/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Meru Love!

>Alias ASMR
https://youtu.be/01jAbaezJlk
>Tonya Shinkansen 0
https://youtu.be/0ZZIYrvoMXo

Back in January I was hoping that seeing the Niji collabs with Phase, that maybe Dizzy and Wose would collab. Then I learned all about the Niji shadow manager overseeing everything in collabs and realized it's impossible considering Dizzy would just say something yab 2 minutes into the stream.
I just want Dizzy to hug her pink girl again.

>Alias talking about ear licking
Crack open that baby oil!

>>73350593
meru LUST

>>73348629
Here it is in Daytona

I miss my boyfriend.

>>73351377
whoops

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new manager speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Eat bugs if you have to. That is my advice. Eat slime, yeah, just eat slime. Just throw away your pride and eat the slime.
Thank you for your attention.

>>73351514
g-girl slime? on stream? is that legal?

>Yuuna was supposed to stream but she had to go out and buy a new cabbage
My crust levels...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4TTXl-I_rU
pobe startinguuu lol

>>73351111
It wouldn't feel as good if they collab now. Maybe in a few months.

Dizzy love!

Mio is so fucking fat. I dont want her fatass on my face at all. I definitely dont want to kiss and squeeze her disgusting chubby belly.

>>73351111
I wouldn't be so sure, anon, situations can change very suddenly in this industry. I wouldn't totally rule out a collab happening eventually (although whether or not da wose will still be da wose by then is another matter).

>>73352982
guy, i think he wants to this stuff to happened to him so do i

I don't know what Peo is saying most of the time but my god is she cute

>>73353490
That dude on CC that said he wants mio squishy so he can fondle every bit of her was cooking

>>73354323
I wrote that

>>73351513
Oh shit that's pretty good
Also I'm not sure if this is what you meant but having each wave grouped together would be cool.

>>73353490
Hope he likes the taste of my cum

Good evening, I hope your Tuesday was terrific and you get plenty of nice rest tonight. I love my goofy, chocolate-addicted spidermother and the amazing sensations of her fists driving into my belly feeling like a hundred bombs going off in my stomach. I'm Ami's punching bag

Dizzy declared second weakest girl in Phase with Ember being the strongest

[Great News]

>>73351513
Nice use of the chuuba logos as sponsors.

i'm going to think about mio as i drift to sleep in hope to see her in my dreams

>>73356573
I hope I see you in my dreams, anon

>>73351910
Could also do things like add weather/wear and tear only to that side as well as a thought

>>73355145
It's a fairly easy switch to do for it with how Substance Painter is setup so I don't think there's any reason to settle on it just now if we have until June iirc. I do kinda like the triadic green a bit, but don't want to be the only voice on which is the base.

>>73355998
It seemed like an obvious thing to do since pretty much every chuuba has a logo, and they kinda serve the same purpose in a way even if they don't use them for advertising like companies do

Midsemi Midlock

wose...

Nasa and Loki did a Phase powerlevels stream.
>Ember: S
>Jelly, Muyu and Saya: C
>Dizzy: D

I am dumping Mio for Alias

>>73355401
its tough because on one hand shes asking to be spanked but on the other hand its most for to spank girls who dont want one

>>73357936
I was gonna say that C stands for Cunny but seeing Airi there, maybe it's correction

>>73358301
This isn't the big titty pon hag wolf I ordered...

>>73350528
I love my Bread wife

>>73352515

>>73360396
image didnt copy over properly

Fuck you hair stylist

I love and miss this little calfie

>>73358143
A lot of cucks will, she is the cuckdream. All the NTR obsessed seanigs can filter to over there now

>>73362533
She is my wholesome ghost GF

>>73362250
I'll never forgive Zoomba did so much damage to her tiny frail cow body...

>>73358143
Yeah me to. I quite like Airi and Panko so hopefully they'll fill the Mio sized whole in my heart.

>>73363334
No, he means the new girl in V4 Mirai

>he ran out of crippled dogs to mutilate early today
guess that's my sign. goonai

>starts to work out
>goes on depression a week later
My cute daughter/wife is really a hikki to the core.
Hope she comes back soon.

>>73363385
That's the joke anon

>>73353048
After the stuff with Harada, I don't see Rosemi leaving

>>73363598
You will never know

>>73363668
That seems ominous

>>73363490
She should stream Deep Rock Galactic again but do 5 jumping jacks for every death, reasonable and not too much and the mining will keep her heart rate up so it's not too much a shock

...

Has anyone seen a gay, retarded and LAZY bird around here? I can't seem to find him anywhere and I need to congratulate him on 40k views on his yandere little brother RP.

>>73363668
It wasn't until in March

>>73363709
>deleted

>>73362984
Mio might make a comeback if she is gone between 5pm-12pm KST tonight after crying about her bad haircut. That massive ass red flag will draw the NTR obsessed back

>>73363826
What did they cast...

>>73363040
I really liked the zoomba streams, but they obviously were putting too much pressure on her, both physically and mentally.
It's a very fun idea, so I hope she doesn't completely give up on them, but maybe cutting it down to 1 song or shorts could be easier on her.

>>73364363
I want to sniff Muyu's spats after she get's done working out.

>>73351184
and hand sanitizer lul

>>73357838
If photosynthesis, why sammich?

>>73364846
It's a metaphor for life.

>>73358225
>its most for to spank girls who dont want one
... Anon?

>>73363938
testicular torsion

bros, how do I save Lisa, I don't know what to do...

I miss Haewon...

there's also a rumor niji users "skinwalkers" for their talents in concerts (aka hiring professional dancers to masquerade as the talents)

>>73365974
I've got news for you anon a lot of corpos do that.

>>73365974
sister...

>1 deleted tweet

The AR live I dont think was a quarterly thing I think this planned a while ago due to some members have their songs cut due to performing it with members who are no longer there. I would imagine a 1 to 2 month gap wouldnt be enough to fix that. The 3Ds however feels like a desperate gamble

>>73365358
Cook her 3 square meals a day and give both her and Chai at least 90 minutes of attention daily

>>73365974
Have you considered making a thread about this? This might take down niji for good this time...

>you will never be a Casio Loopy
>you will never be Cody Rhodes
>you will never be Roman Reigns
>you will never be Shadow the Hedgehog
>you will never be horror kusoge
>you will never be an ayyg or a burger
>you will never be an early 2000s midwest emo rock album
>you will never be a Korean woman in desperate need of up to 3 healthy and several unhealthy meals per day
>you will never be Asta [spoilers]a moment of silence for his balls[/spoiler]
>you will never be a seal
>you will never be a wealth panda digimon
Reality can be cruel.

>>73367744
I just want to be the seal mio hugs I'm not asking for that much

>>73367744
>you will never make a post without minor spelling mistakes
Just put me out of my misery.

>>73367744
It's just not fair...

i want to cum on lisas unshaved pubes that she forgets to wash for two weeks straight...

>>73366301
Funny comment

>>73368691
I'm glad she just blocked. Looks like a super autistic esl monkey.

>>73364882
He lost himself in the ass

heh these all very valid and upsetting points, but I can't help noticing you screwed up your spoiler tag

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

The firing was bad enough but it should have been 1-2 weeks of silence and they might have been able to keep their bullshit more normally had they been silent... but we all know what happened

>>73368937
The fate all kindlings must face

>>73368691
what the fuck i am even reading there?

>>73357631
???semi ???lock
https://youtu.be/D3hvn8Oxfhs

threadshitterbro check the tabs on your bot wtf

look at my wife cute doddle

Mild concern for Dizzy Dokuro

>>73370287
Dizzy...

>>73370267
I love them she's so cute. I want to see her new hair so bad

>>73369720
She touched the butt...

>>73362250
Remember to do your smiling reps for her

https://twitter.com/yukinoshitapeo/status/1778023983327408364
Just how tiny is she? Or is she using a gigantic keyboard?

>>73371821
She's fairy sized

>>73371821
Tiny hands, with my pinky on the bottom left control key can reach the += key on the top left with my thumb.

>>73371821
>Smol Peo is actually just life-size Peo

Mio made a couple of posts to make it look like she was at home. If you go out with friends you go out with friends, it’s just kind of a red flag to have meltdown over appearance beforehand

>>73372786
>GF doesn't want you to know she's out with "friends"
Uh oh beerpals.

eek ok la

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful spidermom; tangled up in soft silk blankets, her plump spinneret pressed into me transferring warmth, her fluffy hair in my face so I can breath in her Amismeel...beautiful...

>>73369517
Does the village people or my family count as "talked to a person irl?"

>>73370310
Gotta say, this Dizzy is cute.

>>73351513
If you're itt still, reminder to put the gen name legibly somewhere

>>73372351

that creep Aster was on Peo's league stream

>>73373797
he can say shit like that with no consequence because of favorite pass

>>73373797
I wonder if mio ever remembers me when others are like this

>>73373797
this guy is gonna become her greatest schizo anti

Sure has been a lot of name faggotry these past few weeks... Moved on to a new strategy?

I love my virtual wife

>>73374270
I posted this but wanted to add she's also my very real offline not virtual very soft wife

>>73374350
Unless you are out with her right now it’s not u

>>73363723
I do not believe the bird you are referring to exists. I think we collectively hallucinated it.

>>73374142
he became obsessed with Mojey

>>73374576
Stop cuck posting. I will keep loving mio and I reject your fag behavior.

>>73374808
One day u will learn the hard way

I thought beerpals were the cuck fanbase...
Why else would she sing le funni maymay song?

>>73373797
That's not any different from any comments she gets anywhere

>>73373797
I wouldn't mind this guy if he didn't send sappy/flirty donos all the fucking time even when there is absolutely no mood for it

>>73375756
Not to mention freaking out over her appearance then disappearing between 7-11.30KST I mean bruh

What Mio did this guy honestly?

>>73376560
probably nothing

>>73376560
Esl king do you want to try asking again?

>>73376560
No she did another guy and is currently heading home with his sperm inside her

When you gotta reply to yourself this often, I'd hope you'd eventually find something better to do by now.

>Mio said she not have irl friend anymore
>Mio going out with "friends"
kekpals....

>>73378006
Good

>>73376818
Yeah, me

Listening to some mio asmr feeling cozy being a beelpal ngl. All smiles no worries.

>>73378906
i'm going to listen to the latest asmr and nobody is going to stop me!

>>73379137
last one was kinda meh honestly, the best make out ASMR was that one during that one drunk stream

>>73379137
I loved it, it's what I'm listening to now

>>73366528
>her and Chai at least 90 minutes of attention daily
She doesn't actually want that.

Bread Woman.....good???

Mio status: masturbating.

>>73379940
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL BAKERY
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL BREAD

>>73379668
Okay 10 minutes of attention 80 minutes of Weezer

>>73379668
ok chai

>>73374640
It's over.

kys seanig
But he does have a point, if Mio doesn't have IRL friends anymore which friends are those she's going out with?

>>73380408
With me. Retard.

Meru status?

You stupid fucking niggers all of you.
Watch streams

>>73380004
80 minutes of Weezer is way too much, man! Unless she's planning on listening to Pinkerton twice

Mio liking a lot of blowjob art, is she trying to tell me something?

>>73379940
OH GOD WHAT DID SHE DO TO THE BUCKO

>>73380816
Yeah, that she's sucking my dick every day

>>73380224
Never over. Trust the process.

>>73380816
She's going to beat Alias to the punch and suck you until your soul leaves your dick.

>>73381034
>This bird keeps itself airborne through sheer force of lying alone

>>73380892
Revenge!

>>73380816
someone needs to commission face fucking art now

>>73380892
Alhamdulillah he will be bread

https://twitter.com/kaminariclara_/status/1778096860730909118
what did she mean by this? (no, really?)

>>73381841
She wants to dunk her balls into Eber's mouth but lacks the parts to do so

It hurts knowing I will never have a gf like sheepy

It hurts knowing I will never have a gf like mio

I love my hardworking girlfriend and she loves me

>Dizzy avoided multiple abduction and SA attempts as a child
That explains a lot

wake me up

>>73380816
>>73381124
But they can share me tho? Would be hot.

Lisa is fired up!!
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1778109787043217410

>Slay the Sprire 2 announced for next year
Yuuna the Granblue streamer is dead, long live Yuuna the Slay the Spire streamer.

>>73383142
>girls who play jazzmasters with humbuckers
blasphemous

>>73383474
>jazzmasters with humbuckers
That just sounds like Dr. Seuss stuff for us uncool music illiterates

>>73383927
>he didn't start listening to shoegaze and become a guitar gear queer to relate more to lisa
do sheeple really

>>73384089
THERE ARE TOO MANY OBSCURE GENRES I STILL DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT AIEEEEEE

[News] Ami is cool.

>>73384532
Proof?

>>73384571

Does Mio have any lewd RP that isn't also ASMR? ASMR makes me want to rip my skin off, and not my dick skin.

>>73384612
I kneel... how do I become half as cool as this?

>>73384655
Smoke

>>73384655
You're gonna need about three Casio Loopy's

https://youtu.be/gGqPMFNkQKo wtf why is tonya awake so early

>>73384840
Bread's hands are soaked in onion grease and fried rice for hours a day so Tonya's nails can stay pretty and her tummy full

>>73385293
I can't tell if this woman is a menace or a savior but I like what she does...

>>73385293
I need a breadwoman in my life...

>>73384721
Ami is the only Loopy vtuber, soon she'll be the only 3DO vtuber. She's unstoppable

>>73384089
Gearheads are why shops think it's acceptable to charge $60 for a boss noise suppressor

>>73384840
what are those things on her nails?

>>73384089
I've accepted that I'm NGMI.

>>73386513
Resin charms. She's done Sanrio stuff before as well, Tonya goes hard on the nail art most of the time.

>>73386745
Dropped my image, oops.

>>73386513
plastic ribbons and hearts that either came with the fake nails or were glued on

>>73386255
I feel like knowing Jazzmasters come with single coils instead of humbuckers is a long way from gear queer level

>>73384506
turn back now before you get to the point where you get pissy when someone says a band is the wrong wave of ska, or die inside hearing someone call MCR emo for the millionth time. it's not worth it

>>73386964
My "favorite" emo pet peeve is Twitter's obsession with labeling things "fifth wave emo", and it doesn't help that most of those bands fucking suck. It's like memes are more important than the tunes.

>>73383927
jazzmaster os just a model of guitar that fender makes that’s not as popular as the stratocaster. humbucker is one of the two main types of guitar pickups, the other being single coil. don’t ask me why, but double coil pickups are known as humbuckers

sheeple babble is so cute, it's almost like they know real words

Ami is live and playing more of The Misadventures of Tron Bonne!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnaBZA5r7Ec

>>73386964
All I know to matter is that ska = good. I have attained enlightenment through trumpets

i can't fucking deal with this

>>73387369
Fifth wave? I don't go on twitter that much, but this sounds like some Mom Jeans shit. Is this some Mom Jeans shit? Oh god I feel old now

>>73387522
Sheeple if they were a song: https://youtu.be/QwiU4joICVI

>>73380892
Being bread is fine, actually.

>>73372351
i fucking miss those videos so much

You wouldn't do lewd things to your spidermom, would you?

>>73388059
it's ok if your brain can't handle advanced polyrhythms

>>73388015
mom jeans is like 4th wave, get with the times, grandpa

>>73388204
its what she would want

>>73388204
My spidermom who is also a cat? Yes, yes I would

>>73388204
I think about it so much that it feels like a serious problem

>>73388527
I'm just gonna go put some Mineral on the phonograph and put the kettle on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krDFltgjLtE
BREAD CRUMBS WAKE THE FUCK UP RED ALERT RED ALERT SLAY THE SPIRE 2 IS CONFIRMED WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

stupid sexy spidor

>>73388980
Unbelievably erotic

Precious spidermom I would never stop hugging her...

>>73388980
>>73389069
Her doodles are getting too powerful.

watching ami fail is really cute

>>73391241
Her noises she makes when she messes up is really cute

Ami is urinating right now

>>73391359
yea on me

see this thing is though that im going to marry her

Ami is going to masturbate next bathroom break

>>73391494
*Blocks your path*

>>73392145
*cums on you*

>>73392181
Luca no please! I'm not a female Niji talent!

>>73392328
Luca?

>>73391892
Ami cute (and sticky)

>>73357936
https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa/status/1777938981101211949
Oh they actually dropped Saya to E
kek

overwhelming desire to make ami a broodmother

letting ami unleash her cuteness aggression on my balls which i painted purple

Miss Ami sure is a cute dork

choose wisely

She's so cute when she's jealous

>>73392895
oyakodon

Ami's voice faltering because of the servbot in his little driller rig, she's not gonna make it

I want to use Mio's dirty panties as a facemask

slug hands wrote this post

>>73393562
The fuck goes on in webtoons that sysadmins regularly have possession powers?

>>73392502
>Dragon ranks other dragon as the weakest
RIGGED

>>73393748
do you really want to know what content she's been consuming that inspired that post? just because you don't know something doesn't mean you should ask a question.

>I can bread you if you want

>>73393839
I've heard Yuuna yap about Webtoons enough to know that it's filled with female wish fulfillment bullshit like grocery store romance novels.

Ami is urinating right now

>>73394007
yea on me

S P I C Y
L A T I N A
B U T T H O L E

>Ami beating up children when losing to their riddles
Nice

Alias is playing her favorite game
https://youtu.be/-EY8tswzRx4

Cute ghost hot mic sneeze

She did it, she got the Chaos Emerald!!

>>73395843
>Had her main mic muted but left the 3Dio on
Ali...

Alias' singalong intro bit is so fuckin dorky, I love it

K I N O

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

>Full American SFX soundboard

Just when you think we're back, it's over...

>>73396339
Beyond over...

Alias needs to do a 50 states quiz stream

I want to let everyone know that Mio is super cute and super duper sexy

[Non-news]
Alias is getting filtered by the old woman (again)

>>73396239
>>73396241
>>73396243
>>73396244
>>73396245

The banger Orla tweets that never were...
https://twitter.com/orlaganceann/status/1778129818195992806

>>73396959
>No matter how many times I die you're still a bitch, Grandma Maude

>>73395715
So how come V4M doesn't have a whole lot of hype around them even though they got CCV in the mid 3s?

>Your mom should've swallowed you when she had the chance
Damn

>>73397264
They're a relatively new corpo that's still building its identity, but they seem pretty well put together so far (Brave Group backing is probably helping in that regard) and they're getting more eyes on them now that they're accelerating their debuts

>>73398039
Is brave associated with the search engine or is that just coincidence?

>>73397064
WE WERE ROBBED

>>73398170
Completely different companies

>>73398170
Coincidence. Brave Group is a super-generic Japanese company who's strategy seems to be "Buy a bit of everything and see what sticks". They also own VSPO, HimeHina, Globie, and an unknown stake in Idol.

>What do boomers like? Facebook memes? Not paying their taxes?
>Oh, we can shit on the younger generations together!

>I sucked the goo out of him...
Him? Me.

>>73397064
Very weird person and not in a good way

SHEEP SINGIES [REAL]
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1778192728062599432

mogi got cucked by orla......

>>73399115
Very soft sheepy singies, sounds like her voice is doing better!!

>>73399115
Nice and gentle singies

>Alias checking on her geckos mid-stream
Cute!

GET FUCKED LEAFS
THE DAY OF THE RAKE DRAWS NEAR

Get fucked, canucks.

>>73399202
Orla please, she's suffered enough... at least let her have her own creation...

How could this have happened?

[Non-news]
Alias is hungry

>>73400534
>Taking a break from the game cos she's too hungry
>Now asking chat what she should eat
I can feed her...

[Alias news]
She is polling chat on what she should eat

>I'm ordering the burger combo meal

>>73374640
>>73380224
>>73381034
Look at how fucking GAY and RETARDED these birds are.

Dizzy talent show(?) + life updates/announcement
https://youtu.be/Q0KSkumer2c

>>73397064
She should release a book.

The guy cleaning Dizzy's windows in the background and making her drop her spaghetti? Me.

I... I think I can't save her...

>>73401876
We're getting an authentic look at Dizzy in the presence of a human male

>My talent is being incredibly sad and a little pathetic
>I will now perform... trauma

[Dizzy news]
Her sister moved out with 24 hours notice so Dizzy is now paying double rent, her family life is destroyed, and she lost her couch

>It's an actual unironic trauma dump stream
Holy moly

>Dizzy's nephews were her sister's kids but her brother has been the one raising them for over a year

I'm concerned for Dizzy Dokuro.

I am struggling to process this stream

>This bitch is on a boat
what

Dizzy's sister sounds like a legitimately fucking terrible person

[Good news]
Alias is eating

dizzy. the bit's gone on too long. it's time to say psyche.

Dizzy..............................

>>73402836
she and ember should have an american eating offcollab.

>This is the sole thing that Dizzy's sister left behind
holy shit

>It gets worse

OVERWHELMING CONCERN FOR DIZZY DOKURO

>>73402777
Papalesta, Mamasheep and Dizzysis. Imagine the happy, healthy environment!

[Good news]
Dizzy's parents brought her food

Elderbug...

>>73403034
She definitely left that on purpose. This fucking bitch

>It gets even worse

If I were in the position of Dizzy and her family I would not fucking want this woman to have custody of her kids

>My daughter fucked off and abandoned her kids therefore we should also disown them to get back at her somehow
Asian parent moment

>It gets worse still

>that's monday

>>73403614
>THIS WAS NOT MONDAY, THIS WAS SUNDAY NIGHT

>My father attempts to convince me that it is my responsibility to convince my brother to abandon these children that he has raised for over a year

Curse status?

This story's actually making me angry jesus christ

>>73403896
I haven't been this angry at God since Purin got sick.

>My announcement is that I don't know if I'm going to be homeless
I have no words

>>73403601
If my parents were in an identical situation and my dad even came close to suggesting this I'm pretty sure my mom would murder him on the spot what the fuck is wrong with either of them

Oh boy I can't wait to see how Mio goes menhera gets mad at chat today

is dizzy gonna be ogey

Mio is playing Armored Core 6 by the way
https://youtu.be/hJffhObZz0w

>>73404205
I hope so, I really fucking hope so

>I mostly shared this with you guys cos I think it's funny
h-haha... ha...

>Suddenly pretending to give birth
?????

Dizzy has completely lost it

overwhelming levels of concern for Dizzy Dokuro

>You can't make me give birth!

>>73404467
>pretending

Dizzy, I...

me, early 2023
>jesus christ is meru going to survive to the end of the year?
>I don't know what slugma's up to but I have nothing but confidence that she's doing well

me, early 2024
>I don't know what meru's up to but I have nothing but confidence that she's doing well
>jesus christ is dizzy going to survive to the end of the year?

I wish I could help her more than just throwing more money at her

I want to flick Mio's forehead.

it nice to know both me and mio freeze up when we try to get haircuts

>>73404824
Imagine Meru's reaction when she finds about Dizzy's latest traumadump. Or the other girls' for that matter.

Oh how the tables turn.

>ranting this much about her hair
that is very realistic GFE

>>73403896
Insult, injury, and everything in between
https://twitter.com/EmberAmane/status/1778205965323829567

>>73404985
I know. But it's all we've got right now.

>>73405326
Why did we comment yesterday about how everyone was having success?

>>73405225
Whenever I get a haircut I always make sure to time it so that I can go at least a week without leaving the house afterwards, just in case

>>73404813
hory shet

post about how much you hate mio or how much she sucks if your penis is so small it's inverted and you have to pull it out when you squat to pee

>>73405424
>We
I stopped doing that because the last time I did it kickstarted the death of Tsunderia

New thread
>>73405665
>>73405665
>>73405665

mio hate

i will never stop loving Mio. NEVER

>>73405848
haha! you fell for it and and revealed you're a cuntboy!!
that's the opposite of a futa right? stinky fujos please eludicate

Feeding Mio my larger than average banana to untrain her gag reflex

I love Muu Muyu.