/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

gURAASS

>>73212053

look out

>>73212053
SNIFFFFF

I'm not reading it
I LOVE GURA!!

It's getting warmer and it's affecting my weight lifting reps, I can't go as hard without overheating...

Anyone else just thinking of shark wife?

>>73212106

Gura cute Gura cute!

btw guys, Gura's never coming back, cope harder

>>73212310
yeah, like all the time

My oshi Markiplier has put out more videos and streams while directing and acting in a feature length movie than Gura has laying around doing nothing

>>73212030
i want to eat the shark feet sushi

Sex with a fembud.

>>73212574
This but femboybuds

You guys gotta deal with reality.. Gura's never coming back, it's over guys

>>73212716
nyamy

>>73212716
I love the nyamunyamy

>>73212716
I hate the nyamunyamy.

>>73212555
I want to "eat" this sharks feet

>>73212836
my severely depressed, hasn't showered in days/weeks, chocolate stained shark wife...

Gura's not coming back guys

I like cumming on Gura's back...

>>73212994
Good lord.

>>73213217
good, gura wants you to cum on her

Gura does not want you to cum on her.

I want to throatfuck gura while fingering her butthole, but her tail gets in the way.

>>73213249
>>73213217
>>73213143
>>73213124
>>73213071
>>73212827
>>73212680
>>73212555
>>73212361
>>73212310
>>73212260
>>73212213
>>73212134

why does she look 10?? You into that?

>>73213316
Lies. She wants it inside.

>>73213387

>>73213409
gura wants it both inside and outside, she wants to be covered in slime

>>73213415
fuck thats cfute

look at my wife

>>73213384
You got a problem with how my wife looks, son?

look at my Gurandma

>>73213648
those two in the background. incredible

P>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>73213827
samen

You guys ever just wanna drink Gura's piss, like legit she just squats over your face and you let her pee in your mouth then drink every drop. It sounds fun

>>73213827
ffs I REALLY need to get used to double checking my phone ritual posts, this is the second time I've butchered it with partial failcaptcha

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>73213827
samen

>>73213965
You guys can try to deny it but I KNOW you guys wanna taste it

Baguraette honhonhon

You guys ever wonder what it would be like to fuck Gura?? Is she tight?? Maybe she could be loose??

>>73214206
I'm not denying it, but she's definitely the only girl whose pee I would drink.
Even her darker smelly foggy dehydrated pee.

>>73214206
I drank my own piss to assess whether I could drink Gura's piss. And while it is a suipiss-lite move, I now know that i absolutely could and would drink Gura's warm piss and enjoy it's warmth sliding down my throat.

>>73213979
I don't understand how anyone does anything 4chan related on a fucking phone, it's unusable. Doing anything on the internet on the phone is fucking infuriating and impossible. I don't get it.

>>73213979
dont let it happen again or the wife gets it

>>73214888
it's not impossible just harder unless you know the phone magicks that phone denizens use

>>73214644
I've fucked tight and i've fucked loose, and it didn't matter to me, both still made me cum. Gura could be hollowed out but I'd still fill her.

>>73214888
zoomers dont have pcs

>>73214921
Good she deserves it after Sleeping with her manager

I think it's worth learning how to phone internet it's really comfy to lie in bed and internet

>>73214234
>*le niggær*

>>73215272
>*Le touché*

>>73214888
I literally only ever use my phone to keep myself entertained at work, pretty handy for that. Any other time it just sits on my desk untouched.

>>73215215
I just invested in a wireless mouse and keyboard grabbed a slab of cardboard to set them on, on my lap and that worked for me. Can even play Minecraft in bed now.

>>73213648
yaaaay!

greetings chumbies

>>73214921

What would you guys do if you and Gura were fucking and she was on top you were about to finish but she tells you " it's my dangerous day but I want it inside " do you let her keep going or stop her??

>>73215849
Anon I want to have kids with Gura

>>73215849
I want her to give birth to my 14 kids

>>73215849
Impregnate of her of course?
You sound 15.

>>73215849
I do it outside. She's just going to have to wait for next time as punishment.

If Gura wet the bed would you spank her?

>>73215849
>"it's my-"
>*cums*
>"never mind..."

>>73216791
yeah. while rubbing her face in it. then we do the laundry together

>>73213071
I can save her...

Get censored nerds :3

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>73217786
AI is getting better at forming legible text. Also I like some booba on my Gura.

>>73218015
AI is fucking retarded and steals art and if you support you're a fucking retard

>>73218136
oh nyo not stealing art

>>73218136
Get a load of this faggot. Artists steal all the time. Do you think that someone who drew Gura didn't steal her design?

>>73218015
It's funny to think that all humans will have to be employed flipping burgers because we made AI to replace all our thinking jobs but robotics still suck so we'll have to keep doing the physical jobs.

gura

>>73218136

Why does all the art of Gura she looks legit 10 - 12.. Is this community full of p3dos

>>73218598
looks like a drawing to me

>>73218500
Yes Gura.
My daughter and wife.

>>73218598
Does your brain work like that anon? maybe you're a closet pedo afterall

>>73218805
You guys the ones going around saving legit 100's of pics of a girl that looks like a child, not me, stop projecting and... GSH

Take this!

i will breastfeed Gura and change her diapers

>>73219913
I'd fill a baby bottle full of chocolate milk for cure and change her diapers.

I'm becoming a schizo. Maybe I should take a break from this thread until she streams

>>73219913
Same desu, but with my penis milk instead.

>>73220196
Yeah, I'm not posting as much, trying to distract myself with vidya most days instead of hanging around lately, I still wish she would beat me so I could feel alive again.

Is Gura streaming tomorrow?

>>73218136
based, I will never kneel to the bots

>>73220549
yeah live eclipse watchalong and she'll be giving me a sexy bday gift

>>73220102
chocolate milk isn't healthy!!!

>>73220802
it is healthy if you do not put extra sugar in it

imagine the stench of Gura

>>73220196
>>73220304
It never gets easier, somehow.

>>73220196
Do you guys really just sit and stare at threads instead of mostly just having them in the background while posting passively most nights?
I'm always doing something else at the same time. Playing games, watching Youtube etc.

>>73220802
It may not be the most healthy, but it is the most happy drink and gura deserves it.

>>73220304
I just watched Lawrence of Arabia myself solid epic. Retard had to learn the hard way you can't change your race and what you are. At least in the end he wasn't a traitor unlike many today.

>>73221794
I like to draw her and occasionally sneak in some drawings every now and then, also I've been collection a mass of her reaction pics.

>>73222078
>I've been collection
Meant to say collecting.

>>73222166
Good thing you corrected yourself. I never would have figured out what you meant on my own.

>>73221794
i'm using that AI site to make music for my vidya
https://cdn1.suno.ai/2ed2fd65-d29b-4fd7-bb54-3769bc268b33.mp3

goob night

>>73221469
Her swampy buttcrack stench. You peel apart her buttcheeks and it's like string cheese, and smells like feet, honey, and feminine girl anus, and the remnants of this morning's choco dump.

>>73223498
sleep well gamer

Did anyone else see that?

>>73224927
see what?

>>73225225
I guess it was nothing...

>>73225537
are you talking about the eclipse? I wasn't really interested in seeing it.

>>73226788
Oyasame

>>73226788
sleep tight buddy

>>73226788
goob morning

gura if you don't stream soon it will be too late
nuclear apocalypse is imminent, I cant watch your stream while hiding in the bunker

>>73227107
>nuclear apocalypse is imminent
god I hope so, let this clown world end already...

>>73218136
>people aren't buying my gay furry porn anymore
Get a real job.

>>73227107
fuck off and let me stick my head in the sand

>>73218953
what child does she look like? someone you know?

I married this weird girl.

>>73227421
If you actually cared about gay furry porn you'd know people are still buying it.

>>73227860
how are furries so rich? they always seem to pay ridiculous sums for art that's not even that good most of the time.

>>73228213
Because their parents pay their living expenses while they live and the basement, and the government dumps a good chunk of money into their bank account every month that is 100% disposable income.

>>73228213
people with money tend to have some weird fetish, just like people who go to epstein island
speaking from my experience, even my boss is crossdressing when having sex with his wife

>>73228386
damn your boss is cool

>>73228448
I guess so, kinda silly having thought like "damn, dude is a crossdresser" while seeing his face on tv
but the pay was good and he is a good boss, so no complain

gura should play dave's fun algebra class remastered

>>73226788
Goobnight!

gura should play with my pp

Knife spoon?

Life goon.

Just wife.

I should play with Gura's pp

>>73230241
Yeah, mine

>>73230600
why did she right a

Remember when this would be unthinkable?

Cool numbers

>>73231201
remember when going four days with no streams or communication was unthinkable? those were the days...

>>73230600
Why is she such a little slutty nympho?

>>73231300
>4 days
2 day break between schedules was the standard...

It is crazy, but that’s life I guess, ya kno

>>73231941
It's more that Gura is someone who lacks any discipline and there's nothing to hold her accountable.

>>73232071
How do you fix that? How do you tell someone to be more disciplined?

>>73232178
First step would be for the people that can actually influence her to stop letting her think that this behavior is acceptable, work to correct it, and help instill better habits into her. Hands off managment like what Cover does is the worst when the problem is that a talent is self destructive and lazy.

>>73232278
The worst for you, not for them. Hint: they care more about them than they do about you

>>73232363
How exactly is allowing Gura to rot good for them?

>>73232442
nta, but her mere existence prints money.

>>73232442
Because money = money

I have 1 frozen meal, 1 liter of tea, and 2 packs of gum. That’s it. That’s all I have.

>>73232490
is your tap water drinkable?

>>73232474
>>73232487
They'd print more money if she was active instead of rotting away. This is a dumb argument.

>>73232600
Anon Cover is actually less retarded than you and realizes the choice is not between money or more money, it's between money or no money. So they choose the money.

>I want to come back in 2024 stronger

...

>>73232685
>Cover is actually less retarded than you
Letting your talent rot is objectively more retarded than saying you should stop doing that.
>it's between money or no money
Ah, so you're spinning the "she'd quit if they made her stop being lazy" narrative to justify them not doing anything about this? Nice for you to admit that you had no actual rational basis for this stupid argument.

>>73232856
SC her that quote and point out how she hasn't done that.

>>73232856
Wasn't that for 2023? How many times are people going to fall for it?

>>73232881
Yeah anon I'm sure you're right Gura would never quit something just because she doesn't like or want to do it. It doesn't even matter if she would or wouldn't, the point is, Cover thinks the same thing I do, and they don't think the thing you do, hence them not taking the action you think they should take. Because they don't agree with you and think you're wrong. Does that explain the situation enough or would you like to ceaselessly bitch about it for a couple hours?

>>73232490
Eat all your gum so you can say "I came here to kick bubblegum and chew ass and I'm all out of bubblegum"

You guys really gonna do this routine again?

>>73232936
I don't think so. Gura's favorite line is "Thank you for being patient with me lol"

>>73233017
>hence them not taking the action you think they should take. Because they don't agree with you and think you're wrong.
So how exactly is it good to let her rot away? How about you explain that position honorary Cover shill?

>>73233216
When the fuck did I say it was good? I said it was good from their perspective. For them. Based on what they think. Not you.

Chumbies…I think I’m about to pass out

>>73233326
What the perceptive? Can't be it makes them more money, because it doesn't, and if anything her inactivity makes them loose out on potential profit. So what can the perspective be? Do they want her to rot? Do they feel good about themselves committing to a destructive hands-off philosophy in regards to this situation? What is it?

>>73233507
bruh they're subcontractors, not slaves

>>73233460
Go to eep. I'm going to as well.

>>73233507
That they can choose money or no money and have chosen not to make her quit so they can get money instead of no money
>But I don't think she would
Okay but they do.
>Well they should believe me instead
Okay? They're not going to though no matter how much you bitch in a langage most of the company can't even fucking read.

>>73233028
They are courteous enough to do it in the dead of night at least

>>73233579
>disciplining people is literally slavery

getting enslaved by cover sounds really good...

I feel like making a borgar for lunch tomorrow

>>73233660
>choose money or no money and have chosen not to make her quit so they can get money instead of no money
So it's based on a narrative you made up to justify them not doing anything? Got it.
>Okay but they do.
Proof? Like actual proof outside of them doing nothing?

>>73233912
If they thought what you thought they would do what makes sense to you, they don't, and don't think what you think. Anon, genuinely, I am not trying to justify Cover doing or not doing anything, I'm not trying to say it's morally good or bad or any grand bullshit you may want to talk about, I am trying to explain why it's pointless and mind-numbingly boring for YOU to be bitching about it, that is literally it, that's the point

Chumbies, I'm worried what if Gura looks at the eclipse and blinds herself!?

>>73234098
>If they thought what you thought they would do what makes sense to you, they don't, and don't think what you think.
I know that, which is why they are also part of them problem. Just don't make up narratives saying that they think she'll quit if they do anything. We can settle with just saying that Cover is handling this situation poorly.

>>73234156
how am i supposed to look at it? if i dont have special glasses should i just not bother

>>73234325
*part of the problem

>>73232856
For her Myth girlies, mind you. Not even her fans.

Frame tonight, i can feel it, i can feel HER

I think

Why are you like this

no frame until June calling it boys

>>73235898
>think
rookie mistake

Don't care. My love for her is not contingent on how many streams there are.

>>73236453
Aim better next time.

>>73236520
>better
Minor spelling mistake, i wonnered

>>73236557
retard

>>73236827
Are you stalking me? I am currently watching a Gura VOD where she JUST talked about sweater dress: https://youtu.be/q5ctC_sWU4g?t=6347

I am calling the FBI on you dude, get away from me

>>73236914
cute timestamp

>>73237515
Cute dakimakuras

Man, watching old VODs is soul wrenching, I want my Gura back...

There you go

How many Gurass does it take to screw a microwave?

its over isnt it?

>>73238971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwx24H8mlCs
Just wanted to post that, the actual answer is nyo

Reminder that patientbuds claimed the following in february:
"WE ARE SO BACK"
I'm also patient and will continue to wait for her but you were rude to people warning you this would happen again.

>>73239180
They've been saying that for 2 years

>>73239180
And rightly so
I don't know about any other patientbuds but I don't and have never predicated Gura "being back" on her never leaving again. It just means she was back briefly, which is a small victory to celebrate even when it isn't ideal. This makes "warnings" about her leaving again as unnecessary as they are irrelevant
If this is how it is to be and there's nothing we can do to change it, then I simply wish to enjoy the shark as much as I can when we have her, preferably without SEAlizards trying to ruin what brief reprieve we get by being downer faggots about what either way is an inevitable, immutable future

>>73239349
But we are so back though? Back to ghosting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9XR3lngZ84
Man what I would give to hear the real Gura sing Chop Suey or Aerials for karaoke
In fact, it looks like Hololive in general has done disappointingly little SoaD. You'd think they'd be right up, say, Mumei's alley, particularly with her recent emo/goth/punk/alt/etc. kick due to the whole emomei arc

>>73239378
>It just means she was back briefly, which is a small victory to celebrate even when it isn't ideal.
you know this is cope
>This makes "warnings" about her leaving again as unnecessary as they are irrelevant
Fair, but I remember those people were being rude to everyone who didn't agree with them.
I will stop here, don't want to fuel shitters any further.

>>73239169
i had no idea this song exist, maybe i should get around to watching steven universe at some point

It was never the same after the house hunting break.

>>73239582
>you know this is cope
Eh, maybe a little, but that doesn't make it untrue
>don't want to fuel shitters any further
Smart move chumbie

>>73239769
Maybe the house was haunted?

>>73239502
>i <3 chumbuds
kek

>>73239180
>rude to people being doomer bitches
Me deriding them has nothing to do with what Gura does

>>73239737
It's very love-it-or-hate-it, depending largely on how strong your particular categorical aversion to homosexual propaganda targeted at children happens to be
Most people will like some of the music, at the very least glad/sorry to have ruined a fan favorite for you through spoiling and also association with Joe Biden lol

>>73239976

>>73239502
>I don't think you trust
>In
>My
>Self-righteous Guracide
>I
>Cry
>When idols deserve to DIIIIIIIIIE

Nine Inch Gura

Gura let me violate you
Gura let me desecrate you
Gura let me penetrate you
Gura let me complicate you

Gura broke apart my insides
(Help me) Gura got no soul to sell
(Help me) the only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself

Gura wanna fuck me like an animal
Gura wanna feel me from the inside
Gura wanna fuck me like an animal
Guras whole existence is flawed
Gura get me closer to God

Okaerinasai
https://files.catbox.moe/pliga7.mp4

I have posted the last 12 posts in this thread, am i really the only one here?

Well honestly what to even talk about anything we discuss will either be usurped by schizo posts (and not the funny type) or worse yet pro-miscegenating interlopers

>>73240988
nothing to talk about, enjoy the void

>>73240988
You seem like someone that would be overdosing on pancakes

>>73240743
Why lie?

>>73241140
What? I didn't lie

>>73241125
Impossible pancakes are eternal.

>>73241209
did you post this too?
>>73240411

>>73241255
Yes i did, why?

>>73241329
whatever you say, my clone

>>73241455
I'm not the clone, I AM the original

I wonder if nachomama was ever paid royalities whenever theres a huge collab like sushiro. Maybe that explains why she never talked about gura anymore and even designed a halfassed outfit because corpo mandate.

>>73241501
guess I am the clone then

>>73241505
Probably now, she probably agreed to an incredible shitty deal due to her excitement that a big corpo wanted to use her work

Has she even done anything since the atlantis outfit though?

>>73241505
maybe you're trying to start something but let's take a moment to actually shit on nacho for that outfit. holy shit it's bad. like, how do you even fuck up a school girl gura outfit? boring, low res, shit colors, somehow still looks like a blob

>>73240743
>>73241209
Uhhh
>>73240407
>>73240152
>>73240089
>>73239935
These posts are all me, you are most certainly lying unless you are me, which of course we all are, in fact nevermind

>>73238491
Rape

i want an outfit like this
or a punk rock succubus/vampire girl

Thread always slow down by 63.31% while Gura is asleep, interesting

Haachama got tired of waiting for Gura.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVBjxmP6bU8

>>73241960
Seeeeeeeex

>>73241960
Same, punk rock Gura is incredibly ryonable T u T

>>73242018
she looks like she's holding an invisible...

>>73242059
...corncob

Just announce an indefinite hiatus you goddamn shark!

Booba huhaha

>>73242758
Gura at 18000 years.

>>73242957
is gura the frieren of vtubers?

My 1/7 is out for delivery.

Gura makes my penis puffy

Remember when Gura said she wanted to reach 5 million subs by the end of 2024. Gura, that's not going to happen if you take months off and don't stream. That was just more lip service. She said it because it sounded nice and she had no intention of actually trying for it.

I'm gonna stare at the sun today

>>73242957
Sorry anon, Gura is already full grown as she is.

>>73244704
Doubt

Goob morning retards

>>73244890
Goob morning faggot

Im going to reset the sun today. Please don't look at it while it happens.

I would like to sexually bully and ryona this goth girl and make her spiral into depression T u T

>>73245377
I am looking now what?

>>73245837
Now you've done it.

>>73246090

I want a Gura and AZKi collab to happen one day.

>>73246612
Former UN headquarters after the great purge of 2028 in which Gura (center) parades with her troops.

>>73246985
>Nobody is mating pressing Gura.
This is unrealistic.
>Gura is surrounded and violated by numerous chumbies
Now this is what would really happen.

>>73241505
I’m pretty sure none of the parents are paid royalties unless they are directly involved. Ironically the only one who could be affected by something like this is nachomama as most members aren’t bringing in enough to matter

>Chumbuds: No it can’t end, not after everything I’ve done…not after the sacrifices I’ve made not when I’m so close
>Chumbuds: She will stream again
>~slams the ground~ *screaming*
>Antis: What trickery is this? What’s happening?
>*Gura tweets she will stream*
>Antis: But how? She should no longer exist
>Chumbuds: Wife!!
>Antis: But she’s a streamer that doesn’t stream
>Chumbud: She’s no streamer, She’s a idol!

I’m excited you guys get to see the eclipse. You guys got any snacks to hold you over until it happens?

>>73247753
It's cloudy here

>>73247753
I'm wagecucking, it's just another day in the cage for me.

>>73247843
That’s a bummer. It’ll still get dark when it happens, you should at least still experience that because it’s cool to hear the bugs start chirping

>>73247908
Surely they’ll let you take a 2 minute break to see it happen chumbie

>>73247984
It's still cool there are no bugs yet.

>>73248103
C’mere you

>>73247843
It's also cloudy where I am...

I’m probably gonna buy some skittles

APRIL FO0SL

>>73248776
Very bold of Gura to use the same idea twice in two years.

I don't need this today of all days desu. I was feeling like shit as it was.

Why. Skittles are trash tier.

I'm gonna buy some sour gummy worms.

>>73249471
No they’re not. What’s S tier then

>>73249676
Any 70+ dark chocolate bar.

I had an amazing idea. If I go with option two, I'll look up what the ld50 of ketamin is and take that amount. That way, I'll let God decide if I die or not. I'm pretty scared of straight up killing myself and finding myself in hell because of it. It's all such a joke. Can't even end it peacefully without worrying. I can't stand it. It all sucks. Everything and everyone. I really wish I didn't have to see all this. This world is proper mad.

>>73250026
The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

>>73249676
reese's

Oh, forgive me. Have fun with the eclipse, buds.

>>73250068
I'm getting there. I will not be missed.

Eclipse situation where I live. I'm never going outside again

>>73250361
The eclipse turned your city sideways?!?!

>>73250361
Same desu, but I wasn't going outside either way.

>>73250416
Told you not to look at it.

Farewell. I really, really loved you. Stop spying on me. Let a man get ready for his end in peace and privacy. Show some decency.

>>73250416
Looked ok in the preview. Kuroba messed it up

>>73250361
On my way to Iowa.

>>73250720
I kinda feel bad for ppl that travel for that hotel. Maybe I'm just used to it but it's very underwhelming.

>>73250720
No you're not, no one goes to Iowa.

I looked outside and it's cloudy the one time I want the sun it betrays me

I need help, I might’ve gotten a new job but my spidey senses are advising against it. The email is standard stuff that I’ve seen before but I don’t trust it. For lack of a better word it seems too standard. There’s like 10 different jobs with a similar name as well so I can’t do a quick check. Any ideas how I can be sure one way or the other?

>>73251034
HR doesn't really know what anyone does. Chances are some manager just wants a certain number of FTEs and the distinction is arbitrary.

>>73247753
It's cloud but it's clearing up some
I gave in to capitalism and got the sonic slush with some friends
You think goob is staring at the eclipse directly like a retard?

:3

One more thing. I guess this means that there was someone else who was giving me the time of day when I was having my moments these last months. I'll never know who you were but I really appreciate it. Thanks. Take care.

>>73251249
how am i supposed to stare at it

>>73242018
>>73245696

I want to stare at the sun

>>73251525
go for it what could go wrong

>>73251429

>>73251465
Gura please
Your eyes are already shit, this is why you have glasses

>>73251525
When it's really hazy I stare at the sun with sunglasses.

>>73251525
I heard staring directly into the sun can give you super powers!

>>73251587
NOBODY WILL TELL ME HOW TO STARE AT IT

>>73251249
She's not that dumb

I have my eclipse glasses so I won't have to use the paper plate method

Put your ecripse grasses on

Two hours of ryona with gutsbud unable to retaliate...

somebody turnd off the lights

someone turned on the a/c

I think I hurted my eyes

>>73253221
It's sad that I'm seemingly the only gutsbud left, nobody wants to protect my wife anymore...

>>73253574
I thought gutsbud already killed the ryonabuds

>>73253574
There's more than 1 gutsbud?

>>73253574
I don't need you Guts, I can actually protect her.

The next eclipse over the US is in 9 years. If you haven't ever seen a total solar eclipse, it's super worth it. Even if it's cloudy, it will be worth it. You'll be able to feel it happen, so go outside.

>>73253729
This is kinda misleading, since you're right that one will go over the US but it's only gonna be over Alaska. The next one over the contiguous US isn't until 2044

Guys I just farted real hard and now the sun is gone, I think I broke it what should I do now?