/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>73382844
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

LEADERS LOVE~

>>73382851
amen!

>>73382851
AMEN

ruze doko

>>73383072
BEEG LOVE!

>>73383453
Don't worry about it. Meow.

thinking lewd thoughts about the pilot until i get a stream

>it's a beautiful day outside

>>73382851
Omen

I'm gay as shit, I should've tried for Axel's M&G instead of looking for the gay ass eclipse

I keep having the daydream of kobo pinning for altare thinking “if only…” while Altares thinking “damn I fuckin wish pikachu was real/I miss axel”

I HATE DEAD HOURS

>>73384507
I do wish Pikachu was real

Tavi riding a restrained and tied down Jurard's dick while Gibby sucks on his balls

>>73384544
I still don't get why he posted about not streaming on a day he wasn't even streaming

>>73384665
The quality of fujo posts has really taken a dive since most of the autist left with their oshis.

>>73384794
They're just not writing about your oshi anymore.

PROVE YOU AREN'T A MOON AGENT

Bettel tied up by his hands and hanging from the ceiling, his feet barely touch the ground so he has to stand on his tip toes
As he wakes up from being passed out in this position, he quickly finds himself surrounded by Flayon, Goldbullet, and Oga
I think you know where this is going

>>73385521
THEY WERE MOON AGENTS ALL ALONG! FUCK!!! GODDAMMIT.
>FLAYON
>FLAYON HAS MACHIROONS
>ROONS
>MOONS
HE TAKES HIS SENPAIS TO THE MOON USING THE R-TRUS TO MEET WITH THE MOON NIGGERS. I WILL SHOOT THE MOONNIGGERS THEY CANT CATCH ME

AND ADDITIONALLY
>OGA IS BROWN
>GOBU IS BROWN
>MOON PIES ARE BROWN
>MOON PIES HAVE WHITE IN THEM
>OGA AND GOBU HAVE WHITE IN THEM FROM GAY SEX ORGIES
>THEY ARE THE SAME AS MOON PIES
ARE THERE ANY MORE OF THOSE GODDAMN SKY ROCK COCKSUCKERS OUT THERE????

>>73385174
altare -> real identity is buntare -> rabbits live on the moon
axel -> likes basketball -> basketball is a moon-shaped object
flayon -> has a mech that can fly in space -> moon is in space
hakka -> oshi mark is literally a sun -> it might fool bettel but it won't fool me
shinri -> only constant karaoke song choice is fly me to the moon

>>73376148
There's another train story, isnt there? Something with bettel, shinri too. Does anyone know?

>>73387441
Yeah the other boys ran a train on them

>>73387441
Yeah, all of Tempus are the train shitter, not just Axel

>>73387441
something about them being on a crowded train and having to crush Shinri. Can't recall if it was in a Bettel or Hakka zatsu

>>73382844
That's a man

>>73388171
Shinri got leaned against like furniture by some ol or salaryman I think

I GOT HAKKA FOR THE MEET AND GREET SUCK MY DICK

>>73388432
>thread name literally /mans/
...Yeah?

>>73388560
Jobber

>>73388171
That's just a normal day in Japan though

>>73388659
Dammit

the hell was he doing to pull a muscle there
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1778144016078692832

>>73388789
A Hakkelotl...no wonder.

>>73389400
looks like a cartwheel injury

>>73389400
Breakdancing after decades of not breakdancing

>>73389400
shinri is die

>Soaked by the westering sun, the room is slowly dyed in a dry-orange colour.
>There in the room he sits, Altare strum a mellow tune
>A half open letter sit on his table, the worst has happened
>The letter read "If you are reading this Leader, we have failed"
>"and most likely dead, dont grief for us brother, we all knew the chances both me and Vesper, but we had to try, it was the only way
>-Magni Dezmond your friend and brother always"
>Altare looked up at the sky, oh how brutally the clouds burn
>His eyes welling up, he said "Hey…the darkening sky is exceedingly beautiful, isn’t it brother?"
>the mellow notes of a guitar can be heard.In the guild hall

>>73389400
I love Shinri's drawings so much.

>>73389985
Kinda looks like a cookie to me

>>73388171
ahh yeah this one! Really wanted to know this story. I'm gonna try to find it, ty!

>>73389942
Using nu-Vesper in these group pictures just looks weird. 1 year of being Alucard vs 3 days of being chad man

>>73390781
?
What do you mean, he's always looked like that...

It's Banzoin Cokka

>>73390871
always

Jurard turning pakosensei filipino is not something I'd thought would be possible

>>73390920

>>73389400
I’ve pulled a muscle from coughing so hard and I wasn’t even dad age like him

>>73391025
YOU RETARD, IT'S MADE OF CORRUPTION! IT'S THE FORBIDDEN KFC! STOP EATING IT--

>>73390988
He's too powerful sometimes

>>73390988
Pinoydom is a virus after all

Jurard Passion Nihongo
Pako Passion Tagalog

>>73391301
lol

How much would you pay to have your oishi jerk off in discord?

>>73391690
Mad that your oshi is so boring that people would rather talk about the two quitters?

>>73391770
So boring that the two quitters would rather talk about Hololive Production to gain some pitty points than make interesting original content

hehehe

Busy thinking about Bunchou

>>73391853
You having a seizure or something, what you said makes no sense

>>73391992
WHERES HIS REAL TAIL

>>73392123
>red eyes

>>73392015
oh, poor creature, it's retarded

>>73382844
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>TEMPUS/ARMIS VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Armis White Day Voice Packs AND Hololive Island Voice Pack
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH & VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_valentinevoice2024?variant=44491260428508

>hololive SUPER EXPO 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/pages/hololive-superexpo2024-merchlist
https://shop.geekjack.net/pages/hololive-super-expo-2024

>OCTAVIO Birthday Celebration 2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/octavio_bd2024

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
No new music, do your playlist reps!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

>>73392123
right here

>>73391974
Ugly :(

>>73391690
If someone writing a greentext that references alums would cause you to seethe that much, than you need to see a therapist.

>>73391974
PUT SOME GRADUATION STREAMS ON YOU WHORE

>>73392189
>simply posts a screenshot of their graduation notice
>"you're seething"
kek

>>73392189
only ones seething here are the widow sisters, esl-chama, they want to pretend nothing really happened and they're still part of Tempus

>>73388423
meds

I hope Shinri's current ailment is something minor and that it isn't something spooky like appendicitis or AIDS.

>>73392302
he said it was a pulled muscle so he just needs to rest.

>>73392302

>>73392302
My first thought also appendicitis but he seems confident it is a muscle pain

>>73392276
They were, there is nothing wrong talking about them from that time. If they are talking about what they are up to now is a different matter

>>73392146
OF COURSE, ITS THE FUCKING MERCHANTS

>>73392276
>widow sisters

>>73392249
>simply
Everytime anyone even mentions than you have yourself a melty schizo-san, dont try to act like you dont care now kek.

>>73392478
Holy shit I remember Limp Bizkitmite

Man, when are we finally gonna get that leader vs leader stream...

>>73392482(me)
them*

>>73392482
ah I see what happened, you guys forgot to bump your dying thread and now it's gone. You know you can create another one, right

graduate jutard

>>73392585
this but groomerbullet

>>73392546
when gibby and tavi done crushing jurard's cock and when altare stops fucking every man that is not shinri

>>73392575
Not the anon your replying to, but if thread dies early it wont be remade till people get home from work

>>73392724

i can't wait for when the shiny spicy 3D merch comes cause my dads been into making drinks recently and i think it'd be nice to share a glass with him using those glasses

this is poetic justice by the way
you broke the commandments by making a split and then were banished

Is Bettel streaming today

>>73392674
how is mama so sexy

>>73392970
yeah, Content Warning collab if he remembers

>>73390781
IDK
Always looked that way

>>73392684
Why not both? Hell, thow in Flayon and Bettel too

Is it too much to ask vesties to not mention their thread and what their chuuba is up to nowadays every chance they have

>>73392786
You dad knows you watch vtubers?

remember that one altnowa drawing where altare is a desperate slut and nowa no-way-fags him

>>73393182
Nobody is

>>73393230

>>73393267
my favorite altnowa ever

>>73393230
>>73393267

I wonder if we'll ever get a formal Shintare duet cover. They sounded nice together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRecSihw0Xk

>>73393300
my favorite

>>73393183
yeah he watched part of stars 2nd act with me and has seen some of astel and kuzuha kek

wait I didn't know Altare would be there too

>>73393330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGzbNcOp8Y

>>73393426
They edited Altare's voice to fit Kobo, he hates that shit so he might try to take this one down

Jowol gives me Roberu vibes

>>73393528
Yeah, there was one made before that wasn't like that, but they took it down

Banchou and GB solo Bloodhounds when?
https://youtu.be/0PJwSFVcqFM?t=886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCy4zommvRI

>3 people dunking on the one ESL kid
kek

>>73393376
Damn anon. you have a cool dad, treasure him.

>>73393381
Who has the IBS

>>73393300
>>73393302
>>73393361
I am starting to think altnoiwafags might be the strongest shippers ITT

>>73393707
Maw, I'm still here. I just don't bring it up unless Axel prompts it

>>73393643
yes and no, we get along really well, but hes also partially why i wanna game end. but its all good hes just hard on me cause he wants me to be better. still love him yeah

>>73393381
Finally, twitchtubers I actually like

>>73393749
>picrel
Did aniki mention meeting him? I know Leader and Hakka did.

>>73393843
watch streams

>>73393843
He did yeah, he talked about how they went drinking and Magni got fucked up even though he wasn't even drinking kek. Axel was also with them on the PokeCafe date. Magni tried out GBF Relink and told Axel that Percival reminds him of Axel. I'm sure they fucked

>>73393381
oh this will be fun

>>73393980
Nice, kintama bros forever, can you link me the stream when he talk about it?

>>73393980
>spoiler
i believe this too

>>73394089
It's a bit scattered around, but the last bit is from his latest menshi

>>73394324
WHORE

>>73394324
KEK

was haben alle mit der antibabypille als ob hakka die überhaupt nehmen würde diese SCHLAMPE (weiblich)

>>73394324
Gibby's cheesy cock from all the days without bathing

>hakka forgot his twitch login info and is responding to jowol in the gc discord instead of livechat
kek dumb bird

>>73394394

Man, Hakka's M&G tickets went fast.

is jowol black?

>>73394183
Thanks

>>73390920

ALTARE AND HAKK ON MIC

ALTARE AND HAKKA ON THE DOLL TELLY
https://www.twitch.tv/porcelainmaid
https://www.twitch.tv/porcelainmaid

KEK why do they always make this poor guy's life hell

>>73394566
With a voice that white?

>>73394891
that's how they trick you

kek

>"I'm good at RPing, I used to be on Gaiaonline"

I love chuunibros Altaire and Hakka!

>>73395062
be glad Jowol had a talk with his chat about calling them Regis and Banzoin

>jowol describing strep throat
>Hakka: dude, twinsies
So his doctor appt and rest was just more throat/voice stuff, same as usual

Leader doko?

Need a Eevee consuming a crack rock pronto

>Altare was bouncing his porcelain

>>73395542
hot

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1778180406409633811

>>73395578
This is starting to feel like he is using this obsession to bury some issues

my dickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

>>73395629
he's been sick since the day he arrived in aussieland

>>73395629
What makes you think that?

>>73395620
What is Tavi doing to that tree

>>73395620
>gibby
>drawing
roru

>>73395629
let him cope

>"I don't do anything I just sit there and look pretty!"
>"I DO THE SAME THING BUT IN SPANISH"

I knew Jowol wasn't a woman but damn that's not the voice I expected

KEK

Shilltare shilling everything in sight

>tiny altare fugi placed right next to the giant doll titties
god i wish i were that shota

Hakka...

Is Scrabble really that intuitive?

Hakka has never played Scrabble in his entire life

>yo
Sasuga leader

Can't believe Geega gets to play with her favorite shotabrained retards and one of her favorite white guys

why are our boys so bad at scrabble

>NOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN PEE ISN'T A VALID WORD??

>>73396509
they can't read

>>73396509
Altare is dumb
Hakka is ESL and dumb

>>73396410

I'm going to fucking lose it

hakka please stream your pov so you can be backseated

"Zap" was right there, Hakka...it was right there...

who did they say i missed it

>>73396668
Hakka said Jurard

>YOOOOOOO SHINRI HOLOLIVE

>chat saying Axel is the dumbest
they don't know

SHINRI ON THE TELLY

Jurard catching stray Ls even when he's sleeping

>>73396700
You think Axel would be better at this game than anyone else?

A-am I his bitch too?

>>73396737
Honestly, he and Jurard would probably be equally terrible. Axel would probably be fine at JP Scrabble, but his EN vocabulary...

>>73396737
He isn't good with words, especially in English vut he does have a single powerful braincell

KEK

>>73396792
>>73396794
Yeah, and they were talking about this game in particular.

GEEGA'S A HAG!?

>I love hags
>We call them queens here
That's my bird

I hate how charismatic this doll is

>Hag
>We call them queens over here
Hakka is a hag hunter

>>73396913
They weren't, the question was who is the stupidest Stars EN member

he could've actually spelled divot if he knew how to spell

>>73397008
Yeah, and who he should've called to play Scrabble.

Geega wants all men to be babies

Fuck this, this same group should play scrabble in spanish and we'll see who reigns on top

>Brain blast
>He's about to get an aneurysm

>We did what we had to do to get the tits out

>>73397111
disgusting pussy

>>73397111
big pussy

kek leader

HAKKA COMEBACK??

Have Jowol and Bettel ever collabed?

>>73397272
How does Altare lose to the ESL

kek hakkamama

the way porcelainmaid plays triggers me, i need more povs.

>>73397380
There's a reason he's generally described himself as something of an academic disappointment, also Hakka was a med student and you need some level of intelligence for that no matter where you go to med school

>We need to fill a quota of ESLs each stream

>>73397690
that's because he didn't get into uni, he had a near max SAT score though. bro just has no confidence and performance anxiety

>>73397349
Don't think so, they could be fun together though.

Hakka won lol

HAKKA SWEEP

The fact that you can add -ed and -s to words and sweep the game is so funny

>>73397946
>Top turn
>GUY
kek

>>73397380
Tbf he might be in the streamer mode and playing up the dumbness even more than usual

This game is boring

Wait.
Payed isn't a word...

Kek Hakka

Altare will finally find out what his favorite word means...

>>73398177
It is

Wait but goon is a word

>>73398177
>seal (the deck or hull seams of a wooden ship) with pitch or tar to prevent leakage.

>>73396700
Axel is dumb.
He has an impressive amount of emotional intelligence though, I'll give you that.
But being in university doesn't mean he isn't dumb.

heh

Jowol invited Axel but he was busy, might see a collab from them in the future

Did Hakka actually say retard or did I mishear?

the single letter strat is bullshit.

>what is wrong with holotempus, first goon and now jerk??

>>73398268
Oh shit it is a word.

THIS GAME IS RIGGED

Altare's coming on who

PEE

Pisskito...

>>73396523
HE DID IT

>"STOP TYPING PEE~!!"

>>73398854
>you are what you drink

Will Hakka be in JP for his bday?

>that's not what racism means!
everyone's a racists

>"If only I could spell rimmed"

THE OMEGA RRATS

>>73399217
that only became a real word like last week

Hakka getting neutered like his oshi

Is Hakka medicated? kek

THE HAKKASWEEP??

>You murdered my chat!
>Cutely

>>73399328
ISRAEL?

I know a dude that lost one ball, his voice didn't get higher

>delta
finally leader gets a win out of shitty airlines

giwtwm

>"I have five Os"
Leader...

>>73399520
I don't think loosing your balls affects the voice if it happens after they have already lowered

What's the point of the timer if you have unlimited overtime?

>>73399633
So you know when you can yell at the other players

NOOOOO JOWOL DONT TEACH HIM!!!!

>so it's like couple's therapy
My fucking sides

>>73399719
he called noc or rpr a cuck before, he knows

>"Welcome to the goon cave, I suppose"
>"YEAAHHHH~!!"
Hakka-chan...

Shinri's M&G sold out in 10 minutes! All of a sudden I'm kind of glad I can't go anyway...

VORE mention

wtf I know that as ruchetta only

>>73399926
5 minutes, actually! All of them sold out so fast, I'm kinda curious how many tickets were available in the first place

>PEE
>POOD
>TIT
Never change, Tempus, never change

>>73398276
>He has an impressive amount of emotional intelligence though, I'll give you that.
>asks jurard why he is so quiet

>>73400180
Jurard was so insecure about that for a good week or so, kek

>>73400180
hey, he's blunt, it's the aussie part of his dna

>>73400099
iirc for tempus mng its usually between 20-30 tickets, and at 2-3 minutes per.

Hakka...

Oh, Ruze has a waiting room up for Content Warning, guess it might happen

Leader on the board!

>VAGI

>>73401211
Hey last time it was also supposed to happen, I'll believe it when I see it

We love pee!

>>73401426
That is why I couched my terms in cautious optimism, yes

Hakka's tiny dick...

>>73401641
He's a grower!

>VAGINAL :D

>>73401715
He didn't sound very confident

Altare has 2 exes confirmed

HE FUCKING STOLE THE WIN

VAGINAL HAKKA CONFIRMED

>>73402317
Sasuga 12 year olds

I don't know how much more scrabble I can take

I think about the "it's cool guy!" thing frequently

>>73403000
I havent for a while, but that eally brought me back.

MAGGED
A
G
G
E
D

Get Magged

THEY FUCKING MAGGED 'EM

waiting room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uurvYlJmS14

G E T M A G G E D

>Hakka leaves
>"Now the real game begins"
Hakkers...

>Jowol
3 wins
>Hakka
2 wins
>Altare
2 wins
>Geega
1 win

The Legendary King's Gambit.....

chances of bettel oversleeping?

KEK

>>73404069
>6pm his time
that would be impressive

LEADER'S BRAIN IS BRAINING

LEADERSWEEP

Last game, last win.

Why does doll man say Altare is from hololive

>>73400207
Cute..

>>73404922
Altare is a cute anime girl

>>73404757
sasuga leader! he's so smart and cute!

>>73404922
Hololive productions, shortly hololive. It's easier to say that than explain that they are holostars that belong to the same corporation as hololive

>>73403277
only Ruze has a pov? the collab is in 5 minutes

this is cute pixel art https://x.com/screetuber/status/1778141516801671492

>leader filling in
hm I wonder who

>

Leader filling on for "someone" at the collab

Bettelion status?

RUZE ON THE LAZY CLOWN FUCK WILL NEVER EVER EVER ATTEND A COLLAB TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uurvYlJmS14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uurvYlJmS14

>>73405590
Please be GB
I just want Bettel to show up for one collab

>>73405590
>>73405592
>>73405608
fill with what

>>73405748
not a chance, gb was tweeting earlier today

>>73405748

>bettel is not there
sasuga lazy piece of shit

>I apologize for goldie's voice
What did you do to him ruze...

my ears

>ruze got personal issues
>hakka got strep throat
>goldie got fucked throat
>altare was on jowol's until 5 minutes ago
lazy fuck clown

>>73405748

was gonna reply to everyone who said Bettel wouldn't be there but way too many people predicted it already kek

>bettel has a thing to handle
yeah, my dick

bettel luck next time

>>73406031
Don't get me wrong auntie, he was the only one left since Ruze is hosting it and Hakka went to prepare for it on stream

>>73406010
Altare was on Jowol's throat? Did you mean "in" his throat?

>>73405672
I would have been more surprised if he actually did show up honestly.

tummy hort

>>73405672
don't worry, they have money

>OUT OF MY WAY GAY BOY

OUT OF MY WAY GAYBOY

>GAY BOY

>2 GB's are elusive to collabs
/mans/ makes me giggle sometimes

Gay boy annihilated

Holy fucking kek, I almost choked

>>73406102
Jowol's throat? Did you have something on your mind anon

I can't understand shit kek

We need more POVs...

i love hearing ruze laugh

Altare just got brutally raped wtf

is this altare's first real collab with armis?

>>73406760
Uncultured swine, you don't recognize slime mating practices when you see them

>>73406785
Depends. Do you consider a 'real' collab one that is planned in advance?

Lmao literally half a second of monster in the whole film

>>73406785
No?

>>73407024
i meant just playing games on stream. i forgot minecraft with shinri and ruze and last week with octavio.

>>73407050
It was a great half second, though

>>73407185
jurard and ruze dropped by on his birthday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9g8EnFMG3o

>>73407185
There's that time he beat their asses on Dead by Daylight for some rounds

Next content warning collab will be with Flayon, Jurard, Bettel (4 real this time), and Altare again.

>>73407317
yeah

>>73407317
>>73407294
oh yeah! thanks! chu~

Hi I’m Goldbullet, welcome To Jackass

>>73407344
jester jewties will take him away again

>>73407344
i kinda wish content warning alone with jurard pushes through. i want to know how he'll film himself

>>73407377
SEX

Lol, Ruze is so loud tonight

>ruze is final girl

>GB getting his ass beat in the background
kek

me on the telly

WHAT AN ENDING

That ending was an absolute cinematic masterpiece

Haha...
remember national tempus radio?
I'm sure there will be a new episode soon...

GB WTF was that?