/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Literally the best and strongest v-tuber.

>>704588
Nene is too best and strong though. She had to dump Intelligence and Wisdom.

>>704588
>>704622
Haatochama would like a word with you.

>>704995
What's Haachama going to do? Look at her! She can't even see!

This is extremely important. The entire future of Hololive is riding on the repercussions of the revelations made in this video -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jiDX58B2w0

NENE THREE DEE WHEN

THEY CANT KEEP IT FROM US FOREVER

STOP DOING THIS TO MY WIFE

>>704542
that chest is far too rude

Has anyone else been upgraded so much with a skin release?

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

*TING TING TING*

AHEM........

MA-TA

NE-NE

>>708328
What about it?

>>704542
What's the appeal?

>>709228
She's cute and powerful!
https://streamable.com/2kuive

>>705164
Careful, Haachama owns 51% of Nenepro...

>>705174
I am so glad that the best Neneseal was unprivated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y00CEvh7deY

>>704542
>ctrl + f nene
>0 results
Oi oi oi. Can anyone explain this to Nene?

>>711266
I cannot explain it to her, because the CEO is kinda dumb.

>>711415
ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE INTELLECT OF OUR CEO!?

>>711266
Uhh... yeah... I got my explanation right here

Itsumo hitori no Nene!
Itsumo hitori no Nene!

Mario games... the bane of Nene...

Nene should try and play with Haachama more. Both are shafted, blond and autistic. It would be great if they become rivals. The superhero Nene vs the horror Haachama.

HASTA LA VISTA NENE

Calm down, Nenechi...

>kills boss
>dies
sasuga nene

I miss Nene already

>>709228
She's cute, silly, and airheaded but I just described a lot of hololive. Her specific appeal is kind of hard to discern from one or two viewings. If I had to describe it, she's kind of like someone who is told she is a normie so much she kind of believes it but she'll say things that are really odd that don't really come from a normal person's point of view. It's like her best quality is being surprising without it feeling completely random. It's definitely harder to absorb through just clips. Although, I do think that the popularity of the seal nene channel has made her try to do more cute sounds than she used to.

>said she didn't want to scream
>did it anyway
How do we fix this airhead?

>>721519
We don't.

>>717751
There is no question.

>>721519
Nene is great the way she is

I gotta confess I want to put my face between Nene's bossom while she rubs my hair and giggles as she does it
I'm sorry, I didn't ask to be like this

>>721950
I do too anon

I gotta confess I don't like the bear part of her new costume

>Nene went wild after being dechinked
>got a sore throat
Nenechi...

>>722061
drag this man

>>704542
BOOBA

>>722061
She had a panda image before so I’m not surprised she actually had bears incorporated into her new outfit.

>>722061
>doesn't like the gaooo
>https://youtu.be/57rCc2RThtg?t=37

>>722061

Catching up on her last stream, bummed to see her throat still hurts. She sounds much better, though. I'm really looking forward to the O'riends karaoke stream, but I hope Nene doesn't force herself to sing before she's fully recovered.

CEO CUTE

>>726543
sorry, I'll be more careful next time :)

nene

>>731824

>>722061
Get out

>>727836
Best CEO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj-BlmX_GC8

I want nene to give me retarded kids

>mario stream
>says her throat hurts so she can't scream
>still screeches
Most hyper super ultra powerful galaxy BABY CEO ever

>>709228
Autistic, but unlike everyone else who then gets insecure about it, she doesn't even realize she is autistic in the first place

>>709228
loveable dumbass and a ball of sunshine

>>735865
Most people say they scream and be loud to play it up, that's just because they live with their parents and cant, being loud is very fun

Nene's new voice is cute.

https://youtu.be/yXz5peiyn1I?t=2923

Very no!
Very no!
Very no!

>>721409
No normal person would be able to VIBE with Polka as much as she does. The 5th Gen is full of weirdos.

3d soon

Whats going on in this thread?

>>741259
The fire flower falling into the lava should be added to her list of achievements

>>709228
Speaking Japanese in an Italian accent

It's just not the same after the yab...

THE STRONGEST

>>704542
Nene is LAZY!

>>704542
who

Who is Nenechi's favorite husband in her thousands of husbands and why is it ME?

I like her
I like her in a "I really must protect this dumb girl" kind of sense

>>753291
Gintama, obviously. Pay attention.

>Gets shafted once again
Nenechi...

>they haven't made their own personalized nekkos yet
What's your excuse?
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/87827779

>>753803
She will have the best 3d debut to date. A CEO to rival Kagami

Quiet! Nene is talking to us!

>>753803
She wanted a complete redesign and knew it meant her 3d would be delayed.

Every time she laughs I feel my lifespan gets extended by a bit

>>741259
look someone who actually has 3 iq in non meme way

reminder

Her old costume was better. Fucking Coco ruined everything.

>>709228
she's retarded

>>704542
Did they really change her outfit because it was too chinese? Really? Why? Who cared?

very cute nene tonight!

>>756607
Tonight's Nene is doing something to my braincells

>>756474
>>756593
>change it to a fucking fake bear
why
just why
why fucking bear of all things
i don't understand

>>722061

>>756593
Its more about marketing her to Chinese fans, now that there's no need to they can give her a less China-inspired character. Her new outfit is much much better though, I don't see why anyone would complain. Fuck china.

I'm proud to be Nenechi's husband forever

>>756474
>>756906
bear with it

>>756474
Her old costume is bland and boring, her new one is a million times cuter even without the bear stuff

>>757186
It would be better without unBEARable parts

>>757186
I like the bear stuff as an option, it's cute.
I do like the new outfit as a whole, I just wish they'd toned down the boob window slightly. Just say a 10-20% reduction would probably do it.

Twitter crop locking onto her boob window every single time she posts a selfie is really fucking funny. Click the media tab on her profile and scroll down for a while.

>>759530
Forgot pic

>>759530
based crop knowing what it has to do

>>750842
Walt! Thank god you're back!

You'll never believe what they did with Disney! They've ruined your franchises and sullied your name by calling your first film featuing a coloured man RACIST! The GALL!

Now they've even got women and those of yiddish descent running the show!

Finally with your return we can restore some sanity to our cultural zeitgeist.

>>750842
Do you think Walt would appreciate virtual youtubers if he were around today?

I expect he would vomit at the notion.

>>756906
Honey pizza.

>>761885
Am I brain dead or wasn't there some talk related to Disney and Vtubers? Could've been a nightmare I had

>>756906
Because pooh. The bear deets are a stealth FAQ! at the bugs.

>>756474
okay chang

>>756572

God I love Nene
and Botan
and Polka
and even Lamy
Goksei............

I wish she'd do more collabs

>>704542
I'd click my tongue at her as she walked by every single day if I could

>>756474
>Her old costume was better
Eventually, you will realize how wrong you are

Nene scandal hitting soon: she was filmed hugging her boyfriend irl.

>>768210
ABAYO
Don't dox _me_ nigger!

Why Super? What's the lore?

>>771792
>Applied to join hololive 4 times, didn't get a call back for 3 of those
>doxxed herself on her VERY FIRST tweet by showing off her distinctive artstyle
>Doxxed everyone in gen 5 by following them on twitter
>misspelled vtuber as vtuべr, leading it to become the #1 trend in japan
>spilled an endless amount of chow mein on her debut
>scheduled a guerilla singing stream because her monetization accidentally got enabled, leading to people calling her kanecchi
>Used to have a water cooler jug on her first few streams, taking well over 60-70+ sips of water over the course of 3 hours during her first superchat reading and didn't go to the bathroom until the last 20 minutes
>Wanted revenge on Polka for using water cooler jug on her stream, stole her hair accessory for a stream later on, leading to Polka countering it with using her hair braids as shoulder pads and giving birth to a very short-lived but legendary meme
>had a fall guys stream where 90% of it was her shouting her own name
>managed to wipe a full squad and simultaneously do only 83 damage in a single game in apex
>Went from Super Nenechi to Hyper Nenechi in just two streams, then immediately reverted back to Super Nenechi only for her to spontaneously ascend by a countless amount of tiers approximately a month and a half later
>ate alone in the toilet at school
>almost got robbed one time but kicked the dude in the balls and ran away
>thumbnails had such bad proportions they were made fun of in coco's meme review
>Sat around killing enemies mindlessly in Craftopia while everyone else did work, bringing her player level far ahead of everyone else's
>decided that the first thing to do after meeting god in craftopia was to punch him in the face
>desynced in craftopia so hard that the dungeon boss was only focusing on her and was still shooting her even after it died
>Conspired with Polka to beat up a quest giver in Craftopia, and after being scolded by Lamy, took the quest giver to the far back of the dungeon and old yeller'd them
>decided to read a full blown confession from a fan's marshmellow live
>replied to a twitter account named crap_gay thinking it was watson when holoEN debuted
>Had to do battle with a fridge because her hamster broke out of her cage and ran under the fridge
>spilled juice in her lap and couldn't stop sniffing it on stream and asked chat if they wanted to lick it
>got baited by chat to type "if you study japanese in nene, you will fail"
>referred to huke as hukeweb sensei
>got swarmed by a horde of crazy fans while performing an idol show in L4D2
>accidentally wiped her PC installing minecraft
>destroyed the entire nene production office and revealed that nenepro was a black company
>died 16 times in under 2 hours during the first gen 5 Minecraft collab
>Was welcomed in Japanese by Iofi at her debut and replied that she does not speak much english
>Told Iofi that she liked to skip cutscenes in RPGs just after Iofi tells her that she liked RPGs
>thought "te amo" was the french term for "I love you"
>scored three (3) in Choco's academic test
>Uses steering assist in Mario Kart
>got hard carried by her fans in Mario Kart team battle against Polka
>Chanted about destruction in a tweet after accidentally committing suicide by setting off a bunch of TNT on a hill in Minecraft
>ran and jumped into bed, completely missed and ended up sleeping on the floor
>Punched people's cats in Minecraft
>Accidentally flooded gen 5's building in Minecraft
>Forgot to place torches back down after the flooding and spawned a creeper which blew up a chunk of her room
>Accidentally put her name backwards "ƎИƎИ" on the Gen 5 building in Minecraft when shown from the outside
>After being told, she said it's supposed to be that way and updated it say "IMNENE" aka "ƎИƎИMI" from the outside
>Avoided an entire shitstorm from NND antis about janitors by skipping a Minecraft collab with the rest of her genmates because she wanted to stream Rhythm Heaven instead
>air-served not once, but TWICE during her collab with Kiara
>When given a present by Kiara, she panicked and grabbed the first thing she found to give as a present... a handful of gummybears
>Almost got robbed on her way back home but she kicked the dude in the nuts and ran away
>Unironically thought iCarly, Victorious and Hannah Montana were emotional western romantic dramas and made Kiara die of laughter when she told her, then proceeded to ask chat on a future stream for reassurance only for them to laugh as well
>iCarly was also the gateway to livestreaming and eventually lead to her becoming a vtuber
>Can pronounce "tomato juice" and "potato chips" in english perfectly but nothing else
>won all Among Us games by pure luck

>>772058
I read every word of this every single time it is posted

>>768210
>she went below the belt
Sir, this is a blue board.

>>756474
It wasn't Coco. Nene herself had gotten bored of the Kagura pastiche mainly because she hadn't gotten anything to do with Gintama.

>>772058
Isn't there a second part to this?

>>736150
https://files.catbox.moe/8jeb0i.mp4

>>773325
Nene being happy gives me so much hope, bros. Even those with crippling mental disabilities can find their place in life, we just have to try harder.

>>773210
>Trapped herself in a room she made as a prank for Botan
>Lost 51% of nenepro stocks to HAACHAMA of all people, becoming an underling in her own company
>Went afk in minecraft after a stream, rendering flare, luna, pekora and moona unable to sleep in the server when they played hours later
>Went into a 3D stream as a cardboard cutout
>Married a dying cthuluian korean woman and confessed their love to each other
>Wanted to spice up her way back home from highschool and ended up walking through a sketchy alley.
>Siphoned Korone's spanish audience with a pinned message, making her their new queen
>Watched teen beach movie more than 10 times thinking it was for adults
>Sent her most schizo of stalkers into a brief frenzy with a single tweet making them think she's going to leave Hololive
>Died first twice in a row in Phasmophobia to the point where the ghost no longer even phases her
>Chose Ame (the imposter) over Mori (who she was with an had an alibi) simply because Ame was cuter
>Has collabed with Iofi at least twice as of this rendition of the pasta, and still mispelled her name as "Ioli" during the big Among Us collab
>Entered a Discord voice channel Polka was in during her solo to tell her she's in the wrong channel
>she would call an unsharpened pencil a magic wand, mix grass into water and call it a potion, write down cool anime lines to her notebook and wear a bandaid on her nose because she thought it was cool. She wanted an eyepatch too, but couldn't get it since you needed to go to an optician for one and she didn't have the money
>managed to creep out Matsuri by asking her to bottle some snot for her
>Asserted her dominance in Minecraft by slapping Polka's ass then burying her in a wall of dirt labeling it as "Polka's room" then slept with each other and went on an adventure where they got so lost they needed to hunt for food
>co-created the phrase "5menmasai" with Polka when Subaru told her she didn't count her 4th death then died again immediately after
>Spammed Polka's twitter to the point of being blocked
>Shamelessly told Matsuri, Suisei and Kanata about how she wants men to click their tongues at her when they pass by
>She went to a hot stone spa and didn’t knew whether or not to take off her underwear so she resorted to peek at people who were already in there. (She was with Lamy btw)
>Bought over 10 panties at the same time during a sale but they were too large for her. Before streaming she put one on top of her pants and posed in the mirror. Finally she decided to wear one on her head during the stream. (Hentai Kamen)
>When she was a kid, she fell off a swing and bit the inside of her mouth. Her first thought was “I should let some blood accumulate so I can spit it out in a badass way”
>Nearly got kidnapped by yakuza because she fell for a typical bait (scared little girl asking you to take her to a shady location). Was saved by a random grandma
>Spoiled polka’s 3D date when posting her schedule for that week
>She ate snow and complained it tasted like dirt though it was freshly fallen. By the way she doesn’t suck on icicles but munches on them.
>When she was the middle school archery club. She snapped two icicles that formed below the dojo floor saying 角(つの)! Then she ate them.
>Management forced her on a three-day break where she went to the hospital for a checkup. And they changed her twitter password.
>She filled a large bottle with spring water on a school trip and then drank it in one go. She got sick
>She thinks Japanese crane games are very deep
>Two weeks after spoiling polka’s 3d debut, she spoiled lamy’s.

nenene

>>751010
Oh man, I just finished the vod and that part is hilarious. Then she goes to "beat" the boss, haha.

https://youtu.be/yXz5peiyn1I?t=4195

This baka is too darn cute!

I hope she returns to her noon timeslot when she feels better. Her night streams are always just barely too early for me to catch. although i usually watch every vod anyways

>>776686
I don't think it was intentional, but it looks like her avatar follows the fire flower as it drops and that's really funny

>>756474
Do you not like breasts?

>>772058
>>774423
This retard's cuteness has conquered me over time.

Nene's model needs to be able to change shoes

>>782303
What about taking them off?

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