/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>73324698
Hag Gauntlet.

odds are bae will never allow it but i want to hear more from bae's mom

I love hags

Haggots... I have failed you... I fell in love with a cake. Despite this, she is still older than me, so it slightly counts?
She gives me that same feeling as when i see picrel. Her sense of humor is surprisingly resistant considering she's a woman. I've went all out on my sexism, racism, and antisemitism, and somehow it didn't scare her away, on the contrary. She now says I made her in a misogynist and is anti-israel.
I think I've shown almost every single peculiar interest of mine, (anime, military marches, books, guns). When talking about guns she was unironically interested in what she could theoretically pocket carry if she lived in the US
The worst part? It's mutual. I felt that she was being more flirty than usual and I confronted her. Previously she had said she wouldn't fall in love that easily, and mocked me for thinking that I might make someone fall in love with me by accident
I feel so blissful yet uncertain about everything rn. Need some housewive hags

>>73325325
Even the ones that are dead and gone?

>>73325516
well its not long before she qualifies
its your job now to turn her into a housewife before you concieve children

>>73325567
: (

poruka of the day

>>73325516
I hope things work out for you.

>>73325516
>I've went all out on my sexism, racism, and antisemitism, and somehow it didn't scare her away, on the contrary. She now says I made her in a misogynist and is anti-israel.
What the fuck lmao. Happy for you though.

>>73325516
Turn that cake into your dream hag

>>73325651
The (used to be) best part was the fact that she didn't have her period for the last 3 years. The idea that I could raw dog her every day until her womb activated made me diamonds. (Un)fortunately she says that It came back this year and she didn't miss the cramps kek
>>73325808
>>73326130
Thanks anons! I've still got a long way to go if I think about marrying though. I want to be a good and responsible husband, but I'm far from responsible. Not to mention the economy is a bitch

The fact that she accepts me with how I am and actually likes my honesty is a great factor on falling in love with her. I don't think I'll find many like that

>>73325516
>>73327257
>anon found /our/ girl with potential
post timestamp if something happens

pregnant hags?

>>73327448
Will certainly do. I wonder what will she think of my love for 2d girls though

>>73328766
Not to wish failure on you but it would be pretty funny if that was the straw that breaks the camels back after everything else.

>>73325516
Congrats bro, so fucking thrilled and happy for you, shower her with love!!!
Ask for any advices when you knock her up

hags annoucing phase wars!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZB4hLEY7YM

>>73330017
>same lineup as 2021 with one game switched out
kam on man...

>>73325516
Cakes can be good too, the most important thing is that they don't look at love like a game they can just drop when it doesn't interest them

>>73291726
noeru came out very nicely

>>73333874
and thus fantasy is complete
maybe ill make rushia in the far future

well this is the collection so far
im gonna take a break from making these til next week-- im kinda fatigued
ty for the suggestions so far anons

>>73334165
very nice

>>73334165
It's up to you, I don't have an opinion on that woman anymore

>>73325516

Congrats anon, I pray that things will work out for you

>>73334165
Hell yeah, well done!

>>73335058
You've been cranking them out pretty consistently so a little rest is good

>>73318108
>>73318389
Patrician.

>>73325516
Happy for you bro. Don't fuck it up.

Reminder this was in the background when she was doing her cooking stream with her mom that one time

>>73344362
Sorry guys that's just milk for my morning coffee

>>73342935
Well I'm certainly not losing her with my antisemitism kek. I just redpilled her on Epstein, Weinstein, Disney and the Nickelodeon abuse scandal. She simply responded
>I'm starting to understand your disgust

She's a keeper im 99% sure of it

>>73345948
hold onto her and never let her go. i would've dropped your ass immediately

>

>>73344868
I want to be breastfed by Pekomama.

>>73344868
everything about this picture is perfect, aside from the fact that i'm not in it

>>73346735
>>73346089
kek she heard me out on my theory that WWII is the defining myth of which the religion of the modern atheist world is born. With hell being compared to the Nazis, and there being no Heaven, or afterlife, the source of happiness is hedonism

Anyways. I think I'm in

>>73349084
i'm happy for you. now don't fuck it up. not a lot of woman can handle a grown man's tism

>>73349908
If i actually get to go out to her and marry her i WILL make her dress like Lui-nee for sex at least once

>>73349084
make sure to check for wires

Bros...
>>73275480

>>73351770
I can't read right now but based.

>>73351770
>that first paragraph
im fuckin gone already man, that's the dream

>>73351770
anons in /wg/ always have the best mio stuff. can't wait to read this later

>>73335058
Well deserved break. Back to manga I guess?

>>73352564
ive been collecting manga this whole time, im up to vol 11 of dragon maid as of last saturday
needless to say the manga sections of every bookstore ive visited continues to be crawling with pretty much exclusively women all of whom are likely younger than me

>>73353450
>the manga sections of every bookstore ive visited continues to be crawling with pretty much exclusively women
I don't believe you

>>73353574
i feel like a bitch saying this but most of them are fotm normies. the kinds of folks who get their anime exclusively from netflix. an abundant amount of hot topic demon slayer merch
theyre conventionally unattractive (and overweight) but it doesnt change the fact that pretty much all of them are 5 to 10 years younger than me on average

>>73354216
NTA I but I believe you

>>73354216
NOW I believe it. I'm slightly inclined to gatekeeping

i wanna go back to when manga in a bookstore was a niche
i remember being in a borders bookstore as a teenager, domo plushes displayed on racks on the sides of the few walls manga was sold, day n nite by kid cudi playing faintly over the speakers, reading lucky star, yotsuba, or whatever else i got my hands on
take me the fuck back

>>73354730
god please stop, you're making me feel old. idk what was the trigger point but sometime in the early 2010s anime became cool and mainstream. i remember my last year of high school i started seeing weebs and gay kids start being the bullies. the culture is always changing. i'm hoping new series bring in a new crowd in the future i actually think nerds stop being bullied by society because SJWs took over as the most obnoxious group and have been the ire of the public for a while

>>73354216
yeah that tracks now KEK
>>73355317
Something undoubtedly broke the camel's back in mid 2010s, we gained and lost it all at the same time but that's a whole other topic. Pop culture ceiling broke

>>73355317
my bad anon
you know what, i still have my copy of yotsuba vol 1 from when i was a kid
i havent looked at it in a while but id wager its been lovingly creased and stained and scummed up over the years

>>73355636
not as bad as i thought honestly
still wish i could go back. i remember reading like vol 3 or something at night in the car with one of those tiny reading lamps on the drive to a chinese restaurant

>>73354216
there's just so many subgenres of otaku now. everyone watches 1 or 2 shows and proclaim to the world "i love anime!". in reality it's just zoomers trying to fit in with twittertards. i just wish people would be honest about the things they actually like. so sick of talking to people who know surface level shit about things they say they love still have never met anyone irl who watches stream

>>73355961
true

>>73355916
that's so cool! it'll be a good memory once your older. i wish i would've been less of a pussy and bought physical manga when i was younger. i love collecting old or used books. no better feeling than finding a used book with a note written inside for someone else

>>73354730
In high school, I was just looking for whatever to distract me from school. Had some volumes of Cromartie and Gintama I bought using lunch money.

>>73356202
i had such crap taste in manga back then, with small exceptions like k-on and yotsuba
have you ever heard of happy happy clover. thats the kind of shit i used to get
i still have my copy of k-on, its equally scummy and creased

>>73356493
kek i feel like i saw this on a shelf before but didn't think twice about it. idk what it is but those eyebrows and eyes really take me back. i only got to read manga my friends bought so safe to say i only read naruto and the first volume's of whatever boys were into back then. i knew a goth chick who read rosario vampire and black butler. always wanted to ask her about them but she scared me

>>73357020
sheesh that girl sounds like the polar opposite of the kind of person i was in 2009/2010 kek

>>73357181
i only ever knew fujo type weeb girls back then and half of them were hot topic/nightmare before christmas scene kids. truly dark times

>>73357339
need an edgy hag

>>73357339
thank god i never went down that path
i just liked pokemon and hamtaro

>>73357418
but can you handle her?

>>73357588
Yes.

!!!
https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1777925026572112004

>>73357588
does there exist a vtuber fanfic that depicts kurokamis rugged and abrasive exterior being slowly and methodically disassembled bit by bit chapter by chapter until she breaks realizing how much she secretly craves the warmth and certainty of motherhood and the story concludes with her begging to get impregnated in a sobbing mess
if not somebody should do that

>>73358056
there is definitely kurokami fanfics at /wg/. if it doesn't exists then start writing since i like how you're thinking. i got this one to satiate you for now tho
https://rentry.org/mzweqy5v

>>73358267
the concept writes itself
>kurokami quits smoking out of fear for the health of a child shes yet to concieve

>>73358541
i recommend all of these if you haven't already https://rentry.org/7owd8oz2
good chatting with you anons. a mimir

>>73357763
what in the hell, new outfit?

oyasumi hagbros

>>73362707
Yasu~wink

>>73363943
>black nails

Uogh

>>73364179
I like to think about Botan's nails clawing my back.

>>73364337
>>73364179
>>73363943
Nailbros...

>>73357763
Interestingly shaped ears. If that's what they are.

>>73365090
Become Mio.

>>73368872
I wish I was Polka.

>>73368938
Same.

why are pregnant hags so beautiful?
https://twitter.com/sinRavNSFW/status/1777667281012584686

>>73370145
That's a big belly.

>>73370172
twins. didnt someone mention itt that hags have a higher chance of those?

gm

>>73370269
She's a wolf too.
It's expected for them to have many kids.

>>73364337
>>73364497
I think I am turning into Kira with these hand focused art

>>73354216
Women have been watching anime for ages, but they rarely watch the same series as men nowadays. It's like with all entertainment.
They will be bying any subset of Demon Slayer, Jojo, shoujo, isekai, yaoi and fetishistic shoujo manga bordering on pornography (may also be isekai).
It's ok, everyone can get what they want.

>>73370269
A woman is more likely to conceive twins if
>She is over 30/35 years of age
>She has a high body fat
>She's pregnant while lactating
>She gets pregnant repeatedly within a short amount of time
basically, NON STOP HAG IMPREGNATION SEX!!!!!!

>>73371163
>high body fat
I'd love to know the science behind this.

>>73371303
maybe the science is it makes me cum more, so she has more children, that makes sense to me.

Just remember, the dad’s sperm is what determines the gender of the child

>>73324698
All of these women have had a penis inside them.

>>73372282
All me.

>>73372178
Eat your fruit and veg if you want a girl.

Anons... are we forgetting Kanataso's hagday?

>>73373331
I didn't know.

>>73373331
lolibaba????

>>73372370
And then eat more meat if I want a boy, that it?

>>73373788
It's a plot point in Steins Gate.
Trustworthy source.

>>73374663
うん?

>>73324698
https://twitter.com/_se_t_/status/1778059058945409077/photo/1

Caretaker here, I was thinking that we could use more Mom representation in the team. There's two ways of doing it.
1- MILF Model is a different Mother in each outfit, in other words kit 1 would be Pekomama, Kit 2 would be Mamarissa, etc. We currently have 3 Kits and another one coming for next league
2-We make them individual players

>>73376182
i'd be down. sounds like a cool idea
hopefully they'll perform better next time...

>>73376182
First option sounds better to avoid bloating the roster

>>73376182
Option 1 please. I love moms but I don't want to take away slots from actual hag vtubers.

>>73376803
I agree, we need to focus on the hags that need saving not fulfilled women

fucked up

Happy Koyote to balance things out.

Hag JP reps
ババア/BBA= hag
アラサー=woman around her 30’s
アラフォー=woman around her 40’s
アラフィフ=woman around her 50’s
老いの波=wrinkles (lit. “the wave of old age”)
体内時計=her clock is ticking
排卵日=prime day to concieve, peak ovulation
陰毛=pubes
ラブ握り=handholding
種付けプレス=mating press
孕ませ=impregnation
中出し=creampie
発情=in heat
妊娠=pregnancy
妊娠線=pregnancy stretch marks
老人妊娠=geriatric pregnancy (medical term for “high risk” pregnancy over age 35)
受精卵=fertilizing her eggs
母乳=lactation
乳吸い=breast sucking
母性的女体=MILF
ママ=mama/mommy
熟女=mature female
むちむち=plump/soft body
垂れ乳=saggy tits
長乳=tits that sag down to her bellybutton
剛毛=thick pubes (lit. “bristle”)
黒乳首=dark nipples
乳房の青筋=veiny tits
巨乳輪=large areolae
潮吹き=squirting (lit. “spouting water” as in from a whale’s blowhole)
おねショタ=young boy with older woman
おばショタ=young boy with WAY older woman
先生×生徒=teacherxstudent
母子相姦=mother and child
親子丼=threesome with hagwife and daughter
授乳=breastfeeding
授乳手コキ=nursing handjob
逆ナン=hags preying on men
ナンパ=men hunting for hags
外人ハンター=hags who are into foreigners
若い燕= young lover of an older woman/boy toy
負け犬= unmarried and childless older woman (lit. “loser dog”)
筆おろし= man losing his virginity to an older woman (lit. “using a new calligraphy brush for the first time”)

>>73325516
>I've went all out on my sexism, racism, and antisemitism, and somehow it didn't scare her away, on the contrary. She now says I made her a misogynist and is anti-israel.
Holy shit anon. Happy for you, take care of her, those women only come once a century. Save her eggs anon, do your hagloving duty, even if she's only cake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d3cox5ZCZQ

Sex on the beach with Pekomama while Pekora watches

>>73324698
>Matsuri's mom is 55 now

>>73379887
>still no grandchildren

>>73325567
she's not dead... she's eternal

gm hagbros

>>73381311
おあよ

>>73381252
In our dreams friend

>>73382038
not just mine, and therefore she lives on

i miss sana and her big brown beautiful bodacious breathtaking beefy blissful busty bouncing breasts and bosom

>>73382870
Her voice was pleasant to listen to and I miss it

>>73379887
>Matsuri's mama wanting a non menhera daughter keeps following you around and asking for you to impregnate her

>>73382870
Same. I like to imagine she had puffy nipples.
>>73383091
This, too. Her accent was aggravating to some but I found it charming.

>>73384511
they are undoubtedly puffy and inverted

>>73376182
Caretaker san, could you also consider entering VGTC too?

>>73381311
Haihai

>>73325516
And then everybody clapped

>>73384739
I did, but I didnt really get any replies about haggots wanting us to be in it. While I know POI is not needed I still consider that the thread should care about it for me to submit.
I submitted /mion/ because they gave me a yes, by the way I'll be free to starr working on this after I finish the export for /vt/ League Academy, sign-ups will still be open so I'm taking my time to choose a car

>>73377966
Match-Made alt ending

poruka of the day

>>73325516
>zoomer chud blogposting
Go back

>>73392598
again, fuck yoy and fuck your treehouse
I wanna hear my brother hit them hag cheeks

Funny fennec on the telly

https://twitter.com/fumaruhimaru/status/1775095829994303608?t=4cbuKXW6lcsTDyyZhROwdg&s=19

>>73401964
Milk explosion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l898cpdXvA
Lolihag rabbit plays Palworld

https://youtu.be/nA2Sd_bvTs0

>>73414444
A. Nice quad quads
B. Sex.

DDD

Darling Daily Dose

>>73414444
I can save her...

>>73414444
Cute

>10

gn hagbros

hag seeex
https://twitter.com/lizhi3/status/1778257355416965598

>>73414444
I need to breed this hag.

>page 10

>>73414444
>rabbit hole
WDSMBT?
does she WANT to get bred aggressively?

>>73430432
It's not a choice. That temptress is getting bred whether she likes it or not.

>>73431415
bratty mangaka hag
needs nakadashi correction

>>73419951

Smart ladies

>>73428192
I vote for this as next OP.

Darling on the telly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-tNtPewc2w

>>73437366
maybe

>>73438328
tskr

>>73430432
Yea but man with her health would she even survive that much less childbirth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDIsQ6U71Po

>>73439151
Force Pochi into a hiatus, help her through recovery, and make sure she doesn't get lax with it. Once she's healthy enough, go at it like rabbits, make her tummy distended with all the cum you've saved up, make her tummy distended with your child, help her through pregnancy till the child is born, and live as a happy family. She can lift the hiatus after if she chooses.

Impregnating Pekomama in front of Pekora
https://twitter.com/yabelive/status/1778416320738099702?t=9UYTI5E1sImuyDXIiaHy5A&s=19

>>73443561
Once Pekora gets on her level, she'll get a taste of what Pekomama's having.

>>73443722
I can help her speed up the process

>>73444729
Comfy

Cute lioness behaving like a kitten

>>73446792
>visible ribs
I can feed her...

gm hagbros

>>73446845
She needs to be this plump for perfection
https://files.catbox.moe/ommawg.png

>>73447359
>no fat rolls
>no bush
This is nowhere near perfect.

>>73447568
Not every woman needs fat rolls, especially a predator
I do agree about the bush though, even a little tuft would've been nice

>>73447359
this feels ai generated
it looks like her torso is facing two directions at once
not to mention her shoulder

>>73447849
nta but fuck now i can't unsee it. not ai though. just amateur art

>>73447849
Just poor anatomy probably compensating for the enlarged breasts. Not sure what you mean about the shoulder though.

>>73447975
the right one from our perspective and her left
very odd and straight line over the collarbone, immediately between her neck and shoulder

>>73448090
I don't really think about all that.
I just think big Lion is hot.

>>73448090
Doesn't seem like a problem to me. That's just how shoulders behave when you recline the way she is in the pic.

>>73447782
No woman is perfect without fat rolls though

i can't stop looking at this
it's the lewdest thing I've seen in a while

>>73453800
The entirety of the Rabbit Hole video is pure SEX. I've jerked off to the video itself over 10 times now

>>73454972
I jack off to streams instead

>>73454972
it is that good

>>73453800
Needs the whole video animated and a naked Pochi edit

poruka of the day + bonus darling

>>73457232
Those see-through shirts are so damn sexy.

>>73457899
nice tummy

Is a hag a reader or an old woman

hags deserve shotas

I need a hag wife to put on a show in our bedroom by dancing while she undress and finishing fucking while music plays on the background.
https://www.iwara.tv/video/kopyqtgy2viqgdrw0/or-pekomama-usada-pekora-pov
https://www.iwara.tv/video/l49wjfjrv5tlr6mxy/phony-or-ookami-mio-pov
https://www.iwara.tv/video/jb7wyinxoyfgrpmpw/chiki-chiki-bang-bang-or-tsunomaki-watame
https://www.iwara.tv/video/0karatd08bt5jg3p1/animal-or-ookami-mio-pov
https://www.iwara.tv/video/qklqdi6ovaiove7vj/alien-alien-or-inui-toko-pov

>>73466326
This woman has destroyed me, I've been horny since her debut. Need a 50s hag to blow my load in

>>73325516
Best of luck, anon. Fill up her womb; we believe in you.

hey after pekora whos next in line for being a hag

>>73467861
Someone said kanata yesterday, didn't elaborate

>>73468930
I don't know if it's related but I've noticed a lot of people just throwing the word hag around for anyone recently.

>>73469685
true actually
with that vshojo guy from earlier and people claiming chuubas are hags just cause they sound mature
i mean look at luna. god knows a mature voice isnt the threshold

>>73470113
I'm half convinced the guy that hijacked the last thread was an intern advertising that chuuba for maximum exposure on her debut. It's more concerning when I see it in other threads.

DDD

Darling Daily Dose

>>73467861
Not sure who's the next in line, all I know is that my oshi is turning into one this year though she pretty much is one already owning a cat and treating him like a child not to mention most holomems that mention hanging with her are hags

>>73472425
I want to pet that darling

>>73473062
Fuck I forgot my image

>>73473449

>>73467861
Think Umise Yotsuha is next, then Choco, then Towa

>>73477092
WHOmise yotsWHOha

I'm MamaUbume, hag streamer, and I always say I'm gonna play hanafuda and don't. Well, I am right now, and I'm playing against AI hags. Unfortunately, no Pekomama AI, Hololive hanafuda when?

www.twitch.tv/MamaUbume

https://www.tsumino.com/entry/62696

Found this earlier and thought you guys might appreciate it.

Reminder that Pochi is a shotacon and wants to crossdress her partner and then have sex with them. You may want to think twice before lusting after hags....

>>73484455
I'm already sold on her you don't need to keep going

>>73484455
we get it man

>>73484674
Get what?

How do I achieve this?

I formally induct Oumiya Emma into the Council of Hagsex Women

https://twitter.com/OumiyaEmma/status/1778624130117779797

does anyone have the catbox of that one pekomama drawing where shes in a bunnysuit with her tits totally exposed and pekoras in front of her sort of like trying to tackle her away or something. and failing

>>73485431
Do you think Pekomama's look at her porn?
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=dismassd+pekomama+

theres the one
https://files.catbox.moe/sf0b1m.jpg

>>73485790
i like pekoras butt here

Now that I think of no one made these kind of art when Mamarissa appeared on stream, I like this vibe of jealous daughter and flirty Mother

>>73484455
I can do one of those things.

gn hagbros

>>73485167
Imagine the oyakodon.

stacy hag live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjmHgoztZjU

brothers, I could use some comfort hags....life isn't treating us so well right now, the light's pretty dim if I don't come out successful or at least able to fuck off to my own house and land im going to end up on the news

>>73486290
Gn cakechan!

>>73486633
Think about all the hags you would miss out on and don't do anything too silly!

>>73486633
Life is not easy, isn't it...
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRPmYGSayZ8w9g1YgcUwyMhtiP-MJVHA9uh29I8FfVHDJ7zg2wsWsSr1ayej7RsqHJ_HTk13WayVKEl/pub

I thought I was done spilling my seed to Pekomama but I was so wrong

>>73487124
Same...

>>73486801
Shimaidon is also fine.

>>73488770
End inside Koyo!