/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Thinking about Lia's brown butthole.

After all, Lia is a teen idol sensation

Who is Lia from Phase Connect? to the blind, she is the light. to the hungry, she is bread. to the sick, she is the cure. to the lonely, she is company. to the sad, she is joy. to the prisoner, she is freedom. for the poor, she is treasure. for me, she is everything.

GAYS IN

wonder if Lia could get an interview with Chad Warden

>>72900139
i dont want to see cocks i want to see likers reaping their rewards

>>72901335
Sounds like you want to see benis, bro

After all, Lia is a fucking nigger

>>72901485

Found out that the Tumblr sexyman wiki has a section for women. Would Lia ever count as one?

>>72901752
no. lia is not sexy.

>>72901752
yes. lia is sexy.

>>72901752
>lia
>sexy
pick one

>>72901752
submit her and make a page lol

>>72901832
Lia is the sexiest in Phase. The only Stacy in Phase.

>>72902057
>The only Stacy in Phase.
that would be lumi

>>72902148
lmao
Lumi is not even a level beneath Lia on the Stacy scale.
Go watch their fashion collab. Lia made Lumi look like an out of touch hag

>>72902148
nah lia makes lumi look really old

>>72902214
being a huge autist for japanese fashion doesn't make you a stacy

>>72902242
being a zoomer doesn't make you a stacy

>>72902320
cope. In terms of being a Stacy, Lumi can't keep up with Lia. Maybe 5 years ago she could have but she hit the wall.

bros I love Lia so much

I want to see Lia dance before I die

>>72902320
>japanese fashion
nigga at least watch the collab. they were talking about French fashion
there is a reason why Lia is moving to a foreign country to study fashion and Lumi is playing vidya for 8 hours a day. Lia is a stacy.

>>72902460
is this fresh? cute!

>>72902515
same, it's my numba 1 Lia goal

>>72902557
i admit, cucking you dorks out of 10k and flirting with a guy on stream was a pretty stacy thing to do. i kneel

>>72902057
love my stacy lil sister

>>72903098
be honest anons. would you?

>>72903183
I'd take her to an SEC football game

>>72903098
My lover for you is like a truck
ASHELIA

>>72903226
>lover
shoot me

>>72903202
*cums on you*

>>72903207
what about an SEC baseball game? other than vandy

thinking about Lia's pink butthole

>>72903337
ehhh maybe. Lia would probably enjoy baseball more, anyway.

imagine being on the kiss cam at a sporting event with lia

>>72903275
KWAB

I hope we get that twitter space

this made me think of lia friend himemiya rie

>>72903868
why is loLia so powerful

>>72903947
>stop respect
>rape women
wdsmbt?

Lia, you're great but HOLY SHIT rotate the bits that you do with Rinmama.

>>72904502
neat!

>>72904523
I can tell by looking at whatever that thing is that it's life is really bad

>>72904502
i like the color profile on the michicard. very mighty ducks.

>>72905429
keep an eye out for gorrilas, you never know

>>72905197
she looks like she is up to NO GOOD.

>>72905758
ok how you know

>>72906244
is there a folder of all of these?

>>72906717
don't think so

>>72906796
Sex.

>>72906244

>>72907183
KINO

>>72906796
Femboy ahh body.

>>72907309
that's the ideal female form right there, nothing masculine about it

>>72907368
nothing feminine about it either

>>72907368
>absolutely zero titty
>ass flatter than Coke that's been left out for a month
Thighs are alright, though.

>>72907446
it is sleek and healthy and white.

>>72907446
look at that tummy and those thighs and say that again
>>72907521
no tits > cowtits

>>72907521
this is a flat butt thread sir

i wonder if Lia can make a good homemade pizza?

>>72907563
The average white woman isn't built like that. That was drawn by Japanese artist, and Lia's Japanese genes are the only reason why she isn't a fertility goddess like Rinmama.

>>72907728
Nah.

>>72907853
this is a disgusting ass. Looks like she is walking around with a full diaper.

>>72907925
Now type that without an erection.

>>72907853
I genuinely don't find asses like this attractive

>>72908032
This more your speed?

>>72902557
>Lia is a stacy
Haven't seen someone post this in a long time.

>>72907853
I would stab my own mother in the neck with a butterknife if it meant sticking my face in those cheeks after she ate taco bell

>>72908106
unironically yes

>>72908106
perfect

>>72908106
GYATT

This thread has unironically given me a taste for flatties. Thanks

This thread has unironically given me a taste for Lia. Thanks

>>72908382
>this thread
you mean this Lia

This thread has unironically given me a taste for cock. Thanks

>>72908132
Based.

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>>72908526
don't post 3dpd unless it's clown pussy. that's the only fat ass we accept around here

>>72908656
why is he called perc angel?

>>72908855
take a wild guess

>>72908855
https://youtu.be/Avn9CS2zpuw

>>72908855
Kurt Angle has a Percocet addiction.

This taste has ironically unthread me a given for thanks. Cock

>>72909086

>>72909086

>>72908640
>the self-proclaimed flat butt general loves Ryn's clown dumpy
Curious.

>>72909086
this but unironically

>>72909347
theres a constant war between the flat butt likers and big butt likers

>>72909347
its not the size of the girl butt that matters. all that matters is the smell

>>72909347
it's a good ass

>>72909392
the booty battles

>>72909347
I want to shove Lias face in there. I wish i could find more of rynkerbelles stuff
>>72909420
Lias smells the best

>>72908108
what do you mean, it's been mentioned quite regularly in the last couple of months, since lia picked the fashion collabs again

>>72909771
too old

>>72909817
bruh

>>72909817
lol

>>72909817
better?

>>72910237
why she cryin

>>72910237
she looks older than the other one

you guys wanna watch anything tonight?

>>72910352
I was gonna put on kitchen nightmares

>>72910247
anon keeps making fun of her butt :(

>>72910422
based

>>72910422
sounds good to me

>>72910293
sorry

>>72910536

>>72910428
That butt is adorable.

>>72910792
based fixer

>>72910870
imagine sticking your nose right up in there

>>72911068
where? you responded to a picture of Lia's eyeballs.

Honestly Lia should play the Call of Duty World at War campaign

>>72911178
he was talking about the cute little butt

>>72911184
reminder Lia wrote soap x ghost fanfiction despite never playing the games

>>72911336
jesus I forgot about that, shes so weird soap x price is clearly better

>>72911068
Bet it smells like expensive body wash and shit.

>>72911503
rude

>>72911503
it smells great and you know it does. stop coping. even if it just smelled like sweat it'd still smell good

>>72911533
>>72911601
Why are you guys upset? It's good if it smells like poop!

>>72911716

>>72911716

>>72911716
so THATS why you are like this

[Lia News] https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1775655292619104504

>>72912011
>>72912076
love this brat

>>72912011
she is so cute. CUTE!!!!

I like Lia

>>72912011
>>72912076
>This time I'm really gonna do it

Cute

>>72912076
>This time I'm really gonna do it
she is talking about tongue kissing me btw

>>72912628
I made this post

gordon time
you can watch anonymously without needing an account or username or you can open a restaurant if youd prefer
cytuDOTbe/r/VODclubhouse
replace DOT with .

i wish lia would call me a donkey

could Rinmama bake something that would pass the gordon test?

>>72913045
probably

>>72913045
i wish Lia would do another high effort cooking stream

>>72912815
Sweet!
we need to watch the Amy's Baking Company episode after this season, it's pure kino

>>72912815
Holy shit, it's the Sseth of cooking!

>>72913282
kek

>called crab cakes
>it isn't a dessert cake

>>72913595
its crab, why would a crab be a dessert

>>72913626
because of the word cake DUH

>>72913626
cake implies that it is a sweet treat

>>72913698
>>72913727
is a pizza pie a dessert?

>>72913759
there are many types of pie that aren't a dessert. and the pie is just the shape

>>72913759
only dirty new yorkers call a pizza a pie

>>72913839
there are many types of cake that arent dessert, such as a crab cake, cake is just a shape "A flat rounded mass of hashed or chopped food that is baked or fried; a patty" therefore a crab cake, which is chopped crab in a patty shape, would be considered a cake, but not a dessert

cake implies sweet dessert.

>>72914002
what about a urinal cake? is that a sweet dessert?

>>72913982
ok but like I can't think of any cake that isn't crab cake that isn't a sweet treat
>>72914037
if a cute girl peed on it, yes

>>72914063
CUTE GIRLS DONT USE URINALS

>>72914087
WHY NOT, THEY CAN PEE STANDING TOO

>>72914189
when a femoid is standing her pussy is pointed straight down, if she tried to piss in a urinal she would pee all over herself, in order to piss in a urinal she would have to sit on the damn thing and straddle it then piss

>>72914315
sounds hot, i'm imagining i'm the urinal

chefs are so fucking arrogant

>>72914387
imagine refusing to taste gordon ramseys food because you are a cunt

>>72914485
maybe he just didn't like salmon

>>72914522
erm actually, it was bass

imagine trauma dumping about your daddy issues to a michelin 3 star rated chef in a boxing ring

>>72914728
honestly? kino

>>72914728
thats the american dream

>>72914728
life in the big city

Peter isn't a man

>>72915177
yeah pussies like him cant run a business, hes too scared to tell the employees what to do

>>72915212
>asks for a hug
you're very right

>can I have a hug?

>>72915385
KWAB

>you little panzy
>you little weiny

based Amy going off on the antis

>>72915978
>feeding the antis
ngmi

>they're dirty and lazy
she's alright

black companby

this bitch crazy

This show is making me hungry

>>72916619
same I have demolished that burger

>>72916663
would have

>>72916619
same, I have a roast on but it won't be done for another hour or two
>>72916824
AI anons beach set is so good

i love this bitch

I want to watch Lia make other girls cry like that

>>72917217
Lia would never do that, she defended Rinmouto from bullies

>>72917250
lia bullied a kid to tears in high school
she has it in her

>>72917250
ok how about this. I want to watch Lia make fun of younger girls tumblr ships until they cry

tbf Katie was a viper cunt

reminder Lia bullied one of her teachers

>>72917370
katie had it coming, Amy could see right through her

>amy: 50? how do you know it's 50? lies.
>sammy: actually it's closer to 100

kino

what the fuck is wrong with new jersey. is it something in the water or the soil?

>>72918273
swamp people. meadowlands is a swamp

>>72918273
too based

how is atlantic city

>>72918480
its a place for boomers to lose their life savings

>>72918480
you can buy heroin there

>>72918595
you can buy heroin anywhere

>>72918620
ok how you know

>>72918620
ok how you know

>>72918620
Not everyone here's from the first world

>>72918724
I don't believe that europeans post here, this is my all american safe space

are the gordon ramsey frozen meals at walmart any good?

>>72918964
>spends his entire career roasting frozen food
>starts slapping his face on frozen meals for a check
grim

>>72918795
Retardchama, the first world is america and any of its vassals which include yuropoors.

I need to remember that ordering a pizza while at a restaurant move

>>72919107
only a new jersian could come up with something so insulting

>>72919097
based anon understanding they're our vassals

I wonder if any of these blokes put "trained by gordon ramsey on kitchen nightmares ep xx" on their future resumes

FUCK I could go for some meatballs

old italians love to go to restaurants and shit talk the food as much as possible, its their hobby, never listen to what they say

[Good News] my roast is done and it's yummy

>>72920113
pics or it didnt happen

>>72920113
based

>>72920137

>>72920260
>he has a roast AND the Lia mousepad
king

>>72920260
now put your penis in between lias butt and post a pic

>>72920347
do you really want to see my disappointingly average penis?

>>72920460
I'll be the judge

>>72920460
dont do it dont get banned

>>72920539
>what is catbox

>>72920487
fine i'll do it at some point this week. I need to shave

this episode has a sad ending

[Sad News] Joe jumped off of the George Washington Bridge in 2010

>>72920804
>israel
jesus

https://poal.me/mqfp37

>>72920804
WHY DOES EVERYONE WE LIKE FROM THE CYTUBE HAVE TO BE DEAD

>>72920946
nigga im not giving u my ip

>>72920804
his son probably looks back on these days, just a kid with his mom and dad playing Runescape on his PC. Then the 2008 financial crisis hits, they lose the restaurant, the house, then his dad jumps off a bridge. This shit is fucking grim in retrospect.

>>72920804
>>72921009
life in the big city

>>72920946
>other
if you aren't gay, straight, or bisexual literally what the fuck are you. you wanna fuck dogs or something?

>>72921009
>>72921094
most peaceful life in New Jersey

>Petah the gordon ramsey is here

>Restaurant Depot
tell me this isn't a real place

italians arguing is my favorite thing I love this episode

imagine if Lia did a twitter space

>>72921762
bad news

>>72921874
shes busy watching kitchen nightmares

>>72921799
why are they so good at it?

>>72922045
theyre a very annoying and catty people, they act like they're all about family and shit like that but in reality theyre constantly talking shit behind peoples backs and arguing

fuckin Peter has bants

>>72922177
gordons better

>>72922155
I will keep this in mind if I ever meet an italian

tina is cute

thinking about that one time Lias takoyaki was too hot so she spit it out and posted a picture of it and how I wish I was that takoyaki

imagine if gordon and peter fucked

>>72923102
gordon is a service top. you really think peter is a bottom?

>>72923102

>>72923241
yes his is, dont get it twisted just cause he acts tough

>>72923290
you think someone holding him and fucking him from behind is what he needs to solve his anger issues?

>>72923087
based

>>72923343
yes gordon can tame him with the power of love

>>72923389
gordon doesn't love, he fucks

peter is the perfect representation of the italian american boomer male

Peter is GAY GAY GAY

I bet Lia would break her arm in a bouncy castle

[Sad News] The blessing didnt work

>>72923972
Lia would land on her face and one of her ear piercings would pop the bouncy castle

>>72924099
>the restaurant was a mob front the whole time

>>72924099
Not surprising

this is the type of video Lia would watch on stream

I would put up with Lias baby fetish because I love her

>>72924739
based

Lia should wear a onesie

>>72925542
it would look cute on Lia

breastfeeding inclouded imo

>>72925973
this chic looks like her breast milk would taste like cheap vapes

he could easily find a gay guy to be his daddy, but he specifically wants a mommy, its definitely sexual

maybe being mommied isnt so bad

>>72926090
anyone who has ever said
>it might be weird but it's not sexual
is a liar. I just brap post for a joke, I totally don't want Lia to let one rip in my face

i miss Lia :(

>>72927244
same

crazy that these people pretend things are fine

>>72929042
most people would like to pretend things are fine. the alternative is to admit everything is falling apart and you are a failure

>>72929386
yeah but they signed up for a tv show knowing things are in the shit.

>>72929491
they signed up for the "my restaurant is shit plz help show" so they had to have some idea shit was fucked. a subconscious cry for help

sweaty tom

>>72931132
he's way too gay to be around all this meat. he has a hard on 24/7

the Mayor has got some serious warts on his face

>>72931327
he's got a nice young wife/daughter tho

what does "the key to the city" even do? does it open secret doors?

they didn't make it

>she was buying him timbs and northface
I need a Debra

this show is peak America, I love this country

why in gods name would anybody go on these shows?

>>72933219
same. makes me patriotic unironically

>>72933385
money and attention

>>72933385
ask runie ruse

I want to fuck that slampig sister

>>72933839
the blonde thiner sister is 200x better

UUUUUU I MISS MY LIA

>>72934127
shes mine

>>72934127
she not yours she mine

>>72934187
she not your neither

black ppl

>>72934127
>>72934187
>>72934233
i made all these posts

>>72934233
>>72934187
>>72934127
I made these posts

>>72934384
>>72934386
I made these posts

>>72934384
>>72934386
>1 second

>>72934437
this girl is cute, I like you mr joshipedo

Any baker

this lia will trigger lia limit

I would have killed her desu

>>72934814
not worth going to jail over a hoe, just forget about her and move on

I wanna chill with the Liker homeboys for 3 days

i guess no baker

>>72934940
I would invite any Liker I meet to my home for drinks on the spot

Bread...
>>72936241
>>72936241