/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Please let how to bake

>>73040370
>let

Is jong finished? Are all we are is dust in the wind and /mjg/ tourism?

>>73040795
QB mahjong tournament arc will significantly boost jong

>>73041299
we need to spread the word to bring in more converts

SEX with LITTLE GIRLS

Sex with college age women

Is sex with a college age women good for you?

I'm just here for hags.
You do your thing.

Hololive Mahjong power levels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSyqElxXVjw

How good is this genius at mahjong?

we did it bros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiIV4frwyGI

Which team wins?

>>73043898
The only holos actually playing are her, Raden and Fubiki, right?

>>73043948
hurry home adeptchad

SEX with OLDER WOMEN

>>73044029
Some ran their own mahjong streams in preparation. Others did not bother.

>>73043948
congrats cute boy

>>73044399
Only saw some learning from zero like banchou. But Raden & Ririka are the ones I know actually like/play the game and... Fubuki I guess?

>>73044601
Ty!

>>73044764
one day I will catch up to all of you

I wish I could block chinks from joining my games

>>73045965
but how will you snipe and groom SEA streamer babes?

>>73046263
do those even exist?

>>73046347
There IS proof!

/jong+/ will save this thread

>>73047532
Whats /jong+/ schtick?

>>73047532
no it won't, kys

>>73046391
Who is this? I need to breed...

>>73047532
This thread is comfy, I don't want a gazillion SEA monkeys fucking around with tabletop shit or party game shit

>>73046263
>SEA
>babes
Pick one, and only one.

>>73050868
I want to eat brown asian pussy

>>73050989
while I agree with this statement, I >>73046263
did not post this >>73050989

>>73051296
No worries brother, we all love those tight brown pussies

>tight

>>73053759
You have to pick em up when they are still fresh

>>73054129
How do you know when they are fresh?

>>73054328
he would get v& if he said

why should I listen to mortal and keep lone yakuhai honors over floating terminals?

>>73054975
oops wrong thread

Discuss

>>73054975
because a floating terminal can only give you a bad shape and the yakuhai honor is going to be safer later even if you don't draw another

>>73055108
6p

>>73055108
Bro dora is equivalent to ippeiko so you drop 5p so you can have two ryanmen so you can guarantee keep your pinfu bro

>>73055108
Drop 9, to for ssk

it's not a trick, it's literally just cut 4p and pair up one of the ryanmen

>>73055108
tsumogiri, sanshoku chance tanyao chance

>>73055108
4p

I really miss khubie my head hurts and I have work tonight but at least I'm not about to derank into Expert like Rezuul is.

https://www.twitch.tv/rezuul

>>73056661
Today is the day, I can feel it.

Imagine if he skipped rank today and just played solitaire all stream.

>>73056661
wow i was so bored i almost streamed, thx tileman

Rezuul's heart condition is going to kill him when he deranks. He truly is the retard this thread needed.

>>73047532
This is now a /jong+/ thread.

Nova is playing yugioh with Rosemi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbGYDA3fUys

Yugioh is also directly jong related in three weeks when the mahjong archetype gets released.

>>73058002
When is the mahjong cards to be released so we (I) know when to never bake again?

>>73058120
about 6 months, unless Konami wants to do a funny, they've done that before with a few cards

This kallen is going to end up shadow realming third or fourth at this rate.

>>73055108
Shan't give him engagement

Best Geass waifu did her best.

die ygo niggers

>>73061152
if they could read they would be upset by your post

We're so close

One more 4th

Go snipe Rezuul once he gets down to Gold (but close his stream don't snipe his hand like a faggot)

>>73063440
I would rather snipe him when he's climbing back up off stream so he knows I'm not being a nigger and looking at his hand

I'd just deal into the other two players if I was streamsniping

>open tileman stream
>first
>close tileman stream

[phase news] there is currently no word about there being another phase mahjong tourney

>>73064185

>>73064185

>>73064185

>>73064185
good
none of them actually care about the mahjong life

>>73064424
I LOVE MAHJONG

>>73064641
Are you a Phase idol?

>>73064641
no you don't pippa

>>73064641
You're not a phase girl.

it's over

Fuck this world

>>73066942
>>73066959
I ain't watching, did get some bullshit double yakuman handed to him worth 1000 ranked points or some shit?

>>73064424
Pico is doing an endurance jong stream in one and a half hours tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHStFiiWORo

it's unironically over

Wow, go Rezuul!

The good news is if i derank ill still have more points than rezuul

Unless proven otherwise, vague doomposters are just Rezuul trying to induce fomo to get more views.
Rope.

just derank already so I can stop watching you

>>73067976

tileman still has 3rd acceptance

It's never been more over, derank bros.

I'm done

>>73069465
better luck next time guys

...

>Rampant vague doomposting
Disgusting jongman sycophant's trying to boost noombers.

oh NO

>retreats to friendlies
shan't watch another stream

>dodges ranked to play friendlies
This isn't what I wanted for my Friday night RIDE YOUR FLOW YOU COWARD

somebody make a friendly please

This bastard is going to end the night with a fucking 13 orphans in a friendly isn't he?

JeffreyDama is my new FOC alt

>>73070962
post your friend code

>>73071133
I have to leave for work

>>73070095
>noombers
Gave me a thought. He's riding this derank to bait engagement.
Thread is biting, hook, line, and sinker.
Why not just stop watching? Why give him what he wants, an audience for the inevitable fall?

Rate the tileman
Rate the struggle
Rate the friendlies
Rate the collab desire
Rate the stream

Are there any mid 2view Male streamers that play jong that he could even collab with? I only really watch rezuul and khubie for jong.

>>73072205
Because I like watching jong, and my other go to's for this timeslot is doing a big collab in a trash game that I'm not really interested in and not streaming today.

>>73072373
>mid 2view Male streamers
>Male
We all know thats not what's gonna happen.

he could collab with our 1 view adept 0

>>73072373
Pretty telling he hasn't invited any of the males in /asp/ - Kankuro, Daiya, Johann, Basil come to mind. But I'm sure the recent females - Grace, Andy, QB - are on the short list for collabs ASAP.
I know it's a meme but it literally is leech behavior. He'll happily take but resist at every step to give.

>>73070962
Fuck you nigger.

>>73072866
I don't even think he knows I exist and to be honest I don't think I would make the best collab partner anyways

>>73072458
He's going to have to groom one. Get at it, tileman!

>>73072866
>QB
idk if that would happen, she came off as pretty old school vtuber fan (in a good way) with the whole mixed gens tweet the other day.

>>73073313
If male, understandable.
Jong is the perfect collab game, just... play jong and shoot the shit.
>>73073423
>jong addict wouldn't want to play with jong addict
hmmmmmmm

>>73072866
The only non-shit one would be Andy.

>>73073884
>jong addict
She likes to stream it, she doesn't seem to play off stream at all.

>>73073919
Jong collabs are more about networking and exposure than sweaty jong gaming. But yes, Andy would be the most technically interesting
>>73073976
That'd be a fair point if they weren't double digit hour streams.

>>73073919
surely her hiatus will end soon

another south 4 comeback
i'm coming for you faggots

>>73074371

>>73073919
I have more rank points than Rezuul

Pico live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHStFiiWORo

>>73074840

>op image deleted
god this board has the faggest jannies jesus christ

>>73075341
Anon, you have to think of the porn advertisers on this board! A covered anime girl is uncouth…

Saint3 maid vtuber just started a ranked stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0zwRZpIijQ

Ririka playing on SegaMJ to practice for the tourney
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSyqElxXVjw

With how this board is cracking down on covered anime women i think 4chan picked a new legitimately tranny janny who is offended by the body of an actual imaginary woman

>>73075648
the OP pic for large indies is still there

>>73075341
could be that the op had nothing to do with vtubers

>>73075742
>Tranny
>Wanna be ligger
It tracks. PCG has been dealing with some major faggot janny for a bit now as well.

>>73075760
meanwhile wasp op is an actual wasp next and has been an actual wasp for like a week

>>73075852
dude, can you stop making conspiracy theories for 5 seconds

>jongstalking on the wrong thread

>>73077036
Who?

>>73075538
Saint 3 is going into all last in 3rd place. A mangan will be enough to put her in second, or send her to fourth.

>>73077188
I didn't catch that. She's started a new match now.

>>73077104
Our master 2 is deranking

>>73075538
Our girl just got a haneman to put her in first place going into East 4!

He never started a stream...

>>73075538
Our heroine dealt in, but retains 1st going into the south rounds, drawing a very strong hand.

If you value your points don't queue up tonight

>>73078411
ill stream my derank to gold with commentary

>>73078414

>>73078481
please do it anon
i want to hear your thoughts while i stalk

>>73078414
All me

I think anon might be mindbroken.

>>73078988
What makes you think that?

>>73075538
The Xenia in her lobby is proving once again that Xenia stocks only go down.

>>73079221

her shimocha just stole 1st

>>73075538
Dealer haneman tsumos steals first from our heroine. Now East 3 repeat 3. Xenia heard me talking shit and called riichi on her third discard.

>>73079294
Xenia tsumo. Our heroine enters all last in 2nd place with a very comfortable lead, but a baiman between her and first place.

is anon gonna pull it off?

>>73040142
Why do all the holos play that sega game and not mahjong soul?

>>73079581
Chinese company.

>>73079581
The People's Republic Of China

>>73079427
AND IT ENDS WITH an exhaustive draw. Our heroine comes in second +68 rank points.

>>73079581
Because yonkisei was a mistake

The windows client keeps logging me out every single time I close it

>>73081638
Technology is a scam. Stand back.

Sakino Moco is killing her dealer turn in east 1 right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmDEW0PA_N4

JONG with LITTLE GIRLS!

>>73081638
Riichi City keeps me logged in if I forget to log-out before closing the window.

>>73081908
OBSCENE!

>>73081908
this is going in the report...

I'm making a friendly RN (right now)

>>73082206
oh yeah? then post the room

>>73082262
I'm posting it RIGHT NOW (in 2 minutes)

>>73082289

COME IN MY MAHJONG ROOM Majsoul Friends Room 44788(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=44788

you guys can stop watching now im too sleepy to play more

>>73082366
3/4
come on i see you online guys

>>73082411
Hopefully you'll keep this newly regained flow to borrow

>>73082473
lets hope so because I put Master 2 on the application form for QBs tourney

>>73082473
tomorrow*
sorry phone posting

hi jong i’m a beginner how do i get good

>>73082366
started!

>>73082513
You don't that's the secret

>>73082513
What color is your hand

So, what have you discovered recently, doremu? Any spicy jong drama?

>>73082513
Stalk me

>do 10 roll
>have good flow
>stop doing 10 rolls
>no flow
I should do a 10 roll

>>73082513
how beginner are we talking about?

Fucking queue furry, I'm tired of seeing you have points over 500

>>73082644
played maybe 4-5 hrs?

>>73082366
WJ!
3/4

>>73082513
learn all the yakus
play like 50 games
read riichi book 1
maybe watch some good players streaming jong

>>73082366
WJ

>>73082366
well jonged!
nini~

>>73082883
you can:
Learn tile efficiency (discard better): Read the related chapter in Riichi book 1 or use this https://euophrys.itch.io/mahjong-efficiency-trainer to train (not good when you know how to play as pure efficiency is not always the right call)

Learn to identify more yaku, you probably already know the basic but https://youtu.be/HbWKs7KRUkg
calling Dragons/seat wind/round wind is great if you have doras
picrel are some beginner yaku, simple and effective,you can find a complete list just by googling Yaku List

Defense: when you know you're hand sucks (low value, far from being complete), it's late in the round, then it's best to just survive: to avoid dealing in, just discard what someone else has already discarded, every discarded tile that went through after a riichi is safe (read related chapter in Riichi book 1 for more advanced defense)

Learn 5 block theory

>>73082366
WJ! Good night.

>>73082366
well jonged!
>>73084335 >>73084360
nini!

>>73075538
Maid is done for today.
She was able to climb a bit. (4200/9000)

>>73084511
The climb through every level of saint must be excruciating long

>>73084619
definitely
imagine the ones that have been climbing since MJS came out

I should have started playing jong 5 years ago instead of waiting until now

you guys sure have been active in /mjg/ lately

>>73085771
It's actually just me posting as 5 different posters

>>73085771
I haven't posted anything in /mjg/ in like a week

>>73085771
I only went there because I missed the /jong/ lobby

>>73055108
>discarding pairs in toitsuba
Fucking loopers man.

Thread death soon

Holo tourney starting
This is the main channel with Koyori
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiIV4frwyGI
There's also POV streams from the other teams

I want to roll for more homos

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jnZZi2sCDT8

>>73091141
>a nigger and a tranny
Is this a humiliation ritual? I get it's a chink company but I thought they were not like the other chinks.

>>73089466
si why are they playing mahjong without even knowing the rules

why the FUCK did chammers call 9 pin?

>miss koyo stream
how the match?

>>73091324
you still can win with brute force

>>73091392
it's pretty good so far
first match just finished

>>73092375
Thanks! Is there anything else important from the anniversary stream? I can't watch now

>>73092685
achievement stats,
rank distribution % + other statistics
blu archive event info,
new characters
first purchase bonus reset

Has anyone tried the Windows client?

I think I'm going to give in and use the shit client... Goodbye weebnames...

>>73093606
it's pretty good, feels fluid

>>73095553
If I could install my weeb names userscript, I'd use it.

>>73091476
Passionate sex with roboco

Khubie jong collab starting soon.

https://www.twitch.tv/khubie

>>73100017
>just as i'm goin to bed

>>73100017
>phone verification required
is this a new trend?

>>73100475
(For Michie's chat, not QB)

why are they both vampires?

>>73101282
the age of 30 thousand is in high demand

>>73101282
to give me a boner mostly.

>>73092375
what does the ticket contain? free summon?

>>73102540
lmao, no, it's a blue gift equivalent

>>73102616
fuck you mahjong souls

>>73102650
You gotta drop something for the free to play players every once in a while. Just not too much.

Pico is already higher rated than me...

>>73103545
Is the purple a choice at least? My wife expecting wife needs cookies desperately

>>73104400
it's random
i got a cookie tho

>>73104441
My wife will not like this…

you faggots lurking and not joining the q for the collab matches do it so I don't feel bad for double dipping.

>>73105768
Tell the chatters to step up

>>73105768
I got second in my one ranked match and I am all jonged out for today~

Crow wants to reach a larger audience and stream in English.

>>73106475
hmm wouldn't that alienate her jp audience?

>>73105768
I just woke up shut up I'll join.

>>73106604
the thread wife has been streaming for 3 hours almost and you just woke up? FAGGOT!

>>73106696
Man, between Pippa's end time and Kubi's start time its a miracle I get any sleep.

>>73106576
Global audience is a side project for her. She just wants to try streaming and making videos in English because no other Japanese mahjoonger is doing it.

>>73107321
i see, that could be cool, how good is her english?

>>73107321
I'd be interested in watching her videos. I like watching people play ranked mahjong but I if I cant understand them its a bit of a turn off if I cant understand their reasoning or zatsu.

>>73107790
I do my RMS reps while shitting but I still haven't finished RB1 to be completely tbdesu, desu

>>73107430
It's alright but she'll get help from her mom who scored 975 out of 990 in the Test of English for International Communication.

This is now a temporary /mjg/ refugee general. Stop posting vtubers until after the BA collab

hi /jong/bros /mjg/ here please forget the 2 mean posts i made here in the past
especially more so when the source of the thread shitting up was exposed to be a rc shill chink and not people from here
we are friends right ? imean we both like to watch nina, not the disgusting western skanks so much but please let me stay here for a while??

>>73109313
>was exposed to be a rc shill chink and not people from here
Given we had to deal with him too, /mjg/ was the only one who thought otherwise...

>>73109161
>>73109313
why are y'all here? what is going on?

>>73109393
honestly he was the one pushing the blame on you guys lol
this is the type of cancer that once latches to a general doesnt let go, even after getting humiliated like that.
hate it when people like that fly in here

>>73109549
You see, pippers, mahjong soul is cucking another general and the whole country of China, and that is making threads go fast.

>>73109549
This would be the qrd, it's being posted anywhere like a pasta at this point
>BA is collabing with mahjong soul
>people get excited
>until they realize the game has an affection system which allows you to bond with characters and basically marry them, something you can't do in BA
>shitstorm ensues
>collab comes out
>characters are flirty and go out of their way to namedrop the mahjong MC, killing the "they're just playing with sensei" head canon
>shitstorm intensifies

Khubie is extra cute after the collab. I just wanna push her down on a mahjong table and ron ronronronronronronrornornonronron.

>>73109774
I don't understand why they're seething about a self insert character. I can only assume this is some culture thing I cant understand.

>>73109774
the funny thing is, that even after full bond, only a few characters get lovey dovey with you, the others are just "friendly" to you but otherwise it's not romantic
and with collab characters, all of them want to fuck off from mahjong gensokyou, I think Kuro from the prillya collab is the only one that is flirty with (You) and then there are characters like Toki who remind you at all times she has a girlfriend

but then again mahjong soul has a character who is married and her lore is that she's cucking the father of her 2 children with you

>>73109901
Literally low T gachabrainrot, they're also complaining right now because they can't reroll easily into getting their shitty waifus

>>73109901
yeah the whole "my self insert is getting cucked by my other self insert" is pretty fucking retarded

>>73109931

>>73109774
I really hope pippa make a stream in this collab so there's a possibility of her talking about this on stream.

....do I have to get saint in 3p for Khubi to accept my marriage proposal?

>>73109774
shouldn't they be happy to have the opportunity to flirt with their favorite character?

>>73110885
>happiness from playing mahjong

>>73110885
They were until they discovered they can't easily reroll for them like any other gacha game

So, mjg, are you going to go back to shitting on jong after the drama is over?

>>73040142
tf did the mahjong thread do to get janny'd

>>73111149
tasteful catgirl nudity

I HATE JANNIES

>UWU voice redeeming the start of RB1
My fucking sides.

>>73111298
What's great is Khubi hasnt read it so she probably has no clue where its from.

Should I farm points in silver instead of gold?

>>73111606
coward

i'd do it :)

>>73111671
If it works it works

>>73111705

my sanma graph is weird

>>73112110
Too few games probably

>>73112206
>too few
>sanma

Most of the time Khubie is the ideal women and I feel right in my desire to marry her and then she starts saying things like "Wholesome chungus." while playing sanma and I question every choice in my life that lead to this moment.

You should've kanned instead of dealing in...

>>73113562
she was so real when she went skibidi edge rizz skibidi edge rizz skibidi edge rizz

>>73113562
>ideal woman
>playing sanma

>>73114505
After she has 3 of my children I'm sure her taste will improve.

bumpu.

this harlot got me in the palm of her hand...

Your oshi is retarded.

>>73117271
I don't think that was ever in question.

>>73117271

>>73117271
Yeah...just...yeah...

>>73117271
Yeah I love Pip-
wait this isn't pcg

>>73117271
yeah, she's a woman

>>73117648
The more I try to watch the more I realize I hate women.

>>73117271
yeah, and she's my favorite tard

>>73073179
Yo, Tileman is based?

>"I can just say perchance"
Okay yeah Rezuul browses /mjg/ and /jong/ for sure.

>>73121673
He could be any one of us.

>>73121826
Thankfully not me.

>>73121826
He's been anti-ing himself the entire time. We have been played for fools.

Tileman says grim too much

>>73122057
I thought it's a /pcg/ism, honestly

>>73122167

am I the first person to be called a nigger by tileman?

>>73123086
i highly doubt that

>>73123086
He secretly mutes himself on stream so he can yell slurs.

A single rinshan tsumo makes every bad kan worth it.

>>73125221
no such thing as a bad kan

Odds that Tileman is grinching today?

Isn't stream sniping bannable?

>>73126137
Technically yes, but people won't really care in lower rooms and you aren't blatantly cheating

die

RATE THE KHUBIE
RATE THE MITCHIE
RATE THE COLLAB
RATE THE SANMAN
RATE THE SEETHE.

>>73127471
Why did you do that? We're gonna die now

>>73109393
>believing the guy who uses kakegurui emotes and self-admitted that he posts as both sides to instigate client wars and create more chaos
ngmi

>>73127471
mmm, seething femanon-chama, /vm/doko is 2 blocks down, this is /jong/

>>73127555
good streem

>>73127555
>RATE THE KHUBIE
Broken/10
>RATE THE MITCHIE
Seems nice. I think she'd call a war crime "valid" if it was done by someone she likes.
>RATE THE COLLAB
Pretty good. QB could have been a bit more comprehensive, but mitchie seemed to pick it up pretty quick.
>RATE THE SANMAN
A real demonstration of why 3-player east is bad, you just get done in by one super lucky hand and don't have enough time to recover playing normally.
>RATE THE SEETHE
I hope QB's a masochist. because that last game was symphony of the worst mahjong has to offer.

>in 4th the entire game
>can't get into tenpai
>tsumo my dora wait and hit 3 ura for a baiman into first
god it feels good to be a luckshitter sometimes

goodbye /jong/

>>73129296
later tileman

>almost an hour past his start time
>no stream
Yeah he's grinching.