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>>72896899Cute
kiara.....
Okay anon, what's a skill that you don't have that you're embarassed about?
>>72896928can't tie my shoesnot the dude in chat
>can read a clock>can tie a tie>can follow furniture instructions>can cook>am over 6' tallI'm basically the ideal husband for most Holos
KIARA LOVE
>>72896784>pressing start is so confusing to anon that he prefers to wash his clothes in the river using rocks
>>72896928I am genuinly terrified of talking to women. I just can't fucking do it man.
I love Ina!
>>72896928debugging multithreaded applications
>>72896950>feather neckNice touch, anon.
wawa
>can't tie their shoes>can't swim>can't read clockshololive fans not beating the adult daycare allegations
Fuck cursive, I ain’t reading that.
>>72896965same
>invokes the feeling of absolute terror in your oshi
>can't tie her shoes>can't ride a bike
thoughts?
>if you can't afford an horse
>>72896928I don’t know how to properly tie a knot
Hello I want to have sex with Fuwawa and Koyori and Gura and Bibo and Nene and Miko
young kiara:>can't ride a bike>can't tie her shoes>can't read a clock>can speak fluent japanese and move to japan alonemamatori's parenting style sure is unique
If Kiara can't read a clock instinctively I really fear for when she tries to learn to dive
>>72896996What does this say?
>>72896928Can't driveI will never be him
>>72896984this isn't a cursive issue. this is a bad handwriting issue
I think Kiara needs someone to tell her about time
>>72896928I still can't driveGot a shit instructor in high school that put me off it and used flunking the test once as an excuse to not bother Now I keep procrastinating taking lessons even though I sorta need it.
>>72896977cuuuuuuuuuuute
Are Austrian niggas really riding horses around town?
>>72897037oh fuck you're right
>>72896928I don't know how to properly use an impact drill. I put up all my wall decorations with adhesive strips.
>>72896977cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
>>72896976I can't say I made it, I already reposted it from Anon last thread
>>72896977cuuuuute
>Kiara doesn't have a crush on the store ladyDO U REELY BELEEB
WAWA DON'T LOOK
>>72896996AIIIIIEEEEE I KNEEL
>>72896996no it doesn't. my oshi is the warden of time
I got the shits and pooped myself my first few days during boot camp and had to sneakily throw away my underwear. Also during evening colors i had to ask to get out of formation and go run to the bathroom because i was practically pissing myself
(((appreciation)))
Kiara wants to fuck the store lady....
>missed the free 4chan gold event for posting sfw imagery on a blue board
>>72896928Driving
I can't swim or ride a bike and I also live in the middle of a desert with nothing around like Courage the Cowardly Dog.
>even people IRL think Kiara is a lesbian
i'm that grocery store girl btw, ama
>>72897047you can do it, i believet. faggot who learned at age 27 and now wants a sports car 2 years into his license
>>72897065My goal in life is to never drive and I'm almost 40. Living in an urban center kicks ass.
>>72896965>>72896992I got much better at talking to women when I stopped seeing them as people.
>>72896956LOVE & LUST
>im a leftieWtf Kiara don't say that
>>72896984The first part is pretty illegible but everything afterwards is as follows:"I wrote this last paragraph initially in cursive. I had to really put thought into how I wrote, having to conjure muscle memory I hadn't used in decades. My writing process has to become more deliberate."Is this the equivalent of trying to understand Chloe's handwriting?
>>72897042it says 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 hope this helps
Kiara was 1 second away from saying>I don't have a crush, I'm straight!
It's love Kiara
>>72897065How old? I'm 24 and just now learning
My Ina!
Now that's cap, the way Kiara talked about that lady before was gay as hell
>>72897065>I still can't driveHow? You literally just move the wheel around and press two pedals to move and stop. Are you a woman?
>>72897152that's mean anon
>>72896965Does your workplace consist entirely of male colleagues?
>>72897182Actually same
>mumei reconnected with "old friends" to watch the sopranosyou don't "reconnect" with old female friends, so she must be hanging out with men who are making moves to fuck her after finding out who she is and are using the sopranos as a way to hide their real attentionsmen only "reconnect" years later with women when they're trying to fuckwatch out hoomans your oshi might be the target of a booty hunt and pump and dump behind the scenes
>>72896928can't drive, can't cook(good).
>>72897177You wish, straightschizo
>>72897159Based Kiara free Palestine
>>72896984Recall the issues at handAs a test, I wrote this last paragraph initially(?) in cursive. I had to really put thought into having to conjure kuscle memory I hadn't used in decades.my writing process had to become more deliberateEasy
>>72897199But effective!
She 100% has a crush on the store lady.
wawa, the lesbo allegations.....
Ayamefriend has abandoned me again
>>72897177>soulmate? *squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*she just wants to be roomates with her, maybe cousings even
Ehehehehehe…Your oshi has a nice butt
>>72897065I finally got my driving license at 33.
>>72892226>>72892449I might have part of the answer: When the rest of the world found out Bae was a great dancer along with Kiara was when Bae had her duo performance with Gura. Both Gura and Bae did really well and matched a lot of steps but the hype focus was on Bae and it was to the point there was almost no remarks on or acknowledgment of Gura. And while it may be understandable for some people, when you put a lot of work into something for that to happen it sucks. Also Kiara is known for her dancing and unlike with Gura there is an ongoing debate on who is the better dancer between Kiara and Bae. We found out just how selfconsous Kiara still is after all these years. Short summary: She's is not eager to set the debate and saw how the chips fell last year when Gura was on stage with Bae.
>>72897191not him, 27 and riddled with anxiety
>>72897111kek
>>72896928penis small
Is there only one grocery store in Kiara's city?
>>72897191>press two pedals to move and stopEuropean boomers would make fun of me for not driving stick
Gaaaaaaaay
Even NPCs are fucking with Wawa
There are real world shippers?
wawa......
yurisisters.....
writing cursive is just so much faster, or do you really scratching letters on paper is efficient?
>so many anons ITT can't driveLiterally how?
Yeah, Kiara only wants to make babies with me!
lmao it feels like i'm listening to my big sister complain about literally nothing
How often does she go to this fucking store?
>>72897262Toughen up faggot
>>72896996why isn't 1 at the top, that's where it should start
>>72897093You're welcome. I enjoyed owlifying the mooms
>>72897306I live in New York
>>72897243She laughed because someone wrote SOLEmate
>>72897310Do you not go to the groceries often?
>>72897207They're all having sex behind the scenes, naivechama.
>>72897201Well my workplace is male dominated but I can talk to the few women there fine as long as its only in a professional context. As soon as the conversation starts to become personal or casual I start to break down.
>>72897244It's true. I would even say it's a great butt.
>>72897087me too, although I've only tried it a few times and screwing it up scared me off from continuing to try.
>>72897306boyfailure website
>>72897321Well done
>>72896984half of these sign aren't even letters
>>72897065>>72897182>>72897191Not op but I have my license and genuinely love driving but it's very dangerous for me to do so because I straight up fall asleep at the wheel. It's been 10+ years since I've last driven and doesn't easier explaining why I can't visit friends that live < 1 hour away.
>>72897310You go to your closest grocery store often anon.
>>72897306Living in a real city and not a suburban hellscape, I don't even know anyone who owns a car.
RUDE GUY GRADUATED LETS GOOOO
Give me your strongest EN gen 4 rrattos.
>>72897336She said she went two days in a row.
>>72896928Even the things I think I know how to do I can't do in front of other peopleI get scared of crossing roadsI've built PCs before but Im terrified of even touching mineI cant drive I can't get a jobI constantly have to google basic words because I spell them all wrongI handwrite like a child
>>72897221It’s for free???
I want some nice anons as friends, but i am 800 pounds and can't leave my bed
>>72897306I technically did get my license but literally the test was the last time I drove and that was a decade ago so I wouldn't trust myself behind a wheel
>>72897319Because there are 24 hours in a day, if it started at 1 then there would be 22 hours wich is impossible
>>72897258There is no one who would argue that technically Kiara is a better dancer my man. It's one thing to prefer one over the other or to have an oshi bias (I'm neither KFP nor brat), but from an outsider I can tell you that Bae very obviously is a properly trained dancer with much more body control.
>kiara x grocery store lady > any other kiara ship
>>72897191I'm not tall enough to reach the pedals..
sounds cozy
>>72897065you're better off than most, even that little bit of driving you did while you were a teen will help immensely if you try to learn now
>>72897385holy boyfailure
this nigga wearing pajamas LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOO
>>72897382me
>>72897367I haven't been inside a grocery store for almost 10 years because I get delivery
>>72897133I missed it for posting the bare tits of Watame, Mio, Lamy, Suisei and Chloe.Honestly after checking it, I really didn’t miss much
>>72897372Only poor people use public transportation
>>72897318no, the boomer instructor took control of the wheel because he thought i was doing something wrong and almost made us plow into an 18 wheeler
>>72897404You are the reason why she doesn't want to dance with them
Kiara is going to get invited to their Christmas party or some shit.
>>72897441t. The smug guy
>>72897306IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I'M AFRAID OF TRAFFIC CONES
>>72897310If my stores had cute woman i would also go there often
Honestly as a fellow Euro, I dont see people going to store in their pajamas ever, always thought that was a NA, Walmart kind of thing.
>>72897416Femanon, I can save you..
>>72897385Wife material>>72896928
>>72896978Just add print statements to everything
>>72897331why>>72897385Literal boychild
>>72897460-t. flyover bumpkinEven stock brokers take the subway, and when I lived in DC even GS13s rode the metro.
>>72896965Anon the key is being able to acknowledge them as human beings with thoughts and complex internal lives. Not a woman but I have to imagine that for women it gets pretty exhausting being so frequently dehumanized and isolated from normal human interactions by the virtue of their gender and to be regarded as inherently different and impossible to communicate with in any context because a different genetic switch was flipped when they were in the womb.I used to have the same problem, but unironically what snapped me out of it was joining a book club and realizing that I was just discussing poetry with a bunch of other people that had opinions like anyone else. They just also have boobs. It’s not fair to treat them like mythical animals.
There is literally NOTHING WRONG with going to the grocery store in your pj's.If it's before like 10 am.
>>72897306i can drive and i do drive but i don't have a license. does that count?
>>72897404Bae herself admitted she's just really good at ONE particular dance style. There is a debate even if you hate Kiara.
I can drive and cook food for myself. That's cool, right?
>>72896928I cant properly make phone calls… I get super shy and nervous. I am looking for apartments and every time I call I get scared and mumble first
>>72897065Unironically I just play racing games in the arcades and I learned. It’s the rules that fuck over people in the test. I failed once because I didn’t stop at the stop sign for 10 whole seconds .
FAUNA SEX
Boo!
>>72897558>joining a book clubFucking nerd kek
>>72897434>>72897385also an employee at my local shop I went to made fun of me because I fucked up using the self checkout by putting the things in the wrong place and I had to thank him for correcting me even though it was really embarassing god that was fucked up
>>72897552i wanted to be a part of it.....
Kiara is going to be hitting that water a lot
I suddenly have an erection.
>>72896928I can't swim, and always panic when trying to learn it as a kid. I've just accepted that it'll be my deathly weakness amongst other things. Also I can't whistle...
Remember, anons! Life is not a race! You can get that driver's license anytime! And what better time than now!
>>72897382one member will overshadow her genmates and make the board unusable
>>72897490I see it sometimes the in poorer parts of the city.Gypsies, escorts, camgirls, that's usually the ones going to the store in pajamas.
>>72897221>Deletedoy gey
Why is kiara in such a good mood lately? She seems full of energy and very silly
>Kiara is thinkingMy god...
>>72897262God I wish I was that young again...
It begins
>2 AM jump
>>72897385>>72897629I can be your helper, but you gotta dress up as Aqua
>>72897675She said it yesterday, it's because of Spring
>>72897629Why do you guys act like women, not even an insult, only women should care this much about insignificant things
>>72897675sex with me
>>72897331oof that congestion pricing revenue will not improve the subway system, carry a gun at least
>>72897463I got into a major accident less than 1 month after I gotten my driver licence. The newspaper claimed I died (I only had light injuries with now 20 years later only showing some scars on my hands from the glass shredding my hands). I had 3 passengers with me. That shit gave me nightmares for months, but I got back behind the wheel as soon as I was allowed because I know that if I waited I'd become to scared to ever drive again.
>>72897584At least you can work for it later.
>>728973821.) Goorah has a serious chronic illness, something like lupus.2.) Shiori is orcschizo.3.) Kiara helped get omega relieved of duty.4.) Ame isn't actually British.
I swear Kiara's tangent gave me flashbacks on how you would react back at school for being teased that you like someone
>>72897675Unironically the sun
>>72897416Biboo...
>>72897675She took her meds. Really.
>>72897389Yeah, you can just run over and take it, nobody gonna stop you.
>>72897675she took her medsa lesson for all of us
>>72897382EN4 is a fantasy
>>72897558>Not a woman but>joining a book club
>>72897382We will get another Green Holo
>>72897382they're all hags and they're all lesbians
She's already used the M&K, moving to controller will mess her up.
>>72897152based>>72897558cringe
>>72897675Seasonal change and taking her meds
>>72897675SAD is at an end.
>>72897382Italian single mother
just the tip
>>72897558The last time I spoke to girls the same way I spoke to guys I heard them talking behind my back about how weird I was.That shit fucking traumatized me man.
Stop being boyfailures
Gura soonI can feel it in my bonesand my bussy is quivering
>>72897558>acknowledge them as human beingsIncorrigible mistake. Never acknowledge anyone else as a real person.
>>72897629did you cry?
>>72897776vtubing is saved
I don't wanna hear anymore of anons making fun of Holos who can't cook or drive if >we got this many boyfailures.
SHE DID IT
GAYMER OF EN
>My kayfabe has been ruined just now>(laughs) "Kayfabe?" I've never heard of that word, I don't know that ishttps://youtu.be/r7ohlB4mCNY?t=5671https://youtu.be/r7ohlB4mCNY?t=5671https://youtu.be/r7ohlB4mCNY?t=5671
Kiara's ass jiggle!
>watch my ass jiggleOK
>>72897827Maybe if you count her showing up in Mori's live.
watch that GYATT
>stay down there and watch my ass jiggleWell, i'm not going to say no...
>>72897874I want to gently walk Shiori to the library
watching that thick Kiara GYATT bounce
>>72897874yes we all watched my wives earlier
>>72897824I cook, drive, have a full time job, have friends, and other than going on 4chan and watching vtubers I’m pretty normal…But making phone calls is just not fun!
>>72897382Mixed gen including 1 troon for upping the ESG score of the new american branch.
>>72897306Mom couldn't drive, dad couldn't drive sober + driving license is fucking expensive here, working on it now thogh
>>72897819Guys would talk behind my back too, anon. I think it’s just something that’s inevitably bound to happen to you at some point (especially if you’re autistic or socially awkward) rather than about gender specifically.
>>72897874Who is the Michaels in this duo?
>>72897858I can cook and drive and I'm tall and got a pretty big peepee. But I have suffered immensely for my mistakes.
stoopid game
>>72897558>mythical animalswomen being mythical animals would make them awesome but really they're just retarded
>>72897884why is lil bro roleplaying on random vtuber streams
>>72896996Same desu.
>>72897343Do these women matter to you? Because if not, then there should also be no reason to break down.
Even if I lived in a place where owning a car isn’t necessary to function, I would still HATE not at least having the option to do so. Being able to drive gives you so much freedom and autonomy.
sunsetmare is not a word
>>72896928I am an absolutely terrible cook.
>>72897913Towa is so fucking sexy...
https://files.catbox.moe/vz7gyn.pngKiara when there's a question about analog clocks on the maths test.
sexy wawa noises
>>72897382Surely, this time there will be Euros...
>>72897970A few days ago I actually got my first very own car. Now THATS freedom (fucking fuel is expensive tho)
>>72897827There are enough KFP here for a proper sacrifice. Just sayin'
>>72896899I didnt think id ever say this but kiara kinda cute
>>72897970On the other hand being able to stumble onto a train with 3 strong zeroes is also pretty cool.
>>72897970Good consoomer, seems like generations of programming by the oil and rubber industries were successful.
test
Gura cute Gura cute!
>>72897992based AI
>this threadGod, imagine if some hyperactive extroverted woman comes up to any of you. Imagine the utter spaghetti dropping.
>>72897874It's immersion you tard. Keyfabe is always staying in character
>>72898051There would be so cumming
>>72897558Terrible advice. You treat women like they’re kids, not adults.
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
We are going to be here a while
>>72898030fo sho, let me just take a hike from germany to austria my nigga
*gives all of the schizos advanced pancreatic cancer*
https://files.catbox.moe/vz7gyn.pngKiara when there's a question about analog clocks on the maths test. You saw nothing.
It looks like she's jumping too low on the mountain
>>72898046Whose feet on the bottom right
Home.
>>72898051no...
>>72897848No I went home and ate the chocolate I boughtWhen I get angry at something though it makes me tear up and thats really embarassingLike in school someone would make fun of me and I'd get mad but it'd make me cry so it would all get worse
>>72897992that manga was prety hot
>>72898051>Sex? I’m a male.
FLEEEESSSSH
I have been 7 accidents, all caused by me
>>72898094Cannot hide your sins
>>72898051Women arent real, right?
>>72898051>>God, imagine if some hyperactive extroverted woman comes up to any of you. IThankfully, this isn't anime.
>>72897306I'm unironically a cripple
>>72898051I… ummm… I pray for that daily.. a woman who’s into me
yab
>>72898090That sounds like a hearty hike, but I would probably just take the train or bus.
>>72898094Anons really miss the Suipiss threads, huh?
She doesn't even care about the game anymore. Based.
>>72898051>some hyperactive extroverted womanDon't exist, 90% of women can't carry a conversation unless it's something banal about themselves.
Those guys? All me.
>>72897992this is so cute though
>Kiara's nightmare is breaking NDA
>>72898202Which is why I’m looking for someone in the remaining 10%Preferable one with *slight* autism
I'd take Kiara backstage any night
Good morning, how many people are seething at Kiara not playing the game?
Kek pretty ironic that her nightmare is being doxxed
>>72898192come on anonwhere's you sense of adventurelets a go
But how many anons here know how to fly?
>>72898202You must accept that that is reality's version of a hyperactive extrovert, anon.
>dreams about kfp waiters>they don't immediately gangrape herfucking idiots...
is anyone recording all of her dreams?
>>72897306I make barely above minimum wage. I can get by with a bus pass and the occasional cab and save a ton of money. I've never had enough money to buy a car, so I decided not to get my license until I could afford something to drive.
>Kiara's abandonment issues...
>>72898132Hey, at least give your dad some credit for that first one
poor dream jenma
https://twitter.com/pinklightsticc/status/1775494418218549694Holos for this feel
Shior Novel
>>72898239we already killed all of the nierfags don't worry
>>72898260Anon… rape is illegal
This is some typical dream logic
classic Cover retardation
>>72897558This but you also have to acknowledge that human beings are terrible terrible creatures not worth caring about
>>72897858If the Hololive girl lives in the United States of America, I will be concerned of their inability to drive. It's a very useful skill in America and it's practically crucial a lot of the time just to get around anywhere because of the way our cities are built. We're not a small European village where the Walmart equivalent is 5 steps away from our house.
>>72898030This is cope. You think rich people don’t own cars?
Is this story going to end in Kiara accidentally committing a 9/11
>>72898278Don't your parents have a car?
ADD ME TO THE GROUP CHAT
the Cover whatsapp group...
>Hololive company whatsapp groupthat's so european
wawa....
beeb soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGNklu0rF_ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGNklu0rF_ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGNklu0rF_o
>>72898301korosan
I literally just flirted with a hot store clerk woman that looked like a Finnish bond girl todayI'm the chaddest holo fan
Everyone abandoned Kiara let's GOOOOOO
This is her dreaming about everyone going to the parties while she was sick.
>2024>using Whatsapp
This dream has some interesting interpretation
>>72898301Mr Koro
me me me + persecutionthe kiara special
>>72898381Yes I am Brazilian
When did deathclock start to beat takamori
>>72898217After Mel it should be everyone’s. She didn’t even get a second chance
THEY HATE HER
>Kiara's night mare is being forgotten and Cover paperwork
>>72898278Yeh, cars are stupid expensive. My salary package includes a car that I can use in my private time. If it didn't I wouldn't be able to afford a car.
>>72898366I flirted with lots of women in my life, a couple of them even liked me… but I am still lonely and never managed to actually get into a relationship
They hate Kiara…
>>72898335i live in a large city, and i never have needed to drive. I take public transport everywhere. I have a license, but i only use it to get drinks at the bar.
>>72898094I would lick all of that
This was sabotage
>>72898381Literally the entirety of Asia.
>>72898336You're not a rich person though.
>>72898381its the most popular messenger app in the german sprachraummaybe the rest of europe too, idk
the watamelons?
thinking about moona's melons
>>72898424Taiwan and Japan use LineChina uses WeChat
>>72898051>imagine if some hyperactive extroverted woman comes up to any of youThose were my friends in high school. Excitable genki girls who just wanted someone to listen to them talk about stuff. In senior year I even was friends with a girl who was an actual lingerie model. She gave me her phone number so I could help her with chemistry.
kiara....
>>72898424I thought they use LINE?
>>72898314you can get away with it in dreams
nice melons
>>72898424more than half of them are indians
>>72898366And then you woke up.
>amongussus
amogus
>>72898381I bet you bought an iPhone so you wouldn't get bullied for having the wrong color texts.
sus
Hmong us
Anon's did this...
>can sing, dance, multilingual, well traveled>can’t cook, drive, read a clock, room is a disasterWhat do you call this and why is this most holos
who was the member who complained?
amongus
>>72898381yes I'm European>b-but telegramonly pedophiles use that
Kiara wtf is this dream
Ok, who’s the dream member that Kiara pissed off?
>>72898381What else would we use? Discord?
THEY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE EACH OTHER
>>72898455>not big enough for wewechatheh
I bet it was Fauna
>>72898423I make enough that I don’t need to take out loans to buy one.
>anonymous>is not anonymous
>>72898501>sing, dance, multilingual, well traveledtheir job literally requires it?>can’t cook, drive, read a clock, room is a disastertheir job doesn't require it
this is some peak woman dream shitthis is why girlfriends wake up angry at you
Spicy!
>>72898501A child
I think Kiara had a vision of bizzaro Earth where Hololive is like Nijisanji
>>72898414the US not having any form of standardized ID is fucking insane.Why americans? Why?
Imagine the rrats we could feast on if she named the dream member
It was Suisei, right?
>>72898339Yeah, but there's no real advantage to me driving the family car since any time I'd want to use it to get to/from work my dad would need it more than I do.
BOOK IT OP
I'm starting to think this wasn't actually a dream at all.
KIARA SLAPPED A DREAM NIGGA IN FRONT OF JENMA
did this actually happen
>>72898381Who tf uses messages or telegram or anything else? I don't know anyone
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>>72898501>what do you call thiscute
KIARAWINS LOL
>>72898413>talk to girl>walk away>realize she was probably flirting with me and I was flirting with her but didn't realize it>>72898461And what did you do with it?
>>72898572phone number??????
>it's literally that meme image with gura at mcdonalds shoved to the floor with kiara standing over her
oh fuck
>>72898518
TAKANASHI KIARA SLAPPED A CO WORKER IN FRONT OF EVERYONE
I bet it was dream Mumei
>>72897970I just got my license last monthI'm 28
>Kiara has nightmares about being socially excluded and ostracized by a KarenTHEY AREN'T
It was Ina. It is known she has anger issues.
>>72898526Orcschizo
KIARAWINSLOL
getting so worked up by her own story she's coughing kek
>>72898605yes, I was thereJenma did the OHHHHHHHHHHH too
Nakadashi Kiara is a fucking menace
Man Kiara is on fire with these tangents today, holy kek.
>>72898501wife material
Kiara is a violent psychopath!!!
>>72898606Telegram is for illegal stuff
>>72898652orcschizo isn't a hololive member
Imagine getting decked by noodle arms Kiara
KIARA PUNCHED PEKORA IN FRONT OF YAGOO
>>72898605Yest. I was there
>>72898572It's called a passport, and you use it to GTFO to another country where our currency is worth 50-200% more
THEY ARE
It was Cheebs btw.
>And we ended up making outwhat a crazy dream
THE HATE SEX AFTER MUST HAVE BEEN STEAMY AS FUCK
>>72898695i'd cum
Enemies to lovers, so spicy
>>72898571>hangs out a lot with some of the worst nijisnakes and shitty people like enna, elira and millie>dreams reflect that somehowWoah
>>72898686Chinese crossdressing porn is NOT illegal!
[Notice]Termination of Takanashi Kiara's Contract
FROM ENEMIES TO LOVERS, REINE'S FAVORITE
They hugged it outJust like my Chinese cartoons!
>someone was a Karen in Kiara's dreamWho was it?
>>72898572The US bas the RealID stuff now (finally)It's just that it is (currently) optional, unless you want to fly
This actually happenedKiara is just using the medium of dreams to avoid breaking NDA
>>72898572Because we don't generally believe the state has a right to identify you at any time.
BRAVO YAGOO
You can tell it's a dream because irl Kiara would be holding back tears and shaking the whole time
kino
>>72898619>And what did you do with it?I helped her with her chemistry homework, duh. She had a boyfriend and she wasn't my type anyways despite being really hot
>>72898628using a personal phone number as a standardized ID for people is the stupidest ideas I have heard in months, anons.
>Telegram is for pedosSince when?
>>72896928I can't drive, but I'm not particularly embarrassed about it, I'm an euro so it was never really a necessary skill
Was it really a dream or she is feeling guilty and confessing shit in a roundabout way?
>>72898572Because IDs are racist according to Democrats
>>72898713cheebs why the fuck are you like this?
>>72898606I use telegram to pirate 3d print models
>>72898732Reinstatement of Takanashi Kiara's Contract Due To Hugs
Catalognig begone
Kiara should REALLY stop hanging out with Nijicunts. These dreams are proof of their bad influence.
>>72898572fuck off, glowie
dismember? wtf kiara is a violent psychopath
>>72898780>helping women with boyfriendsThere's your mistake right there buckaroo
Kiara would double dip on the nuggies and get them angry.
>>72898759
>>72898813based wawa
Soooo which Holo has a pet peeve of not wanting food to me touched by someone
>has a problem with food cross-contaminationi wonder who
>>72898809Hey he’s right there >>72898812!
>>72898819
>Hotel settingThe culprit was from the EN branch!
>>72898819kek
Kiara is the George Costanza of EN
What a story Kiara
>>72898834Alice
>>72898743Kiara BlancoKiara Negro can't catch a break
Kiara is disqualified from being the Gamer of ENt. he tako council
so much orange!
>>72898819>non-standard ogey>mori pog>newfangled mococole sadshark is the only one of the four that should be in a starter pack. we need default ogey and at least one sadcat.
I was in her dream
I am inside Kiara's dreams bye fags
>>72898819No cheebs?
>>72898831
>>72898819>no confused shark
>>72898820incel
>>72898834No food degozaru
Freddy Kreuger is a KFP
>>72898855Is he wrong?It's literally likely hanging out with such garbage people has made her dream this
>"I must break you."What did wawa mean by this?
Do (You) niggas even remember y'all's dreams?
>>72898906No one uses default ogey anymore
>>72898725shhhThat's against the narrativeshe just gave them another bullet for funsies!
Kiara has abandonment issues let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>72898915nice
>>72898958Only the bad ones
>>72898820I was into someone else at the time, I was just trying to help her out.
Kiara needs to stop serving so much cunt, it keeps getting her sick.
Which non-myth girl other than Nerissa has the closest bond to Kiara?
this pretty girl dreamed about me, you guys...
>>72898413Same. I used to be kind of good looking back in the day and I squandered it with cowardice. And now I'm an old decrepit 28 year old who looks like a cave troll after aging and it's actually over.
>>72898929I'm not going to give you money, woman
Nerissa is the MVP, as usualI hope Kiara will get to bond with the other ENs the next time
>>72898958Please do not call me a nigga. I am not a coon.
Nerissa sure swapped a lot of spit with her
>>72898812kiara is asking about their boyfriends and shitshe wants dirt on them to blackmail latershe's a veteran in the idol industry after allhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVuMdxosePg
>>72898958I barely remember what I ate today.
>>72898958I remember getting being chased by The Mask from the Jim Carrey movie in a Costco when I was a kid.
bread is NOT stupid
Imagine NOT eating bread
>thinks about being lonely>lets go of the button out of sadness
>>72899002Reine
>>72898958They're pretty schizio but I can usually recal the broad details
>>72899053imagine shidding blood
I don’t think I’ve had a nightmare in years
>>72899051>>72899053>breadfags
>>72898958i gave up on hopes and dreams ever since i discovered vtubingmy dream is that my oshi succeeds and i can live vicariously through her and be able to say my $1 SC helped
So the moral of this entire story was that Rissa won?
>>72897675Winter is over, fuck winter, all my homies hate winter.
>>72899087 look at your bank account
>>72899079Imagine NOT shidding blood
>>72899091bread won
>>72898958I once had a dream the Kiara and I were breaking out of prison together with Gura providing tech-support on the radio. We were getting cornered down by the sea-cliffs while she was at an idol-meeting and going back and forth about what the hell we do next when I woke up. Still don't know what crime we committed to get there in the first place; hopefully that gets added on in a future installment.So, to answer your question... 'kinda'.
>>72899033
>>72899087You just don’t remember them. It was all about rape btw.
>>72898958I once dreamt about teleporting to different houses by flushing myself down the toilet. It felt surreal.
>>72899107
>>72899110I miss takobro
[Sad News] I was able to get the 50 minute holobreak achievement after it got nerfed into being a baby game
QUASO
>>72899002Maybe exclude Reine too since that's obvious, so I'll say Mumei
quaso?
>>72899092Based and same. I make enough to support myself working from home while watching streams and I've never been happier.
>>72899166What changed?
>>72898958My most memorable dreams are all nightmares. I vividly remember every detail of 1 nightmare I had from when I was like 5.
Kiara is Amezing!
>>72899087All I ever have are nightmares.
>>72898958I had a weird dream the other day where a gypsy placed a curse on me that makes every woman want to kill me. To get away I jumped into a cab which already had 3 other men in it and when I told them about my situation, they brought me to a gay bar. I couldn't remember anything after that.
ragequit soon
>>72898820based
>>72897701thank you anon but I'll get it together one day for sure
>>72899198Are you ogey?
>>72899204I don't think that was a dream..
>>72899204That sounds like just a regular night to me
I had very few holo dreams over the years.But the two I remember best were super real feeling amazing sex dreams with Mel and one with Matsuri.Neither were my oshi so it's a bit weird but can't control the dreams I guess.
>>72899204>they brought me to a gay bar. I couldn't remember anything after that.Anon got roofied by gay men...
>>72898958For some reason I’m always floating in all my dreams, like Chiaotzu from Dragon Ball. Must be because I’m short. Another recurring element of my dreams is me leaving home without a vital piece of clothing, like shoes or pants!
>>72899204It might be a good thing you don’t remember.
>>72898958I dreamt about having sex with Reine onceDreamt about having sex with Kiara forma de rm
>>72898958I still remember the end of a nightmare I had when I was like 7 or so.Was being eaten alive by a tree in a shopping mal.
>didn't read the hashtag from the Easter streamkek
>>72899107yeah, the amount of money i haven't yet invested is pretty scary
>>72899190you don't get flinched while charging attacks anymore unless the damage would've knocked you down anyway, and the green orbs heal your minions now when you pick them up which I don't think happened beforeI got 52 minutes with Koyori before but I picked LaPlus this morning and got <50 pretty easily
Most of the clips were about the better last two games, where the audio wasn't a big deal.
>>72899229No, but I'll live.
That's a neat idea
>4K on climbing gameIs Kiara's channel cursed? Why is no one watching her play FOTM?
>>72899285Have you tried cumming? Helps with the dreams.
FUCK ITWE'LL DO IT LIVE
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
smart wawa
>>72899308rage games are only buff games if the streamer has funny rages.
AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Good of Wawa not to bother Ame too much
Towa is You.
"""""""""""""""""busy"""""""""""""""
my kirin wife
>>72898958Almost never. The only ones that I've remembered for life are the ones where I had sex. Had sex with a cat girl (it wasn't Okayu), had sex with Kronii, ate out a hot dark skinned girl, and also had a really wild one where I was face fucking a blonde girl like it was a trashy, hardcore porno with lots of spit and makeup spilling.I have very faint memories of other dreams and they're not really worth committing to memory.
Ame is Beeeeeeeeeeee-----zzzzzzzzzzzzz-y!
>>72898958Yeah a couple days ago I had one where I forcefully showered a naked Ayamefriend
Based wawa. I'm proud of her
>>72899308Because she's failed to jump on fotm stuff up until now
>ame is busywith what exactly? oh wait right she's taking care of her useless ass family
>>72899308Frog week kusoge murdered her channel, it's gonna take a while to climb back up to 5k average. This stream should generate some clip engagement which will help,
based wawa
The payoff is the friends we made along the way
>>72898501I think it's just because they know that clumsiness is cute, so they play it up a little
Kiara wants to take responsibility
May you anons have nice dreams tonight!
>>72899219good luck to you, you adorable soul. I wanna hug you, genuinely
>>72899393I want to have sex with your kirin wife.
>>72899382Yeah, Ame is busy with all those streams and projects she's doing. Oh wait...
>>72899448hot
>>72898958Yes, just the other day I dreamt I was a Holo and that no one was streaming on the night I was streaming
>>72899308Huh? Does anyone even have a screen bigger than 4k?
>>72899410her deadbeat mom will be on stream a lot more now that they are living togetheryou WILL simp for her too despite what a piece of shit she is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whk2hj3fx08uuuu
Unity always wins
>>72899410Brother Watson has a sale on crystals that will boost your health tho
>>72899451dreams of rrat ass mating press
https://youtu.be/whk2hj3fx08https://youtu.be/whk2hj3fx08https://youtu.be/whk2hj3fx08
kiara said shes tired of EN being filled with lazy whores
Nice feeling of community
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whk2hj3fx08https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whk2hj3fx08https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whk2hj3fx08
>>72899475I laughed.
BASED WAWA! UNITY ALWAYS WINS
>>72899458Technically, moving counts as a project.
>they eat that shit upYeah honestly, it's fun.
>>72899451I had a brainfart and thought it said 'oy vey'.
Kiara will not be banging kok at meet and greets
>>72899486Don't those fuck up your teeth?
>>72899476>>72899504>>72899511Fauna is gonna talk in her british accent again...
>>72899504>>72899511AW YEAH
>>72899476>>72899504UUUUUFAUNA TODAY
>>72899481Actually, Unreal won.
>>72899448Nerissa would never say this, she'd be proud and even show the egg laying process on stream
>>72899410I really hate Ame's family. They're good for nothing mooches who clearly never gave a shit about her until she started earning good money. Now they go full "aww Ame we love you", especially her shitty mom. I can't blame Ame for giving in cause she's a nice person but fuck she's getting exploited by them so hard
>The fans just eat that shit up
>Takamori literally just doing a mini concertWhat did Cover mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whk2hj3fx08https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whk2hj3fx08FAUNA SOON
Ame has been busy for 2 years and countingYou could get the part time dude that works for me, cut his active time in half and he'd still work more than Ame
what the FUCK wawa
>>72899476>>72899504>>72899511>>72899542FAUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>72899395I once dreamt about having sex with Hinata from Naruto Shippuden. It was my awakening to liking shy girls.
>>72899504Is she gonna get the Bri'ish references? Ela sure didn't kek
https://youtu.be/whk2hj3fx08https://youtu.be/whk2hj3fx08https://youtu.be/whk2hj3fx08British Fauna my beloved
YAKUZANO MATTER WHAT
ZOOM MEET AND GREET LOVE
>>72899486i'll buy 20
>>72899011Don’t scare me like that… I’m 23…>>72898958Yes sometimes… I had a schizophrenic as fuck dream once where there was a creature that looked like a bunch of rings with a stone first, and mosquito wings. It flew down on the table next to me, and after a few seconds I felt a shiver all over, I felt my mind going insane, and then felt like I was being pulled before waking up screaming
>>72899476>>72899504>>72899511>An entire stream of Fauna doing a british accentno….
>>72899486crystal == meth?
>>72899308>>72899379>>72899405>>72899427Wrong thread numberchimps
UPPER MANAGMENT HATE
>>72899562She is weak
>>72899476>>72899504>>72899511DEATH TO LAMDLORDSROBBING TORY CUNTS
MANAGEMENT HATE
Yeah, I remember Ame bringing up doing something like that and getting shot down.
I can get why management doesn't want to deal with that
>>72899410You will like fornite with little brother Watson or hear him in the background playing with Bubba and Mikki
>>72898958I never remember them for long but they're like multiday interconnected stories that continue when I fall asleep and it makes me kind of sad to wake up every day because they're always pretty funIm pretty sure I was married at one point and then it wasn't real anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whk2hj3fx08I love this already
>>72898958
Has Fauna ever cried on stream? Asking for a friend.
yakuza SOON
Dangerous trendsetter wawa
>>72899471why would i simp for mama watson when pekomama exists?
>>72899628She wanted to do hers on discord or something as a charity goal or something, but was very quickly shot down
>>72899604Why didn't you give me a (You)? >>72899475
>>72899662Yes, 3 times.
Kiara is based? Based on what?
BASEDDOPSUPERLIT
Someone was going to send a Niji begging superchat sooner or later
>>72899476>>72899504>>72899511British Fauna my beloved
t. zhang
Based? Based on what?
Wawa...the climbing perms...
>>72899562it's latinos in LA, what do you expect. should just deport all of them
>>72898958I had a dream last night that I married Ririka...
>>72899504>Wawa now>Moona in 1h>Fauna in 3h>Shiori in 4hI'm gonna spend the entire day watching chuubas again...
>>72899653Has Fauna been practicing her british accent?
>>72899702This is bait from /here/ btw
Tangenting wawa strong
>>72899559No, she's denied laying eggs multiple times. But you don't watch her so I don't expect you to know.
On the topic of dreams… goodnight everyone! Remember to enjoy Hololive and not have schizo nightmares!
>>72899720Biboo also in 4 hours and Rissa in 5 hours!
>>72899476>>72899504>>72899511This Fauna stream is going to be trying...
>>72899504>>72899511>>72899542>>72899565>>72899582>>72899653
>>72899731you don't say
>Kiara has maturtedDO U REELY BELEEB
>>72899702What are you using to make this shitpost look so professional
>>72899657a classic
>>72899471We may like evil women here, but not that one.
>>72899662Yeah, she cried due to the ending of Bad End Theater, for one.
>>72899727It's been and amazing arc.
>>72899749Goodnight, rest well.
>>72899702Retard should have made it a pink if he wanted to guarantee getting read.
>>72899562It's not her family, it's just her mom. I guess she's just moving with her little brother and her mom, and you can't blame her little brother because he only goes to school, plays fortnite and watches tiktoks. I don't think she's gonna live with big brother Watson or her aunt, although they probably live close to her
Kiara has taken the zen path
Peak anti-rage
>open Nerissa's climbing stream 2 hours late>she's still in the beginning>open Kiara's climbing stream 2 hours late>she's still in the beginningTHEY ARE
>>72899504Looking forward to hearing her British accent she's going to debut after working hard on it for months innit
If Kiara is above raging, then she should finish Mario 64 and Mario Sunshine
wawa is cracked
>>72899595>the watamate met an angle
>>72899768i bet her pussy is maturing as we speak
brain empty, no thinking,
>numberlings this earlyyikes
>>72899736I stand corrected :(
>>72899731smartest detective
>>72899810BAD AT CLIMBING
>>72899645Reminds of that one Junji Ito short about a guy living years and multiple lives inside his dreams until he slowly withers away.
>>72896899>mori has heart eyes nowis gfe back
>>72899751UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU THATCHER THATCHER MILK SNATCHER
qrd on mama watson? preferably a clip compilation of stuff ame actually said instead of what schizos are inferring
So mario 64 is harder than getting over it and its clones?
>>72899810Dogshit
>>72899810CUTE DUMMIES
THIS IS THE RUN KAELALETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>72899736>Can't lay eggswait, does that mean she is post menopausal?
>>72899831See, Mario platforming is Kiara's real weakness, it just unlocks something real and primal in her.
When is Fauna the selfproclaimed gamer of EN playing some actually challenging games like Soulsborne anyway
>>72899873wolf quest is kino
CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER
Kiara will never be able to finger again
>>72899874watch streams.
>>72899904The only hard FROM game is Sekiro
>>72899810>It's been two hours
>>72899831That is dangerous
>>72899904Fauna isn't into Souls stuff, she's specifically said she's not interested in streaming it.
Kaela...
>Wawa playing Getting Over ItKino
>>72899219Can I adopt you? I’ll cook for you
>Kiara getting over itoh boy
wawa getting in on the hype
What if THIS is all a dream? Am I just imagining you all? Why would I even do that?
efff ohh tee emm
FOTM MENTION
>FOTMKFP should stop teaching her 4chan adjacent lingo
Oh yeah, the Palworld collab that Mori and Gura wanted to organize
>5 seconds over
palworld is FUCKING DEAD
palworldbros....
Kiara was looking at everyone's big asses
Palworldbros....
>>72899904>Fraudna>playing actual gamesLOL LMAO
>>72899897No she's more demon than bird so she gives birth like a human for some reason.
Palworld chama…
>palworld dead>minecrraft deadwhat now?
Kaela overextended by 7 seconds Also fuck off chicken lady
I'm glad Biboo beat palworld before it died
>>72900031Yes, go see your doctor and get your meds. It's getting a bit crowded in your head here.
Wawa love Goober
>>72899219you sound like such a bitch it makes me want to be your friend
NOOOOO SAMETORI
Gura died in Taipei before she could play Palworld with Kiara....
>I missed hanging out with Gura in PalworldIt's cute that Kiara likes Gura so much, but you didn't miss much
gwombus.....
The only actual Gamer of EN is
>>72899859Kind of like that yeah but it's not one big dream all at once, I wake up and fall asleep and it just continues right where it left off I've heard other people have it the same but I dont know if it actually means anything
>>72899904>selfproclaimed>gamer of ENFauna never said that, only other Holos(Mori, Ina, Kiara, Promise) have called her that.
Why does Kaela fear the ult?
I wonder why people can't accept that games can be played through. Not everything has to be played for 10k hours. I killed all towers, catched all pals and bred a godlike lovander. Then it's done.
Why was the Rust arc so much better than the Palworld arc?
I haven't logged into my world in over a month, fuck them pals
>>72899944Sekiro is also their worst game.
>>72899904She'll play it when you kill yourself. Better get started.
>>72900064https://archive.palanq.win/vt/search/text/Fraudna/ok, but what frauds did she commit?
>>72900131Fucker Fauna did self proclaim it
>>72900031https://www.inverse.com/science/can-you-read-in-your-dreamsFun fact: You actually CAN'T read words and letters in your dreams.
Whatever happened to that GTA RP server they were gonna do
>>72899581She also had some of the biggest tits in that series, so that's a good way to awaken your tastes.
FINISH YAKUZA FOR FUCKS SAKE KIARA
I wish we would have gotten Helldivers 2 perms
>>72900174Shit taste and filtered by grandma
red dead bros....
>>72900161palworld 2nd arc will come again when it gets the pvp update
>red dead>witcher>DD2>yakuzaWe're eating good, KFP.
>>72900177Took government grants for the construction of a world tree but never delivered
>>72900195NTA, but Fauna just calls herself a gamer. I've never heard her call herself the "Gamer of EN".
HOLOTALK SOONGIRL STALK SOON
Hololive should start a modded minecraft server for a short Minecraft arc
>Effohteeem
>>72900053FUCK
>witcherYOU WATCH YOUR TONE
Kiara never skips fingering day
>>72900195No, she didn't. You only think that because you want to seethe every day about her.
>>72900177jesas
>>72900196>most people can't read in their dreamsI'm not most people
Red Dead can fuck right off honestly
>>72900177she was late to her stream once
>>72900200Too few players.
>>72900236Revolver, Redemption or Redemption 2?
>>72899581>shy girls.I wsh they existed irl
>>72900226No, it's just it's about one-third of the actual "Souls game" experience. The boss battles are long and boring in addition to being challenging.
kek that scream
>>72900206Then the hack that took over nerfed her tits in Boruto
kiara......
>>72900177>it's a hoomanRORU
>>72900196Jokes on you, I can't read even in real life!
lmao
>>72900161proximity voice chat
>>72900300RDR2. Which will be a good game for Kiara, since she'll get invested in the characters.
SHE HATES IT
>>72900299They do but they're shy
>rage quitgood one
SHE KNEELS
>>72900129I've actually had that kind of experience too. I was in the middle of some kinda dream drama and then my alarm woke me up. Then I went back to sleep and it just continued. What's weird was that when I first woke up, I forgot about it.
smug ass game
Sahur
>>72900031In dreams, as soon as I read something confusing and try to re-read it, it gets all fucked up and I have to give up on reading anything for a while. So now that pattern this for ingsee you tniop understand, you must not be dreaming. Right?
>a bit over 2 hours, better than I expected
CHUMBUDS ARE YOU EXCITED????YOU WILL GET TO SEE A PRERECORDED GURA FOR LITERALLY SECONDS TONIGHTWE EATING GOOD
brave wawa ran away, ran away.
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1775600153506046297https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1775600153506046297https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1775600153506046297https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1775600153506046297Happy birthday, not-quite-default Mori
I'm excited for Holotalk and Girlstalk because Kiara has not done many collabs since returning from her break (besides a few offcollabs)
>>72900282Fuck you I need Kiara to oshi Lenny.
>>72900218SHUTUP MAMATORI
>>72900454That's default 3d mori
Lapsama my friend
>>72900411They're dead dude
Have we even heard from Gura since Taiwan?
Kiara didn't finish GTA 4 main story even if she thinks she did