/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>>73170605
butt

PLEASE STREAM GURA

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>You come home from work
>"Hey, how was your day?"
>Gura's in the kitchen making cream of potato soup
>There's holes in the garden where some potatoes used to be
>gardening equipment scattered everywhere outside
>she's beaming at you proudly while she cooks food she grew herself
>"you have to try these apples, they're delicious"
>you take one, it's incredibly fresh and juicy
>you kiss her then head upstairs to change
>her soft singing follows you upstairs
>come back down, the soups done
>chat about your day while enjoying cream of potato

I need to sexually bully this slut!

Love Gura always.

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

Gurass

Baguraette honhonhon

Thread is suddenly nice and cozy, kino

>>73171399
oh yeah?
Gura stinks

>>73171833
War's back on the menu chumbies

never gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

She's really gonna keep us waiting until late June, huh?

>>73172276
>us
fuck off fake chumbud

>>73172216
that's me btw

I hate Gura. She makes me penis sore.

>>73172541
She makes my pp puke, what a bitch.

At this point, there's nothing she can say.
The way she treats us is unforgivable. Even if she had cancer or some life threatening disease, there's no excuse for going silent like this again and again and again. We didn't do anything to deserve her treating us like this. She simply doesn't care. She never has. She sees her fans as ATMs and nothing more. She doesn't belong in hololive.
I don't want her to come back anymore. She needs to graduate.

bunny

>>73173377
Don't worry I will forgive everything once I hear her voice for 3 seconds.

>>73172276
The most powerful v-tuber is partially retired because that's all that's deserved from her by an abusive industry, you failed to destroy the right wing idol and now she's an unreachable, static source of mana, a Nora Fries. You're expecting to win by attrition but v-tubers aren't food, my stomach isn't empty.

Man Taiwan got fucked by that earthquake

>>73173864
Now's Gura's chance to fake her death and escape from vtubing.

She has no empathy for her fans that miss her. None whatsoever. After receiving so much for so little, her negligent treatment of those that gave her everything is indicative of an unfeeling, sociopathic monster.
I hope one day she realizes how many people she's hurt and is able to see them as more than loser nobodies whose only purpose is to be exploited by her for her own monetary gain.

>>73173864
Ah yes. Sixth seal already, perhaps.

>>73174011
watch chobits to find out

Btw, buds, I need help. Can someone list me all the entities that would be able to read my mind? I need it for science.

Nappy

is the schizo talking to himself again?

>>73174289
Anyone can read minds, you just need to be able to see the inner workings of someone's brain and map out their unique cypher.

>>73174333
Correct, he’ll tire himself out though now that people ignore him

>>73174333
It's not that weird of a request and you know it.

>>73170963
SNIFFFFF

>>73174412
Hmm. I'm not convinced that's what's happening. As far as I've figured things out is that there's an undisclosed amount of people that are able to see everything around me. On top of that, one of them seems able to visualize things that have never left my mind. It's a bit concerning but it's also pretty exciting.

MY wife

Sex with a fembud.

>>73174861
my post

zzzzzzzzzzBRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPzzzzzzzz

i miss Gura

it is insane how much i miss her more every day

will i ever hit a ceiling? or is it endless just like my love for her?

>>73175544
Aim better next time.

>Page 9

>>73177000
I was fapping ok?

Goob morning retards

>>73173643
>I want to fuck this

Goop goop doko?

The chances of you fucking Gura aren't low, but always zero

>>73170971
I’m still trying to think of a good ritual response..

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>73177699
>*Li touchí*

You want this cunny? Then come try and take it

>>73177771
Gura wants me to bang fembuds so that's what I'll do instead.

>>73177123
Goob morning faggot

>>73173643
pretty sure that's a cunny

>>73170605
that's a underage age girl's bare butt

I finally figured out what that small whistle thing is that’s in all these pictures and Ui mama has in her video. It’s called a “crime prevention buzzer” and the one we see all the time is the “lemon” variant

Gura let's cyb0rseggz!

>>73178514
Yes and it smells good

I think she's taking bigger and bigger liberties with fucking off. It's ridiculous. An entire post Fes month with 0 mentions from her, she can't even make being part of an even exciting

>>73178877
>taking bigger and bigger liberties with fucking off
Literally just like me with my job frfr kek

>>73178877
she's still the only one who hasn't talked to her fans about fes besides the twitter space that happened before it was even over.

>>73175287
Artist name?

She's doing that thing again where she's trying to put distance between her doing something she doesn't want us asking about and her returning to streaming.
In this case, she doesn't want us asking questions about her Taiwan trip. She wants us to forget about most of the details because she doesn't want people realizing there's no way she went there for several days by herself or alone with her manager. And she doesn't want people asking why she didn't stream for the month before holofes if she didn't even go to Japan until the week of fes like the others.
She does this whenever she feels guilty about something and is worried about getting too many questions about it when she gets back.

>>73179632
I don’t think she lied about going to Taiwan. That’s a pretty ridiculous lie if you ask me.

>just spamming the bot now
what a retard

Just woke up to some guy spewing word salad in here.

I think she’s taking bigger and bigger shits with her ass.

>>73179746
She probably didn't lie about going to Taiwan. I literally never said that.
She's trying to obfuscate who she went with. There is no way she went to Taiwan by herself or with only her manager. And it was probably just for a couple days, but she hasn't said anything about getting back safely because she wants us to believe that she's still there. She doesn't want anyone asking where she's been these past 3 weeks.

>>73179632
>she doesn't want us asking questions
We never do? Everyone just resets to "omg she's back, better not bum her out by taking her to task for being gone for almost 2 years now!"

>>73177493
>Blitzkriegura?

>>73180002
You're not allowed to talk about Gura in here.

>>73180002
>There is no way she went to Taiwan by herself or with only her manager
...because?
I love how in your twisted mind you just...say shit that's obvious only to you but have long given up explaining why.

Gura told us she went to Taiwan 3 weeks ago and then never told us when she got back. She was the only one in EN who didn't.
She cares so little about us that she would rather her fans worry about her safety after the earthquake that toppled buildings in the city she was staying in, rather than take 5 minutes and tell us she's home.

>>73180002
Remember her comeback stream like 2 months ago where she said the issue causing her not to stream didn’t exist anymore. Obviously that didn’t play out as expected, but what’s your rrat on that? What happened that led her to say that in the first place?

Why did she call my oshi a whore?

>>73180181
>>73173377

>>73180249
She has never traveled anywhere with her manager before and despite getting along well with her (although the one last time was some guy who didn't even know who Miku was), she isn't close with them. And Gura, who can't even get in line for catering by herself, isn't going to go to a new country for several days where she doesn't even speak the language with someone she isn't close to like a manager.
Are you fucking stupid?

Just report and ignore the schizo.

Why dont chumbies post cute images to bump instead of weird spam bait?

>>73180302
I don't know. What's something that pops into a woman's life and causes her a bunch of stress because of how unpredictable it is for months, if not years?

Talking with the schizos is fun. You can tell they’re in utter turmoil. It’s like picking the brain of somebody with CTE.

>>73180623
Umm, syphilis?

>>73180889
Rubrubrubrubrubrubrubrub

>>73180765
>he says, crying, without a single plausible explanation for Gura's behavior, lack of streams, and complete abandonment of her fans. Again.
keep coping, faggot. She betrayed us. It's literally the most obvious thing in the world, but you're so braindead, that you'd assume that she isn't doing things that would make us sad, despite being the only holomen that treats her fans this way.

>>73181018
I’ve been betrayed and abandoned. The fact that you think THIS is what those words are used for is very telling. Born with a silver spoon and never had any hardships, huh?

>>73180889
W-why is dino gura pointing a gun?

>>73181018
You've made almost this exact post like 50 times now, you can't help but rattle off your favorite phrases like a retard, why?
>She betrayed us.
>doing things that would make us sad,
>the only holomen that treats her fans this way.
You repeat this stuff like you're a bot.

>>73181453
>nooooo stop repeating the truth

Does Gura have a foot fetish?

>I-its true because my low iq blain tells me so!!1!

>>73181494
What truth? All this post amounts to is basically
>Why yes I am indistinguishable from a bot and no I have no defense for it
I mean, thanks for the concession I guess

>>73181530
She likes toes.

>>73181494
If you were an actual human being and thought that was true you'd never keep posting it for several years now retard, get some new lines

last stream before 2 month hiatus:
https://youtu.be/aHbiwZbmkuQ
>Dec 07, 2022
last stream before 5 month hiatus:
https://youtu.be/4ssxbuXp9rQ
>Aug 17, 2023
https://www.calculator.net/date-calculator.html?today=12%2F07%2F2022&ageat=08%2F17%2F2023&calctype=diff

hmm.

For the last time, Gura is clean shaven down there!

Gura has a bushy pucci, no amount of denial will change that.

>he believes Gura was doing nothing hololive related between those months.
Our schizo is a very simple minded person. Maybe even to a fault.

I had a dream about the eclipse. I wonder if it was an omen…Call me paranoid but I have a bad feeling about this.

>>73182385
I had a dream where I drove around town again.

>>73181719
This artist draws my favorite goobs. *chops ur dick off*

>>73182373
Schizos work on jurassic park logic “it’ll lose you if you don’t move” except instead of movement it’s attention

>>73182385
Yea, this might be the sixth seal opening. Earthquake, sun going black. We aren't getting a blood moon, are we?

>>73182511
well if you insist...

Good new chumbies, I think my chameleon's eyes are in the clear. He hasn't closed them during the day for the past couple of days.

>>73182373
>he believes Gura was doing nothing hololive related between those months.
Which months? The hiatuses starting in December and August? She wasn't. She avoided us for the duration of both of them with the exception of the outfit reveal and the anniversary stream in early and mid September, and the Sendai announcement in December.
Gura harldly ever even logged into her discord during those times and her genmates and other ENs said that she ghosted them for months.

Though honestly, I think it probably happened shortly after her 3rd anniversary stream. I think what happened is that by 8 months in, she underestimated how awful she'd feel all the time and so she felt too sick to stream regularly by the 18th of August. It's probably why she abruptly stopped streaming even though she was talking about the following week's streams and said she wanted to do a member's stream on the weekend.
It would also explain why she was so exhausted and out of it during her outfit reveal on the 10th of September and during the anniversary relay. She then disappeared for nearly 2 months, with the end of September 2023 being exactly 3/4 of a year since Christmas 2022.

>>73182632
Yippee!!! Give your boy a yippee from all of us, chumbie

I think there was a reason why everyone in holoEN was so patient with her. They all knew about her condition and situation, but we did not. They all saw her in person in July, and by that time, it would have been obvious to anyone that saw her that she was going to need multiple months off sometime soon.

>>73182826
The detail and shadowing of its contours is insane. Simply breathtaking.

>>73182767
Chameleons are practically deaf but I gave him a hornworm today and he seems pretty happy.

This guy needs to take a writing class to improve is narrative skills.

Hey schizo, use your powers for good for once.
Why was JFK assassinated? Obviously CIA did it, but why? What did JFK plan to do that his life was taken before he could do it? What did he know?

>>73182826
The diaper needs to full encapsulate her asscheeks.

>>73183103
Very cute.

>>73183171
I've worn some that don't fully cover my butt and I'm pretty small

>>73183156
He was gonna tell the world about the illuminati. He gave that sussy speech a week before he died, right? Who knows how deep it goes or how much he actually knew, but he knew enough and was in the position to be very dangerous to them. The illuminati don't want their secrets revealed. They want to tease them themselves by using their symbol magic. Nothing more. The truths they hide prove the existence of The One they made themselves an enemy to. They think they're really something. They're gonna flee into the mountains tho.

where is she

He was an idiot. Just like me. He also stood there making a big scene with a turd in his hand, threatening to throw it everywhere.

He was basically asking to be stopped. That's why I do it, anyway. If you really want to spoil everything, you just do it. Altho, creating a scene makes it more likely for the shit to stick to something. Perhaps he thought that he could threaten the incarnation of evil on earth and it's followers into having a change of heart?

Unlikely, yet worth a try maybe?

>>73183814
Based. I have a similar theory. And that the illuminati is the rockefeller family. And JFK was going to talk about aliens and that’s why it’s still top secret.

>>73183156
JFK was a frat boy idiot elected to high office after his Irish mob bootlegger daddy set him up to be a successful puttet for him in politics even though he was dumb as fucking post and didnt know where Vietnam even was when he sent troops there and stayed to help out the local government AFTER th French bailed just because their leader was Catholic. He only got elected at all because he looked good on TV to women voters AND they still needed the Irish mob to fix the ellection so much in Chicago that it flipped swing state Illinois to a permanant corrupt shithole run by a Democrat cartel. Of course he was gonna catch a bullet in the head preferably before the retard order the entire military into the Atlantic ocean because a guy in a Ushanka hat and Grocho glasses thats definately not a Russian Spy told him the commies were trying to take over Lemuria and he invades the wrong ocean.The only reasons hes remembered fondly is because getting shot in the face and being pretty overshadowed shit he actually did like the Bay of pigs fiasco which literally put the entire fucking world on the brink of the most immersive Fallout LARP ever

But I digress I just want to see Gura stream again

>>73184303
So it wasn’t about aliens then? That’s a bummer…

>>73184303
That sounds like something the illuminati would come up with.

>>73183103

>>73184267
Aliens are a psyop, bud. Also, the illuminati isn't just one family. There's multiple families and guilds and shit. Rockefeller, Rothschild and other bankers, political shit like skull and bones, and of course the freemasons. Tip of the iceberg, really. They're all satanic. They all believe in God. They just choose to rebel. Rebel ye therefore against the rebels.

>>73184403
The Illuminati existed for a few years in France fucking forever ago and got used as a buzzword for every conspiracy ever after that. There are PLENTY of much better evil globalist overlord groups to focus on

>>73184387
No they found the shuttle crashed in Roswell and salaved what they could. Its the reason we moved towards miniturization and discover ideas like silicon wiring instea dof sticking with vaccum tubes and room filling computers that we exected to get bigger and bigger

For persepctive what happened was apparently the equvalent of a guy riding a 4 wheeler in deeest africa falling off a cliff and dying where the local tribals find the wreck and salvage teachs them "Oh metal good tools". Its the reason we dont encounter anymore either because it was just some accident where someone got lost in the stix and none of them cared

They worship the black cube. All of them.

>>73184643
Yes, I know, it's just a name given to all the secret societies. That's what I said.

Also
>Roswell
Lmao.

This fellow is glowing. Lmao.

>>73184746
Well ill also point out the Freemasons arent a big deal either. Its mostly old men doing rituals occasionally for their social club that was once such a common thing the friggan Flintstones had refrerences to it in the Loya Order of Water Buffalos. When less and less people started joining it took on an air of terrifyign secreacy as if your great-grandfather didnt go to lodge every Friday to get drunk and eat ribs after they went bowling and every 4 months remember to do a ritual with chanting and shit

>>73184643
I’ve heard of that before - specifically the existence of microchips being explicitly attributed to the roswell crash. My theory was that JFK knew about alien technology and wanted to go public with it which would make our oil and gas obsolete, which would be bad news for the oil tycoon families - the rockefellers.

>>73184951
Yea, we'll just ignore the fact that they built all the major cathedrals and the Eiffel tower and the statue of liberty and all of that.

Also, freemason symbolism is still everywhere to this day in Hollywood productions. They aren't irrelevant. That's a psyop.

I wish I could glow, would make it easier to see in the dark when I need to go to the bathroom at night.

I think my dog is a freemason

>>73185072
They also lead to the USA being founded but the truth is things like Skull and Bones (Literally frat idiots playing soggy biscut and staying buddies after college) is more influencial nowadays. More and more it became so normalized it became mundand and forgotten while the really nasty stuff became concntrate in more specialized circles

>>73184952
Yeah a lot of that is wishful thinging. Truth is Fossil fuel is incredibly efffecient and other thigns arent. People that kind hate the power of big oil guys since the 1800s have been looking for alternatives but nothing ever stacks up. Ironically the globalist asshats are often the ones using that to get government grants for green BS tech they know will never work and will go under in no time

>>73185389
Yea, staying buddies after college while they get political influence as if it is their birthright. They have to jerk off in a coffin, while the rest of them stands around and watches, apparently. They also have the skull and bones of some native American chief. That's where they get the name from. And they like the number 322 for some reason. At least I think that was the number. I always avoided numerology cuz I knew it would mess me up.

Are you a chumbabooey?

This is fun. We should do this more often.

>>73185844
Ye

I’m sorry for derailing the thread so hard this time. I knew the risks but it’s been a topic I’ve wanted to talk about for awhile now. I just wanted to hear what the other chumbies thought, but I understand the punishment this could carry.

>>73186015
You need to eat the soggy biscuit as punishment.

>>73186140
>Nose piercing
Why are they like this?

>>73170641
samen

Can you post the one where Gura gets tripped over spilling her Kfp meal?

>>73186201
As long as they dont have tattoos then we cool

>>73187742
Womb tattoos are cool though.

I had the first good sleep I've had in a while and now I'm feeling genki.
I love Gura!!

>>73188260
if you want to mark yourself as a slut for all to see, yes, I guess they are cool.

>>73188504
It's not for all to see, just wear a shirt dumbud...

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>73188504
i can be a slut without a womb tat

>>73186201
Septum pierces are worse

Only no or small earrings are cute.

Are there any fembuds in this thread right now?

Gura cute Gura cute!

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

>>73188641
it would be less obvious

>>73189698
only her soul, her voice and appearance are extremely cute >>73189635

I just saw a butterfly while getting a borgar

The blue archive anime is pretty nice. I wish I got to see the gamer girls animated though.

>>73190052
she's been mad about this ever since.

>>73190173
I didn't even know they were doing one, the characters have always been cute so I might check it out too.

gura farts like a cat

>>73190409
what are cat farts like?

gura is NOT a fart cat shark

It has been said that that Gura refers to her lady bits as her “beaver”.
Albeit a slightly older term, do you think this is noteworthy at all or caries any significance?

Man, I'm going down the extremist route rather than depressed guraless.

>>73190499
Stinky.

>>73190789
>It has been said that that Gura refers to her lady bits as her “beaver”
said by who? she refers to her lady bits as "front parts" as far as I know.

>>73190329
Thank you Gura, I shall.

>>73190927
I don’t normally reveal my sources but yagoo. It was yagoo that said this in his shareholder meetings that I’m a part of

>>73190173
Thanks for the heads up I will watch your anime

konnichiwa Gura-kun.
May I pleasea see your beaveru.

I know the lock picking lawyer likes to fill his wife's beaver.

>>73192926

>>73193412
>he doesnt watch lpl
next you'll say you've never watched townsends either

>>73193653
watching an episode here or there is way different from knowing about their sex life

please stop posting soundposts I am too lazy to get them working on my phone

oh nyo

>>73194158
same desu when I get isekai'd I hope it's a world where I get stronger and absorb their abilities when I eat my enemies, like in the slime anime.

>>73194270
I never got them working on my phone cause I have an iPhone. although here’s another tip. You know how you can make keyboard shortcuts for your ritual posts? Well you can also do the same with the spoiler text command. On my phone my “sp” autocorrects to the spoiler template.

Kiara will ask Gura if she wants to be in her book club for The Hobbit.

>>73195108
Is it a stream or what?

>>73194654
wouldn't someone just eat you for your abilities, then?

>>73195108
Ty

>>73186015
Dude ill take this over some cripple trying bitch about Gobidaba anyday

>>73195239
yes

>>73195247
yes, if they can. In slime, you needed the "predator" skill or a variation of it to do so.

>>73194654
I like that anime, it's comfy. Milim's the best girl and cutest.
Also I want to fuck Rimuru's sexy androgynous slimeussy.

>>73195546

>>73195777
i feel like those animes make it a bit too easy for the protag to get stronger. kind of like with Sylar from Heroes. he absorbed way too many super powers. would've been more interesting if they limited it instead of letting him farm random NPCs for their super powers.

>>73195101
I don't know how to do shortcuts. How do full time phone users live like this

>>73196342
It’s most likely under your keyboard settings wherever that is on your phone. I also recommend keeping default zoom to be 85% or smaller. Mine is always set to 50%.

>>73196308
yeah most of them are just power fantasies, I want to live in one myself, but I don't want it to be too easy, want to struggle to become OP, I want to feel like I've earned it.

>>73196159
Goorape Goora T u T

>>73197071

>>73197643
Splash is good - target neutralized. Over.

>>73196841
>I don't want it to be too easy, want to struggle to become OP
The Spider Isekai had that before the protagonist left the cave. There might be some other examples I'm forgetting.

ok, let me know your thoughts on this adjustment.
original: https://files.catbox.moe/svzx16.png
alternate: https://files.catbox.moe/ij8um6.png

From JFK to conspiracies to straight fembud cosplays, to one schizo trying to derail, ending with Gura love.
>Wrong about JFK
>Wrong about conspiracies
>Cute cosplays
>Back to your general schizo
>Gura is really cute
Not an awful thread today

>>73198016
Yeah, I really liked "Kumo desu ga, Nani ka?"
Arifureta is like that I think, mc is weak, gets betrayed, only survives by eating monsters and drinking healing water, because their meat is poisonous and gets stronger over time.

>>73198019
original is way better

I put my water glass on my bedside table and promptly managed to spill it twice in 10 minutes

>>73198319
Gura...

>>73198123
Thank you mister. I aim to please. Wait till you hear my conspiracy on eternal reoccurrence and the Torus shape our time travels in.

>>73196841
the power fantasy itself makes sense, but for storytelling purposes it feels a bit awkward. like there's this one new anime, lvl 99 something or other, and the protag just kind of farms dungeons to hit max level. and apparently no one else in the entire world could be arsed to do this. that one didn't even try to explain why only she could do it.

why does straight garlic powder hurt my tongue when i hold it in my mouth

>>73198554
"Villainess Level 99: I May Be the Hidden Boss, but I'm Not the Demon Lord"
Everyone seemed to fear her and thought she was insane or wanted to get rid of them whenever she mentioned or encouraged people to try her level up strategy. I thought it was really funny when she repeatedly used the monster summoning horn.

>>73196308
>>73196841
The issue isn’t the ease at which they become op it’s the lack of struggle afterwards as if no one else in the world had that luck or skill. Jobless reincarnation has the main character reach one of the highest levels of magic as a kid but even people at the mid to advance skill (2-3 levels below him) nearly get him because of the experience gap not to mention the people at his level of strength. Slime datta ken the first season has rimuru breeze through everything and makes us overestimate his strength and underestimate the world. Even as a demon lord he still has rivals and those above him (not talking ln). Re:monster similar series with every evolution he seems like he can’t be matched which leads to him facing a monster he was not ready for. >>73198016 This one as well though we don’t actually know how broken she is because we didn’t get to see the outside world right away. Realistically she was a town wide threat by episode 4 and city wide by episode 5. It’s just the monsters were also that strong. Tsukimichi is the reverse though it still works. Makoto took care of his early fights to simply, not counting mio, and ended up never learning how to fight. This put him in a weird position where he’s almost as all powerful as a god but thinks there’s people who are more dangerous than him because he’s never had the chance to learn. Whether they are op from episode 1 or episode 21 it all comes down to scale. There’s also the eminence in shadow/one punch man style where the effort is from the side characters. The side characters have to be interesting though otherwise it’ll be boring.

>>73198865
Why are you holding garlic powder in your mouth?

>>73199083
I’m testing to see if it’s a natural aphrodisiac.

>>73198865
garlic contains allicin, which is released when garlic is crushed or minced. allicin is known for its pungent aroma and taste and can irritate the sensitive tissues in the mouth, the powdered form of garlic can be more concentrated than fresh garlic, intensifying the sensation.

>>73198554
See this is called hating just to hate. You either didn’t watch the anime or the anime didn’t explain it well (I read the manga). What she does is a high level grind that top players in her world used to max out their characters fast. It took lot’s of trial and error to figure out something game characters can do with ease since they have multiple lives. And even then only top players could pull it off flawlessly. Let’s say by some miracle the people in that world figured it out who’d risk their only life to try something that isn’t a guarantee?

>>73199319
why does cum burn the back of my throat then similar to a garlic burn?

>>73199350
Cuckbeat explains a lot

Gura does not want you to cum on her.

>>73195629
Cool, thanks.

>>73199513
She wants you to cum IN her.

>>73198962
The monster summoning horn episode was funny and I liked the dumb blonde himedere character.
>>73199067
I actually read Re:Monster manga but after tons of chapters where they breeze through everything and become demons and vampires, I got bored of it. Sounds like it maybe got better later, but I mostly just liked the idea of being stuck as a goblin and having to tardwrangle your tribe.

>>73199083
I wanted to taste it cause it was a fresh bottle
>>73199319
I thought garlic powder wasn't supposed to have that cause it decays. Dont you need fresh garlic?

>>73199513
Wrong gura wants to be covered in goom inside and out

>>73199513
Correct, which is why I cum IN her.

>>73199513
But of course, that was never the plan.

I already squirted and peed on Gura she's mine i marked her

>>73199684
fresh garlic may have a stronger flavor and a higher concentration of allicin, but that doesn't mean that garlic powder is completely devoid of these compounds. irritation should increase the longer you have it in your mouth, maybe you're especially sensitive to it.

>>73199438
the person you got it from may have an infection, terrible diet or you may be allergic to it.

Why do I find girls in witch/wizard hats so fucking cute and attractive.

>>73199949
Maybe im sensitive or maybe fresh great value garlic is a great value

Gura is cute and funny, as well as breedable.

>>73199391
I watched the anime and she just uses XP up amulet and monster summoning horn in tough dungeons. Considering she could easily buy those items, it doesn't make much sense that they're on the market but nobody else is using them. Not hating on it, just think it's weird that no one in their world even considered those methods when leveling up is important to their careers/countries.
The explanation in Overlord felt better because there weren't any strong monsters to farm, so people ended up hitting a wall when leveling up.

>>73200224
You could’ve saved yourself some time by reading the entire post instead of stopping half way.

I just hit a guy with my car in bf2042

>>73200656
I did read your dumb post. As if anyone is afraid of dying irl. They do tons of dangerous stuff all the time.

>>73200804
Did the body have worthy ragdoll physics
Assuming the game is still a buggy unplayable mess ofc, I haven't been keeping up so don't know if it is

>>73200804
Don't stop. Continue to the objective.

>>73175287
imagine the smell

>>73200845
>Nobody has ever been a pussy bitch at any point ever
In that case you won't mind if I jam picrel into your anus, locked and loaded, and sphincterbate you with it
No lube other than the grease on the barrel ofc, so bite the pillow

>>73201173
You won't even try it, pussy bitch, I'll tie you up and feed you to assassin bugs like you're a british diplomat in Africa.

>>73201294
H-hot

idk this one didn't work as well for some reason. I need more Krita skills.
https://files.catbox.moe/qfk588.png

Don't fight...

>>73200988
Yes the ragdoll is good enough. I parked on top of him for a second to really rub it in. I like the game, I think it’s funny and cute

Off to the night shift again
Try to behave this time chumbies

Gura is NOT a goom shark.

>>73202842
Then why is she gooming me?

Gura is a thin tail shark.

Gura is a diaper shark

>>73200101
oh speaking of, there's a new season of konosuba
need to watch

>>73203015
No Gura is a big girl. She is a pull-up shark.

Gura is a shart

>>73202827
Always do, have a good one, chumbie.

>>73203202
Gura last time you leaked..

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

Gura hates all of you.

>>73203746
god I wish she still had feelings for me

Gura loves some of you.

>>73203746
Oh nyo!

>>73203464
Only at nighttime, not during the day.

Sad to see this many stupid people gathered together.

Then again it's also really funny to see

>>73203900
I wish I was among them

>>73203979
yeah, this planet is quite primitive and these "humans" as they call themselves are just a bunch of retarded apes with anxiety...

>>73203202
retard

>>73204159
Come on man don't insult apes like that, I've seen monkey way smarter then guras fanbase

>>73204244
That was years ago she has grown up since then.

>I've sunken back into a state of depression, hate, and despondency I haven't been in for years
Well, hope and joy were nice while they lasted.

>>73204244
Is there more to this?

>>73203143
Mushoku Tensei is starting up again soon but I don't think either of the best girls are gonna be in it again this season

>>73204337
no she hasn't she still calls me mommy and can't sleep without a shark plushie

>>73204429
pixiv is in the file name

>>73204244
I love this diaper shark

>>73203979
I feel you, I definitely have ascended past my own mortal limits and can only scoff at the poor insects below me. They are all very sad creatures indeed.

>>73204337
Actually she got worse.

>>73204524
Thank you, I will goom greatly tonight. :3
>>73204465
I'm trying to remember how the timeline plays out and I think one might show up towards the end of this season? Depends how fast it goes.

I hate diaperfags.

>>73204789
I dunno I think she might be onto something there.

>>73204428
Same desu

>>73204880
So, you hate Gura?

>>73204817
I've really liked the animation from the show, but I've been meaning to read the entire story as well.

>>73204975
Retard

I will breastfeed Gura and change her diapers

>>73205526
Same except with the milk from my penis.

>>73205881
fuck u that won't make her grow healthy

>>73205526
>I will breastfeed Gura
based
>and change her diapers
The first one's based.

>>73206063
So you're saying you're not going to change Gura? You're just going to leave her sitting in it while she gets a nasty rash?

uh oh stinky

>>73206141
Does this look like she needs diapers to you? She's perfectly capable of wiping herself.

>>73206374
I don't care if she can or not i just want to take care of all her needs and wants so she can relax and be happy

>>73204465
>>73204817
Roxy should return

is it really a hate crime when you love doing it?

>>73206020
Gura needs lots of goom to survive and grow stronger.

>>73206748
So a love crime?

>>73206991
pls link full pic..i need this

>>73206896
If by goom you mean boob then yes.
https://i.4cdn.org/vt/1712505653531336.jpg

You guys fuck with Kirby as a smash character?

Don't look Gutsbud!!
https://files.catbox.moe/oaeseg.png

>>73207213
1. Spam down B
2. Suck your friends off the edge
Use only these two moves that's how you be kirby

>>73207433
>Suck your friends off

Why do people use gura as an excuse to post their weird fetishes? And why is there a huge uptick today

>>73207701
If you don't have friends you can suck off randos but it won't be as funny

>>73207785
Gura is a physical manifestation of pure sexual desire. It would be weird if people didn't fetishize her.

>>73207785
I'm personally not bothered by it.
Probably because my daughterwife is a little weirdo with very curious interests herself.

>>73207785
It's Gura doing some of the posting silly

>>73207785
Gura encourages and loves fetish posting.

Should I drive 40 minutes to view the total solar eclipse at 100% or settle for 99%?

>>73207785
Gura encourages this behavior. >>73177699

>>73207785

https://twitter.com/yosi114114/status/1770850037527961627

>>73207785 (me)
Got my answer like with everything weird it’s schizo antis. Carry on

>>73208743
Yep, you are a schizo anti.

>>73208743
fuck you i love Gura..and her diapers

>>73208474
I am also only seeing 99% and it would take me the same amount of time to drive to see it. Are you a fimbud? I will bring my Dino Gura with me so she can watch it with us.

should i dump pics now or wait for the next thread

>>73208868
now, why wait?

>>73208868
If they're lewd do it now.

>>73208868
As long as its Gura I don't see a problem with it. We are only hanging out right now till she finds her way back to us. I think she will stream next week I just have a strong feeling about it.

>>73208904
maybe more people will see them in a fresh thread

>>73208474
100% is worth. Literally magical. You don’t need glasses either for it, I did it in 2017. Also, the insects start chirping because they think it’s night. It’s a memory worth dying for it’s that good. Like a Disney moment but irl.

>>73207213
Nah, I only play MegaMan. though I wish X was playable in smash even if it was just an alt costume for MegaMan kind of like BoTW link and DR Mario.

Remember to post on /ggg/ often. Gura can only change her diaper everytime we change threads.

>>73209109
Gura changes her diaper whenever she wants sharks go freely it's a big ocean

>>73209247
Gura "goes" when she wants, but she can't change whenever she wants.

>>73208993
I Saw it at 100% back in 2017 also trust me this Anon is right its worth it. I hope Gura also gets to see it.

>>73208993
Not him but I would imagine other people would ruin the moment, they'll react and start screaming and yelling in excitement and even start clapping.

>>73209537
>Tattoos
Ruined.

>>73209570
just slap skin colored tape over them. you wont even know they're there

>>73209555
Bad shark!! Drop it!

>>73209537
I like this girl's slightly bushi pucci. She should stop shaving

>>73208993
it will damage your eyes, don't look at it without proper protective glasses for it.

;3

>>73210368
100% totality is different. I promise. Just try for a second if your scared. But it has to be 100% totality.

>>73208474
dont forget to download the app some guy made so you can enjoy it better
look up the video by smartereveryday on the upcoming eclipse
there's more to eclipses than just totality

check out these solar ellipses...

>>73210762

>>73210801
fuck off pajeet.

>>73211131
He's right though, in the seconds to minutes depending on where you are, you can take off your eclipse glasses when totality starts.
https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/total-solar-eclipse-what-to-see.html

I don't want to drive to a total place I'm just going to go outside when it happens and stare directly at it

>>73211371

>>73211344
nah it will still burn your eyes just not enough to notice until old age.

Also I’m not a pajeet. But there’s nothing wrong with that anyways.

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1326355021093498880
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1326355021093498880
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1326355021093498880