/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*GENERAL NUMBERFAG SITES*
>https://playboard.co/en/
>http://ikioi-ranking.com/
>https://vrabi.net/
>https://www.vstats.jp
>https://live-ranking.userlocal.jp/vtuber-ranking
>https://vt.poi.cat/

Hololive sites
>https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/index.html
>https://trackholo.live/en/
>https://holosongs.com/
>https://holo-spotify-stats.jirikunes.eu/

Nijisanji sites
>https://niji-mado.web.app/stats/hourly
>https://twitter.com/2434rankings
>https://twitter.com/2434subscriber
>https://www.nijiuta.com/

Twitch
>https://sullygnome.com/
>https://twitchtracker.com/
>https://stats.roki.sh/

I'm melting.

Is akutan the last first army member to hit 2M?

Is Neoporte a black company?

Myth still gets waaaaaaaaay to many sponsorships and opportunities compared to Promise, Advent or even the bois. Its honestly time for them to move on a let stuff trickly down and not fucking hog everything.

>>73456957
>do reps
>israel
This dude is amazing.

# protection charm

>>73457583
Yes, he has become Japanese.

>>73457572
Bae gets a lot lately, VRchat, ambassador, australia event etc

wtf when did aqua change from a hardcore gamer maid to casual city builder slop?

>>73457583
He made it... He is fulfilling Abe's will.

>>73457413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-nSqaSr31Q

>>73457501
they got 3D, if that counts for anything

>>73457572
If you want to know why Promise gets passed over, consider that Fauna (who this thread considers the flagship talent of the gen) is about to be overtaken in subs by Fuwamoco. /#/ considers it a meme number but it really isn't when it comes to these sorts of sponsorships and opportunities.

>>73457634
>Cover making sure Bae still make as much as her genmate even though she’s the runt
Commies…

>>73457637
She has to do it, for the 4k people lost in Aquaville

>>73457722
And that's why Ollie is drowning with sponsorships

Someone mentioned a gura figure getting cancelled last thread. Were they talking about t gr e yootooz thing or another figure?

>>73457474

>>73457610
Yes

>>73457583
gay marriage? i dont understand japanese names

>>73457754
Kobo gets stuff, proving his point

>>73457724
Nah, Bae gets stuff because she lives in Japan and actually works hard, it's a proven formula for that kind of thing. FWMC will get the same.

>>73457754
Ollie was chosen for Indomie along with Kobo, so yeah actually. That's pretty huge as far as ID goes.

>>73457610

>>73457665
>cryptofag
this guy is definitely dumped his bags early and hard

>>73457796
That VR thing was when she was still living in Australia

I miss Fauna

>>73457788
Kobo is the most subscribed vtuber in Indonesia and one of the greatest musical successed of 2022 even outside of vtubing

If Nerissa is "Nerissanji", Shiori should unironically be called VShiori. I genuinely feel like her being so fucking crass and filterless just ruins most collabs she's in. She's actually just VShojo-lite.

>>73457815
tf is wrong with her eyes

Reminder if your interested in the AR Live to buy tickets before the event the site may crash if you wait till the last minute.
https://www.nijisanji.jp/events/EN_COLORS/en/

>>73457872
Random Holoseethe.

>>73457909
kek, good one anon

>>73457572
>merch movers get more merch
No shit?

>>73457909
Lol

>>73457872
You should unironically throw yourself off a cliff

>>73457872
A Vshojo talked about eating the vaginal clots from her period

>>73457909
They didn't even rerecord the greetings and went with the one from one year ago (with Mysta and the rest), didn't they?

After watching wolf quest where they talk about piss and impregnation for 2 hours, I no longer think pomu is too crass for hololive

>>73457941
And another talked about getting creampie by her boyfriend ... in a collab with her boyfriend
No

>>73457872
>vshojobeggars
fuck off to your thread

>>73457872
Nah Nerissa is both more Niji and Vshojo that Shoiri is. Shiori is that random indie that no one wants to collab with

>>73457762
Everything except godzilla and king kong in this promo teaser (which is now deleted) is no longer on the youtooz site
Either it's all canceled or some release is imminent

>>73457987
Yes, another one talkee about getting cum in their eye

Sudden and coordinated. Very subtle.

Glad I only watch hololive

>>73458089
sexo

>>73457987
>>73458034
I saw that first one the other anon said, haven't seen these two.

>>73458089
>doesnt watch erolive
grim

>>73457762
It was the yootooz that wasn't even properly announced, still not canceled as far as anyone knows

>>73457413
Recent clip numbers
>>73432385
>>73432404
>>73432415
>>73432427

>>73457909
There would be a pinned thread? I want to see at least the level of grim and laugh.

>begging for what v4mirai gets before debut
kawaii...

* YESTERDAY’S FINAL TALLY *
>41,960: Bijou (Hololive)
>33,438: Korone (Hololive)
>32,469: Pekora (Hololive)
>25,376: Akina (Nijisanji)
>24,445: Kanata (Hololive)
>19,129: Kanae (Nijisanji)
>18,444: Kaede (Nijisanji)
>18,365: Kuzuha (Nijisanji)
>17,215: Yashiro (Nijisanji)
>17,170: Koyori (Hololive)
>14,891: IRyS (Hololive)
>14,191: Watame (Hololive)
>13,750: Noel (Hololive)
>13,145: Chima (Nijisanji)
>12,254: Fuwamoco (Hololive)
>10,049: Moona (Hololive)

>>73458198
APRIL 2024 GOLD
>1) 181,563: Pekora (Hololive) PekoMama Debut [33]
>2) 92,231: Flare (Hololive) 3DLIVE Birthday [29]
>3) 77,236: Toya (Nijisanji) 1million sub endurance [20]
>4) 46,665: Calliope (Hololive) 3D Birthday Live [26]
>5) 46,747: Pekora (Hololive) MonHun World [19]
>6) 49,941: Pekora (Hololive) MonHun World [31]
>7) 47,091: Miko (Hololive) Horsebetting [31]
>8) 37,412: Pekora (Hololive) MonHun World [18]
>9) 74,629: Miko (Hololive) 2million sub endurance [17]
>10) 48,224: Subaru (Hololive) Subaru's Cabin ft. Korone [16]
>11) 41,960: Bijou (Hololive) WOLF QUEST [16]


> PER COMPANY
10x: Hololive
1x: Nijisanji

> PER STREAMER
4x: Pekora
2x: Miko
1x: Flare, Toya, Calliope, Subaru, Biboo

>>73457984
you should listen to marine talking about her masturbation habits some time

>>73458142
Would any weebs actually buy yootooz? They look so ugly.

>>73458128
>Custom swimsuits
>Eroi posses
>Buttsumo
Bring me back...

>>73457872
Marine has talked about her broken magic wand and how she has to put cloth over it to masturbate with it
Your point being?

>>73458089
every day i thank god for making me a holo king

>>73458112
You don't want to see it

>>73458234
APRIL 2024 BRONZE
>1) 52,303: Ririmu (Nijisanji) Girls talk 2024
>2) 27,793: Subaru (Hololive) TABS
>3) 36,778: Korone (Hololive) SubaKoroMio~n A Shut-in Daughter
>4) 23,367: Pekora (Hololive) Lethal Company
>5) 29,255: Chiroru (Indie) Baseball
>6) 35,587: Lamy (Hololive) Lamy project
>7) 41,238: Pekora (Hololive) MonHun World
>8) 21,253: Hajime (Hololive) Clubhouse 51 vs Mio
>9) 22,921: Hakase Fuyuki (Nijisanji) yugioh pack opening offcollab
>10) 21,154: Lamy (Hololive) MonHun World w/ Nene
>11) 32,469: Pekora (Hololive) MonHun World


> PER COMPANY
2x: Nijisanji
8x: Hololive
1x: Indie

> PER STREAMER
3x: Pekora
2x: Lamy
1x: Ririmu, Subaru, Korone, Chiroru, Hajime, Hayase Fuyuki

I'm going to fuck my oshi. I will work my hardest to be the best man she will ever see and I will have sex with her.

>>73458245
look at henya's and mouse's ones, the difference is fucking big

>>73458263
Post link because I really doubt it was in this colorful language and I bet it was cloaked behind seventeen levels of innuendo

>>73458186
So specific number, at least round it to 14K.

>>73458280
Morbid curiosity is getting the better of me.

>>73458283
APRIL 2024 SILVER
>1) 61,405: Toya (Nijisanji) Kenmochi Toya
>2) 39,571: Pekora (Hololive) MonHun World
>3) 38,653: Pekora (Hololive) MonHun World
>4) 38,099: Miko (Hololive) MonHun World
>5) 36,265: Marine (Hololive) MonHun World
>6) 48,754: Koyori (Hololive) Holo Mahjong Tournament
>7) 43,508: Roboco (Hololive) Clubhouse 51 vs Miko
>8) 32,569: Miko (Hololive) MonHun World
>9) 44,116: Subaru (Hololive) Hamtaro3 w/ Marine
>10) 37,737: Pekora (Hololive) MonHun World
>11) 33,438: Korone (Hololive) KoroLamy PlateUp


> PER COMPANY
1x: Nijisanji
10x: Hololive

> PER STREAMER
3x: Pekora
2x: Miko
1x: Toya, Marine, Koyori, Roboco, Subaru, Korone

>>73458031
>>73458142
Okay. I don't know anything about these things other than that they're kind of ugly looking. Maybe cover wasn't happy with the quality of them but that doesn't seem likely.

APRIL 2024 holoID
>1) 11,671: Kobo (UNARCHIVED KARAOKE) [3]
>2) 4,601: Kaela (Holo X Break)
>3) 3,369: Kaela (School Labyrinth)
>4) 5,574: Moona (Moonutau Unarchive)
>5) 4,637: Kaela (Lethal Company)
>6) 6,104: hololive Indonesia (happy 4th anniversary)
>7) 8,746: Kaela (Content Warning)
>8) 4,084: Kaela (Rise of Gun)
>9) 3,746: Kaela (Rise of Gun)
>10) 14,179: Risu (4th Anniversary New Costume + Karaoke)
>11) 10,049: Moona (4th Anniversary New Costume reveal) [2]


> PER STREAMER
6x: Kaela
2x: Moona
1x: Kobo, hololive Indonesia, Risu

>>73457762
They found out gura said this and a bunch of twitter freaks started raising a stink getting it cancelled.
https://files.catbox.moe/7kzyhn.mp4

>>73457722
Doesn't really work when Promise sub counts are comparable to HoloX sub counts.
Are you also going to argue that HoloX gets passed over for sponsorships and opportunities in favor for Gen5, who have better sub counts as well?

Sub counts obviously matter, but they are only a part of it.
That's why the "only subcounts matter" gets brushed off as a shitpost because that's the only way it's ever used in this thread

>>73458336
I'll do you a two for one deal then, I'll throw Ironmouse in the mix (open in a private window so it doesn't polute your recommends)
>Mousey Reacts To Nyan & Aethel's "Nakadashi Moment"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWp8uYzRuqQ

Here is the most amusing thing: the whole dialog was initiated by Nyanners boyfriend
The only think you can ask yourself is
>Nyanners audience LIVE LIKE THISSS?!?!

>Korone game tomorrow
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2825180/WOWOWOW_KORONE_BOX/
>HoloParade update a week later
https://twitter.com/roboqlo/status/1776835422582419664
>holoIndie interview with holoParade dev, EN version to come later
https://note.cover-corp.com/n/nb6e46af1b48a
>holoXbreak got save system
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2719150/view/4164214896053118578

>>73458401

>>73458401
based grooba

>>73458401
Oh it actually got cancelled? Got a link?

Reminder that Nemu did nothing wrong.

>>73458198
>41,960: Bijou (Hololive)
What did I miss?

>>73457941
>>73457987
>>73458034
Those members are no longer part of vshojo how long are you going to hold on to the past holokek since you guys can't find anything about the new vshojo memebrs

>>73458510
nemu should drain back her powers from fauna by using her pussy on fauna's futa horsecock

>>73458429
Most of HoloX have surpassed talents from previous gens (Flare, Luna, Nene, etc). Promise haven't passed a single member of Myth and aren't even remotely close to doing so, instead they're the ones now getting passed.

>>73458458
.....
Jesus fucking christ.

>>73458510
That's like saying Bloop did nothing wrong

>>73458532
anons can't talk about fruit because she's protected person

>>73458510
>Nemu did nothing wrong.
I don't know which Nemu you're talking about but I surely miss Nezumi Nemu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVtR-Lqqd38

>Smoky .... smoky loves you all
>No one is going to say "nobody loves you all" but
**COROOOOOUGH**
(pulls a spit straigh from the throat)
**PFFFFFFFT** (spits on you)
>that's all you're getting from Nemu!
>So slurp it up boys
**sadistic mouse laughter**

>>73458324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoIkChFpATY

>>73458664
Buy an ad

>>73458401
HOLY FUCKING BASED

>>73458607
Myth subs are pretty fraudulent, especially Ame. All of Promise would be at 1M already without Susan's culls, anyway.

>>73458719
why do promise fans go mask off as myth antis so quickly

>>73458670
good thing now Ao can be her new masseur

>>73458748
You forgot your Gura image falseflagging parasite

>>73458670
Exactly as predicted, they're talking about an electric massager and, despite the obvious implication, they're cloaking it behind innuendo and implications
Compare and contrast with Mr. Nakadashi here: >>73458458

>>73458719
>Myth subs are pretty fraudulent
Fuck off SEAster.

>>73458401
Cover was being retarded by even touching burger corpos like youtooz anyways. Dunno why they have an obssesion with making products with the dollar store zoombrained brands.

>>73457948
Why the fuck do you fags keep saying this as if they actually posted the greeting somewhere recently? Every time I ask where it got posted (recnetly) no one fucking responds

>>73458767
You're the one calling Myth frauds, sis.

How do people watch this shit

>>73458769
>they're cloaking it behind innuendo and implications
And that is the level Shiori is on, so what is your point?

>>73458804
>Promise vs Myth
Kill yourself vermin

>>73458719
>>73458748
Uh huh uh huh uh huh

>>73458401

>>73458812
for >>73458458

>>73458812
with their eyes

>>73458401
There's really just something magical about her. Also that's the cutest 'goddamn it...' I have ever heard.

>>73458692
She's dead, shilling her would do nothing good. Anyway, here is another
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM4TopxOdoc

>Thank you magicalwhiz for the (annoyed tone) one dollar
>(reading message) "OK, I guess you are my little pogchamp"
>"come here"
**COROOOOOUGH**
(pulls a spit straigh from the throat)
**PFFFFFFFT** (spits on you)
>DON'T TOUCH ME!

>>73458812
Whay shit? No one is live.

>>73458769
All of Marine songs are about how she wants to have sex your arguments sucks bro.

I got you bros. Enna virginity doko?

https://streamable.com/qkqdju
https://files.catbox.moe/iq3vx6.mp4

Anyone trying to pit EN fanbases against each other is a nijinigger.

>>73458812
Who you watching? Nobody important is live.

https://twitter.com/kiryucoco/status/1370796467724546049
let's go motherfuckers!

>>73458893
What a mess

>ENshit hours
Grim

>>73458893
TO THE LOG

>>73458813
>And that is the level Shiori is on, so what is your point?
My point, as shown by the VShojo examples given, is that even the rowdiest thing Holo girls do
>except for Matsuri, a lost case and deservedly trashed for it
come anywhere near the stuff VShojo girls pulled and even implying "VShojo-lite" is disingenuous

ENfailures

>>73458911
>>73458885
>>73458862

>>73458912
ANON, TURN OFF YOUR INTERNET EXPLORER

>>73458891
He will cope with "AKSHUALLY SHIORI IS A BIT MORE CRASS THAN MARINE WHEN I COMPARE HER AGAINST MARINES TRANSLATED WORDS" when in a japanese context talking like that about shit like that is a bigger deal than whatever Shiori has said

Ghosted again, cool love that

>>73458795
This was part of their earnings call last quarter, they want to pursue more licensing deals because those have a better profit margin compared to in-house merch (since Cover just has to approve the design and collect the cash and the licensee handles the cost of production)
There's good and bad that comes from that of course, in terms of product desirability

>>73458968
Oh and I want to add
every last samurai should kill themselves because they neither understand japanese nor the cultural context of it

>>73458891
Anon, I am not disputing Marine is lewd. For fuck sake, my oshi even goes way beyond Marine and I have no problem with that.
My point (see >>73458938) is that the level of crassness VShojo girls historically do
>except, ironically, the sex worker and founder of their company, which refrains from doing that outside the paygated platforms
is unmatched in the industry and there is nobody that could be considered "VShojo-lite" anywhere except for one glaring exception
>peak Vox in the "cumpscare" era

>>73458999
boobros...

>>73458999
You know what happened with Snail, stop larping as a Sapling

>>73458607
See you're already talking about things sponsors aren't going to look into. If they were going to look that much into it they'd be taking much more into account then total subcount.
It's also Cover, they frequently give opportunites to some of the lower performng members

>>73458968
anon, see >>73459029, I am saying
>there is nothing vshojo-lite about what Shiori did and anon comparing her with VShojo is a retard

>>73458898
Correct but also cunny Mumei is so weird.
One of the few members I can't see without tits, like Ame.

>>73459043
Not him, and I understand why she's taking off, I just wish she'd fucking tweet early. It is not difficult. She always does it like 2 hours after her stream start time for some unfathomable reason, give people a heads up.

>>73458891
>>73458968
>1 minute x2 of difference
holy samefagging

>>73459073
Them being oppai lolis would work, I guess.

>>73459086
chuchuchu

AZKi's image...
It's certainly morphing

>>73459102
So you understand why she's taking today off, but you're also getting mad because she didn't tweet, even though you already figured out why she is not streaming today. Anonchama....

>>73458999
>>73459102
You need to mix up your routine a little

>>73459086
chu

wait so the only streams we have today are shiori members, doom with moom and mori monhun?

>>73459227
No, I understand why she's not streaming. I still expected her to stream because Snail getting better fast enough could have easily been a thing. And this situation doesn't even apply to this only, she's done this shit countless times, where she makes a tweet saying she's not streaming AFTER the start time and not before.

>>73457872
Please understand that it's okay that a talents behavior is indistinguishable from a niji or vshojo whore because sometimes JP Holos say things that are taken out of context
It's definitely not sisters psyoping every retard in this thread into accepting whorish behaviors from Holos

>>73458893
I really can't even find this shit funny anymore. I'd rather stop seeing anything about NijiEN. They offend me by existing still.

>>73459086
Chuuu

Man, this karaoke is top tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGhgVradujI

>>73459259
always expect a sudden gorilla stream

>>73459277

>>73459277
Sister
..

/#/ is a cunny general.

>>73459213
In all the good ways that is!

>>73459297
last samurai kys

>>73459102
Kill yourself.

>>73459353
AAAAHHHHHH

>>73459361
>>73459353
>>73459388
So when the fuck is asking for a cancellation tweet before and not after such a fucking bad thing now? Are you guys mentally ill?

>>73459412
Sorry my lord, I'll make sure to relay your demands to Fauna and see her tending to it promtly!

>>73459366
Those train gakis are still getting new art, huh.

i fuckin hate cats

>>73459412
Sorry but Fauna is currently preoccupied

>>73459366

Yeah .... the merch situation is not getting any easier ....
>at least for Euros

>>73459412
Because anyone who was around for Clover understands what Fauna is feeling right now, even if Snail is recuperating fine. Kill yourself, you unempathetic threadshitter.

>>73459496
Thisbis inaccurate: Mumei and Fauna have pierced nips.

>>73459496
I genuinely don't get why all the faumei art portrays Mumei as the dominant one when it is very clearly Fauna

Which Holo would look the best with a tie?

>>73459512
why is that happening? are the rebels still shooting at the ships? why doesnt france just go there and fuck shit up
>should the uk do it since the navy is their thing
roru you would think that

>>73459512
Now these are some fucking numbers

>>73459512
mother fuckers... I'm going to swim for my merch!

>>73459530
>Because anyone who was around for Clover understands what Fauna is feeling right now
My guy the last tweet was nothing but positive. She said he did great. She then cited that a part of the reason was also lack of sleep, which ideally she could've gotten last night by skipping the collab.

Once again, I do not mind that she's still taking off. But she never stated she WASN'T going to stream, yet all I'm saying that if she wasn't she should've at least given a heads up. Today isn't a Tuesday, if it was I wouldn't have expected shit.

>>73359832
It ended up on kemono, along with a few more posts after that are followups. Seems mostly about her ending up in the hospital because of medical stuff. Honestly kinda depressing tbdesu, can't really fault her for keeping it paywalled to try and keep antis out

>>73459645
god you are such an insufferable faggot

Wait, why are we allowing botted gold?
Korone was fucking robbed

>>73459584
An international/NATO "strike force" is assembling but you can't just bomb the coast to nothing.

>>73459584
>why doesnt france just go there and fuck shit up
kek, I think they ran out of white cloth for their surrenders

>>73459568
That's not true, but Mumei, with all her autism and quirks, trying to be dominant is hotter

>>73459665
That woman needs to leave the internet for good before it kills her.

>>73458882
you're in luck she reincarnated
https://twitter.com/comfynekomimi/status/1777086215327494488

>>73459412
>>73459645
You do this same whiny bitch routine all the time, both here and in uuu.
You're not convincing anyone. You are genuinely not smart enough to pull this off

>>73459512
Why the fuck would you order merch through shipping

>>73459670
He does it because he wants to annoy (You), just post lewds

Am I deaf or is Marine actually an underrated singer? Im listening to Treasure Box right now and it’s probably the most vocally impressive song I’be listened to this week.

>>73459412
They pay this woman to come stream for them for a sporadic period and nothing else. Saplings are used to this kind of treatment so don't bother

>>73459259
EN4! EN4! EN4!

>>73459761
shipfags do be shipfagging

Queen of vtubers is live https://www.twitch.tv/ironmouse

>>73459817
Mogged by Suisei, that's why all other holomembers sound like they suck

>>73459259
V E G G I E S

>>73458795
Anon why did you just randomly believe something another anon said. Are you retarded?

I still think amE is better designed than Fauna. And her voice is more soothing too.

>>73459512
I'm still waiting for my MILF cap. Fucking geejack.

>>73459751
Garbage.

>>73459259
I'll be watching the finale of Baekuza

>>73459871
which is a greater sin, watching niji girls or watching homostars

>>73458893
Tldr
>Enna talks about her virginity every single day for 2 years
>even says "if I stop talking about it for more than a few weeks, I probably banged someone"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKyWsLWHEEQ&t=12240
>Comes back from her 2 month vacation during which she shared an Airbnb with friends for 2 weeks in Paris
>suddenly all mentions of her virginity are gone
>now she insists "I'm single" but never mentions again anything about her virginity
>is confronted about it during her "secret stream"
>instead of answering outright says "I'll talk about that another time" hinting that there's updates on that topic

>>73459817
Marine has one of the most "melodic" voices in Hololive.

>>73459751
Be quiet and suck my PP
Little Bitch

>>73459908
>finale
today's EN gold?

* FINAL EN TALLY OF THE DAY IS IN *
>04/11 TALLY:
41,782: Bijou (Hololive) | Wolfquest w/ Iofi, Mumei, Nerissa, Shiori
14,891: IRyS (Hololive) | Unarchived Karaoke
12,254: FuwaMoco (Hololive) | Suika Game Endurance
5,541: Mumei (Hololive) | Wolfquest w/ Bijou, Iofi, Nerissa, Shiori


>EN GOLDS FOR MARCH 2024
1) Kiara (Hololive) - 17,995 - Easter Collab Special
2) Shiori (Hololive) - 17,536 - Biboo Is Missing (Overcooked 2 Collab w/ Advent)
3) Mori (Hololive) - 19,506 - Birthday Countdown + Totsu + Announcement
4) Mori (Hololive) - 46,665 - 3D Birthday Live
5) Mint (Indie) - 25,197 - Return Karaoke
6) Sonny (Nijisanji) - 10,444 - Birthday Karaoke (Duets)
7) Mumei (Hololive) - 17,280 - Unarchived Karaoke
8) Nerissa (Hololive) - 13,792 - Unarchived Karaoke
9) Fauna (Hololive) - 12,977 - Minecraft
10) FuwaMoco (Hololive) - 13,057 - Shinkansen 0
11) Bijou (Hololive) - 41,782 - Wolfquest w/ Iofi, Mumei, Nerissa, Shiori

>PER COMPANY
9x: Hololive
1x: Indie, Nijisanji

>PER STREAMER
2x: Mori
1x: Bijou, Fauna, FuwaMoco, Kiara, Mint, Mumei, Nerissa, Shiori, Sonny

>POINTS PER STREAMER (gold = 5pts, silver = 3pts, bronze = 1pt)
15p: Bijou
14p: Mori
10p: FuwaMoco
9p: Fauna, Mumei
8p: IRyS
5p: Kiara, Mint, Nerissa, Shiori, Sonny
4p: FuwaMoco
3p: Ina, Nijisanji
1p: Amelia, Baelz, Matara

>>73459584
I don’t think you get how easy it is to block international shipping lanes compared to protecting them especially nowadays when you could have a couple teams of people with a few drones.

>>73459952
No

>>73459955
>41,782: Bijou
Jesus Christ the bot schizo is STILL at it? What's the fucking point.

>>73459914
If you like painfully unfunny sex jokes stars is the way and if you are a cuck nijiEN

>>73459512
>>73459958
>drones
You don't even need drones, you just need idiots. Did you forget this?
https://istheshipstillstuck.com/

>>73459952
>Rpg
Nope

>>73459817
Try this one, you will ascend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VIeV_LZXHM

Mori blowjob https://vocaroo.com/1CF0P7xjQqzq

Fauna gets blacked. https://files.catbox.moe/ygr8gz.mp3

Shotacon Kroni https://files.catbox.moe/c6tm0g.mp3

Selen bleached audio. https://files.catbox.moe/ropxgd.mp3

Kroni bleached audio. https://vocaroo.com/1laXxRuttuPK

mori blacked audio. https://files.catbox.moe/ytfa52.mp3

shotacon mori. https://files.catbox.moe/axz1f7.mp3

mori offers rimjob. https://files.catbox.moe/p3wm8l.mp3

mori blacked audio https://vocaroo.com/1hMPS2jJpNHb

others are self explanatory

https://files.catbox.moe/ul952o.mp4

https://files.catbox.moe/yek79u.mp4

https://files.catbox.moe/1jhrvj.mp4

THERE BETTER WON'T BE ANY WHITE PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD OR I SWEAR TO GOD

>>73459751
Sounds like she's insecure about competition

It's officially over

>>73460140
At least choose the popular girls, why would i wank it to kronii or mori?

>>73459958
It's actually really fucking hard to block international shipping lanes... everywhere except that one spot. Because it's the only place on earth you can do it without a massive navy.

>>73460029
First time after a relatively long absence. I think they were hyping themselves up recently by posting about their absence or something

>>73460252
>except that one spot
That's all you need.

taso erotic

>>73460252
What about the Panama Canal?

>>73459751
>Now it's comfy mimi
>Before was nezumi nemurin
>And BEFORE that she was anzuTV
This is the second time she reincarnates, want some info?
>BOYFRIEND
>Collab with males
>Tik tok humor
>admitted to faking her cutesy voice
Idk if it would get me banned to say how she looks like since she only showed her face as anzuuTV so that's all I'll say,

>>73460140
>that shotacon kronii one
Holy fuck that is funny

>>73460029
What? Is that real?
>isreal
Kek

Recommendations for chuubas who are considerate and don't spend all day laying in bed on their steam deck ignoring their viewers?

I miss fauna...

>>73459751
I sometimes forgot how ass the non hololive vtuber community is

>>73460401
Enna Alouette

>>73460145
>better won’t be

>>73460401
How about you get a life

Sisters are very upset. Remain vigilant.

>>73457572
>>73457722
The only reason talents get pushed for merch or sponsorship and whatnot is that the girls themselves have to push for it. Companies operate on that "if you don't say there's a problem, then there is no problem" kind of philosophy.

>>73460351
Like waaaayyy too big

>>73460324
It's actually near a literally uninhabitable part of the forest on one side, and the Country of Panama on the other, so you'd need Panama to collapse before doing anything.

>>73460417
Chuu~

>>73460351
Too small.

>>73460479
>73460140
what happened with them now?

>>73460029
He needed to save several days for this one.

>>73460546
Wait, it wasn't the russian girl this time?

>>73459955
Stop entertaining the botter. Just reduce botted numbers by like 30-35k and be done with it. This is just silly.

time to goon to squirting and pissing avchuubas and then go to sleep

What did Ririka mean by this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haxSn8CLrIE

>>73457583
Did you think he would be satisfied by only saving EN? He's going to save all of hololive. Then all of Japan. Then the world.

Saplings deserve this. She will ghost you tomorrow too. And you will be happy.

Promisekeks lost

>>73460633
Then he needs to move some strings and get rid of fucking flyon

>>73460401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB8SScJ1agA

>>73460534
Their attempt to relabel Nijisister as a slur failed spectacularly, low grade damage from yabs and internal fighting is grating on them.

>>73460479
aye

>>73460456
das rite, cry about grammar white boi! like umm hello can I help you? what business do you have with me? are you a nazi?

That moment when Fauna canceled her stream yesterday and the entire thread came together to shit on Fauna was truly magical. I wish we could relive that moment every day.

Since is deadhours ironmouse is doing a Speak of the Devil with rubberross hop on in if your interested

>>73460588
No, that's retarded.
Don't give the botter anything.

>>73460742
Who

>>73460742
What the actual fuck did you even just say

>>73460646
That's not what ghosting means.

Wasn't she supposed to be the twitch streamer why does she keep living up to the two hour meme

>>73457775
He's married "into" the family, taking their name and everything that comes with it in exchange for casting aside his own.

>>73460742
>watching fextramouse

>>73459817
I can't believe people still don't know this. Yes Marine is one of the better singers in Hololive.

>>73460724
>grammar
That's not he issue.

>>73460742
I am not interested.

>>73460742

>>73460742
What in god's name compelled you to think anyone would go "hell yeah let's watch vwhorejo" or that it'd even make a blip of a difference if we all did?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGzQOvt3SQs
tirol from 774inc who was on a huge hiatus for like 2 years because she's a sick lady is doing an english learning stream in like 15 minutes

六四屠殺 - tianneman square massacre
三年大饥荒 - the great Chinese famine caused by the incompetent CCP.
文化大革命 - Mao's second revolution where he overthrew the communist government a second time for not being communist
Mao Zedong 毛泽东,
Nanchang and Autumn Harvest Uprisings 南昌与秋收起义,
Great Leap Forward 大跃进

>>73460731
I'm sure you do, cuck-kun.

>>73460742
>watching ironmunchausen
no thank you

>>73460873
holy based

>>73460576
>girl
Is the same retard as always, lately, he needs to rest his wallet from time to time.

>>73460863
774 must be almost completely unrecognizable to her at this point. 2 years is a long time.

Does your Oshi pull better numbers than a dying flesh normie too ill to stream?

Holokeks I am ovulating for Luca and Shu right now.

>>73460802
She needs to save her voice for all the covers and orisongs she will release and for her plentiful karaokes

>>73460481
You think Gura was pushing for a big Taiwanese marketing blitz?

>>73460911
Are you offering your pussy? I may be interested, but you're gonna have to persuade me if you wanna make this happen.

>>73460906
oh hey, it's male ironmouse

Looks like dr.nova is gonna settle into a high 3 view avg.

>>73460906
>metorkur doing an ironmouse
i always forget that being sick is a tag in twitch

Good numbers again for the star of gen3 V4Mirai

>>73460906
fuck off capipi

>>73460981
>>73460994
very organic, brave interns

>>73460911
Begone, wench.

>>73460873
Where’s my bing chilling

>>73460904
well she was sick, not unconscious. Kinda nice of nanashinku to give her so much space.

>>73460981
>>73460994
>he actually thinks that the honeymoonnphase is over
how cute

Shouldn't Subaru have more subs by now?

>>73460937
Yep. She also knew what Sendai was and went after them!

I mean he might be right on some level but that level is "Cover has a list of sponsors anyone can take and the girls have to actually want it".

>>73461059
I drive a subaru impreza

>>73460994
She has a good voice. She would have made a good addition to HoloEU, but alas, the Eurotrash don't deserve to have nice things.

>>73460719
Of course it failed, they called themselves that on their doxxsite. That would create a massive misunderstanding between them. It´s a shame I didn´t think about that sooner

>>73460742
I will not be doing that

>>73461059
She's very popular in the box, but doesn't really do anything that reaches outside. Her popularity boost also came kind of late to take advantage of the 2020-2021 boom

>>73460969
>>73460989
unlike Ironmouse he actually posted pictures of his wheelchairs and his medical test going back all the way to 2020, showing his full real name in the process. It impresses me that this fucko can show receipts for his cripple card but no one has dared to ask Mouse for hers

>>73461081
Makes me wonder if Gura and Mori were the only two ENs offered the Tokyo Ambassador thing

774 suffers the most

>>73461139
he's a man so he has some kind of semblance of integrity residing within him

>>73460906
How is a dying weatherman with cancer aids doing better than the homos? That's embarrassing sisters.

>>73461140
Without a doubt the bigger ones are a "by name" basis. Who the fuck else would be offered a Tokyo Ambassador position? Their logic was 100% "get me the biggest foreign vtubers from hololive".

>>73458401
.........i fucking miss Gura bros

>>73461199
"and miko"

>>73461221
AND MANGA!

>>73461221
Miko is EN

>>73460994
GRIM. Btw you are doing a terrible job, intern.

>>73458401
Gura come back please... or get better soon which ever is best for you...

>>73461191
I think that beyond that, Mouse such a big figure in the public eyes that asking for scrutiny about her person is sacrilegious.

>>73458401
>>73461211
I think about her every day
Every moment, even

Why VSPO intern stop updating their merch?
I remember before keyboard fiasco, we used to have that one shiller who post about VSPO birthday merch everyday

Current pace for the dogs is still pretty good despite the "break", we'll see if they can keep it up for the last 200k. They're currently close to Chloe in the 1M projection but the last 250k was also where Chloe slowed down a lot. Bae's growth took a big hit this last month, her projection will likely extend to 2025 unless her growth picks up again soon.

>>73460994
She should've been Shiori...

>>73461371
Fauna...

>>73461195
You already answered yourself.
>MAN>HOMOS
Wait, is worst.
>DISABLED MAN>HOMOS

>>73460937
>>73461140
The working logic is the same, but from the outside in. If a sponsor isn't asking for it then the sponsor clearly doesn't want that. There's a reason there's open sponsorships and oddly specific ones.
The same applies to customer service: if the customer isn't complaining or demanding something, then they must be doing the right thing and nothing has to be improved.

>>73461211
Yeah. Had a really bad day yesterday thinking about how much I miss her, pondering the the disparity in how much she means to me and how she will never even see me. So much desire, and nothing to do with it. My feelings for her flow endlessly and wastefully in equal measures, like a fountain with no basin.

>Check twitter
>Random hoshikawa art with her cute pussy peeking out
Can we just kill all of nijisanji but take their artists? They always have such good art that makes you want to ravage their tainted bodies

>>73459748
She should honestly just marry one of her whales, because she has nothing outside of vtubing.

>>73461487
Just go jerk off, you sentimental sack

>>73461487
get into drawing or shrine building

>>73461199
Then how you can explain the new roster? They added two useless homos. They always try to use the girls to prop their failures.

>>73461537
Nta anon but it doesnt help. I literally miss Gura too much at this point. FUck i dont even wanna come on Vt anymore because i see her and just get reminded of her. No the anti shit doesnt do shit for me its just remembering she exists and how fun it was before.............

>>73461530
I want Cover to unironically just plagiarize Scarle's model. Straight up just make that model, and give it to some girl in EN4.
Scarle's model is, IMO, the hottest model in vtubing. It is so fucking wasted on Niji.

>>73461140
I think Mori because her DaemonDice being a public persona allows her to interact more directly with PR.

I've Always had the impression that Gura has an Elira-like situation where her status within Cover is a lot more of an employee than a proper streamer agent.

>>73461537
>basin
All I've done is jerk off. I coom and I coom, and I'm just all coomed out. Doesn't even feel all that good any more, it's more akin to having to shave than a pleasurable activity most of the time.

>>73461576
>They added two useless homos
I think you might be retarded and unaware of Holomeet ambassadors vs Tokyo Ambassadors, anon.

She got away with it again

>>73461605
That implies that cover would need to hire a spic. Is not worth it, anon.

>>73460448
Yeah...

>casual doxxnigging
This is not /jp/. fuck off.

>>73461530
link it

>>73461623
>Gura has an Elira-like situation
delete this and kill yourself

>>73461487

>>73459761
Euros can only order through Geekjack.

>>73461487
as someone that used to spend every hour of every day thinking about her, you just need a hobby or independent passion. no one person should ever be filling a void in your life; they should be supplementing it

>>73461623
extremely retarded post in so many ways

I think in the next few years vtubing would enter it's next phase. High quality 3D and VR interlinked so I can sit next to my oshi in her room while she does a simple zatsu.

>>73460994
Sorry you need to have massive breasts to get me to step out of the holobox

>>73461682
I know, bro, I know that would be absolute cancer...
... but holy fuck, she is HOT

>>73461487
You should start painting chumbie. I started painting scenic ocean and beaches and it honestly feels like it's helped me. It's comfy and you can buy canvases, brushes, and paint easily and for low prices.

>>73461211
watch Migo. She will heal all your wounds with laughter and sincerity.

And yes, learn Japanese, its much better here.

>>73461631
Yes, my bad. I mixed both titles. But still, the same scummy tactic to maintain afloat the useless branches.

>>73461623
worst post I've seen today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QUOxWaOr3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QUOxWaOr3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QUOxWaOr3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QUOxWaOr3k

>>73461830
>its much better here.

>>73461663

I'm watching Noel and Ririka ASMR, Noel dropped the bomb by saying Ririka needs to treat her viewers like a lover before focusing on technical stuff of ASMR.
Lmao she definitely knows

>>73461873
Why is botan letting them handle her wife like that...

>>73461191
KYS Phasenigger

>>73461873
that's the fringes, you have to stay in the core with Migo and Pekora and Subaru.

>>73461537
Don't do that while depressed, better to take a walk outside

>>73461762
I use a forwarder, does geekjack not support different shipping options or something?

>>73461663
>>73461906
wrong pic

mori will make fuwamoco be the next ones

>>73461873
How is Botan supposed to drink the redbull?

>>73457413

>>73461873
Yeah, Gura totally did not interact with the Taiwan males.

jurard won

>>73462028
JPkek...not like this...

I hope Fauna adopts new cats sooner rather than later because if something happens to Snail (God forbid) I don't think she's gonna make it without another cat to comfort her.

>>73461814
Welp, actually your mamacita fever will cease once we witness how IdolES implodes in one week after debut. Will be a shitshow and I got ready my popcorn.

>>73460911
Isn't shu gay? I didn't actually remember who any of these guys are when they're not currently embroiled in controversy.

>>73461830
YOu dont get it, i do watch other people Migo included. None of them are my oshi , they cant replicate the feeling the smiling moments i have with Gura. Idk how people stop liking someone and just anti them afterwards both online and IRL. Memories are still there, why people always focus on the bad when the Good was what was fun........

>>73462041
The Kiara of Homos. They just get fucking worse with every gen

* FINAL NIJISANJI EN TALLY OF THE DAY *
[Note: this tally marks any NijiEN stream that manages to chart over 1,000 CCV. Will only be updated sporadically, more of a for fun thing]
>04/11 TALLY:
1,564: Rosemi
1,555: Uki
1,547: Enna
1,478: Alban
1,264: Vantacrow

>NIJIEN GOLDS FOR APRIL 2024
1) Ike
2) Fulgur
3) Shu
4) Vantacrow
5) Shu
6) Sonny
7) Nijisanji EN
8) Vantacrow
9) Luca
10) Luca
11) Rosemi

>PER STREAMER
2x: Luca, Shu, Vantacrow
1x: Fulgur, Ike, Nijisanji EN, Rosemi, Sonny

>>73460911
You fucking stink, go away you dirty fuck

>>73461950
what? kys faggot

>>73462213
Even if this is a shitpost, this is disgusting.

>>73462096
Chicks dig guys that are queer

>>73461487
>>73461628
remember the good times

>>73462213
does rosemi deserve to be saved from niji?

>>73461910
IS TOO LATE. Ririka already showed her true colors, doesn't matter if she does the best blowjob ASMR in the world. Everybody will know what is her intentions. Even for the most casual viewer, her statement was insulting.

>>73462096
>Anon fell for the fujobait
>“Gay”
>Constantly chase after Elira pussy

>>73462314
What even happened to their manager? Did she get booted when Myth semi-retired?

>>73462361
funny you ask I just saved this img

>>73462315
Yes. This also go for most Nijis that “decided to stay”. The company can withhold your payment from LM contract leak. Someone like Rosemi is probably living pay check to pay check. She can’t afford to leave otherwise she’ll be homeless.

>>73462315
No. She deserves to burn with Niji after leaving Tsunderia to burn.

>>73462409
She would have to be more retarded and even worse with money than Selen to be living paycheck-to-paycheck.

>>73462096
Oh yeah, the fable
>every male vtuber is gay
until he motorboat the tits of their female colleagues or tries to rape her while sleeping in the same room hotel

>>73462486
She is.
She took out a mortgage based on her expected success in Niji.
BEFORE Luxiem boomed.

>>73462213
ban this gore tally

>>73461487
Get healed and wait for her return.

>>73462314
Remembering the good times is the problem, personally. I was doing alright today until that link blindsided me and now I'm fucked up, to hell the taipei.