/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love her so much!

shondog in my arms

she is so precious

>>72901341
GGGGG

>>72901317
GGGGG

>>72901317
GGGGGGG

I want the waggy tail to stay forever

the story of the child who was so smart she found every way to make herself dumb

>>72901223
excuse me op, there appears to be a bitch in my hotdog

shondog is shogga's best friend

ojisans winning.

zoomerbros...

matoor

ironically shondo is in the dominant position over her mature husbands who are also less emotionally stable than her

>>72901317
GGGGGGG

the next moments are unironically critical

>why do you old men like an immature girl like me
it's no mystery shondo

I love my gold digger of a wife

I feel like I'd believe the whole women mature faster thing if it wasn't coming from her

Reminder.

>>72900906
We do not counter-signal Sapper Morton here! He was a hero!

i love her because we are at a parity in life experience and maturity

if you want to make me happy, dm me your nudes shondo

>>72902040
but remember his title, he was a wormfarmer.
we must remember to kill all faggot wormfarmers who suck dick for bus fare and walk home (all of them do this)

>>72902027
I love these kek

>she's getting worried about the number of side hoe posters
Maybe if you actually gave us affection regularly and stopped being an annoying shittest giver we wouldn't go to other women for comfort and love
Not all women are as temperamental and fickle as you

When does the bitch read mine >:(

>>72902122

And people still wonder why he got unbanned

The Neppie posting got to her.

stay obsessed you bum :)

I miss the old shondo

if you want a real answer thread reading shondo, i love you because youre genuinely very funny a lot of the time and put in a lot of effort in your own way even if you never get anything finished (perpetually starting new things is relatable and endearing). youre caring and very sweet and the way you care for your family is very very very nice its so good to see that you care so much. i love how you have overcome so much hardship in your life to get to where you are and succeed in spite of it. its very inspiring and makes me very proud of you in a secondhand way, youre so much stronger than you give yourself credit for (i hate the way you beat yourself up and give yourself brainworms) i would want nothing more in life than to be with you, despite everything i think that you would be worth every trial and battle that god could ever give me. (you're also extremely cute but that is just a bonus)

hi thread reading shondo! :D i love you!

>>72902281
Maybe if she actually engaged with her community and did the bare minimum of saying good morning and good night or even an unprompted I love you people wouldn't be moving onto other girls.
The only way she can claim back her ego is by asking her audience knowing we have no choice but to syadouHappynod and praise her to assure her of her imposter syndrome which is clearly founded on solid ground with how little affection she gives

>>72902469
Do you plan on being an anti itt for the next three hours or what

all complainers will get filtered and only real husbands will be left

>>72902469
Don't pay any attention to this fool, threadreading shondo

>>72902522
Do you plan to have 4chan be a hugbox like her discord and offline chat or what, shame you're getting insulted on her behalf

im giving myself brainworms again....

>>72902578
nta but this is neither /b/ nor the year 2008 take a look at other threads

>>72902637
>Looking at other threads
Whore.

Reminder. Do NOT feed the faggots.

>>72902578
hugbox? offended on her behalf? no you're just wrong or mentally ill and it's annoying seeing you cry every day

>>72902578
I just don't like listening to whining morons

>>72902637
>take a look at other threads
why would someone do that?

>>72902679
Oh, cool, so all your knowledge about 4chan comes from Youtube videos? fuck off

uuuuuuuuu i think she hates me.... i made fun of the menhera only to become them....

>>72902708
Go ahead and cry about it
>>72902712
You're reading the thread you retard

why is ren in her chat again? someone make another catalog thread about him

gold digger.

>I dont mind selling out
Rich chads, we are so in.

She said it back Smile

>"i dont like doing stuff i cant make interesting"
>plays palworld twice

>1 sponsor a month
>maybe a few weeks
gold digging hard recently
what did she spend all her money on this time airplane tickets for her entire family to travel for an entire week on a whim?

>>72902998
>starts early for deadly premonition

>>72903066
fuck you, DP is amazing and she actually likes it

>10k dollars
>Clicks on clear scam email
gold digger, at least I know what to title my email

>>72903083
heh

>>72903008
funk pops

>>72903104
you are get 20 million pound. just run hour program with stream is live

God she's thirsty for money

>>72902281
The Rabbit could get to her without people here spreading the gospel. Just look at the effort N puts in and what she provides, and then compare that to Shondo. It's night and day.

good :)

>inexperienced retarded jobless woman tries to negotiate with a multimillion dollar company

does Shondo believe in souls

>burnt out after intense honeymoon period
what do

her legal hassling makes me think the tribe membership might be true

>>72903415
she is an independent contractor employed by Otiscorp

If she really loved streaming like she claims she would have streamed it even at the risk of not getting paid

>>72903452
namedrop yourself here a bunch of times in a negative fashion and she might take notice of you

...I didn't realize she was a minor in that video
fuck, I'm no better than the groomers

>that video
which one of them

>>72903670
do reps
watch streams

>>72903722
i think you misunderstood me

>cuddly octopus
mouz even got her sponsorships wrong, does he do anything right?

i have the cure for your baby fever right here shondo Smile

>>72903415
I don't know why she's always able to act like a hotshot in business matters but comes on stream to whimper about being a small little guy who can't even DM girls for collabs

>>72903762
oh you're right sorry.
do reps
watch streams
shit yourself

If there isn't a fade to black and stock gunshot sound at the end of this stream you've failed Shondo.

this took a depressing turn

>emotional torment
She's actually evil

Does this count as ryona?

>>72903862
is this a bait to be spoonfed?

>>72903915
that's just how women tease

If shondog is just gonna be this I hope she never brings it back SadCat

>>72903915
i love my evil wife

i can't help but draw a parallel for the future but i will try and compensate by enjoying the time we have now

wish thanking could just be over in ten minutes without going on tangents, makes watching vods a pain when I can't just skip that section

stop posting

>>72903915
>emotional torment
thats just every single stream

>>72903670
The horsehead one.

>didnt get any kisses
>didnt get any reads
The worms are winning. She hates me.

rubbing the shondog tummy while she kicks her leg

>>72904088
which one of them?

>>72904091
the easiest way not to lose is to refuse to play. move on anon.

>>72904088
stop spoonfeeding retard

>getting joy by making 2k people sad
psychopathic behavior

i knew she was a minor in that video and it only made it hotter

>>72901317
GGGGGGG

>>72904179
This. Move on to the rabbit.

We have a shog stream, when are we going to get a shabbit stream!?

was she a minor in all of them?

>tfw I can't finish party time to anyone but Shondo and now the only safe image to use is blurred
What a hell

>40delta ignored
Well it's to be expected, he was one of the few detractors that chose to stand up to her instead of stadouHappynodding

>>72904267
if that makes you sad you need to leave before you kill yourself anon, i'm concerned for you

>Thread talking about moving on
>She plays a song that tells you to move on
wdsmbt

thanks for reminding me about my dog's aging shondo

i love this brb bumper

>>72904429
This but death, the bit wouldn't even be funny if I had no relatability, whats funny about killing animals

>>72904374
When?

>tired of Shondog.
>She won’t leave you alone.
>Making messes in the house. She knows better. She does it to spite you for leaving for work.
>”Wanna go for a ride?”
>She jumps and lets out an excited bark
>Usher her into the backseat of your
>Drive to a deserted part of town
>She’s jumps out and excitedly starts running in little circles with her nose to the ground.
>While her back is turned slip back into your car.
>She here’s the engine start up and gives you a confused look
>head tilt, tail still wagging
>Goodbye Shondog
>3 days later her a call from a number you don’t recognize
>”Hi is this (You)? We’ve got great news! we found your dog!”
>Mute the phone, close your eyes, and pinch the bridge of your nose as you let out a heavy sigh.
>why the fuck did I get her chipped

THE BACKSEAT OF MY WHAT

>>72904397
You're actually emotionless if you don't know why that was sad anon. Either that or autistic, if so, stop it

>>72904719
the mental image of abandoned shondog makes me feel physically sad

Not a single read during the zatsudan and now she is playing the kusoge. I am finished.

she replied to me a lot but not when I tried to cheer her up or share about myself, I will never stand out

total sensitive dog owner death

>>72904772
i know why that's sad, i just don't feel sad over joking about it

Why do people want her to hurry up to the game? Do you really watch her for gameplay? I enjoy talking to my wife for hours even if it gets loop’d every now and then.

>>72905102
unsubbed underage newfags unironically

i only enjoy talking to her for hours if she actually responds to me

>>72905083
You'll understand once you get a dog

>>72905102
i have no idea. besides a few kino games i just like to listen to her ramble.

>>72905102
people in the past have complained that she spends too much time zatsuing. these people are weak.

>>72905155
>>72905059

>>72905155
i've had plenty, i guess me and her are perfect for each other then

>>72905212
Go back to snapping dogs necks

>>72905279
your dog is next :)

>>72905305
I don't have one, but shondo is definitely divorcing you if she knew who you were

>>72904537
It just brought back bad memories for me

>>72905365
she would divorce sensitive fags who can't take a joke

>>72905365
>implying this person cares and isnt here to shitpost and nothing else

>>72905403
I hope your loved one dies and nobody will be there to comfort you
Don't need to trauma dump about not having a loved one by the way, I already know

>cumming on shondog’s fur
>never washing it out

>>72905498
u mad bro?

>>72902281
newfag, she was aware of the rab a long ago, plus both share the same audience, but their content, personalities and behavior is extremely different, almost polar opposite, if they know what is good for them they are not collabing, ever.

>scratching underneath Shondog's chin, behind her ears
>call her a good girl
ok I get the appeal of shondog

>>72905578
Nope it was a joke, didn't you laugh?

>>72905651
I did

does sex scenario with Shobndog count as bestiality?

>>72905579
shondo wanted her when she was 17

>cumming inside shondog
>never washing it out

no because shondog is just shondo with dog ears and a tail its just another kemonomimi

>>72904339
I don't think she knows her own age honestly

>>72905695
no moreso than her usual cat form
its still weird though

>jokes about shaking babies: nobody says word
>jokes about killing dogs: shoggas have meltdown get filtered newfags
the ultimate state of /shon/

>>72905879
jokes on you all your edgelord posts are cringe and tryhard

>>72905879
because not many of us have babies
low iq of me i know but its a personal relevance thing, it cant be helped

my ideal fantasy life continues to align with what she says

>>72905946
I'm talking about her jokes
>>72905974
oh so your moral compass ends if can't relate?
double standards much

any time i see something about shondog i just project it directly onto shondo anyway because i want to scratch her tummy and bite her ears regardless of if she is normal or a cat or a dog

>>72906039
not a moral compass thing lol it just sucks to hear because it reminds me of stuff in my life

>>72905207
The husband trials will start off with a timelooping 18 hour zatsu about taxes and animal nutrition, with breaks for reading wikipedia lists.

>>72906117
>not a moral compass thing
that's exactly what is is

I clipped her licking the mic and no, haha, I am not sharing it.

>>72906117
I have an old dog and hearing that really upset me. Like when you have to go take them to be put down and they’re all excited to go with you not knowing.

>>72906279
18 hours of hearing wife's voice sounds like a dream come true

>>72905879
shitbulls do need to go extinct tho

>>72906364
I know, and yet people complain!

I'm not watching the stream and don't know what you're arguing about but you guys are pretty funny sometimes haha

>>72906279
sounds like a perfect stream

>>72906292
nope
but I guess you'll think anything that implies you think someone should or shouldnt do something is "moral compass thing"

>>72906294
fine. ill do it myself then.

sometimes I read arguments here and can't tell who to side with because both sides are retarded about different things

>>72906523
that's the definition of moral you retard

>>72906749
This but I don't side with either and just laugh at them for being retarded

>>72906856
you are not smart

indifferent towards me wife sinple as

>>72906850
>he cant find the nuance between morality vs behavioral preference
who's the retard here
like you can prefer someone not bump into you on the bus but that doesnt mean you believe they acted immorally
holy shit

>>72906850
No its not. I know that shaking babies is morally bad and shouldn't happen but that's separated from my ability to make jokes about it. The reason I don't like dead dog jokes is solely emotional and has nothing to do with morality.

>>72907033
naurrr

>it's a literal kusoge

vibe starting to wear thin

>>72905579
The second phase of the husband trials will be a lengthy series of collabs with neppie, along with Shondo encouraging us to follow her and sexpest her.

>>72907489
How do we fix the vibe?

>>72907489
>thin
the kusoge is kusosugiru

Missed another birthday message
So much for being able to read every message right? Can't even read the highlighted ones

>>72907722
just donate 5 bits with your birthday message

>>72907566
What would be the correct move in such a situation?

>gamermaxing
just means not even interacting with chat, sasuga professional streamer, just babbling to herself without even reading the chat or noticing that the chat zoomed by when her stream disconnected
if she went offline she would've talked to herself for an entire hour before realizing the stream was dead

>>72907777
gold digger quads

lying shondo down and hitting her with a comically oversized foam mallet as if she was one of those fairground machines that test your strength

Love my wife

>>72907899
stop exaggerating

>>72907844
Good question, desu.
I think you'd need to play it by ear, but the only really incorrect answer would be to start prioritizing neppie over Shondo

>>72907899
Even worse was her tunneling on the only guy who wasn't talking about the stream dropping. This is proof we need Slowmode, chat is becoming unironically unreadable for her.

she was that distracted and I still got loads of interaction today, based start to the week for me

>>72901317
G

>>72907909

>>72908074
>start to the week
it's wednesday fuckhead

>not even a birthday song
She cares so much

>>72908207
how new

>>72908232
Been here since the start of the week

>Didn't sing HBD.
if you dont pay for a song you dont get it

>>72908228
I have never seen that guy in chat before

>>72908015
I've gone back and forth on this but I'm solidly on team slowmode now. The emote spam is just overwhelming, and actively discourages interaction from level ~50 chatters on down (why type anything if it's just going to get flooded out)

>>72908228
she's said before that she typically sings for people who have been in the community for a few months at least

>>72908287
This is why you should just pay for it. If you don't get obligation interaction from her you won't get anything.

>>72908264
Even if you're a top10 chatter you only get interaction by flooding anyway, unless you're in the priority read Chatterino window.

I get read fairly often during zatsu's...
am I in a Chatterino window?
I don't deserve it if so...

>game ends early
>has to zatsu
>sorry head hort
she used to have tact

>>72908402
Ignoring the trolling part of this, the people who are above top 50 or so are fine with spamming to get interaction; that's understandable and their choice, but I think some people in the community don't want to do that, and it wouldn't hurt to give those people a hand.

you should just @ her on twitter next time that works every time

is she really gonna do it

If she does the gunshot fade to black then I claim responsibility for it regardless of if she thought of it independently or how generic it is.

>>72908591
>Ignoring the trolling part of this
;)

>read 40delta
>emotionless reading
>didn't even kiss for a tier 3
yeah she's trying to break another one

the mad lass

although its funny, i would prefer to see shondog in future so i hope we can save her somehow

>>72908287
No she didn't, she says that she wants everyone's birthday to be a special day, for them at least

im cring

shondog is way too cute to never come back, its way cute than cat shondo

>>72908919
she said shondog can be remade with 7 hundred some odd people's blood

this really isnt her kind of song either, her voice sucks for it because of how forced it becomes

I miss her old singing so much

cold heartless bitch

>>72908936
how new?

>dying dog wife is the funniest shit
>leaving husbands alone will be funny
maybe she was just faking her sadness with Marley

im 1 month sub, i only subbed to watch lotr, whats wrong with you people you all seem unhinged

>>72909093
please understand

>average person 1.25 gallons of blood
>standard bathtub only holds 30-42 gallons
700 sounds like a bit of overkill

Really emblematic of how much of a shitshow she has been recently.

>>72909078
Its not a real dog

I left like an hour ago, please don't tell me she killed shondog as an end of stream thing
I cried up when she did that "we're going to a farm? Yay! I'm gonna herd sheep! It's going to be fun!". I never had a dog, but i imagined shondog itself and i got really sad

I actually dislike this because music is one of the only things that actually makes me cry.

>>72909093
>i only subbed to watch lotr
you didn't even have to sub for that though...

>>72909162 (me)
and only 'shondog' is leaving us, not her.

shes evilmaxxing

>>72909071
Why is a newfag trying to call others new

>>72909093
half the posts in here are unispired anti spamming that seems to have settled in long term, and something like 25% are other people trolling.
You don't choose your family...

>>72909162
It's called empathy

D i hope your dogs die

>>72909247
If you're not a 36 monther you're new.

please get some lessons from Nina. unironically.

>>72909304
I'm sad when a real dog dies

Next stream she's not shondog
Next stream she won't have the excuse of shondog not being able to read
Next stream she'll tell us what book she's going to be reading for this month

>>72909307
this but unironically. I found her after subathon and by November I'll have white ribbon.

>No gunshot
Shondog lives. We just showed her something nice. We won.

>>72909450
Can only hope

>>72909386
Anon, if you want to learn how not to be a sociopath, go find a councilor, I'm not teaching you how empathy works, even in fiction

not telling her i love her today in retaliation for this

>>72909450
shotgun blast would have been kino

>>72909450
she was too slow to search it because of her gimp hand please understand

>some shoggers can't distinguish between fictional sad events and real sad events
Do you also sperg out when you watch a sad movie? Being sad can be fun

This was unironically one of the best shondo streams ever. The telegraphed ending made for a great story arc and emotional payoff.

If i was still there I would've said
>syadouHmph I'm not saying it back because of your constant emotional torment this stream
SyadouClueless yup, absolutely

the low point of the stream was 40delta drawing attention to his sub message in the worst way
I feel bad for him but still what a fuck up

>tweet
shondog is fucking dead

>>72909648
Look at yourself and your posts and tell me you aren't the one sperging in the thread, there are twice as many posts talking about people "not getting jokes" than people trying to tell you what empathy means

i miss my dog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZdVWKM1ILs

just tweet her dead cat jokes if you want to get back at her I AM KIDDING DO NOT DO THIS

>>72909848
A pet cemetery joke with a Marley pic would destroy her

you guys are allergic of fun, worse than twitter normies sometimes

FT and Shadowmama told her that the Shondog thing was being pushed by fetish friends so she had to make it as nonsexual as possible. You all brought this upon yourselves

>>72909917
I hope your dog gets cancer

haha yeah shondo. I also think it's funny when dogs die. just like in Marley and Me haha we should watch that on stream right, shonshon?

>>72909967
>you guys
it's less than a handful and the sooner people realize that the better

>>72910016
Ok I finally laughed today thank you anonchama

Everything is about her.

hates drama btw

>>72910103
yes, she is my wife and my world she comes first

>>72910008
Don't worry, Otis will have a heart attack before my dog dies

Shes going to slag off her extended family infront of a thousand people again
based

>Beginning metamorphosis bit
Kino
>Ending bit
Still kino. gunshot sound would have been maximum kino. Glad that she ended without raid.
One of Shondo's strong points outside of being super cute and a kind soul is how talented she is as a storyteller. Little things like the bus ride to Shonmart are great. I'm really looking forward to seeing what she came up with for the Yandere ASMR this weekend!

fuck off traumadumping EVERY TIME faggotmancer holy shit

Shondo sowing
:D
Shondo reaping
D:

Shondo sowing
:D
Shondo reaping
>:D

>>72910231
fuck you, shondog lived just like Gandalf. its just a classic bait and switch

imagine getting unironically mad over a bit

>>72910016
kek

>>72910254
SHONDO MY DOG WILL DIE SOON LETS FUCKING GOOOO

>>72909553
No psychiatrist on earth would diagnose you with antisocial personality disorder because you didn't feel incredibly sad about her 'killing' a fictional character she made up for one stream. It was a little sad but it's not as serious as you're pretending

https://pastebin.com/8DyyePCv
https://pastebin.com/mZK4Rk0A
https://pastebin.com/W4Nuh2UA

>Khaal is such a child he doesn't know what a fucking soap is
Actually the funniest thing all day

No gunshot means Shondog lives btw

>>72909917
lmao thats almost as bad as the time someone posted "rip thread" with a pic of Forest Elder's grave

>>72910358
Good job exaggerating, "incredibly", "serious" go and quote a post that says that you retard

>>72910254
>>72910356
not what trauma dumping is
no im not him

>>72910381
jesus neosky

>>72910358
>one stream
Shondog will return.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXQuOKzw5lA

>>72910424

This one reads very serious >>72909078

>>72910442
kek

>>72910429
that's what she describes as trauma dumping

>the farm is real

>>72910413
She was drowned like a bag of kittens

>>72910484
You're fucking autistic.

>>72910254
Just block him sister, why do you check his replies every hour? Sounds like you want to get mad

I love her so much

>>72910381
Seriously what the fuck

>>72910569
How would you interpret someone accusing her of faking her grief over the death of her cat?

vindicated

>>72910634
sorry for seeing someones reply to a tweet from shondo directly under the tweet from shondo

>>72910662
Dog die
Cat die
It's not that deep you retard, learn how to joke
If you can't take edgy jokes then shondo isn't for you

>>72910664
consolation

>>72910763
>consolashon

>>72910664
At least she knows when to quit, or she saw half of her regulars being sad about it and chose to do an m night shyamalamalam

>>72910381
>>72910440
He's comfortably ahead of my chat total for the entirety of March in this one stream.

>>72910729
But you are the one taking her joke so seriously in the first place

>>72910664
farm ending achieved

>>72910763
no! shondog is ALIVE and will RETURN. fact.

>>72909306
seek Jesus

>>72910874
your dogs will first

>>72910835
she should have had a gunshot sound and then an mspaint of shondog killing something trying to hurt (You) for the ultimate bait and switch

Not to be a drama fag but does she read Neosky a lot? I normally send a couple messages and then just listen while I work. I don't actually look at chat.

>>72910843
Anon, you're the only one in the thread doing that, what the fuck are you on about
If it's unironically autism, just mimic the humour in the thread, it's not that hard

>>72910442
this was literally my face while she was singing

New shontoes just dropped bros

SadCat uuuu
I DON'T LIKE THIS BIT
IT WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE SOME FUNNY "haha shondog israel" THING, NOT WHAT THAT WAS
Even with the farm ending, too far

>>72910969
Yeah she reads out every single one of his syadouOmegaLULs

>>72910969
I think he has a low reading rate

>>72911002
Being honest, she probably just wanted to hurt us because we keep insinuating it's real and thinking it's coming and found it annoying

Any shondoctors or shocologists /here/ able to tell me how I sleep for 9 hrs, wake up 3 hours ago, and already want to go back to bed? Should I chug some Monster Ultra White like a true ojiisan?

>>72911098
take your fucking meds

get fucking filtered she is not going to change for you :)

>>72910969
hard to tell. i feel like most of his messages are inane filler and he used to repeat others messages too. not sure if he still does. i seem to have mentality blocked him out and don't notice him anymore.

>>72911115
did you eat recently? if you're used to caffiene that can do it too

>>72910898
that's really mean! don't be so butthurt over her silly jokes :c

>>72911115
I think thats called depression

>>72910969
Not very much no, compared to his messages at least
Mostly because he just cuts up his reactions into multiple messages, she he tends to have sent less than what is shown

>>72910969
>but does she read Neosky a lot?
he does ok-ish, but not nearly twice as much as everyone else like the numbers might suggest. A lot of his messages are just direct reactions to shondo: nothing to reply to.

>>72910972

Are those guys just joking too?
>>72911002
>>72911098

>>72911173
YAY!! I'm just like my wife fr fr
Maybe I should email her and traumadump O_o

>>72910969
She was auto-reading him for a short while. I Derek her reading habits and it was consistent before like when Ren would yap in chat. She doesn't do that now with him though.

I'm honest, i really teared up when she did those bits
Her acting was so good... SadCat

>>72911254
What about me, does she read me often? I think she does, but no one says anything
That's probably a good thing though

>>72911133
she has and will continue to do so :)

>>72910839
Each emote count. No FFZ or 7tv because too lazy to bother.

>>72911133
she just did :)

>new Giru art
oh HELL yeah! That's what I'm talking about! Woooo!!!! I love it!!!!
https://x.com/GiruteaCafe/status/1775650961928929669?s=20

>>72911354
we need to recruit neosky into team wiggly

>>72911342
You could be a number of people based on your writing style. So either tell me who you are or false flag for lulz.

>>72911416
>You could be a number of people based on your writing style.
TAKE. YOUR. MEDS.

>>72911206
Yes, stop being so fucking bitter that nobody is treating your autism seriously

>>72911467
one of those posts was fine and the other was an obvious troll. nobody is being bitter

>>72911394
mlem mlem mlem on the shontoes
I really need more nsfw shontoes art, need to find some really good foot artists to commission

>>72911452
No.

>>72911416
Guess and I won't tell you if you're right or not

>>72911539
Stop bringing it up then, dumbass

>Chat all stream
>Top 50
>Not a single read
I'm beginning to think that this streamer doesn't like me.

Does Shondog have hands and feet or paws

>>72911719
Both

>>72911719
hands and then big comfy paw gloves with little plastic claws that are comfortable to play with

>>72911592
Hirosaijo

I feel like having sex with Shondog if she has people hands and feet isn't that bad but if she's got dog paws that's a bit too far

>>72911719
Hands and feet if you want to fuck her and Paws if you want her to be a regular dog

Given how flat she is, would she still be capable of giving me a nursing handie? I partytime to that scenario more than is healthy for an old geezer like me.

shondo the next marashon should be aminal films
lets watch homeward bound

sometimes she only reads the message right above mine and ignores me all stream and i dont know why, it makes me feel like I need to make myself do something pathetic so she pities me like some other shoggas
no i will not take my meds i dont have any prescribed even though i probably could if i spoke to someone

>>72911868
Are there any requirements here beyond nipples? I see no problems.

>>72911929
>i dont have any prescribed even though i probably could if i spoke to someone
You were me for this part of your post

>>72911990
plz don mention LE nippies,,,, im gettin erect

>Deadly Premonition tomorrow
nice!

>>72911929
>sometimes she only reads the message right above mine and ignores me all stream and i dont know why
you are me except sometimes the next stream she reads me a lot and sometimes she says my name in a way that makes me very happy so i forget about the bad times

>>72912230
Should have called it Horny Premonition mwehehehheheheh

i don’t know why I typed that…im going to go kms, sorry for bothering you

That was terrible, shogga

I miss when I platonically loved her and don't know how to go back uuuuuu I don't want to be hurt when this inevitably ends due to her finding an irl husband uuuuuuuuuu

>>72912327
Idgi please explain

shnipples in my mouth
shnipples

https://x.com/learningmyabcs/status/1775645773952118878?s=20

What are you trying to pull here ABCs? You were already missing Thursday and you said this 20 hours ago. Do you think no one is paying attention to you?

not to be like gross about it but sometimes I think about flicking the shnipples and watching them get hard. or a rubberband. like snapping them with a rubber band and hear her take a sharp involuntary inhale.

shnip shnops

>>72912471
what the hell is this
leave my brother alone

>>72912471
>im going to miss the next couple streams and i'll miss you
there is literally nothing wrong with this

>>72912563
He in-fights. It's fair.

>>72912579
Can you please read the fucking reply to her end stream tweet before you speak.

>>72912471
I mean his schedule changing could just be that he got put on a shift Friday as well as Thursday

>>72912477
i’d still love her, but i would not like it if they were the kind that poked out really far or were super small like milkduds.

>>72912633
>Can you please read the fucking reply to her end stream tweet before you speak.
No, I'm not going to do that. I replied to your post. Your fault for not putting context.

>>72912617
Don't slander or obsess over my friend.

>>72912713
>I put context
>You refuse to read it
Gotcha.

>>72912714
embarrassing post

>>72912714
ok shondo

>>72912423
>finding an irl husband
yeah, me

>>72912714
Kill yourself, unless you’re shondo in which case I’ll just kill you myself.

>>72912812
You're not black or nordic, it's over.

>>72912471
i dont usually say this but unironically brown hands typed this post

>>72912655
No, he has an excuse already for why he would be missing streams and decided to be a Dog Lover Nigger to make her feel bad over a joke.

>>72912844
I'm biracial, im german and french.

>>72912812
i made this post
i am also Shadow’s ideal man (she told me so during our sexting session after Ken stream)

>>72912893
>>72912471
you are a funny little man

ABCs haters drop a Wiggly in chat, I will take you all on.

>>72912945
So our wife is not allowed have fun and make jokes anymore? Does his dick taste that good to you?

got a memory of harvest beasts anyone wanna do a rota?

>it's ok act like a menhera groomer as long as you give her enough money

SadCat i just wish she said she was sorry for making us sad with the shondog bit

>>72912893
I do appreciate the mixup of shitposting tactics but you're still making it really obvious on with your replies

>>72913114
why? it was a funny bit.

If you’re crying about the Shondog bit you’re a genuine faggot and could not handle Shondo on a bad day irl. Fuckin toughen up a bit you limp dicks.

>>72912844
my haplogroup is exemplary, thanks

>>72913128
>It's a shitpost as long as I like the shogger that is being a manipulative cunt to our wife

Nuh uh

>>72913114
Nah it's fine. We got the farm ending. If she really wanted to be a brat she'd do the old yeller ending then leave everyone in the dark for at least 24 hours before pulling the gotcha card.

stop replying to the angry brown person who follows the strange dog hating religion

>>72913332
don't be retarded look at the color shondog is fucking dead

When she stops doing edgy jokes again and tells us once again that she feels stifled, you retards will continue to pick are your asses and wonder what all her fuss is about. Kill yourselves.

do you think Shondo is lowkey obsessed with the LOTR lore now and looks at in her spare time. I started getting youtube recommendations for lore shorts. I've read Twilight lore too. I just think it's neat.

>>72913332
Smile i guess you're right, she can now herd sheep
>>72913408
SadCat wait... No...

due to scheduling changes I don't think I'll make the next thread

its funny because it isnt even an edgy joke, people are just playing up to the obvious and youre too ESL to understand. she didnt even take the joke as far as she could have done, shondog was always going to end up on the farm alive and well.

that's not a brown person that's inis shitposting

>>72913515
ok, thanks for letting us know

>>72913462
thats nice shondo, how do you feel about the erasure of Glorfindel in the films?

gotta be honest im disgusted with you all finding a way to turn today negative and shitting up the thread

Pinis must be stopped

>>72913675
She should post feet

>>72913665
the stream started well, started to suck and ended on a decent note. mid level zatsudan. 5/10 stream 10/10 wife simple as

>>72913675
not until she convinces shondo to go klubbing with me

>>72913515
understandable, but can you get back to posting boomer music occasionally? I liked those.

>>72913665
right? this was one of her funniest streams in a long time. felt like a return to form. i've missed this shondo for ages.

FallenShadow please read blood meridian

>>72913842
she really cooked today. hope we get more like it again.

i can tell none of you know what Shovel Dog is and it's painfully obvious how weak you are.

>>72914038
Anon being edgy isn't a positive trait

>>72914038
i felt nothing during the bit but thinking of what you could be talking about made me feel sick

>>72914122
Neither is telling a woman that she can't be funny and make jokes.

>no new thread

>>72914184
Weird, I never said any of that! Guess I'm safe then :)

>getting cozy
>remember that Shondo knows what I did

You guys don't deserve a new thread, I'll be in off chat

i will love shondo forever even though she doesnt love me back yet

>>72914247
I've never once been in offline chat. if there's no thread I'll simply do something else lol. You're not punishing anyone by not baking

i love shondo (my wife)

Remember, boys and girls crying to shondo won't bring your dead dog back to life. Especially yours Retromancer.

LAST FOR SHONTOES IN MY MOUTH AND THEN ON MY SHAFT

>>72914390
kek

Luv me wife

Simple as

you fags are so fucking gay

last for picrel