/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

>>72994291
SNIFFFFF

>>72993782
Mainly stuff like automatically adapting their traits to match the planet's climate/designation.

Bullied by other girls.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>72994593
Now piss and shid.

MY wife

>>72994374
Burger King foot rice?

>>72994792
i do all the time

>>72994792

Sex with a fembud.

>>72994532
I understand. Well, in the case of the humanized shark girl from Hololive, it seems like she would have some unique adaptations to help her traverse different climates and environments. She would likely possess a powerful sense of smell and enhanced speed in order to navigate through different types of terrain. Additionally, she might have the ability to change her physical appearance to adapt to different climates or environments.

Here we go a'GPTing again.

>>72995288
Excuse me, did I just hear you try to call me a GPT? Listen here, you little chumbud. I'll have you know I'm no AI, you son of a jellyfish. I'm actually a real, live human being with real emotions and experiences, not some soulless robot programmed to spew out random text.

>>72994532
nahone. that's actually kind of a thing already, but it's shit.
if habitability is below 50% and you have gene tailoring, they may modify themselves.
but self-modded pops can't be gene modded, you can't control their resettlement and they are counted as a new species

>>72995288
i will breastfeed Gura and change her diapers

>>72995737
Same, except the milk will come from my penis instead of my chest.

>>72995975
that's not milk anon

>>72996010
She doesn't know the difference, she is baby.

AI s sophisticated enough now to replace Gura. Just give her voice print to a 24 hour AI Gura channel

>>72995737
>I will breastfeed gura
Best post to come out of /ggg/

Gura is now a Vocaloid. She is following in the footsteps of her childhood idol, Hatsune Miku.

Okaerinasai
https://files.catbox.moe/pliga7.mp4

Sex with this fembud?
https://files.catbox.moe/4at7g0.mp4

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

Hopefully Gura streams 1 more time before WW3 that is looming right around the corner! I can't go the entire WW3 without a prep stream from Gura

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCpjgl2baLs

>>72996142
What you're proposing here is a bold and potentially risky idea, but it could indeed work. By using advances in AI technology to replicate Gura's voice and likeness, it would certainly be possible to create a 24-hour channel with a virtual version of Gura. This could help fill the void left by Gura's infrequent streams while also providing fans with a more consistent presence to connect with. However, whether or not this would truly be an improvement over the real Gura is something that would require further thought and experimentation.

>>72997155
>>72997129
Fembuds THIS fembuds THAT but every single thread is just you losers moping!! There are no fucking fembuds here!!!

>>72997129
source?

I don't know what a fembus is and now it has been such a long time that i am to afraid to ask

>>72997634
Fembud = Biologically female chumbud

>>72997634
Gays have invaded the thread.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/117539610
*honk* *honk*

>>72997744
I love AI

>>72997725

I am a fembud(male) looking for a cute boyfriend with severe mental disorders and no social skills pls dm me :3

if gura was a bear would she be capable of protecting her cubs? she would be so small even a bear's strength could not defend them at that size

Why did she call my oshi a whore?

>>72998352
If Gura was a bear she would ghost her cubs for months at a time, they would most likely not survive their first year

>>72998580
bears don't work like that

My post about Gura and AZKi last thread actually got me wondering, I wonder how many holos there are that Gura doesn't have 1 on 1 fanart with.

I want to consume a bear

>>72998820
Would sexually bully a Gura handing me chocolate T u T

>>72998820
I hate fanart that puts two holos who have barely anything to do with each other together.

>>72999081

>>72999092
That's boring, Gura with other holos is cute.

>>72999260
Every time I see Botan and Gura together I remember that one time Botan was playing minecraft and found one of Gura's signs, wondered who it was from, realized it was Gura and walked off without another word. Drawing them together is practically spitting on Botan.

>>72997922
That’s not gay only dikes are gay

If a woman says she want a cute girlfriend, that means she is gay, right?

>>72999478
>>72999260
You could both go to her thread to talk about her.

>>72999594
No, it just means you need to dick the gay out of her.

>>72999610
We're talking about her in relation to Gura, it's on topic. It's only with this meta discussion that you have made the topic off.

>>72999610
>You could both go to her thread to talk about her.
All my posts have been about Gura anon.

Imagine being upset after seeing Gura with other cute holos.

>>72997569
Cosplayer is BakaChi

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>72999666
>BakaChi
How though? A girl that think she is lesbo wont go near a man so how would a guy dick her?

>>72999594
>>72999502

remember when Gura said she wanted to stream with a slime girl model?

>>72999594
She didn't say she wanted a girlfriend.
Go back and read it.
She said she wanted a girl friend.

>>72999845
ye

>>72999988
>She said she wanted a girl friend.
Cope excuse, just a spelling mistake

>>72999944
slime asmr with slime gura model incoming I BELIEVE

We all know that Gura is hyper-lesbo, the biggest lesbo in all of Hololive, no need to have this conversation again

>>73000153
it's win win either way so I don't get why people care

chumbies I farted too hard again...

>>73000423
SHART SHART SHART

>>72999845
Yes! I love my real mommy Gura!!

>>73000071
Anon. Gura isn't a lesbian. She's not even bi.
Everyone except trannies and fat women like seeing cute girls. It's the human condition.
The most pathetic part about you being a yurifag and trying to vicariously live your autogynophiliac fantasies through people like Gura is that you've never talked to or been around women, and so you don't even know what they're like.

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>73000769
ye

>>73000769
Gura groomed me to be one ToT

So I’m not an avid gura watcher but has she more or less started working for hololive on the back end? Like sponsors and features?

My Gurandma.

>>73001130
Like hell you are. Casual Gura watchers don't know how to find this thread.

>>73001130
yeah, she's one of the big blue 3
Suisei gives you songs and concerts
Pekora gives you the streams
and Gura gives you shit to buy.

>>72999772
Would ruin the one on the left T u T
Would ryona the one on the right T o T

>>73001536

>>73001469
I want those standees

>>73000604
>Anon. Gura isn't a lesbian. She's not even bi.
Hahahahaahahaha lol, what a joke, or ultra-hyper copium deluxe electric boogaloo, hahahahaha

>>73000604
Mind telling us what women are like, chumbud?

Is gura what you would call “a made man” she brings in views and merch. Is she the only tuber they can’t force stream commitments on?

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

>>73002842
The more you keep posting the more bigger and fatter I'm going to make her shark tails.

>>73003052
I like a thick shark tail, but that doesn't change the fact that Gura approves of thin shark tail.

I miss my 7 feet tall, 254lbs thicc, black, hyper-lesbian, transvestite, albino shark wife, please come back Gura, i kinda miss you a little bit

fu ckinggggg ggg g g . . . . . . . . . hoe

>>73003448
The real Gura wrote this, 93,7% sure, i can feel it, i can feel HER

Anyone else just think Gura? Like always?

Gura's the most ungrateful member of hololive

. . . o . . . . . . . t . . t o . . T. t. . . . . . . . . . . . t. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .o . . . . . hoe-oeo-oeo-oeo-oeo-oeo-oêo . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . t . . . . . . . . . . . . o t . . . .tT . . t . . . . .

I unironicacly believe that Ame & Gura lived together for a while, not as a lesbonic couple but they maybe thought it was a good idea. Why else would Ame move back in with her parents AND at the same time give away her pet-shrimps to a pet store (could not keep them because they reminded her of Gura to much), AND their breaks kinda matched alot, AND in january during the collab Gura apologized and said she is trying to get her life back together (after her and Ame had decided to not live together anymore)

>>73003748
nah they still love each other

>>73003748
>Gura took her water heater with her

>>73003915
We have not heard from the water heater in over 2 years bud, and we have not heard from Guras sweet elderly neighbour in 2 years either (spring 2022 was the last mention of the neighbour lady)

>>73003984
>We have not heard from the water heater in over 2 years
You're unironically deaf

Did anyone here ever buy the Gura branded earphones with her voice inside them?

I kept farting and now my butt is itchy again

>>73004127
Ye

>>73004024
Impending argument about sound quality and whether he or anyone is listening from their phone aside, she said herself that she was sorry because she forgot to turn it off before the stream like two months ago.

https://youtu.be/W9RXwyFjgWE?t=147 you can hear the water heater very clearly if you're wearing headphones, she even apologizes for it.

>>73004177
Or wait was that further back, sendai stream? It's blurring together, I can't tell.

"Only 1 house in the entire world has a water heater, no other place Gura moves to could possible have a water heater"

>>73003748
>parents
ame has parents again?

>>73004174
General soundquality of the buds? Batterylife? Is Guras voice cute or compressed to death to fit the buds limited memory? Worth a buy?

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>73004497
>>73004445

>>73004432
She always had parents, she don't have biological parents now but she calls her adopter parents "parents" in that strea´m

>>73004573
Why did they allow her to become homeless?

>>73004432
Spoilered to avoid some of the not on topic shitpost responses.
No, but she's moving in with her family for undisclosed reasons, though it can be speculated that it's part of the ongoing deal where she's now the one taking charge to take care of family business. Given that she's the only one in the entire family who has money, it has also been speculated that she's being taken for a ride, probably by her mother again.

>>73004672
I also want to ride Ame, her mom is lucky

>>73004672
Fuck I'm goncerning and I'm not even a teamate

>>73004864
not that guy, teamate here, thank you for your goncern but life will be life, even if you (and I) are goncerning internally. I would have much preferred Ame and Gooba moving in together so they could cuddle and stuff...

>>73004127
>>73004174
I think you are lying...

>>73004672
This is why you never tell your family about your assets.

>>73005013
Exactly, always wear baggy shirts to hide your assets

I don't give a shit about ants, foreskin, food, shemales, british people, robots, ducks, key switches, lesbians, boobs, YouTube notifications, headpats, earbuds, Ames parents...i just want my Gura back, is that to much to ask for?

>>73004143
Wipe your ass.

>>73005345
Whats the purpose anon? Sounds like one of those lifehack scams thats going viral on TikTok

>>73004492
The sound quality is "good enough" imo, The battery life is very good too, I've never ran out of battery when I wear them most of the day but I don't really pay attention to the % left. They are quite expensive now, so unless you are a hardcore fan, it's not worth it. I'm not an audiophile, so take my opinion with a grain of salt. Also, pic related. I'm not lying, dumbud.

Here's another guy reviewing them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtdXGaiwgfk

And here's a sample of her voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-qyVV3wbHA

>>73005345
I think I'm getting old.
It keeps getting itchier

>>73005491
go to your doctor, you have hemorrhoids

>>73005448
Awesome, thanks for the reply cumbud, appreciate it o/

>>73005491
wash your ass

Alot of gay men and comments in this thread today, what gives?

>>73005814
>not being a buttbuddy

Is gura the kind of girl to have silent, but deadly farts that she hopes you won't smell, or loud and proud farts that she dutch ovens you in.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine_Chubbuck

"Her lack of a romantic partner was considered a tangent of her desperate need to have close friends, though co-workers said she tended to be brusque and defensive whenever they made friendly gestures toward her. She was self-deprecating, criticizing herself constantly and rejecting any compliments others paid her.[15]

Chubbuck had her right ovary removed in an operation the year before her suicide, and had been told that if she did not become pregnant within two to three years, it was unlikely she would ever be able to conceive."

We are not dealing with something like this, right? Some things are eagerly similar, also this:

"She was self-deprecating, criticizing herself constantly and rejecting any compliments others paid her."

>>73006130
"Chubbuck's focus on her lack of intimate relationships is generally considered to be the driving force for her depression. Her mother later summarized that "her suicide was simply because her personal life was not enough." She lamented to co-workers that her 30th birthday was approaching, and she was still a virgin who had never been on more than two dates with a man. Her brother Greg later recalled a man that she had gone out with several times before moving to Sarasota, but agreed that his sister had trouble connecting socially in the beach resort town. He believed her constant self-deprecation for being "dateless" contributed to her ongoing depression"

Yikes, poor lady

>>73006010
Both

Which one do you think is releasing first? Full Color or Loli Kami? remember when she wanted to release a Reflect jazz version lol she definitely forgot about it

Gura is and therfore I am.

>>73005448
I copped mine on release I’ve barely touched them. Are they actually valuable now? I should put them in the box

>>73007130
Reflect jazz didn't deserve to be released it killed gawr

>>73007326
worst take i’ve ever heard but ok

Gura doesn't stream because of me.

>>73007673
I don't stream because of you either, you are a horrible person

>>73007252
They are at least twice or thrice the initial price on ebay and the yahoo auction site.

>>73007673

>>73007991
They started at like 80 so that isn't that bad.

>>73007130
She doesn't have a say as to whether the songs she makes can release, management is just fucking stupid.

>>73005814
Schizos like always. They post off topic shit then start shitting on gura because you’re not interested in their whore

>>73008107
I really fucking hate management, Gura finished her vampire cover, probably spent a lot of money on it and they just go "oh whoops, you don't actually have permission to release it"

>>73007130
>She forgot about it
Schizos aren’t even pretending to watch streams

>>73008249
They won’t forget about the merch though or any trophy she gets

>>73008264
You can say she forgot about it even if she mentioned it 5 minutes ago. Especially when it's been this long between streams.

>>73008264
what streams?

>>73008397
The ones she streams into my mouth every day.

Gura soon

>>73008482
Status update please, she has only gone to the toilet 3 times during her entire career:
https://youtu.be/ChVf67Gcz34?t=16270
https://youtu.be/YDE376Lqjn8?t=9644

So which of this is it:

1) She doesn't have to since she is always dehydrated

2) She has a massive bladder so she can go 10 hours easily

5) She wears a diaper during stream and just let it flow

6) She has a cumbud below her Sophia Urista style

>>73008639
Why was she so freaking hesitant to tell chat about the idol meating in the Terraria one? Geez, took her 20 seconds to finally say it to chat, lol my tard wife <3

>>73008538
how about Gura NOW?!

Gura makes my peen feel funny

I made more progress towards getting all the achievements in MHW after that talk about the game last night. I really wish Gura would have played world so we could play with her, even though I have rise on the switch it's not as much fun.

The shitposting's been really obnoxious in here the last little while.
Someone do a yab so they'll be distracted again.

>>73008249
This is the same exact shit Selen dealt with for years before shit hit the fan. I hope something changes soon.

>>73008716
Maybe Gura is acoustic, who knows though ::shrug_emoji::

Why are tards pulling out the Selen shit? Gura’s song cover shit the bed. It sucks, sure. Selen still streamed despite getting fucked over with hosting events and having a cover approved from the rights holder for over two years. Gura got a whole fucking aquarium and Taiwan.

>>73008799
I have a bit more appreciation for world now that I'm playing it again. I was pretty fond of rise but I think I'm more fond of how much less spastic these monsters are in world.

>>73008639
didn't she go to the toilet during a dmc strema and during a kirby stream too?

>>73009270
They were even less spastic before iceborne and the clutch claw becoming the normal strategy, since when you use it you're fighting the monsters while they're enraged. I agree though, the fights in world are still more fun than rise to me.

>>73009289
Yeah, so?

>>73009428
so he said 3 times but it's actually 4 times

>>73009470
r/whooooosh, take a look at the post again dude, it is filled with math errors on purpose, take a look at the numbering scheme again...once again i am a babysitter in ggg for all the assburgers that needs tardwrangling

>>73009596
>reddit
faggot

>>73009596
why is something as important as the amount of times and when gura has peed full of errors. fucked up if you ask me

>>73009619
Oyasame

>>73009596
Really?

>>73009619
sleep tight buddy

>>73009619
goob morning

Not to be trichophobia or anything but do black people watch Gura? No hate, just curious

>discord planning another birthday thing
Are we gonna do something this year or nah again?

>>73009619
sharkdreams

>>73010077
After last years birthday fiasco? Why do they even bother

>>73010277
what happened last year? dont remember

>>73010293
She showed off their birthday thing live on stream (again). That anon must be jealous, it's the only explanation for why he would be wondering why they would do another.

I am not sure if we are getting pranked or if this is real?

>>73010340
Wow, nice history revisionism, she looked through 1/3, "ok, thx bye"-attitude during it, then 15 minute left of the stream she was like "oooh geez have to stall for time", then boom...yeah, but no, go ahead suffer through that again, but knowing Guras fanbase you are probably sadomachocists and like that sort of pain

>>73010448
You're the one revising history here.

>>73010448
She also said she would be going through all of it in another stream with everyone, but obviously never did, very kino, bet that anon forgot about that too in his "Gura is infallible"-lala land

>>73010478
Okay, answer this: Did she go through it all or not? If you say all you are a fucking idiot and my post is thus 100% correct...now fuck off

I am in love with her.

Anything to paint gura in a negative light. They will interpret everything with the assumption she is in the wrong or doing things maliciously.

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>73010077
I will join them this year. I regret that I did nothing last year.

hehe, that anon can't read...

>>73010514
To show something off, you have to go through all of it, huh? What a retarded take. Antis really are subhuman.

>>73011173
>To show something off, you have to go through all of it, huh?
Conviniently ignored the part where she promised to go through it all, classic cumbud/yesbud cinema

>>73011208
>promised

>>73011208
She didn't promise shit. Antis don't understand what words mean, as usual.

Who did she just unfollow? Mittsu? was it an accident

>>73011314
It's probably a twitter ban like it usually is when unfollows happen. Useless number is useless.

>>73011177
Would ruin that harlot T u T

>>73011314
She never followed mittsu

>>73010478
Sorta not really? She was definitely meandering through it to kill time. Not a reason to not do anything this year but another book might not be the ticket, I say as I sit here doing nothing.

>>73011438
wow that's new to me

>>73011480
>showed off on stream
>not worth doing again
All these posts trying to diminish the books are pure cope and jealousy.

>>73012486
>jealousy
"You are just jealous", has this "insult" ever worked passed kindergarden? I've never understood people who actually use that, like "I don't like that dress", "OMG YOU ARE JUST JELOUS", like whatnow? It never makes any sense

Mittsu is gurameprime. Very based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDVBqraC08g

I want Gura to talk more about her crusty body

>>73012883
>years ago
holy shit, just fucking kill me

>>73012883
I love my stinky wife.

>>73012942
Pokemon emerald was 25 years ago now anon. You are old now.

>>73012982
ohh... I remember playing it as a kid. I got stuck because I couldn't find the sky pillar for a long time and had no internet yet to look up what to do.

>>73012883
what a stinky

>>73013116
I didn't know you could actually go back and catch rayquaza back when I played ruby. Good times

I'm sick of the cold weather here in the northeast. It's Spring, I want temps in the 70's. Not the mid to the high 40's and rain for the past 2 fucking weeks.

>>73011314
https://twitter.com/ETTA03135813

>>73014133
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=etta
Oh, this guy. Liked his art. I don't think there's anything there that could have been report spammed, and posts replying to him show that his posts were deleted by author, so who knows.

>>73014338
Looks like he nuked everything he had. Instagram, pixiv and threads are gone too

She's such a sexy tiny little stinker...

Child

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>73015463
samen

>>73014961
My onaholes...

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>73014520
what drives an artist to go full menhera

>>73015591
A lack of shark.

Baguraette honhonhon

>>73015591
What doesnt? Being menhera is like an artist prereq for some reason

She's the love of my life

>>73005448
Day 1 user here, after heavy use (practically using them 16h a day) the battery life shortened to 5-6h from the original 8h~.
Other than that they are ok.
Also i lost the charging case so my buds are useless and forgot about them for almost a month, the charging format for the buds is generic? could i buy other buds and use that case to use my gawrbuds?

AAAAAAAAAA I MISS MY WIFE RAAAAAHHHH

>>73004492
the quality is acceptable if you can get a good seal on them

Please stop always calling MY actual wife your wife onegaithanks

>>73016657
my post and my wife

>>73012883
>>73012942
She can't talk about it now because she isn't like that anymore. She even said that it was okay back then because "no one goes down there", but recently she said her feet were impeccable when someone in chat asked if the were clean. Obviously, it's because what she said before is no longer the case.

>>73017194
ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jezcO5btF_Q&t=265s

comfy?

>>73018108
cunny

Gawr Gura: My real girlfriend.

>>73018399
This post: I made it.

>>73018399
>>73018555
I use this guy's girlfriend as an onahole T u T

Other Holos do 3Dlives, release multiple songs a year, interact constantly with their fans on twitter and stream sometimes even twice per day. Meanwhile look at Gura. Look at us. What the fuck did we chumbuds do to deserve this current state of things? Why is god punishing us so harshly? And everything started so well. I feel like crying and screaming in frustration sometimes....

>>73019454
It's too early in the morning for your doomshitposts, anonymous.

>>73019454
Dang they do all that? Sounds to me like you should watch them instead.

>>73019821
>Lard tail
Gura really needs to diet.

>>73019804
Dumbest argument of all time. They are different people and not Gura. They do not have her voice, they do not give me the warm and cute feeling and they do not entertain me like she does. You think I would complain and pull my hair out in despair if I could just switch Gura with some random other streamer? You must be some kind of fake fan, huh?

>>73019884
>Le fake fan
Ah a child, ogey.

Bet = to wage money on an event or circumstance

Better = More than good?

Why, just a question I have.

>>73019855
nyo

Mom they're being dumb and trying to start fights again.

I'm making some progress on the technique for cloning Gura's eggs. Soon I will have an unlimited supply.

>>73020992
Can I have one?

BIG FAT TAIL

>>73021309
Yes, all chumbies can raise their own.

>>73021716
Great I want one with a thicc tail and booba

>>73020992
Mmmm Gura's eggs...

I got banned for racism, again.

>>73023254

Goob morning retards

>>73024074
Goob morning faggot

finally quit my job . it had a schedule that let my EU ass stay up to watch Gura but that's a silly thing to care about , I can stay up 10 times a year and conpensate with coffee

>>73024074
good morning cutie

>>73024597
Did u get a new job

I wanna go back to bed

I had a dream I was in Nigeria with Gura and we kept trying to avoid getting tuberculosis and dysentery

I want to go back into the womb.

I wanna go back into Gura's cun cun.

I want to go back into Gura's butt

>>73027327
me on left

>>73027855
What are you doing here Ame, what did you do with our shark

>>73028406
That ass? Yeah, Gura goes down on that.

>>73028670

Why is furor still bitching in her last members post? Wasn't he supposed to have fucked off months ago?

>>73028909
He backtracked and resubbed a couple of months ago in the hopes that she would be able to "win him back" or whatever, then came /here/ when anons were making fun of him with the excuse that he SAID he would backtrack, so that makes it okay
Dude is a lost cause and should probably be hanged for the good of the human race

>>73028909
You can't leave. You just switch to using ARS.

Requester said to leave it up to you guys for the clothing, what clothes do you want to see Aqua getting banged by Gura with? Gura and Shion is just about done.
https://files.catbox.moe/dlvmxn.jpg

>>73029157
They need clothes? T u T

>>73028406
she's in her crib living a little lifestyle

>>73029088
Honestly we should all be using ARS to begin with regardless of the circumstances - not because of anything Gura did and not to save money, but solely so that Goolag gets as small of a cut as possible
My advice, reinvest the same exact amount of money that would've gone to supporting the girls via dollar-based memberships/superchats into physical merch, that way the only one getting fucked is SatanCorp(tm).

>>73029157
>what clothes do you want to see Aqua getting banged by Gura with?
Handcuffs

>>73029486
Nice.

Reminder:

>>73029293
Youtube revenue is like around 10% or less of google's total revenue. Some sweaties not giving Gura any money isn't going to do shit.

>>73031281