/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Can't wait for the ES lolis.

Roca CUTE
Roca LOVE

Cherish the cute girls!

>>73388963
Yuko LOVE! (We miss you in the amongus collab)

Sussy sex with Poko

Katta is going to use her connections to dox them all...
Idol is truly, unequivocally over

Juna on a fat shit break
LMAO

Loli in white tights for EN3 please
Loli en mallas blancas para ES por favor

Cant juna just take a quick break?

I love Momo

>>73389095
No, bare legs are always better

>>73389095
Yes, please!

>>73389031
kek

>>73389067
She burped unmuted and now she doesn't need the toilet anymore
junabrap2.0 coming up

>>73389095
ay dios mio ToT

Coni peut être mon clown pour toujours, et je sourirai pour elle aussi longtemps.

>>73389019

What cope ? She got a ton of gifted members weeks ago, and now that she has max slots, she's getting thousands in StreamElements.

Jealous woman are hating on katta

I miss her oh so much

(You no longer need to imagine there is a cute picture of my darling closeted toddlercon, ADHD, 143-point autistic, sweet, charming, delightful wife, Rin, attached.)

So in the end where actually is Yuko?

>>73389195
>cross thread replying
Stay mad

>>73389140
This is the gayest post I've seen all day and I watched a guy jerk off here earlier

>>73389195
It’s a jealous sister

i love my wife junny

>>73389251
5k in katta bank this month
Stay mad sissy

God I wish I was juna's shitter

Junaur...

>Juna leaving when everyone else wants to play more
what a BITCH

juna HATES them

The Sussy Shit Incident

>>73389140
this, based

I swear if yuko would've done the stuff juna has, the Board would be full of threadshitting

>>73389366
Sorry but I am very hungry and thirsty

Did Juna actually just rage quit lmao

I didn’t hear. Why did Juna just dart off like that?

>why is Katta gay?
kek

>>73389432
she shitquit

>>73389470
she shidded herself

Remember when anon said katta would maybe pass Poko in ccv? LMFAO

>>73389432
>>73389470
She needed a big shit break

>>73389470
You get kicked out if you are inactive.

Holy shit Aviel, half of a silhouette? Wtf is the point

>IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO COMMUNICATE
Roca you can't say that

>>73389489
>>73389492
>>73389499
Did she fart on stream? I need to jerk off.

>>73388547
>>73388982
>>73389100
>>73389387
keep trying bro

>>73389496
It's gonna come true if Poko keeps declining

I swear it would be too funny, If katta would've died first

>>73389496
She passed Nikki in donation so it’s the only think that matters sister

>nobody learns from you, you're British, the fuck?

Katta is so fuckable right now
Imagine taking her while she's angry and screaming

>>73389524
it's barely a quarter, he did the same with endless, also 3 days between each girl, it'll take some time lol

>>73389564

Katta savage

>>73389564
three more weeks?

HOLY SHIT KATTA

>>73389054
>we

Katta with the rainbow shield lmao

>>73389642
this is my favorite soundpost

She won.

Roca just wanted to play

roca throwin

Damn Katta is good

Katta gets to live for once and it's the funniest round right away

>>73389692
I prefer miko laugh

If I was playing I would vote on Katta just because she cant speak without screaming

Katta is the only good player in this stream

>>73389740
God he's so cute

Momo can't say a single sentence without including a derogatory slur in it

Momo is so cute when shes unhinged

>>73389054
We?

Kai pon's her way to victory.

>>73389787
Momo is doing really well!

>>73389831
The ideal woman

I missed momo so much

>>73389831
She's amazing!

>Momo restored oxygen on 5 secs till the end
Nooo

Momo is so bad at imposter

>>73389432
Looks to me like she tuned out when she kept asking to talk and they were talking over her, which can be frustrating but that's kinda most among us games
From that point she was eating while talking to chat and doing tasks then dipped when she thought there would be one last game
Don't know about the shitting thing, maybe she mentioned it in the beginning but I was focusing on Rin

I want to sniff Coni’s feet

the throws

>>73390125
What's up with the low res?

>Full Idol collab
>Juna is not there
So the eel finally showed her true colors, huh. If there are no males, she is not interested in playing with her "friends". Told you she is leaving.

No announcement?

W-where's the announcement?

>>73390158
He's an imposter

>>73390158
soul

>thank you so much for organizing
>wait, who was organizing it?
kek

>>73390124
her volume was super low and no one could hear her, I could barely hear her when it was just her talking

MALE ON STREAM

>>73390124
It is the time of the month for her. She mentioned both her uterus and her head hurting.
I would not want to be near screaming women if I was like that either.

>>73390178
You did your best, bro.

>>73390178
>muted half the time
>leaves early
weak showing from Juna

>>73390178
Here's your pity (you) retardbro.

>>73390357
She was especially gassy today

I know remember Juna loudly brapping during their first full gen collab

juna=bad threadshitting is so mid-2023

That was nice.

Too bad for Juna's tummy hort, but appreciated she showed up even when feeling bad.

Bros I'm going to marry a rock.

A little zatsu with Roca. Nice.

>>73390416
What if big collabs, make her fart out of stress?

>>73390426
juna=brap is the new hip thing

>>73390426
shitters are rehashing certified fucking classics

>>73390493
it's how she asserts dominance

>>73390509
Imagine the kimchi nostril sting

>>73390158
I’m at work, how’s the collab going :(

tanned loli for en3 please

>>73390632
bless u

that was fun

The collab was really fun!
I hope we get more streams of these girls playing together
Unity LOVE

>>73390609
collab is donezo

>pee raid
It works on Roca

Fuyo pee

I want Fuyo and Roca and to piss on my dick as I am fucking them

>>73390692
I’m going to watch Coni’s vod obviously, are there any others that stand out?

>Fuyo pee raids Roca
>see this in chat
BRO CHILL

What? Someone is not wiping?

Aviel pls do something. Anything. Pinche burro

>>73390840
holy based

I just remembered this old gem.
And suddenly thought of Roca.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfPcKo49QjU

Like, imagine how perfectly matching it would be, for her to make an official cover of that.

Where am I supposed to donate if I want to give her 100% of my donation?

Great collab. Full gen/company collabs only work if the girls have unity and don't hate each other. Good to see that it's the case with Idol. Hope ES will be like that as well.

>>73390669

Where the hell is the paper supposed to be at a urinal

>>73390881
You'd have to DM her on her PL and get her bank account info for that.

>>73390840
It's the natural response, but you should keep it to yourself bro...

Damn i Loved the collab, and i think the sadness from morning is going away
I love fuyo and charms, always making me happy, asmr soon
Damn i chose well, btw if you didnt watch yesterday fuyo asmr, you should
Also she mentioned she may make it Public soon

I want to be Roca's kidney stone
I want to be pissed out and flushed away by Roca

>>73390840
based and autismpilled

Good to see Juna trying to reclaim the title of poopiest butthole from the ES talent who claimed it yesterday

>>73390840
Based as fuck

I've been wiping my dick with toilet paper after I pee ever since a girl in high school told me it was weird that guys don't wipe

>>73391075
But guys wipe

so should "we" be concerned that so many of the girls are good at lying and gaslighting?

My autistic asexual cocksleeve John Vtuber

roca is a pyromaniac...

>>73391123
>good at lying and gaslighting
but they all sucked hard

>>73391123
>"good"

>>73390984
She needs to stop eating so much cream cheese if she doesn't want to have another donothon just to fix her bathroom.

>>73391075
I only wipe my dick if I plan on fapping soon because I don't want piss on my hands

>>73390840
this autistic is gunna get himself banned

>>73391143
she's so fucking perfect...

>>73391186
He already ruined one of Roca's member streams

>>73391075
thats extremely feminine, kinda cute

>>73391210
same guy that told roca he faps to Rin iirc kek

>>73391210
What did he do? I feel like I should remember it.

>>73391210
Oh it's the same guy that doxposted in a member's only chat right?
Something is wrong with this guy

If you don't wipe after peeing you are legit gross

>>73391075
I've been doing it since vtubers started calling it weird (Yes, it is a kind of a recurring topic on streams).
We are conditioned by public toilets/urinals not having paper, but it's weird that we just let that last drop of pee stain our boxers

>>73391075
I wipe my dick because shaking doesn't work
I can literally still see piss on it

>>73390947
I'm on it
also
rapey rapey

>>73391251
>>73391289

My boxers stay clean since my foreskin traps the last drops of pee.

>>73388963
boocuck

>>73391298
at least 95% of all men through all time are gross then

>>73391289
dangerous levels of autism, definitely /here/

>>73391298
just shake it retard
"ohhhh there might be a miniscule amount of pee left in the end of my dick, let me get my dainty extra toilet paper square out that I carry with me at all times and dab at it"
lmao

>>73391347
shhhh you're not supposed to let them know we're here

Fuyo's pee raids are too powerful

>>73391347
this nigga building a crystal palace at the end of his ween

>>73390840
Where can I find the Fuyo pee story?

>>73391347
>foreskin
THIS ISNT A REAL JEWBRO

>>73391347
>foreskin

>Roca still talking
SHE LOVES US

>>73391511
She really enjoys streaming

>>73391395
I autisticly want to remove everything I can, so yes.

>>73391075
I do it because shaking throws pee particles everywhere and doesn't really clean anything
It's nice to know that women are likely to find me cuter because of that

>>73391511
feels good having a cute and caring oshi

>>73391578
based
remove all the foreskin

>>73391578
he thinks you need to carry toilet paper everywhere you go, so hes obviously a third worlder

>>73391511
I love these stories, I really like the way she tells them even if they're the most whatever stories

>another day or roca making fun of trans
it's all so tiresome..

I can't believe Roca is trans....

>>73391289
What, did he call her by her PL?

>>73391592
bro how hard are you shaking

>>73391298
how do you wipe when you piss at a urinal?

>>73391634
Why is Roca always so based?

https://poal.me/5fh2d9
okay time to settle this

>>73391638
So hard that I have to edge at the end or else cum comes out

>>73391636
not quite but he made a reference to her previous persona as a tongue-in-cheek joke
obviously she hated it

>>73391511
>AMONG SIMPS

>>73391652
>using urinals
Eww

roca please stop talking about this crap

>Roca laughing at trannies again
Based rock

>>73391681
i squeeze at the base and then move my fingers up, like i'm emptying a ketchup packet.

>>73391692
I hope you're a woman

>>73391713
she's so based

>>73391713
is this a cope

>what's your sexuality
>I'm German

Please stop Roca.

Roca is too based today..

>>73391870
Feeling offended?

>>73391902
this tranny shit is cringe

>>73391681
>more than half the thread is trannies / women
holy kek

>>73391933
Roca was poking fun at it if you haven't noticed.

WOMEN OUT OUT OOOUUUUT

>>73391969
>a barbarian who lets it drip into his pants

>>73391969
"women"

ROCA LICKED MEEEEEEEEEE

>>73391298
i just let the warm pee residue run through my leg

I love my Roxy and she loves me!

>>73391955
>>73391969
>third worlders triggered by proper hygiene
kek

>>73391959
they are a tranny anon

ROCA SEXXXX

My girlfriend Roca was so cute today

>>73391959
acknowledging them at all is cringe

>>73392034
>avoiding urinals
you either never leave the house or you're a fag.

>>73392036
>they
You outed yourself.

>>73392007
>>73392034
I bet you both piss by dropping your pants down to your ankles

Today was fun.

Roca is so cute. Makes it so hard not to fall for her...

>>73392114
it's long over for me I've completely fallen for Roxy

>>73391969
What I do is pee on the sink and clean my urethra for any leftover pee, since it sometimes stick to my pants. Been doing that for years.

>>73392187
based sinkpisser

Is Kai the first one who noticed it?
https://twitter.com/KaiSaikota/status/1778158501195329750

>>73392090
feels good man

>>73392090
I get fully naked when I piss regardless of where I am, I don't like pee possibly ricocheting out of the toilet and hitting my clothes.
Also I stand at least a meter away from the urinal to avoid germs.
I scream too cause I don't like the sound the piss makes when hitting the porcelain.

>>73392368
>I don't like the sound the piss makes when hitting the porcelain
Buy a Japanese toilet
https://edition.cnn.com/style/article/toto-on-japan/index.html

>>73389095
I'll meet you halfway, at thigh highs with a garter belt

>>73392187
literally same, pee in sink, wash dick, wash hands all in less than 30 seconds, save time, water and paper, can do it even if someone's hogging the toilet, shit's OP.

how long has she been here

>>73392368
>I get fully naked when I piss regardless of where I am
That's what I do when shitting. It's a habit I had since I was little and now I can't shit while wearing clothes

idol has new male managers!

>>73392368
I knew a guy who compulsively had to take a shower every time he took a shit

Everyone thought the new girl is based on a Tiger.
But the truth is...
https://twitter.com/manu_gami/status/1778115856230232242

When is Koko going to do an asmr

>>73392601
Literally me.

>>73392630
rrats don't roar tho

>>73392630
I can already tell she got a painful design to draw.

>>73392601
I'm not compulsive about it but I do try to time shits before showers

>>73392601
that's why I got a bidet, saves a lot of time

>>73392562
all me on different accounts

>>73392774
>bidet
Bidet is a must.

https://poal.me/e0nc1x
okay this is the one that will really tell us what /jidf/ is about

>>73392511
do you also faint when pressing, perhaps?

>>73392919
YOUR OWN TOILET BTW I should have specified

>>73390822
Katta malding was fun. She is also the only one who knew how to play.

>>73392788
>playing yourself into extra work.
I hope you hate sleep, and free time.
Cause you ain't getting none of that.

Also, make sure to do your job properly, while handling all of the menhera outbreaks.

>>73392774
dude takes showers in his bidet to save time

>>73392919
When you grow old like me and the piss stream weakens, you'll understand.

>>73392919
>6

fen live

>>73393127
off-topic

I used to stand but then roca forced me to sit

>>73393127
no one cares

>>73393127
thanks

>>73393241
Really? I used to stand but Roca made me kneel

>>73393092
all of them are actual women

>>73393127
fuck off anonymously yours, you can have her all for yourself

>>73393467
>11 femanons
no wonder the thread is so fucking awful then

Did Poko add the new rules or talk about it?

Damn wtf happened

there is 0 reason to not sit to piss with your own toilet

>>73393530
Do your thread reps, anon.

>>73393127
If its not ASMR then I dont care

>>73393553
do you have a vagina?

>>73393553
Unnecessary moves

>>73393575
nyo

>>73391347
He's lying, my boxers still get a little dirty sometimes.

>>73393553
bro if you have a dick why do you even need to sit?

>>73393641
to never ever get pee anywhere that isn't the toilet bowl

So what are your expectations for ES? So far the market has been a shitshow for other corps, but i feel like this time it can work.

>>73392480
She just made a waiting room first.

Anyway...
Here's the real question.
How many of you fags, actually plan on watching ES?
https://poal.me/co2suo

>>73393557
nta but i dont want to do reps, you guys should be glad people are still supporting your shitty vtubers, so tell him what he wants to know, he asked a normal question

>>73393665
I admit that I'm not able to avoid dropping outside of toilet, but I'm still too lazy for sitting. I just clean the toilet once a week.

>>73393719
there is only one English speaking es streamer i have any plans on watching in the future.

>>73393092
>>73393504
You sit at home because you will have to clean that stray pee once a week.

>>73393719
I will watch if they speak english as well and are lolis or really horny hags
If not then I will just watch Nisha.

>>73393127
Call me when she starts actually doing lewd content

>>73393793
>>73393859
Let's assume all of the ES girls, will stick to ES speaking only.

This ain't Hololie, where ID's speak EN, and EN's speak JP

>>73393719
As long as they don´t end up being just twitch "vtubers". I prefer the traditional style

>>73393993
I'll watch Nisha and other comfy lolis just for the cute background noises (and karaoke streams).

Scattuber for ES

i never knew latinx people were so into poo

>>73393993
They will have to be as cute as Nisha for me to watch them over other vtubers when I can barely understand spanish.

>>73394215
I'd rather have this for EN3, or StarS

>>73393719
I don't even watch Idol EN apart from Katta and Nikki. If Akami collabs with them in English, I might.

>discord schizo making catalog bait threads trying to hate raid the indies they watch
>constantly posting about them here completely off topic and making up blatant lies
amazing that someone this mindbroken can even exist
I really wish jannies would hand out range bans more often

>>73391123
Have you ever seen an Amogus collab before? Our girls suck at it compared to literally anyone else.
Rin is particular is literally too autistic to lie.

>>73393719
Imagine being this singular motherfucker.

>>73393719
I do, Nisha set a good precedent on spic Vtubers do I'm excited to see these new girls

Did someone notice how Rin kept repeating "honesty is policy" during the Collab? Felt like she was making fun of Yuko for a moment

I love women playing Among Us. They're natural liers and go each others neck every time.

>>73395013
If there was a chuuba speaking in my local language I wouldn't watch her either. However, my language is outside the top 30. Except for using local services I only visit the English internet.

>>73394440
is she ok?

When will Fuyo do a full countdown?

>>73395315
Is it actually a distinct language or is it mutually intelligible with a top 30 language?

>>73395430
A distinct language.

>>73395425
Today....NOT!!!

>>73385400

https://twitter.com/nikki_rei_idol/status/1778038620865085507

reminder

>>73395343
Everything is fine. Yuko is fine. She’s the happiest she’s ever been after getting rid of her gross fans.

>>73396126
Wow amazing
>>73394709
How can someone be this mindbroken?

Has Yuko been active on her PL recently?

>>73393530
i see they banned that dude who had a meltdown in her channel earlier today

Holy shit our discord schizo shits up 3 threads at one time, that's kind of impressive

>>73396481
Just posting food or some silly stuff once every few days, nothing interesting

>>73396667
go suck his cock in the other threads then

>>73396667
The less attention he gets, the more mindbroken he becomes. Imagine what's going to happen when Yuko graduates.

>>73396924
I imagine he will keep posting about her and boo bros here, I mean what else does he have going on in his life?

UWWOOOOHHH
https://twitter.com/ValliereBlanc/status/1778188172851343385

>>73397275

>>73397275
tits way too big

>>73397275
Without the text

Momo nuggies

>>73397275
>>73397329
I find piercings disgusting but otherwise a very nice and uohable bnnuy

>>73397329
Poko pits!

Coni said helldivers are the good guys.

>>73397548
When the alternative is dirty commies and literal bugs, she's right

>>73397548
yeah i don't watch coni for these kind of things, we're politically speaking, too far apart.

>>73397548
>>73397689
How do I groom Coni into my ideology? It's hellenoturkism

>>73397275
SEX

>>73397800
just keep saying it to her in a way like "did you know that (x)?"
thats how she gets memed into dumb shit on tik tok

>>73397469
nipple/clit piercings are hot as hell, though I much prefer rings over bars
face piercings are generally shit though, yeah

Wait, the batsu ASMR is just a cozy chat?
Cant believe I got blue balled again

>>73397548
Yup she's a righty nothing new

>>73397548
I'd rather die for Super Earth's Swedish dictators than get eaten by bugs, killed by commies, and probably killed by whatever the fuck the illuminate is.
Also, just a reminder, treason is punishable by orbital artillery bombardment.

>>73397548
TOTAL CONI DEATH
but actually the game's attempt to satirize things the developers know nothing about led them to accidentally satirize "globohomo" etc.
so who knows

pañ
>>73398696
>>73398696
>>73398696

>>73397548
how can you be this fucking stupid dude