/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

awa

I want to take ecstasy with Eimi and Hina.

>>73082756
silly little monkey

https://files.catbox.moe/21jg59.jpg

https://files.catbox.moe/dksts0.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/v9nphw.mp4

I want to fuck Uruka

>>73082815
What a whore

whatever happened to that one(?) pankophile that posted random music? I liked some of the stuff

NOW (Literally right now)
Kaneko Lumi (21:00UTC | LIVE | 48h of Catstronaut - Currently Mpreg w/ Clara)
Lumi: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Clara: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFZJCy3Kqko
Fujikura Uruka (04:00UTC | LIVE | Genital Jousting)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCElpNUbksk
Himemiya Rie (04:00UTC | LIVE | Members Only: Watchalong: Steins;Gate)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziEFsMmnr3E
Gram Pico (04:00UTC | LIVE | Jong until Master 1 or 10k Subs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHStFiiWORo

SOON
Lumi & Pico hours

LATER
Kokoromo Memory (11:00UTC | 4h15m | Ippanjin Kakudzuke Chekku w/ Ume)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiCyurtCzLk
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 4h15m | Content Warning w/ Honami, Scott & Nyamugi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iar2M-i35BI
Ayase Yuu (11:00UTC | 4h15m | We Were Here w/ Soda)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfOIWjPdNk8
Amanogawa Shiina (12:00UTC | 5h15m | Good Morning Cookie! Astrology & Feel-good Stories)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5juel05vaX0
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 7h15m | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

Notes:
>Erina is taking submissions for her ASMR/Viewer Script streams this week https://discord.com/invite/PhaseConnect
>Airi is taking submissions for a NND nostalgia stream, eventually https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri/status/1767035116998783242

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi

>>73082837
Yeah, mine.

Your merchandise will ship when the Haitian immigrants Fishman hired as warehouse staff show up for work.

WOW MPREG MENTION
I think that was like the second time they even mentioned it despite the topic of the stream being the history of mpreg

>Thanks for making whatever the hell this was
Anon >>73082249 called it

>>73082847
jamminpanda.gif? He doesn't come to this general anymore

I love Pippa!

[Lumi news] Clara IS Japanese

>>73082868
So never then.

>>73082920

Imagine if we got something other than a glorified tier list.

It makes me happy when one of the JP's chat is almost entirely in japanese. Clara really did work as an effective lightning rod for the EOPs.

>>73082811

>>73082972
Are you contributing to that

I'm so done with this shit.

>>73082703
>>73081926
>>73081982
Probably a trauma of some kind.
My brother told me that her wife can't use sandals or any type of open footwear in public because some girls in her old neighborhood bullied her about her feet constantly all the way up to high school.
She looks normal from heat to toe and walks like anyone else so I guess they just gaslighted her for fun. But it did have a sort of consequence, not lethal, just bothersome.
Weird but simple yet lasting trauma.

>>73082817
Same. Ever since the Maid stream, i got hooked.

>>73082997
No I mostly just watch and not chat since I barely know any japanese.

>>73082847
>one
There were at least two of us.

>>73083001
Just search Michiru or something

>>73083001
psst
pippigger.com automatically redirects to the current thread

Consider.

>>73083049
Has Clara ever shown interest in dogs... besides goofy that is.

>>73083028
Based Urufag

>>73083028
I thought she had a tattoo on her hand

>>73083049
Full version?

>>73083058
>click some faggots ip logger
nah

>>73083049
Girls that have sex with dogs are hot and I'm tired of pretending they're not.

>>73083058
Do you have any idea how little that helps lately

>>73083049
That's hot

Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!

I HATE Yumu

>missed the debut stream

>Lumi is coming to read /here/ before bed
Hi loomers! You probably dont like me but youre still a silly little gal :)
I like the tail!

>>73083035
>I barely know any japanese.
You know things don't have to be this way right

>>73083100
oh noes he has my IP
big fucking deal, so what. what possible benefit could there be? it can't even connect the IP with your posts

>>73083203
i know what you are

>>73083203
They can record it on some thing and then it will all say "bozo was at the thing" when you weren't they just faked you into a log

>>73083203
kys

>>73083192
>making some coffee
Uh hu.

>condoms are penis clothes

I want to RAPE Uruka. Hopefully she'll get PREGNANT with my child. Knowing her, she'll never get an abortion. And knowing that everytime she sees our child brings back memories of me RAPING her makes it even hotter

The thread suddenly ground to a halt for me.

>>73083333

>oh no I might get doxxed!
I am already doxxed, my adress is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500, USA. if any of you opps wanna fight me then feel free I'll style on you so hard that your last thought will be that I am HIM

>>73083049
Need a Saya version

>but keep the thumbnail
Fucking hell, lemon woman does it again chasing the clickbait

>>73083360
I mean when you think about it...

>>73083360
Correction, condoms are full body hazmat suits for your penis to protect it against the horrors of the vagina.

>>73083399
Filter?

>>73083192
I really like Lumi. Not in a romantical way, more in the way you like, like someone that does music.

>>73083399
it's 1am anon, normal people sleep at this hours.

>how do you choose a favorite season? they're all the same, right? there's no liking or disliking them
is pico ANOTHER shutin

>>73083333
Hi schizo

>>73083437
Lumi is such a slimy bitch

>>73083475
Ah. Probably. Threw one on before the shoah of South American IPs and forgot about it.
>>73083501
>at this

>>73083501
It's 3am for me.

>>73083427
Someone tell Joe's handler that he's shitposting again.

>>73083501
It's 9 am actually

>>73083001
Stop being retarded and set up filters

>>73083501
I just woke up. It's 9 in the morning for me.

>>73083399
I'm pretty sure I posted a reply that's not here now

>>73083427
That's a gay bar

>>73083556
Joe can't even get past the Captcha.

>That anon who gave a random direction above in the replies
lol

>>73083541
>So mad they didn't talk about the history of males getting pregnant
To be fair, they did.

>>73083192
She’s a whore.

>>73083602
So it's Kamala then?

>>73083602
Joe is a day one 4chan Pass user.

>open pico stream
>my eyesight still exists
#notmypico

>>73083630
>Kamala shitposts about VTubers
Don't make me like her.

Phasec is a company of asian sluts

>>73083516
Is she maybe in southwest Japan, with less seasonal variation? Or maybe she's gotten old enough for the seasons to blur together...

>>73083653
>Phasec

Lumi is having sex right now

>>73083653
>Phasec

>>73083693
with me

>>73083693
yeah, with someone other than me

>>73083192
Lumi, ever since your tomboy confirmation, I can barely enjoy any other VTuber, you are my Oshi.
>Kamioshi?
I have yet to decide wheter that's healthy or not for my heart.

>>73083360
Why do the clothes come wet?

>>73083693
>>73083715
me

Lumi has a cup of "coffee" (cocaine).

>>73083715
that other guy? me.

Love you Pippa, have a good night. Good night pcg.

>>73083566
>filter all except pcg and the anti-threads
baffling

[Slightly late Pippa news] https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1776478115138797948

>>73083427
I can't believe Joe Biden watches phase.

>>73083028
>She looks normal from heat to toe
also, have you had impure thoughts about your brother's wife's feet? imagine how ashamed she'd be if she knew you were cumming to the thought of her shameful feet

cocaine is a classy drug for rich WASPs. this just makes her better

>>73083795
Sleep tight capipi

The heck’s goin on with Lumi? She a cat now?

>reaches 69k subs during the penis game

>>73083813
Why would I ever want to visit another thread on /vt/?

>>73083715
>>73083746
>>73083770
That other guy and these posts?, ALL ME

>>73083795
nini capipi

>>73083845
ketamine is better

>>73083427
Hey Joe, who's your oshi?

Why is Uruka's face that one emoji

>>73083845
>Skärmbild
Why are IKEAboys posting here?

>>73083860
Filter the anti threads too at this point. A half-assed job is a pain to look at.

do not play fucking starcraft

>>73083705
>>73083715
>>73083746
>>73083770
>>73083874

Oh nice. Sakana begging to be on stream yet again

>Pippa left the flash in the vod
I expected that to get cut out.

MAKING LOVE WITH THE LOOM
UP IN MY BED-ROOM
I GET UP TO WASH MY FACE
COME BACK TO BED
SOMEONE'S TAKEN MY PLACE

>>73083912
I go there to steal their art of our girls

Evens I go bed

>>73083909
it's 9:14 on a saturday anon
why the fuck wouldn't I be posting here

>>73083028
>Maid stream
Which one? Can you link me the vod please?

>>73083930
he's being really fucking obnoxious for some reason

Why hasn't Yuu played Overwatch 2 with the ojou-sama yet it just seems like a good thing for both parties

>>73083907

>>73083951
You're staying up all night.

>>73083843
Nah, my thing is thighs, she's very skinny all-around so, nope, not interested
Also
>Holos for lewds
>Phase for laughs
Works for me

>>73084008
They both play the same class I think, that's all I remember

>>73084051
Every woman plays support just flex on rotation or something

>>73084022
I love Eimi's titties.

[Lumi news] she is married to the grind, i'm grind

I have fallen in love with Kaneko Lumi

>>73084150
Same

>>73084150
yet another man has fallen victim to the lemon WHORE. very sad!

Time for rts

gumicucks rejoice! Lumi will be playing with Sakana!

does Lumi have more outfits/models than anyone else in Phase Connect?

>12 hours of collabs
Wow very cool Lumi.
What a waste of a stream.

>>73084141
Wow this image makes me really want to have sex with her

>>73083985
I like him tbdesu

>>73084234
everyone from discord does it's ok

isn’t Sakana the best?

>>73084193
She organizes and pays for them herself

>>73084193
you know how women like buying clothes? for Lumi her models are those clothes.

>>73084150
you should run before it's too late

>Raised by neglectful trailer trash
>Never got the talk
>Thought she was dying after her first period
>Never really learned how to wash down there
>Thinks her yeast infection is the natural state of things
>Constant itching has plagued her for years
>You know you could tell her the truth
>You could fix this, and make everything better
>But you love stinky infected pippa
>You love her feta cheese
>You love how she needs you to itch her
>You spear that puss pussy every night like lancing a boil
>Something bleeds every time, like she's your beautiful virgin
>More than sex, you cure her of the itching for a brief respite
>Slamming balls deep in the slimy ichor constantly exuding from her swollen, chapped lips
>You cum inside, of course; the infections are so deeply rooted at this point you know she's infertile
>She doesn't, she thinks she's normal
>Blushing deeply as you cream her cheese, chiding you about not being ready to be a mother
>Her rotten vagina, infected to the womb with fuzzy mold, will never grow anything but spores
>You wipe the black scab flakes and pink yellow puss cum off
>You fall asleep idly scratching the puss pot, her head lightly resting on your chest
>Snoring, the little tart

>>73084294

look at this Star

>>73084275
he was when he wasn't constantly inserting himself into streams
nigger needs to fuck off back to the warehouse

>>73084294
Wow you should kill yourself!

Isn’t it so hot imagining Sakana jerking off his little Asian cock while he steamrolls Lumi in SC2?

>>73083795
Goodnight Capipi

Uruka what the FUCK was that tangent?

Fishman forcing Lumi to play StarCraft just so he can beat her is almost like a cute little master/slave roleplay. It must remind Lumi of Sei.

>mentally ill woman forces you too play StarCraft 2 against her in the middle of the night
honestly I feel kinda bad for him.
also kek imagine the conversation with the wife
>hey babe wanna fuck?
>nah I gotta play StarCraft 2

>>73083501
5:30pm

>>73083795
nini

>>73084526
are you being stupid on purpose

>>73084556
yeah

>>73084526
>*stress sigh* Not now, honey. The cat needs me.

>>73084487

Honestly, Uruka should just shut up and stick to her instruments

>>73084526
He's probably like
>baka, I gotta go to the warehouse tomorrow morning and this hoe wants to GAME

>>73084526
Sakana must get tired of all these women begging him to come on stream and worshiping him constantly

>>73084556
no, I genuinely have a learning disability so I can't help it

isn’t Lumi’s obsession with getting Sakana on her stream a little weird? it’s almost like she’s attracted to him or something

>>73084626
He’s too busy masturbating to the dizzkana fanart

>>73084639
Damn

>>73084626
I mean... He really doesn't deserve praise?, what the fuck do you think your Oshi would be doing if she weren't in Phase?, would she even be a vtuber?

>sudden rampant samefagging
Dire.

Honestly anon should just shut up

>>73084487
>>73084593

>>73084683
>isn’t Lumi’s obsession with getting Sakana on her stream a little weird? it’s almost like she’s attracted to him or something
Hot

Honestly,

I wouldn’t even be that mad if Sakana asked the girls to suck him off as a way of saying thank you for getting them all jobs

>>73084715
Do NOT AI upscale Guineabee

Is Marten okay? He shouldn't be up streaming for that long

[Uruka news] She said guys are gross

Anyone got some good loli hentai recs now that I'm done with streams today?

>>73084683
>fans love Sakana
>talent thus want Sakana on stream for viewboosting
it's not that weird

>>73084770
It's joever...

how long would she last against one korean pro?

>She did not raid Pico
WTF Clara!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>73084768

Lumi got fucked by seven guys in the bathroom of a Long John Silver’s in 1998.
>inb4 source?
>he doesn’t know

>>73084770
Someone tell her I’m going to give her a swirly, she’s getting too feisty

>>73084764

>>73084770
from what I've learned about women I can safely say that 99% of women aren't actually attracted to men

Uruka is trying to to get Hina hooked on cocks...

>>73084772
There's always a thread in /b/ for that.
Later officer.

>>73084807
Bro this SUCKS

>>73084792 me
Also who is the retard now, to the anon who said it was a given

>>73084772
https://exhentai.org/g/2732732/86eb1d3bdc/
https://exhentai.org/g/2668838/3e25927b5c/
https://exhentai.org/g/2302768/c77177796e/

>>73084280
she must spend a SHIT TON on models and covers

>>73084808
those seven guys were me and my clones

>>73084777
redditors love sakana*

>>73084852

>>73084874

>>73084790
She'd get SCV rushed

>>73084833
Now she's trying to get Clara hooked on cocks (fleshy)...

>>73084859
>it doesn't even have the sad panda anymore

>>73084030
It is kinda weird, isn't it?
How come I fap with r34 of Gura and Ame so easily while it doesn't even cross my mind to do it with any of the Phase talents nor Henya. I sense a pattern here, but can't quite put it into words.

Sakana actually makes them lez out with his wife. he gets too listen from under the bed

>>73084868
Yeah, no shit, this is her hobby too.

>>73084911
SOVL LEVEL DRAINED!!

I don't think Pippa's egg posting was funny at all

>>73084980
We don't talk about the eggs.

>>73084917
>Naturally reject THE menhera
You are just normal.

>>73084917
You’re weird

>>73084894
They had to resort to genetic modifications for flight. The earlier tests with airfoils had limited success.

>>73084859
First one is alright; latter two meh

>>73085099
KaChing

>>73085099
it usually fucks up kissing but this one is decent

>>73084980
>>73085020
I wonder if you secretly hope for some newfag to do reps wrong or just believe some malicious spoonfeeder so that they reveal in chat one way or another that they truly believed the egg incident was Pippa

>Taiwan
AAEEEIIIIIII

let’s gooooooo! more Sakana!

if anyone needs a vibrator, it's Uruka.

>>73085204
Whatever, Mr. Xi's days were always numbered.

>>73085219
SAKANA LOVE

>>73082338
???
why did someone make a thread for this

Why isn't it 6 hours into the future already? I wanna watch the loki.

YOU HAVE NOT ENOUGH MINERALS

>>73084772
https://exhentai.org/g/877318/76351e58b2/

Why is Uruka stalling?

Sakana doesn’t go easy on Lumi. He likes to be rough.

>>73085361
Who's the guy getting rekt'd here?

>>73085287
I heard you can fast forward irl by going to sleep

>>73085388
who was the CEO of Tsunderia?

there's something off about my Uruka

>>73085335
I think she genuinely doesn't wanna just doomscroll. Many of them do it for personal entertainment.

>>73085414
>Ujikura Furuka

>>73085410
I think it's ttt or something

why don’t other successful vtuber companies have CEOs that act like groomers?

Pippa going to Japan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2nyhdOO05I

>>73085403
I've had 2 cups of cawfee.

women owe me compliments

>>73085335
She’s up a stock and wants the match to go to time

Its kinda cute watching Sakana flirt with Lumi

lumi got molested badly

>>73085502
>>73085508
checks out

>>73085508
vtubers owe me sex

>>73085520
Lumi just keeps going back for more. She can’t get enough of him

>>73085361
>>73085410
>>73085447
Was Bugsex a mole?

>>73085488
Yeah she talked about it before

>>73085520
I think I figured out how he met (and married) the Fishwoman despite being incapable of dealing with women's emotions.

>>73085607
Anon he's not fucking married.

Lumi should do GFE again

>>73085626
This is what they tell you

>>73085643
gumicucks are watching her give Sakana the peak GFE right now

>>73085567
Phase-Connect related? Is the 3D concert soon(tm) theory bearing fruit now?

>>73085643
I like current Lumi more.

i love picos surprise noise
she goes PIYOOOO

>>73085699
A collab spamming leech that copies ideas from Nyanners?

>>73085733
As long as she isn't Nyanners, she's fine by me.

>>73084326
How bad could it be anon

[Uruka news] She said feet are gross

>>73085748
lol

Would (You) clean Catmi’s litter box?

>>73085761
Uruka's reverse feet fetish is almost as annoying as regular one.

>>73085685
>Is the 3D concert soon(tm) theory
Rewatch Lumi vod from the start and you'll get a hint

>>73085626
I can't tell if youre one of the antis currently infesting the thread right now spamming cuckshit but if youre actually an anon that doesn't know, he is actually married

>>73085824
He isn't.

>>73085836
where do you get the confidence presenting infactual statements so matter of factly

>>73085872
You should ask >>73085824

>>73085824
Yeah, even Shiina mentioned it.
>Wo-
Come on, she was not joking about Sakana's ring.
Also, wtf Uruka?

>>73085882
aight so youre just one of the antis spouting shit for your rrat, i dont know why i bothered

>>73085808
The new outfit vod?

I require rest.
Goodnight /pcg/.

Sakana is married to me

>>73085938
Yup

>>73085488
This reminds me of the fact that some of the earlier HoloJPs have/had wranglers *sitting right there in the streaming room* in order to keep the chuubas alive and Yab-free.
I guess from a managerial side this really is the ticket -- Just throw such absurd amounts of cash at the problem that you can effectively make sure none of them burn the fuck down.

>>73085955
Goodnight Hostage

>>73085929
It's not a rrat when everyone was saying he's unmarried up until they suddenly flipped the story a couple of months ago.

>>73085955
G'night, hostage.

>>73085984
>Married
>Single
>...
>He's divorced
FISHMAN IS MINE!

>>73085984
that definitely happened
he's also fucking all the talents with his big chinese communist cock that will bring down the american dream once and for all
satisfied?

>>73085643
The old lumi voice actor literally quit around the time of the model change

>>73086078
Why do you exaggerate so flamboyantly? Are you trying to hide something?

>>73085955
Sleep well hostage

>>73086106
because its fun

Phase livers hold up half the sky.

>>73086078
>>73086096
IDK who you are but man, those are really bad rrats.

>>73085984
Just because you're new and didn't read the thread before a couple months ago doesn't mean it hasn't been known for literally years

>>73086153
Very ironic post.

>>73084828
Women don't want what they say or say what they want.

>>73084828
Pretty correct.

>>73086150
>2 lumis
>rrat
how new

>>73084917
For me personally, I actually like the Phase talents.

>>73084980
It's a funny concept I think.

Sakana makes Lumi so giggly. She really loves him

no jacked pico.... erotic....

>>73086299
What's going on with Nijisanji today?

>>73086299
>Ye-
>>73086319
L-MAO

>>73086329
Is she getting serious?

>>73086319
I’m sure Sakana would love Lumi to tire him out and drain him dry

>if i keep posting it i will finally expose phase once and for all
brown hours im out

>>73086337
It's not a sister, it is an ex-Tsunderia hoe shitting the thread.
Tell her that her CCV was never that great to begin with and she will wither and hide back into her neet cave.

>>73086359
You're not even trying to hide that this is just your cuck fetish at this point. Go jerk off before posting again

>>73086337

>>73069147
>>73085346

I want to bully Lumi in games too, it's not fair

>Pippa is the 99th best vtuber in the industry
>Phasekeks bragging about this all over the board
You chucklefucks treat every participation trophy like a win

>>73086401
He's just pointing out what you all so clearly enjoy experiencing.

>>73086319
FISHTONS

>>73086410
Sakana and her mods are the only ones who get to play with her and make her laugh like this…it’s so fucking unfair

>>73084899(me)
Sakana is here! Hi Fishman

>>73086413
Reddit insult

>>73086462
Don't engage with the browns from /#/

>>73083028
Or she's disgusted for being in the same company as Pippa of Feet for 100k efame and her feetbros
Newfags don't know but there was a time when crapipips would barge into every phasemem's chat and demand feetpics. They gave Tenma, Lia, and Uruka mental breakdowns. It was so bad Nasa went on hiatus and Iori has developed a seething hatred for capipis ever since.

>>73086337
Mod yab and tech snafus

>>73086413
>noomber=quality
enjoy eating your bugs

>>73086386
Are they tsunx's looking for independence or something? Why would they raid pcg?

>>73086410
Get employed by fish like Xalamon.

Lumi has laughed 100x more playing with Sakana than she did during her collab with Clara. Pretty interesting stuff.

>>73086497
>a time
They still do that now

>>73086451
don't worry, these are fake laughs only for (you). she's dead inside and has no real emotions

>>73086497
>Or she's disgusted for being in the same company as Pippa of Feet for 100k efame and her feetbros
doubt it

>>73086497
Anon, she's just as bad, but instead of feetpics she's just a cute bully with good menhera energy.

Jelly, Lumi, Clara, and Fishman foursome confirmed!

>>73086513
really says a lot

>>73086513
Do you understand that, as a jew, you will be cast into the lake of fire at the end of your life, doomed to perpetual pain?
Please, understand that the only way to save your eternal soul is to convert and leave your tribe behind

>>73084859
1st and 3rd are alright, but that 2nd one is top notch

>>73086501
reminder that pippa's react content is the virtual equivalent of eating zee bugs

>>73086600
i dont even watch pippa, but numbermonkeys will never cease to amuse me

>>73086497
Man I still remember the absolute hilarity when Capipis drove Tenma to the brink and Tenma called Pippa a "Twitch Whore"
Newfags will never get to experience that

>>73086413

Lumi keeps going back for more!

/wasp/iecord is here
Watch out.

Uruka owes me rape

I think I would have enjoyed this stream more if it hadn’t turned into a date night between Lumi and Fishman

This fish is a good boss, look how his talents love him.

>>73086337
About yesterday 2 of they "livers" start activating their PL account. Rumor of foreshadow mass graduation
Also this>>73086403

>>73085733
What was old Lumi like?

>>73086685
Reminder that /wasp/
>got caught raiding and shilling multiple generals including /pcg/ /lig/ and /jidf/ in a discord screenshot leak
and before that they
>think /pcg/ whales are "the craziest whales in vtubing"
>compiled data on phase (and idol) whales in their discord
>spend 12 hours a day discussing how to lure /pcg/ whales into watching them
>ranked /pcg/ (and /jidf/) whales in a giant spreadsheet by money donated and frequency (daily, weekly, monthly) and by type (footfag, furry, siscon, etc)
>raid and shill themselves in /pcg/ by posting as "phase friends"
>created /jong/ as a psyop to bait and entrap /pcg/ whales into watching literally who indie chuubas aka themselves
>they use Yuko as a case study for what not to do and treat her like Lucifer from Paradise Lost
>they worship Lumi as "the original /wasp/" and "the one who made it"
>/pcg/s anons have been getting DMs from randos trying to shill their streams and "art"

>>73086337
rosemi will join phase soon
they are very salty about that

why isn't lumi GFE? why doesn't she go all the way?

Lumi should have sex with her fans

>>73086847
she likes numbers and Fishman’s cock

>>73086863
true
I'm her only fan though!

>>73086847
Her GFE will be too powerful for you anonymous.

https://files.catbox.moe/da8kmb.mp4
can someone replace the ogre with Amy?

>>73086847
because she wants to collab with beebs again

>>73086651
Man that sounds great.

>>73086773
I donate a bunch on streamelements, if I'm on a spreadsheet why hasn't any /wasp/ie tried to groom me yet

>>73086579
This anon has a good point

>>73086941
if it is sub $10k you are not worth it

>>73086941
The smell

>v&u collapsiing
>old fans bombarded their new gen debut tweet
>sakana suddenly interested in starcraft
>v&u is korean
>starcraft is korean
How many is he poaching this time?

>>73087019
>fishman
>the kid that RP'd as a starcraft turret with his boyfirends
>suddenly interested in starcraft

>>73086893
Content like this is the best thing to come out of warhammer fantasy, aside from warhammer 40k

>>73086941
they have us ranked by fetish
if most of your streamelement donos and chats are under a specific niche fetish they won't bother because it's too hard

>>73087019
4

>>73087019
PhaseKR? Even Holo hasn't yet
Airi(...whenever she returns) should do a half KR test stream to check interest

>>73087076
What's my fetish

>>73087019
>v&u collapsiing
Last checked the only thing that happened was someone trying to pull the good old donothon then fuck off trick, getting a massive fine for trying to break her 3 years contract (that she didn't read), and crying to twitter about it
also panko.jpg

>>73087111
Might be in response to IdolES now that I think about it.

>>73087125
eh... 2D women?

>>73087063
>>the kid that RP'd as a starcraft turret with his boyfirends
>boyfriends
Is fishman gay?

>>73087143
perhaps

>>73087063
Fishman has a habit
>suddenly got interested in Super Animal Royal when Uruka was a prospect
>suddenly got interested in league when Lisa was a prospect
>suddenly got interested in factorio when Jelly was a prospect
>suddenly got interested in minecraft when muyu was a prospect
>suddenly got interested in jong when the JPs were getting hired
and now
>sudden starcraft spam just when a korean corpo is going under
major sus
Sure he's always liked those games before but he chooses a specific game to spam in order to groom chuubas in his business meeting
The league grooming strategy applies to other games too. It depends which game appeals to which girl

>>73087019
Korea is a better investment than JP or ES at the moment.

[Lumi News] Do not let women command shit

>>73086969
yeah, only ~4k

>>73087111
>half KR test stream
But Airi already collabed with Rie
That's a half-korean and half-non korean stream
And Rie is very korean already because of failed k-pop training

just because they're gooks doesn't mean they like starcraft

>>73087211
>spoiler
That's one month's rent in the good part of LA fuck off with that poorfag shit
Y'aint never filling space on any aspie graphs

>>73087239
Never watched V&U, how much Starcraft did they stream?

>>73087239
That's like saying Swedes don't like Minecraft.

>>73087239
say sike right now

When was the last time Lumi played the Piano?

How come Pico-chan has like 600 views? Pippa raid?

>>73087125
You? Unbirthing.

>>73087394
jong buff
no one in phase has jonged for a while except her
half the jongers are eops and half her chat only watches her for jong

>>73087394
Uruka with pippa and Clara raid
Raided her

>bunch of shitty collabs for 12 hours
What was even the point of doing a 48 hour outfit debut
She hasn't even actually streamed

>>73087420
Damn how did they know

>>73087394
Raid queen. Decent retain ratio.

>>73087139
450000 dollar lawsuit sister

>>73087495
Nta but over what?

Lia twitter space btw.

BRO I SWEAR TO GOD INTERNATIONAL JANITORS LIKE GENG DESERVE TO GET INTO MSI

COPE
SEETHE
DILATE

YOU LPL MONKEYS STILL NOT OVER MY GOAT FAKER TAKING A MOUNTAINOUS DUMP ON YOUR "STRONGEST TEAM EVER CREATED"

Kys

>>73087495
which is funny as hell but I don't care if it's wrong or not because fuck anyone who does a donothon and then tries to graduate to avoid all the goals

>>73087539
Wrong tab?

>>73087532
Expenditure from V&U, allegedly. It's likely a lot of bull to just cash back from any runaway talent.
The problem?, V&U's contract only works in Korea. Seraphi's contract only applies in Korea.
She's not in Korea, the lawyer she contacted told her to ignore the contract because it has no international bases and she did.

>Lia got a ring from a male and wears it like a ring

[Lia News] She is married to Idia Shroud and has bought herself wedding ring.

>>73087657
yeah me

bread
>>73087661
>>73087661
>>73087661

>>73087657
>I'm not that male
Sad
Anyways, Lia cute!

How the fuck do you play majong? This reminds me of when I watched people play chess as a child, but three times as indecipherable

>>73087702
It makes more sense the more you play it

>>73087702
You build triplets/sequences with the tiles and kills someone when they discard the final tile you need

>>73087702
either by card counting like they do in poker
or by feeling the flow with the heart of the cards like yu-gi-oh

>>73085761
We know, it's why she's incredibly adverse to showing hers, even in 2D.

>>73087786
Sounds like Go Fish

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