/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

this mornings zatsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpbTZKAUM0A

>>73401163
Cute stream!

Lando in 2 hours

although im willing to keep posting here regardless to spite doubters i am starting to not see a very good reason to keep this thread going these days, at least until lefty evolves into a superior form

Current puzzle: https://jiggie.fun/uBkjmQ
Image sauce: https://twitter.com/sushishorts/status/1777175862959579489

>>73401447
I hope we're ok with them still sharing a thread when that happens and it doesn't devolve into arguments over whether Lando's chuuba belongs in his own thread/overshadows Randon discussion

>>73401447
I like posting here still

>>73401755
anyone retarded enough to try and tribalfag them should just be assumed to be a troll, these dudes are literally fucking

>>73401818
>>73401571
ToT

>>73401818
Double that!
We'll have to see how Randon acts with "Popsicle Stick" comes out, but since they practically act like a 2 man unit now, it's likely to stay that way for a long time. A joint thread will make the most sense then.

>>73401447
I'd post more but streams almost always happen while I'm working and when I'm not, the thread's usually dead. I'm down for keeping them alive out of spite, though, spite is always a good motivator.

>>73402054
>We'll have to see how Randon acts with "Popsicle Stick"
like this? :3
https://twitter.com/0Danshi0/status/1776006630523478116

>>73402839
ToT

I'm really, really, really, really going to do it this time.

>>73404767
rewatch stream
>>73401163

https://twitter.com/kismetnightgale/status/1778218015294677432

What games do you guys want him to play? Aside from the shit he hasn't finished yet. I want to see him do more New Vegas, especially now that he could probably play with mods if he wanted.

>>73406588
I kind of want more of the other silly games Vtuers play, maybe like one a week:

Exist 8 or SHINKANSEN 0
[Chilla's Art] The Convenience Store
Refind Self: The Personality Test Game
Slay The Princess, ect...
No rage games tho

>>73407235
He did do Content Warning and Lethal Company, so maybe he'll do more flavor of the week stuff. Another suggestion I just thought about was Wildermyth since he did the one goblin game, maybe he could have chat as characters or him and Lando in a party.

now that lando has multistreaming active, what is stopping the DND campaign?

>>73407610
Nothing, Randon just needs to test the system and then pick a day to start

BibingkaBear live

rat live

>>73407448
Yeah that's what I was thinning

Wildermyth would be cool

>>73407448
Yeah that's what I was thinking, he seems to be open to trying new games at least once.
Wildermyth would be cool too.

Left telly

left alive

lando's belly is full

>>73407939
should really give her a follow, huh

Hes trying to clean up his potty mouth again

>>73410321
for the 9999th time, yeah

>>73410346
my favorite loop, the man who sunk everything into dude sex lmao trying to become family friendly

https://twitter.com/__shiopi/status/1777926274268401886

>>73410704
Randon does this too time to time

Subnotica in space, nice

>>73411974
Neat, sounds like fun.

>die from no oxygen
>open chest with several oxygen canisters
>Go outside without oxygen again
>nearly die
Lando...

>>73412966
kek

>>73412966
It keeps happening, jesus, he doesn't learn.

>>73414799
to be fair this time he had oxygen, he just used it all building a stair to nowhere

>>73414849
Still, he should probably run back before it gets too low or he'll be fucked.

(from the discord)
OMG, thee are big!
I haven't gotten mine yet, but I'm so excited!

>>73416663
wtf that thing is huge

>>73416663
Got mine today and yeah, they're fat fucks for sure. Funny how I still haven't gotten my official Tempus plush yet, though...

>>73417048
Congrats, it'll be fun to see how close in size they all are.

>>73417184
It was a pleasant surprise, for sure. I hope everyone else's plushies come in soon so they too can simulate violent scenarios with them.

>>73417327
if i get one i wanna blow it up

Him and the fucking almond milk again...

>>73421406
>>73414799

>Lando wants to show up to the Halo composer dude's political thing and just have a flashmob of people singing the music instead of asking actual questions
kek

Randonneuring (also known as Audax in the UK, Australia and Brazil) is a long-distance cycling sport with its origins in audax cycling. In randonneuring, riders attempt courses of 200km or more, passing through predetermined "controls" (checkpoints) every few tens of kilometres. Riders aim to complete the course within specified time limits, and receive equal recognition regardless of their finishing order. Riders may travel in groups or alone as they wish, and are expected to be self-sufficient between controls. A randonneuring event is called a randonnée or brevet, and a rider who has completed a 200km event is called a randonneur. The international governing body for randonneuring is Audax Club Parisien (ACP), which works with other randonneuring organisations worldwide through Les Randonneurs Mondiaux (RM). Randonneuring is popular in France, and has a following in the Netherlands, Belgium, the United Kingdom, Italy, Australia, the United States, Canada, Brazil, Ireland, India, Indonesia, Korea, Japan and Malaysia. In the late nineteenth century Italy, day-long "challenge" sports became popular. Participants aimed to cover as much distance as possible and prove themselves audax ("audacious"). The first recorded audax cycling event took place on June 12, 1897, when twelve Italian cyclists attempted the challenge of cycling from Rome to Naples, a distance of 230 kilometres (140mi), during daylight hours. Similar events became popular elsewhere, and in 1904 French journalist Henri Desgrange produced Audax regulations, which belonged to his Auto newspaper. Under the Audax regulations, riders rode as a group. Successful riders were awarded a certificate called a Brevet d'Audax. A group of successful audax cyclists formed the Audax Club Parisien (ACP), which took over the organisation of Audax events on Desgrange's behalf. In 1920, there was a disagreement between Desgrange and the ACP. Desgrange withdrew ACP's permission to organise events under his Audax regulations, and ACP created its own allure libre (free-paced) version of the sport, where successful riders were awarded certificates called Brevets des Randonneurs. This style is now popularly known as "randonneuring".

FIIIIIIIIIVEEE ARMENIAN DOLLARS, /orc/!

I just heard of AFK Journey yesterday.

>>73424822
ZOOMER RANDON HATE

goodnight, /orc/!

>>73417048
A true Hololive moment

>>73426248
night brotherman

>>73426248
Night night

>>73429394
I shouldn't be surprised, their shipping always takes forever.

LOL

MY EYES!!!!

>>73440266
If orb replaced the moon, would you go blind or only be able to see in green for the rest of your life?

Ribbions live

>>73440376
Yes

>>73406588
That "Will You Press The Button?" game can be a shoe-in for a short zatsu stream slot.

>>73441583
That would be really funny to see!
It was kind of bad luck but Bettel kept getting inappropriate questions when he played it, I'd love to see how Randon deals with that stuff.

Orc booba!

>>73443625
Squishy.

I think you have to know Japanese to be hired at this level, but maybe next year there will be openings for locals https://twitter.com/lunedelstein/status/1778296813793014048

>>73444771
Head office is Japanese and afaik you will always require native fluency in JP to work as a manager/staff member at Cover.

Randon Live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HtUilplOkk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HtUilplOkk

https://www.twitch.tv/randon
https://www.twitch.tv/randon

PSYCHONAUTS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HtUilplOkk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HtUilplOkk
https://www.twitch.tv/randon
https://www.twitch.tv/randon

this game and its story is fun but something tells me he'll have a hard time with the platforming if our personalities are the same

im glad he's enjoying the tone and characters lmao

>>73447622
:D

Stream is glitchy, kek

ISP SCUFF HATE

>dialog is 10/10
fuck yessss lets do psychonauts 1 and 2 marathon pls randon

He died, sad....

The isp is keeping him from us!

>>73448571
What happened

>>73449679
Stream got really skippy on both TY and Twitch to the point you could only hear him, so he stopped streaming for the day.

>>73450653
psychonnites love

>>73450812
oh, we're psycho alright...

>>73439471
https://twitter.com/Simpsons_tweets/status/1778502931404235237

>>73450653
I hope he gets to that room in the disco level, I want to see his reaction.

Tragic day

>>73455391
>I want to see his reaction
I'm vod gang today. Has he never played it before?

>>73457506
I don't think so, no.

>>73457506
No, but he was gifted it like 15 years ago

randon neuring is

>>73459274
Fabulous!

>>73458232
Imagine being that friend who gifted it to him and waiting for him to play it all these years.

>>73460409
Probably a friend from college who's forgotten about him...
Do you ever wonder if your long lost college friends became Vtubers?

>>73460573
>spoiler
One of mine did, though she was already a YouTuber at the time so it's not that surprising. Still a little funny stumbling on her in Holodex.

IT'S YOUR BOI

IT'S YOUR ORB!

>>73460851
Fucking insane that a randonnite used to be friends with calliope mori but it checks out

will he stream...

Do you think Randon is swole irl?

>>73466858
I feel like he was in the past, but by now, he's probably got a dad bod.

comparing lando liveposting to randon liveposting, this really is just a lando thread with a hint of vtubers

>>73465497
kek nah she's an indie

>>73466858
HIS BELLY IS!
I want to rub it

>>73467075
When Randon is live we are all in his streaming chats, Lando just has a different streaming crowd so we come back here, thats all.

>>73467486
doesn't that just mean that there is no need for randon general since you don't need an anonymous forum to talk about the streams?

>>73468058
Where else are we gonna post orc cock and architecture?

Ham live

>>73468058
No, we need this thread to "whore" post

>>73468587

>>73468177
>>73468587
how often do you do that and can't you just do it in lig?

>>73469853
>how often do you do
3-4 times a day

>just do it in lig
What? No!

KEK
https://twitter.com/kiiidesu/status/1778566703062094270

>>73469853
If the complaint is about having to read posts that are about Lando rather than Randon, how is moving to /lig/ (with even more chuubas we don't watch and have no connection to Randon) going to help anything?

>>73469930
>3-4 times a day
this thread has been up for more than 24 hours and that number doesn't seem accurate

>>73470619
CROSS POSTING!
>>73409646
>>73409950
>>73410541

>>73470692
that's in a wrong thread though

>>73470857
His whorish ness can't be contained to just one thread!

>>73471010
*whorishness

>>73470857
It doesn't support the "why do we need a thread solely for Randon/why don't we merge with another thread" argument but it is in the right thread because he is an oji (that's in /oji/ not /MANS/)

>>73471010
maybe if you contained in this one it wouldn't die so easily

>>73471088
One thread can only take so much tho...

>>73471010
https://files.catbox.moe/2uxbaf.mp3

>>73471082
sounds to me like you could just use oji. this thread seems to be only up so that you can talk about a fleshtuber freely in vt

>>73471315

>>73471453
No, this is the thread for talking about Randon, not a bunch of random old men for anons to yume over

>>73471453
If your issue is that people occasionally talk about Lando, get over it. And there's no reason to get rid of this thread for any reason other than a lack of posts.

>>73471771
t. magmite

>>73471837

>>73471837
Lando and Randon frequently stream together, meaning that anons will discuss him in the thread. Stay mad.

>not sure if doubters trying to kill off the general again or falseflagging orcs giving us our doubter booster shot to rev up spiteposting again

left telly

>>73472803
Landoschizos.

Lando live

What type of body wash do you all think Randon uses?

>>73473365
piss

>>73473626
and

>>73474083
cedarwood

>>73474083
pulverized JO crystal exfoliating scrub

>>73474911
kek

>>73474163
The ultimate pissmite JO Crystal would be a giant polished kidney stone.

>>73475273
KEK

>>73475273
When I wrote this, I was not aware that bladder stones also exist, and have been polished.

>>73474083
jizz

>>73475250
>>73475313
>>73475442
magves love, always included in the full guild streams somehow

>>73476121
cool!

>>73476121
thanks for the update :')

>>73475900
cursed green olives

>>73476108
that's his essence, not smell

>>73475273
btw the kidney stone in that pic is actually that little brown dot embedded in a much larger kidney-shaped block of resin
https://www.instructables.com/Kidney-Stone-Paperweight/
>Step 1: Create a Kidney Stone
>I made this stone with my right kidney, but you could use your left one if you like. Now, you want the stone to be large enough that it’s easy to see but small enough that it doesn’t cause you crippling pain on its way out. I nailed the former but overshot it on the latter. Oops!
kek

>>73474911

>>73477672

>>73477879

>>73478280
>>73478351
Keep to your containment

>>73478381
it's just Vesper and Morf

>>73478381
why don't you contain yourself instead of coming here to bitch all the time

>>73478381
cry all you want tribalfag, /mans/ will never be as pure as you want it to be, and neither will holostars en itself, seeing as altare is happy to include them in group projects.

Image sauce: https://twitter.com/BIGHAM_vt/status/1777406041900339632
Puzzle: https://jiggie.fun/7OjUeo

>>73479262
Thanks

>>73481123
oops that was the wrong one

do you think he has ever used grindr

>>73481153
there we go

>>73481165
No, but Altare has, I wonder if they've ever talked about it or dating in general

>>73481165
Which Andon?
>>73481308
Altare used Grindr?

>>73481565
KEK, not "grinder" but a dating app, I don't remember which one but he use to talk about it on stream

>>73481687
I think it was Tinder, I have no clue how similar that is to Grindr, but he had the paid version of it (said it wasn't worth the money).

>>73481565
either

>>73400900
>>73471771
I think I figured it out!
They just don't like seeing his face in catalog, kek.
Well, they're just going to have to learn to live with it.

>>73484805

>>73485015
kek

>>73485015

Good night /orc/

SEX WITH ORC!!

i miss...

>>73487442
Good morning

>>73493929
goo morcning