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Previous thread: >>73118384

//// Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN
YT: https://www.youtube.com/@moricalliope
Twitter: https://twitter.com/moricalliope
#calliolive #callillust #callioP #callilust
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1PhE6rv0146ZTQosoPDjk8

//// Team Calli – EMI Records Japan (Universal Music Group)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/calliope_info
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@moricalliope_hololiveen

Most recent stream: youtube.com/watch?v=ccSZGge5u1I
Upcoming stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCKFxOsVTdI

//// Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKA_pG2qljWbgVmJPobrLTm4
DEAD BEATS (September 12, 2020) EP: https://moricalliope.streamlink.to/DEADBEATS
Your Mori (April 4, 2021) EP: https://calliope.streamlink.to/2ndEPCD
UnAlive (March 21, 2022) LP: https://cover.lnk.to/UnAlive
Shinigami Note (July 20, 2022) EP: https://lnk.to/mcsnph
Sinderella (December 16, 2022) LP: https://lnk.to/mc_sdl_ec
JIGOKU 6 (August 18, 2023) EP: https://lnk.to/mc_jigoku6
//// Stream Show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-J5FmQhugs

//// Mori Store: https://shop.moricalliopeofficial.com/
(NEW!) Shirts!

//// LIVE SHOW
hololive production x DreamHack Melbourne 2024: Down Under
April 27, 2024 @ Rod Laver Arena, Melbourne
guest starring: Mori Calliope, Pavolia Reine, Kureiji Ollie, Houshou Marine, Tokoyami Towa, Hakos Baelz
//// Archive: https://rentry.org/3zf6w

//// 2024 Birthday Project: /morig/ sings Left For Dead Lullaby: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viD9HxzVo9k

Mori moments: https://pastebin.com/NNZ1QPiV

Remember to love your Mori. :}

Takamori

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

I completely forgot that Mori was going to be cute and Japanese in a few hours and stayed up til 4AM

>>73161956
Based and same desu

>>73162020
Gimme the link

>>73162362
Scroll up

I hope she finishes Persona soon

>>73161778
Brah, its making it hard for my filters to catch the thread...I dont wanna swim in the sewers.

>>73162600
That Thanatos? Me.

>>73162600
>amazing peice of art
>then that gun
lmao it's like they gave up when getting to it.

>>73163275
To be fair to the artist, the evoker DOES look kinda dinky looking up close

>>73163406
Was more talking about the complete lack of details when they rest of the peice has a massive amount.

Saruei vs Mori

>>73163536
First, why? Second, she would probally enjoy that.

>>73163406
Unpopular opinion, the tarot cards from P4 make much more sense than Evokers (even the P5 masks do too)

>>73163627
But the edge tho!

Well that was a nice end to a stressful week of coming back from grorious nippon, getting sick then having to move house.
One thing about watching her on the big even screen that had never really taken up much of my thoughts were here gigantic rocking tits. MASSIVE.
Kinda distracting. With the crazy eyes flitting every which way and the massive waterballoon milkers swaying below after the fact, I didn't know where to look. On a small monitor it's not so distracting, not unnoticeable, but not all you can see and think about. The nightie outfit is one thing, but this is her default I'm talking about here which is what she wore. Kiara wore that summer white T over the bikini top but carried a KFP to her chest so there was no respite from Massive Mori Milkies.
TITS

>>73163536
Saruei would probably cum if this happened IRL

>>73164002
Lmao I'm glad you had fun
I just wish someone got a recording of it

>>73155866
>>73154392
>>73155660
Nice, sounds like kino.

>>73164039
To be fair, who wouldn't?

>>73164413
Touché
I was just making a joke cause she animated herself getting ryona'd once lmao

>>73163536
God I want that to be me so bad

>>73165076
You want to be beat up by Mori or beat up Saruei?

I hope she actually learns how to use that bass guitar.

You guys like swole Mori?

>>73165779
Depends, this artist draws her very well
A lot of muscle-girl let their fetish overtake them and draw figures that look roided out

>>73165728
god, imagine her pulling a Zutomayo song with own backing track some day

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KH4QMU24d5o
I miss Ama, they should make another song together and have a remix contest again

Mori's tits

Looking back it was pretty funny how up in arms this thread was about the dad thing.

>>73166817
Pippa called Mori dad.

>>73166817
all it took was one diminutive indonesian woman child to change everything

>>73166455
That's Kronii's casual outfit, but more frilly

>>73166817
I still don't like the fact that dadbeats and clipwatchers put so much pressure on Mori to accept the nickname that she caved in, even though some good things like KoboTakaMori came out if it years down the line.

>>73166848
>>73166849
It's even funnier to see her embrace it and all the anti dad beats went away or in hiding.
>>73166906
I'm indifferent

>>73166817
to be honest I had no opinion and it feels like a ton of people didn't, but for the GFE-obsessed freaks that got shed over time it was some grievous overstep

>>73166906
they buy merch unlike you

>>73166817
I remember personally just thinking it was dumb, cause the reference (the dad from My Dad's the Queen of All VTubers) is a bad comp and she had more in common with the mom

I just find any meme that's driven to the ground by chat annoying, be it JDON my soul, Kronii's subway arc or bottom left. It's flanderization.

Thai anon here. Here’s my version of the Hololive meet’s transcription. Someone needs to fill in the parts I forgot.
_______

After some check-ups, there was an introduction. Most people were Thai, but some came from Taiwan, the Philippines, and one from Russia. We told Calli and Wawa that it’s currently around 40°C (104°F) here.

In the first section, they began showing some Thai-related images, each prepared a few and let the other and the fans guess what they were about.

Ninii was the MC btw, she’s a diehard KFP, and she did it well.

The first image was elephant riding. Fans had to explain that Thai people don’t actually commute with elephants, it’s only for historical tourism. Calli chimed in that she was asked whether Texans use horses on a daily basis for real.

2nd image was Songkran, it’s a kind of Thai New Year and also a water festival where it’s free-for-all water battles, so long as you’re in the designated zones. (Note: It’s SEA’s regional new year for some other countries too. And it used to be REAL lawless free-for-all all.)

The 3rd image was Ngan Wat, Thai temple festival, which Ninii dubbed it Thai Matsuri which is rather accurate since they have a shooting it wins it game, a mini ferris wheel, and everything.

The 4th was Pad Thai. Calli said she used to work at an Asian place, and it was the most popular menu there. She also asked what’s the brown powdery thing, and whether it was sand. It’s grounded peanut.

The 5th image was Thai Tea. Kiara was surprised at how orange it was. Ninii told her that things are extremely sweet here, this tea included, but you can always ask the vendor for less sweetness. Wawa said she likes it sweet.
(Note: Though it’s popularized as Thai tea, it was originated from Malaysia)

And the last one was a mysterious yellow curry. There are noises of confusion from the audience, we lost it there. Then Wawa said it was her Hello Fresh yellow curry that she made. Ninii had to tell her that there are bajillion kinds of Thai curries so it’s hard to guess the right one, hers might be massaman.
(Note: It’s definitely NOT a massaman)

The second section was 2 truths and a lie, if the audience got it right, batsu (punishment) games are waiting for them, and if the audience is wrong, they get punished.

The first one by Calli to a KFP
A) She attended a friend’s wedding in Thailand
B)
C) She went to more Asian countries than the Western countries
A was the lie. She was supposed to attend Garnt’s Thai wedding but due to some error, she missed the chance.
The guy was asked to do the Moe Moe Kyun. And he did the full one with Oishi Kunare, Moe Moe Kyun! With heart hands

The second one by Kiara to a deadbeat
A) (I forgor)
B) There have been 30 episodes of Holotalk
C) (I forgor)
B was the lie, she held exactly 29 Holotalk episodes
Calli told him to do Ara Ara, and the guy did it with a deep, breathy voice

The third one was by Calli, I don’t remember shit but he was wrong, and was asked to rap in Thai. Calli was about to change the prompt since it was too difficult, but the mad lad actually did it.

The last one by Kiara to the one and only Jimmy, they found him in the crowd
A) They’ve met each other 3+ times before debut
B) (I forgor)
C) Kiara made a meal for Calli before
Mr. Jimmy deducted that it was probably B, but he was wrong
C was the lie, Kiara never cooked for Calli.
Jimmy, as a Rosetai, was asked to do a mugi mugi pose, and so he flexed.

In the end, the audience got all the punishment, but it was fun.

Then came the Q&A

Q1) What do they admire in one another?
Kiara: Calli would go for the extra mile for her friends. She also said that she doesn’t want Calli to push herself too hard.
Calli: She likes how ambitious Kiara is

Q2)
To Calli (note: I don’t remember because it’s pretty wasted and irrelevant)
To Kiara, whether she would consider Helldiver - she said it’s not her kind of game

Q3) If not each other, which talent would they bring to Thailand, asked by Taotan who dressed as Frogiwawa
Kiara: Bijou, since she knows Thai. (some lads at the back yelled “WHO’S BIJOU”)
Calli: FuwaMoco, because they’re a 2-in-1 package
Kiara: Or the ID girls since they’re fun to be with. Or hey, Taotan.

A girl who sat next to Taotan and cosplayed as Calli got called out, relucted, and with the time constraint, she did not get to ask a question.

The last section was Karaoke. The list was
Kiara: Pineapple
Calli: Blacksheep
Kiara: Do you
Calli: Kerenmi
Kiara: Chimera
(Kiara acapella’d twice at the start of the song due to a technical issue (I shouted A-ca-pella-pella-pella.) but it worked out in the end)
Calli: Overkill
Encore, both: Fire and Ice

We bid them farewell with ไว้เจอกันใหม่ (See you later), it was made up on the spot but we sincerely want another Hololive meet in Thailand

>>73167744
Based and thanks

>>73167744 (me)

Kiara said Thai phrases throughout the meeting like รู้สึกสนุก (I feel fun), กินข้าวรึยัง (have you eaten?), โชคดี (good luck) and a few more.

And Calli’s volume setting was unfortunately low, I missed a lot of her words.

>Ina playing MHW

man it would be dope to see Mori, IRyS, Ina and Nerissa or Biboo play

>>73167056
retard

remember to love your Mori

>>73169025

>>73169025
I'm actually to love her in 日本語 in about 20 minutes!

>>73169025
i love my mori and hate myself

>>73169065
radical

>>73169065
I remember liking a tweet about an artist asking if he should draw a skating Mori, but I forgor who it was.

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1776958628446216350
>今すぐ始めようようよう
>Ima sugu hajime yo, yo yo
Kek, this reaper

she really likes this phrase lately

>>73170051
...Ze!

I like larping as a JOPbeat in chat when she streams in Japanese

She doesn't even finish duolingo

>>73162637
You already are. This is the sewer.

>>73170467
she doesnt need to she has far better methods then the green owl
like an actual tutor
and talking to real japanese people

>>73166817
I've hated since the start and still do. I get that there will always be a need to reduce a streamer's personality down to one or two memeable traits as that's all that casuals and clip viewers will know them for and it's better than not being remembered at all, but even in the scope of horribly reductive generalisations it's an awful one because it's actively false advertising about what makes Mori charming as a streamer.

She's not like a father figure at all - there is zero chance it would have come about naturally if not for the manga collab - and it's a shitty framework for someone to learn about her from. And that's ignoring the (rare) times that she's had to play into that shit from casuals screaming it in chat, who are still overwhelmingly greys and gifted members.

>>73170538
real people don't talk like vtubers

>>73170589
she lives in japan anon

she's so cute when speaking Japanese kek

>>73167744
>>73167928
Sounds fun, I'm happy for you. Thanks for sharing. I love takamori, I hope I get to attend one of these events one day (*´ω｀*)

she's being waaaaay too cute

Houshou toilet...

>Power and internet went out as soon as Mori's stream started
So what cute Japanese moments did I miss?

>>73171538
all of them

>>73171538
All of them!

>>73171538
Chouchou!
>Shokubutsu
CHIGAU!

>>73171604
>>73171570
>>73171567
>all of them
>heart eyes expression
You're just making this worse for me.

heart eyes motherfucker

This game actually seems really good as like a supplemental learning tool

I'd pan pan her if you know what I mean

hows she so fucking cute in japanese

>>73171874
I read some the reviews and it could be better. What it has right now works, but it's definitely lacking in content.
Also, some features like having the game highlight the letters of each pronunciation should be in the game instead of just reading the word.

>that repeated breathy "yes"
christ

Sounds like CHaDcast did hanami today together

>>73172625
explains this tweet

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1776891704240705676

>>73171122
Yes, mine

Mesugaki Mori abusing a language tool to spam naughty words is not a stream I would have thought I needed in my life.

Wonder how long she plans to play this

Do the friends with u plushies ever restock? is there a chance i'll ever get my own mori plushie i'll bring everywhere?

Wants to do a JP chadcast and a Sushi eating stream.

>>73172977
Silly Mori, bring back CHaD Cast first

>>73167744 (me)

An update on the missing 2 truths and a lie section, courtesy to a kouhai who went with me.

The first one by Calli to a KFP
A) She attended a friend’s wedding in Thailand
B) Calli’s favorite Thai curry is Green Thai curry
C) She went to more Asian countries than the Western countries
A was the lie.

The second one by Kiara to a deadbeat
A) (Kiara’s 3D debut date)
B) There have been 30 episodes of Holotalk
C) There are 10 songs in the digital version of her first-ever album
B was the lie, she held exactly 29 Holotalk episodes

The fourth and the last one by Kiara to the one and only Jimmy
A) They’ve met each other 3+ times before debut
B) Kiara lets Calli listen to Chimera before it was unveiled the 5th fest
C) Kiara made a meal for Calli before
C was the lie, Kiara never cooked for Calli.

Still can’t figure out the third one, the rap guy got us good.

>>73173094
>Kiara never cooked for Calli
THAT B-WORD (as in bird)

Mori's soft, round butt

>>73161778
Those shirts means you are joining the water gun fight during Songkran in Thailand

t. too old for that shit

>>73173240

>>73173312
>>73171570
This stream has great screencap potential.

>>73173312
Both of these are true

>>73173094
I could have sworn Kiara made her wiener schnitzel when she was in Austria

>>73173781
They probably ate out

>>73167744
>it used to be REAL lawless free-for-all all
So the purge is real? Kino.

I saw someone say that Mori confessed that she laid awake at night worrying about how deadbeats were doing or something. What stream was this cause I probably missed it?

So this entire game is taking pictures and learning the Japanese way to stay it? Seems like she's already been through the map.

>>73173972
That was the members stream after her birthday live

>>73173972
>>73174002
It was during the birthday countdown stream

>>73173975
More or less what was said in >>73172212
I heard the devs are working on a new map, but that really depends on how long it will take.
There's also a DLC addon that adds camera filters, but yeah. That's it.

I want to hug Mori and lick her boob sweat.

Mori vs Calli mention!

so it was a reference after all

>>73173094
Deadship

A big JP celebrity, eh?

>>73175218
thats a good Marine x Mori ship name

>>73175466
we already used Crossbones for that one

>>73175466
Kek
>>73175550
Wait, we do? Since when?

Kiara watching a Mori clip during the stream kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtLuZHWEy0U
Wawa is watching Mori's taco clip now!

Wawa saying Mori's Taco looks delicious.....

I got some real takamori nostalgia like 2 days ago and I've been watching a lot of old clips since then, Kiara supporting the taco made my soul feel better....

>>73175636
>Since when?
nta, but Deadship is literally asking for it to be sank.
There's a lot of skull themed pirate names you can think of, so let's not use something that would be designated to sink from the start. Like how >>73175550 exists.

>>73176125
I keep coming back to that suika "off collab", myself.

Mori should do a taco redemption cooking stream when she's in the US (assuming she's healed enough from the surgery)

>>73175550
It's been Morine or MariCalli for years. It's just nebulous given that the pair has yet to come to much.

t. chicken
I hope Mori makes Kiara the whitest white girl in taco in history the next time they meet up. It would be very cute.

>>73176542
It would be funny to double down on it.

>>73176260
Okay well I need to go back to that one now as well, off collabs are the best. I wish we could get one where they just chill and talk about random things soon. Or something like the JK open VC, when they talked about "nothing" too. They're just... sweet.

>>73176260
Kek that one was funny

>>73176360
Nah, she should stick to her guns. All these back seat cooks don't actually care that much, at this point people are only bringing it up to tease her about it.

Morbi was really cute today

>>73178046
hai

>>73176653
It would be like SNEAKING where it hits an audience that assumes it was 100% sincere and serious

>>73176542
>>73176125
>>73175997
>>73175961
>>73175904
I hope kiara eats a bullet for bringing up old shit. She's done this multiple times now and I can tell she still has a grudge because Mori has a more successful career. Shitbird hate

>>73179088
Stop ban evading.

>>73179347
Stop being a fucking cunt

https://youtu.be/bw3mizysGUs?t=2353
What do they say about girls wearing chokers exactly?

Gyatt daym!

>>73182626

>>73182626
GOT ME

>>73182626
>Mori's lethal dump truck ass properly captured
Enough to make one cry, really

>>73179399
Stop ban evading.

>Mori talks about her soft and round butt to the JP-nikis
>Bluefield draws Mori with a whole bakery of an ass
"It's like poetry, it rhymes"

I love Mori and her FAT BUTT

https://twitter.com/YF__u/status/1776991433859408152

What did she mean by this
https://twitter.com/saku_X3/status/1776987631060169103

>>73183993

>>73183993
I'm genuinely not sure.

>>73172937
Yes.

>>73185826
I can't wait then :}

>>73167744
>>73173094
> Q2) To Calli (note: I don’t remember because it’s pretty wasted and irrelevant)
Does your kouhai remember what this one was?

>>73188264
She got asked how to defuse a bomb

Massive Mori Milkers
https://twitter.com/TheTrue_Waifu/status/1776825052471714168

>>73183993
She's doing the
>Me:
>Also me:
meme

>>73189721
I love this guy's Mori

Man I love Mori so much. She's the kindest, coolest, most talented person I know. I'm glad to be here

>>73184350
5ch's reactions to JP streams always make me chuckle

Do you guys think Mori has ever had a legitimate yab during her time in holo?

>>73191810
Nerissa's lack of panties has been at the forefront of her mind even this long after debut

>>73191810
Yes, not enough sex with me.
Also not double heartbeat asmr with Noel.

>>73191810
She hasn't had enough bed breaking sex with me

>>73191783
>2185: "I'm going to jerk off to you!"
...excuse me?

>>73192693
I think Google-san got the subject pronouns fucked up and meant to "You're going jerk off to me"

>>73193335
...she said that?

>>73193439
The 5ch poster is implying that by retweeting ecchi fanart, that's her intent

>>73191810
Maybe one time but nothing contract violating.

>>73193866
Oh okay, I wasn't sure if that's what they meant. I may be stupid.

I love my Mori and she loves me

>ShioMori at midnight
>Mori stream at 2AM
why must you hurt me Mori

Mopi Cute

>>73194874
Good tummy, I want to lick it

If Mori gets convicted tonight will we have to start a bail fund

>>73196964
We should organize a jailbreak instead

Do you like pawgs

>>73198167
I love PAWGs
I love PAAGs
I love PABGs
I love PALGs
I love ass

>>73198255
Ok La+

>>73198167
Maybe

https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1777096952309518831

>>73198828
Whew, that's a lotta of women

>>73199990
Based Bird

>>73199990
I wonder if she also knows taco can mean pussy too. Her ESL makes slang go over her head sometimes lmao.

>>73199990
"taco"

>>73182626
honestly the back is making this for me, I've been thinking of Mori having a back slit like this ever since seeing Reimu's 3D thumbnail
also this is kinda similar to the style she was thinking up for her 2nd Sololive outfit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfQg3T1-lqE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfQg3T1-lqE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfQg3T1-lqE
new orisong from Rita

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKIwpL5Icao&t=2404s
Miosha talking about the 3D live

>>73201690
Within 10 seconds of starting to talk about it
>Kakkoi!
lmao

>>73201690
>カリちゃんカッコイイですがね
Very true Miosha, very true!

>>73201690
I'm always happy when members use "Calli-chan" to talk about her, means they know they don't need to be super formal with her

>>73201690
This reminded me that yesterday when someone posted that indie's watchalong of the live, I clicked to a random timestamp in the middle of the VOD and got a
>*screech* KAKKKOIIIIII

cuckbeats, how do you feel about your oshi doing THIS offline??

>>73204333
Lmao, I actually just this while scrolling the art tag, but I have extension that removes the "Explicate content" warning from twitter so the joke whiffed on me

How did Mori fix her karaoke audio sync issues again? Because listening to Rissa karaoke feels like a time capsule

>>73205188
iirc she fucked around with the GOXLR's setting until it wasn't an issue anymore

>>73204333
I get banned for using that word

do we have a betting pool set up for whether the /morig/ sings video will come up tonight

>>73205790
if you're reading this, that means I didn't (unless mods are slow)

>>73206420
is this accurate?

>>73206667
roughly

>>73206667
it was, before The Reduction

>>73206667
somewhat

>>73208460
I love this artist’s chunky wawas

>>73207365

ISHYGDDT

Morpo status for tonight?

>>73210006
maybe a little sleepy and very busty like usual

>>73210006
Anon, you really need to learn how to use holodex. the frames for her streams today been up for almost 2 days

bweh

>>73210006

>>73210472
Deadship

>>73210600
It's not 2021 anymore sis

>>73210745
Mori has better friends like chad

>>73210006
Cuddling with me (my face is currently buried in her armpit)

>>73210946
Thanks for the update, Dudu!

catch me up on the past 4 days, I've been on a destination wedding

>>73213918
Assuming it was after her birthday live, biboo minecraft, chillas double feature, JP stream earlier this morning and a shiori collab in a bit over an hour and superchat reading after that.

Mori had a round butt

>>73167744
Cute! Thanks Thai anon, hope you get another Hololive event in Thailand!

New member wall paper out.

I've been struck by the realization that I never downloaded the February Wall Paper

>>73214529
I think the discord archives them, but you gotta prove you are a member.

I want Mori to sit on me

>>73214742
get in line debbie

https://youtube.com/shorts/ubXOAdvInQE

>>73213918
How was the destination

>>73214928
Lmao I remember when she told this story on stream

>>73214529
https://files.catbox.moe/zfzs7m.png

>>73214406
Morpi!

Fuck me, I just realized we have at least 2 more hours till stream

>>73216035
naw, its 9pm PST. the time when the frame went up was wrong. It's fixed now.

Sighting in rat chat.

>>73214928
Oh, it's not just a clip, she re-recorded the story too, fast-taking-for-shorts style.

one to the three four san ni ichi
america kara crazy bitchii

>>73218188
one thread
best EP

>>73216223
What did she say

>>73218588

What the fuck, Shiori starts streams *before* the scheduled time?

What would happen if Mori and Shiori symmetrically docked their breast?
What would happen then huh?
>>73219126
All of Advent seem to do that, I guess it's probably apart of their training

>>73219126
Shiorin tends to do that

>>73219287
Nerissa definitely doesn't she's as unpunctual as kiara

>>73219126
>>73219287
seems like it's their way of beating the EN curse or something

Little surprised mori's never heard of rhett & link

Shiori that's a great idea I want to see the inside of yours and Mori's vagina

You heard her, no fags

J-chad will be punished for her insolence with a colonoscopy stream

Shiori has pretty based taste

Is this really appropriate attire to wear into a courtroom?

I think the fact Mori will just listen to all of shiori's crazy shit is why they get along kek.

>>73220274
I bet kimonos are okay

>>73220325
Mori finds shiori very easy to talk to. I don't fully get it, but I dig it

https://twitter.com/moral_cacoethes/status/1777188283610435693

>she's talking about her booty stank again

booty stank mention

>you will never experience Mori stank
Why live?

>>73220575
What did that mean anyway?

>>73220603
Take a look that this

>Mori likes to cry in the cold
Poor Mori

>>73220803
Aw man, it got deleted
It was TakaMori-family porn

Mori's huge musky ass...

Mori shits?

>>73221006
No, she's an idol

>>73221006
>not idols
Sorry scatbeat

>>73221006
Mori is an idol

>Mori had braces?
Is this new lore?

Is there any art of Mori with braces?

ur a big fat ass cow

Mori's teeth are her defining feature!

>>73221230
I think it is. I don't remember her ever saying that.

>>73220757
One possibility is that he was an audacious pervert that took an actual whiff. The other possibility is that it was a turn of phase from a certain community the black community that meant that the booty was something he couldn't help but notice. Either way he meant Mori had a desirable ass, either as a smellfag or just being an assfag.

>>73221230
this is old lore I swear she said she still had them but maybe I'm thinking of someone else

>>73221295
I could have sworn she mentioned it before.

>>73221288
I’m sorry Mori I think people are more likely to stare at your tits…

>>73221370
>Hey, pal, my teeth are up here

>Shiori doesn't eat her crust
this fucking bitch

I guess I like it thick, but only because I like it thicker than New York pizza

>Shiori eats grits regularly
Is she southern?

What's with holos not eating veggies?

>>73221488
I imagine thin crust is thin like a chicago tavern style. New York Pizza can have a normal sized crust sometimes.

I'll give Mori some white sauce

>>73221604
Other than obviously Fauna, Mori is the only one I've seen who actually says they enjoy vegetables lmao.

shiori..........

>>73221569
in short yes and she eats grits everyday

If Mori is so concerned about Shiori's colon she should go in there and do a check up.

I'm in that bone Mori eat me

She hates bone in because it's like eating a deadbeat!

>>73221795
Speaking of, I wonder why spicy things hurt the anus but not the rest of the intestines.

That bone Mori's got in her mouth?
Mine.

>>73221916
I suppose the anus is more sensitive

kiwawa thigh meat...

>>73221947
a bloody KFBeat

>>73221916
they do hurt the rest too but you don't have as many chemical receptors and nerve endings there because you'd be in constant pain of them being continuously digested a little bit

>>73161778
The hell is Thai dye?

Pretty much everyone who gets stoned at night wants to go to IHOP at like 2 am

>>73222172
>you'd be in constant pain of them being continuously digested a little bit
nahone
horrifying, but makes sense

>>73222238
A pun

>>73222241
or just chill and Pokemon Black like me and my friends did

>>73222273
I'll take your word for it.

I always figured Soup is something you have to simmer or boil over heat.

>>73222172
Isn't it more that everything is covered in mucus that protects it? That's why ulcers hurt.

Is burger a sandwich?
Is patty melt a burger?

>>73222359
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okroshka
This shit slaps during summer.
Calling cereal soup still feels wrong, maybe because it's too easy to "prepare" or something.

Mori wants Charlie to fuck her so bad...

>>73222735
Isn't pifuiwre a drow thing?

ENTER THE COLON

>>73222856
>pifuiwre
Jesas it feels like I'm dreaming and some words just don't make sense

>>73222856 me
Yeah https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Piwafwi

the new homo sang a couple Morp songs for his bday

Did Shiori say she was going to eat Mori's eyes or was I imagining things

>>73223146
he's not new

>>73223072
Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd

>>73223177
he's part of the latest batch so that counts as new to me

>>73223072
Mori in this would look kakkoii

>>73223203
I read too many drizzt books to argue with that

>>73223012
You need to brush up on other languages soon enough.

GET DOWN

OH NO MEIDO DON'T LOOK

>>73223301
>drizzt books
I'm so fucking tired of Drizzt it's not funny
FUCKING LET EILISTRAEE AND GOOD DROW BE RELEVANT INSTEAD OF WANKING DROW JESUS

Meidooooooooooooo

>>73223346
Is that Kenan's Steve harvey?

>>73223518
Not every bald black person with a mustache is Steve Harvey

Wafflebros....

I can rack up thousands of steps pacing inside

Shiori pacing around the house like a zoo animal for 10k steps

>>73223577
I just really like kenan's steve Harvey impression

yay or nay debbies?

>>73223443
Way back in the day when Drizzt was new, I remember seeing a post about making a drow PC. "She just hates spiders. That's it. She's got arachnophobia and is embarrassed about it." That's stuck with me for about 20 years and I still have a sensible chuckle about it.

How bad me be?

>>73223906
If your porno is any indication, very bad

the onceler becoming the running joke of deathnote streams sure is a thing

This part is nice

>>73224004
>first thing that catches Mori's eye is a picture of a huge ass
Kek

>>73224015
>Deathnote = Onceler
>Bonebros = Adam Sandler

Who is Deathklok's mascot?

There's a funny video of Ed helms getting a billion thirsty onceler questions and slowly losing faith in humanity

God I want them to smash every bone in my body

I'd smash both Shiori and Mori at the same time

it would be very painful 4u

AAAIIIIEEEEEE

I would want Mori and Shiori to smash my pelvis in snu snu

>>73224096
Not a bumblebee.

Mori's skin cells...

Too much of an oldfag to have watched the lorax and thought they said wuncler

>>73224590
Kek, I used to think that too until I realized they were talking about the guy from Dr Seuss

>>73224590
fun fact that character is based off of the Onceler

>That Shiori as Fubuki art
Woah.

>>73224590
I bet shiori's seen that

>>73224096
Shaggy from Scooby-Doo

>>73224693
knowing what she's into I'm sure she has

Something crazy I learned was that the damning nature of finger prints as evidence of a crime is largely a construct of Hollywood. Apparently, clear prints are hard to actually reliably get, you'd have to be actively be sabotaging yourself to get booked based on them (cops will about matching prints to coerce a confession a lot of times)

>>73224858
>That last bit
Yeah, people seem to have some weird idea that cops and interrogators can't just lie to you lmao. Literally every word out of their mouth is a lie to get you to to admit to something which is why you say absolutely nothing without a lawyer, even if you are innocent.

>>73224858
Not to mention, the person would have to be in a print database which the majority of people tend to not be, although repeat offenders are

got me trippin'

>>73225249
lmao

Fellow ESTbeats...how are we gmi?

A courtcase RP would've been fun, have Shiori as the judge and Mori and maybe Kronii (the weirdo trio) as lawyers to solve a nonsense case.

>>73225339
Kek

>>73225512
I want to stay up for Mori, but I also don't want to oversleep and miss the eclipse...

That was fun, Bonebags... i wish we cross paths more often from now on, as our oshis match perfectly for unlimited kino weirdness

>>73225125
I learned this life lesson as early as grade school when the disciplinary officer tried to break a student's hand by bending it backwards so he could make him admit to something that was obviously not true.

I know this because I was a disciplinary officer.

>>73225827
Same, I had a lot fun, they match each other's energy pretty well

>>73224858
Oh yeah most of what's portrayed as "forensics" in TV shows is totally made up. Some creep came up with the idea they could ID the murderer by how people sound during a 911 call, and people went to jail based on that. Absolute cop scam bullshit.

>>73225827
Cross paths where? At a waffle house?

Why is she so desperate to coombait with that outfit that she didn't stick to what was advertised in the thumbnail?

>>73226127
Good I'm glad she makes you seethe

>>73226127
Eh? All it takes to get you hot and bothered is the visage of women in nightgown? Kimoi, you must be a kiss-less virgin

This guy is so desperate to fabricate drama that he didn't even bother looking up a picture of Mori's kimono

>>73226227
Don't be mean, the women where he lives can only show their eyes.

>>73226117
Fun fact: There's a high chance that they'll add a Waffle House stage in Tekken 8, but only if the director gets the green-light to use their brand for a collab.

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1777207368113352993
Mori rizzing cosplayers again

>>73227018
I like this one, she has very squeezable cheeks

>>73225827
Your oshi's a strange one to be sure, but big ups nevertheless

>>73227162
Kinda wanted her to bring up discord kittens to see mori's reaction

>>73225827
that was fun love your oshi I want to fuck her tits and feed her grits

>>73227258
Mori has to know about that, I mean she hangs out with Kronii