/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>73225551
I was in the middle of baking an updated OP

SEX with LITTLE GIRLS

>>73225636
Bake before page 11 next time then >>73220329

>>73225677
I may have spent an excessive amount of time typing every yaku to randomly select for a fortune...

>Kaavi's fortune
Today's Lucky Yaku is... Sanshoku Doukou! Triple triplets! This is a rather rare yaku but it's worth 2 han whether open or closed, so pon those number tiles today!

>>73225831
it's only 2han? This game needs a balance patch

https://clips.twitch.tv/GorgeousVivaciousBubbleteaTBTacoLeft-IsZPwbxP64oN6KTP

>>73225661
JONG with LITTLE BOYS

good night /jong/

I want to sleep

Last bump before I watch mleague

nini /jong/

>page 11

I'm watching mleague, someone else has to keep the thread alive...

>>73236728
No.
Also, stop watching my wives.

>>73236764
My wife (Rumi) isn't playing today

>>73237587
If she's your wife, you do own the rumi face shirt, right? Riiiiight?

Nina is grinching

Death

Endless renchans please so I don't have to stream.

nina is grinching 100%

>she's not grinching

Nina sounds so... agitated today

dragon loli just needs to mangan the cantou

86 points. Eighty six. Eight. Six.

BAIMAN
IT'S HAPPENING

>>73243211
Right off the rip too. This shit is over. Nina is cooked, burnt to a crisp. Today /jong/ will feast

>>73243211
haneman***

this is the M1 game

THIS IS NOT A DRILL
SHE IS GOING TO DERANK

South round hours. This is where she gets the baiman.

IT'S
HAPPENING
A
P
P
E
N
I
N
G

5k soon

終わりだ

At least she got 5k viewers

>>73244603
She's on her way home.

>>73244621
Japs are just like me... just want to see the suffering

>tileman is as good as Nina

>>73244801
grim outlook for nina

I'm about to get the best 8 hours of sleep I ever had

>>73244801
wdym he's about to be a kekspert

I never wanted to have more ranked points than nina…

>>73245415
Then just start throwing. Ez.

>>73245583
theres no soul in intentional deranking though

>>73247998
>Nobody came
We need more lovense jong in this world.

deranking match incoming

>>73249595
I will spectate to enhance your flow
stream doko?

>>73249651
stream is only on my derank back to gold

jong?

>>73249926
But it's stalking hours...

anon...

How long did Moco play in order to get Celestial?

>>73250716
4000+ hanchans and ~2 years

>>73250716
https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/75293431/16.12.9.15.11.8

anon...did you get mindbroken?

following in Nina's footsteps, another one falls

>>73251444
no i just made too many defensive mistakes that were harshly punished

>>73251575
you cut a completed 123m shape in the first south 4 round after toimen opened. Why?

>>73251669
pushing chiitoi and toimens 123m chii reduced the chances of pairing those tiles

>>73251745
Hmm, well I don't recall how many pairs you had, but I feel like that was closer to a sanshoku hand than chiitoi. You needed a direct hit mangan on shimo either way so it was certainly grim

>>73251839
I had 3 pairs with a red 5 and figured it was the best chance at mangan. Riichi would have put me to 4han and was hoping for tsumo ippatsu or ippatsu ron. I didn't think of sanshoku because its a yaku I never bother trying to get unless im extremely close to it. Would have been great if I could have paired it with iipeikou

Guys, there is an eclipse today. The spirits of mahjong contacted me in a dream and told me that you will be granted great flow if you stare into it with your naked eyes.

>>73254444
PSA To any retards: DO NOT DO THIS.

>>73254444
>only going to block half the sun for me
Shan't bother looking at it.

>>73254484
Are you some kind of retard protector?

>>73254563
I look after my own.

>>73254444
Quads. Must be true.

>>73254444
Quads of quads, get that flow.

>dust for sages bag
>dress
>dust for sages bag
>glass
>dust for sages bag
>gem
>dust for sages bag
>portrait
Give me the cookie my wife is growing impatient.

>>73256671

>>73256671
Just wait until the collab. You are going to swipe for the collab, right, an~on?

>>73256916
Yes I've been waiting to spend my jade on Blue Achieve, my favorite uhhhhh yugioh bullethell series

Guys I looked directly at the sun like that guy told me to will I be able to hit Adept today?

>>73257335
I'm still waiting for someone to make a yugioh koko

>>73257396
Queue into ranked and let the combination of solar and lunar energies guide your hand.

>>73256671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTMVOzPPtiw

>>73254444
I was able to stare directly at the sun for a couple minutes today...
I better get 1st when I play ranked tonight

>>73258795
Surely you will

Fuck this game, I'm gonna mess around with trains.

>>73260129
yeah mahjong SUCKS

>>73258795
Works of light and wealth, under the patronage of the sun. Works of divination and mysteries, under the invocation of the moon.
Believe in the true and secret power of occult mahjong, anon, and obtain the divine secrets of the Magi.

oink oink give me my rank back

>>73261532
You better be buying 2 of them if you want your rank back gweilo.

sex with older women

>>73261642
how about young women?

>>73261702
no! older women deserve love more!

>>73261897

>>73261532
>$4.99 for a rank
Oh, anon, you are so funny.

>>73256671
Your wife has terrible taste in gifts

>>73261702
Why is she opening her legs? Is she trying to distract me mid game???

>>73262976
She's getting ready to repay you for the last event.

>>73261897
>>73262298

I like watching Nina and Tileman even when they aren't deranking.

>>73264965
Me too

i might have just thrown away a chinroutou im going to fucking throw up

>>73266064
don't check the wall

Tileman news:

whats the biggest thing you look for when youre getting your back blown out in jade? I seem to be in a situation where I can do no right defensively

>>73267881
This isn't the thread you should ask is it?

>>73267919
i wasnt playing attention and posted it here

>>73267881
how is dealing in even real, you have 14 tiles to pick from

>>73268102
I, for one, think anon should open his hand more. I've seen nyaggers with 80+% call rates in Silver and they are terrifying.

>>73268861
The shiny buttons are there for a reason.

>>73268861
maybe, not opening enough is one of the things i struggle with the most but i think my efficiency has gone bad

>>73269164
To clarify, I was joking. Please do not take advice from me.

>>73269344
bother i am on the fast track to gold im about to hire hookers to teach me how to play in jade

>>73269164
have you considered looking over your logs? you should be able to tell if you're fucking up efficiency

>>73269550
ive run them through mortal to see whats what but i would need to count the match percentage wihtout including the honors over terminal choices

Celestial currently streaming throne games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kxI6HAMtQA

jongstalker... just got cooked by a noice

>>73270307
howabout you get some images to make your rooms buddy

>>73270307
novice* my fingers don't work, I just woke up

these gold room games are kicking my ass

>tileman stalling with americajong
Golden Gates await, tick tock.

>>73270819
>Watching tileman

>>73270819
At least link him so I don't have to go find it myself
https://www.twitch.tv/rezuul

>>73270641
Come home adeptchad.

>>73270275
this is most likely a guy using a voice changer
no way a woman can get celestial

>>73270641
I'm not quite sure who you are

>>73271100
I'm one of the guys who uses Ryan

>>73271166
I must not have seen you before because I'm only aware of one of those guys

>>73271267
I'll stalk him in your place.

>>73271351
I lied, he's playing s*nma now, he's going unstalked.

>>73271479
ok that's literally me lol

>>73271479
the real jongstalker repellent. just play sanma

>tileman is claiming he's not autistic

>>73271479
All right I'll play a yonma just for you jongstalker

>>73271612
>Willingly getting jongstalked
ngmi

>>73271745
I gotta practice having eyes on me when I play jong

>>73271813
you should stream right now
I still don't know who you are.

>>73271884
anon... your stalking reps...

>>73271884
He is the cute boy who got to expert last week I think, the one with a shota vtuber model

LET'S GO GIL

Tileman is going to have a lower rank than Nina in 2 games

>>73272098
Oh yeah, I know who that is.
I just never played with him I guess

>>73272098
I don't have this ryan

the jong gods are cruel to me, gifting tileman a haipai like that

This game is so fucking rigged.

This green bastard is going to get away with it again, isn't he?

nevermind, they were just taunting him

>>73272504
not anymore

COME HOME TILEMAN.

>>73272542

he can't get away with this

>>73272532
YOU JINXED IT

I'll go all in on 3/4 next round, last time I bet he got 4th

Gil betrayed us...

I see you anon that bet on 1st/2nd

>>73272934
I always bet first and second on him. He's like the retarded twin brother I never got to have.

>I don't have autism

>>73273519
>he says as he traces the edges of the table with his cursor

those autism rollers look comfy

>>73273519
The definition of autism has become so wide that almost anyone can be diagnosed these days.

>>73271884
gomen I was already in east 4 when I saw that message

>>73273676
I'm scared of getting tested and coming out as an official autist

>>73273753
sounds like you're probably autistic

I'm not autistic. I refuse to elaborate.

Dofume is playing jong!
https://www.twitch.tv/dofume

I am autistic. I refuse to elaborate.

>>73273753
The secret is you dont tell anyone

>>73273804
Very likely, but if it's confirmed I would have shamed my family and people would talk behind my back about how weird and autistic I am

>>73274263
>I would have shamed my family and people would talk behind my back about how weird and autistic I am
He doesn't know.

>>73274263

>>73274373
>>73274419

>>73274009
Good to know, Pippa; we still love you

yes.... yes

>>73274495
Im sorry you had to find out this way anon

>>73274495

soon..

We're only South 2, so let's not be cocky, but LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO!

>>73274854
>>73274644
Thanks for the updates, Pippa. Remember not to tweet about it like last time, that's what he wants.

>>73274938
Pippa tweeted about it? They are so e-fucking.

>>73275135
>female talking about male
Check. And. Mate. Atheists.

>>73274938
pippa didn't tweet about my deranking...

>>73275135
When he deranked the first time a few months ago.

One more hanchan.

:)

One more fourth.

DERANK DERANK DERANK DERANK DERANK FIRST NINA NOW YOU DERAN DERANK DERANK

It's time.

He's going to deal in with the chun and it's going to be so fucking funny

imagine needing to take meds

>saint2 in jade room

>>73276591
yeah? that's where they play

>>73276591
where else would they be anon?

>>73276656
with all of their friends in throne room obviously

>>73276591
>he hasnt been the only master in a jade room
Pretty sure I played a saint 3 in my first game in jade. You think saints are going to risk their points in throne?

it's meant to be

>>73276376
I started to skip my meds a day or two before I play ranked because I suspect it hurts my mahjong skills.

>he's pushing
get ronned get ronned get ronned

COME ON HAG DO SOMETHING

He just needs to deal in to a dealer mangan. The nyagger can do it.

lmao

>>73277994
He did it! The crazy son of a bitch did it!

lol
lmao

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

ZERO
ZERO
ZERO
CMON NYAGGER

WE'RE SO BACK

just a pinfu nomi tsumo please

I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME WHY DIDN'T YOU TSUMO NYAGGER

it's so over

I hate mahjong.

it's over

How. How. howhwowowowowowow
HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWYA WITHT THSI SHIT

>hag likely going to fucking combust before this nigger eats shit again
>luckshit haipai
Fuck this nigger game so much

he left a decent amount of points on the board with that last pon desu

Nevermind he's retarded.

MIKI PLEASE STOP BEING USELESS YOU NEED TO GET 3RD AT LEAST

I for one am enjoying his fight to the death

tsumo hag, you have to tsumo

>>73279160
Same, I almost don't want him to derank so we can get more of this

YESSSSS

It. Is. Over

GET DEMOTED GET DEMOTED GET DEMOTED
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>I don't have to watch tileman or nina stream anymore
based

ITS OVER

WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

The golden Guido

GET FUCKED CHIITOI RIICHI GET FUCKED GET FUCKED GET FUCKED AHAHAHAAHAHA

Its a shame to watch him fall but at least it was entertaining. On the bright side im in jade room and rezuul isnt

HE GRINCHED LMAO

Reminder to dama your chiitoi nomis

>>73279700
It was the riichi. The hubris.

RATE THE TILEMAN
RATE THE JONGING
RATE THE GOLDEN END.

I wish I was at home so I could have made a new ratepost for him with that golden model.

>riichi and aka5s discard to give the deal in enough to kill him
it was meant to be

In the same room as tileman now, am I gmi?

>>73279833
that last game was kino, very enjoyable derank stream overall

>>73279833
Great spectacle. He will be back though. I have a feeling he’s going to stomp all over kekxpers. 頑張って tileman. The last moment of the stream was a throwable hitting him so that was pretty funny

>>73279833
Pretty enjoyable fight for survival.

>>73280050
It would be so fucking funny if he jobs in Gold Room too.

>>73279833
I look forward to the next life or death battle in a week and a half once he's about to leave jade again.

>>73280160
Yeah but i think it would be sad to watch him continue to fall. He needs to get within ranking to saint and fall back to
Gold

Now where is anon's deranking to gold stream?

>>73280375
Don’t expect anything nearly as entertaining as that. Expect sobbing and the sound of me tearing my window blinds apart

>>73280445
that sounds pretty entertaining tho

>>73280503
It's not going to happen anyways. Not a chance...

>>73280375
Give me a week or two and I might be able to give you a derank from expert back to adept, but I'm too even tempered for it to be interesting.

>>73280888
You could do it in a day if you REALLY wanted...

>>73280712
Amae says 355 more games, chop chop anon.

>>73281458
Don't worry my luck will turn around any game now

>>73281458
>>73281560 (me)
see

>>73282001
next OP image joins the battle

How much time does it take to learn jong?

>>73282822
1 saki episode

>>73282822
Like a couple games of clicking tiles? You won't be good of course, but you can probably figure out things pretty fast.

>>73282822
you could be decent in a month or two of study and consistent play

>>73282822
well enough to play? less than an hour

>>73282822
does anyone truly understand jong?

>>73282822
Longer than anyone here has been playing

>>73282974
jonger in the least amount of existential dread

>>73283127
I could see this post as Tileman lashing out at us.
:^)

>>73283153
the face of a man who could not stop dealing in

There are Saints that have only been playing for two years.

>>73283437
literally me

Shouldn't be long before someone acts like a retard and tries to snipe Rezuul.

>>73283948
I don't think anyone will unless furry is back in gold

>>73283490
all the pro jongers would get cooked in a non-autotable game at any random mahjong parlor by some old man who has been cheating for the last 40 years

>>73283948
The thought of doing so occured to me as I have two throwaway kekspert accounts that I could try on with no repercussions, but I don't really have any desire to.

Maybe if some particularly funny situation arises that would make it worth it, but I can't imagine it.

my wife is jonging
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kghuQJC0EMs

hey jong i wanna start streaming jong but i suck ass because i’m a beginner. would anyone watch?

>>73284054
>People at my IRL table stimming with the tiles in a way that require good finger dexterity
>Meanwhile I completely fuck up the deadwall trying to do the dora flip
I'd like to at least try to learn some sleight of hand nonsense just for the fun of it, but can't imagine myself ever actually getting good at anything.

>>73284335
only if you derank

>>73284335
Are you a m*le?

>>73284335
are you entertaining and actually trying to learn?

>>73284453
dunno if i’m entertaining but i’m trying to learn yes. and also i’m a girl i guess.

>>73284335
I don't mind watching new players, be prepared for people coming into backseat who themselves aren't even good at the game though. Watching someone actually try to improve is good, or you can just take it casually and carry it with zatsu or fucking around. But watching someone not even try to understand the game and then get annoyed at it can be a bad experience for the viewer.
Most importantly though r u a cute girl?

>>73284525
>i guess
I would not watch you personally but if you're earnestly trying to learn there are people that would watch you and try to give you (likely bad) advice.

>>73284525
>i guess

>>73284525
>i guess

>>73284666
i said i guess because i didn’t know if it mattered… i am a girl you can check my streams i just suck at jong and am worried no one would watch if i stream.

>I guess

>>73284769
don't listen to rezuul's lies when he joins your chat

>>73284874
I don't think I've seen tileman try to backseat anyone, the tranny brigade is probably the bigger issue

>>73284769
Okay sure what's your link

>>73285010
yeah, even if tileman is this thread's bogeyman who we love to watch suffer, he's much more tolerable than most of the rest of the EN mahjong streamers. You know the ones.

>>73284769
>i just suck at jong and am worried no one would watch if i stream
If you generally get very little views, jong can pull in some viewers. There's a pretty dedicated group of jongers who I see in a lot of different streams (both from here and just general viewers). It could filter some of your regular audience though. It can borderline be a buff game for people with low viewers.
>>73285010
He's pretty good with his comments from what I've seen. Doesn't backseat but will offer general advice/hints/tips. Which I think is generally the way to go.

>>73285174
It's always the same Gold Room shitters that toss around their slop unwarranted advice. Fucking Icyfenix.

I don't watch english jongers and I don't read the chat

Pico should do another jong endurance stream and outrank tileman.

this hurt

>>73285864
>hiding room
>hiding character
We're all friends here anon. What's the worst that could happen?

>>73285963
>he doesn't know who it is from the image he used to hide his character
ngmi

>>73285864
what the fuck is that discard

>>73286094
you dont get yakuman by playing properly

>>73284769
share your stream anon, let us watch you

>>73286143
I think he meant kami's discards, how the fuck does he think it's ok to push that

>>73286143
Not yours. The guy to your left's. It almost looks like he was folding with previous discards, but then kept the 7s which was safe. So all I can think of is a really retarded chitoi push? Which means you don't have to hide the room.

>>73286317
yeah i dont know why that guy playing in the wrong room decided why it was a good idea to drop indicator . he should have been discarding his hatsu and 6s, those were 100% safe
>>73286506
he probably was afraid of my souzu chiniitsu

>>73285230
i normally get around 20-30. is it worth it to stream beginner jong?

>All that talk about streaming
>No link
Hmm

>>73287706
you guys keep calling me a tranny i’m wondering if it’s worth it to post link…

>>73287793
Who? If you wanna post it, post it.

>>73287793
The tranny brigade comment was about a twitch jong clique that will likely try to infest your chat, not about you

>>73287689
It's worth it if you like Mahjong. Just like most variety games, you will probably get less viewers when starting a new game, but you also make yourself known to a completely new audience.

I only watch Japanese men play mahjong

Someone else is going to bake and update the OP this time, right? You aren't going to make me page 11 bake an unchanged OP for the third time in a row are you?

Can we get a baker who doesnt hate baking to bake please?

>>73288972
No, >>73288950 will bake and he will like it.

shan't bake

I will bake because SOMEONE hates to bake

retard

This thread is not long for this world

>>73289365
Which one?

>>73289409
this one

The bread is in the oven. Post pankos please.

No more breads!

>>73289471

>>73289428

>>73289471

Thank you. /jong/ers need to be reminded that this thread is /pcg/ clay

no more bread

>>73289471
?Consider?

5 min til bread is ready to be served

>>73289658

>>73289639
But why?

>>73289695
For your consideration, of course.

>>73289687
Reminder that jannys delete covered anime girl pictures on this worksafe board

>phonebaking

>>73289737
CHARGE YOUR BATTERY

>>73289786
>phone posters have to bake to update the OP

>>73289812
Well, are (YOU) going to do it then?

>>73289837
I am the phone poster
>>73289845

>>73289883
My plot has been twisted.

it's deranking season bros

>>73289883
>page 8
>didn't update the recent streams

>>73289948
Post about it in the next thread before some janny tries to have it swept

>>73289975
The stream has been linked.

>>73289972
Take it or leave it buddy

>>73285864
I actually had a haipai that was just as good. It didn't pan out unfortunately.