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Making lovely babies with hags

Good thread >>72903050

No Flare edition?

>>72903493
Bake it yourself next time.

>>72903575
We just talked about this last thread though man, throw a haggot a bone will ya?

>>72903493
>>72903575
>>72903798
My bad, I just turned on my PC and saw that there was no thread, waited for a few minutes and since I didn't see any I baked.
You could make a flare edition, maybe anons move there

Still thinking about Pekomama
https://twitter.com/Wataaamage/status/1775529584059957263

Are you interested in /hag/ fighting against other threads? If so, what should our rep be? Abe? Ben franklin? A hag?
>>72891922

you shouldnt have a baby with a hag. at that age youre dooming your child to have severe autism or worse.

>>72905055
not how it works

>>72905055
you’re right but stop bringing reality to this thread. i just wanna creampie a mature woman

>>72905055
They'll be just like their dad then.

>>72905055
Good, they will get into the same anime I like.
Also 99% of kids turn retarded already thanks to women having kids after 25, tablets, phones, education, tv, shit food, etc

>>72905317
being 29 feels a lot worse now

>>72839659
beads came a day early yippee

>>72905055
That's what you think. I can save both of them.

>>72905677
My wife!

>>72905055
A miniscule chance so low that you are more likely to be hit by a car yet you go outside.

>>72905980
what if it runs in the family

>>72906514
I'm the only uncool person in my family, I don't think genes are real.

>>72906614
You think uncool people appreciate older women? Don’t worry anon, it runs in the family

>>72905790
anon shes my wife actually

>>72907354
Nuh uh. She said I was her forever lover
https://youtu.be/8GB9BULxZ8c?si=QDRvXHOqq9Xeepl1

>>72908073
she was talking to me actually

>>72908635
Post orange pits

>>72909373
?

>>72905055
Doesn't stuff like autism stem from the dad's age? I've heard dude's over 40 or so have a higher chance of having children with mental disabilities instead of the mother, plus most older guys I meet tend to have more handicapped kids over the ones around their Thirties

>>72910824
need to birth and raise a little me

>>72905055
My hag oshi’s mom was in her mid 40s when she had her so I still have time

>>72905677
shes done

>>72916566
NePoLaBo love!

>>72916566
Nice. Cute fang.

>>72916693
Ah what a blast from the past. I cried like a bitch at this performance and in the cinema when this song played during Weathering With You.

>>72916566
and thus nepolabo is done
second full gen complete already-- neat
any suggestions on who to do next

Darling darling darling

>>72917373
>>72917905
That's a good choice

>>72917373

>>72917373
Fubu

>>72916566
Cute wife

>>72917373

didn't even mean to respond, just wanted to listen to these

>>72920157
slow down toko

>page 10

>page 1

Pregnant hags
https://files.catbox.moe/118o0y.png
https://files.catbox.moe/km38qq.png

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFL3EXTYtBM
Lolihag bunny is back, hunting

>>72905055
Barron Trump and Barron is 7 feet tall. I think autistic kids will be okay except CWC he is fucked.

>>72924175

>>72923379
can whoever generated this ai slop do this for every other hag and maybe not treat the navel like a third nipple
these are nice otherwise

two bunnies live
https://www.twitch.tv/late_primrose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFL3EXTYtBM

>>72924336
https://files.catbox.moe/dbj7a2.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ieljxk.png
https://files.catbox.moe/o8jokb.png
https://files.catbox.moe/lqikjx.png
https://files.catbox.moe/0d4wzi.png
https://files.catbox.moe/kvudc5.png
https://files.catbox.moe/vavq3i.png
https://files.catbox.moe/l2v8xg.png
https://files.catbox.moe/5q8mtn.png

>>72927130
better
thanks anon

An /a/non got hag raped.

>>72929683
Atacked by cougar...

Reminding again my racing tournament is a thing.


>Cars, tracks, and current entry list. Also, a link to creating templates to paint on(included in the Cars sheet): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-fdf459uEjWj2PJLnf_4obzLgTBHSZ_j4_SwuB8xZrY/edit

>Signup Gform: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScDw1rkAeIl6RC8s8lrI-ebtveNjRRXEeMTrzi3sKTUiS0xwQ/viewform?usp=pp_url

>>72905551
Feels extra worse because I am a man with nothing to show for it...

>>72929683
>>72930181
>these are the type of people approached by cougars
>never the anons dreaming of it day by day, wanting to talk to them or even get raped
>he doesn't even remember it
it's all so tiresome

Wasn't one of the creeds of this thread to show that even after reaching a certain age one can aspire to be happy? to raise a family? achieve your dreams?

Not trying to be an ego positivist, but at least we can try strive to be a better version of ourselves, sometimes you just have to try a little harder. A lot can happen in a year or two after all.

We're gonna make it

I just wanted to get that out of my chest and post this darling

>>72933628
based positivity anon
we're all gonna get raped by hags for sure!

we've lost a hag.....

>>72933558
Tbf, that Anon was in a really dangerous situation. Rape is not funny, hope it doesn't get into his head that much.

>>72934313
I was mostly joking lmao, in that specific context, that wench isn't even getting near me much less taking my pants off, I hope that anon grew a spine from that experience

>>72934435
>tfw that weird old lady who was looking at you at the Cafeteria followed you home

>>72934575
>korone
I don't know if most of us would have a chance, assuming she's kept up her excercise

>>72934903
>assuming she's kept up her excercise

>>72935077
hey man, that's a different from of physical exertion than overpowering another human being......please help I can't find the bat or my gun she's about to open the do

>>72935200
she can smell fear. bring that fingie over

>>72934283

>>72929683
That first part sounded similar to something that happened to me but I told the woman to kick rocks.

>>72934171
Is she under 30?

>>72938924
nah, she's just messing around with a bunny model pretending to be a zoomie and failing miserably kek. Still would

>>72939019
But April fools was a couple of days ago. Why are hags always late to everything

I love my hag wife

Watching 2view hags is bad for my emotional well-being. I can't help but feel parasocial when they read my messages in chat.

>>72917373
alright im done setting up
ill get to work tomorrow morning im eepy

>>72940365
GN hagbro we love you

>>72942405
my friend im a femanon
also i wasnt going to sleep i was just hopping in bed
i got like 2 and a half hours of consciousness left in me kek

>>72942498
sorry, lately I was just surfing /hag/, didn't really pay attention to letters, just looking at cute pics of hags made out of marbles or sthm I dunno

>>72942498
eh? Ain't no way, welcome if you aren't joking
>>72942835
>marbles
weird looking marbles, never heard of melting them kek

>>72943607
dog ive been in this thread since like january

>>72943756
oh you're that one. Didn't know you were the one taking one this project, interesting

>>72944271
ive been doing these for a while now, its only after showing off polka subaru and pekora that i started taking suggestions
previously i used to get them done really slowly but the suggestions make me much more motivated to do them
ive done mio reine botan lamy and nene in the span of maybe two weeks when polka anya ollie subaru and pekora took me well over a month

>page 10

gn hagbros

WAKE UP EU HAGGOTS

>>72947936
It's a workday.

>>72947972
Yeah, I guess so. Still, I almost always post when I'm on a break at work

Lioness bush
https://twitter.com/sinRavNSFW/status/1775782664730976719

>>72948744
Need those gloves on my cock.

>>72949302
you sure? those gloves might be stinky and sweaty

>>72948744
There's something inherent about Botan that makes me want to dominate her and then cuddle her and it drives me wild.

>>72949480
I hope so!

>>72914665
That explains her autism

>>72950323
cutecutecutecutecuteCUTE

>>72942498
This is what pisses me off about you. Why do you have to announce yourself? Just take the compliment and shut up. You’re no better than avatarfags trying to be thread celebs when you do stuff like this

Three hags bullying a kid with autism
https://www.youtube.com/live/UAvBOyK5Bhg?si=0ThKYWC9qOrPpTS3

That's me btw

I have half a mind to go and put more kids into Pekomama if her husband won't do it

>>72955511
She had 3 kids, I bet she could use some 3 more.

>>72955598
May as well go for the full dozen at that point

>>72955765
You could make two amateur football team with all the Kids I would give Mamarissa and Pekomama

>>72957394
Uoh.

>>72958645
Good fucking lord

sheer>fishnets>>>>>>>other fabrics

>>72959946
Yes

>>72960589
It's best when they are ripped a little.
We can always buy more.

>>72960688
Exactly. If I ever get a hag wife I'd like to request that she wear them around the house at all times if possible.

>>72959342
NEED
DRAW
EVERY
HOLO
IN
SPORTS ATTIRE

>>72903272
What will she do with the Gauntlet?

>>72963312
Restore her eggs.

gm hagbros

>>72951935
oddly antagonizing
i was just correcting the guy

>>72963782
おあよ

>>72963868
Yea lol sorry I had just woken up. Just been in too many thread where this shit just takes over

>>72964200
?

>>72964422
Selfdoxxers, thread celebs, etc. Most specifically /baubau/ recently. People just practically sign their post and use the thread like a group dm. I like 4ch cause it’s anonymous. I just had a knee jerk reaction because it usually starts with anons trying to dub themselves or correcting each other on who they are

>>72965166
alright i understand
i dont spend much time in other threads on vt so i dont have much of a frame of reference to what the people youre referring to are like
sorry if ive been annoying without realizing

>>72965166
/baubau/ is kind unique, actual unironic ojisans that have no idea how to use computers.
I remember the start where everyone was just doxxing themselves, actual grandads.

>>72965544
Just to clarify, I’m not trying to thread police or say no fun allowed. I love when people share their hobbies and share hag love. Just don’t turn into an “erm ackshually” nerd and correct everyone who doesn’t know you’re a femanon. I just don’t think it matters
>>72965591
I could go all day about that thread but I don’t wanna give myself a headache. It was fun for a little while

>>72966591
Why is sexfriend like this?

>>72965891
Women cant live without everyone knowing they're women
many such cases

>>72966880
You say that like we don't watch women all day.

>>72966992
Mio is a sexy dude

>>72966829
She wants to make her own lolis

>>72966880
After all attention is woman's currency

>>72967189

>>72966829
https://files.catbox.moe/pupc7l.png
https://files.catbox.moe/keuiol.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/vu0f4x.jpg
kujirapasta draws some of my favorite fubukis
i wish he drew more often nowadays, everything he makes feels so insanely intimate and personal

>>72967330
I don't trust her with our children...

>>72967368
I really love the attention to detail, always remembers the little things, exactly the kind of things I need.

>>72966829
She wants to upgrade it to marriedfriend

>>72967368
Yea this guy is a legend. I think it’s the tight hugging. He just kinda personifies what really intimate sex feels like.

>>72967545
sex that feels like real love is there is always the best

>>72967614
I could never do hookups because the post nut clarity and emptiness inside fucking sucks. God damn I need a hag wife…

>>72967822
This.
I need intimacy or I would rather be alone.

>>72967822
i never want to have sex with anyone i dont plan on spending the rest of my life with
first and last time i had sex was when i was like 19 and over a decade later i have no positive memories of who i did it with. that shit is the worst

>>72968014
Mama has completely taken over my Pekora folder. I hope the art keeps coming in for a while
>>72968021
Same. I find it funny when people say it’s impossible to not have sex for extended periods of time after you first have it. Always thought I was the weird one for not feeling the same. I’d rather get myself off and focus on other things than emotionally invest myself into someone who’s just looking to get their rocks off and dip out on me after

>>72968021
Now that I'm gettin older, I am torn between "conquering pussies" or settling for just the one.

>>72968401
I just want to settle down.
Ojisan feelings.

>>72968367
>Mama has completely taken over my Pekora folder
Mine wasn't that big to begin with so it's filling out nicely

>>72968401
I don’t think you’ve found a good woman yet. Finding a good one will make you realize that chasing tail is a fools errand if you’re looking for love

>>72968401
Cringe

>>72965891
don't give two shits about rules of your treehouse club for loser kids I wanna hear about an average guy like me scoring one with a mature motherly doting and caring woman because thats my shit

oh to have ravenous passionate intimate babymaking sex and continue to do so long after the eggs have run dry

>>72968740
Haglovers are normally older and since women are getting older all the time they always win.

>>72968740
When you stop acting like an incel a woman might look your way

Forever 221 y/o...

>>72969130
And she still looks good.

something something post tits or gtfo lol
plz have more tact when maintaining conversation, we (hopefully) aren't that desperate for reminders of your presence every other post kek

Oh sweet schizo hours

>>72969216

>>72969216
what is this a response to specifically

>>72969457
Sleeping hours

>>72969663
I’m making my grocery list instead.
What meal can I feed a hag to please her the most? Is there any specific foods you guys have tried because your hagshi liked it?

>>72969921
hambaga

>>72969921
Assuming you have much experience I would just cook something local that you like and think she might like.
A little fun cultural exchange.

>>72969921
>Is there any specific foods you guys have tried because your hagshi liked it?
Consommé Punch and Pizza flavoured potato chips. Can you guess who my oshi is?

>>72970166
Dude I wanna try consommé chips so bad. I need to dig through my Asian supermarket to see if they have any. Watame is the #1 chip sponsor in holo
>>72970047
Good idea. I cook a lot of Hispanic food that I ate growing up and I never think it’s a big deal but people always love it when I bring them for parties or potlucks. I’m making chile verde this weekend for sure

>>72970868
still think its funny that out of everyone in fantasy noel is the one who isnt a hag
like youd completely expect her to be but shes not

>>72971265
Based on her personality, I'd say it checks out that she's not a hag.

>>72968501
I'm just in wizard range. It seems like it's gonna be fucking awkward.

>>72971265
Anyone who watched a single stream or knew even a little thing of Noel would not consider her a hag even if she was 40. The girl is a rushia level menhera who does porn

>>72972058
I like to think they would find it charitably cute.
The only thing worth thinking about is the best possible case scenario.

>>72972875
>noel
>menhera
what

>>72973459
She is a menhera.
But I think she is a cute menhera.

>>72973459
You dont even watch clips
>>72973497
Cute menheras only exist on anime anon.

Hello, hag appreciators! I am going to be streaming from 4:30PM EST to around midnight, if not later, if possible. I hope you can join me.

I'm a 30 year old Taiwanese-American woman and I play a mommy character. I'm playing 'World of Horror' tonight and heavily encourage backseat gaming. I hope you find the stream hauntingly enchanting.

>>72972058
I don’t think it’d be awkward if you’re up front. You’d be surprised how your animal instincts tend to take over in those situations. You’ll be alright ojisan

>>72973632
Everyone is a little menhera.

>>72973648

oops.

My stream is www.twitch.tv/MamaUbume

>>72974304
I love landmines.

I'm basically shooting blanks at this point

>>72975497
Keep trying. Some haggots DO find the egg

>>72955493
Card?

>>72975782
I need to shoot them into a bunny of my own

If you guys like bunnies, here's one more for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZF_fawAlYI
Womb tree of BriAtCookieBox, or Cheri Lupina from Vreverie if you're familiar. Autistic, gamer and plays dnd

>>72980444
I really like the handholding.
I want to hold the tail too.

>>72980504
Same, they look so fluffy

>>72978188
>>72979435
>>72980444
>>72981385
Bakatare Hags!

>>72917373
well ive done the most i can
darker skin tones prove to be a massive pain to deal with since it gives me much less varied shades to work with
i had to order a super specific color to fill in all the blank spots, after which the whole thing will (hopefully) come together

>>72983623
your effort is appreciated!

>>72983623
Cute darling

poruka of the day

>>72987925

>>72905055
good, i can't stand neurotypicals anymore.

Oyasumi

>>72974304
They return.

>>72992837
night night

>>72983623

A really cute darling, well done anon

>>72993996
i mean its not done yet
i hate how it looks rn, after the color i need comes tomorrow im hoping itll turn it around completely
it looks kinda crappy on camera too, colors look way more accurate irl
ig look forward to tomorrow when i actually get it done

>>72992837
Yachumi

fuck you recommended, fuck you
https://youtu.be/Ahj6_3Bb29Q