/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

The ni- surgery...

>Mori getting a knee surgery so she can suck Kiara's cock for longer
Based

KIARA LOVE

I like watching Mori's boobs move around

>>72887217
it's like how current year is the year of linux

I LOVE MORI

wawa

Knee surgery? Is she a pro football player?

>>72887279
Hey same

mori can you stop the 30 minute mushy gushy garbage and tell us what you want to tell us

Okayu's coming to steal your heart

>>72887301
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

Mori is the lactating holo

>>72887301
cuuuute

I get it now, Mori wasn't feminized, she became parasocial for us.

Man, it's getting hot in here...

Why aren’t you horny?

thoughts?

No more call-ins?

Moririn…

Knee surgery huh

>>72887217
MM THE CRISPY...

>>72887301
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

>>72887267
LOVE & LUST

>>72887302
No, but she's built like one.

>>72887330
I just finished masturbating

>>72887301
cuuuuuute

>>72887335
Nah there's still more

>>72887323
SHES /HERE/

Agreed Mori, deadbeats do not deserve empathy

This is my first mori pic

knee surgery sucks but I think elbow surgery is worse

Mori NEEDS Deadbeats

Just so you know, Friends are now illegal in /hlgg/.

>Mori loses sleep thinking about deadbeats
WE
MOTHERLOVING
ARE

>>72887250
>Kiara
>cock

Mori be squeebin for her debbies, she so cute

>>72887344
>2022
Poignant, so true...

>>72887344

>the deadbeats community is full of deadbeats
Calliope Tohsaka…

Damn, I wish I was a deadbeat...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PWOHbz4O3o
wtf why was this on my recommended? I don't even speak spanish

>>72887344
Mori cute ? What happened ???

>>72887267
saex

ITT kissless virgins who will buy any bridge in Brooklyn you will sell them

Lapsama my friend

bla bla bla suisei suisei suisei
there are other members in hololive too who work their ass off mori.
like towa

>>72887369
Eh, at least with elbow surgery you can walk around afterwards and have at least one arm to use
Knee surgery means no walking unless you use crutches

>>72887364
my wife

Kari Kari Karriope.

>>72887439
Tell me more about this bridge

Pippa is gonna call soon

>>72887333
Wawer

>>72887418
Please don't post this, it ruins all of KFP's arguments.

Yagoo’s home for broken girls grows more true every day

>>72887432
Do girls like this exist irl?

>>72887464
why can't Pekora be as sexy as her mommy

>>72887364
Ollie might be the perfect holo (aside from pekora) for this animation, I want to see a full version

>>72887418
congrats, you are a spic.

>>72887439
Brooklyn does have bridges

>>72887215
I like the cosplayer i seen on twitter more

>>72887446
Yeah Towa works her ass off on my penis.

>>72887446
No males.

6TH GEN CONFIRMED
ITS GONNA BE MORI AGAIN

>>72887474
gas yourself phaseshart

Daisenpai of EN

>>72887474
I LOVE PINK WOMEN!!!!!!

>>72887496
KFP already lost once other holos called Bae the best dancer in holo.

>>72887525
you wish. you're the one working your ass off to towas penis and you love every minute of it fag

Myth sure has been on a wild ride

You might say it’s a Journey of a Thousand Years

>>72887418
BAE FUCKING WON

>>72887496
>Kiara is humble while Bae is arrogant
really shows why Kiara has been inclining while Bae continues to plummet

>>72887474
Buy a fucking ad, plappafag

>>72887344
>2270
Where can I find this Gozaru? For research purposes of course.

>>72887502
Nobody that big would go no bra. It’s hell for their back.

what secret will mori take to the grave

btw, what happened to the Mori project that got teased at the end of Connect the World,

>>72887510
Unlike Baltimore

>>72887550
All Bae has is Towa, Kiara has the rest of the company.

>>72887590
I ate it

>>72887411
Wtf is that Kaela clip?

They don't call her Mori "Carry the" entire EN branch for nearly 3 and half years"-Ope for nothing

>>72887587
Whether she framed her signed Suisei CD

You have to give it to her, the whole HoloEN thing could've ended up disastrously bad, A LOT of things were stacked up against HoloMyth in the beginning.

>>72887568
Won what?

>>72887569
Which one was the one called the best dancer in holo by other holo members, KFP?

>>72887393
Yes, that is what a chicken is called.

>>72887533
>>72887574
Mori likes Pippa, Fauna too, why don't you?

>>72887622
ooof

>>72887446
Mori is one of the biggest Hoshiyomis in Hololive, she just hides it super well

>>72887590
It was re-teased at the end of 5th Fes

>walk into Mori’s home
>she has a fully modelled sex doll of you

>>72887586
WHEN IS THE SEX
ZETA AND KAELA COUPLE COSPLAY HAS TO END IN SEX

We didn't find out what the sponsored thing Kiara went to Canada for was yet did we

>>72887624
Kiara.
>Gura
>Mori(Like 5 separate times, and said Kiara inspired her to dance more)
>Bijou
>Mumei(Wanted dancing lessons from her)
>Bae
>Laplus
>Choco
>Aki
>Korone
>Nerissa
>Moona(Called Kiara the best dancer in hololive)
>FWMC
>Suisei
>Ollie
>Zeta

>>72887418
KFP on suicide watch

>>72887624
Kiara?

>>72887586
Does it work ? Crossdressing after getting dumped can cheer (You) up ?

>>72887637
I would have never guessed

>>72887629
Female chickens are called hens

>>72887586
Have gay sex already

>>72887631
We hate doxxniggers here

I'm excited to hear Go Getters

>Hit the head, and only the head, and always the head at all times
>And bring part breaker 3
>Or you die
So we can all agree Alatreon's designed like shit, yeah?

>>72887631
Phasenibbers really do be delusional.

>>72887622
won a picture of gura. this picture

>>72887643
sex with Ina.

>>72887647
Another Bae L, you love to see it.

>>72887587
She will keep from her family that she likes women

>>72887603
This is their lesbian lovers btw.

>>72887550
Who is the best dancer then?

>>72887658
me on the left

>>72887631
Kys, cancer

What? No more calls? Not even JP? No Watame? No Suisei?

>>72887647
brrats...why doesn't anyone like our oshi?

>>72887609
spit it out

https://files.catbox.moe/ug14m2.jpeg

>>72887664
She admitted on stream that she is in the Suicord lmao.

>>72887631
Kfp hate Pippa for making an extremely minor joke

>>72887693
>2838
kek

>>72887697
Her mom thought she was dating Kiara...

>>72887611
I don't know that exact clip but the topic was onsens and how she had extreme anxiety over ever entering one naked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJju9NBqjMM

>>72887693
>2838
Huh?

>>72887624
Kiara, see
>>72887647

>>72887714
You aren't even watching the stream.

>>72887661
If you need to put your penis in an anus and cum, I think it would

ENTER
SHIORIN

>>72887647
Holy shit, is there anything Bae is good for?

shioriiiin

>>72887735
MINOR YOU SAID?

>>72887637
she and like a dozen other holos. would be more interesting is she was a fan of an actual daisenpai like a-chan

ENTER
BLACK AND WHITE

AMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SHIORI~~~N

Oh no, shiori

SHIOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

ENTER SHIORIN

SHIORI~N

Shiorichama...

Shiorin~

SHIORIN~

SHIMORI

who the hell is that

>>72887666
Kiara is a male chicken. She's way too brightly colored to be a female.
I happen to be a chicken gender identity expert, you can trust me.

>>72887622
Yeah Bae ain't getting that sololive anytime soon lmao

ENTER SHIORIIN

enter

SHIORI~N!

>>72887644
Maybe you and I should cosplay Zeta and Ela? Crazy thought haha

>>72887643
sponsored sex with ina amongst the undisclosed location snow

>>72887620
I mean, Mori definately had a good few stumbles at the beginning that could have ended up pretty bad but luckily didn't.

Enter Shiorin

>>72887550
Kiara already said Bae was the best dancer though? Newfagchama?

SHIIIIIIOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIii~N

>>72887676
Only in multiplayer, solo I just use frostcraft GS to fuck him up

>twinning

>>72887693
>2838
???

>>72887693
>higher dick tier
kek

Post the shiori creature

>>72887843
based humble Kiara giving the runt some pity points

>>72887624
no one until they do a one-on-one step up dance off
with the loser getting raped by the winner

>Shiori+Mori is Shiori
RRAT

Shiori cat is not real

I need to have sex with Mori, Shiori and IRyS all at once

how does Shiori already have better chemistry with Mori than Kiara?

ENTER

just put it on, Mori

>>72887624
Wawa

PUT THEM ON, MORI.

>>72887858

SHIORI IS NOT A REAL CATGIRL THOSE EARS ARE FAKE ADDONS.

I didn't just wake up
What was the big mori announcement?

Shiori actually has those cat ears in hand btw

>Shiori is a Morichad and not a Callifag
Yeah, extra based.

>>72887858

>>72887861
Kiara should give Bae some cunt.

>>72887879
Shiori doesn't have chemistry with anyone

SHIORI CAT EARS ARE FAKE, SHE JUST CONFESSED

>>72887868

>>72887834
Okay, but I get to be Ela and get top bunk

>>72887879
>shiori
>chemistry
NICE JORK

>>72887818
>Kiara is a male
No...

WASSUP MY NYANER

EN seems really into pet play for some reason

>>72887896
Needs to roll the R like Ollie for full points desu

>>72887661

>>72887879
Because Autism and Autism have better chemistry

I never noticed how catlike Shiori actually is

>>72887643
I suppose that's just how much prep and lead time most sponsorships have. just an earlier hint than usual this time

>>72887647
I like how brrats really can't dispute this list.

Does Shiori have black and white pubes?

>>72887879
Kiara is taking biology this term.

So who called in so far?

Mutual petting between Mori and Shiori

>>72887818
The kikkericock..

Mori got the stanky ears.

Reminder Mori is the only one who has ever had an actual solo collab with Shori and it will likely stay that way.

>>72887818
in case you've forgotten, Kiara is actually a phoenix

>>72887889
meds

I want to kiss Shiorin

>Pegora
>the Game Over screen against Alatreon
Ah, home...

>>72887887
kill this thing with fire
>>72887897
sex this thing

Waxy European ears...

Kek, Shiori

>>72887910
Deal

>>72887912
did this really happen on stream or is it an edit

Are all oreo women cats?

>>72887762
>>72887853
Translation fucked up the pronouns. He was talking about the Japanese education system failing to teach him English properly.

THEY ARE

>>72887945
modelwise, she should

>>72887879
>shiori is unlikable
>mori is unlikable
THEY ARE

why are women so gross?

>>72887952
Kiara
Fauna
FWMC
Ina
Now Shiori

>>72887990
It did, not the sound though.

How many times has Peko died to Alatreon?

>>72887967
Haachama...

>>72887939
>his breath smelling slightly of bleach
Wait, what?

>>72887945
Yeah in a checkered pattern like them old school vans.

Novelites, what the FUCK is your oshi talking about?

>>72888001
Mori is objectively more likeable than Shiori

>>72887952
Fauna, Ina, FWMC, and Shiori

>>72887967
Fauna and Shiori will do a 1on1 collab

>>72887939
>12 fucking years ago
aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hlgg that hates /#/ because they compare and shit on holo girls for sure like to compare and shit on holo girls right now

Shimori, what the FUCK are you talking about

>>72887967
chammers....

Reminder to not stick Q-tips in your ears, it's dangerous

>>72887356
To what

>>72887631
Are you sure Fauna likes Grifta?

>>72888029
Bae is not a holo

I always remember an episode of some show where there were dead bugs in some women’s earwax

>>72887967
Rissa...
Biboo

shimori have nice chemistry

>>72887992
Shiori is secretly a mop dog.

>>72887945
Why isn't her left eyebrow white?

>>72887768
>>72887939
Ah, I see! Ass fucking is the key to happiness!

>>72887966
rrat

>>72888029
Trying too hard numbermonkey

>>72888015
wonder if she meant to do that

>>72888024
Anything and everything.

>>72888013
What a shit list, Jesus Christ.

>>72888024

>>72887786
Mori's is super unique because she didn't come into Holo with much of an oshi. Like she just said, she basically had Suisei become her personal friend and oshi simultaneously as someone who inspired her both musically and as an idol

>>72888045
But I just did that...

>ear tip > ear wax > spders in ears
sugoi

>>72888041
>>72888024
>what the FUCK are you talking about-mind

>>72887950
Kek

hi excuse me what the fuck are these two talking about

>Shiori enters
>The conversation got weird very fast
How does it always happen

>>72888047
you're mentally ill
>>/vt/image/q9j_y4-CI2Bsp2XMtoYp6Q

Ear sex with shimori

>>72888064
She is a GOTH.

>>72888045
GET OUTTA HERE SHIORI~N

>>72887631
Mori just chases after anyone with better numbers than her.

you know I made some mori fat jokes in the past, but she is a really sweet and talented girl, isn't she?

how does Hydrogen already have better chemistry with Oxygen than Helium?

>>72887979
I had to grind safi for that on release as a charge blade SAED player. I still stand by alatreon as being more difficult than anything Ive done in any souls game

It's bots, right?
There is no way an actual human would type the same bait over and over for years, right?

>>72887950
She should study my biology

>>72888087
/qa/ lost

>>72888089
who has the flatter chest between suisex and eugene though?

>>72887728
Artist?

>>72888029
its funny because there is a lot of crossover between the two, despite /hlgg/'s insistence that there isn't outside of shitposters

I only use to rim my ear hole

Shiori is a much better conversationalist than Kiara

you're not actually supposed to clean the wax out of your ears at all, it falls out naturally and protects your eardrums

>>72888111
Not really.

>>72888111
yeah

Does Shiori put baking soda and vinegar in her ears?

>>72888029
This Eigo is no jouzu

Shiori always reminds me of these guys

>>72888113
I mean if it’s not bots it’s a script that they refuse to deviate from
6 of one, half a dozen of another and all that

>>72888131
If she was, her numbers wouldn't be so shit.

>>72887941

>>72888130
ayo

>>72887879
Autistic Americans who spent a lot of time on Tumblr in their formative years

>>72888113
They are called schizos for a reason anon.

>>72888111
fat is good.

>>72888076
A hypocrite

>>72888087
Come here and let us have sex together.

>>72888130
>rim
Heh

Mori and Shioris collab in a couple days is gonna be weird

Pekora gave up...for now

>>72887966
Phoenixes aren't real bro, she's obviously a rooster, she's just trying to throw us off the fact she feeds people her own kind

>>72888112
>how does Hydrogen already have better chemistry with Oxygen than Helium?
Hydrogen and oxygen readily form stable compounds due to their differing electronegativities and valencies, enabling the formation of molecules like water (H2O) through strong covalent bonds. In contrast, helium's inert nature and complete valence shell make it less chemically reactive, limiting its ability to form compounds with oxygen.

>>72888111
>sweet
nah
>talented
LMAOOOOOO

>Shiori mentioned the Inner Circle
/shigger/ is melting down...

Takamori really is dead and buried isn’t it?

>>72888131
Shiori is just a crap version of Kiara

>>72888112
Hydrogen has only a single electron and can bond easily with others since they can fit into different chemical structures
Heliumkeks can get fucked

Shiori thinks up the weirdest shit kek

Everyone should check if ear clinics are covered under their work benefits package because I go and get a deep canal clean and I can hear 3 times as well for the next few months

>>72888020
He was making crystals

>>72888137
but it's smelly?

>>72887952
Wawa, Fauners, Courage and Scoob, Inners, Oreo.

I want my cute feminized Mori back

>>72888214
Mori is incapable of keeping ships, not surprised.

THEY'RE BUDDIES

>>72888111
She should eat more sweets, haha.

>>72888214
Kiara ditched that leech a long time ago.

I’m not your buddy pal

>>72888113
Copying other's posts isn't hard

>buddypal

MAAAN WOULD LISTEN TO SHIORI ALL DAY
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP KEEP TALKING KEEP TALKING KEEP TALKING KEEP TALKING KEEP TALKING

>>72888112
Deathnotebros, are they perhaps too friendly?

Kek shiori is fucking hilarious

>>72888137
And if you get too much build up, wipe the excess when you get out of the shower with a tissue

>>72888137
Uh huh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX1ezxFgwiw

>>72888087
Fauna being in that list automatically makes this falseflag unbelievable

I can’t believe that I ever thought Mori and Kiara were good friends…

>>72888137
if you aren't then why the fuck is it so itchy if you don't

>>72888081
Yeah, she noticed when transitioning to her room and then went back to readjust herself so the eyes lined up.

>>72888102
drink bleach phasenog. stop spamming your doxxsagi-adjacent whore in our thread.

Lmao does Shiori know who made that sans copypasta?

>>72888111
She eats enough sweets thank you.

I once had a huge buildup of wax in my ear that the doctor had to get out with a syringe full of water.
It felt so freeing when it all came out.

Very subtle switch form Bae to Shiori anons

These two should have seggs wid each oder.

>>72888214
See you at the Takamori con

>>72888214
>Mori
>able to hold onto friendships
how new are you?

>>72888111
you make it sound like fat is a problem

>>72888166
Zetsu?

>>72888029
que?

>>72888296
yeah and IRyS and me

>>72888293
ESL.....

>>72888212
Please I don’t want to hear about pi bonds and anti pi bonds this early in the morning. You’re haunting me with memories of college and grad school.

@EVERYONE
@EVERYONE
@EVERYONE
@EVERYONE
Z...ZEHI...

>>72888230
Bro I’m incapable of not using cotton buds on my ears everyday I’ve gotten 3 ear infections these past few months because I just can’t stop:

>>72888296
Dats a radder good idea

>>72888302
Man, I wish I could go but flying out to fucking Thailand is a big ask

>>72888214
Mori has always been the weak link in Myth friendships.

Would you forward a chain email from your oshi?

>>72888114
Honestly I gave up on that fight because of chucklefuck pugs and the feeling that the fight is impossible to clear in time if you're not constantly tenderizing.

>>72888291
I had to have that done once too. I constantly felt like I was underwater until the blockage was cleared.

>>72888302
>Management mandated bullshit
Yeah no, Mori has much closer friends in Holo now. That Kiara call in was awkward af.

Mori had way more religious chain mails then I did.

Shiori cute ?

>>72888029
Well, why don't you go back?

I remember the ones that said if you didn’t copy paste it to your FF.net profile a ghost would kill you.

>>72888137
How come some people go near deaf with too much wax then?

>>72888296
based and same

>>72888296
yeah, shiori wants to play the 'you're my pal' game

>>72888214
They unironically, unequivocally, inextricably, ARE

>>72888045
I had to go to urgent care and have my earhole flushed with concentrated laxative to remove an oxidized wax plug, I know

Mori...

>>72888241
why does my own ear wax smell sweet though?

Mori that happens in Finland

>>72888356
>mori
>friends
kek

I can't believe mori has to threaten people to get them to join her totsu, grim

reminder not to report any of the on-cooldown samefagging, numbershit or other schizos, they're important part of the thread

>>72888213
Shut up, deadbeat.

i think shiori unironically drops moris IQ

>>72888356
Hardly Kiara's fault Mori is shit at talking.

Moricchi, your geography reps...

>>72888365
It’s like those old Candlejack posts
Pretty silly right, no way those wou

>>72888275
By the time you realize you have earwax buildup, it is already "too late"...

gosh mori I wonder why your vision is so bad

>>72888386
This is early Tumblr Moom instead of Myspace Moom like she has now

Takamoribros, why is Mori having so much more fun talking to girls that aren’t Kiara? Was are ship built on a lie?

I never once got chain mail. What does that say about me?

Mori is the glue

>>72888356
bot post

>@everyone
Mori should learn from her own Holo oshi

DARKNESS
CUM GUARDIAN
SUBMIT

Bae might be traveling right now, but I’m surprised IRyS hasnt called in

>I love the darkness
LAPMORI BROS

Mori lives in darkness? Shiori lives in darkness?
They are?

>>72888293
It's Kiaraschizo
>>72888405
Not the first time meidos enabled Baeschizo/Kiaraschizo
They're pathetic

>>72888401
Reaper

>>72888405
I haven't had this happen a single time yet, and I do the needful quite a bit

The experiment is how long for me to knock her up

I have a lot of windows in my home so I never turn on the lights until the sun goes down.

>>72888356
Mori is only friends with her pet e celebs

Shiori is experimenting on you at night in her house? ayo?

>>72888280
Because the bacteria want to infect your bloodstream.

>>72888405
I gave up on reporting posts on this board long ago. There's clearly an agenda at play.

Nah, yellow light is where it's at.
White light makes me fucking stressed.

Big pale ploinkers

>>72888364
Mad because you're a hypocrite?

>>72888458
SOON

I think these women should just yap endlessly about random bullshit

>>72888214
DEAD and BIRD********

>>72888457
IRyS prefers Flare

>>72888452
BASED SUISEI. PESTER THEM AT ALL TIMES OF THE DAY.

>not a single JP called
Wow, Mori sure is loved by all her JP senpai

>>72888452
I think another blue woman learned from her...

>>72888504
lucky for you they have another yapping stream scheduled for this weekend

FUCK THIS THIS FUCKING SUCKS I SUPPORTED TAKAMORI FOR FUCKING YEARS EVEN DURING THE SHITFEST THAT WAS 2021 MORI ISNT ALLOWED TO BE BETTER FRIENDS WITH A HOLO THAT ISNT KIARA FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>72888478
I did and just started hiding posts instead.

>>72888501

>>72888457
Ah, thats a fair guess, Bae did say she was getting up early today

shiorin cheeks pressed against my face

Jwu

Did ame or gura call in

Who's left to call-in? I wanna go to bed.

>>72888522
/qa/ lost

I see the usual suspects are seething at Mori happiness again