/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

i love kchon!

Henbutt!

VAGUE POSTING

>>73388487
>having tried IRL too
This means you were much more predisposed to it than the average person. Most people don't try to get cucked.

>>73388448

>>73388616
NTA but fuck off.

K9kuro exists
＼(^-^)/

>>73388616
Please kill yourself like actually stop existing on the same planet as me

>>73388675
No.

>>73388616
Vshojo?

>>73388754
I hope they all ran a train on her after

>>73388616

I want a picture of the flat Cinnamoroll.

>>73388779
>implying she isn't gonna ram them with her big PP dayo instead

>>73388736
How would a lolicon try it out?

Look at my beautiful wives

When does the Mata collab start?

https://www.twitch.tv/silvervale

Love my wolf wife
she is still playing once human!

>>73388919
About two and a half hours from now

What's the appeal of le cockroach woman?

>>73389039
Hag

>>73389039
>mom/wine aunt energy
>tits
>big yap power
>tits
>insect/bug fetish
>tits

I must once again propose that I take Mel's hand in marriage

This is the manufacturing defect in the Zen figure. They're just going to send the correct head in a separate box

I must once again propose that I take Mel's foot in marriage

>>73389039
I'm biased. But she's just the best.

>>73389182
Did you fall into a time vortex or something anon? Zen brought this up like a week ago with that exact image

>>73389039
GFE for lonely guys with mommy issues

>>73389252
Projecting

I've been watching old Mika vods in preparation for her return even if it's not here and I just heard her forget the word for "person who smokes" so she called them a cigaretter

>>73389476
She goes by mom. How insecure are you?

>>73389252
you just described me and Mata is not my cup of tea

>>73389252
matara is younger than me she cannot be a mommy

>>73389582
calling mata GFE is retard anon

>>73389780
>calling mata GFE is retard anon
kek

You're right but you're also projecting and I don't like you

GEEGASS

>>73389229
Some people don't have time to watch all 6+ hours of content.

>>73389804
it's okay to be wrong

Geega is the only real GFE in Vshojo because she accurately recreates what it's like to have a girlfriend who just wants to talk your ear off yet is absolutely frigid in bed.

>>73389882
...

>>73389878
crude not lewd

>>73389906
She talks directly to chatters individually and does husband/wife roleplay.

>>73390026
... anon you are really a lonely fucker hm?

>>73389557
It's about time for her return
I refuse to believe that she would actually try and become a teacher.

>me slowly drifting to the tea party.

>>73390008
ain't got many options brother this well is bone dry

>>73390080
How would that be relevant at all?

>>73390103
I did too. But also I just heard the other day that Ari apparently has a fucking teaching degree. And if that bimbo can do it then maybe Mika can too. I'm pretty sure that was just something she said at the time, though

>>73390155
if you think this is gfe, please never watch "real" gfe.

>>73390173
>Ari apparently has a fucking teaching degree
Unreal sex level

>>73390270
she talked about it some streams ago. She had a degree and was a college teach but she choose to be vtuber because she was basically earn the same

>>73390244
What do you mean? Like ASMR roleplay or actual whores?

>>73390355
The absolute state of the education system...

Oh I'll help Zen get it back up geegaB

>>73390396
There's not really any advancement as an instructor or a proctor without getting more degrees.

>>73390355
>tfw you'll never do "extra credit" for Ari in her office

>>73390429
>stream crashing is considered a nightmare
Zen saviorfags where are you

>>73390620
It was pretty obvious that the last weeks were nerve wrecking for Zen. No wonder she went zenhera over youtube too.

>>73390620
Hoping that the Persona 3 music crashes.

Are Matara and Froog gonna be drinking tonight?

>>73390752
Didn't Matara quit drinking?

https://twitter.com/ProjektMelody/status/1778152309454705085
No Mel stream today. Instead, it's been moved to tomorrow. I guess the her gluten allergy messed with her too hard today.

>>73390892
First epilepsy now gluten intolerance, why must our girls suffer

guys i like matara and zen, am i silly?

>>73388994
i dont remember posting this but yes, i do with all my soul and i am glad she is having a great time playing SCPworld.

>>73390892
>Literal tummy hort
Nyan infected Mel as a final parting gift...

>>73391147
We're all silly

Don't let the debate about Matara gfe distract you from the real queen of gfe Ironmouse.

>>73391189
I always knew Nyan was the true villain of Vshojo.

>>73391189
is tummy hort an std

>>73391228
>real queen of gfe Ironmouse
You mean Zen.

Don't let the debate about Matara gfe distract you from the real queen of gfe Zentreya.

>>73390997
at least gluten-free bagels are a thing

>>73391317
Zentreya is the queen of coomers.

>>73391382
>the queen of coomers
You mean Henya.

>>73391228
>the real queen of gfe

Henya

>>73391147
no

Haha my cock haa been trained to cum to Mata

am i the only one cheering for zen's chest reduction?

>see your thread

>>73388820
Crushed by BLTS

>>73388820
I want her to auction it off so I can ritually cremate it and use the ashes to complete my cdawgva voodoo doll.

>>73391228
Where the hell is that VRChat stream you promised and cancelled repeatedly Mouse?!

>>73391228
That's a funny way to spell Haruka

>>73391666
you'd better hurry up, everyone knows that a real voodoo doll requires a hair plucked from the head of the victim

fuck you geega

>>73391317
zen is the embarrassed GFE

>>73391833

>3D MODEL SHENYANIGANS

Wow 4 vshojo girls live at the same time.

mouse not streaming today right to have enough power for ROSS right

>if you cloned your girlfriend would it be ntr

>>73392182
Not if you fuck both at the same time.

>>73392182
If they fuck each other, is it incest or masturbation?

>>73392291
selfcest is its own thing

I like Mouse so much
UOOOOOOOHHHH
ToT

>>73391742
She's waiting until her bedroom is finished for vr. Then you can have best gfe experience possible.

i'm bored waiting mom in meanwhile nyan doing 3D right now if anyone want to watch.

>>73392474
its going to be funny hearing her new excuses about why she isnt gfe while doing vr chat dates sitting on her 3d rendered bed

>>73392483
No
Now she's just somebody that I used to know.

>>73392483
Yes
She's still someone I've never known.

>>73389557
Okay so I'm continuing this and I legitimately can't get over this. She
-Didn't know John Cena was a wrestler. She thought he originated from a meme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHC1230OpOg
-Said she thought he was just built like a wrestler but wasn't actually one. Like The Rock. Which also means she didn't know The Rock was a wrestler too
-Thought that "The Rock" was part of Duane Johnson's legal name (she had to google this because she didn't believe chat)
-Thought that the WWF was about wrestling pandas
It's been a long wrestling tangent now but this is great

>>73389557
The preferred term is fag

>>73392836
kek

>>73392836
She sounds so young it feels wrong to talk about her in an 18+ board.
Keep going

>>73392182
>>73392291
is the clone conscious or like a puppet?

>>73392967

So new chuuba soon probably notmika

>chuuba

So new chuuba soon, probably not mika

>>73393058
>>73393085
I'm fine with either of these outcomes but I want Mika to return regardless.

Post some lewds

>>73393074
love when tourists out themselves
don’t forget to hit up the gift shop on the way out folks

>>73392977
perfectly sapient copy, identical at point of divergence

>>73392836
Getting Mika /IN/ would dramatically lower the average IQ of Vshojo. Which is impressive for multiple reasons.

>>73392011
hopefully, the ross stream is her only potentially good stream in weeks. she better not fuck that up. plus she'll probably be too tired afterword to watch so it would be a perfect day.

>>73393074
*liver

I'm schizophrenic

>>73393138

I'm gonna be real with you.
I don't care who joins
As long as she's stupid as fuck

>>73393167

>>73393157
fucking spergs are so pathetic jesus

>>73393143
then it's NTR and selfcest

>>73393187
Don't worry. They always are no matter what they call their channel.

>>73393138

>>73393167
More

>>73393251
Reminder that Mouse's newest model has a nude base ala Melody.

>>73393277
most of her models have a nude base. That's normal.

>>73393277
But does it have nipples?

>>73393277
nude base just means it can be easily used for other outfits, not pop out the titties toggle

>>73393277
You think that just because it’s the same artist? Did she say anything or did you just make that up?

>>73393277
>>73393338
>>73393378
>Same person who did Mel's.
>Mouse hasn't actually mentioned it being barbie nude like previous models.
>Defined cooch visible.
My hopium is at its highest level.

https://twitter.com/ENVTubersOOC/status/1777868764148649990
Henya leaking that the new member is Vedal

>>73389039
Hag good at yapping, very pleasant to listen to

>>73393413
By defined coochie do you mean the seam in the bloomers?

>>73393252
unfortunately the factionettes didn't take off

>>73393523
Let me grasp at straws and have hope god dammit.

Doesn't feel right today. Inner monologue is lying and hurting me. People outside and inside don't seem real. Something is wrong with the people in the thread. I'm concerned for our girls as well, many seem to be facing issues.
I believe something has happened to our minds and the reality around us after the eclipse. Be mindful and stay on the lookout for anything strange. Don't tell others about this or you risk suspicion if not violence. Be safe.

>>73393593
You’re really, really grasping. She’d have to be stupid to commission that when she couldn’t even use it for anything

https://twitter.com/ShaneCampbell94/status/1776927060943843818
Slightly cropped just in case.

When is fraiki's turn though

>>73393672
Honestly she's top wife material
I can walk her dogs
She can feed me tacos

>>73393723
Turn for what?

>>73393277
so does her 3 previous outfits

>>73393796
Sex with haruka.

>>73393725
Anon, I suspect she already has someone for this very purpose.

>>73393953
yeah, me

>>73393953
correct, its me

>>73394014
>>73394032
Why are you gay

>>73393953
Indeed, me

>>73393953
Forsooth, 'tis I

>>73393826
Haruka only cums inside anime girls.

Mata live

>I was a scaley, i was like a lizard
This is a hint that the Zuck is joining

Collab and terraria later? Nice

>>73392011
She was going back and forth about it. It's kind of a bullshit excuse not to stream. And she probably realizes that she'll already be taking multiple days off with the usual Friday meeting and plasma sometime this weekend so she was undecided.

vei is so fucking dumb i love it

Mom is never on Time

>>73394683
What do you mean? She's been live for 8 minutes.

>>73393689

Henya doko?

>>73394790
It's Wednesday anon.

So now we know why she never received the /in/ letter.
It was lost in the pile of 7lbs other letters

https://twitter.com/PorcelainMaid/status/1778167103851221293

>>73395138
Dammit why does this have to happen now. I'm gonna have to skip. Unless it doesn't start immediately so I can still watch Froot and Mata and Amalee

>>73394736
yes but her schedule said 6pm est not 5:30

>>73395198
Geegas collab and mata x froot x amalee are both supposed to start in 10 minutes

Forbidden video? Huh?

>>73392483
>if someone says or spells out *sigh* you know they're a real one
i can't believe she's on aster's side

MaTOEra hehehe

>>73395286
hag overload

I CANT WAIT TO SEE FROOG TODAY
LOVE MY WIFE

Vshojo needs a girl with dick

>>73395485
Are Henya and Froot not enough for you, you cock hungry slut?

>>73395485

https://vocaroo.com/1eJiPnzoWbuQ

>>73395485
Where are the unironic futa vtubers?

ONE pretty woman haha
TWO pretty women haha
THREE pretty women haha

>>73395217
Mowed the lawn, pounded my monster and I find out I missed 30mins...

>>73395485
well katie is on the short list.

>>73395613
Futatama Tsukasa.
I honestly can't think of any other one.

>>73395613
reiyu

>>73395613
Full time no but that ghost girl with pink and blue hair whose name I can't remember now has a futa mode.

>>73395485
Katie is currently /in/ the VShojo Minecraft server, so we're halfway there.

FROOG

>>73395651
yes exactly

>>73393953
Honestly unsure of that. Before she moved and could just let her dogs run around whenever, she pretty regularly had to go and let the dogs out herself. She also still has to go and pick up her own delivered food. She would either have to be very good at just ignoring the existence of a partner during stream and never asking them to do ANYTHING for her or they'd have to be working away from home for the entire duration of her stream, and with her long hours that seems unlikely.
The other likelihood is that I am him and have been him.

>>73395613
do Mel's models have cock?

>>73395138
>Geega only streams GTA on her channel 90% of the time
>Plays literally anything else on other people's channels
Is this some ploy to funnel viewers to her friends or something if I fucking hate GTA RP?

>>73395946
yeah, mine inside her

>>73395946
Not at this time, no. Maybe in the future though.

I just spanked my meat to Froot

>>73395871
Well, let's not pretend it's hard for a vtuber to live a double life. Don't take this as a specific implication about Zen or anyone in particular. It's just the nature of the business as a whole.

Froot is addicted to a fucking Roblox

friendship ended with apex, now roblox is froot's best friend

>vore org

>Froot excitedly talking about a game she played where you eat things and grow bigger
Giantess and vore org

>Roblox Game where you eat everything on a map
The Children yearn for Katamari

>>73396391
>>73396392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_SxhDhi5jQ

>>73395138
fuck you geega

Mata talking about backshots again

>>73396612
>pickle backshots

Froot gave me backshots against my will :(

matara's eggs are pickle flavored

Wait a second. I thought he was dead!

>>73396726
Roach egg clutches do kinda look like pickles. if you paint them green

>>73396781
It's just Geega on her alt

>>73396781
He returns

>Mata will bring out the wine

>>73396781
why is Froot appearing two times in the VIP list?

Mommy! *rubs my fat Momo cock on hsr ass*

>>73396781
He is. Geega now wears him as a skinsuit while listening to Goodbye Horses in the mirror.

>>73396781
GunRun the White

>>73388448
/vsj+niji/

>Geega has met Jowol irl.
>She acted like a grandma and grabbed his cheeks and said "look at you"

>>73397025
she can reach that high?

>>73397025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpKc8N3FJsQ

>>73397025
Did he say she's hot

Can Froot legally own gun in the UK?

>>73397072
if they're for hunting, sure

>>73397072
her cock should qualify as a lethal weapon

>>73397072
yes but bongs are weird about semi autos so she could own straight-pull version of AR

the yapping doesn't make me feel good. what's wrong with me.

>>73397072

They are really leaning into this huh.

>>73397258
he changed it yesterday just after they tweeted the pic

>>73396781
Skinwalked by management

I can't believe Mousespergs play Roblox

>>73397242
So nothing fun...

>>73397258
Guys, I think Gunrun might be /in/

>>73397464
Holy fucking meds

>>73397490
this is the average age of a mousefag

>>73397490
This is gonna be us in the future.

>Eminem sampled an Amalee cover
what the fuck

How do you imagine mouse looks like?
Is she fat or pretty?

>>73397549
Henya promised us she'll still be streaming even when she's a little old granny. I intend to live to see it.

>>73397616
Skinny fat.

>>73397616
1400 pounds

>>73397616
muscular and seven feet tall

>>73397616
6'5, 250 pounds, 10% body fat.

>>73397616
just like me

Why did Quinn's numbers tank so bad while Matara like tripled hers

>>73394083
he looking dead while his rat cheers on

>>73397570
https://twitter.com/LeeandLie/status/1777216752071700824
It's true

>>73397616
6'2"
Blonde
Bronze skin
Bombshell figure
Visible abs

>>73397750
skill issue

>>73397616
is this sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler?

>>73397750
Mata has a likable personality

>>73397762
Man this is cool as shit. This would be a dream for a lot singers.

https://files.catbox.moe/ri8b10.jpeg

>>73397616
AI Mouse and Snuffy

>>73397750
Male vtubing is like the WNBA

>>73397750
no one cares he exists

>>73397750
male vtuber debuff is real. on twitch shoto is literally the only decent view one.

>>73397750
He's just not fuckable enough

>>73397826

>>73397616
4'10 deflated BLTS and BLA slowly re inflated, MILF

Amalee is just a better Nerissa

>>73397883
>better
End your life immediately.

>>73397883
That's not a difficult feat

>>73397827
yjk

>>73397826
That's not fair. More people watch male vtubers than the WNBA.

>>73397750
Onlyy watched Quinn in that Mata collab but he didn't gave me Main Character Energy

>>73397750
different girls have talked about this, including in the podcast recently, but no amount of money you spend on a fancy model matters compared to your base talents

>>73397762
>Said she assumed this happened because her cover had more views than the original
Alright. Now all we need is for someone to make the same mistake with Froot... in like 20k views

>>73397883
But does Amalee have a hot sister?

>>73397857
Kuro does decent for himself. If he keeps his current consistency he can be a solid 2000+ CV streamer

>>73398031
>If he keeps his current consistency
lol

>>73398003
Also Rainy Days is almost at 1M views

>>73397750
Isn't he doing around the same as he did in Niji? He probably makes a lot more money either way

>numbers

>>73397827
Bro, you can't just dox Snuffy like that
MOOOOOOOOODS

Ama and Froot should do a collab song.

>oh, you're the throat goat
Froot is officially interested in Ama's throat.

>>73398165
She's sampled the goods. She knows what Amalee's working with.

Is there no way besides the twitch recap to look at who you've been watching the most? I'm interested to see who all I've watched lately cause I feel it's been more varied, but I don't know how to check that.

ah yeah, Froot's 2020/2021 voice was quite high pitched

I want Froot to stream with 100% British accent

>>73397819
the art of sampling is so underrated
burial built a masterpiece from a fucking ray j song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmOuV0ZvAgU
and now archangel pops up in mouse's intro playlist occasionally because a spanish artist covered the sample lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkR7NC-HNCA

>>73398279
other than twitch recaps, no, there is no other way

I want to fuck Froot and Geega so bad.

>>73398288
You will immediately regret this after she goes full norf. The only reason her usual accent is cute is because she's imitating a Londoner.

>>73398469
This, but just Froot. I could take or leave Geega.

>>73398350 (me)
we used to have tools to check that, but twitch made most of its API private like a year or two ago.

>>73398493
I love all forms of Froot.

>>73398469
same

>>73398746
puffy Frips

>>73398493
That would have been fun as a april fools stream.

>>73398493
i want her to use the real accent more

>>73398493
>she's imitating a Londoner

>>73398469

>>73397616
Swole as fuck

https://files.catbox.moe/p8n41p.mp4
https://twitter.com/Jumngee/status/1778196260769427904

I love this collab. No comments just 10/10

hyena dayo

>>73398948
Why doesn't Vei have Polish or British accent?

>>73399347
internet poisoned

https://x.com/kvxart/status/1778196774420983960 I tolerate Kevin. But I respect the horny hustle.

>>73399347
Exposure to the Devil (American cultural dominance via internet and media) ruined her beautiful natural speaking tones and mind.

>>73399347
she did have a british accent in her overwatch days, but it pretty much disappeared as time went on

>>73399479
This could be VERY useful for Mel.

>>73399347
Spent too much time streaming and not enough time outside.

>>73399479
new henya toogle.

>>73399491
her british accent was so sex... i wish that kind of british accent was more widely talked in instead of the weird ass popular accent most british women seems to talk in

Mata wants to hang out with Sinder

>>73399656
Henya is pure, Vshojo corruption has been staved off and we need to keep it that way.

mata wants to fuck sinder

>>73399749
MATA MY LOVE. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.

>>73399294
Yeah this is kino. Mata and Froog is always great but AmaLee seems to get along really well with them too. And I had no idea AmaLee was such an accomplished singer

>What is cucking?
>*Jowol explains*
>Oh, so it's like couples therapy

>>73399749
Sinder does have some of the best tits in /lig/

i muted sinder on x

>>73399868

i nutted to sinder on x

>>73399749
You meant Silver, right? The better wolf?

>>73399778
Froot and AmaLee have been hanging out a lot for like 2-3 years now, mostly due to both sharing an Apex addiction

>>73399915
>better
Lol
Lmao even

>>73399937
And Amalee and Mata have been friends behind the scenes for a long time

matara...

>>73399846
?

>Mata says she's going to brb
>Tells Froot and Amalee to watch her chat
>She mutes her audio before leaving
>Now her stream is silent while Froot and Amalee keep talking

>>73399900
>And?
i'll do it on twitch too

I can feel Froot cringe every time Mata goes into a British accent

>>73400060
She's letting a massive fart rip. Can't have that on the mic.

>>73399868
Imagine anti-ing the most inoffensive puppy of a person

if there's a new member they've been doing the followup teases at the same time every day in the past so we'll find out in 90 minutes if something is happening

>>73397616
She kinda looks like a brunette Maimy

>>73400289
I feel like people on twitter or /here/ say this and my head canon is that it reminds them of it

>>73399347
Vei has polish accent
you can hear her tryharding to hide it but sometimes it slips out

>>73400273
don't hate her, she's just boring and overhyped

>>73399749
could've just ask Silver but she doesn't want to slight Mouse

>>73400123
Can Mata do Russian accent?

https://twitter.com/ironmouse/status/1778205175423066623
Odds this gets pushed again?

Ah Froot noises, its been too long...

>>73400376
Nah it's pretty consistently happened. As soon as the first teaser launches we all check Twitter at the same time the following days and there's followups. The first one wasn't at an even time which is why I'm still iffy, but it was shortly after 8 PM so at 8 it's time to go nuts

https://twitter.com/ironmouse/status/1778205175423066623

>>73400546
I would have to check on recent developments in certain geopolitical situations to determine if Mata's native accent is technically Russian now.

>>73400606
The timing of it is a little off compared to how they've been doing it. Either they are teasing us more before the official tease or they are starting a little later in the week than normal.

>>73400603
No idea

big booba henya got 1k upvotes on the vshojo subreddit

>>73400787
I'm buying into the 2 week tease to differentiate from all the 1 week teases last year. We get dripfeeds until the 13th. Then we get a letter, and the letter teases continue until the debut on the 20th because 4/20

>>73400921
your mind on hopium

https://twitter.com/romina_strb/status/1778199230202761265

>>73400957
YOU'LL SEE

just sit back and wait, you're acting like a maniac

Heavenly Haruka Terraria tomorrow potentially

>>73401068
WHIPLASH

>>73400046
*pukes*
don't post this disgusting cow ever agin

>>73401111

>>73401082
I fucking love the BBC!

>>73401137
Bot got an update

>>73401082
takahata needs to get his shit together and start joining these collabs

>>73401214
>takahata
That's a name i haven't seen in a long while.
Is he still streaming?

>>73400921
>debut on the 20th because 4/20
but a ligger is already debuting on that date :(

>>73400259
Consider the poop stories she's told, I can believe it. Her, Shylily, and Rain would get along based on that alone.

>>73401281
I didn't know I needed Rain and Mata in a collab together until I read this. It'll either be incredible or awful and I want to see what happens

>>73401278
Oh no, they didn't run it past the suits at /lig/ hq. It's over.

NO YUMP

So what's with the "gets family members a model" trend going on?

save to assume no mouse today. gn.

>>73401560
Anny did it first

>>73401560
Hololive invented having familymembers

love froot. adore froot. cuddle froot. tell froot that she is loved. cook every meal for froot. take care of froot. love froot.

>>73401560
Pekora debuted her mom with a fully rigged model on April 1st and 180k people were watching. People saw that big number and now want to capitalize.

>>73401624
*safe

oh nooo I reached the point where everything Mom says is just a repeat for me.

>>73401560
Unironically Nerissa. Other Holos have had their mom on stream before, but Nerissa has brought her mom and sisters on stream.

>>73401684
Pekomama is also getting a ton of amazing porn

>>73401684
Hololive stays trendsetting and winning

new thread
>>73401886
>>73401886
>>73401886

Have we had anyone bring their mom on stream?

>>73401845
Vtubing is dying because of it

>>73401904
No. Vshojo stays straggling and losing.

>>73401904
Mata

>>73401938
Vtubing is dying because people are letting their parents on stream?

>>73401714
me when I'm hearing matara's words looping as i shut down the evil machine that eats minds and keeps them "alive" to use their voices to scare its victims, saving us all but killing the last trace of her

>>73401904
Silver used to but thankfully that's none of our concern anymore

>>73402061
He's a Hololive anti. An actual tourist.

>>73402131
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