/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

i busted the fattest nut to the kenzie

>Boyfriend dungeon
I thought Reine was a lesbian

>first collabed in Mexico
>now in Texas
HOW ARE KIARA AND MOONA MOVING THAT FAST

My Ina!

KIARA LOVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L4NNkF2Knc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L4NNkF2Knc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L4NNkF2Knc

>>73254085
>>73254108
But it's completely dark...how can your eyes be burnt by shadows?

>>73254113
Why did she leave

FAUNA CUTE

Rare monhun squad of Flare/Fubuki/Pekora.

Reine cute
sleepy game tho

Legendary stream going on right now

foobs joined the monhun party!

wawa

I want to protect their smiles the way they protect mine

>Flare
>Peko
>FBK
name this group

>>73254193
cuuuuuuuuuuuute

Ok Kiara, now that you had fun trolling people on twitter it's time to post the schedule

thoughts?

This is OUR kenzie!
Please say something nice about him!

>>73254193
cuuuuuuuuuute

>>73253969
Pluto's fine, he was just reassigned to a different Gen.

I looked directly at the eclipse with my bear eyes during the 2010s and my eyes are still fine.

Science is real?

They're still up? Jesus Peko and FBK really are living the degen hours.

>>73254190
sex

>>73254193
cuuuuuuuute

>>73254176
Did you save before looking at the sun? Might want to save scum this

This solar eclipse shit is kinda boring and underwhelming. Do boomers really care about this shit?

>>73254225
I want white tights footjob

>look at the eclipse with no sunglasses
>am perfectly fine
Yeah I dint rely uebrstand egwt the pruemen to be hoebst

>>73254165
LOVE & LUST

>>73254120
I think Kiara has been a bit too smug lately, and needs to be corrected!

>>73254234
>Haumea help you

>>73254257
delicious

>>73254234
Just because she is flat don't mean she is a guy

>>73254193
Ugly

>>73254234
>Ceres
>Dwarf
Wow rude

>>73254234
>Ceres
Ceres isn't even medium?!

>>73254273
daredevilchama...

>Getting blinded by an eclipse
Literally a skill issue.

Ayamefriend, will you marry me?

>>73254293
Actually made me lol, you fucker

>>73254225
Cutie!

>>73254158
yeah, me.

>>73254234
UOOOOOH DWAR PLANET EROTIC

https://twitter.com/SussyJoe_08/status/1777404386546794933

>>73254160
power of sex

>>73254305
Ceres is the smallest of the bunch even

>>73254305
But it's the truth!

>>73254293
kek

Did God forget to change the light bulb?

https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1777405390138867997

>>73254176
If it's not in totality, even if the sun is dim it's the light that you don't see that destroys your eyes (ie., the UV light)

>>73254360
Did this really happen

https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1777405390138867997

>>73254360
SEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXX

>>73254360
nice

>>73254328
you don't want to marry a hag with a bratty deposition, they're not looking for love, they're looking to fulfill the fantasy of being forcibly taken.

>>73254408
GO MOON GO, SIT ON HER

SUNMOON GODS WE GOT CONFIRMATION WAWA TOPS

>>73254193
cuuuuuuuuute

Sun is about 75% covered where I'm at and other than a weird shadow angle, you wouldn't know it
Sun is seriously strong

>All these people looking up at the fucking sun without protection

Reine has encountered a shota

>>73254360
hot

Is Mori is JP right now or USA?

SUNMOON JUST LANDED IN TEXAS

>>73254499
spicy!

>>73254499
she just can't catch a break...

>>73254419
>>73254408
cute

>>73254499
hot

>>73254502
>He’s a pussy with weak retinas
Lmfao

>>73254360
artistic

>>73254502
sun is a little bitch, what's the worst it could to me

>>73254532
No one to blame but herself

>>73254499
weine...

>>73254499
based

>>73254499
By Allah, what compels you to do such a thing

Fucking Joe Biden did this

I went outside to see if I could notice anything but then I got spooked about hurting my eyes and gave up

The sun is like 3 inches tall why would it hurt my eyes

Oh yeah I think Reine mentioned that before

Can someone tell Kiara to turn off the gay bgm.

>>73254587
hot lesbian sex

>>73254607
What's the lore of this creature?

>>73254255
If you've never experienced it, you wouldn't understand. It feels otherworldly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4nwWrLMkvg
SOON

>>73253504
Ceres >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the rest

Solar Eclipse already streamed 3 times during NA hours in 2017, 2023 and 2024. Why won't they stream during EU hours until like 2070?

https://files.catbox.moe/o5fvg0.webm

>got to see the eclipse
That was really neat

The chances of our moon being the perfect size to eclipse our star is insane.

>>73254650
Anon, I'm pretty sure the moon covering the sun is a earth specific thing...

>>73254660
owari da.....

towa is my wife
eclipse is cool hopefully i didnt destroy my eyes

>>73254660
Why did she leave and end the kino

>>73254702
It's not really the size, it's the right distance

Flare over.....

>>73254648
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medjed
> I know the name of that smiter [i.e., Medjed] among them who belongs to the House of Osiris, who shoots with his eyes, yet is unseen. The sky is encircled with the fiery blast of his mouth and Hāpi makes report, yet he is unseen.

>>73254687
not a fan of soundposts anon

>>73254687
What the heck is she doing?

>thread is dead because every burger is watching the eclipse
I guess that proves that this place is dominated by NA

>IRyS giving paypigs personal HBD tweets
disgusting

fureagone...

holy shit niggas the sun is disappearing
glad i got the stupid glasses because it's actually pretty freaky to look at like what the fuck

>>73254800
It’s both you dummy

>>73254875
>na

>>73254702
It has to be a certian size yes but it only happens once in a blue moon, heh, because the angle and distance has to be correct and even then it's only for minutes in a small area of the world.
Think of it more like moving props around wildly till one hides the other from your viewpoint despite its unbelievably smaller size.

uuhhh guys I wawa ok? She's starting to act a bit weird

even gura cute poster gave up...

>>73254702
>>73254800
>the sun is 400 times bigger than the moon
>the sun is 400 times farther away from the moon
and people say we don't live in a simulation

>>73254908
It's actually an equivalence class of pairs of those parameters

>>73254953
>the sun is 400 times bigger than the moon
hmm

>>73254875
it's 3AM SEAtime man
and im watching eclipse

>>73254702
>>73254953
it wasn't always like this and won't be in the future, we just happen to live where this is true

still the best stream intro right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlvIadTyiFk

>>73254660

>>73255020
As it was Written

What a fucking slop day for streams
Only good one is haachama/bijou

>>73255020
Dinosaurbros will never have this luxury

>>73254660
>>73254721
>>73254781
>>73255052
The return is foretold to be soon

>>73254953
Nah it's the power of the almighty God

>>73254953
>God makes the sun 400 times bigger than the moon
>God put the sun 400 times farther away from the moon
It's that simple

>>73255020
yeah, when humans didn't exist and when humans cease to exist

The chances of my hands being the perfect size to cup Kiara's breasts is insane.

>>73255034
>Flopgloss
>best

JFWATSE
Total solar eclipses are fucking beautiful to see in person and I hope all of you get the chance to see one

I tried to peek to see if I could see a partial eclipse and now my eyes kinda hort...

>>73255081
>>73255079
>>>/his/

>>73255079
>>73255081
Based and godpilled

>>73254953
>simulation
>the earth is actively trying to kill us now
please nerf next patch

>>73255079
>>73255081
>>>/x/

Good morning everyone!

>alright eclipse time, lets check it
>oh

>>73254176
the face of a cute retard

>>73254499
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1777261532965195864
Remember that the price will change soon, probably to be more expensive.

>>73254660
Thats the only Sana stream I watched
I made this near the end

>>73254879
Gotta milk them somehow

>>73254499

>>73254872
Akwa knows how to work the shaft

https://x.com/keenbiscuit/status/1777409445959778410

>>73254953
pottery

Someone made very realistic and long audios of holomems moaning and breathing heavily. Does anyone have them? Apparently Bae, Flare and Marine already have audios done but I cannot find them.

>>73255162
KFP NO YOU'LL GO BLIND

>>73255150
>>73255162
kek

>>73255034
Kanade's a fucking weirdo

>>73255101
>just fucked watson and takanashi, so energized

>>73254875
it isn't full for me for like another 10 minutes

>>73255101
>Just Fucked Watame And The Sheep Escape
huh ?

I looked at the sun and my vision feels strange...

>>73255162
KFP-CHAMA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>americans when totality happens

>>73255105
Dumb tako

I missed the solar eclipse because I had to take a shit

>>73254237
thats because you still have a set of human eyes to fall back on

>>73255100
Ganbatte Reine!

>>73255129
>>73254225
anon when's yours?

>>73255238
This is such a Kobo thing to say

>>73255162
where tf are your glasses

>>73254948
poor band of Lui

>>73254234
Ceres...
TToTT

>>73255150
based

Fool of an onyan

So I’m in a parking lot alone and it’s about to come here in 10 mins and I have no glasses
Do I just look at it anyways? I can’t just ignore it

>>73255150
cute

>>73255100
my dick is the perfect size for kobo's tiny tight cunny

>>73254948
>i wawa ok

No I wawa

>>73254948
cute

>>73254145
Qrd

>>73255315
Just look for 2 seconds max at a time and you'll be fine

i think that slutty kenzie should sell his body to oji-sans

>>73255249
get back to me when I stop being a NEET

>>73255162
I got thick glasses, I’ll be fine

>>73255318
haha chiisai chinpo

>>73255315
Yeah. It's fine to look at it without glasses during totality

>>73255315
scrounge a cardboard box and some tin foil
but you should've got glasses, the darkness is whatever like a cloudy day, but seeing the actual disc of the sun turn black fucking disappear is kind of freaking me out

city planning bros how do you fix this I dont understand whats wrong

>>73254120
Wtf is this op, they aren't even live?!

Moonaaaaaaa

>>73255399
Needs more roundabouts.

>>73255102
flop on this dick

>>73255420
anonchama...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5j95RUSLd8

what the fuck is a girl dinner?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeUSfhEyfJ4
are they implying women can't cook?

>>73255420
And?

>>73255399
maybe try not to have 5 different intersections within 2 seconds of each other it was an obvious issue from the start

>>73255399
Add more lanes

>>73255399
You make a big one way road through the whole city and lead it back to the exit. And roundabouts, lots and lots of roundabouts.

thinking about cat tats

>>73255315
If you can make a pinhole camera with a piece of paper abd something needle like, you can just project the eclipse on the ground or something

>>73255435
beg me for it like they beg for subs first

>>73255315
your windows should block at least some so stay in the car
also the most dangerous part is when the sun comes back out so stop by then

>>73255420
unarchived

The Mayans were right, this shit is cool. I just looked at the sky and now I can manipulate blood from my eyes.

>>73255389
>seeing the actual disc of the sun turn black fucking disappear is kind of freaking me out
imagine what ancient people must've thought

>>73255441
last time I heard it was literally pussy, like eating out vagina, who knows what kids are up these days

Man it's dark as shit outside what the fuck

>>73255399
Those are slow roads, she is going from the highway (60mph) directly into the inner city roads (30mph). Since she is playing without mods her best bet would be a roundabout and some one way streets.

>>73254875
>thread is extremely peaceful and full of intelligent discussion while they're out watching the eclipse
hmm...

>>73255399
Not enough grids I think.

My eyes feel funny...

>>73255490
Really makes you think

>Kiara not streaming on her main channel because she's collabing with Moona
BRAVO NOLAN

I always have to give it to Kiara for seeking out content humor like this

>>73255472
or he can just not stare at it like he usually does

>>73255471
I'm sure you're personally very invested in this weeks forced drama

>>73255150
fuck Tatang

>>73255485
>>73255429
>>73255460
Do they have roundabouts in japan? I thought they were an euro thing.

>>73255483
lucky, the sky has been completely overcast due to rain since yesterday for me

>>73255490
I'm in NA and I'm not watching the Eclipse...

>>73255399
Wow thats a lot of red...
It's worse than I thought

>>73255477
The sun looks fucking bright as shit without eclipse glasses until it suddenly isnt so they must've thought it was dying or something.
Everywhere close enough to see the eclipse but not enough for totality must've just thought it was a really bright day though

guys.. I feel like something bad is about to happen…

>totality starts
>crickets immediately start chirping
kino

>>73255469
delicious strawberry flavored cat tats...

>>73255442
Heh. I get it. Good one. Didn't think hlgg could still be funny.

>>73255543
Not a single cloud in sight for me and it look like twilight. It's not even a full eclipse. Very spooky

>>73255315
Unironically go inside a building and hide from the sun for a few minutes like
>I DON'T HAVE GLASSES I NEED SHELTER SO I DON'T GO BLIND HELP

>>73255420

>>73255540
I don't know about Japan but they exist in some places in NA.

>>73255362
not even a straight never huh

>>73255574
I've read on the internet that primitive animals go to their night mode while more intelligent animals kind of freak out

Remember when Boros ate the sun?

>>73255477
There was an ancient battle that got stopped because of a full eclipse.
https://military-history.fandom.com/wiki/Battle_of_Halys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZWov9V7WrU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2uBJM8VUBI

>>73255595
I wonder how many retards went/go blind today.

>>73255584
That one is from our resident comidihen Takanashi Kiara
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1777394451846934905

>>73255420
>he doesn't know

>>73255616
I thought about saying "when you do it" but then I was worried that you'd actually post crossplay and I'd be forced to keep my end.

I think we can solve global warming if we can just park the moon at a 24/7 solar eclipse position..

Lapsama my friend

>>73255645
What if this causes the collapse of burgerland, because too many people just went blind.

>>73255624
What a fat fuck, he should spit it out.

>>73255665
neither of you actually have the guts to in the first place

>>73255646
Huh....

I think Moona should treat my face like the sun and sit on it fully

>>73255674
That unironically would solve it

>>73255687
Okayu made him spit it back out

>>73255624
Why isn't he near Clock tits

SEX WITH KAELA, ANIMALISTIC ROUGH LOVE MAKING WITH KAELA, UNGA BUNGA CAVEMAN SEX WITH WRESTLING MOVES AND BROKEN BONES, HIGH IMPACT COITUS WITH KAELA, STEAMY BABY BATTER INJECTIONS WITH KAELA, FLESH SMACKING VAGINAL INFILTRATION WITH KAELA, SWEATY SEX TIME WITH KAELA, ANAL EXPLORATION WITH KAELA, SLOPPY GLUK GLUK ORAL FUN TIME KAELA, TIDDY SLAP SUCK WITH KAELA, MATING PRESS KAELA, PUMP MY CUM INTO KAELA, FINGERBANGING IN THE FORGE WITH KAELA, CUNNILINGUS WITH KAELA, FULL NELSON WITH KAELA, MISSIONARY POSITION WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PROCREATION WITH KAELA, I NEED TO PLAY THE BUTT BONGO WITH KAELA, SHOOT MY GOO INSIDE KAELA, TANTRIC HUMAN PRETZEL SEX WITH KAELA, SPIT POLISHING MY BALLS WITH KAELA, SHOVING THE END OF KAELA'S BLACK SMITHING HAMMER INTO HER PUSSY AND HAVE HER STAND OVER ME AND HIP THRUST WHILE TIGHTENING HER VAGINAL MUSCLES AND USING THE HAMMER TO CRUSH MY COCK AND BALLS, I WANT KAELA TO CHAIN ME TO A BED AND POUR HOT WAX ALL OVER MY BODY AND SPIT INTO MY MOUTH, POURING SCENTED OILS ONTO KAELA'S HEAVING BREASTS AND GIVING THEM A SENSUAL RUB, LOCKING LIPS WITH KAELA AND DOING THE TONGUE TANGO, TRANSFORMING INTO A HUMAN CHAIR AND LETTING KAELA STREAM FOR HOURS WHILE SITTING ON MY FACE, BURYING MY FACE INTO HER PITS AND SLATHERING THEM WITH MY SALIVA LIKE A STUPID DOG, WANDERING THE WILDERNESS TO FIND PRECIOUS NATURAL RESOURCES WITH KAELA, MARRYING KAELA AND GOING ON A ROMANTIC HONEYMOON GETAWAY AND IMPREGNATING HER WOMB UNDER THE MOONLIGHT, KNOCKING UP KAELA JUST WEEKS AFTER SHE GAVE BIRTH TO OUR FIRST CHILD AND DOING IT AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL WE HAVE A LEGION OF AUTISTIC CHILDREN, SLAPPING MY TURGID COCK AGAINST KAELA'S CLITORIS UNTIL I BLAST MY CREAM ONTO HER TUMMY, TAKING THE TIME TO COOK A HEARTY 3 COURSE MEAL FOR KAELA AFTER A LONG DAY OF STREAMING, BENDING KAELA OVER HER ANVIL IN THE FORGE AND FUCKING HER RAW UNTIL I PASS OUT FROM HEAT STROKE, RESTING MY HEAD IN KAELA'S LAP UNTIL I DRIFT OFF TO SLEEP, PRONEBONING KAELA ON THE COUCH AND PAINTING THE INSIDE OF HER ANUS WITH MY SEED, BURYING MY NOSE INTO KAELA'S PUBES AND TAKING A WHIFF, DECLARING FATWA UPON KAELA'S ENEMIES AND SLAUGHTERING THEM LIKE ANIMALS, TRAVELING TO ANCIENT GREECE USING TIME DISTORTIONS TO SECURE ADAMANTINE ORE FROM MOUNT OLYMPUS FOR MY BLACKSMITH WIFE KAELA, PERFORMING MID MINECRAFT STREAM CUNNILINGUS ON KAELA'S SWEATY GAMER GASH, MOANING SOFTLY WHILE KAELA'S CALLUSED HANDS BEAT MY MEAT, USING A SET OF ARMOR FORGED BY KAELA AS MY BULWARK FOR WHEN IT COMES TIME TO LIBERATE MY COUNTRY WITH KAELA, PERFORMING STANDARD WEAPON MAINTENANCE ON ANYA WITH KAELA, PLAYING KUSOGE WITH KAELA, CUMMING INSIDE KAELA'S SMITHING GLOVES WHEN SHE ISN'T LOOKING, DOING IT AGAIN WHEN SHE IS LOOKING, SHOVING MY SHLONG BETWEEN KAELA'S THIGHS, PAINTING KAELA'S SKIN A PURE ALABASTER WHITE WITH MY CUM, BENDING KAELA OVER HER ANVIL AND HAMMERING HER ASS WITH MY PENIS, AGRESSIVELY RUBBING THE HEAD OF MY COCK ALONG KAELA'S FOLDS AND SMACKING IT AGAINST HER ENGORGED CLITORIS, SHOOTING MY SELF PRODUCED MAYO DOWN KAELA'S GULLET, SPEWING MY MOUNT VESUVIOUS CUM FLOW INSIDE KAELA'S ORIFICES, SNIPER SHOTTING MY LOAD ACROSS INTERNATIONAL WATERS AND SOVEREIGN BORDERS TO PRECISION IMPREGNATE KAELA'S WOMB, CONNECTING WITH KAELA VIA NEURAL HANDSHAKE IN OUR JAEGAR AND BOXING KAIJU TO PROTECT OUR SEAS, CARRYING A SLEEPING KAELA TO MY BED AND KISSING HER ON HER FOREHEAD, GENTLY PUSHING MY DIAMOND HARD DICK DEEP INTO KAELA'S DEPTHS, CRYING OUT IN ECSTASY WHEN KAELA GORILLA GRIPS MY COCK AND BEATS MY MEAT LIKE IT OWES HER MONEY, USING KAELA'S NECKWARMER AS MY CUM RAG, FONDLING KAELA'S HEAVING BREASTS WHILE HITTING IT FROM BEHIND, PERFOMING DISPLAYS OF PUBLIC OF AFFECTION WITH KAELA THAT MAKES ONLOOKERS UNCOMFORTABLE, PASSIONATE WOMB BUSTING LOVE MAKING WITH KAELA, LEARNING INDONESIAN FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF IMPRESSING KAELA'S PARENTS, TAKING A BLACKSMITHING COURSE SO I CAN WORK ALONGSIDE MY WIFE KAELA, DOMINATING BIJOU WITH KAELA, GIVING KAELA THE PUSSY POUNDING OF A LIFETIME AND HAVING HER LEGLOCK ME WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO SEVER MY SPINE, GLAZING KAELA'S CUMZONE WITH MY GOO, PERFORMING ARCHAIC RITUALS TO SUMMON MULTIPLE KAELA'S INTO OUR REALM TO ACHEIVE THE KAELA SINGULARITY, SHOVING MY COCK UP OLLIE'S ASS WHILE KAELA SITS ON HER FACE, RESEARCHING THE BEST GRINDY AUTISM FEST GAMES FOR KAELA TO ENJOY ON AND OFF STREAM, SLATHERING KAELA'S SOLES WITH MY SALIVA LIKE A DEGENERATE, UPLOADING MY CONCIOUSNESS TO THE CLOUD SO I CAN MATERIALIZE MID KAELA 3D SHOWCASE AND IMPREGNATE HER LIVE, ROCKNAPPING BIJOU AND APPRAISING HER SMALL BODY WITH KAELA, PLAYING SHITTY MOBA GAMES WITH KAELA TO PROVE MY LOVE FOR KAELA, HAVING A 69 HOUR ENDURANCE SEX MARATHON FEATURING SPECIAL SEGMENTS AND GUEST APPEARANCES WITH KAELA, BECOMING AN ELITE GYMNAST AND ACROBATIC SO I CAN HAVE GRAVITY DEFYING MIDAIR SEX WITH KAELA, INFILTRATING THE HIDDEN LEAF VILLAGE TO STEAL THE SHADOW CLONE JUTSU CLONE SO I CAN MAKE CLONES OF MYSELF AND SEX KAELA LIKE IN THIS IMAGE https://files.catbox.moe/iw2w9u.png

>>73255674
t. Charles Montgomery Burns

>>73255624
thinking about shota boros

>>73255708
You would die

Uh birdbros, why is everything getting dark and cold?

>>73255674
Unironically, why don't we just build some kind of giant thruster somewhere and then fire it while it faces the sun to push us farther away from the sun, increasing our orbit and thus decreasing our average temp by a few degrees?

>>73254400

>>73255793
GURAAAAAAAA YOUR GLASSEEEEEES

So does the eclipse actually make everything super dark or is it only like just a tad bit darker then a normal day?

>>73255754
Get, Get, Get Some Help

>>73255849
basically dusk

>>73255793
GURAAAAAA

>>73255849
it was pretty much pitch black outside because were in totality and the birds were freaking out

Ateishity is such a congested shithole...

Rat

>>73255849
it got dark enough that the crickets started

>>73255762
We should invest in his nuclear plant according to Mr. Snrub. He seems trustworthy.

the problem with Aqua's city is that her arterial road goes right into a local street

>>73255883
I love living in Ateishity!
The Mayor is really really cute!

>>73255883
And everyone is dead...

>>73254225
Why do /hlgg/ males look like this?

>it makes me wanna kms
jesas Nerissa

>>73254158
yes, I'm her girlfriend

>>73254948
Where is Chum-Guts when we need him?

>>73255975
?

>>73255792
The amount of energy you'd need to use to push the Earth to a higher orbit would cook the planet lmao

>>73255692
posting it is a little much but doing it part is fun

>>73255849
In totality you get dusk, outside of that you'll notice it's darker, that you don't need sunglasses.

>>73254499
I bet Reine finds it hot

>>73255997
I'm listening the her karoake

>>73255849
It depends if you are in the full shadow or in the outskirts, in the full shadow it will be like shutters down but with the little light from the slits (the refractions from miles away) making it still brighter than full night.

>>73256015
excuses

>>73256069
we cool?

I'm watching the eclipse with Fauna right now and she's being very very cute

>>73255901

>>73255901
Do people really find this rrat sexy

>>73256069
thats basically the same as the best picture i took i think https://litter.catbox.moe/mfj438.jpg

>>73256069
Why does the deadbeat need sunglasses? He doesn’t have any eyeballs.

>>73256113
I don’t remember writing this post

>neighbor doing karaoke outside his house singing hulk hogan’s real american theme song on max volume while viewing the eclipse
why are texans like this

>>73256131
That looks like some dark souls shit

>>73256069
I love how the NovelKnight has it's glasses son the Helmet slits when it's eye is the big circle on it's face .

>>73256131
Now, I'm blind

>>73256146
setting an example

>>73256069
damn, being blind seems kinda... cool
i'mma stare at the sun real quick

Elagone.... I'm already suffering withdrawals

>>73256069
based and responsible

>>73256146
Nothing wrong with some safety

>only holo that gives a shit about the eclipse is an european that can't even watch it in person
>rest of EN fast asleep

>>73256069
Wait why do they need glasses if they are watching the eclipse from the TV

>>73256069
Thank you anon, very cool.

>>73256131
at like ~94% coverage the picture i took just looks like the sun unfortunately

>>73256101
We cool

>>73256149
based as fuck

>>73256122
yiss

>>73256069
Niggas went blind

>>73255901
rratmom

>>73256206
anon... those are white canes

>>73256216
You just know Ame is out there watching it enthusiastically
Or hiding in her apocalypse bunker

>>73256149
Based neighbor

>>73256069
I have so many questions, like somebody has to do an /hgg/ theory on this.

>I declare you both ass

>>73256256
guess im blind

>>73256256
Oh...

>>73256216
The rest of the EN's want to post about the eclipse they just watch, but somehow can't seem to find where their phones are at

>>73256149
why aren't YOU like that

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>73256179
>>73256164
here are some of the other ones i took but the advanced ai camera upscaling in my phone makes it look bad https://litter.catbox.moe/9h96ky.jpg
i wish i had a telescope and i wish it wasnt like 99% cloud cover today

>>73256149
unfathomably based

>>73256066
exhibitionist

i looked at it without glasses a decent bit and it didnt really seem that bad i dont get the big deal

speaking of eclipse, Berserk, griffith...
which holos are gonna play Shadow of the Erdtree when it comes out?
Biboo is a no brainer, Bowson? Ina? Elden Hime Luna?

>>73256149
Drugs very likely

>>73256216
Fauna talking about it during a Minecraft stream is literally how I learned it was happening.

>>73256149
the nearby hispanics were shooting off fireworks the entire time here which was pretty obnoxious

>>73256216
Most the NA holos live on the west where you can't even see it properly. I'd sleep too

>>73256362
theres nothing exhibitionist about wearing clothes

by harnessing the power of the solar eclipse, I will grant my wish of finally marrying Ayamefriend.

>>73256368
The damage is similar to ionizing radiation. It'll take a while for the cells in your eyes to realize they're dead or dying.

>>73256377
Ame talked about it pretty excitedly. Noel for sure. Ina still isn’t Elden lord.

>>73256332
i have a telescope but i couldnt figure out what kind of solar filter to get and then it was too late to order i didnt even know there was an eclipse happening until like a week ago. got lucky because my grocery store was selling the glasses

>>73256368
I tried it too, but it's not a total eclipse here so it just felt like I was looking at the sun

In celebration of the successful sunmoon collab, I would like you anons of /hlgg/ to post images of Moona in her High Tide dress and Kiara in her Chimera dress
Okay I am going to sleep now, good night

>>73254607
https://youtu.be/VtE3R1aESA8?t=3601

It's from how Nerissa drew Shiori in the gartic phone collab.

>>73256332
the black looks a bit weird on the bottom pictures
But still it's pretty cool

>>73256216
What do you mean? Fauna, Biboo, Mumei, Nerissa and Shiori watched Eclipse a month ago.

>>73256368
you're supposed to only look during totality

>>73256435
yeah those are the ones i took through the filter the other ones were just me using my phone when it was behind a ton of clouds
i saw some blog post about people melting camera lenses during the last eclipse so i didnt want to risk it

>>73256429

>>73256419
i dont know that seems like a load of baloney made up to sell $6 glasses

>>73255078
If only man :(

>>73256434
>advent
>6 month anniversary
>4 months ago
fuck...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtkWTh-nn9w

>>73256443

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>73256474
hope you can rock a white and red cane with pitch black sunglasses

and just like that it happened again, out of nowhere, I don't understand...
>Elagone

>>73255190
2nd this I would like the Bae one

My eyes feels fine

>>73256474
astronomy stuff is not for everyone, but that was the most entertainment i've gotten for 2 bucks

Man, there's no twink cute femboy in Reine's gay game, that keeps saying "Even though I'm a guy"... it sucks

Well, that was cool.
OK back to /hlgg/

>>73256479
>4 months ago

Huh

>>73256476
It will take place Anon

>>73256434
Oh I finally get the reference

>>73256517
that sounds sick as hell
>>73256537
it was pretty cool but i couldnt really see anything with the glasses so i just took them off seems scammy to me

>>73256504
Speeeeeen

>>73256429

>last eclipse was 7 years ago
why is the eclipse such a lazy whore? its worse than Gura

Can I look at the eclipse using my phones camera in selfie mode?

The saddest thing about the solar eclipse is that the anons posting here that go blind when they wake up tomorrow won't be have the eyesight to post that they've turned blind..

>>73256069
I only got to see it for a little bit cuz it's also cloudy

>>73256501

>>73256568
you're safe to take them off when it's just a ring in the sky
else you're frying your eyes

>>73256595
the last eclipse was 6 months ago, it was just an annular not a total

>>73256608
yes, it's like the harry potter 2 shit. As long as you don't look directly you're fine

>>73256429

>>73256429

>>73256614
Nedhdhw dhu bddii ejn

>>73256640
or like Sauron

>>73256608
You're gonna wreck your phones camera, but yeah at least your eyes won't get damaged.

>>73256633
everyone seemed to said otherwise i saw why would they scam me then its pointless to buy them then

>>73256608
i think it depends on your coverage
i tried to take a picture at over 90% coverage and it just looks like the sun so you might not see any of the disc getting covered but maybe there's something wrong with my camera

The saddest thing about full solar eclipses is that people in the future will not see them, ever, because the moon is moving away from Earth and so eventually it'll be too "small" to cover the sun

>>73256614
You're making me nervous... What if I only looked for a little bit?

>>73256709
Who cares about future people

my eyes are starting to feel kind of weird

>>73256608
My phone doesn't see anything, weird.

>Finally occurs in my area after 100 years
>It's cloudy
>mfw

>>73256709
That’s like hundreds of millions of years in the future.

>>73256673

>>73256737
It'll happen again in 20 years

>>73256737
There's another one in 2027 in Italy

>>73256392
you mispelled based

>>73256704
for 3 minutes out of the entire when the moon is fully over the sun it's "safe" to look without them and you can't even see the ring with the glasses on
for every other moment you have to put the glasses on
frankly if you failed to get free glasses at this point it's a skill diff

>>73256766

>>73256709
imagine if future people uncover records about eclipses and they think we're all just bullshitting them

>>73256709
they'll just colonize another planet with a perfectly sized and distanced moon

>>73256766
what the fuck, I get to see one in 3 years?

Don't believe these anons, they've been taken by cosmic radiation.

>>73256775
that's pretty cool

ECLIPSE THIS

>>73256726
your grandchildren will be part of the people of the future

Well, see you guys in 20 years.

>>73256782
i got them for free but damn everyones a bunch of liars

>>73256811
>/hlgg/
>grandchildren
good joke

>>73256811
This normie thinks I can get grandchildren rumao

I would very much like to sniff the nephilim butt

Sawyerchama.....

>>73256837
I have kids

I'm unironically very scared that I damaged my eyes permanently

>>73256362
I thought that was your fetish?

>>73256709
just bully the Moon back into it's place by doing slingshots and other rocket stuffs timed just right and using the moon as a launch platform to explore the universe

>>73256709
Alright here's my plan
Implant a bunch of magnets on the moon and then magnetise the thing back to earth every once in a while
Genius. Near infinite solar eclipses

>>73256829
can you stop cussing please