/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

Consider.

I want to take ecstasy with Eimi and Hina.

Am i insane or time turned from 1:58 to 1:57?

awa

I will RAPE this cute little pink rabbit and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me

Nigger

>>73126237
There is nothing sexual or arousing about Muyu

Phasers are the best livers.

I am hoping for a comfy OSRS stream if there is going to be a twitch stream today

Thanks, very cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRTSyjyqEtw

>>73126369

>>73126369

>>73126385
>I am hoping for-
Did somebody say JONG?!

>>73126512

dragunny about to go live with singy singing (shorts format probably)
https://youtu.be/u6PFS_lRFXc

>>73126249
NOW (Literally right now)
Kaneko Lumi (21:00UTC | LIVE | 48h of Catstronaut - Currently Content Warning Collab)
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

SOON
Saya Sairroxs (00:00UTC | Any second now | Karaoke - Shorts)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6PFS_lRFXc
Fujikura Uruka (00:00UTC | Any second now | Supermarket Simulator)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ5I3RFVmQE

LATER
Rinkou 'Lia' Ashelia (03:30UTC | 3h30m | Horror YT React w/ Sayu)
https://www.youtube.com/@RinkouAshelia/streams
Utatane Nasa (04:00UTC | 4h | Drawing Song Challenge)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuHTbukq3jA
Kaminari Clara (06:00UTC | 6h | Elden Ring)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfilT4OYT_s
Kokoromo Memory (07:00UTC | 7h | Memory Cooking: Chirashizushi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvK5ns6Y-N0
Ayase Yuu (09:00UTC | 9h | TBD, Game)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 12h | Earth Science: Ishikawa Prefecture)
https://www.youtube.com/@grampico/streams

Notes:
>Erina is taking submissions for her Viewer Scripts streams tomorrow https://discord.com/invite/PhaseConnect
>Airi is taking submissions for a NND nostalgia stream, eventually https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri/status/1767035116998783242

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi & Airi

I appreciate you guys.

>>73126435
I......WILL NOT......FALL....A SECOND TIME

>>73126407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rsq5rJdJzg

Phase needs more atheist chuubas

>>73126633

>>73126646
REPENT SINNER

>>73126512
I did.

GOD I want to FUCK Uruka. So BAD.

>>73126612
Thank you Nasa poster very cool

>>73126646
Aren't they all? Except Lia of course.

>>73126774
She would just lay there the whole time

Lumi's nipple guards are actually breast pump attachment points.
I've seen latex suits with them before, I'll even bet Lumi sent a pic of one as a reference.

Love you Pippa, have a good night.

I miss Runie

>>73126550
If it happens it's >>73126773's fault, not mine.

She didn't cancel!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6PFS_lRFXc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6PFS_lRFXc

>>73126885
No DMC makes me sad...

TIME TO SAYA

>>73126885

>>73126512

What do you think jesus would say if he saw the vtuber industry

GOSLINGS GET DOWN, SAYA IS FUCKING SINGING THIS IS NOT A DRILL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6PFS_lRFXc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6PFS_lRFXc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6PFS_lRFXc

>>73126237
(YOU) Will rate Phase Talents based on provided graf

>>73126948
Phase ENEMY Jesus Christ wouldn't have anything good to say about vtubers, I'm afraid

MY DAUGHTER IS LIVE
https://youtu.be/u6PFS_lRFXc

https://youtu.be/u6PFS_lRFXc

Fuck, I didn't realize Pippa streamed at an abnormal time today; the previous threads seem really bad, and I see no rate posts. How was the stream?

>>73126512
>>73126947
Blue Archive rolls soon.

>>73126900
>>73126964
>>73127000
nice stream you got there saya, would be a shame if something were to happen to it

>>73127012
It was swell, though you should know what to expect based on the collab partners (Lumi, Dizzy, Shiina). She might stream later.

>>73127012
Fun, game needs some fixes though

[Michiru News] She dared to go outside and paid the price.
https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru/status/1776764046794277204

i dont watch vertical streams

>>73126964
it's real!

>>73127018
I already have the only character I'll ever need

https://twitter.com/Bonbon_Sena/status/1776752255728779360
Tenma is a cunt desu.

Which phase girl is the most desperate?

Which phase girl is the most desperate without being offputting?

>>73127094
Please don't do that to me...I beg

>>73127012
I just caught the end but it seemed fun. Now we're just waiting on Schrodinger's Pippa.

>>73126435

>>73127152
https://twitter.com/Bonbon_Sena/status/1776760703589695549

>>73127152
She stuck to her word

>>73127152
I mean, she did say she was gonna do it.

>>73126697
ToT

Oh god it's fucking pony karaoke

>>73127251
hella based

>>73127157
Ri-
>spoiler
Never mind.

>>73127251
I'm going to blame Eimi for this

>>73127157
Dizzy
Airi

Oh god, it's fucking pony karaoke!

so... this is what sayamanders are in to....

>[CLUCK] [DUBS]

>>73127428
The horsefucker to vtuber watcher pipeline is real

Fuck Runie for not immediately getting rid of her dog after it attacked her cat unprovoked.
What the fuck is with white women and shitbulls?

>>73127428
No, I swear I'm not a brony. I don't know why she's doing this. I thought she was normal.

Would.

Saya, you can't say that

>>73127522
Why are her tits oiled?

>Saya MLP Karaoke
>Thread instantly slows down
I see you dorks

>>73127152
Based

>>73127493
>>73127521
well... the bronies will bring her to 20k subs this stream probably

>>73127595
that's my cum

I've opened Uruka's stream a few times for the past few days and each time she's been talking about dicks or doing something related to dicks

>>73127234
Good job on rigging sena

>>73126964
>Gypsy tambourine

What are (you) watching?

Nigger

>>73127522
I wonder how Lumis going to feel about the later bit of this fucking DLC when it starts throwing cazadors at you.

>>73127682
based

>>73127733

>>73127733

is it weird that I find mlp songs good?

>>73127733

>>73127733

>>73127682
yeah, mine. it's in bathrobe and ribbon right now

>>73127817
Most of them are good
Saya please do winter wrap up

>>73127817
Music from season 1-3 are what carried 60% of that fandom. It's the least weird thing to think is good from that show.

Lumi owes me marriage and handmade cakes

>>73127817
No. The show had some absolute slappers and there's a reason people made careers doing covers and remixes of them.

>>73127733

>>73127497
>white
sheeeeeeit, mane

have a reaction image

>oh I missed the early collab with Pippa, Shiina, Dizzy, Lumi.
>Ill watch it on Pippas channel
>hmm the chat isnt there
>20 mins in Dizzy mentions Holocaust
>so thats why chat isnt available

>>73127817
I mean they're designed to be catchy, right? Keeps the kids engaged and shit?

>>73123751 (You)
>a wanna be fan of this company [here]...
>[L]eave. [P]hase has no space for people like you
Phase has no Phase has a place for fans yes. You want /pcg/ to be a holobronie safespace to torment people with bullshit and doxfaggotry. YOU should leave.

>>73127729
Phase Friend Mint

>Runie cancelled stream
so it begins

>>73127729
I switched from Saya to Uruka, couldn't handle the flashbacks I was getting.

>>73127886
Now I need to go back and find Pippa's Winter Wrap Up secret karaoke.

>Open Saya stream
>"This day is going to be perfect!"
>Close stream
No thank you Saya if I wanted the daughter experience I would answer my ex's phonecalls

>>73127979
flashbacks like what...

>>73128024
Brutal

>>73127954
>1 hour cross-thread

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 50 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>73127954
>Cross-thread

>>73128024
can I get your ex's number

>saya moving on from the mlp songs already
oh thank god

>>73127493
And so is the vtuber watcher to horsefucker pipeline...
Be safe, anons...

>>73128024
you mean your daughters phone calls

I want to RAPE Uruka. Hopefully she'll get PREGNANT with my child. Knowing her, she'll never get an abortion. And knowing that everytime she sees our child brings back memories of me R0APING her makes it even hotter

>>73127979
Flashbacks?
Of what?

saya cant hit notes but fuck her singing is so cute and sovl

So did zoomers watch Phineas and Ferb and MLP and Adventure Time as kids or what

>>73127157
Femanon (male)

>>73128347
I watched them as teenager/young adult, so yeah that would track.

>>73128122
How have I never seen your Tenma pics posted /here/ before

>>73128054
>>73128234
Everything from my old ponyfag days.

>>73127497
The dog isn't there, still at the trainer. She said last week iirc that she went to visit her, didn't bring her home. I'm guessing somebody stepped on the cats paw on accident. I grew up with a bunch of cats at my house and I'd always have to watch where I'm walking or I might step on one because they just lay in the middle of where everyone would walk.

>>73128347
Phineas and Ferb was 2008...
FUCK.

>>73127595
It's called sweat.

>>73128347
yes
lots of phineas and ferb & spongebob, shit like regular show & adventure time was later on for me
mlp is for girls and gay guys
t. zoomer

Rie is THE cutest slut in Phase Connect

So, Is Saya role playing that she doesn't know how to stream? Is it a kayfab type of thing?

>>73128439
I went digging for them today

Tenma spotted in the sex bears chat.

Most genuine GFE liver in Phase?

>it's over jizzin't it

>>73128558
Unironically the most I've seen tenma posted in a single thread in a very long time. It's welcomed

>>73128640
Admittedly, I'm running out of valid reasons to post them

>>73128579
Lumi

>>73128747

>>73128780

>>73128705
If no other reason, you're helping out my bone-dry Tenma folder

>>73128747

>>73128803

imagine sex with tenma

>>73128780
>>73128747

>>73128579
none of them is gfe

>>73128863
Every single day.

>>73128863

wait lumi finished dead money

>>73128747
>>73128780
>>73128803
>>73128848
>>73128857
>>73128887

>>73128863
Growing old with Tenma

>>73128579
>genuine GFE
"What's the truest fools-gold?"
Grow up. When you fall in one-sided love with one of these women, you call her an oshi and know misery in that you will never have her. A parasocial facsimile, fraud. This "GFE" is a projection you use to cope. It is a lie, the opposite of genuine.

>>73128579
Shiina

SISTERS! SAYA HATES PIPPA AND WON'T SING PIPPA THE RIPPER

>>73128863
Screams a lot, then dies.

>>73128838
I have ~400 after being here for 50 weeks. You cN always check the archives to find more Tenma pics or of any talent you want really

>>73128579
Pippa

>>73129113
based

>>73128579
Clara

>>73128579
sakana

>shorts
>karaoke
>not even 400 ccv
How do we save Saya?

>>73128054
of getting SJW'd that particular time. they did a scrappy doo because one of the writers created a character who attempts the fundaments of maoism and ends up tormenting a captive population and becoming a cult, they brought this character back as a scrappy doo as a form of torture for raising our hand to them. in the first episode she's "converted" to being "good" she uses memory magic to torture and humiliate the rest of the cast in a way that gaslights adult experiences but leaves children untouched and unaware of what is frustrating. some of the triggers include HR department language and academic language that doesn't belong in the show.

>>73129213

1990-2007 was the best time to be alive

>>73129218
We patently wait for her to stream more then 15 hours a months and see what happens

>>73129218
numberxister... it's fine

mormons = jewish confirmed HUH

>>73129218
Thats the thing; we don't. Survival of the fittest

Perfect soundpost material

>>73129132
There's a ton of unused fanart though. The main Tenma poster mainly tends toward screencaps.

>>73129218

>>73129218
Stop worrying retard. Leave it to me. I will save her.

I don't think Uruka has the right tism for this game...

>>73129218

>I went outside for a bit to check the mailbox and ended up with itchy eyes, can't stop sneezing, itchy face.
>I'm crying.

Shisui Michiru
Cat-witch
God-gamer and trixter
The Strongest One
Massive autist
Allergy sufferer

>>73129448
She might wanna follow Shiina's advice with the raw honey

>>73129410

My love for Lumi is stronger than a golden banana

>>73129627
He never misses

>>73129686
but tenma does

>>73129726
>/pcg/ - Tenma Maemi General

Somehow i have never noticed those red bobs by tenma's eyes and i have been watching her for 2 years... something doesnt feel right

>Saya singing The Story So Far
A surprise, but a welcome one.

>>73129811
Hello, parallel anon.

>>73129309
Nearly the exact opposite

>>73129383
Uruka's gaming streams are her weakest content, IMO

are the threads always so dead now? I avoided this shithole for over half a year and you post the same things except with new talents

>>73129811
What even ARE they?

SAYA STREAM MORE SO YOU CAN BE MY OSHI YOU MENTALLY ILL BITCH. LET ME LOVE YOU

>>73129996
At least this is more of a zatsu than her focusing on the game so that's something.

saya is being so hardcore right now bros

You stupid bitch we could have been so happy I hate you

Why thread dead?

so, any pippa or that was it for today?

>>73130334
vibing to dragunny

>>73129811
What a coincidence I came to the same realization earlier today , I think they're hairclips

>>73130334
no runie today

>>73130334
No idea

>>73130334
Shit volcano during Pippa collab burnt out all the shitposters and the rest of us are watching Uruka/Saya

>>73129886
how do i go back

>>73130334
every1 on the multiplayer goon sesh after the bombastic collab earlier

I'm going for a walk. Keep it cool while I'm out.

>>73126249
>>73126612
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi - Honest Hearts, New Vegas

i will do the saya ratepost

>>73130334
Too busy watching yellow woman.

>>73129811
>>73130375
they're like the defining the feature of tenma in all fanart...

This is all Lumi's fault.

>>73130334
no runie stream today

>>73130421
You're stuck here forever.

>>73130407
>>73130663
You guys don't watch other talents?

>Not taking it too serious
>Not intentionally singing bad/jokingly
>Went from MLP to The Story so Far to Hazbin Hotel
This shit kino as fuck

>>73126357
>>73127733
Haha omg that's so funny! :D

No Pippa?

>>73130776
yes

>>73130776
It is, and I'm tired of pretending it's not

>>73130411
Was it bad or something? I only watch Uruka and Michiru

RATE THE VERTICAL SAYA
RATE THE SING-SONG
RATE THE STREAM

>>73130776
hilarious actually

>>73130776
it's unironically pretty funny

>>73130679
A wiggle wiggle.

>>73130861
I love saya/10
she sounds so cute/10
I only wish she sang more

>>73130848
The collab? Naw it was ok. The thread was total shit though. WontonFag and CommieSchizo started going off at the same time and it caused a chain reaction

>>73126435
Mp4 version to save?

I've never seen this many kanpainikis in a while. I thought they really might just be exclusive to the cord

>>73130714
I do I just not post about them much

>when Erina sings

>>73130714
Not either of them but one of the runatics from earlier in the thread. I watch everyone and I'm watching uruka right now. Was also watching saya but she ended stream as I was typing the post. The oshi withdrawal can only be fulfilled by oshi though... I think most anons can understand.

>a full day of radio silence from Airi
It hurts...

>>73130861
Saya RAPE

>>73130971
https://files.catbox.moe/2hzpdk.mp3

>>73130861
Wait she's done? I was about to start watching her.

>>73130861
Exposed tummy/10
Very pleasant voice, I could listen for hours/10
I'm glad she didn't cancel/10

>>73130861
Actually streamed/10
Pony PTSD/10
Unprompted TF2 quotes/10
I just wish she streamed more

>>73131050
>https://files.catbox.moe/2hzpdk.mp3
ily

>>73131015
The Erina stream earlier today was so comfy. I love my ZoomerMomwife so much. It hurts.

Taxes done. Frustrating as fuck even if it only took an hour, and my situation is fairly braindead.

>>73131059
Yes, she sang for a whole hour. Actually pretty good for her.

>>73131144
hi pippa

>>73131144
GJ anon !

>>73131144
Just in time to stream, Pippa.

>>73129218
Her karaoke sounds bad. Is there something she's good at like a game genre or drawing?
Also get that dog out of her room. No more dog on stream. No mentioning dogs.

>>73130861
I didnt know most of the songs she chose but I enjoyed it.

>>73131144
Good job, proud of you. Have you decided whether you're streaming again?

>>73130988
Anon is posting a slew of Maemi OC and fanart and it’s encouraging more posting

>>73131144
good job Pippa

>>73131025
I doing her as fast as I can.

>picotards are not here
/pcg/ is healing

>>73130824
we missed her, she streamed early

>>73131144
Congrats, anon. I did mine today, too.

>>73131196
Chromu inspires me to acts of extreme violence.
Just wanna take this thing's face and roundhouse kick it against a wall over and over.

>>73131330
stop trying to force this shit lol

>>73131144
I hope every claim you make gets denied

>>73130776
>73127733
he is the only good ritaulposter

>>73131144
Good job.

>>73131243
>>73131196
>>73131188
>>73131294
I just said my situation was braindead, Pippa has to deal with Canada bs and itemized things or something, idk
>>73131385
Heh

>>73131260
my backlog is running out :/

Muyu has the best voice in Phase.

>>73130952
what was commieschizo's angle this time?

>>73130334
Bans

>>73131471
Shut up Pippa
GJ anon, enjoy not having to do taxes for the rest of the day.

[Pippa news] https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1776779897706565737

Runie is a certified GFE btw

>>73131552
his typical braindead one
still hasn't killed himself

>>73131593
>>73131606
never change pippa

Have I been missing out on a big Tenma thread? Why is it always me.

>>73131260
I think a lot of people watch her or are happy to anyway, but we have a lot of text-only motherfuckers recently

>>73131593
>>73131606
I love Pippa's internet tough guy ways so much.

>>73130952
Hitler/Nigger posting

>>73131330
The Picolytes are always here. Biding our time, accumulating light for our deity.

>>73131374 they should send them and the runienigs with the likers

>>73130714
wait a minute... there are other talents we can watch?

honestly FNV don't hold up, it was a different time, back then bioware and shit

>>73131552
He's been on a constant shitfit over Hitler posting and Phase talents in Nazi uniforms I think he's even gone into bigger hysterics because his spam Phase Friends post keeps getting deleted.

>>73131730
Meant for
>>73131552

Is Phase Connect Coffee tax deductible if I brew it while at work?

>>73131593
>planning to shoot somebody in a foreign country
Pippa...

>>73131628
>>73128579

>>73131144
Good job

>>73130714
sometimes I do, but it's just not the same

>>73131781
Yes coffee expenses can be unironically deductible.

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>73131628
Accurate. She do be fucking me on the regular

>>73131746
>the cult of pico will be the final decider of the next phase war

>>73131552
I missed the entire conversation but I started false flagging as him and he stopped

If pippa going to japan today?

>>73131781
Only if Airi supplied the milk

>>73131978
No. She said it's in a few months.

>>73131978
>If

>>73131948
fuck i gave you a (You)

I just ate a dave's double and a frosty but I'm still hungry.
What should I make myself?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fQLEKCzXKM
How can Clara claim to be Japanese if she's never covered this?

>>73132042
So after Offkai, right?
Right?

>>73131382
i want to teasingly drags her braids

>>73132047
I deserve cute pankos

>>73132073
Don't feel bad, I have a lot of practice. And anyway, take it like a man.

>>73132142
offkai is in like a month and a half or whatever

>>73131978
Nope, the business trip is in like a month or so. She's probably just over preparing and being a schizo about it.

>>73132142
__________ _____ _ _____________ ____ _________lol ____ __________ ________lmao_________ ______ ___

I guess Pippa isn't streaming now then?

>>73131593
>>73131606
japan is like the one country i'd feel safe without a gun

https://files.catbox.moe/21jg59.jpg

>>73132346
Yeah but this is Pippa.

>>73132349
*unzips peanits*
jorkin time

>>73132345
>2345
Wow, nice

>>73132343
>Nonzero chance this is someone in the know

>>73132346
sadly it's getting multiculturaled as we speak

>capipi's oshii is /here/
you guys are so lucky

>>73132346
There's a number of countries I'd feel safe in without a gun. Japan, Iceland, Singapore, Switzerland, 99% of Finland to name a few, but Pips is genuinely not well put-together.

>>73132349
dam she thicc

>>73131196
Speaking of pink thing, her and the nazi cockatiel are having a pretty good collab right now.

>>73132537
What are you talking about? No one is here, man.

Will Pippa get a taste of her wife's mana?

>>73132537
You never know, anon. These girls talk to each other a lot. Wouldn't take much for someone to get curious.

>>73132537
None of the girls are /here/
Meds, now.

>>73132587
sounds like you will get stabbed

>>73132426
if pippa is half as ugly is she thinks she is, she'll be fine.
in terms of self defense at least. Getting around 99% of japan without knowing Japanese or having a friend that knows Japanese can be incredibly frustrating. I hope she gets someone from PhaseJP to guide her around or something.

>>73131746 your dog will graduate in one month
enjoy her while u can

>>73132537
No one is in the thread. It's all just me.
Your oshi also knows about shit posted in the thread because it's been confirmed that the girls that do come to the thread share shit with the girls that don't come to the thread

>>73132537
Only Rie, Lumi, and managment comes here. Pippa and Lia go through phases

>>73132673
two more weeks

>>73132587
pippa is a case against the 2nd amendment to begin with. One of the people I'd least trust with a gun.
>>73132535
I doubt you've ever been there.

>>73132537
You think that makes you jealous? Pippa's given me a (you).

THE GREAT PURPLE スナック

I miss Muyu

>>73132642
I doubt that.
>>73132763
How many times will you reply to yourself today?
Rough estimate please.

>>73132537
Count your blessings, anon. If Runie were here, she'd have personally witnessed all of your crimes against /pcg/. Of course, going by what they said in the collab a couple of hours ago...

>>73132784
Oh yeah?
I've spoken to my oshi in VC.

PIPPA GETTING ARRESTED IN JAPAN LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>73132537
I don't want Runie to be /here/. I Think it's more endearing if she isn't and I don't think she could handle this place. Even the bots in her early streams got her to cry.

>>73132537
all talents should be banned from coming /here/ desu.

>>73131746
nice

>>73132818
So far it's a total of 0.

No one should be here.

>>73132537
It can be both a blessing and a curse. I know some of the other girls I watch are probably /here/ from time to time too, but I'm alright with it not being as well known.

>>73132870
no one in Phase is /here/ an-non.

>>73132895
And yet.
Everyone is here.

Honesntly Lumi needs to eat more

>>73132844
>Pippa gets arrested and expelled for bringing a weapon
>Lia gets arrested and expelled for bringing benzos
>Lumi gets arrested and allowed to stay for stealing from a random kiosk because she could

>>73132844
image that episode of the Simpsons

>>73132945
Hello H20Sakana here,
Sincerely Kevin.

>>73132946
I'm not.

How did Pico go?
Did she hit 10k first or her goal in the game?

>>73132844
Pippa will become the next Johnny Somali.

I had sex with my oshi in 2014.

>>73133019
got 10k off a raid

>>73132958
Go watch eimi :))))

>>73133019
yes, 10 K, after 7 hours

>>73132508
I'm not gonna clarify either way so you suffer more.

Sell me on Iori

>>73132784
Oh yeah, Pippa has told me, directly, to kill myself. Not once, but twice. I love her

>Airi's marrying is confirmed.
>She will graduate soon.
I want to kill myself

>>73133091
i feel sad for ember, her gimmick got stolen.

>>73132844
Do you think the Japanese police will bring out their arrest forks, because they have to deal with someone build like Slenderman

>>73132787
FINALLY Put her in the Backrooms.

>>73133165
Mickey Mouse but she tells you to go fuck yourself

I missed what Pippa said in the collab, something like "I'm not shitting on Idol, that's just how they called themselves, so it's confusing"