/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

Phasers are the best livers.
Ember love!!

>>73259934

I want to take ecstasy with Hina and Eimi.

Ritual post for your oshi to never marry (You).

>>73260028

>>73259934
>>73260028

Where are all the talents

>>73259934

hi I'm lia

>>73260109
No, i'm Lia!

Post it again in this thread, I dare you

Nyaaa

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>73260164

>>73260205
Neighbor

it again in this thread

>>73260097
What talents? Phase connect was dissolved 5 years ago, everyone graduated at the end of the 3D concert. I heard most of them are married and have with kids on the way.

>>73259934
Nice pic OP.

I really like lias voice

>>73260246
I'm the father

astronauts is the best song, why does lemon bitch has more views?

>>73260246
DYRBI?

Pipkiss

THE ICE CREAM MACHINE IS
FUCKING
BROKEN

Emburger
Yummy
Yummy
In my tummy

I'm a lemon lemon lemon lemon bitch
I'm a lemon lemon lemon lemon bitch
You taste just like lemonade
I'm a zesty bitch, don't hesitate
Slice me, squeeze me, marinate
Got that vitamin C, don't catch my shade

Got that citrussy
Let's get cushy
Got a lemon on my tushy
I'm not trying to be pushy

Lemon tart on my mind
Squeeze that lemon in my eye
Make me scream, what do I find?
Bitch, a lemon, are you blind?

So long how until an autist calculates lumis position?

>>73259954

>>73260314
why are her eyes so big? are you a foreigner?
>spoiler
OH GOD

Which two phase talents have the worst chemistry with eachother?

>>73260314

>>73260363
Why does she hate melons though

At all times we are under attack from /wasp/, /lig/, /#/, /jidf/, Nijisisters, holosisters, gumis, capipi/harines, likers, pankohiples, cookies, runatics, claraschizos, kiwis, SEA as a whole, Chinese. Russians, Americans, and Europeans. But if all of those were to be range banned then thread quality would undoubtedly improve.

CHYAAAT

>>73260373

>>73260363
why did Lumi write a golden shower euphemism song?

>>73260398
pippa and any jp

>>73260438

I miss Michiru streams

>>73260373
NOOOOOOOO WATCH OUT MICHIIIIIIII
SHES GONNA START CHOWING DOWN ON YOU
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCHHHHHHIIIIIIII

>>73260398
Any of the eops and any of the jops except michiru and pippa

do you think pippa deserves a beating

>>73260438
>>73260484

>>73260435
>not under attack by the latinx
Thanks goodness.

Love you Pippa.

>>73260373
>>73260447
>>73260498

>>73260373

:D

>>73260542
yeah by my penis

>>73260583
This is clearly fake. Michiru would just hit the dog with a stick for 12 hours and then Airi would eat herself.

>>73260638

>>73260164

>>73260484
>>73260438

>>73260667
https://files.catbox.moe/0x773e.webm

>>73260667
MISTER JANNIE GET DOWN!!!!!

>>73260057
Mhhhhhhhm borgar

>>73260749

When is Pippa gonna correct this bratty banana?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUoysW1aktA

HELP ANONS MY HAMSTER WON’T STOP EATING!
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO!
SHE’S INFLATING LIKE AN BALLOON ANIMAL!

uruka...

>>73260488
I can fix her

>>73260849
Hi Nyana

>>73260164
https://files.catbox.moe/21jg59.jpg

>>73260435
kys fag

>>73260164

>>73260940
Anon-san, your avatar...

>>73260940
anon...

>>73260940
I thought Uruka was over her lesmaxing phase.

>>73260921
You have to put her in a sock and beat it out of her

>>73260940
is she ok?

>>73260954
Why the fuck would you wanna do that?

>>73260246
Yeah with me

Every single member of Phase Connect now lives only to satisfy my pregnancy fetish.

Honestly, femanon should phase in.

>>73261058
So she will be happy

>>73260921
FAT AND CHUNKY
CHUBBY BELLY
UNWASHED PANTY
ROUND AND SMELLY

I miss Muyu, bros. I haven't been watching many of her streams lately, life has been getting in the way and I keep saying "I'll catch a live one later."

Hearing her Powerwashing Sim stream made me die a little inside.

The Blue Archive anime started, recently, too. She was probably really happy about that.

Fuck... I miss her...

>>73261049
You don't get over that.

Uruka, please stop coomer/yuri baiting. It just doesn’t suit you because anyone with half a brain can see you are forcing it. Please just talk more about music stuffs instead.

>>73261134
She’s not the healthiest calfie, doubt she has many years left.

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 50 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>73260164

>>73261147
I can fix that

>>73260921
Quick, throw her in my Hamster Disposal Unit

>>73261237
Fatass noises

>>73261237
>hovering this soundpost for a second
>thread updates and changes to hovering over
>>73261241
That was weird

>>73261292
Best cat

>>73261316
What are they summoning?

>>73261375
new lumi anti

>dead hours
Phase EU when?

>>73261049
The fashion term, not the sexuality.

>>73261375
looks like there's something coming out of the fire

>>73261537
Im here

>>73261080
She wasn’t accepted by Phase, so she went solo. She’s Elfinpsyops

Imagine being Daddy Smug.
You get to watch the streamer you groomed seething and rabidly defending you against a schizo who called you a groomer.
He's living the dream.

>>73261537
Lame.

>>73261632
Lamest poster among a sea of lame posters. How do you do it, Sei?
Suck stale seethe, too.

phase girl for this feel?

>>73261545
Nobody wants to watch EU girls

>>73261632
Lamest poster among a sea of lame posters. How do you do it, Sei?
Such stale seethe, too

>>73261735
the only EU girl in phase is a lazy and depressed racist. do we really want MORE of that!?

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5da7oog1Ov6_y3ipXS3oRwG0RPJfdt3q

>>73261545
I like the giggly Polish woman

>>73261701
anon...

>don't look at chuubas all day
>Come back to see NASA wanting BDSM for not having a schedule
That's some whiplash

>>73261701
>>73261766
In too much of a rush to spellcheck huh?

>>73261545
Ok, but you're getting girls from Belfast, Barcelona, Gdańsk and Istanbul.

>>73261856
Nasa...

>>73261777
Could always get an Italian girl who doesn’t huff markers. Just to give her an incentive.

>>73261875
We need a swedish one so we can send her SEKs nonstop.

>>73261632
we need new drama, looping old shit in her donos don't do it for me

>One more try
>One more try
>And I will have my Marine
>One more try
>One more try
>Then I will have my Marine

>>73259954
NOW (Literally right now)
Dead hour

SOON
Runie Ruse (23:00UTC | 1h30m | Devil May Cry 3)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO_oVPaUHU4
Rinkou 'Lia' Ashelia (23:00UTC | 1h30m | Deep Dive: Yaoi Horror Stories)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xhtk-TrT4rQ

LATER
Eimi Isami (02:00UTC | 4h30m | 25k Sub Celebration)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv6iHZyMFVg
Himemiya Rie (03:00UTC | 5h30m | Little Misfortune)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZkC56CoY-w
Kaminari Clara (04:00UTC | 6h30m | Q Remastered)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFyrmwxE1-s
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | 9h30m | Starcraft II or Warcraft III)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpemzhQFu3o
Gram Pico (07:00UTC | 9h30m | Zatsu, New Lifestyle)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O0fMjsOQ0k
Kokoromo Memory (09:00UTC | 11h30m | Mario Until 10k Subs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzsHe6Ndy1k
Ayase Yuu (11:00UTC | 13h30m | Apex Legends)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 16h30m | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

Notes:
>Airi is on guerilla schedule indefinitely
>Shiina may guerilla Elden Ring at some point this week & Eimi will guerilla Stardew
>Lumi will collab with Miia & Clio at some point this week, probably
>Pico is taking memories/advice for people starting a new lifestyle for today https://forms.gle/ZjdRpbCtDgDYWysK9
>Pico is taking questions/messages for this weeks Pico Friend https://forms.gle/uZh24rp3kbhjbeko6

Girls without a current schedule:
Nasa, Michi, Uruka, Panko, Erina, Dizzy & Saya

>>73261935
Ok you can have a Swede but she'll be a 2nd generation African immigrant.

>>73261973

>>73261735
>>73261777
Shit, Commieschizo woke up…

>>73261973

>>73261856
>pippa's stupid ryona fetish is spreading to even nasa
>silence from pippa

>>73261875
Fock ya!

> Gdańsk
Make it Krasnodar Krai

>>73261969
>Airi is on guerilla schedule indefinitely
Airiheads why haven't you burned down her Chaebol yet?

>>73261973
Very cool Hina, would be even cooler if you could stream more than 30 minutes a day

>>73262045
I wanted someone to say: yes, they wanted more of that.

>>73261973

>>73262058
I would've said kaliningrad but I don't think fishman could hire a Russian right now even if he wanted to.

>>73261875
Eww no

kaneko gumi

>>73261943
>old shit
It literally happened yesterday

>>73262113
/pcg/ my oshi died in an airstrike LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>73261973
is that a french kiss? what is going on?

>>73262135
if lumi was indian she'd be
kaneko poomi

>>73261777
Yes

Saya owes me streams

>>73262228
You owe yourself some fucking respect and a better oshi.

>>73261632
wyatt can you keep your seething to twitter and not in /pcg/?

>>73261969

>>73262195

>>73262168
Krasnodar Krai is the Florida of Russia. Nearby the new territories, but there’s no way the US is going to do an all out invasion

>>73262137
It was “walter” (sei) dragging in old schizo shit.

>>73262063

>>73262306
>old schizo shit
you mean real stuff that Lumi tries to pretend never happened

>>73262137
anons looping about lumi happens everyday, but that loop is about a year old clip
>Feb 7, 2023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knnGPySnOV8

>>73262372
>It was real, trust me!
Just 2 more tts dinos until Lumi graduates, right? Better repost the fake discord screenshots nobody cares about again just to be sure.

Hina is for big and strong bees from the baby boirds club.

What should I get for dinner

>>73262423
she was talking about how ungroomable she was on yesterday’s stream like 10 minutes before that dono

>>73262372
No. His perceptions of these things are dripping with jilted janny seethe.

>>73262372
>dinos

>>73262500
Get pizza

>>73262500
I made baked potatoes. I used to hate them when I was younger, but for some reason when I'm lazy enough to make them myself, they're great.

>>73261777
Yes.

>>73262543
>forgot your panko
>replied to the wrong post
You fucked up worse than I did.

>>73262559
What brand? Frozen or store bought?

>>73262372
I'm curious, how do we know it's real?

>>73262372
aaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee wyatt-san TASUKETE

>>73261632
man, you changed me

>>73262063
Every single day, I seethe at the fact that her company pushes so much work onto her and hope for it to get better or her to find a new job. I'm a new Airihead so dunno if there is something keeping her there other than the job market being what it is

>>73262600
If you get frozen then add extras to it yourself, otherwise just do store bought

>>73262500
Eat a raw ribeye steak

>>73262650
>dunno if there is something keeping her there other than the job market being what it is
She can't leave because of familial duty.

>>73262650
Her family and work visa.

>>73262423
Not an anti, but what exactly is she asking for with this zoomerism? Groomed into what? I heard her explain/romanticize kidnapping already.

I blame Dizzy for getting Lemon Bitch stuck in my head. Looping it for an hour on that stream has rewritten my brain

>>73262681
What brand of frozen pizza
What toppings

>>73262500
Casu martzu

>>73262650
She gets deported if she quits and Korea is legitimately worse than California.

>>73262650
Money and health are the two most important things in life. Everything else is a delusion. She might be staying with her job for purely practical reasons and general feelings of security.

I dropped 140 EUR on two pillows that should be coming around in a day or two. Uruka, I cordially invite you to share in this bounty of good posture and back/shoulder support. We can even try out tantric yoga which I totally know and am an expert in.

I think Phase Weekly is a net positive for the company.

>>73262776
>what exactly is she asking for
Attention. It's just woman shit.

>>73262846
Money is a delusion though.

what does airi even do?

>>73262846
This nigga ain't getting rid of his karmic attachments lmao

>>73261777
absolutely

>>73262895
She’s say it to a rapt chatroom

>>73262897
Fair enough, anything that isn't gold and silver isn't real money. But the physical objects purchased with it are quite real.

>>73262786
Get HomeRun Inn sausage and add mushrooms, sliced green pepper and black olives then finish with some extra cheese

>>73262897
Food isn't. A roof over your head isn't. An internet connect isn't. You need money so you can have things.

>>73262907
It’s top secret. Some tech company that deals with shit around the world. Naming it would get her doxxed, so don’t ask more.

>>73261777
You should watch her karaoke from yesterday. We definitely need more chuubas like this.

>>73262907
Her best!!
Codemonkey in a Korean company situated in California. May in fact be Samsung which is basically what happens when the East India company, Adobe and Nestle have a baby.

>>73262945
Groomers still give you attention when the stream is over. She wants you sending maros every single day, but she also wants you to not be lovey-dovey or a backseat manager or anything else that she might find annoying on any given day.

>>73262907
Me.

>>73262968
See >>73262949
all that other delusion are more important than gold and silver. True we need food, water, shelter etc. but those cost a little time and labor.

>>73263009
Her skills and knowledge ends with excel.

>Lumi posts photo of the eclipse
>Lumi doesn't live in the path of eclipse

>>73262611
>how do we know it's real?
It's schizo delusions, all anyone has is random conjecture and a cobbled together assortment of old discord screenshots from years ago with Lumi being, or at least acting like, the densest naïve retard this side of the equator and also being racist & mean to idiots (based)
Don't give the mentally ill your time of day

>>73262917
I spent the first thirty years of my life in poverty and on occasion it got extremely bad. I'm not apologizing for anything, I want the fucking pillows. Everything is expensive though, so much is true. Croatia has the highest inflation in the EU and it's a miracle I'm doing... rather well. I still need to get that desk I wanted to buy and finally replace my old one which has water damage and is now almost as old as I am. That's on the to-do list for June or July.

>>73262697
>>73262709
>>73262816
thanks anons, I will do my reps.
And holy her situation sounds like shit

>>73262871
I just like the extra dizzy

>>73263136
Deb00nked last thread.

>>73261777
There isn't enough of that

>>73263116
>a little
Me on my way to build myself a Minecraft dirt house in the middle of nowhere as if every livable square foot on earth isn't already owned and priced on the market.

>>73263136
We saw the midday light dim. It’s still pretty neat.
Hope she went walking in it

>>73262871
That's supposed to be for controversial opinions not objectively correct ones, a weekly show successfully encouraging clippers is huge for a small corpo

Michi...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6truKl5h3vI

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>73263136
Did you know you can post images online that you yourself didn't create?

>>73263275
What? That's not true, right?

>>73263314
That's a nice photo. What kind of lens did you use?

>>73263136
last thread our top astronomers apparently said it checked out
I have no idea if this is accurate

>>73263355
I just used my iPhone?

>>73263116
>True we need food, water, shelter etc. but those cost a little time and labor.
I somewhat agree with you. I was a renter for most of my life and being a renter means you are thoroughly fucked and a member of the serf class. However, once miracles happened and reality bent itself to my will I ended up with my own place (no debt, mortgages etc.) and yeah, if you have a home all you need to do is just exist with a modicum of money. These purchases I'm making are just me solving long standing issues with items that have grown far, far too old to function or be useful. Trust me, am Slav, we don't throw away anything unless it's unsalvageable. I still have my old early 2000s PC for instance - the original Internet Hate Machine if you will.

>>73263009
Poor Airi. Korea is a special kind of hell, and Samsung IS the state. It's essentially a fascist country in economic terms but not political. Their political issues are of another nature.

>>73260940
based

>>73263406
Consultant the thread meteorologists. That photo can’t have been hers even.

>>73263406
That's not how eclipses work. That anon is retarded.

>>73263481
Can you try that again in English?

>>73263406
He also said that he might be off. You realize that measuring pixels from unknown device and time like that can make a lot of difference?

>>73263420
It's Confucian in nature, same as Japan. They may be "democracies" in the western style, but they still behave pretty much like Chinese, with a rigid structure that doesn't allow for disagreement

>>73262846
>Money and health are the two most important things in life
Only applicable until your expenses are covered with a safe buffer, beyond that point money's importance drops off a cliff

>>73263420
I am so much the same. Except I’m still renting.

>>73263534
>You realize that measuring pixels from unknown device and time like that can make a lot of difference?
Yeah I do. That’s why I said “I have no idea if this is accurate”
try reading next time

Rie is a desperate slut

>>73261049
Uruka has a bad habit of beating a dead horse or not knowing when she should move on. Whether it be the cubs thing or her leaning into coomer shit then feeling she went too far.

So where did Lumi go to see the eclipse and who did she go with?

>>73263557
If money stops being important after a certain point how come Musk and Bezos didn't cash out into precious metals and sit 10 years ago?

>>73263406
Thats not how that works... a partial eclipse means that it DIDNT fully cross, meaning it would look like a crescent. It doesnt change the size of the moon over the top of the sun. This is like 80 IQ reasoning.

>>73263605
It's not a matter of "accuracy". Even using that as an argument makes you look retarded.

>>73263654
Computer screens, the cat she’s been sitting.

>>73263654
She came over to my place, since I live directly in the path.

>>73263552
I'm aware of that. What amuses me is that Korea, with its plastic surgeries, K-pop and so on appears quite insane but when you communicate with them they appear normal. An odd place. The North is just another expression of their oddity as a people.

>>73263557
I remember that study or something which deduces that after a point having more money doesn't really improve your life.

>>73263707
Did she at least suck your dick?

>>73263530
*consult* is what I meant, but it autofilled into that

>>73263734
The plastic surgeries are just people who want to be beautiful. That's totally normal, everyone wishes they were beautiful on some level.

>>73263656
If watching vtubers isn't important how come you didn't you fuck off and sit in a white padded room 4 years ago?

>>73263748
No, but we did interlink our pinkie fingers while sitting in separate chairs and listening to different music.

Instead of streaming today Lumi fucked off and took a flight with her “friend” to watch the eclipse. I wonder if the jeans groomer is back in town?

blue Pippa is streaming and she is WAY cuter than pink Pippa

>>73263586
Having your own home means everything. Everything. There's just so much more money to go around, you don't feel like there's a sword hanging over you and you can afford to work easy jobs and just live. I get you because like I said I was a renter for thirty years plus. It's insane out there. Here in Croatia the prices of apartments and homes, land itself, are absurdly high and nobody can afford them anymore sans the rich and foreigners, but even then a specific subset of foreigners who are also de facto rich. It has also become impossible to find a place for rent because of tourism. Rent is never below a 1000EUR for a rathole, a decent place would go for 1 300 - 1 800.

>>73263824
>getting mad instead of critically examining why you're wrong

>>73263869
why are you still seething?

>>73263953
wyatt is addicted to seething

>>73263913
Not mad, your point just isn't worth sincere discussion, it's like the "checkmate, atheists" jokes but unironic

Can you schizos stop trying to find Lumi’s location and harassing her about who she may have been with? Please?

Hag sex?

>>73263657
Nta, but anons last thread were claiming that she flew to Texas to take the pic. The eclips looked nothing like this in TX. The whole thing is just schizos having a melty over literally nothing.

>>73264107
Sex? With hags?

Phaser who is most likely to do this?
https://files.catbox.moe/tl08rh.webm

>>73263243
A little Monday Michi to make the day better.

>>73264049
Money literally never stops being important. There is no threshold that Amazon or Microsoft or Samsung or Tencent will ever hit that makes them say "damn I guess we made all of the money we ever cared to make, let's go home." Anyone who pretends like they're done with money forever is retarded and coping.

>>73260940
I thought uruka hated abgs?

>>73264104

>>73261777
Yes

>>73262917
You're not the decider of that, karma can only be issued by the cosmos!

>>73264141
Panko.

https://pastebin.com/QPvqJfUi

>>73264171
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was talking to a corporation made up of hundreds of thousands of people and not a singular human
Fucking retard, you don't even realize how stupid you are do you?

>>73264104
>screenshotting yourself

>>73260728
fuck off with your mexican ghost bullshit

>>73264191
You can like something without wanting to be something.
I love skeletal Asian women and grilled tilapia doesn't mean I want to be mistaken for either.

>>73264191
Hina isn't a abg

>>73262846
actually love is the most important thing in life, but as humans we do not know what love is yet, first, you need to meditate until you quiet the spontaneous thought in your mind, once you find the silence, the nothingness, the everpresent now, in the illusion of perception, there you will find the love that we all crave for, this is what's called spiritual enlightenment, everything cascades form there, and I believe phase connect will be the first corpo to have a truly enlightened chuuba that will cause a chain reaction, this was revealed to me in a dream

Is sex with lolibabas good for you?

>>73264141
Dizzy's sister went to prison, so probably her

i miss pippa...

>>73264141
Nigger behavior
>B-but they are white!
Nigger behavior. Real white people dont fight.

>>73263869
She just had one of her groomers send her the image bro

Who is the SBF of Phase?

>>73264445
You've been castrated and feminized.

>>73264435
QRD?

>>73264445
>Real white people don't fight.

>>73264141
>Suplexes hee
>Slams her head against hard concrete
That's horrible. That could have killed her.

>>73264403
I see. Could you repeat that again? I think I missed a few key points. Please and Thank you.

>>73264512
Pippa, Lia, Lisa and Tenma.

>>73264104
Type Sweetgreen into google maps.

>>73264445
good goy

>>73264583
Type "gay porn" into google

>>73264364
As a lolicon I disagree. Every lolicon worth his salt has often imagined what it would be like to be the little girl. This has had terrifying and grotesque consequences for some people and those forced to be in their presence. However, it is interesting to think how life would be like if you got isekai'd and woke up as an adorable little girl with lesbian tendencies and get to wear all those cute frilly outfits and laced panties and go kyaa~! every once in a while.

To truly comprehend life you'd have to live every single instance of it, every variation, every possibility. For that reason we will never know if life is good or bad, or preferable to death.

>>73264524
>>73264518
Getting into petty fights like that is low class behaviour. It's not the same as an actual fight in the ring or defending your family/home

>>73264141
She could probably whoop my ass... hot

So the only streams in US prime time tonight will be a Lia fujo stream and r*nie?
26 talents and Runie and this is the best phase can do?

>>73264335

>>73264616
I'm in what now

>>73264299
Walter is a cringy fool. Not only did he break containment, he believes the garbage Sei has been bringing in here and seething about p. What an embarrassment you guys are.

>>73264645
Damn that goal post moved quick

>>73264672
ummmm.... welll......... tummy hort.. and dream hort.. ..and work hort....

>>73264521
From what Dizzy said, casual dates degenerates like "drug dealers" while having two kids with no father and has been arrested/convicted for something, implied violence related.
Basically the complete opposite of Dizzy, even down to having a cute innocent baby face to hide the huge bitch underneath while Dizzy has the resting bitch face that scares men away.

>>73264583
Ok I did. Is this supposed to be Lumi’s favorite salad place or something?

>>73264704
You need to take out your peanits first

Nowand this is the most important partstart jorking it

>One more debut, eh old friend?
>One more debut and imma get that Marine the cosmos owes me

>>73264602
>why aren't you standing around filming this girl bouncing another girl's head into solid concrete? you a fag or something?

>>73264767
Someone please save Dizzy

>>73264412
yes

>>73264767
How does an Asian fuck up her life that bad?

>>73264680
¡Qué preciosa!

>>73264721
Not the original anon,it's pretty obvious that when he said "fight"he meant stuff like bar fights or jumping someone because they called you a mean name. that's acting like an animal, not the same as a gentlemanly competition like boxing or karate or defending yourself.

You should be able to tell what he meant from the context of the video instead of just assuming he meant all fighting

>>73264820
An actual man would have broke them apart but you wouldn't understand being anything but a passive bystander in life

>>73264767
And Dizzy lives with and enables this creature by watching her kids?

>>73261735
Phase NEEDS a cute french vtuber with heavy accent

>>73264931
Don't get involved in other people's stupid shit

>>73264767
I'm like 90% positive she said the kids are her brother's. Somebody correct me if that's wrong.

>>73264878
by dating blacks

>>73265028
You are correct. The sister doesn’t have children that we know of.

>>73264945
Not anymore.

>>73264945
in asian families especially, sometimes you have no choice but to support family (or at least, its a choice most of them don't make)

>>73264932
I should infer information from a man who I know absolutely nothing about? And I know you'll say," Ohh but its obvious no one would say anything that retarded." You see dumbasses spewing their retarded ass takes here all day long. I can either choose to bend over backwards & make leaps in logic to give him the best interpretation or (what I choose to do) take his words at face value.

Pippa is based and cool

Runie soon

>>73264990
Uruka speaking Chinese does things to me, I don't think I'd be able to survive a French chuuba.

>>73265049
An answer that explains everything.

>>73265117
If you we're intelligent you would be able to use your intuition to understand what other people meant from the context of the original subject Matt

>>73263869
>be lumi
>streamed for 48 hours
>flew 4 hours to TX/IN/IL/PA for the meme eclipse
>took a photo
>flew 4 hours back to west coast
> stream the next day

>>73265118
Based on my fucking peiner

>>73264945
To put it in /pcg/ legible terms: Rent expensive. Buying impossible.

To put it in human terms: They're still her blood.

>>73265196
Pippa wouldn't do that!

My crab looks kinda weird

>>73265185
Refer to the latter half of my reply. There not teach you how to read over in Eritrea?

HEY LIA!
18 MINUTES UNTIL YOU STREAAAAAAAM

>>73265194
>be anon
>spend his whole life seething

>>73265290
He's saving the world.

>>73265254
Shiina a cute. I'm loving her Crab Princess arc. To me she was good since day one and just got even better.

>>73265290
>Be anon
>Spend his whole life in the cuck chair

>>73265267
I read it and I ignored it because it's low iq behaviour that shouldn't be accepted.

>>73265194
Where does she fit in the copious amount of sex she had? Did she just do that in the airplane bathroom?

>>73265290
>Be anon
>Spend his whole life whiteknighting an anime woman on a basket weaving forum
Neither of you come out of this looking good anon.

As a white man, i want more SEA women in Phase. They are the most compatible with white males out of any race.

>>73265290
>anon can't understand satire
autism

>>73263884
Blue Pippa is just a worse Petra.

>>73264635
Nope

>>73265329
Damn dude you are so fucking smart.

which phase girl would give the best head

>>73265117
>take his words at face value.
nta, it's pretty obvious you are just choosing the most retarded interpretation for the sake of baiting, if you've been around the chan, you'd know what the original anon meant

>stop watching vtubers for 2 weeks
>still shitpost in /pcg/ because I have nothing better to do
>feeling more normal and getting along with a couple guys at work better
>today my supervisor calls me aside and asks why I hate one of my female coworkers
>he tells me she hates me too
>I think he's just bullshiting me, but I have had some awkward moments with her recently
>supervisor calls over another guy to confirm what he said and tells me he's notice we hate each other
>confused as fuck now
>I'm supposed to sort things out with her and the supervisor wants to mediate
>notice another female coworker is starting to get awkward around me as well
I don't fucking understand bros, I really don't. If I can't figure out what the fuck the cause of this is I'm actually going to give up on being a normie and start giving pippa all my spare cash

>>73265398
His seething has blinded him, pay it no mind.

>>73264945
Ezekiel 18:20 The one who sins is the one who will die. The child will not share the guilt of the parent, nor will the parent share the guilt of the child. The righteousness of the righteous will be credited to them, and the wickedness of the wicked will be charged against them.

Will Lumi talk about her eclipse experience on stream or will she just stay silent?

>>73264817
>Poker instead of Mahjong

>>73264817
Thats not mahjong...

>>73265290
it was a joke and you're a little retard.

I went to go see some family I haven't in a while after being reminded of my mortality and coming back to this place so full of pointless bitterness and anger it all looks incredibly silly now.

>>73263869
>>73265194
I'm more baffled but the decision to blow god knows how much just to fly a few hours just to take a picture of literally nothing. That's some serious retarded Instagram brain behaviour.

>>73265422
Sakana.

>>73265353
you really changed me, bro

>>73265423
>After exactly 15 years of being on 4chan you glean knowledge of what every sperg is meaning to say on the site.

what is it about lumi that mindbroke so many anons
i don't see whats so special and i'm tired of feeling left out of the schizo-loop

>>73265532
>15 years
oof, massive skill issue

>>73265461
Ask her about it and she’ll say she didn’t get to see it fully and that she uploaded someone else’s photo.
Because that’s what happened. She’s not from Texas.

>>73265422
SHIINA SUCKS (me)

>>73265577
its over for 14.99999999 bros

as someone who couldn’t see the eclipse today I’m so excited for Lumi to tell us about her little eclipse-trip

>solar eclipse happens
>silence from lumi

>>73265532
Yes, unironically

>>73265487
Discord Gumis are running full damage control.

>>73265429
>still shitpost in /pcg/
>I can't figure out what the fuck the cause of this

>>73265532
>it took him 15 years to gain this power
grim

>>73265496
>literally nothing
Fuck off. Total eclipses are genuinely once in a lifetime experiences. Ones that can't be communicated through a screen

Why do people care so much about the eclipse anyway? Just seems like fomo

>>73265607
Anon i think there is something wrong with your soundpost

Sometimes it seems like Lumi's biggest flaw is her ironclad opsec. If people knew more about her there would be a lot less gaps to fill with rrats.
Not that I want the poor girl exposed to the world but I stg it seems like it would make her life easier.
Being a chuuba - especially in the 4chan company - seems like a terrible job.

>>73265581
But I am. I flew her down for the day so we could have eclipse sex in my yard.

>>73265686
I only care because Lumi slipped up

>>73265581
>texas
retard
https://twitter.com/LeaflitVT/status/1777408254412267955/photo/1

Lumi is a fucking bimbo

>>73265401
Accept your dreams Horo Horo.

>>73265669
Damn so you're gonna change your life around now right? This one in a lifetime experience is totally gonna change you forever right? Whole new man now that you saw the moon cover a star an au away.

>>73265669
>Total eclipses are genuinely once in a lifetime experiences. Ones that can't be communicated through a screen
This. Anyone who's actually experienced a total eclipse knows there's nothing else like it. Its not just the sky darkening, the shadows twist and slither around you and it feels like you've stepped into another world. Its surreal.

>>73265686
Because my fucking wifi went away but the neighbour's didnt

>>73265429
you need to build a mask specifically for women. like :3 or xD kinda bullshit but for verbal/nonverbal communication. If you talk to them like your male co-workers they'll read into everything when there's nothing to read into, and get pissed off.
Literally start analyzing your interactions at work like an RPG dialogue, study people's facial expressions and mirror them, be 150% more polite/friendly than you think you need to be, and note differences.
But you should absolutely tell them you are autistic, even if you aren't (hint: you are), and apologize alot. Ask them for specific advice on what made them feel weird/threatened, and JUST LISTEN. Don't try to rationalize what you did, just try to see their viewpoint (retarded though it may be).
This is a skill tree you clearly haven't leveled up much. It will suck ass, but social masking to make women leave you the fuck alone will make your life easier.

>>73265686
Because it's neat and rare.

>>73265696
I used to think Lumi was smart enough to avoid saying and doing things that would trigger schizos in a major way and that she would intentionally only give them little tidbits here and there to make rrats.
These past two days have made me realize Lumi is not smart. She’s as just as retarded and emotional as the average woman.

>>73265753
Harine Moment

>>73265669
>>73265765
>"Oh wow it gets dark for a few minutes when it's not supposed to"
People are retarded and easily entertained by pretty colours, many such cases. Almost as bad as the mundane booking train tickets to see the northern lights.

>solar eclipse
where are the picoposters?

>>73265765
I experienced one while I was still in school and the only thing I remember is that I was happy because we skipped a test to watch that shit.

>post eclipse photo
>anons seethe and call her a texan
?

>>73265669
>Total eclipses are genuinely once in a lifetime experiences.
I remember about a dozen. A few comets as well. The only "once in a lifetime" experience you'll ever have is being born and dying. That and your first anal orgasm.

>>73265875
Blocked

>>73265875
the moon is blocking them retard

IM HERE TO EAT GLUE AND WATCH LIA, AND IM ALL OUT OF GLUE OH HELL YEAH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xhtk-TrT4rQ

>>73265833
Schizos trigger themselves.

>>73265271
STOP.
YELLING.
AT.
ME.

>>73265686
This one passed over an area where Americans actually live; it got hyped up because more people would be able to see it.

>>73265833
would you say she changed you, man?

>>73265914
Oh shit he's gonna eat Lia!

>>73265833
She got too complacent.