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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Too Powerful to Snapback Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a global financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for actual-schizos.

This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this. YES, this is an actual game with people playing it, despite what it may look like in thread.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/
Research 4: [YouTube] 可愛くてごめん - HoneyWorks / 風真いろは(cover) (embed)

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (embed) (responsibly) (you're) (on) (national) (TV)

Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/
Electrum's fund trading sheet, up to date: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av7htsgnJ5kDbAhrqIVok42rRZpCi0uueEapmqmaByA/

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/

Previous Thread: >>72954992

>> No.73023392

Market closed while I fix the coin prices
-trial dev

>> No.73023469
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>Wins adjustments
>Everyone else loses
Morning Review is delayed while the coins are fixed

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grim.

>> No.73024572

>Market Open
Oh?

>> No.73024661

>>73023392
I've manually adjusted nearly every coin in the database back to the value it should be, where it was a big change. It would take another 40minutes to bother with the coins that changed less than 1% or $100 or less. Market is back open.
-trial dev

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>>73024661
Thanks TD very cool.

>> No.73025104

>>73024661
Thank you for your work TD

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Since I didnt see any objections to the >Deleted being the rep for the Ogey Calibur Tournament, I will now declare that she will be our rep.

I will boot up SC6 and see if I can whip something up.

As far as appearance goes:
I'll be going with the Pink hair ver wearing a gothic lolita outfit.
I'll see about adding some accessories to it.

Weapon/playstyle:
I will play around with it to see which one fits the character more.
my choices so far are: Ivy, Groh, Zasalamel, Nightmare, Azwel, and Tira.
I guess to play into the whole dark edgelord theme.

>> No.73025927
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Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $1,884,450.71.
4 cycles were lost today due to fixing the Snapback glitch.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 79):
>Nene :: $71,724.04 [94.77% over Avg]
>Towa :: $64,623.79 [148.03% over Avg]
>Kanata :: $59,798.97 [96.82% over Avg]
>Suisei :: $44,903.26 [27.09% over Avg]
>Korone :: $35,619.23 [9.58% over Avg]
>Miko :: $21,678.68 [35.95% over Avg]
>Rurudo :: $20,102.53 [15.46% under Avg]
>Raden :: $18,160.12 [17.95% over Avg]
>Mel :: $14,244.59 [41.20% over Avg]
>Polka :: $13,949.78 [32.10% over Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 18):
>Mumei :: -$64,315.51 [64.76% under Avg]
>Baelz :: -$55,854.04 [50.65% under Avg]
>Shinri :: -$13,018.20 [56.25% under Avg]
>Subaru :: -$10,191.77 [35.47% under Avg]
>Botan :: -$8,873.75 [6.10% under Avg]
>Rikka :: -$8,001.81 [57.34% under Avg]
>Pekora :: -$6,456.84 [6.75% over Avg]
>Ao :: -$5,481.89 [41.15% under Avg]
>Astel :: -$4,558.69 [22.65% under Avg]
>Altare :: -$4,520.45 [36.83% under Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Marine :: 37.50%
>Baelz :: 11.25%
>Hololive :: 10.33%
>Subaru :: 9.14%
>Okayu :: 8.49%
>Calliope :: 7.39%
>Suisei :: 7.06%
>Koyori :: 6.79%
>Pekora :: 6.43%
>AZKi :: 6.38%

Overall Average Adjustment is $2,472.82
Average Upward Adjustment is $5,561.75
Average Downward Adjustment is -$11,084.13

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Nabi, and Rushia.

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and 82 Cycles Remain.

>> No.73026167
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73026167

Good morning, this is the CEO of Pointy Ear Investments and I have backed away from the edge

>Back in the positives
Fund net worth climbed 12% today.

>Elf stabilization
Wamy is starting to climb, Flare has stopped dropping, and Aki has likely bottomed out and will start climbing again. Good time to buy shares.

>Positive gains from other coins
Towa and Mel both had decent hikes, but we will hold both of them.

>BUY BUY BUY
Shares are at an all time low right now, even new investors can load up.

>Numbers for the numberfags
Net Worth: $44,391,816.7 ($4,563,756.51 (11%))
Balance: $4,103,364.95
Volume: 54,000 (11,000 (26%)) (holy shit)
Pending Volume: 4,313
Price: $712.02 (-$214.16 (23%))

That's your summary for today folks.

Pointy Ear Investments [ELF]
>Investing in all of the fantasy talents in Hololive, with a special focus on those with pointy ears.

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>>73025927
Never fear, the Seiso Market Update is here!
SUPERHYPERPERFECTDELUEXEAMAZING NENECHI edition.

>Nene once again hits Ultra Instinct. SELL.
>Dont buy Towa? Well, good thing I did the opposite.
>Kanata is up, but she does have a birthday coming up. Do not sell off completely.
>Mr Koro shows up at the top once again.
>Suichan is looking to stay airborne despite the break. HODL.
>ReGloss hype has cooled down quick.
>Kobo looking to moon soon? Will she keep getting away with it?
>Pol.

BUY:
>Kanade is our BUY OF THE DAY. She has a birthday coming up and she is on the cheap side.
>Marine - Just keeping buying.
>Mumei is in the upper 30s, but we have seen her go to 100k and hover there.
>Robocosan looks to hit bottom. BUY but don't expect her to moon.
>Bae dips hard after her moontrip, BUY if you are willing to HODL.

See anything that I missed?
Stay hungry, Stay Seiso, and Divs Later.

>> No.73027667

>>73025927
>>73026167
>>73026911
thanks for the updates!

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>>73026911
Also, I like Subaru at this price.

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Polchama surpremacy, sorry joshu.

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>> No.73032578

>>73031650
Fashion icon AZKi! If there is an Aki ref in the game, I haven't found it yet

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>>73038133
Friday night once again...

>> No.73040638

>>73023348
cool

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>>73038133

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Happy friday! Another week in the bin! Another weekend of fun ahead!

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last call for todays purchases! koyolabo!

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Dread it. Run from it. Nenechi still arrives.

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Someone clipped the recent NePoLaBo collab! These collabs are rare and precious treasures, so check it out if you haven't done your reps. And then, if you like the clip version, I recommend watching Lamy's POV of it as she has a live translator. Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kAEENq_Qm4

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>>73026167
going all in!

>> No.73042653

>>73042231
Me too! I'm Pointy and I'm Proud!

>> No.73044446

>>73026911
thanks for the update!

>> No.73045492
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>>73038133

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It's Friday so put on your dancing shoes and lets get funky!
Submit a song to the Friday Night Playlist by replying to this post.

>> No.73045894

>>73045730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvDNdCBcKJE

>> No.73045922

I've gotten somewhat interested in this after the April Fools event. I'm actually surprised at how realistic it seems, and even though I've read the introduction twice, it's still all greek to me.
Why are Rushia coins so high though? I found it curious

>> No.73045975

>>73045730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIVOf5jVRnw

>> No.73046128

>>73045922
dead coins (Coco, Mel, Nabi, Rushia, Sana, multiple homos) become inflation coins. no more channel stats, other than gaining/losing subscribers

>> No.73046269

>>73046128
I figured it had something to do with her being graduated. But for example Coco has a more unsteady growth when compared to Rushia, not to mention Rushia's actual growth blew up a lot after her channel was terminated AND her videos deleted

>> No.73046548

>>73046269
I think there was a differing level of dev meddling as the # of dead coins increased, plus the "amicable" departures still have their VODs and I think had regular adjustments for a certain amount of time.
>>73023392
Jog my memory.
>>73023469
What did I miss?

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>>73045922
welcome!
thinking of starting a mutual fund?
koyolabo will help!

>> No.73046764

Speaking of mutual funds, there is a FIERY bidding war happening on the auction house right now! One Ghost Joshu could be yours! This is your chance to be an angel investor into Pierrots Sans Frontieres!

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>>73046659
>Mutual fund
Sounds like a professional Ponzi scheme. le bantz
Perhaps, for now I'm just looking at funny squiggly lines on my off time trying to understand it. Who knows, perhaps this makes me understand the stock market at last
My investment method will be buy low hags, sell high hags
If only I pass this darn quiz

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>>73047038
Just go by the Marine Meta.
Fool proof.

And the Joshu will give you a bailout if you go bankrupt.

>> No.73047614

>>73047277
I remember my dad (may he rest in peace) telling me that some stocks were like literally planting money waiting for dividends, as they are trustworthy and stable. Is Marine one of those?

>> No.73047702

>>73047038
...1 out of 3, sorry man

>> No.73048019

>>73046764
ohohohoho i like how you do things!

>> No.73048031

>>73045922
Since her channel is functionally dead theres no proper stats to derive from, so its entirely player driven at this point.
>>73047038
Do you want the answers?

>> No.73048065

>>73047702
>Doing my reps
>It's all anons crying about the same as I
kek. It's a rite of passage

>> No.73048123

>>73048065
Trust me, the answers are in the archives... somewhere.

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>>73047038
abayo chocoball
towa twapi...
the ... are important!
>>73047277
wait what?!

>> No.73048250

>>73048197
twapi? i think you added an extra letter.

>> No.73048401

ok what the FUCK is chocoball
>>73048197
I feel proud that I found them before refreshing here. doing Archive reps are genuinely fun

>> No.73048467

>>73048401
a really old korone meme!
YAY!
>>73048250
AHHH!

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So... I got it right. Now I need to wait for admittance iirc?

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>>73048516
nvm I found my stuff.
Didn't expect a Jewish millionaire's son simulator for my initial funds kek

>> No.73048882

>>73048620
thats lower then what i started with like 2 weeks ago, market tanked yesterday

Also you should use some of that money to buy shares in Pointy Ear Investments when they are still cheap

>> No.73048986

>>73048620
Its something like 30x the mean cost of coins

>> No.73049205

>>73048882
really cheap!

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It's the battle of the century, folks! The ancient pacts of PolChama versus the young love of PolKoyo! Can this Koyote take on the Worldwide Strongest Idol, or will she end up just another ingredient? These competitors are at each other's throats in the fiercest exchange of money since Divegrass! Only one can win!

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Fuck this thing's got the whole damn gambling simulator
Yep, I'm gonna bet myself dry
>>73048882
Is this another mutual fund? How do I search for them?

>> No.73049822

>>73049779
I'll spoonfeed

https://nasfaq.biz/mutualfund/e083dfa8-b956-4b7c-a01c-58d3342856c6

>> No.73050660

>>73049822
>members: 1
In real life this would smell fishy. However, this isnt real life. I'll think about it

I'm starting to see some patterns. Some chuubas go on intermittent peaks that fall that same day. I assume that shows stream days. Bae is at one of those low points rn.
Others don't dance as much over streams, Gura for example (kek)
Currently buying a modest amount of hag coins, Mio and Lui are curiously low. In fact the entire market is unusually low

>> No.73051100

>>73050660
I'll spoonfeed a little too! Compare patterns (6 months, for the sake of this post) of Marine, Calliope, Lui, and for a relevant to today example, Nene! All their channels have something in common!

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Great seeing new people settling in.

/nasfaqg/ is healing.

>> No.73051608

>>73051100
>nene
Ah, souka... I imagine unarchived karaokes cause even higher peaks

>> No.73052145

>>73051608
nono unarchived is bad, 0 views!

>> No.73052517

>>73051565
we are so koyoback!

>> No.73052575

>>73051608
You can change the graph type on the side of each coin to view other stats, check their view counts

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>> No.73054297

>>73045730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmEJZhTbb8g

>> No.73054572

>>73050660
>Members: 1
That just means only I have the ability to manage the portfolio.
There are currently 12 share holders.

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>>73038133

>> No.73056362

I'm still working on a fuller draft of that recipe book! Once it's in a state I'm happy with I'd love if other folks wanted to contribute their own recipes.

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>>73051565
It really is. Also, please don't mind me replying with Aki, I just wanted to hear her humming

>> No.73056533

>>73056362
A recipe book where nasfaq anons get to share their own recipes? Why, that sounds really fun!

>> No.73056631

>>73056533
That's the idea; I'm just being a little autistic about getting "enough" recipes in there to start it off, it was originally in response to someone expressing interest in easy bachelor style recipes.
>>73056415
This is absolutely gorgeous! Aki love.

>> No.73056952

>>73056631
Aki love!! indeed^^

I'd be interested in giving some recipes, I've kept some I thought were pretty tasty and relatively easy to do, and if someone tries them and can suggest alternative ways to do them, well that'd be great! In addition to reading your recipes and trying some of them out too, of course!

>> No.73057848

>>73056631
I am still interested in those recipes! My upcoming goal is to make a curry from scratch

>> No.73058429

>>73057848
Oh, are you using the curry recipe I posted last time? It's a simple one. Here's a demo of the aforementioned rentry, it's what I've got written so far: https://rentry.org/nasfack

>> No.73059304

>>73058429
I have onion powder instead of onions themselves and I was thinking of swapping out the tomatoes for passata because I am a little bit weird about those textures. Other recipes I found call for tumeric/coriander which I have previously bought too, don't know if that would be easy to add in? I'll be buying the rest of the ingredients next time I go shopping, probably in the next few days

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Alone on a friday night?

>> No.73060325

https://www.youtube.com/live/_ijnDeD7FEI?si=SyY0TY8W4-NZ1b_z
soralive soon!

>> No.73060453

>>73059304
Passata or puree wouldn't cause any problems with this, really, it would just make the sauce much smoother. The recipe I posted in there is similar to a butter chicken which isn't necessarily a true curry, but adding tumeric and coriander are in curry powder - it sounds like your recipe is actually making the curry powder from scratch too, so just replace my curry powder measurement with that much of the powder you make and it wouldn't really cause much of an issue either. As for onion powder instead of onions....... I'll just close my eyes and pretend I didn't see it.

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My god, a third competitor has entered the ring! With blonde honor on the line, Aki comes in swinging! Will hypnotic hips and Mukirose be enough to claim victory?!

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>>73061252

>> No.73067038

Robocosan is currently doing a karaoke and is now close to 1 million subs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL60yUUaGCQ

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>>73067038
RBCsan's currently lower than her avg.

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>>73038133

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Goodnight anons

>> No.73070124
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>>73067038
RBC will get 1 million soon!

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Nighty night.

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>> No.73075793

Anon,
Please send me the Ohhhhhhhhhhh I need to shiiiiiiiiiiiit pic.

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>>73075793
If you need the PSD with layers, LMK, just know that my work was sloppy, kek

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>>73075791
Divs

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updated the conditional formatting rules for the funds that show up in screenshot range

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Once again, my fund misses out...

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Like a spark from the blue, it's time for the Dividend Review.

This week's Total Dividend Pool comes out to $118,080.36.
This week's Dividend Pool is -2.64% lower last week's pool.
The average payout this week is $1,217.32 per coin, which is 9.48% over the all-time average of $1,111.90.
34 coins were over the Average Payout this week.

Top 5 Largest Dividend Changes:
>Suisei :: $3,486.16 :: 32.93%
>Calliope :: -$2,928.46 :: -67.84%
>Watame :: -$2,255.68 :: -67.25%
>Marine :: -$2,123.11 :: -22.70%
>Aqua :: $1,752.23 :: 228.62%

Top 5 Smallest Dividend Changes:
>Vesper :: -$0.03 :: -0.04%
>Choco :: $0.14 :: 0.03%
>Coco :: -$0.56 :: -0.11%
>Dezmond :: -$0.62 :: -0.99%
>Baelz :: -$1.40 :: -0.13%

Overall Average Dividend Change was -$33.34
Average Dividend Increase was $445.08
Average Dividend Decrease was -$346.79

Top 5 Most Unstable Dividend Payouts:
>Mel :: $60.30 & 90.2% Over Average
>Botan :: $849.55 & 76.1% Over Average
>Flare :: $635.17 & 61.5% Over Average
>Kaoru :: -$4.98 & -57.2% Under Average
>Polka :: $527.49 & 53.0% Over Average

The Following Coins all had a Dividend Payout of less than 1% from their 4-week Average:
>Coco, Nachoneko, Risu, Vesper, Mio, Altare

Overall Market Shift from Mean was $29.15.
Average Dividend Spike was $390.85.
Average Dividend Dive was -$240.48.

This week's dividends set an all-time high record for Suisei.
This's dividends set an all-time low record for Fuwamoco, Goldbullet, and Octavio.

Hope everyone got the dividends they expected this weekend.

>> No.73078457

>>73070124
She stopped before she got to 1 million...

>> No.73079318
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Get back down here you bloody vegetable.

>> No.73079820

>>73077876
I can go and set yours manually, which fund?

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30x gains in 1 month of trading.

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I haven't played in a while, what's the best way to empty my liquid?

>> No.73086995

>>73084796
buy koyolabo!

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Big mahjong tournament happening, good luck to KamiChamaRoze!

>> No.73091341

>>73090153
its between chama and gozaru!
chamma so strong!

>> No.73091555

de gozaru!

>> No.73092077

aki too strong!

>> No.73092153

>>73092077
That was a kami tsumo!

>> No.73092567

AKI IS A MONSTER...

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>>73092567
Poor Hajime... But 20K hand goes brr!

>> No.73093723

>>73092588
its not regloss' day...

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FBK win! KamiChamaRoze did great today!

>> No.73094472

>>73094201
Yes they did! Aki was on fire!

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>>73094201
theyre all monsters!
gg!
and for or resident zain, koyote tissues!

>> No.73095168
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73095168

Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $1,765,033.82.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 19):
>Kaoru :: $26,334.78 [9.04% over Avg]
>Roboco :: $15,667.38 [12.78% over Avg]
>Kanaeru :: $12,189.31 [19.28% over Avg]
>Ina'nis :: $8,409.22 [3.00% under Avg]
>Ayamy :: $2,589.33 [36.75% over Avg]
>Mio :: $2,394.83 [4.83% under Avg]
>Subaru :: $1,564.97 [17.08% under Avg]
>Haato :: $1,258.82 [2.30% under Avg]
>Botan :: $0,647.86 [2.37% under Avg]
>Flayon :: $0,582.74 [66.58% over Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 78):
>Nene :: -$94,803.94 [68.69% under Avg]
>Towa :: -$87,063.83 [65.57% under Avg]
>Kanata :: -$82,550.25 [73.98% under Avg]
>Suisei :: -$68,290.30 [63.69% under Avg]
>Korone :: -$56,119.11 [53.82% under Avg]
>Rurudo :: -$28,673.87 [34.92% under Avg]
>Sora :: -$23,723.04 [48.74% under Avg]
>Fauna :: -$17,760.72 [27.57% under Avg]
>Flare :: -$16,561.27 [56.55% under Avg]
>HLuna :: -$16,208.13 [33.22% under Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Suisei :: 37.55%
>Marine :: 23.85%
>Kanata :: 18.01%
>Towa :: 13.01%
>Hololive :: 10.97%
>Sora :: 8.12%
>Baelz :: 7.37%
>Kanade :: 7.24%
>Koyori :: 6.83%
>Nene :: 6.60%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$6,412.86
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,799.89
Average Downward Adjustment is -$8,900.58

Today's adjustments did not set any records, high or low.

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and HFZ in 2 hours. There will be gambling.

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>>73061252
Yay, I get to sponsor our dear zain!

>> No.73097430

>>73095168
thanks for the review!

>> No.73097939

Huh, I didnt know Okayu had an outfit reveal...

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>> No.73099968

https://www.twitch.tv/holofightz
Liv
Gamble your lifesavings.

>> No.73100623
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Good morning, and welcome to a special edition of Polka News! Poruka Oruka? Oru yo!

>BREAKING NEWS
Pierrots sans Frontières has officially been funded! We have a special interview with the executive board of the new organization, but first, we reached out to the angel investors who engaged in a fiery bidding war to help strike ground. They had this to say:

>Aki is very cute.
>Haachamachamaaaa~
>konkoyo! today, too, is the best day to buy koyolabo!

Riveting! And now, we'll go to our woman on the ground, Omaru Polka.

Thanks, Polka! I'm Omaru Polka, and I'm here with the CEO of PSF, Omaru Polka; the COO of PSF, Omaru Polka; and the CFO of PSF, Poruru Abyssgard. Thanks for joining me, ladies. Your potential investors have some questions, which we've prepared for you:

>What are your plans for the immediate future?
We used our generous initial investment to establish a starting position with our four main coins - NePoLaBo. We want to cut some questions off at the head: yes, Polka is at a little bit of a premium right now, and yes, we bought. We're willing to accept some early losses incurred by this choice, because we plan to offset it by investing in Marine who, as you know, is a member of Yakamashi Girls with Lamy. We expect significant returns thanks to this, without abandoning our core principles of spreading the wisdom of Polka.

>What about your long-term plans?
We don't anticipate attempting to conquer or control the market, although we do anticipate and strive for growth - we believe that every dollar earned by PSF is a dollar for the glory of Polka. Investors can expect us to maintain course on investing into NePoLaBo and their friends. As you know, one million YouTube subscribers creates one (1) Polka; in the same vein, we believe every ten billion net worth our group achieves will equate to one (1) Polka. We aim to achieve at least 100 Polka.

>How about fees?
Initially, fees will remain low while we establish trust and a position in the market, especially with our early premium buy of Polka potentially shaking investor confidence. We plan to offer steep discounts for special occasions like birthdays, anniversaries, and collabs - so you can expect at least five 0-fee days a year!

>What kind of research have you done?
Our analysts are still in the process of truly learning the market, but we are proud subscribers to the Seiso Market Update.

>Any other news for potential investors?
Yes: shares of PSF are now OPEN TO THE PUBLIC! Buy buy buy!

>> No.73100778
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uhhh...what kinda movie you guys wanna watch?

>> No.73101343

>>73100778
I just watched LOTR last night so not that!

>> No.73102652

>>73100778
I'm still interested in the monogatari anime movies one of these days!

>> No.73103325

>>73100623
I'll buy!

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Thank you sharky.

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Seiso Market Update will be back until Tuesday as I will be in and out of the office.

I'm sure you will get a Koyote Report to help you find some hidden gems in the market.

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looks like you guys sent in >deleted
Thoughts? Hair is a fuck so I tried to pick the one that fits the most. Also made one of her short hair version to see what you guys think

>> No.73106243

>>73106076
Did we decide on a fighting style? I like long hair especially if we do Nightmare. Both look good though, I think you did a great job! Is there any chance of sticking some kind of bat hairclip in her hair?

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>>73106243
there are batwings but they go like this
as for fighting style they chose Ivy

>> No.73106565

>>73106396
Ivy is the sword whip lady right? That sounds good! And yeah probably a no on the batwings but I'll let other people weigh in.

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>> No.73109092

>>73106396
>Rushia as Ivy
fkn kek looks like rushi gets some big robertsons in the afterlife, albeit in spirit

>> No.73109134

>>73106076
Looks good! Batwings probably not, but one of these two would be nice

>> No.73110853

last call for todays purchases! koyolabo

>> No.73110970

Seems like a good day to buy most funds

>> No.73111042

>>73110970
Especially PSF!

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>>73100623
konkoyo! today too is the best day to buy koyolabo!

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20 minute page 9

>> No.73112603

>>73084796
Buy funds
>>73084552
Congratulations!
>>73079318
Holy shit

>> No.73113906

>>73105977
Good luck with work!

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>>73112012
Fast today.

>> No.73115804

movie today?

>> No.73117144

>>73115804
I JWU and got 0 ideas...hit me with something for tomorrow so I can grab it now

>> No.73117196

>>73117144
godzilla king of the monsters

>> No.73117216

>>73117196
I'ma need a direct link to the IMDB page for that there are 563 fucking Godzilla movies

>> No.73117217

>>73117196
Ooh, I haven't seen this one yet, +1 to this!

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>>73117216
>563

>> No.73117351

>>73117216
I assume they meant this one: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3741700/

>> No.73117476

>>73117144
the new dune! we should watch 1 and 2!

>> No.73117845

>>73117351
Western Zilla, is it any good? I thought the one from the 90s was shit and I was part of the target demographic (drooling children) when I watched it...
>>73117476
We watched part 1 already. Is two out?
>a WEB-DL leaked 12 hours ago
kek
Do you want me to see if the first one is still in there so I can queue it up?

>> No.73118253

>>73117845
I've enjoyed the two new western Godzilla movies - the 90s one was......... yeah, bad. The new ones have their faults but I think they're worth a watch. Then the Godzilla vs Kong ones are sort of in the continuity, but those are very much popcorn movies. Zero artistic value, just shut your brain off and clap type shit. They have their place. I'm also fine with Dune, the new ones are very well done.

>> No.73118438

>>73117845
yes please!

>> No.73118798

>>73118438
OK. It's in a stanky old corner of the movie night closet and I have to fish it out, please understand. It will be a few minutes.

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dune starting

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>> No.73127242

5 thousand meter bump!

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>> No.73129486

>>73119329
Dune: Part Two in ~5 minutes. And again tomorrow at ye olde time of 2100 GMT (5 EDT) for the yurosleeps!

>> No.73129737

>>73129486
IKZ!

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Goodnight anons

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>> No.73135788

>>73134740
Big Red Market

>> No.73139336

>>73133460
night!

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thanks for the movie! see you tommorrow!

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It was this one btw.

>> No.73147838

>>73147754
oh dang, nice

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ohhhhhhh konnui

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>> No.73154923

>>73152052
cute koyo!

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>> No.73161203 [DELETED] 

if thread is not up just ask your questions in /fig/
mimir

>> No.73162668

up!

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Ohayou!

>> No.73164906

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O76GOs7iywQ
koyogra!

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>> No.73167208

>>73167053
I can't unsee Cup Needle?

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>> No.73169660

>>73167208
I now also cant unsee this

>> No.73170226
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Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $1,837,745.52.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 22):
>AZKi :: $55,774.89 [128.99% over Avg]
>Calliope :: $20,260.13 [67.39% over Avg]
>Roboco :: $13,112.47 [43.67% over Avg]
>Korone :: $12,714.39 [22.38% under Avg]
>Koyori :: $11,403.23 [20.21% over Avg]
>Shiori :: $2,694.22 [6.13% under Avg]
>Haato :: $2,529.44 [1.75% over Avg]
>Fuwamoco :: $1,877.54 [21.53% over Avg]
>Astel :: $1,662.06 [14.65% under Avg]
>Lamy :: $1,326.33 [3.49% under Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 75):
>Kiara :: -$33,260.84 [63.26% under Avg]
>Mel :: -$25,067.11 [1.10% over Avg]
>Ina'nis :: -$23,736.80 [26.15% under Avg]
>Botan :: -$22,085.90 [29.17% under Avg]
>Kovalskia :: -$14,761.23 [51.79% under Avg]
>Hololive :: -$11,867.00 [19.71% under Avg]
>Melfissa :: -$11,135.48 [4.1% under Avg]
>Zeta :: -$10,497.72 [35.41% under Avg]
>Noel :: -$9,325.64 [0.83% under Avg]
>Koseki :: -$7,610.84 [2.89% over Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Suisei :: 28.52%
>Marine :: 18.26%
>Hololive :: 11.42%
>Kanata :: 11.18%
>Towa :: 8.33%
>Kanade :: 6.40%
>Pekora :: 5.76%
>Baelz :: 5.66%
>Sora :: 5.59%
>Okayu :: 5.42%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,122.31
Average Upward Adjustment is $5,789.53
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,149.78

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Nabi, and Rushia.

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and stay warm!

>> No.73170416

I have to go out for a few hours if someone can help bump for a bit!
>>73170226
thanks for the review!

>> No.73170495

>>73170226
thanks for the review!

>> No.73170719
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I'M NOT FUCKING SELLING!

>> No.73171260

>>73170226
Thank you for the review!

>> No.73171505

>>73164906
This was... something. AZKi is scary...

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>>73171505

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Mascots love!

>> No.73174314
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Today seems like a pretty good day to buy into the main channel coin if you haven't; Bae is a good buy for a long term hold (as is Cheese Holders), Lui is cheap, Kanade is very cheap and I believe has lots of potential, Sui-chan wa kyou mo yasui, and Botan is down from her big moon so I think you should buy lots of Botan, and Pierrots Sans Frontieres!

>> No.73174709
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>>73174294
I love these little guys like you wouldn't believe.

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>>73174709
SSRB love, I daresay!

>> No.73177114

>>73174314
Thanks!

>> No.73178088

>>73167208
cup needles my beloved

>> No.73178149
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>>73174294
i..isn't someone missing...?

>> No.73178911

>>73178149
You're right! ....... there's no Takodachi in that picture!

>> No.73178962
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>>73178149
Yeah, me

>> No.73179309
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>>73178149

>> No.73179585
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>>73178149

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>> No.73183318

10

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>> No.73183765

>>73181366
polthighs

>> No.73184016

Kanade is still cheap with a birthday this month.

>> No.73185186
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73185186

AZKi on hologra and at the top of Nasfaq.

Good day for Pioneers!

Pioneers Seiso Mutual Fund...
ZERO FEES for today!

>> No.73186572

Well, I just spotted an ant in my kitchen, so I suppose spring really has begun. So begins my crusade of genocide against this six-legged menace. Mumei had something to say about it too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VGG6clNEZA

>> No.73187823
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>> No.73188771

last call for todays purchases!

>> No.73188805

Good day to buy funds!

>> No.73189900

>>73174314
Oh one more piece of bad Zain advice: Calli did spike today, but today's not the day to sell. HOLD.

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>>73189900
well okay!

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>>73191338
Pierrots Sans Frontieres assumes no responsibility for financial loss, but takes all credit for financial gain incurred from following our advice.

>> No.73192572

>>73191793
fennec legs.

>> No.73193853

>>73191793
fennecpai!

>> No.73193941

>>73178149
Joshukun in my heart...
>>73178962
And haaton...
>>73179309
And listener san...
>>73179585
He's into being ignored so it's ok!

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>>73192572
>>73193853
I concur.

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>> No.73196959

Dune?

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The great pirate era is almost here...

>> No.73198444

>>73196959
dune doko!
>>73198141
i pray im almost broke and its only monday...

>> No.73198471

>>73198444
apparently it auto started around six so a couple of us are hanging out there.

>> No.73199032

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w03MrUkAmNs

>> No.73200670

>>73198471
AH

>> No.73200916

>>73198471
I had it automatically start at 5! because I knew I'd be mimir

>> No.73202499
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tower is cute.

>> No.73204932

its sarkovver...

>> No.73205139

>>73202499
Extremely cute... Big fan of those type of sandals in art

>> No.73205515 [SPOILER] 
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>>73202499
Eh, she's not that cute.

>> No.73205909 [SPOILER] 
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>>73205515

>> No.73206071
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Goodnight anons

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>>73206071
Oyasuminasai

>> No.73206404

>>73206071
Oyasuminasai!

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>>73045922
Well... Can't say I'm good at this (yet). Buying low selling high isn't just cutting it

>> No.73209784

>>73209710
It's a little tough early on! I hovered up and down for a bit before I got into the swing of things and started steadily making a profit.

>> No.73210275

>>73209710
market bubble burst so just get your cheap coins now before they recover

>> No.73210740

>>73209710
dont believe her lies!

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Bedtime. Goodnight!

>> No.73215570

>>73215198
night night

>> No.73218192

up

>> No.73220939

wao

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soon.

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>> No.73228096
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>> No.73230900

ohhhhhhhhhh I have to sleep

>> No.73233312

>>73230900
gn

>> No.73234516

good thread

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Ohayou!

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>> No.73241453

https://files.catbox.moe/sojh28.mp4
konkoyo!

>> No.73241668

Good morning.
The Snapback Glitch has once again struck, returning the following coins to their pre-adjustment values:
>Roboco
>Suisei
>AZKi
>Mel
>Matsuri
>Aqua
>Ayame
>Mio
>Marine
>Watame
>Towa
>Nene
>Polka
>Lui
>Koyori
>Gura
>Amelia
>IRyS
>Fauna
>Mumei
>Baelz
>Fuwamoco
>Moona
>Kanade
>Ui
>Nachoneko
>Rurudo
Please exercise caution when trading these coins.
Morning Review is delayed until the glitch is resolved.

>> No.73242192

>>73241453
Kakkoi konkoyo!

>> No.73242308

>>73241668
I've fixed these manually, plus a couple others I noticed. If it was less than 200 dollars I didn't fix it because it would take too long again. Market is back again.
-trial dev

>> No.73242455

>>73242308
thank you for your work!

>> No.73243533

Good morning

>> No.73244067
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73244067

Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $1,937,312.10.
37 coins affected by the Snapback Glitch.
Coins affected by the Snapback Glitch lost 4 cycles.
All other coins lost 2 cycles.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 59):
>Fuwamoco :: $30,258.11 [73.21% over Avg]
>Miko :: $26,442.49 [68.99% over Avg]
>Mio :: $20,172.75 [51.41% over Avg]
>Roboco :: $15,273.38 [71.16% over Avg]
>Lamy :: $12,791.33 [48.58% over Avg]
>Hololive :: $9,243.34 [2.95% under Avg]
>Korone :: $8,705.77 [4.89% over Avg]
>Aqua :: $8,538.79 [13.42% under Avg]
>Koseki :: $8,454.96 [44.46% over Avg]
>Aruran :: $7,765.17 [30.81% over Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 38):
>AZKi :: -$68,558.37 [46.43% under Avg]
>Okayu :: -$26,834.29 [46.12% under Avg]
>Fubuki :: -$16,690.98 [8.28% under Avg]
>Botan :: -$14,862.33 [41.50% under Avg]
>Chloe :: -$11,943.06 [19.20% under Avg]
>Shiori :: -$9,869.55 [21.66% under Avg]
>Mel :: -$3,517.00 [4.13% under Avg]
>Altare :: -$3,449.74 [22.47% under Avg]
>Izuru :: -$2,830.52 [15.73% under Avg]
>Ollie :: -$2,748.35 [10.66% over Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Suisei :: 21.79%
>Marine :: 15.17%
>Okayu :: 11.14%
>Hololive :: 9.65%
>AZKi :: 8.63%
>Kanata :: 8.34%
>Towa :: 6.49%
>Pekora :: 5.44%
>Baelz :: 5.22%
>Kanade :: 4.59%

Overall Average Adjustment is $347.88
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,503.82
Average Downward Adjustment is -$4,552.12

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Nabi, and Rushia.

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and AIEEEEEEEEEEE.

>> No.73245862
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>>73244067
Surprised not to see Watame among the biggest divs, she dominated the market for a while!

>> No.73246216

>>73244067
thanks for the review!

>> No.73248025
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Happy Eclipse Day!

>> No.73250117
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Good morning, this is the CEO of Pointy Ear Investments and this is the weekend report

>Massive gains!
Fund net worth climbed 69% (nice) over the weekend

>Elf stocks
Wamy has shot up, Flare and Aki are stable. Nothing but positive.

>Positive gains from other coins
Luna had a nice boost as well.

>BUY BUY BUY
Shares are still less then $800 each. Buy them when they are still cheap.

>Numbers for the numberfags
Net Worth: $74,621,329.25 ($30,538,700.40 (69%))
Balance: $12,781,577.25
Volume: 83,230 (29,230 (54%))
Pending Volume: 5,000
Price: $782.60 ($70.58 (10%))

That's your summary for today folks.

Pointy Ear Investments [ELF]
>Investing in all of the fantasy talents in Hololive, with a special focus on those with pointy ears.

>> No.73250158
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73250158

Botan returning to normal after a big moon, she won't stream again for a few days so once again it's a great day to buy La Lion. Azki back down from her spike, good buy. Okayu on discount, I think that's my pick of the day. Foobs on a downward trend, maybe wait another day or two before buying. Kanade has the potential to climb, she might be a gamble but she's cheap right now! Bae still cheap, too, good buy for a long-term hold.

Polka holding steady, Nene gathering power for another ascension, Lamy on a small incline, and Botan on discount - buy PSF! (PSF assumes no responsibility for fiscal losses incurred by following our advice. PSF assumes all credit for fiscal gains achieved by following our advice.)

>> No.73250223
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>>73250117
>>73250158
SHISHILAMY LOVE, SAME BRAIN

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>> No.73255946
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last call for todays purchases! koyolabo!

>> No.73256426

Well the eclipse was cool. We had cloud cover so I missed parts of it though.

>> No.73257328

>>73256426
...Anon were you in my city...?

>> No.73257693
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koyote breaking news report:
bibidiba is growing faster than loligami and is just as viral!
even if the channel doesn't moon like uis did, the dividends should be insane for some time to come if they are based on views of videos!
also mgo coins when!

>> No.73257921

>>73257328
That'd be weird.
>>73257693
Excuse me, waiter, there's a koyote in my noodles.

>> No.73258418
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>>73257921
ill get that!

>> No.73258451
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>>73258418
Jesus Christ.

>> No.73260266
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Seiso Market Update will resume tomorrow. Maybe a little later than usual but I still plan on working on it.

>> No.73260384

>>73260266
seiso market update my beloved

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>> No.73264110

https://youtu.be/st6xX3CK7Hc
suichan on the news!
faster 10 million ever!

>> No.73264690
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>>73209710
The masculine urge to say "We're so Barack" 10 minutes after saying "It's Joever"

>> No.73264827

>>73264690
I see why. Mio's doing a collab which has almost doubled her

>> No.73265260

>>73264690
lets go!

>> No.73265536
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>>73264690
Next stop, the moon

>> No.73265605
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Bump limit! Supachat your oshi!

>> No.73265754

>>73265605
get your abayo ready.

>> No.73265760
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bump limit doryaaaa!
see you all tommorrow when it again will be the best day to buy koyolabo!

>> No.73266125
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>week 28! holoxbreak was great! koyolive too! welcome to konkoyo island! 沸く沸くkoyofull dreams! THE DELICIOUS 9 TYPES OF KOYOKOYO CAMPAIGN WONT END! current value: $738,278,895,640.17 current price: $654,416.64 current volume: 1,120,641 last payout per share: $20,603.65 now too is the best time to buy koyolabo! SO CLOSE TO THE GOAL IKZ!! big moona awaits! -koyolabo (ᐡ •͈ ·̫ •͈ ᐡ)ノ
-koyolabo investor report

>> No.73266418
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>>73266125

>> No.73266557
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>>73266418
joshu used the right image this time!

>> No.73266612

>>73266557
That's the Week 27 report but it's progress. Joshu-kun LOVE.

>> No.73266614

Thanks for getting us to bump limit anons!

>> No.73268002
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Abayo!

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