/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>73428187
The fuck is going on at floor 5?????

>>73428463
marimari_en showed up

the italian brotherhood has declared martial law on the Phase and tsun floors, spics, gypsies and neighbours will have to show proof of proper grammar or they will be shot on sight

who's the asshole that flew a drone through my window and airdropped a robot dog with a TTS voice that just repeats "heart" in my room?

>>73429465
eyyyy I'm just watchin vee choobers 'ere!

The rooftop fight with the last Tatsunoko and the Viking Kenzie's lasted for a few days now.

>>73429812

>>73428187
SSSSSSEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXX

When will the Ruffians stop yelling BAU BAU?

>>73429465
>PANKO MANKO!
>...
>PANKO MANKO PANKO MANKO PANKO MANKO PANKO MANKO PANKO MANKO PANKO MANKO PANKO MANKO PANKO MANKO

>>73431404

Since the return of the chammers i have been at a loss. Without the searching im just locked in my apartment all day, i haven't even kicked a sapling of the roof in months

Rushia stabbed me multiple times rendering me immobile please I need help

>>73429743
fuck she escaped again. grab her. ill need her back. DONT LET HER NEAR ANY ELECTRONICS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

You guys won't believe who just walked past me on the stairs.
It's Rushia!

This is animal control issueing a friendly reminder to spay and neuter your ruffians, thank you

Sapling outbreak on lower floors, 1 to 7. Management already called pest control

Anyone else saw that Rajang rampaging through floor 111? How'd that monke even get there?

>>73428187
Can you point me to the graveyard in this place? I have to offer this flower.

I AM GOING TO RAPE EVERY SAPLING ON SIGHT

>>73430916
only thing that works is peanutbutter. someone will have to take one for the team.

Will you Sapling fuckers up there at Room 69 please stop shouting 'Uuuuuuuu!", I'm trying to sleep here dang it!

>>73432479
We have a graveyard? I was just throwing the corpses out the window...

Bros... if you ever see a door labeled "chumbud chum room"... don't go in

Will one of you chucklefucks please stop rigging boobytraps on the 35th floor? This is the fifth time I’ve had a flaming Cheeb launched at my head in just one week.

>>73428187
Do I go to the basement for IRyS's demon aspect or the penthouse for her angel aspect?

>>73432588
How ungrateful not tanking someone for cooking dindins.

>>73432600
They'll both try to rape you so be careful

>>73432539
Last time I passed by I just hear them praying:
>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men
Over and over again.

>>73431833
I saw Rushia working the grocery store at the ground floor. Said she'll give me a blowie for a fiver.

HELP! Mori just ran off with my little brother. has anyone seen them?!

>>73432621
Rape of the willing isn't a thing.

>>73432909
I overheard something about "the stables" and "you won't believe this".

What’s up with these „BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: watch feminized mori“ leaflets everywhere?

>>73432909
That was your brother? Oh my God, Anon, I'm so sorry...

>>73432966
>feminized mori
HHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH

>>73432884
DONT DO IT

>>73432600
Angel aspect for sure. Does nice rimjobs, that one does.

>>73432600
The demon aspect knows all your kinks and can dial it up to 11.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>73434897
>>73437478
Thanks for the help and all, but I was asking directions, not looking for suggestions for activities.

>>73428187
um...the 1 view female vtuber on the 73rd floor...i'm your sole viewer hehehe....

Anons, my little sister is missing! Picrel is what she looks like
I asked the building super and he showed me cctv footage of her and five ojisans
Could you guys be kind enough to return her to Unit 15A, 62nd floor? Please?

>>73432958
>>73433282
ohnoohnoohn. not my poor brother.

>>73437839
I love you my one and only viewer

Which one of you faggots yeeted the cheeb though my window

>>73437985
why dont you and you 1 viewer get a room.

>>73428187
The BAU BAU never stops, I'm so tired.

>>73438142
Oh that Cheeb came from your window?
Well, I came because of your Cheeb, so...

>>73437839
You gotta be shitting me. I'M her sole viewer, asshole!

>>73428463
>>73429211

>>73431833 >>73432884
Bullshit. I saw her suicidebaiting on the roof.

>>73438165
>>73438412
get off my oshi!

Are the kronies crying again

>>73428187
Mumei is cute.

>>73428187

>>73428187
Make the climb...

>>73429743
Yeah I wonder

>>73432884
>ground floor
Bullshit, there is no ground floor
>>73429899
AND THERE IS NO WAY TO GET TO THE ROOFTOP EITHER
>b-but the elevato-
AAAAAA I HATE THE ELEVATOR SCHIZOS SO FUCKING MUCH

The Bettelion in room 19 won't stop chanting Gavis Bettel.

>>73443627
I have a teleporter in my room.

>>73443844
You lying faggot, if you had a teleporter you wouldn't be in this tower anymore

>>73431833
That bitch! I'll amputate and rape her the next time we meet

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>73443627
>he doesn't know how to call the elevators
lmao, keep using the stairs then, newfag

Guys, how do I get out? I got here by accident, people told me there were pokeymanz here.
>>73432966
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT go to the floor indicated in these posters. A gang of deranged deadbeats is using these to bait poor sods there; I saw one of them covered in blood, running around with something yellow and thin that I'm fairly sure was someone's intestines.

Could you guys keep it quiet for a bit? I need to get some sleep before the next marathon.

Floors 24-34 would like to announce that a large number of apartments have recently opened up.
If anyone would please, please, please start renting them already that would be appreciated, Thank you.
R.T

>>73445241
>Gura when she sees a cumbud/shrimp asking for streams

>Nijifires spread to the other side of my floor
>Have to detour through the /cbdct/ floor to get to work now
Pray for my safety.

>>73428187
I've moved out from Niji EN floor and into Phase connect plaza, but for some reason I keep hearing grunting coming from Shiina's room late at night.

>>73432588
Permitter security is important, we don't want cumbuds coming anywhere near our good chubbas.

>Just caught a chumbud face-fucking a sapling in the jacuzzi again.
Apparently the sapling was asking for it though. Still an unpleasant scene.

>someone in the lower flower keeps screaming UOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH CHILD NEEDS CORRECTTION
>someone on the top floor keeps screaming SEX WITH HAGS
just let me sleep man

>>73444258
It's kinda comfy here though

guys my cat ran off. anyone seen her?

Filipinos just moved in next door and I can't get any sleep because they're up 24/7 screaming about numbers and dogs. Also it has somehow flooded even though I'm on the 10th floor.

Management wants to remind tenants that there are NO chuubas residing in the tower. If you see what looks like a chuuba, you're probably hallucinating or looking at a cosplayer. If you see what looks like Lamy or Koyori, get away from them as fast as possible. For your own safety.

>>73447186
Saw a similar one somehow get out and drive away on a pink Trueno

>>73447754
What? But I've been roommates with suisei for like a month

>>73449070
awww shit. ill bet shes gonna loot all the trashcans, get blackout drunk and tomorrow ill have to pick her up at the animal shelter. again.

>>73449081
does "susei" also own a pekora costume by any chance?

why the fuck are deadbeats always hanging out on the stairs? And they don't even move when you're trying to go through

Management would like to remind all tenants that toilets cannot be unclogged if the plumber is raped and chained to a radiator.

Guys, I need help. I think I impregnated Shion. How can I turn a kusogaki into a mother?

>>73449501
he called my oshi a whore. cunt deserved it.

>>73428187
>Too many fat bitches in the building
>Actually becoming a threat to structural support
>Landlord hires a team of architects to look into the issue
>They blow the budget on a month's supply of donuts for every female resident
>Support beams look like they're gonna buckle any day now

This has to be some kind of insurance scheme

>>73428187
Why is all the signs here in broken English?

>>73449615
wait lemme replace your cum with mine maybe it'll help

>>73449981
i think you´re onto somthing. saw this guy knocking on all the doors for "structural inspections". gave me the creeps.

>>73449981
i think you´re onto somthing. saw this guy knocking on all the doors for "structural inspections". gave me the creeps.

Anybody want to join my bookclub?

>>73451362
do you mean "bookclub"?

>>73451399
I mean a club where we read books.

>>73451538
when's the part with the sex

>>73451538
"books"?

>>73445241
>>73446011
smug brat doesn't know what I've been putting in THE WATER SUPPLY

>>73451588
>>73451559
Mostly fire emblem fanfiction

>>73451654
So THAT'S how I got a huge rack. Thanks a lot anon, this shit is heavy

>>73451694
sound good im in. ill bring the beer that other anon can bring the blow you bring the "fanfiction".

>>73451694
Marth x Lucina fanfics.

I accidentally added an extra zero when ordering groceries. It's been almost two weeks of ramen. Anyone near floor 203 want some, I don't want the food to go to waste.

DON'T GO TO FLOOR 203

>>73452215
Fuck you faggot you don't tell me what to do suck my cock

>>73452161
>>73452215
Who do I believe

>>73452260
Follow your heart

>>73452288
My heart wants free ramen, but my brain ||and butt|| doesn't want to get roofied and raped

>>73452260
he says that every week about the ramen. no one who goes ever comes back...

>>73452381
That must mean the ramen is REALLY good. brb

>>73451362
I'll join your bookclub Shiori. I've been reading House of Leaves recently between work and sex with Zeta. Book reminds me of this tower a little bit.

>>73452401
we lost another one. WHEN WILL IT END!?

>>73452381
How about we assemble a big enough group and go check it out

>>73452451
i dont know. im scared there is some SCP shit going on up there.

I accidentally added an extra zero when ordering groceries. It's been almost two weeks of ramen. Anyone near floor 203 want some, I don't want the food to go to waste.

fuck this spooky shit. ill go to the peko floor and rail some traps.

Today marks the 5th sighting and rescue attempt of the lone Omaruza who decided to go skydiving inside the inner rim a month ago. A statement published by the rescuers confirms the fact that the rescuee has been successfully provided with a makeshift parachute to slow his descent by the time of his next appearance. If the plan succeeds the large air current within the building should slowly subside allowing tenants out onto their terraces once again.

They have also issued a statement denying any form reimbursement for the tenants whose bed sheets were destroyed in the previous rescue attempt.

>>73453282
fuck this seriously. i hope he never stops falling. i have to sleep on a dirty mattress.

>>73453418
If you want an apartment to squat in, the NijiEN floors have been abandoned. The only thing you'll have to worry about is if you are white. Uki will have a meltdown and Enna will try to fuck you. You can even live in old livers apartments! I've been living in Pomu's old place.

>>73453772
OH SHIT. get out quick. rumor has it there is a ghost haunting that place, looking for a "solid snake". whatever that is.

Mimei spotted on floor 91, be on alert.

PEKORA'S FUCKING MONKEY SHAT ON MY DOORDASH AGAIN, FUCK

>>73453957
Oh, the ghost? She's really sweet. She cleans the place and even tries to jerk me off in the morning but can't seem to get a grip.

>>73454435
id rather not risk it. some anon claimed she has a minigun.

>>73453772
the NijiEN floors have been abandoned? Well I guess I know why. I've seen a battalion-size group of Dragoons marching down those floors, all heavily-armed and chanting stuff like "Sink The Yacht!" and "Rape Elira!". After they left those floors have been eerily silent..

>>73452451
ill-advised. Even the armed SSRBs refuse to even go near that floor for a reason.

Guys, does anyone have the contact info of this one cute babysitter? I left my lil bro with her, but she must've mistakenly given me a wrong number or something, since no one's picking up.

What the fuck is in the air right now that everyone sees chuubas everywhere? for fucks sake, someone call the SSRB, we got a situation

The takodachis living above me have gone real quiet recently. I don’t even hear any WAHs

>>73454930
I've actually heard crying behind Elira's door. Don't know what is going on in there but she hasn't been seen for a long while.

>>73455370
I have the opposite problem, the ruffians beneath me can't seem to shut up. I need sleep and all i hear are bau baus...

>>73429465
Shut up, Panko, get naked already.

>>73455298
a-anon, i dont know how to tell you this but..

>>73455331
I don't think this is about the air. The tap water tasted kinda funny today...

>>73455403
t-they actually did what they were threatening/chanting with when they entered those floors huh..

BAU BAU

GAFF GAFF

Please, has anyone seen Gura? It's been almost two months, im worried...

>>73458156
last time ive seen here she was holding a fan thanks giving on floor 8.

>>73458156
My last sighting of Gura was by the indoor pool. However, I overheard her talking about a "bathtub" so she could be anywhere.

>>73458156
N-No, I haven't seen her. Please don't knock on my door again I'm busy ok no there's nobody screaming shut up

Hey can someone remind me why we let the Lamys roam free on floors 63-81?

>>73458930
You act like we're able to stop them

>>73458974
>>73458930
They do have some big ass titties though

>>73458930
how come there are so many lamys?

>>73459137
Someone, and I'm not naming names, decided to say the words to summon /become/ and now we got a bit of a problem on our hands.

Whoever it is, I beg you. Please stop leaving a watamelon on my doorstep every morning.

>>73458798
Release the sapling anon, We can work this out.

>>73429465
>gypsies
Why are you discriminating against Tenma?

Just moved in, can someone explain why floor 88 has the massive steel door blocking access?

>>73459303
Skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle

squeeb

I saw this creature wandering the halls on floor 27. Please, if you live around there be careful. I have no idea what they might be capable of. The large, reflective, forward facing eyes suggest it is a nocturnal predator so avoid travelling at night or venturing into areas where the lights are broken

>>73460334
I don't know what this thing is, but I want to fuck it

>>73453772
Really? I saw band of Niji raiders everywhere someone tell them to go home

THE SAPLINGS FLOODED THE FLOOR LEVELS WITH TEARS AND PISS AGAIN

>>73462389
Flood their asses with cum as revenge, I'm sure other victims would be happy to help you

>>73449981
By decree of management all fat bitches will be limited to the ground floor up to the 2nd floor. Their additional heft should in theory anchor the building down in case of a tsunami or high winds

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>73460334
A [REDACTED] is fine too

>>73464328
Yes Jailbird. We know how much you want to fuck Aradia. Please ude your indoor voice.

The Suisei floor smells like fucking piss

>>73428187
i want off the niji block but elira's minions keep blocking the stairs. please help.

>>73464870
Are you white? Just find Uki's exit and he'll probably help you pack

>>73464870
Management says, "Hold up a picture of a black screen, they will scatter." Hope this helps.

>>73428187
Spiderman's favourite neighborhood.

>>73429465
>spics
Mi gramática está perfectamente bien, muchas gracias

>>73432531
what the fuck are you pebbles doing in floor 67 to being with?

>>73428187
>>73438223
BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU

>>73453772
I've been living in Selen's old room and every day the same group of people keep leaving flaming shit on my doorstep, its getting annoying.

>>73465414
I know i shouldn't be sticking my dick in there.
But...

>>73465414
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I AM TRYING TO WATCH FAUNA

>>73449081
100% that "suisei" is a male

>>73452161
>>73452746
>timeloop
ah...

>>73428187
>every single night hear BAU BAU BAU BAU nonstop for hours and hours on end
I can't fucking SLEEP

>>73465876
you must be my neighbor. i'm ready to throw these stupid fucking dogs off the goddamn balcony

Anyone knows when the clique queen returns here? I heard it's gonna be a bloodbath. I'll bring popcorn.

Buds consulting miofam for Goob return readings

Attention all SSRBs.
This is a condition red.
There is a breach in the defence line at the stairways to Floor 203. All off-duty SSRBs are to report to the SSRB HQ at Floor 446 to receive your equipment and to immediately report to Floor 202 and Floor 204 to reinforce the defence line.
I repeat
All off-duty SSRBs are to report to the SSRB HQ at Floor 446 to receive your equipment and to immediately report to Floor 202 and Floor 204 to reinforce the defence line.

mmm that ramen on floor 203 is really something else

I'm at the Pico Park in Floor 81. Some cute lolis are playing here. Which one should I take home afterwards?

UUUUUUUUUUU WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Found a big red button thats says "Blow up the entire /vt/ tower". Should i press it???

i accidentally added an extra zero when ordering groceries its been almost two weeks of ramen. anyone near floor 203 want some i dont want the food to go to waste

>>73470864
Its a teleporter that brings you to the heart of Lamy territory. Don't do it.

>>73471003
I pressed it. What the fuck, why are there so many anon here?????? And why are they shouting "become"

>>73471084
Be one
with Lamy

>>73471237
No anon! I dont want to /become/ lamy!! Somebody help me!!!

>>73471496
Its too late.
I've sent a drone to your location, it'll drop off a grenade.
Pull the pin and sacrifice yourself for the greater good.

>>73428187
Dear Residents,

This is a formal reminder to refrain from masturbating in the showers. We have had numerous complaints about blockage reports and, after an internal investigation by our maintenance team, we have found disturbingly large amounts of semen have coagulated with an inevitable amount of hair resulting in obstructed drain. We kindly request that masturbation in the shower does not continue, and those who wish to masturbate, do so in the comfort of their rooms.

- Front Desk

>>73469641
I swear to fuck if it's another usagi trying to steal our munitions again...

Why are there no white people in nijisanji's floor? And why is there a "no straight white men allowed" on uki's door?

where is the retro spider mom hag residing in?

Nobody came to my bookclub.

>>73474155
I was between shelves railing the librarian with glasses.

>>73474155
I was rereading the Horus Heresy again sorry.

Sapling here, can you fuckers stop bullying me? It's getting to be a little too much...

>>73430847
>anon says, running up the vertical walls as bystanders watch in awe, driven by a vision of marinetits

>>73471636
Too late...i have /become/ the alcoholic troublesome woman.... You can keep your grenade anon..its too late

>>73476455
Post boobies.

>>73438675
Then who the fuck gave me a blowjob then?!

>>73477415
all me

>>73449081
Oh, that was probably me. I'm sorry anon I did not mean to deceive you.

>>73479932
hey dude if you ever change rooms and need a roommate you can always hit me up haha...

Join me at the roof observatory
Im the last Sanallite and could use some company

>>73477415
Bad news.
(Or maybe good news. Fatty's definitely gonna swallow.)

>>73447754
Too late. I gave anal to someone who said they were Marine on the 83rd floor. Looked convincing enough, so I thought...

>>73480891
glad you liked my cosplay, anon

>>73474936
Sapling anon. Go to floor 77 at room number 43. Knock the door 5 times and say the word "uuuuu". Its a safehouse for all the bullied sapling. There they will train you to fight and survive as a sapling. Though be aware, theres a sapling ultra rapist group somewhere on the same floor. Best of luck

I’m so fucked guys, my neighbors caught me gooning to indies last night and I live in hololive turf

>>73481205
No don't listen Saplings, it's a trap! The real safehouse is in room 34, and totally isn't full of Risuners looking for tender young Saplings in which to "store their nuts for the winter" like that other anon said. Trust me!

>>73481619
Check your mail, anon.

>>73481619
It's okay anon, all of us have different tastes and all you had to do in order for us to forgive you is to die OR cosplay as watame for exactly 48 hours.

Hi I’m anon and I’m about to get my oshi’s attention
>jumps off wearing her merch
>she continues not streaming
God I hate her

>>73482099
Listen sapling anon. Floor 77, room 43, knock door 5 time, and say uuuuu. This is your only chance! Do as i say! For your own sake!!!

Is the rent cheap here? I'm thinking of moving in because everywhere else rejected me....

>>73480891
Lucky you. I couldn't resist Roboco's impeccable yet metallic ass, so here I am with an ice pack on my bruised and abused cock. So worth it, though!

>>73481619
it better not have been filian again or I swear to god I’ll beat your ass

>>73477415
mfmf in cosplay.

>>73483945
Monthly rent should be cheap. It's the...other expenses that you should worry about. Though it may be unnecessary, sometimes you just have to tell your favourite neighbours how you feel... by slapping their faces with cash. The more you pay, the higher chances that you'd get acknowledged. They MIGHT even call your name. And that's what gets you to spend more. It is highly addictive and if you do not have a lot of expendable income then I suggest that you don't even try. Take it from me who's drowning in debt and just lost one of my kidney and balls just to pay up for this horrible addiction. I've also "donated" a few litres of my blood for a measly payment but I'll anything to scratch that itch.

APPLE JUICE FOR SALE!
GET'CHER APPLE JUICE RIGHT HERE ON THE 73RD FLOOR!
100% NATURAL, NO PRESERVATIVES!
SOURCED FROM FREE RANGE SUISEIS

>>73484458
I'm afraid that if I move in and start pelting my oshi with cash that before I know it I'll be recognized, yes, but also placed on the roster of a baseball team with some very touchy feely team mates who are dying to show me the meaning of BL. Well, at least the national anthem will sound nice.

>>73484623
Sounds like a scam! Goobye! You are clearly a Pretender.

https://youtu.be/SGzii3j4644?t=94

>>73483945
>rent
Lmao. I've been jumping between apartments that were, uh, "vacated" of their tenants by various dangers of the tower, for several months now. Didn't have to pay a dime the entire time.

>>73484825
Given the uhhh... contours... of this structure... are we living inside of Tower's... well... you know...

>>73484959
Anon, it's just a regular-ass tower that goes on forever in almost every direction. Don't overthink it.

>>73480205
Don't listen to this guy, the Hoshiyomis evicted these fuckers ages ago but there still some squatter Sanalites hanging around and they're known to be dangerously smelly.

>>73428187
Hi guys, I'm a lonely vtuber in room 131189 and I need 5 guys to keep me company. Roommate is out and we can have fun together ;)

There are NO VTUBERS IN THE TOWER.
>but I had sex with one a week ag-
YOU HAD SEX WITH A CROSSDRESSING MAN! YOU'RE FUCKING GAAAAAAYYYYYY

>>73485388
...damn that is one good cosplayer.....

So where are you guys currently living? I'm comfortably occupying the upper floors just above the Lamy outbreak

>>73464870
Some anon earlier mentioned about an army of Dragoons raiding the NijiEN Floors a while back, you may wanna call for their assistance to deal with your problem there

>>73465392
Biboo said there was a candy feet shop there, but all we found were deranged Saplings screaming "UUuuuu!" everwhere

>>73467837
Oh yeah, the legion of Dragoons that occasionally roams the NijiEN floors sometimes ask us tenants around if we've seen Elira. Also they were looking for a guy named "Riku Tazumi"? Something about getting payback, idk

>>73485277
Nigga, dis you?

>>73485388
STOP REMINDING ME ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>73484817
Now I wanna hear Suisei cover the Foo Fighters

>>73486384
I'd buy that for a dollar. It would also give her an opportunity to insist she's THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

>>73486040
Yeah, you in?

>>73486454
We gonna play Vidya?

If you're gonna do a cum tribute, could you not do it in front of my fucking room? I'm sick of finding pictures of random chuubas coated in semen in front of my door.

>>73486454
fuck it, as long as I’m not the last or second to last one to go, how bad can this be?

Dammit, the president is back and he's sniffing all the girls in the uoh ward again.

>>73486923
Wow he's just like me.

>>73486545
We can do whatever you like ;)

Why are the dumpsters constantly on fire

>>73487830
Ohh... that whole mess...

>>73486384
Surely you mean the Foob Fighters. They had a concert in town recently.

>>73485097
Wait BOTH directions? I thought -5 was the bottom.

>Reminder
Do NOT feed the roaming herd of Watamelons during their biweekly migration between the 7th and 204th floors.
Management

>>73488959
Yes they go beyond -5
No do not explore the basement

>>73428187
Part of me regrets ever coming to this Godforsaken tower. Another part of me has never felt more alive. Between the roaming Lamys, the Watamelons, those deranged Nijicultists and so many more, it's a wonder I've even survived this long.

If you're a weary soul looking for safety, I'll lend a hand. Cross me, ans I'll put you down like the rest of em.

>>73489463
>Yes they go beyond -5
MEDS NOW

who broke into my room and stole all my chicken nuggies?

>>73490450
>filename
That's not actually you.

>>73446550
That's just you being a schizo anon, nothing ever happens.

>>73490560
Think I found your culprit

I accidentally added an extra zero when ordering groceries. It's been almost two weeks of ramen. Anyone near floor 203 want some, I don't want the food to go to waste.

>>73490932
Sure I'll take some. Be right there.

>>73490932
DO NOT GO back, everybody should come to floor 203 for ramen, bring some friend to to too

My Marine cosplay got torn during a pirate activity, where do I go for a replacement?

>>73492040
Ask the Kenzies or Aquacrew. They're in cosplay 24/7 so I'm sure they know how to make you a new one.

>>73492040
Was that activity a certain booty plundering mentioned earlier?

>>73432645
>a
>men
kek

who the FUCK is moaning in the center? I CANNOT FUCKING SLEEP without hearing one of you DIPSHITS splooging and yurging about "I know youre into horses but milk me like I'm a coooooowwww!!"

I cant find the toilet. Hlep!

Would the owner of the WWII era halftrafck please move it? You are triple parked on top of a number of residents. Pekora, we are looking at you.

>>73451654
Anon stop putting estrogen in the fucking water im leaking every time i think of futas

>>73494155
If you dress up as Suisei toilets just appear.

>>73494193
I see. So where do i get this Suisei outfit?

>>73483945
You can just live rent free. The administrators keep telling me "you need to go back", but there's nothing they can actually do to stop me from squatting.

>>73492040
Hey fuck you, give my virginity back

>>73485388
So I just have to rail one of the male vtubers and it will turn out to be a crossdressing girl?

The big black man on the /stars/ floor read me a bedtime story.. I don't know how to feel about it...is this how gays are made?

/vt/?
What's /vt/? Can I spend it?
All of you. Rent. NOW.

>>73494360
Remember that time your friend wore one "as a joke"? Just borrow his.

>>73494506
No refunds, LOSER

>>73495177
Don't listen to this guy. Just ask Shion nicely. You'd be surprised how much mileage she gets out of her restore hymen spell. It'll probably work on your butt, too.

>>73495221
My friend got a hymen in his butt that way

Hey, the floor is all bloody I think? Is not exactly blood anda smells horrible and on the door on stairs said no men allowed. The walls are whispering, there are some disgusting rrats and I think someone just jumped off the window.
Im scared...bros...the walls keep saying that my oshi is a whore and is having sex right now. This is the floor 404.

>>73495670
That's just the red SEA. You can ignore that.

>>73495670
There is no floor 404.

t. member of SSRB patrol squad

Are the 2views forced to live in tents in the parking lot or are they allowed rooms?

>>73497816
They are allowed in but are forced to share rooms with other 2 and 3views. It is a highly hostile and cut-throat environment not for the faint of heart but those who can adapt and learn to thrive will notice an uptick in CCV

>>73497816
we have a parking lot?

>>73499189
Sure, vtubers are known for being avid drivers.

>>73499189
No we don't, it's a fucking apartment building, it doesn't have rooms and doors wide enough to allow for cars to pass through .This is just schizoing of the same kind as people talking about "rooftop" or "outside"

Guys, my roommate is cute and all but she keeps eating all the fruit snacks I buy and repeatedly throwing herself against the wall. It's getting kind of annoying. What do I do?

>>73501300
>she

>>73499189
Bau bau bau bau
I only know the barking lot

So I just had a strange experience bros. I forgot to lock my door and a few Lamys just barged in. Thing is, they didn't turn me. They just stole all my fucking booze. I'm fuckimg pissed.

For Nijisis roaming with tomato ,cyber donkey and blue Doritos in their hobo carts stop shiting everywhere or better yet go shit in your own room

>>73428187
I can't find the hag floor, where are they?

GOD DAMN FUCK NOT ANOTHER RRAT INFESTATION

>>73432506
Same

Nobody knows about how floor 73 is actually the best at pairuzi. They just ignore us cuz Koreans.

Floor 116 is my destination, desu.

>>73431695
>a sapling of the roof
resident scheduled for euthanasia

>>73507142
All saplings are overdue for their risuner correction.

>>73506368
30th and up pick ones you like

>>73507624
So what you're saying is floor 30 is in demand?

>>73507624
There is coom leaking from under the door.

>>73505952
What, did you WANT to be /become/?

Wat die fok gaan hier aan? Wie is julle almal?! Voetsek! Fokof!

I still don't know how the hoshiyomis managed to build an observatory on the 27th floor but I tried checking it out and the madlads somehow managed to get their giant scope to find one of Sana's nipples in space.

>>73506534
cheesed to meet you

>>73508331
I want Earth to be destroyed by Sana's nipple getting hard

>>73498699
whatever you guys do, don’t hang out in the 2view slums, if her roommate doesn’t shank you the schizo waiting outside her door will. I know it’s tempting but the suifags are safer

>>73507789
Do you have any idea how little that narrow it down?

>>73449981
No-no, let them get {{{bigger}}} and crash the tower. Maybe then this hell would finally be over.

>>73508274
Now who let Tomoe Carmine out?