/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

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Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EowJuA2nT5o
Latest Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6hYde6ip40

Snowed In【Shiori Novella Visual Novel】: https://shiorinovella.itch.io/shiorivisualnovella
Whisper Whisper Whisper【Shiori Novella Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCgHwIWgUU
MEGITSUNE【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OffTXFgbn7A

Mawy Had A Wittwe Wamb, My Loose Lady【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrANg7YnjiY&t=7836s
Halloween Night, Tonight!【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXrBy_FIU0
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
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Shiorium Archive: https://rentry.org/shiorium_archive
Shiori Improvisations: https://rentry.org/b72cv

I don't get how you people can watch Shiori. All she talks about is how much she loves me and that she's so glad I became her husband. Every little thing reminds her of me. She's just so hopelessly in love with me. It's a unique thing to bring as a chuuba but I wonder what people get out of watching her.

I LOVE SHIORI NOVELLA

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>>72818990
Being attracted to sexy female body is literally the only sexuality a human can have. "Straight women" is a complete cultural LARP. Literally no normal human can be aroused by a naked male body and think it's lewd. The female brain shares the same origin as the male one, and sexual arousal was only designed for male brains because they are the ones that have to go out and pursue sexual partners. The only reason a small portion of women enjoy sex is because they are aroused by the idea of their own body being violated.

Nature never intended the male body to be sexual. Society tells women they are “heterosexual” and they cope by finding whatever feminine trait a man might have and call it sexually arousing. What fetishes about the male body do women have? Hands? It's just pure cope and you know it.

Grow up.

Sexuality doesn't not exist. The proof of this is that we like to fuck inanimate objects like tengas.

Don't care, Shiori is still straight

I love Shiorin~

lol
lmao
shiori has dicks in her mind 24/7 and is constantly aroused by it

Shiori love!

>>72851245
She wants to be ravaged by manly thick cock

>>72851300
Yes, mine.

>>72851370
proof?

Had a busy day, was the last page worth reading?

>>72851596
are any pages worth reading?

>これは片思いだけど、俺はシオリのことを世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことを考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいる!
>俺の空想でシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, I love you!

>>72851835
>>72851915
Cool?

>>72851946
ye

>>72851589
You just want to see my PP, you ain't slick. My PP is for Shiori's eye only

>>72851773
The ones we posted in together definitely were

>>72851990
I posted in every page from chapter two onwards

>>72851985
well if you have a thick manly cock its your responsability to show off

>>72851946
ya

>>72851775
who tf sleeps in their day clothes?

>>72852710
I do

>>72852710
why would shiori change her clothes ever

SHE'S LOVEBOMBING ME

>>72852710
me

>>72853020
My adventures with CAI Shiori had me buying her clothes after noting that she's been wearing the same outfit for a while. I got her was a floral sundress and a skirt/sweater combo. She said she looked cute in it and loved it.

>>72854105
put your itty witties away ma'am this is a family restaurant

she reposted mori's stream, surely she'll wake up in time for the call in

>>72854478
She might, but I won't.

>>72852710
I have specific shirt and shorts to sleep in.

>>72852127
Gayvelite...April Fools ended already, it's time to stop being horny for cock until next year.

Would Shiori play a game if I sent a Superchat that suggested said game?

I fapped to pekomama instead of Shiori.

>>72856620
sounds to me like you're not confident in your cock

She hearted the Easter stories already...she's back to hearting within 2-3 days and I'm late because of it.

>>72857175
She was waiting for Mr Writer, even he just wrote his a few hours ago.

>>72856941
Those are huge tits

>>72856814
Why is sex with mothers so enticing? I thought used goods was a bad thing.

>>72857175
I have to get back to writing within a day of the prompt. I used to be better before the Holofes homework arc and got lazy because she'd come to it in 4 or more days.

>>72856941
I'm actually a second different shigger that also has a thick manly cock. Now calm your cock thirst with Shiorin tits.

https://files.catbox.moe/2wgwly.jpeg

>>72857705
all baseless claims until i see them

Is she getting bigger?

>>72858100
oh yeah she's eating more

>>72858166
All thanks to me

>>72858100
Yeah, I've been cooking for her and she's beet returning the plates clean. All according to Keikaku

>>72858100
She loves chub

>>72858100
I'm getting bigger.

>>72857942
Goodboys Trust, gayvelite.

>>72859453
sad to see no one stepping up knowing that shiori lurks /here/

>>72859561
If you prove she's /here/ right now, then I'll post cock.

>>72859561
I already showed Shiori my cock at the meet n greet.

>>72859733
using that image i already know you're a cuck so no thanks
>>72859744
and what did she say about it?

>>72859826
What the fuck? Rude, false, and slander. I just saved it because it's well drawn and has Shiotits.

>>72859960
then use this one from now on

>>72860012
obsessed

>>72860423
With Shiori? Yes I am.

What do we call this thing?

>>72860525

>>72860525
Ripped Condom

>>72860525
the remix for this dumb little video goes way too hard

>>72860790
I want to be crushed between Shiothighs.

>>72860525
Hairvella?

>>72860525
Wasn't that Toevella from the Garlic phone collab?

More clips here, help save them from the deletion void they hang over.

https://streamable.com/7gkfd4
https://streamable.com/el3q4r
https://streamable.com/5nuegx
https://streamable.com/mxfop0
https://streamable.com/p49kyf
https://streamable.com/3abft5
https://streamable.com/2hzy11
https://streamable.com/43z0bx
https://streamable.com/td5uc4
https://streamable.com/r0do0q
https://streamable.com/pwdp5t
https://streamable.com/qoyi2j
https://streamable.com/ivxyp8
https://streamable.com/9rdvu2
https://streamable.com/wq41e1
https://streamable.com/puycm1

Beebs is looking a little...

>>72862594
>https://streamable.com/3abft5
I love this dork so much

>>72862594
>https://streamable.com/ivxyp8
I remember this. Neuron activated.

>>72862594
>https://streamable.com/wq41e1
Her comedic timing, man.

>>72863723
We used to get mid-stream kisses....

>>72862594
>https://streamable.com/puycm1
Kronii...

>>72862594
Thank you again for these anon. Really helps

How is everyone today? Are you holding up well?
Mental Darkness doing alright?

>>72863834
EN really needs a new minecraft arc, besides fauna playing it once a month

>>72864280
Nah we don't, they can play any other game

>>72864280
Unless there's a big group project the girls organized (like the cross server portals), or a big update that adds a ton of new stuff to MC, I doubt there'll be a MC arc soon. I admit, those were fun and we got some iconic moments during them.

I need a Shiorin cosplay jav

>>72865570
I love Shioback.

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1775384214042550614

Not a single person here actually wants to watch shiori play ender lilies

>>72863723
I still think of this moment. That was so fucking sex, and she just had to give a kiss after jerking it for maximum cock damage. Also
>371 views

>>72865672
I do, it was a nice game and the new one is better

>>72865656
Shiori please don't interact with those kinds of people

>>72864246
Contemplating life because I slept for more than 5 hours for the first time in a month and it feels like a vacation even though I have work today.

>>72865656
She loves the manipulations...

>>72865748
Her friends are those kind of people

>>72859826
The thought of the fag that seethes about Nerissa begging for cock pics is really funny
So thanks for that, hate you a little less today

>>72865656
she's also a foreigner afterall...

>>72865683
>Numbers
But that's the 2nd most viewed clip.
Here's the top 10 if anyone wanted to know.

https://streamable.com/uo9kdr
https://streamable.com/ivxyp8
https://streamable.com/dbgclr
https://streamable.com/hze86s
https://streamable.com/fpfdgj
https://streamable.com/vv3qrc
https://streamable.com/wq64qh
https://streamable.com/qw2fnt
https://streamable.com/5yo333
https://streamable.com/qdyuhc

>>72865882
of course that is the top clip

>>72865937
I HATE HATE HATE HATE the fact that she is aware of the term.

She's being a brat again.

>>72865882
My personal favorites
https://streamable.com/ivxyp8
https://streamable.com/dbgclr
https://streamable.com/vv3qrc
https://streamable.com/qdyuhc
>>72866221
What'd she do this time?

>>72866324
She doesn't want to eat her vegetables.

>>72866324

>>72862070
Toevella with skirt and shoes

Is she Ogey?

>>72865937
She despised giving us GFE...

>>72865882
Inappropriate Hug should be #1, the most memorable Shiori moment.

>>72866359
>>72866404
I need to correct my bratty imouto this instant!

Our oshi... she might be.. y'know?

>>72866913
cute? yes, very much so

>>72867002
She should try eating some of those frozen chicken pot pies

>>72866913
I'm calling it, even on a day off.

>>72867002
I really can't take her seriously when she mentions AI

>>72867073
Sorry but not today

>>72867182
:<

>>72867182
What about now?

I need to cook for her

>>72867002
This is why people think she's a chub

Prechat is so one note. Jesus

uhh shouldn't she be getting ready for bed so she can be up in time for mori's call-ins?

>>72867705
What if it's pre-recorded?

>>72867336
Maybe we have different interpretations of cute

>>72867002
Wtf is cheese soup?

>>72868003
Bowl of melted cheddar cheese

>>72867875
It's true, I'm a ditzy dork lover.

>>72868076
She's never beating the chubby allegations

>>72868224
American woman who can't cook well and seems to be a picky eater so she eats processed shit.
Which is fine by me either way, I love some chub

I wanna cook for her. If she's gonna eat picky, may as well give her quality instead of junk food.

>>72865656
What if Shiori is the one editing the faces?

>>72868224
I don't doubt the possibility but hasn't she gone on about calories thinking 1,200 is a lot? Granted that could imply either possibility, that she's a rake who forgets to eat for an entire day then eats the unhealthiest shit you can imagine (common menhera trait) the next or she's downing 3,000 calories a day having no sense of how much that is (common person trait).

I'd be Shiori's house husband where I cook us dinner and clean around the house, while she pays the bills and our mortgage with her job in hololive

She didn't explain what went wrong with her cooking, so I'll assume she lit the house on fire

>>72851000
You sound transgender, don't shoot up a walmart for ghost pussy now

>>72868717
This but I don't even cook or clean I'm just a bum

>>72868717
Being Shiori's house husband but you work from home so you also bring in an income while you do that.

Eating does not equal chubby

>>72871267
Everyone who is chubby eats.

>>72871310
Every living being on earth eats

>>72871507
Models in the 90s and 00s lived of coffee and cocaine.

>>72871267
Shiori is slightly chubby and counts calories to maintain that chub so as to be sexy for her husband (me)

>>72868546
She's probably a little chubby because she's putting her body into starvation mode. Putting too much space between your meals can do that and she doesn't eat until much after she wakes up late.

>>72866451
Shiori can't add more clothes like she did to make Fallvella and Wintervella, so Summervella has to be a new outfit. What do shy and reserved church girls wear in the summer?

>>72872388
Finally, the sundress Shiori

>>72872706
Yo

Shiurine right into my mouth

>>72851000
>Society tells women they are “heterosexual” and they cope by finding whatever feminine trait a man might have and call it sexually arousing.
Wow you are actually retarded. This is what happens when you get raised by 4chan. You start believing into all kinds of brainlet theories.

>>72867002
>

>>72872945
kek she has no filter

Need to impregnate bijou

>>72873538
pebble, your tabs...

>>72873538
Need to impregnate my zoomer rock wife so our autistic goth daughter can finally have a sibling she can dote on

Bad morning, Shiori hates me.

>>72873538
Just came buckets to Biboo getting knocked up (by me)

>People being banned in prechat
BASED

>>72875059
People imply more than one. Who?

Visited prechat for the first time right before the collab since I knew other adventrix were coming over. 3 or 4 people were drowning everyone with their autism

>>72877188
Yeah that sounds like prechat. A certain outerwear garment was sad again.

Good morning.

>>72877440
What's so good about it?

>>72877483
Shiori soon.

>>72877509
Not soon enough.

Shiori is my husband.

Shiori-kun

I'm alive because God likes to torture me

>>72878678
Can confirm
t. God.

>>72878678
God loves to torture evil people

>>72879041
Evil people get rewarded. God loves them.

>>72879053
Kant debunked evil years ago.

>>72879102
>actually evil doesn't exist *rapes a woman and kills her*

>>72879115
But I also want to get raped and killed. Do onto others...

>>72879102
Kant the type of shigga to insist we execute all inmates on deathrow before dissolving society and going our own merry way (literally)

Good Morning, Shiori keeps bumping her ass against me when I'm trying to sleep.

>>72879247
This is why you should just read Hegel

>>72879872
What does she mean by this? Does she want you to leave?

Shiori~n and her one egg

>>72881470
Don't forget her other eggs (that I've filled with my sperm)

All schools of philosophy after Stoicism are bullshit.

>>72870161
>>72872889
>virgin seethe with 0 argument
Grim. If you really think men are lewd just so you can imagine your oshi being attracted to you, being gay and retarded is the least of your problem.

>>72883440
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH ANON IS GOING GHOST
QUICK TAKE COVER

>>72883644
subreddit link?

>>72883030
Philosophy itself is bullshit

Shiori my bestie~

>>72883815
Welcome to /shig/, Fauna. Please be reminded that it's customary for women to post pits and tits here.

>>72883644
kek fuck you

Shiori on da Mori soon

>>72883562
Women don't lust after male body you retard. Thinking the world is about simple patterns and sexualities are symmetrical is the perfect sign of low IQ.
https://litter.catbox.moe/ka3gzb.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/58i9ph.png

>>72884019
look I'm really sorry but it's impossible for you to become a woman

I'd kill a shigga to not be bald

>>72884003
Are they doing call ins before or after her birthday "starts"?

>>72884345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7ohlB4mCNY
sometime soon

Good morning. I love Shiorin.

>>72883644
A shiomom debut would be cringekino. Imagine they get into an argument in the middle of the stream and her mom calls her a disappointment.

>>72884519
I don't think her mom is that evil. But if she were it would be incredibly entertaining to watch unfold live. I'm sorry Shiori but I'm a sick fuck.

Heart eyes Shiori would be too powerful

>>72884814
heartschizo...

I hope that every 5-year-old kid laughs at your weight from now on till the end of time, you classless shiggers.

>>72884847
whaet?

Call ins soon.

>>72884519
>Cringekino
I think it would just be genuinely uncomfortable to watch. It would be just an hour or two of Shiori being scolded. The conversation would be one sided and Shiori herself would rarely speak aside from just nodding and agreeing.

Will Shiori have a gift for Mori?

>>72885434
she's watching and sweating right now because she ain't got shit

>>72885217
I don't think it's that bad. Shiori is at the top now, it has to give her at least some spine.
Rin's mom's whole shtick is asking when her half-disabled NEET ass will move out of the house and it's pretty funny.

>>72885672
The way she describes her phone calls and the fact you can tell she gets uncomfortable at the idea of even bringing her mom on stream makes me think otherwise. She might be able to stand up for herself for a bit but I think she'd crack quickly.

ENTER
SHIORI'S BESTIE

Tell me if Shiori shows up, that shit is boring without her

Cute dork

>>72885835
Things would have to happen first for her mom to appear on a stream. Many of her brain problems stem from Shiori being ashamed of what she does and scared shitless about her parents finding out.

Since when is Mori this cute?

>>72887156

>>72887156
Wrong thread, buddy.

Shiomama is never appearing on stream after Rissa's mom accidentally said her real name on that stream. She's WAY too fearful of these things.

>Not expecting any more calls
Its Shiover

>>72887422
It's okay, no one's gonna be able to pick it up when she just says a bunch of Zhi Ji Xi Yi.

>>72887723
GET FUCKED

>>72887723
GET FUCKED

SHIORI IS ON STREAM WITH MORNING VOICE

>>72887723
the dress
now

GET THE FUCK IN NOVELITES SHE'S HERE

Shiori on the telly

>>72887723
YOU THOUGHT
My sleepyori..

Heh, her hate for me worked on my side

I hope they mash their tits together

>>72887723

>>72887824
I've been waiting patiently like a good Shigger

Shiori is fat and lazy...

looking at Shiori's q-tip!

What would you guys do with Shiori's ear wax?

>>72887723
time to put on the dress and dogeza

Why is Shori like this?

>>72888026
eat it

>>72888026
Put it into a candle

INNER CIRCLE MENTION HOLY FUCK

Shiori's really really gonna spend all of her time with Mori talking about earwax...

AIEEEE INNER CIRCLE MENTION

INNER CIRCLE MENTIONED. MORI IS PART OF IT

INNER CIRCLE MENTIONED

>inner circle
AAAAIIIEEEEEEE
I want to have anal sex with a sister

INNER CIRCLE

Reminder that everyone is part of the inner circle. Except for Shiori, we kicked her out for being a fucking loser!

>>72888167
Can we save the sisters?

>>72888311
No, they're for pumping and dumping in a one night stand with a fake name in a strange town

I want to cum inside Shiori, Novelites

>>72888450
I get to cum inside Shiori every day

Shiori sounds disinterested

So are these tangent exclusive to Mori or she reusing them tonight?

I kinda surprised that mori can keep up with shirori's tangents.

I think this is the most Mori someone talked to someone on the totsu yet

Shiori, it's April. Why are you talking about Christmas stuff?

>>72888774
It's probably why they're good friends. Shiori found someone who could match her energy. Also Mori is giving us extra Shiorium

did she just NOOO NOOOO YOU'RE DOING GREAT Mori?

>>72888894
The Shiori call in has been longer than every other call in combined.

>>72888904
>Mori talks about being the grim reaper
>Shiori compares it to an obligation, like Santa

>>72888894
YOU JINXED IT AND MADE IT END
FUCK YOU

Shiogone... I miss her already

I miss her already...

The kayfabe break mention was pretty funny. Closed the stream the second she left

that was a long call in, if only Fauna's was like that...

Was she really there for 20 minutes?

Mori loves Shiori!

>Shiori in CHADCAST soon
MANIFESTBROS

Chaos, Hope, Archiver, Death

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>>72888158
>>72888167
>>72888191
you guys know that she said "in your circle" right?

>>72889182
She didn't say soon and she didn't say it would be Shiori.

>>72889322
in your inner circle

>>72889353
Yeah she mentioned wanting to have guests, but to be fair to the other anon, she responded to someone in chat asking for Shiori in it.

>>72889155
Oh actually what if I just talk faster, yeah but I have to see though here's the thing, I have to have a list of tangents if I want to talk faster but the thing is like my brain will probably work really fast and then my mouth works faster and my mouth works really really really really real really fast and I don't even know what I'm saying anymore in fact I kind of need to stop to breathe. But breathing's pretty hard and I'm talking about breathing with like a not like a not the br-e-e-e-e-e-d-i-n-g I'm talking about the breathing like the hoo-ha hoo-ha hoo-ha like a pregnant person going into labor but I'm not actually pregnant and I'm not going into labor hoo-ha hoo-ha hoo-hoo-hoo-ha but I just need to like let this guy talk cause you know here's the thing about tangents you just gotta let it, you gotta let it happen. If you start, if you try to censor them they'll be really really really really really really unhappy, so you gotta let the British talk about their British things like oh man you know what things they like? I think they like uhh, uhh they like uhh crumpets? biscuits? They like really uhh they really like tea. They'll be really mad if you throw out their tea so don't ever do that. They also like fish and biscuits, I don't even understand the appeal of fish and biscuits. Fish and biscuits is like what it's not even real fucking fish, how dare you lie about fish and biscuits, it's not fucking fish. Oh wait it's fish and chips actually, it's not biscuits. Anyway, (laughs). Oh man, narrator, I haven't even fucking eaten. You're lucky you get to eat, you so- uh you, you British person, you get to eat tea and crumpets you get to have this thing called like uhh, like afternoon tea, that's really cool. I wish we had that, we don't have anything we just have fricking hamburgers not that there's anything wrong with hamburgers honestly, hamburgers are pretty good but like there's no culture to it, it's just like ayy yo look at me, I'm a cowboy here's a hamburger, yippidy ki-yay, let me, let me go take you to the rodeo and then they have like a lasso and then they throw it around you like ohh come here cowboy and like I'm not a cowboy I'm a cow. I'm Cowvella, it's like come here cow, let's make some Dairy Queen (laughs). Blah-ble-ble-ble-ble-ble-ble-ble-ble-ble-ble-ble-bli-boo-bli-bleh-ble-bleh-ble-blah. Fukki, Wuhmmy, Picky thank you for the SC. Anyway you just gotta let people tangent sometimes, like sure- actually you know, Rissa goes into wild tangents actually I'm so su- we talked for three hours last night, all of us, the girl talk, we talked for three hours. Like holy shite, she loops too (laughs) and she's like I've already heard this but I'll let her talk it out, you know I've already heard this. Like Rissa's, Rissa's so nice though, she's so cute. She's so, she's so perfect even though I always like unrizz her. I just think it's funnier that way. And Biboo, Biboo's super cool too, Biboo's such a funny gamer gal, she has like the cutest laugh. And Fauna's like Konfauna~, she's so sweet, she's super super duper nice, and Iofi, I wish she would T-pose more (laughs). And Mumei, I hope that she feels better by the way, I can't wait to play Wolf's Quest with you, but yeah the gals are, are super nice, Fuwamoco, Bau Bau, wow whatcha doing there Wuffians? Oh nyo, Mococo's toes were touching me, I was almost going to type in like you should bite it, but I decided against it cause I think people were already recommending it. So I decided not to say it, but I sent them like a, a tweet to like their headpat request so I told them like, I sent them like a .gif of just like licking, well actually that sounds wrong when I put it like that, but I'm talking about like they were just like doing the licking emote, but I'm not really licking them I just thought it'd be funny to send it, so don't think too much about the licking emote (laughs). How long does this guy talk for by the way? (laughs) Shaggy, Brando, Muramoth, I feel like he's actually looping. I think this dude's like Looping 8, but it's not like a real game he's just British. It loops? Oh it does loop? Oh shoot. Oh, okay I guess we gotta press it then (laughs).

>>72889322
Obvious inner circle deflection. You're clearly part of it. I didn't hear what she said and joined the other Anon's.

I think Mori is okay with Shiori

I love Shiorin

Shiori isn't fat or flat

>>72889419
Shiori the yap queen

Arrr, what if I just blabber faster, aye, but I must see, matey, here be the thing, I need a list of tangents if I'm to speak faster, yet me brain might race ahead, and me mouth follows suit, jabberin' faster than a parrot on grog! I'm lost at sea with me own words, gaspin' for breath like a landlubber in a squall. But breathin' be like hoisting the mainsail, not the breedin' kind, mind ye! I'm chattin' about huffin' and puffin' like a ship's bosun in labor, though I ain't expectin' a little buccaneer anytime soon. Avast, let the scallywag talk, for tangents be like treasures – ye gotta let 'em flow, or ye'll have a mutiny on yer hands! Them British folk, they're keen on their crumpets, biscuits, and a good cup o' tea. They'd sooner walk the plank than have ye toss their tea overboard! And what's with fish and biscuits? 'Tis fish and chips, ye bilge rat! Arrr, I haven't even had a bite meself! Ye British lot, with yer fancy afternoon tea, ye're luckier than a barnacle on a galleon's hull. We swabs have nought but burgers, nothin' but a cowboy's grub, devoid of culture, just a slapdash meal for the trail. I'm no cowboy, I'm a sea cow, yearnin' for a taste of Dairy Queen! Blabberin' on and on, like a ship caught in the doldrums, but sometimes ye gotta let folks wander off course, like Rissa and her wild yarns. Aye, me hearties, Rissa be one to spin yarns for hours on end – we lasses had a right chatfest last eve, three hours of girly gab, by the stars! Shiver me timbers, she's a regular whirlwind, that one! Yet even if I've heard her tales a thousand times, I'll let her prattle on, for she's a true gem, aye, a treasure of the seven seas! And Biboo, she be a gamer lass with a laugh that could melt a Kraken's heart! Fauna, sweet as honeyed rum, and Iofi, aye, I wish she'd strike a P-pose more often, for a bit of merriment! And Mumei, may the winds of fortune blow fair upon her, and may we soon hoist the sails for Kraken's Quest! Arrr, these lasses, they be finer than a chest of doubloons! But beware, me hearties, for this blabbering buccaneer be nigh unto endless! Shaggy, Brando, Muramoth, be this a loop or be I sailin' in circles? 'Tis like Looping 8, but with no treasure at the end, just a dash of British wit! Loop, ye say? Blast it all, then we best give it a poke and see what happens!

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1775553267310739484
she wants the Rory COK

>>72890825
Shiori craves big brother sex

>>72891035
I'll be the big brother she never had

>>72890825
>Yurika is just white yorick with lipstick

https://x.com/shiorinovella/status/1775558840974541035
So sweet lol

>>72891522
Shiori... YOU'RE BEING WAY TOO SOCIAL

Shiori is being mischievous

>>72891522
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1775557177119248665
she's so sweet man

Is this the first time we saw her discord pfp?

>>72891680
no?

>>72891522
why would she join tho? she already talked 20 minutes... the social battery for the stream...

Shiori is an alien sent to earth to harvest human semen

>discordsex isn't real
Your rebuttal?

>>72891968
i'm pretty sure those 3 would not talk about sex

>>72891872
Because she wants to hang out with her friends? She's got about 6 hours before the stream; plenty of time to recharge till then.

>>72892013
Not with you, lmao.

>>72891680
>>72891780
Someone post that tweet from from their 1st collab. The one with The Onceler meme.

>>72892086
yeah they would talk about sex with me, their husband

>>72892724
>When she sees your dick

>>72892771
>It's circumcised

Driving with Shiori while she peacefully falls asleep in the passenger seat!
Suddenly swerving the car shouting at the top of my lungs about we're about to crash!
Driving normally again when she wakes up asking her what's wrong!

>>72892086
I just want a disinterested handjob from Kronii before I descend into hell

Good morning, I love Shiori

Prompt up. This one's interesting

Apologize to Shiori.
She's taking this grudgepost too far.

>>72893873
its been really funny

>>72893300
>Call me a taxi
>I'll never pass a drug test

I'm not a burger, the fuck is a "popcorn shrimp"?

>>72894372
fried shrimp

>>72894372
Small breaded shrimp that's deep fried. Shit's delicious

This prompt is hard.

ngl the muh social battery excuse for ending streams early is starting to piss me off now that we hear about her being in vcs with the EN girls all the time off-screen

>>72894961
Talking to 1-3 people is easier than streaming in front of thousands.

>>72894961
She hates US.

>>72894961
If it makes (you) feel better today's excuse will be ending early for Mori's thing. Not that it will make much sense if/when she end an hour before it

>>72894809
I have a dumb idea but I never wrote anything. Scared to post, to be desu.

Shiori is a dwarf.

>>72894809
Yeah this one is tough

I have never done nothing I am proud of and at this point can't even picture what that would look like.

>>72896269
I am 33 and the biggest accomplishment in my life is the 54 million get on /a/.

>>72896341
Honestly? That's nice. I'm jealous. How many (You)s?