/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Sex with a fembud.

I like dino

What all non-member watchalongs has she done? I watched the night of the living dead one and just finished up with most of her member ones but youtube search is so terrible its hard to tell if i may have missed some.

>>73336407
>mumei finishes college
>gura drops out of high school, japanese class, and dance class

>>73337228
did mumei ever say what she was studying?

>>73337228
I’m a college dropout too

look at my wife

>>73337228
>high school drop out
shes just like me

Gurass

>>73337445
SNIFFFFF

>>73337399
I made this post

>>73337113
Non-members, uh....does the nintendo direct count? Was that public? Can't remember. Just about everything watchalong related is members stuff.

look at my Gurandma

Gura cute Gura cute!

So the last thread was pretty comfy other than the Taiwan larper huh?

>>73337113
Jaws

>>73337976
Okay i thought that was really the only one.

Gurass

>>73337113
Solo ones or just in general?
>Resident evil direct
>Jaws
>Nintendo direct
Solo
>Die hard (ame)
>SSSS Dynazenon (ina)
Collabs on her channel

There’s also her debut reaction watchalong and her animation watchalong zatsu. Most are under members

>>73337907
Schizo got cut off last thread and immediately brought it to this one

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

>>73338176
>>73337976
>>73337561
was her asobi asobase watch dub or sub? I wouldnt mind rewatching that show but watching anime watchalong seems like it might be a little touch with how much talking she does.

>>73338226
I don't type anything like the schizo, you really should be able to recognize his posting patterns by now.

Shirako.

>>73337880
Rape T u T

I'm never reading
I LOVE GURA!!

>>73337405
Get a GED. It's so easy that you can pass it without studying. Pisses me off tgat they made us waste so much time at school when the entire thing gets crunched into a a few easy ass tests.

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

GURA ON SHIORI'S STREAM!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
GURA ON SHIORI'S STREAM!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
GURA ON SHIORI'S STREAM!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

Man fuck you, whichever one of you brought up watchalongs in the first place. Stuck in my head, now. I wanna watch a movie with her again. I wanna watch Virus Shark with my shark.

Gura is a real girl and a cute one!

>>73339591
Who?

>Before the story takes place, Emerada used to meet with Gura in the nocturn forest. However, Gura passed away after a while because of sickness and this affected Emerada deeply and caused him to be unable to feel emotions.

>>73339921
just like me fr fr

Why are so many Gura antis online rightoids?
https://twitter.com/locksneedshartn/status/1777850826519634313

>>73340365
huh? I thought it was mostly troons and anti-loli leftoids that hate Gura.

Gura really was on Shiori's stream.

>>73340493
That's who originally hated her but are glad now that she's distancing herself from her fans.

>>73339921
I can't believe Gura is fucking dead.

>>73340493
Maybe them too but this these people also consistently anti her.

>>73340493
Going through their post, looks like your typical r9k poster

>>73340522
I don't know who the fuck Shiori is

Is Shiori a fembud?

>>73340365
>>73340493
there's some vtuber named pippa who panders to particularly weird terminally online rightoids, and she encourages them to anti other vtubers for whatever reason, so they behave just like the particularly weird terminally online leftoids.

>>73339695
sorry, watchalongs are pretty much all ive been doing in the evening the last week or two. Fauna's lotr ones were great too. I wish she would have watched the rest of the OT not just a new hope.

>>73340522
>>73339591
welp guess ill have to scrub through this vod when its over to see.

>>73342100
It's just a character named Gura.

>>73341582
Don't know if it's necessarily Pippa's doing, but a lot of the replies do seem to be Phase fans as well.

>>73342187
sad

>>73342188
Because they are. What's funny is that the girls have talked about liking gura before but their fans actively hate her and hololive in general. I saw the raccoon gush about gura on stream before and her chat just started shitting itself. It feels like small dog syndrome if anything.

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

>>73342537
There are fembuds out there who have to hide the fact that they are fembuds. I want to kill all gura antis for this.

>>73339591
You made that up to get views.

Gura

>>73344225
my wife...

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>73344225

>>73341582
Hello nijisister. Did your catalog thread get deleted?

>>73345214
they have pippa likes so you can't really deflect to niji, phaseshitter.

>>73345302
Yeah but Pippa doesn't tell us to anti other vtubers. Especially Gura.

I want to catch a cold. And have Gura worry about me, touch her forehead to mine to check my temperature, and make me warm rice porridge.

>>73345360
yes she does, she collabed with doxxagi, got cozy with bvtm, and made a lot of cruel jokes aimed at holos. you're scum.

>>73345466
Watch streams retard you don't know what you are talking about. Faggot just trying to start a fight.

>>73338393
it was sub. was such a based choice for a watchalong. CGDCT light comedy is my comfort food. Was so comfy. fuck, starting to miss her a bit.

>>73345535
you mean watch this stream? https://youtu.be/g8NHkWEwOto no thanks, she and you are scum who anti gura.

>>73345728
>making shit up
Lmao oggey KFP pls go now.

>>73340493
there is a left-right crossover with anti-lolis, the left because they are virtue signalling prudes, and the right because they are virture signalling prudes. But there is a third way...

Goobmorning sirs.

>>73345925
what a googbabga

>>73345884
unfortunately the third way also antis lolis because they want to call jews pedos.

mawio movie when gura

>>73345635
she get through the whole thing? It's been since it aired that i watched it but was a great show. Im sure she enjoyed it. Not sure im in the mood for that now

>>73345925
wow waht a hot baab
show bob and vagene

>>73345635
>starting
>a bit
NGMI, need to do your dependency and schizophrenia reps. I become more of a basketcase with each passing day.

>>73346088
lolis like Gura are good because they increase birthrates. They inspire breeding with young wives and marrying young. A healthy young wife 4 life is good for building a traditional nuclear family built on loyalty. It perpetuates healthy genes. Having old wives with gaping vadge caves and tattoos leads to autistic kids. Jews are different though, they rape kids and have an east european sex slave trade because they need to implant white genes into their genetic line otherwise they all regress into dysgenic sub 80IQ hasids within a few generations. But that's just my real world observation.

>>73346367
Yeah, doin some real world stuff for a few days, so I'll be busy, and it'll get my mind back into the game. Just had a tiny little gosling lolimommy complex moment. It'll pass. Gotta be strong for her.

>>73346573
what does it take to achieve this level of brainrot?

>>73346919
About the same level as being in a thread for someone you hate.

>>73346919
about 109 countries.

>>73347005
Thinking that is brainrot doesn't mean you hate Gura lmao

>>73347005
I love lolis and gura and Im not retarded like you

>>73347044
>>73347189
Why are you here?

>>73338845
Then why did you assume I was talking about you?

>>73346573
Could you imagine 10 little girls that are almost an exact replica of Gura. Ones that look almost like her and act mostly like her. Anything else would be an aberration of nature.

>>73347919
Anon you replied to me and I was the first person to mention Taiwan in this thread. Who the fuck else could you have been talking about.

>>73345925
NOT REDEEM THE CARD

>>73348021
20 daughters minimum. That's my last offer Gura. After 20, i'll let you rest (i won't).

>Actual pedos
>Off topic /pol/ shit
>Schizos coming to this thread instead of staying in their general
It wasn’t this bad before I left.

>>73348021
yes i can

>>73348183
Only twenty? I guess the right number for me would be 32.

https://litter.catbox.moe/ktua0i.webm

>>73348021
and you could dress them up as dinos for Halloween!

>>73348401
If only chumbuds learned to stop replying to all those

why does ggg still exist

>>73348659
That would be extremely cute. I would feel immense guilt if I would ever make any on them cry not that I would try but it would happen eventually.

>>73346826
I was only very slightly joking, but yeah, keep yourself busy and stay strong. Can't say I'm managing the same.

why does Gura have a pissy cunny?

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>73349656
because she doesn't wipe properly

>>73349656
She doesn't change her diaper often so she just lets the piss fester

>>73350596
Only when I'm horni

>>73350600
why? doesn't that feel dirty and nasty?

>>73351614
why isn't she potty trained?

>>73352664
>why? doesn't that feel dirty and nasty?

>>73352664
do you wipe your dick when you pee? probably not. it's as nasty as that

>>73354013
I don't like using public urinals because I can't wipe my dick after I pee.

>>73354170
stallbro

>>73352664
I taught her that only I could touch her cunny.

>>73354013
Girls get pee all over their lips and sometimes their thighs and butt. Plus with their short urethra it's easy to get a UTI.


Gura needs to wipe and change her diaper

I am in huge pain chumbies...
fuck diet...

who's turn is it to give Gura a diaper change

>>73340493
>following Cake Princess
want to apologize to the Kiara schizo now?

Gura raped me...

>>73357081
lucky

Gura is a little dirty conniving white haired shark

>>73356956
Let me do it please, I'm starving.

>>73358194
goob morning

>>73358194
sleep tight buddy

I miss my real mommy Gawr Gwombus Gura.

>>73358194
sharkdreams

don't know where, don't know when, but i know we'll meet again some sunny daaaaay

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>73358570
samen

I just watched a video of horses farting and snoring. Time to hit the sack chumbies.

child

Baguraette honhonhon

ngl kind of envious of the audience who got to see this song live, it was indeed fire

Gura~

>>73360107
yes?

I like when fembuds do asmr

>>73360284
who is doing asmr? I know fauna did a little ago

>>73360333
Ye, I'm just listening to it again and thought about how okayu and fauna both do asmr.

i suck my shit in and out of my anus

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

i suck it real good

I think Gawr and Gura should have sex

>>73358357
Whats is with that post? gives me an odd feeling. Plz tell me you are not Gura. If you are what caused this?

>>73346573
>>73346919
>>73347005
>>73347044
>>73347189
>>73347031
This will never not be funny because Gura is literally jewish as proven by her submarine captain aunt, which means Gura's dad is too.
And her dad seems like a pretty cool guy, and he's my future father in law, so shut the fuck up.

I honestly gave up om Gura after the many "I'm baaaaaack!" only to dissappear again without explaining. It's obvious she's personally burnt out or honestly doesn't care or just got so personally overwhelmed by all the fame she just doesn't want to do it anymore.

>>73361837
Would ruin T u T

>>73361837
>those teeth
what if I put my pp in her mouth

>>73361837
I want to take her to the ice cream shop...

Gura really needs a white sailorfuku like this that isn't school themed and is more navy themed like the loli Kaiboukan ships in Kancolle, complete with the cute hat.

>>73360953
This is literally not a problem for me. The guide says an 8th is fine. I will bleach her and me and gura will raise beautiful white children. And it should be obviously that I love her enough that it wouldn't matter anyway. That's how much i love her.

>>73362574
And they could give her an alt sunflower hat toggle so it could look like a sun dress like this.
She needs a sun dress outfit and it's a crime she doesn't have one yet.

>>73362574
The sorairo days art is pretty similar

>>73362811
fuck she's cute. look at her thighs... look at her little hat. fuck. also, that was a good cover, though at that stage they were still burying her voice in the mix a bit much. Glad that's not really a problem anymore.

>>73362811
Yup. It's ridiculous that she doesn't have an outfit like this yet. It just makes sense. She's a little shark girl.

>>73360953
I fucked a jewish girl in college. She had the craziest kegels, actual penis milker, literal succubus trying to lead me astray.

I just know that someone like bijou is going to take it instead. Please, Gura. Just stop being so distant and aloof, come back and stream, and make an outfit like this before some copycat does it instead.

>>73363395
Dress needs to be shorter to fit in with Gura's outfit repertoire.

>>73362811
She also released this for her birthday in 2022.
Why doesn't she have something like this yet? It looks so good and suits her aquatic theme.

>>73363395
I know you included 'come back and stream' in there, and god knows I want it too, but remind me again how many times we've even gotten to see the seifuku? Or the new hair before that. Though I do think she and the rest of myth are all due new outfits soon, can't remember where I picked that up though.

>>73358570
samen

>>73363517
This is short enough T u T

>>73363517
She has the schoolgirl outfit which is more cunny. It's better imo.

People are going to say she can't because it looks too much like stuff from the past.
It doesn't as long as you don't make it look like a sailorfuku school uniform and instead go with designs like the ones posted. Just don't make it look like something from lucky star and it will be fine. Besides, she already has the middle school uniform.
She needs something like >>73363517

>>73363762
>She has the schoolgirl outfit
It's a completely different design/aesthetic.
The pure white dress seifuku like >>73362574 would look incredible and wouldn't feel like a school uniform.

I wonder which panties Gura wore today? (If she wore any)

>>73364025
It's not different enough that she's going to get two schoolgirl outfits. You're just going to have to make do with the.. like, 3 or 4 different official schoolgirl Gura designs that already exist.

>>73364025
Yeah the white dress seifuku has that same flowing feeling a sundress would. It would both hide and show her body, every curve. It would be beautiful.

>>73364103
It's at least fun to imagine and picture in your head, in full colour, full motion, can rotate the image, zoom in and out.

Never an honest word when you rule the world.

Imagine her having an outfit reveal stream when she hasn't even used the school outfit a dozen times yet.

>>73364103
I really don't prefer the chuugaku seifuku one she has.

I was wondering about something yesterday. Do psychopaths ever wonder that they might be psychopathic? I don't think so. If not, it means that they aren't self-aware. If they aren't self-aware, that means that they are no better than the npc's they're abusing. Keep excusing yourself for your horrible behavior. Have your revenge.

I blame each and every one of you. You made her feel like a clown and you betrayed her when she was going through something awful and needed your support the most. You pissed her of real fucking good. You changed her. I will never forgive you fags for tainting the light of my life.

Well, it's been a minute since this retard showed up.

>>73364818
Who am I and who are you?

>>73364777
>and needed your support the most.
She completely abandoned us for 5 months and now she's doing it again. She never needed us, anon. She clearly has an off-stream support system and we aren't part of it and we never will be because she never wanted us to be a part of her life.
You're simply delusional. Fuck off.

This shark has some dang big feet

I came up with a plan. I can't stand loud retards but fortunately for them, I hate psychopaths. I'll take the side of the retards. Just so you know. I will not let psychopaths have fun on the retard's behalf. Even tho they tainted the light of my life. When I came up with the plan, I got a sign. I was told that I can be their lord. But I was asked if I would be a martyr or a clown. I never wished to be anyone's lord but I can be both a martyr and a clown simultaneously. All it takes to change the world is to create something that people want to be a part of. I don't want the throne. I don't want to be the center of attraction. It should have been you. But alas, you'd rather sit as an equal amongst the wicked in high places. I will drag it all down. The wicked will not maintain the high ground if I can help it. I will throw shit upwards like a clown and have it fall again in my own face like a martyr.

>>73365405
gura has very small tiny feet that picture is inacurate

>>73365077
You fuck off. You're not thinking far enough back. That's the problem. You fags don't even know when you messed up.

Who are you faggots even? And where were you in December 2022-february 2023?

You missed everything because you didn't give a shit.

Goob morning, dumdums.

>>73365609
Goob morning, stoopid

So how many more days before we break the ghosting record? 20?

>>73365488
tiny feet in big boots

>>73365609
I am not that dumb. I am merely the court jester. I am the fool. I will take up the role that no one else is willing to play.

You should take a look at the archetype of the fool and the jester. It's an incredibly important role. The lowest of the low, yet able to mock the highest amongst humanity. Always laughing in the midst of power.

https://youtu.be/Nr0SqIAFohk?si=Cp9Y7QCgSWhKYezR

>3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df8vxZoTIco

Cringe kids

https://youtu.be/dSCAq3ROhfs?si=_I3RsxVA7uMSNLp2

Yes, we have two theme songs. Deal with it.

>>73366112
>Calling the court jester cringe

Hello, Gura's wife here. Gura soon.

Child

We are very displeased with thine attitude. Thou wished not to be the clown anymore and here we are, offering to take up the role in thine stead. Thou'rt not suited for the role if thine heart is blinded by hatred and thine eyes focus on revenge. Pride and arrogance will cause thee to fall from very high up, I would'st know. Yet, being the lowest of the low, the fool landeth right where they hath stumbleth.

>>73366761

>>73366709
which one are u

I would like to sexually bully and ryona this slut T u T

Hear ye, hear ye, answer us this question in thine mind: would'st not the proud and the arrogant, the kings and queens, send out their spies amongst the peasantry? Would'st they not watch thee from their looking glass from up high in their ivory towers? Do'st thou thinketh that they would'st care not about the rumors that floweth through their kingdoms nor that they would'st influence the opinions of the peasantry through means of deception? Verily, I sayeth unto thee, such assumptions would'st make thee more foolish than the fool amongst thee.

>>73366865
Cease thine impure scribbles on these here sacred walls, thy degenerate. Do'st thou have no shame or modesty?

Therefore, I hath cometh up with an plan. To found an alliance amongst the peasantry. A guild, of sort, if thou wilt. To cause an rebellion against the oppressors. Where do'st we findeth the White Forrest? What music doth play there? Thou art bound to become familiar with these riddles. All those with eyes to see, let them find the White Forrest. All those with ears to hear, let them hear it's music.

I just think Gura

>>73368146
>think
ngmi

>>73369015
what a semen demon...

>>73369015
Gura is too erotic for her own good. It's like her entire being is made just for the purpose of breeding and ryona sex T u T

>>73369508
Cease.

>>73370376
T u T

>he's down bad for a shark

>>73370376
sex

>>73369508
Yeah, just not with you.

>>73371269
Yeah not him, me.

>>73370376
I can't tell if this is AI anymore

>>73371269
More exactly, she was made specifically for me

>>73371658
Why bother trying to distinguish it if you can't tell? Enjoy it if it's a good piece. AI was always going to improve and will continue to improve.

I love this little harlot

>>73373170
watch your damn mouth that's my daughterwhorewife

where is she

>>73373577
Living her life. Having fun with people. Enjoying the money she made from us.

>>73374146
like most people, she has a job and a private life, and that's okay

Gura, come out and play!

Booba huhaha

>>73375229
Ngl, I love booba Gura.

>>73376143
banana ass looking tail

>>73377712
I wanna see gura in a bideogame...

>>73377770
i want a dino gura 3d platformer like banjo kazooie, but you collect shrimps instead of notes

bosses:
amebee swarm (they teach you ground pound after you beat them)
frogiwawa
dr. oopsie
??? for mori

Why are (You) like this

Nya

Not even that stupid wolf game could bring her back.
She really is going to graduate, isn't she?

>>73378151
I want gura in a fighting game
I want gura in a moba
I want gura in a hololive-darksouls-like
I want gura to give me quests in an mmorpg after beating her dungeon, and then fight alongside her in a world quest
I want gura in animal crossing (hololive version)
I want gura in a visual novel
I want play as gura in a survival game
I want to play as gura in mordhau

>>73379298
It is what it is

Man, there's some creepy chumbuds on Twitter

>>73379905
Goes with the territory of being so popular. I bet it has a lot with her being MIA. Serial killer vibes desu. Sucks for the rest of us.

>>73379298
>>73379428
Why would a collab with a group from a watchalong she wasn't a part of be the thing to "bring her back"? Also don't know why you think some game she played in a collab once over a year ago is even significant to begin with.

The worst part is, even if she did come back tomorrow and say that she loved us or something, I don't think I'd ever believe her. I don't think I can bring myself to believe anything she says ever again.

>>73380289
Then leave?

>>73380243
Hmm, I didn't realize it was a continuation of their twilight collab. She said she wanted to play it again, I guess.

>>73380289
Bye?

>>73380426
>>73380478
If I left, I wouldn't see it end.

>>73380546
Then shut up and enjoy your ride

The MOOMS really loves Wolfquest, Gura should offer to do wolf erp with her.

>>73380446
She said she wanted to play a lot of things, but didn't. Don't know why you're putting more value on this than any other game she offhandedly mentioned wanting to play.

>>73380703
To shitpost basically prob

>>73380289
>>73380546
Then tell her how her actions make you not believe her when she gets back. Better see you actually commit to it since you "want to see it end".

>>73380654
Oh, I definitely can't enjoy any of it.
It's like a parent slowly dying of dementia. I know that deep down, a part of me still loves her for the memories she gave me, but when she finally goes away forever, I think I'll mostly just feel relief that there won't be any more lies or disappointment or pain.

>>73380873
It is what it is

>>73380873
Why are you such a woman?

a couple of days ago i posted about a fatass groundhog that was in my garden
well, it won't be bothering me anymore
73 yard shot (66 meters) with a shitty .22 and a shitty walmart scope

>>73380873
So you're going to criticize her when she gets back right?

>>73380828
There's no point in saying anything to her at this point.
Nothing will ever get better no matter what anyone tells her. She decided to become like Ayame and doesn't want to stream or talk to us anymore. It's been more than 2 years. Nothing we could say would suddenly make her want to stream again.

>>73380678
another KNOT collab would be fun

>>73381123
>like she will read it
>like she won't give some empty platitude
Lower your expectations brother

>>73381139
You're literally saying she should graduate so I don't know what exactly you'd have to lose or feel disappointed over if you criticized her. It just tells me you are either a coward or insincere.

>>73381243
Still better than just doing nothing and shitposting that she should graduate.

it's pretty painful innit? Knowing now those days were the peak and to enjoy them while they last. I think about it everyday.

>>73366865
>>73369508

>>73381113
That isn't nice

>>73380828
>>73381123
>>73381349
I think you must be severely autistic if you think there's anything anyone could say to her that would result in her streaming more out of her own volition.
She doesn't care about what we want. She knows people are upset and that she doesn't stream. She thanked us for "being patient" and so she knows people miss her. But she's been gone for another 50 days without a stream and almost no communication.
It's ridiculous that you think there is anything we could say at all that would change things other than possibly making her avoid streaming even more.
So yeah, genius. It's over and it's been over for a long time.

Still the best Holo EN girl because she didn't communicate with males despite her gen mates sucking their dick.
10/10 real idol. I kneel.

>>73381433
same... desu.

>>73381590
a single one of those fat fucks will destroy your garden
if they wanna eat, they can build their own

>>73381681
It doesn't matter if she doesn't ever even talk to us. It's like she doesn't even exist anymore.

>>73381656
You're just repeating yourself so I'm going to post the same reply. >>73381349 No reason to take you seriously.

>>73381681
If Gura never streams again, I suppose you'll still say the same thing, right?

>>73381775
They killed my grandfather's plum tree. Total gopher death.

>>73381349
>>73381951
You're also repeating yourself, like you've done every day for over a year.
>I don't know what exactly you'd have to lose or feel disappointed over if you criticized her
My time? My money from sending a superchat she won't read?
You have nothing to lose to write a 20 page essay about why someone should give you $100,000, but you won't, because you know it's pointless and nothing wiil happen because deep down you know that words aren't enough to make someone want to do something they clearly don't want to do.

>>73381835
>>73381978
She can quit while ahead and not tarnish her Queen status now and I will still say the same.
She's the only one who knew what to actually do as an idol and entertainer, a real treasure no matter what.

I think he also knows it's over, but telling other people to tell her to stream more, or that what she does hurts, is his final coping mechanism.

>>73382289
Haven't you already wasted time and money being like this? Don't see how this would be any different and if anything it would be more productive than what you've done so far.
>words aren't enough to make someone want to do something they clearly don't want to do
This is kind of a separate topic but that's actually not true. Words can definitely influence people.

>>73382355
>while ahead... Queen status now
New fans don't even know what a Gura stream is. They only know her 1 2 5 and "a" moments... While she stills sells a lot, she never reached the full potential of her brand, unlike Marine and Suisei.
She WAS queen in the west in 2021 and 2022 and that's it. But she doesn't have the highest impact in the vtuber sphere currently. And the impact she does have is her numbers, which usually brings the worst in talents and fans in the industry.
Stop living in the past chumbie, it isn't healthy.

>>73382355
There are other members of hololive that don't communicate with males. There are even many of them in Holo EN.
It's clear you don't actually care about Gura, but just want to use her as a symbol.
It's fine to hate male collabs, in fact, I'd say it's good even, but saying someone is the best because of it, even though they abandoned you, seems retarded to me.
She doesn't communicate with males on-stream, but she doesn't communicate with us either. And so no, she isn't a good idol or entertainer. Nowadays, she's just a merch and sponsorship shilling platform.

>>73382522
Directly criticizing the person you have complaints for is actually trying to be productive. The ones coping are you people who just keep shitposting in these threads.

Gura is the only vtuber I'll ever watch.

>>73382105
The predatory habits of the animal make it the common foe of mankind, for it is a sneak-thief, first, last, and all the time. As the woodchuck cannot be sued for trespass or imprisoned for larceny, the only thing left is to fight it to the bitter death. Like thieves in all climes, the woodchuck remains securely concealed in its hole for a great part of the day. Its only purpose in venturing forth during the daytime is to get a good lay of the land. Your committee believes this to be instinct rather than reason, on the part of the creature. The woodchuck devours corn, vegetables of all kinds, even pumpkins, and it just dotes on nice grass.

The woodchuck, despite its deformities both of mind and of body, possesses some of the amenities of a higher civilization. It cleans its face after the manner of the squirrel, and licks its fur after the manner of the cat. Your committee is too wise, however, to be deceived by this purely superficial observance of better habits. Contemporaneous with the ark, the woodchuck has not made any material progress in social science, and it is now too late to attempt to reform the wayward sinner.

The average age of the woodchuck is too long to please your committee, but the estimate of woodchuck population can only be approximated. One of your committee, however, counted seventy-two of these creatures in going a short distance ; so it is safe to assume that there are millions in the state. In some parts of the state it is found necessary to shovel a path through the woodchucks in order to reach the barns. This is not right. Hunters will not kill them, for the fur is worth nothing ; and now that the Chinese have gone, any prospective value the woodchuck might have had as an article of food is also gone.

The woodchuck is not only a nuisance, but also a bore. It burrows beneath the soil, and then chuckles to see a mowing machine, man and all, slump into one of these holes and disappear.

Your committee has given this important subject a most thorough examination, and finds the woodchuck one of the worst enemies ever known to the farmer ; and unless the legislature will do something to rid the state of these animals, the chances are that the woodchuck will have things its own way.

>>73382648
>Haven't you already wasted time and money being like this?
All the time and money I wasted on her, yeah.
>and if anything it would be more productive than what you've done so far.
Explain. How would giving her additional money to say I'm disappointed, which she will then ignore, be more productive than keeping that money?
>Words can definitely influence people.
Not unless you can convince them that they are missing something. But Gura clearly doesn't feel any need or desire to stream and there is nothing she wants from us that she won't be able to get by not streaming.

https://files.catbox.moe/fkd73e.jpeg

~hi :3

>>73383412
Get out of here Gura, the chumbies are having a bit of a collective episode right now

>>73383187
I don't see how expressing to her your disappointment would be any more of a sink than what you've been doing. Hell you shitposting in this thread alone is more of a waste of time yet you do it and will probably continue to do so.
>Not unless you can convince them that they are missing something
Not true. Words in general can influence people regardless of how they feel. Again this is almost a separate topic. I was just correcting your false assertion.

>>73382864
I know we shouldn’t engage with schizos but I will never yield ground on this. It is not many it’s 7 out 15 at best with 5 of them just being new. Among jp there’s a few that converted but they are the minority. Don’t compare your whores to Gura

>>73381113
Did ya eat it

~heya >:3

>>73383755
Who's the two that are not new? Gura and?

>>73383164
As a huge animal lover, I disagree with your long winded statement. There are no foes or enemies just the circle of life. They should be killed with no malice, if anything it should bring you joy and possibly satisfy any hunger

>>73383412
come be a slut to encourage the artists.

I had a pretty spooky dream where I drove to california and some aliens shot down some satellites above me.

>>73383848
Fauna but this is focusing on his statement.

>>73383778
Would they even taste good?

>>73382355
>She's the only one who knew what to actually do as an idol
No
>and entertainer
Yes

>>73384088
They look like they would taste like a rabbit

>>73383412
you escaped again?! this time I won't be so nice...

>>73384032
anyone with more than 2 braincells would know that her "I'm not your friend" statement is worse than any of Mumei's "interactions" with males.

>>73384032
Fauna wouldnt interact with males

>>73384315
I like fembud forma de arbol because she blows her breath into my ear

>>73384315
she's not my friend, because she's my concubine that takes care of my wife, Gura.

>>73384315
havent you got catalog threads to shit up brownfeet?

>>73383584
>I don't see how expressing to her your disappointment would be any more of a sink than what you've been doing.
You have still yet to explain why paying a ticket fee to try your chance at squeezing blood from a stone is more productive than understanding the futility of an impossible situation and keeping that money. My guess is that it's an impossible task for you and so you're avoiding it.

>Not true. Words in general can influence people regardless of how they feel. Again this is almost a separate topic. I was just correcting your false assertion.
No. You are probably too dumb to understand this, but people are motivated by desire. This is a core idea of being a living being, and not just humans. "Influencing" someone with your words is simply convincing them that doing something is beneficial in some way, and thus desirable. But when you have no additional benefits to offer Gura, you won't be able to convince her to stream.
Our love and companionship means nothing to her, she'll receive money whether she streams or not, she isn't motivated by guilt, and she doesn't even pity us. So she has no incentive to stream and you will not be able to convince her to do so no matter how much you tell others to complain about it to her.

>>73383973
>I had a pretty spooky dream where I drove to california
damn, sounds terrifying

>>73384316
Fauna's roommate is following Randon, Vesper's roommate, and she did that before following the other holo's roommates. She clearly talks to the holostars off-stream.

You won't stop me from loving Gura. Dont know how many times you plan on doing this pointless song and dance in these threads. I ain't budging.

>>73385133
Not everything is about you, anon.

>>73385173
NTA
Yes it is.

I just came...

>>73384772
The point is that it'd be more productive than what you're already sinking into so you cant really use the sink cost fallacy argument.
>but people are motivated by desire
I can also see that your view on human nature is misguided as well. You're view on human nature along with Gura herself is a caricature.

>>73385482
would

>>73385173
Ironic considering you keep trying to make the thread about you.

>>73385482
What if I punch this thing on the nose?

>>73385518
proof?

I JUS WANT TA STOMP SOME GITZ IZ 'DAT REALLY TOO MUCH TA ASK?

>>73385519
>so you cant really use the sink cost fallacy argument.
I didn't. In fact, I am literally saying the opposite of the sunk cost fallacy. You are the one saying that it would be more productive to spend resources trying to squeeze blood from a stone as opposed to just saying that the stone kind of sucks sometimes in an anonymous forum.
Neither are "productive", but one is significantly more costly.
>I can also see that your view on human nature is misguided as well. You're view on human nature along with Gura herself is a caricature.
I guess I was right about you being too dumb to understand. Maybe you don't understand what desire means, but go ahead and prove me wrong by giving a counter-example. I'll wait.

>>73385844
How is it less productive and more costly than what you're already doing shitposter?
>prove me wrong by giving a counter-example
Pretty sure the one claiming that everyone is just motivated by desire and trying to play armchair psychologist on how Gura actually feels is the one with the burden of proof.

Wait let me get this straight schizos can read Gura’s mind through a screen but instead of living a successful life they choose to shitpost?

Goob morning retards

>>73386052
Proof by contradiction:
If people are not motivated by desire, then you are suggesting they act out randomly, but even that could be said to be the desire to do something unpredictable and spontaneous, such as flipping a coin to decide whether you should wear a blue or black shirt today.
Please learn philosophy, logic, psychology, anything. Just read a fucking book, anon.

>>73386261
its not morning dumbud

>>73386174
And yet they love to talk about "wasted potential", how ironic.

>>73386319
alas, I'm not an upper class born female blessed by an angel's voice.

I have read precisely none of the retarded redditor "arguments" itt and am confident that I am much better off for having made the correct decision

Begone you fucking cretins

>>73386052
>How is it less productive and more costly than what you're already doing
neither complaining about Gura not streaming here nor telling Gura how disappointed you are are "productive", other than maybe venting frustration.
However one requires you to spend money on her to send a superchat, while posting here is free.
You already knew all this, however, so it's actually you who is the shitposter, anon.

>>73384838
Yeah. I keep having weird dreams about driving to california for some reason

No seriously all of you drooling faggots gtfo and stfu forever

I had a weird dream about pulling a parasitic worm out of my hand, it was extremely long...

>>73386558
>while posting here is free.
Is it though

>>73386528
Big smoke is a busta

>>73386592
Are you the little brother from The Wizard?

>>73386609
oh, alright buddy!

>>73386528
https://files.catbox.moe/6jvcn0.mp4

>>73386658
it costs time, internet and electricity

>>73386636
https://youtu.be/T9XR3lngZ84?t=201
>Pull the tapeworm out of your ass
>Pull the tapeworm out of your ass
>Pull the tapeworm out of your ass
>PULL THE TAPEWORM OUT OF YOUR ASS

>>73386662
Gura loves the power glove
It's so bad

>>73386720
Those and, in the long run, self respect

I’m gonna eat some skittles and then maybe I’ll go back to sleep..

>>73386820
>self respect
I don't think there's many things more shameful than giving free money to a woman of questionable morals that actively avoids you and tries to make you feel like you don't matter to her.

>>73386984
>Not using ARS regardless of what Gura does, solely to minimize the cut that goes to Goolag
ngmi

>>73387053
does that even still work?

>>73387053
>pretending you're South American for any reason
Well, I guess you named one of the things that's more shameful.

>>73386984
Anon no one who spends literal years of their life complaining about the choices of a streamer on an anonymous shitflinging board is going to look back later in the course of it and think of themselves as anything but a joke. Sure other things are a waste of time too, but there is absolutely nothing that is more a waste of time that spending all yours on something that pisses you off and is not consequential to your life outside being pissed off. It's literally dumping seconds and minutes and hours and days of your life into the toilet and eventually you will realize how profoundly unwise that choice was.

>>73387127
Works for me at least
Satancorp AFUERA
>>73387153
Maybe so, but one of the few things more shameful than THAT, is willingly paypigging for globohomo inc. despite having the means to outsmart them

>>73386303
You're using desire as a catch all term to the point that it's pointless to even bring up, but then you're using it in the context of calling Gura selfish and uncaring. Bit disingenuous of you.

>>73387394
I will

>>73387394
I did

Goob?

>>73387304
And yet, doing that AND spending money to tell her directly is more costly and you still haven't stated why it isn't.

>>73387836
I'm not that guy, doing that would be retarded, I'm just saying you being here is itself sad

>>73387792
yes, what about my wife?

>>73387836
Adressing criticism directly to who you're complaining about is less of a waste than you just whining in this thread.

>>73387481
Desire, as in the philosophical concept of want.
It is not a catch-all. It describes human behavior and what motivates people to do things.
For example, a mother cares for her children out of a personal desire to see her progeny succeed.
If Gura wanted something from us enough, be it our love, our support, our companionship, etc, she would be motivated to stream. But those things clearly do not matter enough to her for her to want to stream or communicate with us. And since she makes money either way, Gura has no motivation to stream.

>>73388045
No it's not. Not when that person will ignore it and not care at all. Hence the squeezing blood from a stone analogy.

What part of "stfu forever" did you infertile tubs of walking feces not understand

Seriously, take the fucking hint

>>73388375
bad shark, put that down!

>>73388415
Nyo