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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Cute Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a global financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for actual-schizos.

This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this. YES, this is an actual game with people playing it, despite what it may look like in thread.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/
Research 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_Rg6LZO108

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (responsibly) (you're) (on) (national) (TV)

Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/
Electrum's fund trading sheet, up to date: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av7htsgnJ5kDbAhrqIVok42rRZpCi0uueEapmqmaByA/

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/

Previous Thread: >>72733531

>> No.72955024

>>72954992
we love gozaru here

>> No.72955218

>>72954992
Oh Kazaamaa I miss her does she still Karaoke I liked watching her sing.

>> No.72955413
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Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $1,736,226.72.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 11):
>Baelz :: $42,972.83 [136.72% over Avg]
>Pochimaru :: $15,714.49 [5.72% over Avg]
>IRyS :: $13,763.78 [4.34% under Avg]
>Flayon :: $10,535.74 [73.46% over Avg]
>Melfissa :: $4,787.82 [22.16% over Avg]
>Noel :: $3,283.52 [28.52% over Avg]
>Goldbullet :: $1,311.90 [32.23% over Avg]
>Zeta :: $1,135.66 [32.42% under Avg]
>Miyabi :: $0,320.00 [23.28% under Avg]
>Nabi :: $0,000.52 [5.92% over Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 86):
>Moona :: -$254,275.08 [42.47% over Avg]
>Aqua :: -$188,020.51 [56.70% under Avg]
>Marine :: -$80,385.95 [80.08% under Avg]
>Haato :: -$70,722.05 [10.01% under Avg]
>Flare :: -$56,683.33 [38.22% under Avg]
>Hololive :: -$46,870.58 [28.77% under Avg]
>Fauna :: -$45,918.97 [33.38% under Avg]
>Shiori :: -$32,100.11 [31.98% under Avg]
>Luna :: -$30,749.00 [5.52% under Avg]
>Kanaeru :: -$29,182.31 [3.48% under Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Marine :: 79.76%
>Suisei :: 18.99%
>Hololive :: 12.09%
>Okayu :: 9.98%
>Calliope :: 8.35%
>Lui :: 7.84%
>Miko :: 7.75%
>Subaru :: 7.71%
>Koyori :: 7.52%
>AZKi :: 7.47%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$13,049.85
Average Upward Adjustment is $8,529.68
Average Downward Adjustment is -$15,810.02

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Nabi, and Rushia.
Today's adjustments set an all-time low record for Kanade

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.72955860

>>72954992

Invest in cute.

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>>72955413
thanks for the reviAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

m..marines back to normal....

today seems like a particularly good day to buy koyolabo i daresay!

>> No.72955919

wtf the leaderboard is already up to trillions

>> No.72955989

>>72954992
Gozaru love!

>> No.72956854

seiso doko...

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>>72955413

I hope you're awake, because it's time for another Seiso Market Update.
Press...that Sell button edition.

>Bae finds cheese on the moon. SELL off and BUY when she dips.
>After that, not much...
>We had it good the past few days. The Crash was sure to happen.
>Moona is still pretty high despite the dip. So keep Selling.

BUY
>Aqua is now low from her dip, but I can easily see her slide more.
>Marine is our BUY OF THE DAY. Put all of your lifesavings, your children's college fund, 401k, your dog, or w/e. You'll thank me later.
>Wamy cheap.
>Kaela looks to hit the bottom.
>Fauna - Saplings can load up now.
>Holochannel under 100k? Can finally get in on it.
>Robocosan - FINALLY she's at a price I can say I feel comfortable buying.
>Mio - Hag Love.
>AZKi - I buy because of the oshicoin, but you can buy because it's cheap and she'll hit the 1 million soon.

Mutual Funds:
>Today is a Great Day to Buy Funds.
>Cheeseholders is heavy on Bae so you know what you must do...
>Top spots remain the same.
>buy towa and Golden Calf creeping up.
>Congrats to Pointy Ear Investments on their successful launch yesterday!

I will add to this if I missed anything.
Red days are good, so hang in there and grab some deals.
>Stay away from the ledge...
>>72956854
seiso here. I was trying to make a new cheese related pic kek

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>>72957038
very cute!
AHHHHHHHHH

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>Verification not required.

>> No.72958121

>>72957038
the ledge is calling...

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holy

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>>72958251
pointy ears my beloved!

>> No.72958540

>>72955413
>>72957038
thanks for the reviews!

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Good morning, this is the CEO of Pointy Ear Investments and AUAGHAUHGAUHGUAH

>We got smacked hard by the dip
With a total fund net worth drop of 25% so far, I'm 6 feet from the edge

>Speculated reason for drop
Everything went down, but we got hit hardest by Flare, Wamy, and Luna.

>Fear not
Wamy, Aki, and my favorite autist Flare are all deals right now, expect us to load up and wait for the climb.

>Positive gains
The F-cup knights small gain helped do some damage control, but we feel like she is going to dip soon.

>BUY BUY BUY
Shares are at an all time low right now, even new investors can load up.

>Numbers for the numberfags
Net Worth: $29,998,301.39 (-$10,001,698.61 (25%))
Balance: $508,808.04 (Portfolio adjustments have already been made for the day)
Volume: 43,000 (3,000 (8%))
Pending Volume: 9,200
Price: $926.18 (-$73.82 (7%))

That's your summary for today folks, once again thanks to all who made initial purchases.

>>72957038
>>72958251
>>72958385
Thank you for your kind words anons.

Pointy Ear Investments [ELF]
>Investing in all of the fantasy talents in Hololive, with a special focus on those with pointy ears.

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>>72958661

>> No.72959218

>>72955413
Thank you very much Mr. Morning review for your Morning review! Very appreciate it!

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It's Thursday! What happens on Thursday, you say?

Why, my friend, I'm so glad you asked! Let me, Anon D. Zain (pictured here with my beautiful wife Omaru Polka), be your trustworthy guide to the majesty of Thursday!

Do you ever feel a malaise? Feel lethargic, humorless, drained of all energy and will to live? Does your market ever crash and make you consider the $ROPE? Well step back from the edge, my friend, and soothe your woes at the Hologram Circus! EVERY Thursday, the General of Guffaws, the Magnate of Mirth, the Queen of Comedy Omaru Polka puts out a short-form sketch show, Legend of Polka! You can also call it Polka no Densetsu, or PolDen for short.

You can find today's episode RIGHT HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKQTGXP3DDI

But wait, I hear some in the audience cry out! I don't speak those gosh darned moon runes! Not to worry, friend, because the Duchess of Delight has seen your plight and remedied it: every episode, yes you heard me EVERY EPISODE of PolDen has ENGLISH SUBTITLES for your viewing pleasure!

"But surely such wonders must require monetary payment to view," I hear you quip distastefully. Don't interrupt me, pal! Every episode of PolDen is 100% Yagoo certified FREE, yes FREE, on the lord's very own You Tube Dot Com. Free, you might ask? How can that be possible? Well, here at Polka's Hologram Circus, we like to think we make the impossible possible.

And for the lazy among you, I've even got a special deal, today only: a playlist sorted IN RELEASE ORDER, which means you don't even have to click more than once or twice. You can find that playlist RIGHT HERE: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWGY2acU-ZeQQOdp1rukMK8MW_DgkMhds

Questions? Concerns? Cries of frustration?

>> No.72960758

>>72960481
Oh damn where did my week go, thanks for the post!

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>>72955413
>>72957038
Thank you for the revAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
>>72958661
Proud to invest in the future success of half-elves! Wamy wuv!

>> No.72960968

>>72960481
man, thurs already huh?

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>>72960481
I dig your double first letter literature, zealy zain! April is already here huh...Good luck to our oshis this year too! Posts!

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>> No.72970291

Looks like another good day to buy nearly all funds!

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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MOTHERFUCKER IT'S CHEESE TIME

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>>72969722
shoesei for shoecalibur?

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green tommorrow

>> No.72974483

>>72971835
ayo?

>> No.72975712

>>72974483
anon is throwing an ai vs ai event in soul calibur!
we need an entrant!
anon posted about it last bread!

>> No.72976596
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72976596

Okay, I've been cooking. I'm proud to present today's edition of Polka News! Polka oruka? Oru yo!

Pierrots Sans Frontières is officially seeking a pink, fluffy angel investor for a first founding!

>What is it?
Pierrots Sans Frontières is a charitable organization dedicated to spreading laughter, happiness, and mirth far and wide. We adhere to the immortal words of Omaru Polka:

"Some days, nothing goes right. Some days, you'll be off your game. Maybe you'll even feel a little bit down sometimes... but just watch me! It's okay! It won't be for long!"

>What kind of investments can I expect?
Our primary investments will be into what we call the 'four kings': Omaru Polka, Shishiro Botan, Momosuzu Nene, and Yukihana Lamy. We'll also be investing into the friends of NePoLaBo, who we believe help spread the message of Polka effectively - you can expect to see Korone, Luna, Marine, Noel, Watame, Fauna, and Koyori, among others as we adapt to a changing market.

>Are you a paramilitary organization?
That's just a rumor, and hasn't been proven. PSF reminds you to vet your sources, and trust the funny fennec.

>What about the Human Polkafication Project?
We're glad you asked! Our flagship research, the Human Polkafication Project is NOT, as you might have heard, a plan to turn all of humanity into Polka through convincing them to subscribe to her channel; any such rumors are far-fetched and ludicrous. The Human Polkafication Project is simply targeted research into how best to 'transform' sadness into happiness, and teach all living things how they can 'become' better than they are today.

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>>72976596
IKZ!
make an auction and post a pic of it!

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>>72975712
So far the choices are as follows:

Legacy:
>Deleted
Big Fat Divs (Will maybe see more Mios in the tournament?)
Ms Honk
Dev Summoning
Hour 19

New:
Shoesei


We have until the 19th to think or a rep so lets think it through together.
Let us know if you have any other ideas.

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>>72976666
Already on it! Thank you for your interest and support!

>> No.72976942

>>72976768
started you lets go!

>> No.72977514

>>72976942
Thank you! I'm nervous but excited!

>> No.72977820

>>72976729
I think a lot of these are fine - Shoesei could even be represented as the "I'm not fucking selling" meme if we want to go for something new and topical. If we're worried about Mio overload it might be best to let Divs sit this one out. Deleted might be good as a combo of Rushia and Mel.

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lets do deleted with meru!

>> No.72979085

>>72976596
I'll buy your fund!
>>72976729
Deleted would be nice I think, but who is able to do the rep stuff?

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Looks like >Deleted is gaining traction as the rep.

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Well, if jumping over the ledge doesnt kill me, she will.

>> No.72981363

>>72981080
This day will go down in history as The Fall of Seiso

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>>72981363

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>>72981080
>>72982482

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>> No.72985297

>>72985052
Ooh this is pretty good

>> No.72986035

>>72985052
I like it!

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>>72981080
AHHHHHH
t..tomorrow will be better...

>> No.72988631

IMPORTANT: New PoLamy cover tomorrow morning!! Stream it ONE MILLION TIMES!

>> No.72988827

>>72988631
nice!

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>>72988631
AAAHHH MY BRAIN IS MUSH HERE'S THE LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cq4Mgtd-ZI

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Goodnight anons

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Alright, so it looks like >Deleted will be the one to represent the thread in the Ogey Calibur Tournament.

If anyone has any objections then please reply.
I would like to get as much info from (you) the people.

We are also allowed a "sponsored Ad". I'm guessing we can use the Ohhhhhhh I need to shit?

Once we fully agree on the rep, the we will proceed to the appearance and weapon/moveset.

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>> No.72998223

>>72994413
Sounds good to me.

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>> No.73000409

>>72988829
8 hours still...

>> No.73000882

>>72994413
ruru my beloved

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good nite de gozaru

>> No.73008223

>>73007646
night blonde holox!

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Okayou nasfaq!

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>>73016454
okayu aki!

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