/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>73445199
They had real jobs before vtubing so they know how shitty real life can be and are appreciative of the opportunity given to them. That hardship also gave them experience they can draw upon to enrich their streams.
>I want to breed all of them
Same

>>73445286
/thread

>>73445199
They're not. You're just horny.

>>73445199
Marine is not better than any vtuber.

>>73445199
who isnt a hag anymore though? 30 is and 28 isnt or what? majority of vtubers you know will be 30 (plus) in 2-3 years

>>73445286
This. You can tell who's worked in the real world before, and who hasn't.

Same reason why people like Kiara and Calli are good about actually putting out content.

It's also why the youngest ones are also typically the ones that stream the least and seem to get depresshion the most.

>>73445199
Hag stonks are the most stable ones there is

>>73445199
Young people are basically all not worth your time. If you didn't already think that when you were young that just means you were one of them.

>>73446032
That's not what my dick says

>>73445286
common FPBP
People just hate seeing entitlement from people who rely on the goodwill of other people to give them donations. And older people are generally more humble from experience in the real world and work environment

>>73446186
younglings have hopes and dreams, they think they can be more in mainstream entertainment, they arent fully committed yet

oldies have accepted their fate as cringe vtubers pandering to virgin losers

>>73446582
Not everyone hates their fans or sees them as such, doomer

Because they've lost their tolerance for bullshit and it makes for good shit.

>>73445199
I've been saying this for forever. They just genuinely love their job and are greatful for what they have. It's all about being humble. It takes men to around their late thirties to really solidify their personality and chill the fuck out. Women on the other hand mature early on but mentally always skirt the line between the brain of an adult and a dumb child. They need life experience. These young zoomer streamers don't go through any hardships, and just don't count their blessings. I've always said I feel like Korone is a prime example and continues to be a good vision for what an "idol" type vtuber should be. If you watch her you know what I mean. We need more older women, they love the idol culture, anime, old games. Just look at Pekora's mom, she's a fucking natural. Holo milfs when? Must be 35 or older to apply

>>73446582
Those virgin losers? All me.

>>73445199
>>73445286
fine i'll post it:
>Benjamin Franklin, Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress (1745).
June 25, 1745
My dear Friend,
I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper (((Remedy))). It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.
But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:
1. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.
2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.
3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.
4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.
5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.
7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.
8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!
Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.

>>73447638
The Enlightenment really was the pinnacle of human reason desu

>>73445199
Because they have personality

>>73445199
Life experience.

>>73447638
>just put a basket on her head
Based Ben.

>>73445199
They literally aren't

>>73445286
this
>>73445199
also they don't have the same high expectations that younger women have and are instead much more grateful for the attention of men.
This doesn't always mean sexual attention (as in Marine's case). Older but safe hags like Korone are just happy that people choose to spend their time with her.

>>73447638
>in the dark all Cats are grey
basado

>>73450519
(you)

>>73445199
Because when you're a dude in your 30s it turns out that spoiled brats straight out of high school are disconnected from you and nerdy chicks your age have lead similar experiences to you and are more relatable.

>>73455252
I need to split her lolibaba hag pussy in half and stuff her to the brim with my semen.

>>73455981
get in line

>>73447638
Notice how he says mistress, not wife. He uses hags as sex toys.

>>73456510
He's specifically talking about those who've run out of eggs, too.

>>73446579
>internet panhandling
that's what it is.

while I don't watch Shion, I wonder what kind of person will come back from her "world experience" hiatus
(assuming she is ever coming back. good bets she will when she learns how shitty paid regular jobs are)

>>73445199
You are a saviorfag and want to work her eggs before it's too late.

>>73445199
Young females are dumb and menhera. Older women are more experienced and wiser. They already sucked all the ducks they want in their 20s. They’re now ready to be breed and marry to you.

>>73456778
I honestly hope she hates IRL work and realizes just how good her situation with Hololive truly is. I'd genuinely kill a man to have that kind of life, sitting around and bantering and playing games every... what, three days? Four? I don't BLAME her for not recognizing how blessed she is, of course; she joined when she was 17 and her POV is warped a bit because of it through no real fault of her own.

>>73447638
I always knew he was based.

>>73447638
Holy Based american.

>>73447638
Franklin was too wise for his time.

>hagtubers
>they're all younger than me
what is this nonsense?

>>73459741
ah, a fellow boomer.

>>73456778
>>73457113
I didnt follow the reasoning for her break, can someone fill us lurkers in?
Is she actually venturing a different life?

>>73445199
Because they know what life is like.

>>73459946
She's very likely burnt out.
I do agree with other anons when they say she's got it easier than everybody else outside of the hololive sphere, but simultaneously, she's been through different shit and went through a different trajectory in her career compared to Aqua for example. I think this is why she's rethinking her choices.

>>73445199
>better
Lmao I'm not a cuck but you do you
Every single one of them have been outed to be and/or have been in a relationship

>>73445286
based fpbp as always, godspeed

>>73446080
Kiara will turn into a hag in 2 years. My dick won't survive.

>>73445286
Literally me (starting in a couple months)