/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Schejewel:

CB is fine and all but do these faggots realize she doesn't have build or decos yet.

I love the one known as Biboo

We CB autists now.

>she's sticking with CB
Absolutely based

CB is for fags that like to take the hardest route possible

oh boy she's sticking to the autism weapon
this is going to suck

>>73339822
Biboo is truly the best.

Who’s gonna tell her about the philes?

>tell me about the philes
Where do I begin, Biboo?

Its over...

>>73339875
>>73339885

>>73339822
She's giving it a go in the field. I really don't see her sticking with it over unga bunga or LS.

Surely she won't pay attention to chat spamming different completely irrelevant combos or that she's doing something "wrong" despite it being completely fine...

I can see Biboo getting really good with CB if she trains off stream just like she learned Vergil combos

>>73339743
It's still perfectly playable without the QoL skills like focus or guard, but the optimal rotations would be a bit different.
I remember circle>shield uppercut was faster for charging phials than circle>triangle in the early game, until you get a few levels of focus.

>tfw ESL, never played monhun
>Biboo kept asking about the files
>thought she wanted the weapon PDF
>it's philes
Haha, I'm retarded

She didn't even get to see the savage axe

>>73340013
technically it's "phials" but you are good bud

>>73339955
Biboo will probably stick to it, out of principle because she wants the challenge.

>>73340013
It PHIALS you absolute ESL

>>73339993
Honestly, once the button combos are muscle memory, that's 80% of the difficulty of the weapon out of the way.
The first few hours of CB is fighting the controls to do what you actually want to do.

That long sword she touched?
Yeah, mine.

>"I touched long sword..."
Yeah, mine.

>>73339743
Most of them still think she's first time or don't even know she's trying to speedrun through again
This happens in most games she's played before though, chat being silly aside I guess most tourists would assume Biboo is new since she never really presents as already knowing what to do and where everything is

>>73340107
>It PHIALS

>>73340118
>>73340131
I made these posts by typing them with my long sword.

>>73340013
>philes
It's actually Phials, but you're getting there. A phile is person with fondness for a specific thing like a bibliophile or a pedophile.

>>73340107
>>73340079
The vials??

Boop~

all i remember of CB is whiffing and wasting my phials

God I love that Astera theme; World's music is perfection.

Biboo overcharges phile until it explodes live on stream!

I mean at least she'll have some training with the great jackass I mean jagras the best punching bag to test new weapons with.

>>73340248
The victory theme has a permanent spot in my head.

>>73340325
Same right up there with ff7 victory theme

A lot of greys

>>73340192
yes, the vials are phials.
i love the english language (prolly didn't originate in english but I'm too american to care rn)

if you have to consult a flowchart on what to do then its a shit weapon
I hope she switches to a real weapon later

>>73340192
Yeah, phial is another term for vials. In Monster Hunter, they call the gauges for the charge blade that for some reason. You fill them by attacking.

>>73340414
skill issue

>>73340420
Because you literally fill little bottles as seen in the gauge

>>73340420
>>73340400
>>73340484
I shall memorize this new knowledge. Thanks.

>>73340192
Vile means "Disgusting" or "Kimoi"

>>73340414
You really don't, you just need the basic combo down and you're set to clear everything.
People just pretend the other stuff is relevant.

>>73339993
Learning the basic flow for 90% of situations is way simpler than Vergil, any basic 5 min guide on Youtube or whatever would help her
Right now she's just getting a dozen different conflicting instructions from people who either don't play, are writing from 30 seconds in the past, or are trying to teach her unrelated MH basics, it's like when she tried (and failed) to learn Holocure from chat for hours

Would I be missing much by just playing through the base game without iceborne? Could I even play with biboo?

>>73340501
Little phials are vials. Littlephiles are vile.

You see that girl on the bottom right of the screen? She's super cute.

>>73340401
Free membership ran out. Please understand

>>73340572
Base game is fun but Iceborne has some very fun maps and monsters to fight.

>>73340572
Yeah like half the game but you wouldn't miss much in the world part itself, only a certain shit mechanic.

Biboo is just RARING to go back to elden wing

I miss swimming

I remember when I started playing World; first MonHun game (I'm sorry), whiffing attacks left and right, struggling to kill little monsters and getting bodied by the big ones...

Ahhh, wonderful memories.

>>73340401
My pebble in Christ I am legitimately bankrupt.

>>73340629
Yeah the real challenge is in iceborne Rajang Barrioth Tigrex Savage jho brachydos all there

>>73340572
Iceborne is like 50% of the game but only buy it if you plan on putting triple digit hours on the game, but I think she will still play with pebbles before that

>>73340698
Not gonna lie, I want her to play ER again.

CB is such a meme weapon

just got here, why is she playing not hammer?

its kinda shit if every fight is going to be NOW WHAT DO I DO I DONT KNOW HOW TO USE THIS

WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?

>whiffing the SAED
She is already an expert

>HURR DURR YOU HAVE TO CHARGE THE SHIELD!!!!
was the first mistake that will make this awful till she understands the weapon.

>>73340750
And Banbaro. My favorite memory from the beta test for Iceborne was watching one absolutely dumpster a Tigrex, shit was awesome.

>>73340841
Chat spammed and memed her into this garbage wep

>>73340858
You should stop being a doubter.

>>73340711
that was me way back in Freedom Unite

>>73340698
>>73340793
Two more months till the DLC, pebbles. I hope you'll have a fresh character ready to play along with the imoutodaughterwife.

>>73340711
>I'm sorry
literally nothing to apologize for. monster hunter is monster hunter my friend!

>New player clearly asking for the button input to cash out her resources
>Chat spams "SAED" as if someone asking would even know what that stands for
Being able to teach or instruct remotely passably is a rare skill, but jesus christ

>>73340711
I remember my first experience in monster hunter see world was my first one, I began to play it after mastering Horizon Zero Dawn on ultra hard and getting the plat.. I picked the bow... and well I would spend half hour or run outta time because I knew nothing about this game or builds, so I changed to GS then LS and now I main the switch axe.

Biboo is being a pon tonight.

>>73341042
yeah, u-pon my dick

>>73340944
I'm not doubting, i'm straight up saying its garbage if I have to listen to an explanation of how to charge sword for 2+ hours because the weapon needs a flowchart to be used

Pretty much any other weapon would've beaten that 5 minutes ago

>>73341042
She's ovulating

>>73341137
Don't underestimate Gunlance kek

>>73340841
>>73340942
her chat is so terrible

>>73341137
Not the bow though as you actually need a build and decos to make it worth a damned

>>73341033
>picked Bow
>ran out of time
The classic.
All of my hunts in 3U were like that.
I love bow now, but man it is not intuitive at all for new players.
>oh so I charge and aim at the bow at the monster right?
>no you fucking Retard, you use a basic attack then dodge for the instant charge attack

I tried playing MHW naturally without the guardian gear but never made it to icebourne, if I wanted to revisit it, would it be worth to just stick with the guardian gear or is it more fun to level up the gear on the path to icebourne?

Is charging sword really unnecessary?

hey it's my favorite monster

>>73340942
>memed CB
>not LS
it's like they don't even know her...

>Run into monster
>HELP WHAT DO WHAT DOES THE FLOWCHART SAY
>Chat feeds her something retarded
>WHAT DO I DO NEXT
>Repeat every time she faces a new enemy

>>73341096
I'd rather see her play either of the either two weapons but the basic flowchart isn't even that much more complicated than what she had to learn for the katana, it's just that both the in-game instructions and chat are fucking bad at explaining

Yes you are, Biboo.

>>73341279
Just use the guardian gear. The pre-IB stuff is, at this point in the game, just a tutorial.

>>73341023
I'm pretty sure most people learned the weapon by watching the exact same 30 minute tutorial video, so they just assume that everyone knows the lingo.

>>73341317
>biboo is having fun
>"pebble" is becoming molten rock
Your loss buddy.

>>73341279
if this is literally your first time playing monster hunter, might wanna stick to any of the other armors.
If you are an experienced MH player, who cares, go full Guardian/defender.
that being said, defender/guardian falls off HARD after Master rank, so you might wanna raise the other stuff along the way.

>>73341279
only endgame is fun

>>73341318
Yeah CB has as much depth as LS it's just the puddle is a mile wide.

>>73341300
She never actually has charged it, charged sword mode can be fun in it's own right but is significantly weaker than savage axe or saed spam, this is the crux with this weapon, 4 ways to play and everybody screaming something else but oh well aslong she has fun it's all good I guess.

>it's fun learning from you guys
She's so parasocial holy beep

Biboo has the tism

>>73341307
to be fair, the two transforming mecha weapons are chuuni as fuck in their own right
also DMC collab I guess, though no idea if she can even still get the funky Dante gear

There's something about World's aesthetic that makes me feel nostalgic, even though it's not that old. It's like it has the DNA of all my favourite childhood adventures.

I should go back.

>>73341252
Yeah I had to learn the hardway, after I farmed all the miraboreas gear and the weapons I wanted. I stopped, but I've recently started playing again and I'm looking at making a proper bow build.

>>73341549
those guys? all me.

>>73341300
It's situational. If you're fighting something that you're bouncing off of constantly, it's good, since you WILL need to use sword attacks to charge your phial anyway, so constantly bouncing gets annoying.
For damage, it's not really that big of a deal. It adds knockdown damage to your sword, so sometimes you can knock a monster on its ass by hitting it in the face with a charged sword.

>>73341549
Yeah... that one hit a little different.

Biboo should've gone with the long sword though, she's a filthy weeb and she would have the basics of the long sword down by now.

>>73341702
so much easier to learn and feels so much better

>>73341549
Biboo loves the pebbles (me) a little bit too much!

>>73341561
I'm pretty sure all the collab quests got added in later as extra quests. I did the Donte outfit quest and the funny worm hat quest well after the events for them.

CB is a fun weapon for soloing endgame
My mains for the longest time are GS and CB, they just give a nice badass feeling

Her childlike joy and wonder at unlocking new crazier forms of violence is so beeping adorable.

>>73341747
That (me)? Why, (me), of course!

>>73341702
Saving the best for later

>>73341800
you have autism

She's beginning to believe.

yep she's in love
LSfags its over

>wants to speedrun the game
>spends 2 hours learning CB instead
Biboo might be autistic

I THINK she likes it, I'm not sure though.

>>73341561
The event quests are all forever since the game entered maintenance modeto be specific that was the case already with the World stuff before Iceborne.

>>73341861
To be fair you needed to be at least a little autistic to get into MH pre-world.

>>73341804
Indeed.
I love this little gamer rock like you wouldn't believe.

Current state of the game

She could have liked SA more since it has more explosions

Honest question for someone who never played this game: assuming perfect mastery over every weapon, is the one she's using better than the others? It seems like its skill ceiling (floor maybe?) is higher than the default stuff so it should be rewarded as such, right?

No Biboo! Not the Guard Points! You don't have the spreadsheets! NOOOOO!!!

>>73341988
No

>>73341978
>Lance dead-last and second-to-last
Ticklestick my beloved

>>73341739
Yup if she gets the counter down and learn the basic combos she could probably finish world in less than 10 hr. If she ignores events and optional crap.

>>73341985
She wants to be a master of weapons so this one must appeal to that too

>>73342019

>>73341804
>>73341931
Same bros. It's just so cute how happy she gets when she figures out mechanics.

>>73341800
>GS
based felloe hunter!

>>73341978
What does Bow do that makes everyone horny for it now?

>>73341988
CB's been a solid weapon for every game it's been in.
It was busted in 3U, good in 4U, good in generations, busted in base World, and great in Iceborne.
Rise is the only game I would say it's not really good, but it still works.

>>73341988
If you assume speed running as perfect mastery it is the most average as this anon points out >>73341978
But for normal people it doesn't really matter, you can solo the whole game with any weapon

Man, I still remember playing the original Monster Hunter on the PS2. That shit was the best summer of my life I think, getting a giant ass 100ft long ethernet cord to run upstairs to my room so the PS2 could connect to the internet and just straight grinding away for hours on end.

I had no idea it turned into a big thing, I thought it was just some random wacky japanese game that used the current fad (online play!) to good effect. Years and years later I saw a commercial for Tri and damn near shit myself out of nostalgia. And then I got back into it with P3rd and MH3U and fell deep in love with the series.

>>73341988
Is not the best weapon. It's just complicated to use so autistic people uses more as a bragging right.

>>73342105
There was no CB in 3rd generation

>>73342101
Its a pretty stylish weapon, hits hard with the right setup and you feel like legolas
Also its not really "ranged" because you need to be close anyway
The main problem is that you need to grind a lot for specific elemental weapons

>>73341988
In terms of DPS at least, MH favors ranged damage and consistent uptime a lot, especially since a lot of enemies like to fuck off or zone melee out as >>73341978 posted
I think it was a lot closer to the top in games when it released, though someone else with the numbers should keep me honest

>>73341988
Weapons are fairly balanced. If they have lower damage at the high end, its usually due to utility they offer, which lets you deal more damage as a newer player.
>>73342105
>3u
>CB
Pebble...

>>73342044
My brother mains lance, he loves pulling and keeping aggro while I beat monster ass.

>>73341988
Yes, CB gets fucking ridiculous once you know you can counter almost anything with guard points and shit out damage with explosions and pizza cutter mode

>>73342076
She makes me want to cultivate the patience needed to git gud like she always does.

>>73342190
>>73342210
Fuck, I have the Alzheimer's.
Whichever one was the first game that had CBs was the one where it was fucking stupidly broken.

>>73342105
>>73342138
>>73342210
>>73342203
>literally average in speedruns
That got me by surprise but I guess "simpler" weapons could arguably be better for more skilled players
>>73342220
Well, you also sound correct so I'll also believe you

Jesus, she's just so...

My daughterwifedaddy is such a talented voice actor.

>>73342140
Seeing a game you played as a bab end up as a big thing is pretty nice desu.
>>73342251
Unfortunately I lack both the patience and skill to really git gud.

Where are the Lance chads. I usually use them to troll on quests because poke poke poke counter

>Chat trying to teach her 3 different ways to play at once
>Spamming different inputs every time she asks a question
>Had to be wrangled by the student into specifying which parts are useful
>"You guys are good teachers"
Too nice...On the same level as giving chat credit for the first Mario Kart practice stream where she fixed her controls

>>73342408
Right here, lad. It's my favorite weapon. I picked it up as a crutch to just defensively pick through monsters I couldn't git gud against. Then I fell in love and learned the REAL way to use it is nonstop aggression, perfectly timed counters, and guard advancing through attacks to stay on a monster's dick.

Biboo is about to get her PhD

Kulu YAGOO

>>73342308
It's more that CBs busy work to go into the modes that do the big damage does alot less than with similar styled weapons like LS or SA that still do a shitton of dmg before entering their "big dick damage mode"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbTLkUurwlU

For me? Its dual blades.
Its easy, but my autism is more about different builds and farming multiple sets.
>Je suis monte
>pardon...

Why do the french love the stick so much

based car pushing her out of the paralyze frog

>>73342710
They don't call it baguette for nothing, every Frenchman learns how to defend himself with a stale baguette before reaching adulthood.

>>73342698
i liked rise dual blades

>>73342698
There's something really satisfying about killing a big fuck off monster while doong a bunch of anime spin attacks.

Seeing this small girl being this violent fills my heart with joy.

>>73342495
I started using it when I was farming for black Diablos gear you could unironically make it BD your bitch if you know how to use it. I use it when I want to take a break from other weapons. Fun weapon to use.

>>73342607
LS is probably a closer comparison than SA.
CB in world relies a lot on counterpunching. Most monsters were pretty vulnerable to guard point>SAED, so it was just consistent big dick damage until Iceborne rolled around and monsters started moving faster.

>>73342853
based

WHIFFED

>>73342966
Yeah but LS couldn't counter in World

>>73343051
LS always had foreskin slash, which was great for charging up to red gauge.
But yeah, it didn't get iai meme until IB.

>>73342853
I liked Rise in general, they just went overboard with all the wirebug moves giving a counter attack to literally everyone, and the spiritbirds sucked ass

>clutch claw
Ruined world

She's learnding!

>>73341882
If you expected anything different than this you aren’t a real pebble and don’t watch streams

>>73343131
I like it overall but the tendering mechanic is absolute fuck and goes hand in hand with shit like wystones in 4u for example, fuck all this extra busywork, just let me hit the thing.

>>73343227
Biboo is synonymous with stopping to lab

>>73341882
My daughterwife is a bit special but I still love her a lot.

>Monster just standing there staring into space, or worse running for their life
>Wind up with the BIG DICK SUPER DAMAGE slow attack and smash them in the beeping face with a giant brick
>Monster continues staring forwards or running instead of falling over since you weren't at stagger threshold
Obviously it'd be silly if GS/Hammer/CB etc could just perma stunlock, but always been a pet peeve of mine, makes landing the hit feel half as satisfying

>reads the holomem weapons but not the homomem weapons
Based

>no one is playing SnS the patrician weapon
Bros...
Its not the noob weapon anymore...

Swaxe sounds funny.

EN doesn't play real video games Biboo...

>>73343417
SWAGaxe

>ina
>glaive/swaxe
Huh, she was using the horn in Rise.

>>73343408
can it still funny bomberman build

>Nerissa
lol
lmao

>jewelbird monhun
Please Biboo... I need some crumbs...

>>73343455
horn sucks in world

>maybe I can convince hakos baelz to play it
oh god, I still remember her getting her shit pushed for like 30 minutes while everyone fished when she tried Rise

>>73343501
I mean, she ostensibly plays, they had that one collab earlier
I believe it more than her playing League honestly

I can't wait for Biboo to meet Dodogama and go "CUUUUUUUTE"

>>73343561
But this IB and Horn was at it's fucking best in IB

>>73343448
Ina does but she's always so busy with her other job

>>73343581
IDK, she's been leveling up her gaming. She's nearly to the end of Lies of P

>>73343581
I remember that, it was fun

>>73341882
She loves obtuse challenges.
She probably sees mastering CB as a way to up her gamer cred.

>>73343109
For me it's giving Gunlance and Lance options to close the gap

>>73343718
CB is also highly chuuni. Just cause katana's a chuuni weapon doesn't mean it's the only one

>>73343109
think the only thing rise went overboard on was the sheer quantity of endgame. That, and the crawl it took to even think of getting to lvl 300. It was WAY too much for literally nothing different, as there wasn't a single NEW monster locked behind Anomaly Rank, just their afflicted versions.

>using lock on
Biboo is a pleb

Now that's an ungabunga

is pizza cutter CB even good? I took one look at it and was like "but it takes away from my big number move..." and never used it

>>73343793
no...

CB is a lot of busywork but when it starts going it goes hard

>>73343718
Most weapons have their own unique challenges, even LS

>>73343793
>never used lock on simply because i couldn't figure out how to do it
haha...

>>73343829
yes it's arguable better on big monsters, not so much on the chumps right now.

>>73343793
I don't think it's intentional.
I'm sure she noticed how bad the lock on fucking sucks.

>>73343581
It will be like yakuza all over again if bael plays it. She'll eventually get tired of it and drop it like kiwami.

>>73343887
GET GOOD YOU ABSOLUTE SCRUB me too, oof

>>73343227
>>73343287
NTA but it's pretty hit and miss tbdesu
I love watching her lab or seeing the fruits or her labor afterwards, but it seems just as common for her to go "fuck it we'll wing it" and just go clear the entire game without every really stopping to try everything out or read the instructions if she thinks she can get away with it (See: stuff like her never trying or learning how the manually activated shields worked in AC6 until watching Ririka use it months later)
DMC and MH seem exceptions rather than the rule due to them making the moveset depth/breadth obvious

>>73343581
>>73343691
Good stream.

BOOM MOTHERFUCKER

Biboo confirmed autistic

>>73343929
>>73343691
Gonna have to check this out.

>>73343891
i will continue to not use it, because i like my big number

Biboo is officially part of CBT
(Charge Blade Team)

Now I want to go back even though I haven't played in years

>>73343963
One of us.

>>73343718
She also likes being a bit of a hipster. None of the other holos using it will make it more appealing to her.

>>73343891
It's really good for smaller monsters that you can't land all your phials on too.
It does more damage than head sniping with AEDs.

>>73344050
>us
I don't think so Tim
I'm all about that weeb blade

>>73344056
Hipster is still SnS (pre-Rise), HH, Lance, GL or the bowguns

>>73343764
Biboo stop reading /gem/ and focus on the stream

>>73344056
I think Flare is using it

>Gerald of Rivera
Kek

>>73344056
you're right

biboo cute

It's over.
The pig won.

Boochama!

>>73344056
Flare is using it though.

>>73339640
Biboo loves pigs ugly bastards so lucky

>haaton getting pats and hugs from biboo
PEBBLEBROS WHAT THE FUCK

FAT FUCK BABY
>>73343764
>Most weapons have something chuuni and ridiculous going on now, especially with the new super moves
With Lance had some super chuuni-looking counter or impale move or something, the charge thing just looks goofy...
Hammer could use some more ridiculous-looking supers too beyond "spin a bit more and then bonk"

>Chris P Bacon

>>73344286
Did you just call Haachama ugly?!

>>73344326
Is she the pig then yes.

Wait is her lobby not private?
That... seems like a bad idea.

>>73344308
Hammer has nothing flashy but the full combo on a downed monster just looks ridiculous since it is like 5 or 6 hits getting more and more painfull.

>>73344141
>Range is for pussies
>Sword and board and Stick and board may well be the plainest looking weapons in the game
I could see getting her to GL tho

>perfect rendition of dango song
wow her nihongo is really improving

How do you capture ants with a net?

>>73344437
She probably forgot, or unironically is manechan

>>73344510
Monster Hunter ants are fuck hueg.
Stop thinking.

>>73344510
to be fair they are like mice sized ants

>Ina killed the Rathian on this quest
Can Biboo do it?

>>73343887
I didn't even know there was lock on until reading this

>>73344582
Yeah she can

>setting full of massive animals
>use little cat people as beasts of burden to haul carts
ytho

>>73344563
>Stop thinking.
Alright.

>Rockfruit
Me.
Wait...

>>73344642
it's cute

pebbles… your oshi…

>eating on stream
yes yes, good girl

>>73344582
no doubt in my mind

>>73344648
haha a fruity pebble

>Sushi
She already misses the taste of haachama pussy

>biboo will eat today
NICEEEEE
>it's just two sushi rolls
AHHHHHHH PLEASE EAT MORE GEM-HIME

>>73344687
this sushi roll will be the only thing she eats all day

>>73344689
kek

>>73344642
>Basically fucking indestructible
>Can understand and communicate with humans
They're basically Pokemon, maybe a little better since they can make guns and bombs and cook and shit

>Mr Dangerous has joined

biboo eating good tonight

>>73344642
They are much stronger than they should be bodywise, also why train some retarded animal when you have little literal subhumans (not meant as an insult) that do everything you want for something to eat and headpats?

>>73344714
>>73344796
wait did she say tuna roll or tuna bowl?

>>73344886
I clearly heard roll

[excited biboo noises]

Jesus she takes like zero damage from monster attacks

"I like this weapon"
>longsword bros, I don't feel so good...
Hearty chuckle

is she using guardian armor?

YEAH
YEAAAAHHHH
YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

My life goel is to make a woman sound like Biboo sounds like when she's using a Charge Blade

AAAAAAA RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

She enjoys violence so much. It's so cute.

>>73344977
>>73345022
speedrun armor

>>73345022
Yeah because she's trying to get to iceborne as fast as possible.

>>73344977
It's Low Rank also >>73345022 which is broken as fuck

>>73345095
ahh makes sense. I was wondering why she was taking zero damage

Escort mission? Fuck that, just kill whatever's threatening the escort

>>73345133
She probably would've carted earlier when she got stunned if she was using the base armor.
Defender gear is comparable to an early G-rank set.

>>73345133
Also what he said
>>73345098
Once she gets into high ranks she's going to take more damage for now she's tanking everything the power scale hasn't tipped yet.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I wonder if she will still like CB when she starts actually taking damage

>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T CHARGE THE SWORD >:(

my first MH weapon was bow and I never looked back. I did experiment with Insect Glaive in Rise but nothing feels as cool and fast as the bow to me

Kek, she was not this lively using LS in the training area.

>>73345266
She already likes how SAED feels, so she probably will.
Guard point into SAED is a hell of a drug.

I too am a complete sucker for lightning weapons/attacks/magic.

what a beeping hipster

She's getting cocky because of the defender gear in low rank lol wait until she needs to learn to dodge and counter.

Biboo nutted in his eye

>>73345335
My second favorite, only behind ice attacks

>>73345324
There was this long ass copypasta likening every elongated weapon to cocks but coming to the conclusion that not even wanking two cocks (DB) is as gay as bow

I don't think Biboo is good enough for LS

that's a teeny Barroth

>>73345386
She's beaten the base game, so she knows how to dodge and counter. She's just vibing right now. It's kinda like the dragon's dogma stream where she's overpowered cause of viewer gifts but she's not playing the game for the challenge.

Real pebbles no she can no hit this kind of thing if she really wants to.

>>73345507
barroth got robbed in world

>>73345445
Also a good choice.

>>73345483
big kusa

>>73345334
?

>>73345526
>she can no hit this kind of thing if she really wants to
lol
lmao

>>73345526
She never used the cb until now. You think every weapon is used the same?

>>73345545
to be fair it was during the beginning of World when bow was the tryhard fag weapon because it had the upper hand in the meta till Lunastrasa.
Things are relaxed again

Oh yeah, wasn't charm tables some super ultra cancer bullshit in World? Did they patch that out? I only remember playing at launch and you had to like autistically track your fish catches to determine what charm table you were on and whether or not you were permanently locked out of the good charms.

>>73345699
No that's third generation

>>73345690
I just think it's neat. It's fun sliding around and blasting monsters in the face. but in a non-gay way. or maybe a gay way idk

>>73345538
Where's my brapvios

>>73345819
It's 2024, everything is gay and produces the "ick"

who's the best monster and why is it dodogama

>>73345760
Oh, you're right. Man, that was cancer shit.

The only thing I hate about iceborne is how they made it revolve around the crutch claw/tenderize mechanics and didn't even made sure it actually worked. It feels like without it the hunts drag as twice as long.

PEBBLE WITH A SHOTGUN

>>73345901
Nergigante

>>73345939
Wallbangs take out the fun

>>73345972
Bazelguese when mining for ore in high ranks.

Thank you pebble with a shotgun for not being cringe or trolling in stream.

FEET? AYO? FEET?

Four fingies?!

>Are you hunting the monster that dropped that massive deuce?

>>73346008
I don't mind wall bangs, but one thing I always found annoying is faggots spamming stickies with lbg and hbg. No skills what so ever.

>>73346008
Adding to this, Tenderize is fine and not that too unfair for the monster, at least there's a risk that you get fire breath point blank while attached to the head or thrown off in a body slam attack. But wallbangs is just a free ticket to DPS.

>>73346164
Oh yeah, the sticky spam, I refrain from using that when in MP.

We dark souls now

>>73346239
It also enrages the monster instantly, so it's not exactly free, making monsters enrage pretty much the default state in IB

Wyvernians are only the surface of the lore

>>73345335
I haven't played a good chain lightning game in a while
zzzzzzap motherfucker

>tfw biboo will never force you to dress as a pretty princess despite your complaints

>>73346417
My last was Dave the Diver out of all things

>>73346375
Wasn't there augments that buff you when monsters are enraged as well? Been too long since I played.

>>73346375
It’s actually free dps because everyone uses the skill that raises your attack when the monster is enraged

Still salty about the NTR

>>73346542
>>73346522
Sure, but the relevant ones still cave your face in in one combo because of that

>>73346387
>the MH setting had man-made dragon zombies
Had no idea.

>>73346490
I think mine was some survivor style game called neophyte

>>73346546
Is/Was Biboo your first Oshi?

>>73346681
unironically yes, I watched lotsa chuubas back in the day but no one does it for me like her

>>73346542
Agitator is a must especially for iceborne

>>73346617
While we may not know exactly what was happening during the ancient civilization times, we do know that they were brought to ruin at some point due to battles with shit like Fatalis.

>>73346546
>about the NTR
qrd? I just got here

enter second worst world monster

>>73346759
Pebble hugged the handler instead of biboo

>>73346681
Korone will always be my first but I love me some Biboo

>>73346681
Yes I've watched other girls but never felt the same connection with them as I do with biboo.

>>73346759
Her companion (a pebble) hugged the handler NPC instead of her after they got reunited. They got separated during a previous scene.

Oh no the giant nerd got to it.

And here comes the most useless piece of shit in the whole game.

>>73346759
Biboo told the pig she loves him and gave Him pats

I really like when biboo goes weee

Stop jumping into the mud Biboo...

>>73346899
Top biboo noises:
weeeeeeeeeee
YEEEEAAAAHH
bweh
byabyabyabya

>>73346722
Same, pebble. I've watched various girls on and off pretty much since EN debuted but I never got the whole oshi thing until midway through Armored Core.

>>73346722
Pebble-chama...

Obligatory (literal) MH shitmon time

>are you running dont run from me
You're hitting the poor thing with a big ass sword biboo..

>>73346375

>>73347030
fuck this wukong ass mf

>>73346983
It makes me even double angry that this thing exists because it's the literal shit version of something that also shouldn't exist over so many other choices.
Perfect target for SAEDs atleast, so fun for Biboo.

>>73346961
I can't really explain, but she pushes all the buttons for me. I probably wouldn't be into vtubers at this point if not for her and advent.

>>73346983
Hey he's not worse than lavashit you could barely touch it when he's on his lava pits and his explosion bullshit does tons on splash damage

>>73346948
>YEEEEAAAAHH
Hearing a good one of these after an hour plus grind is a light for my soul. God I love her so much.

>>73347091
sounds like someone didnt pass the vibe check

There she is, the headpat-seeking rock girl. I will headpat her.

>am I making you guys proud
Always biboo.

>Am I making you guys proud?
Always.

>she never did fatalis
LETS BEEPING GOOOOOO
I assumed she did everything.

>>73346617
>>73346757
To reiterate on this, the ancient civilization killed so many Kushala Daora and skinned them to make a huge fucking tower. Think about how many Kushala Daora needed to die to build this thing.

>will try all weapons
>lance
God no, that's literally the most boring weapon. Even the wirebug meme couldn't even save it.

I will be proud when she turns off lock on and kills niggergante

>>73346681
>Took my SC, voicepack, member, merch virginity
>First time I've been interested enough in a chuuba's challenges or other specific content to bother scheduling around them
>Actually got me to not ignore zatsus and one-off kusoge
>Never bothered to tune into Holo sportsfes or MKs until Biboo povs
Yeah probably
Closest was probably the onion or friend's content before Biboo but neither are as sexy or autistic about labbing or off-meta contrarianism

>>73347290
Yeah that miraboreas gear is good until arch tempered velkhana disown you and shreds it like toilet paper

>>73347345
kek

I am the huntsman.

>>73347341
forgot image

>>73346759
Doxcord got a new set of IPs, and it turns out some pebbles are very cute and innocent. Please give them lots of hugs and tell them everything will be ok.

>>73347428
AT Velkhana is my favorite fight from world. Its so fucking fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYIHDoAGqkM

>>73347590
Is it one POV only?

MAX
GAINS

I'm bulking up to be the roundest pebble.

>>73347590

>:D
>:D
>:D
>:D
>...
>:D

>>73346681
Never gave a shit about vtubers until her

>>73347345
It's a mindset thing, or maybe just not a solo play thing
There's some satisfaction to be derived from watching some monster sperg out and do his big "get the fuck off me" move and getting to stand right there in his hitboxes making him look like a chump as you tickle him to death, as everyone else in the room has to back off

>DD2
>MH
I can't watch Biboo while fasting, I just get super hungry

>>73347590
Wolf biboo is making me OwO

>>73347814
simply work out harder get more gains for the food you eat.

>Mr. Dangerous

she really is too nice

>You can play with your oshi
KAELA!!!!!!!!

Playing a game like this with viewers is so retarded. Hunts are long and few people will get a chance. I also don't want to watch you losers run around in game with my wife.

LEAVE ELA ALONE!

>You can play with your oshi!
>Kaela is playing?

>don't feel like installing it
>don't have iceborne
>prefer Rise
>hands hurt too much anyway
Sorry Biboo

kek

>>73347810
Don't get me wrong dude, any weapon can be cool, it's just that they never evolved lance and its move set. A shield is always cool, but that's the shield. Just saying that lance literally got the short end of the stick. Why would someone use lance when they can attach a gun on it and just use a gunlance? They are literally almost identical.

>>73348027
Enjoy seething then I guess.

I hate that Grindstone has reached the point of every duo in hololive where the two members are incapable of doing things by themselves without chat asking them to play with the other.

ISP-kun acting unwise

NEAL!

>>73347567
I do too, this is the only quest I usually do alone because is one apart from furious rajang and raging brachy that keeps me on the edge of my toes because one wrong move is a cart. I've seen so many people in fatalis gear fall to AT Velkhana because they were power tripping in high ranks.

>>73348104
I'm just not gonna watch

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ISP-KUN PLEASE

>>73348098
>Just saying that lance literally got the short end of the stick
But lance is the biggest stick.

>>73348156
not neal, isp for sure, everyone got disconnected from her ingame

>>73348170
If you're not going to watch the stream then do us all a favor and go to another board and shitpost over there.

>>73348426
don't reply to him after he made it THAT clear.

>>73348426
>trying to reason with the resident shitpsoter

>>73348192
Seething bezelguese Lance looks like it was molded out of its penis

Biboo...

Why is Biboo such a bully?

Poor creature and then she just fucks off kek.

bugs kudasai

is capturing still the best option in iceborne?

>>73348662
It does look a bit like a red rocket.

>>73348811
>"Rock inspection, mother-beeper!"

what the heck was that?

GAINZ RWAWAWAWA

For a second I thought Biboo is adlibbing kek

I unironically love the fact that my rock wife loves meat as much as I do

Sorry beebs but I would last only two seconds indeed

stream keeps stuttering...

>>73349564
shes far too tight...

>"Can you nerf yourself so it doesn't last two seconds?"
Gomen Biboo, you're just so cute...

New bread:
>>73349739
>>73349739
>>73349739