/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>72847592
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>72847612
Amen

>>72847612
Amen

I don't miss gavis bettel. He's ugly and I hate him.

>>72847742
>last membership content Feb 25th
He doesn't miss (You), he thinks (You) are ugly and he hates you.

getting unironically suicidal right now please recommend me a vod to calm me down

>>72848008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZTd0p8g8Vs
lay down on your back in a cool dark room and look up at the stars with the boys

>>72847592
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>TEMPUS/ARMIS VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Armis White Day Voice Packs AND Hololive Island Voice Pack
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH & VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_valentinevoice2024?variant=44491260428508

>hololive SUPER EXPO 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/pages/hololive-superexpo2024-merchlist
https://shop.geekjack.net/pages/hololive-super-expo-2024

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
No new music, do your playlist reps!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

>>72848008
Boys being silly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNGZmGRFVP0

>>72848008
getcherself a dose of mama's meds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYiF4sLHqX4

>>72848008
Look on the bright side, your post number is boob

I thought I was becoming normal but this Japan arc made me yume even harder for him

I know Shinri's whore ass has been sleeping around every day. He can't trick me.

>>72848008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?=8Tpv80nxogs
Come and watch Ruze destroy Walmart produce like how I want to destroy the yids and coons. I don't know what kind of story you have or if you're even White but there is one thing that will always ring true. Your current circumstances are not always going to be set in stone. If you are breathing, if you have limbs to shitpost in this hole, you still have some way of getting back into the game.

>>72848820
his sleepy rambles are too dangerous...

>>72848008
Watch goldbullet cry

Did any anons that go to AB see the artists stand that sold the very smol tempus charms with a black rope, and remember the name of them?
I cant find the Flay that I bought from them...Im scared...

>>72848008
Leader did a cute shashingo stream recently. Very comfy and relaxing https://www.youtube.com/live/DrCI8c2KaLA?si=BB4EEj6zqbY-9iZb

we hate regis altare

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>>72850147
WTF is this real??

>>72850024
>>72850147

>>72823914
>>72824287
ANON WHAT DID YOU DOOOOO

>>72850280
I cannot wait for mama to eat me so I can become part of his flesh <3

>>72849653
Was it a Chinese woman at the table and were they also selling pins of the mascots alongside the extremely tiny tempus members barely bigger than my thumbnail? If so I think I got you. Pic related

>>72849653
Was it this artist? https://x.com/Lenlipui/status/1772437601716248856?s=20

>>72850324
Oops

>>72850324
Jesus kek

>>72850467
>>72850615
Urg....I dont think so....MAYBE the second one but.....still. Thanks for tryin´

>>72848008
Process your feelings but don't act without thinking, feel what you need to feel then just eat something and try to sleep. Also be grateful you're not dealing with this right now >>72850324

>>72850324
Do not worry for Tempus
The combined mass of their tits will allow them to float back home

we love regis altare

Me on the right

>>72851763
stop pretending to trip so you can flash your cloaca you pervert

Turard R Jexford
Rimzon Cruze
Boldgullet
Taocvio
Bavis Gettel
Shosuiji Jinri
Agis Reltare
Hanzoin Bakka
Syxel Arios
Xachina Fl Mayon

>>72852282
boldie using his hungry gullet to rimzon cruze uohh

My boys arrived!

>>72852776
In my excitement I dropped my image

>>72852816
Cute!!!!!!!!!!!

>>72852816
One of these is not like the others

>>72852816
Man, the Altventurer plushie is truly rotund

>>72852816
Puniko kinda looks like his mouth/wiskers can easily come off

>>72852816
cute little fat fucks!

>>72852816
Nice!

MEANWHILE SOMEHOW MY PLUSHES ARE STUCK IN FUCKING CUSTOMS

I KNOW YOU'RE JUST "INSPECTING" IT BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO FINGER PHANTOM'S BUTTHOLE BEFORE I COULD. YOU SICK FUCKS

USA is 3rd world country

do you think shinri has a hero complex

>>72853841
Shinri? kek

Speaking of Anime Boston (>>72849653), if you went there then come show us the merch you bought or cool sightings of fellow starmin, or just tell random anecdotes. I feel like there weren't many posts here about it.

>>72853399
Customs is cucking you of the opportunity to dunk Phantom through a hoop. They're dribbling that fucker and shooting him from half court. They're putting random things on his head and feeling brief disappointment that they don't have a silly hat for the fucker.
He's getting thrown at a stack of empty milk cartons. They're rolling that little shit down the baggage carousel.

When is banchou gonna reschedule his zomboid stream... I was so excited to watch it last week T_T

lore theory: phantom absorbed enough of bettel's soul so they could switch bodies and now with the new outfit it's actually phantom in bettel's body and bettel in phantom's body and phantom is keeping bettel in chains because he never wants bettel to leave him

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1775335116111565058

>>72854147
rumao

>>72852816
I really don't understand why Bettel didn't make Bettelions to be fat fucks. They aren't cute....

>>72853954
AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEE

>>72854129
I belib

>>72854147
busy with what

>>72853399
Oof I hope you don't have to pay anything extra
I've been following your plight, anon

>>72853641
Only certain cities and their surrounding areas

>>72854225
pink slutty thin twiggy girls with fat hips and thighs

>>72854147
so lazy it's crazy!

>>72852816
Very cute! Now rate their softness.

>>72854147
3D debut imminent

>>72854225
I'm really curious how a plushie of them will look, I feel like they could stab someone with their tiny limbs

>>72854299
Sucking investors' dicks

>>72854437
the other 3 still managed to put out a schedule

>>72854147
Does he actually hate streaming?

>>72854420
The hakkito's body is actually relatively firm, but his hair, wings and legs are soft.
The altventurer has the consistency of a nice pillow. Could see myself sleeping on him.
Puniko is very soft, especially his belly, 10/10. Only thing I'm iffy about is his hat.

>>72854764
Bettel is a frail lil jester

>>72854386
LETS GOOOOOO

i feel it. VG 3D debut announcement on the weekend.

>>72854976
Nice. Puniko looks to be the perfect shape for cuddling, and the Altventurer seems to be similar to a squishmallow (which are really soft). And the Hakkito is perfectly rotund.
I couldn't get any of them so I live vicariously through these posts.

>>72855025
it's a sign from the universe
rip vesper's cup o7

>>72855025
Poetic

>>72855025
KEK

>>72855025
Rest in pieces o7

>>72855025
This is like $80 worth of merch ouch

>>72854743
why would bettel need to suck gross ojisan dicks when he brings in the most money in tempus? is he a whore that does it for free?

>>72854147
i hope he's preparing choreo. the resident jester has to dance for the people.

>>72855700
Why do you think Flayon is so jester obsessed? His career has been saved a hundred times over by this whore’s intervention. His low numbers and sex-repressed boundaryfagging would have been thrown out long ago. He sucks so his homie doesn’t have to.

>>72853841
axel more like
and maybe jutavio, but only for the world's animals

>>72855700
Each of them got some set amount of sucking to do. Every other VG members have done their part, only Bettel hasn't because he's only been lazying around since arriving in Jap

>>72855025
that's rough, I'd be devastated if my shinri mug broke.

>>72855830
go back

>>72855875
>jutavio
which one of them

>>72852816
i have an altventurer and it cheers me up seeing it smiling at me every morning. i give it a hug as a thank you.

Ruze in the T3 telly soon

Will someone do a momi and insert a fleshlight in the plushies?

>>72855921
both of them? octavio adopts stray cats. jurard feeds a stray cat and got angry at the idea of people being cruel to any animal in one zatsu iirc

Why is Betellion leaking menshi content in discords?

>>72856116
>discords
Why are you asking here

PILOT ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWAG1E1m10o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWAG1E1m10o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWAG1E1m10o

>>72856075
uh?

>>72856075
momi will be strapping a dildo onto her puniko, don't worry

>>72856159
idk, /mans/ loves talking about discord servers and how kois are the worst fanbase, so I think this is the correct place to talk about this sort of thing

>>72856116
go complain to your discord. we don't care what you do there

>>72855830
so that's why flayon calls him mr sex.... i wonder if flay gets sloppy seconds whilst bettel is too weak to fight back ToT

>>72856205
open a ticket and complain to the mods on the relevant server, god knows there's well over a dozen of those things now

>>72856246
Bettel must have so much cum inside of him that he'll need a DNA test to know the father of his baby

I swear I try to watch Flayon but he is so weird and always makes it so difficult, why is his voice so loud? ffs

>>72855025
Rip

>>72853947
I was gonna takena merch pic, thats why I realized I didnt have him....I only got 2 lil flaycharms. At keast I have one now...

Technically all venom movies have been "bad" but the last 2 were so much fun I'll watch the 3rd one anyway

chikorita is ugly

>>72856432
the volume button exists

>>72856742
Your mother doesn't love you

>>72856742
So fuckable though...

>>72856758
yeah nigga, would be great if he could balance his voice with the intro bgm of his choice instead of being 3x louder and making everyone deat when he starts talking out of nowhere

>>72856777
Your mom does though

flayon talks like he's having a difficulty opening his mouth. like his lips were glued together for a while and he just managed to un-stick them. sometimes it's cute, most times it's annoying

>>72856850
put it in his livechat and phrase it a little nicer so you don't get modded, we can't help that shit

Burunya

>>72856955
nah, closed his stream already, can't bother

>>72856116
And why aren’t you sharing them here huh???

>>72856951
my bodily fluids covered his face and he insisted on keeping it there till it dried up. Gomennee

The mascots' mouths being rigged along the guys' mouths is so distracting

>>72857212
Every holo mascot works like that, why? Who knows...

I kinda bummed myself out a bit a while ago. Vesper probably would have gotten along well with Gibby :/

>>72857417
who cares

>>72857328
to get shit like this, and Hakka's Junior bits

>>72857417
I really can't see it

Animal crossing and silent hill baby

>>72857328
I like to look at them while they talk and imagine that the boy's voice is coming from the mascot :3

>>72857702
Would be nice for another option tho, like, random or whatever

>>72857702
Cute mama

kek this bunny is a hater

>>72857118

>>72857702
This fat fucking koi is so ugly

>>72857118
I wrote this

>>72858189
and Shinri loves this fat fuck very much

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>>72858116
God look at those hot lil teeth in his cute soft lil maw. Perfection

bettel should full nelson oga

bettel should die to a tsunami

>>72858499
negrotellion...

>>72858552
of love juices

weird, I can see the chat of Ruze's T3 menshi stream, maybe even talk in it, but can't watch the stream

I miss blue wife

schizo bun

i miss blue son

dingo doko

>Meant for a game jam
Ah that explains the quality

huh, oh yeah, there are quite a few tempura in Taiwan, hope they're alright

axel doko..

Flayon is foreshadowing how we are going to bear plentiful loads of offspring

I would like to thank Ruze and Shinri for getting me into Minecraft and Stardew Valley respectively.

Too bad for Flayon I'll keep calling him cute and UOHH until the end of times

This man is addicted to harajuku

axeru..

>>72853947
I considered hitting on 2 Magmites (a man and a woman) at AB because I haven't gotten laid in years. Also some self proclaimed fujo in a Korone cosplay asked Gothbird what their favorite BL was. Hakka actually gave a legit answer, Bettel asked if Halo 3 counted. Ofc there's the Bettelion proposal (they were actually at last year's AB asking Magni about how to share their Magni daki)

>>72861647
/MANS/ orgy AB meetup when?

I want to share outfits with my oshi...

>>72861647
>Anon considers hitting on 2 magmites
>I am considering hitting 2 magmites
Ngmi

>>72853947
Here is the Flay charm I still have

I don't want to meet any of you freaks you are only my shitposting brothersistren in arms

Need his next outfit to be ouji lolita so badly...

guys I think Axel is dead

That's not what the line is, and Gibby knows this.

>>72862297
WRONG

>Ohhh this is cool!
>Shows the worst outfit I've ever seen
Lord help him

>>72861709
The thought of polmites trying to recreate Nazi Niggers in the Sheraton is hilarious but ain't no way

>>72862297
>>72862549
he forgot the offensive italian accent... how could he

dumbass

>>72862681
Hes a quirky boi

MINDSET GRINDSET ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW8viyZ60XU

AXEL ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJv8gqIt3e0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJv8gqIt3e0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJv8gqIt3e0

I fucking love this redtard

BANCHOU LOVE

>WHAT!??!
Gibby sent flay a dickpic.....

>>72863216
>open stream
>first words he says are mindset grindset
magical experience

Is it just me or is jurard's voice
sounds kinda different?

>legitimately extra dumber than usual
Not possible

He actually muted for nose blowing, I'm surprised he even knows how to mute

>>72863751
he said he just woke up

Jurard trying like five times to get Octavio to say his schedule but repeatedly addressing GB was hilarious

banchou so considerate

goodnight flay goodnight /mans/

>>72863819
Ahh no wonder

>the koinichiwas

>>72863923
Yus....goodnight....

>>72864136
Lmao

the lizardwomen maids are committing espionage for the royal family

he forgor...

Axel...

Axel love...

Axel will break his cover phone one day

>Oshi marks
Hakka is a mockingbird fudan

>lol
good night boys

This is not Axel's day...

Axel, I...........

Just cancel the stream and try again at night my dude

Just saw Axel's stream on my YT page, what happened to the game he wanted to play?

>>72865971
look at pinned

>>72865971
Audio is fucked in the first game
Doesn't know if he has supermarket simulator perms
Now doing league

"i'm a gamer, not a player. players get chicks, i get achievements." - jutard, 2024

>>72865971
It's pinned in his chat

>>72866018
>Doesn't know if he has supermarket simulator perms
His chat suggested it to him last stream, he acknowledged it and still chose not to check for perms with Toramane.

>>72864919
always has been

>>72866122
Because he wasn't planning to play it this week

>>72866035
BASED

do I want to know this dumb dino found Persona 4 difficult

>>72866609
I thought 3 and 4 were really hard too when I was in middle school

JURARD'S RICH AUNTIE LIKES TO FOOL AROUND?!

>>72866826
Like rich aunties do.

>>72866745
Jurard is still in middle school so it's alright

Ruze is a real tard wrangler

500k and Jurard has to tell his mom that he's a professional anime boy!

PILOT ON THE TELLY (AGAIN)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJFxpO_rte4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJFxpO_rte4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJFxpO_rte4

>>72867559
Middle school delusion syndrome forever keeping him in 8th grade...

>>72868063
AHHHH MY SLEEP

Axel has fucking hairy pits, I no longer yume

>>72868355
>anon discovers dogs have hair

Hello good morning just woke up I see Axel is streaming league is he super bitchy and whiny today or nah

https://youtu.be/2fA_Gwv0kWg
Flay when he lets the corruption take total control

Flay HATES Paul

>>72869327
He had a bad time but isn't too bitchy, at least to me

>>72861647
so what was hakka's favorite BL

>>72869379

>>72869327
He’s quietly mouthbreathing away his allergies, low energy low mald

LIZ TOSSED BANCHOU'S PC IN THE FOUNTAIN FOR HER WISH

> Spectacular MJ is best MJ
holy damn didn't know flayon was this based

I want uppies...

>>72870273
If his retard brain focuses for long enough he has some unfathomably based bro takes, its just caught up in the trauma and tumblr pandering

I like flayon's spider-man autism

Say the cute outfit line, flay
Do it

>not a big fan of MCU Spidey
HOLYYYYYYY BASEDDDDDDDDDD

>knows more lines in morbius and venom than mcu spider-man
holy shit I will now watch flayon (when he does anything spider-man related)

Ruze was watching Axel play league. I wanna see them collab one day, I wonder how they mesh

Did Jurard receive a superchat in this stream?

>>72871930
according to hololyzer, he did but all except his last one were within the first hour

>>72870982
didn't he also said he asked for more spiderman games perms? so you have more streams in the future, I would keep watching but I need to work early tomorrow

>>72872141
what last one?

>>72872273
latest SC (for now)

Jurard sounds like he's having doubts about finishing p3r... the jrpg curse...

>my P doesn’t work!
poor aniki…

>>72873121
>DON'T SUCK ME

I think Banchou actually gave me tinnitus in my right ear.
stupid dino, needs his throat fucked more often.

https://youtu.be/H7gNl57Y2pU

>N I N E T E E N I N C H E S

banchou wants to be wined and dined so bad…

iori yukatari my beloved

Goldbump

>learned photoshop just a few days before debut

So that's why most of his thumbnails used his model instead of just slapping some words into a fanart

>>72857212
I hate that the new phantoms don't blink with bettel

aight banchou you're forgiven

real housewives of south elysium...

>chuubas can still see what membership you had even after canceling
what the ever loving fuck

whens content warning with the boys

>>72877481
friday 10pm EDT

>>72877685
real?

[JURARD UPDATE] he is eating salmon and buttered corn

>>72877698
yeah, check the end of Altare's last stream

>>72869819
Sasaki to Miyano

>>72878771
What a boring choice

Hakkers soon

>>72879452
He can appreciate the kinky, but at his core Hakka is very vanilla

maybe it was so easy because you were overleveled by six banchou, kek

>beat the full moon boss
>PC crashes before he can save
This can't be real

>>72880314
>Beat the full moon boss
>Remember persona 3 sucks
>Turn off PC and go on /mans/
It's a good day.

i just tuned in. how much did banchou lost?

>>72880538
everything

why does youtube only show gerard t rexford ? >:(

>>72880422
3 is the best purseowner however

>happened again
it's so over

>>72880592
christ

>>72875516
iirc he said before he also doesn't want to accidentally look like he's mocking someone's fanart or making it look bad with the way he titles streams or something

Stream keeps dying. Maybe it's a sign for him to wrap it up for today

Juraré is kind of funny

the world loves hating on jurard, it's so funny

>>72879452
hakka's pretty vanilla fudan but i also doubt he can admit to stuff like ai no kusabi in public

FUCKING KEK

the indomitable banchou

>>72874008
Ruze needs to hurry up and get rich

>>72881465
Hasn't he talked about hardcore eroguro vns? Seems like he just needs to read better manga

>>72881755
Like Ruze would wine and dine anyone, least of all a retard like Jurard kek

This poor stubborn dino...

I don't know whether to cry or to laugh anymore

the fuck is wrong with banchou's pc?

>>72882076
>Gibby's PC assplodes
>Jutard's PC assplodes
Octavio next, then Ruze

>>72882076
The world hates banchou, it's not just a mere PC problem

>>72882076
(me)
>>72882167
my theory is hot weather is probably overheating his pc. it's hot as fuck here right now even at nighttime.

Bros... what happened

>>72882290
No one watch Jurard

BancHou is BaCk

>>72882167
With all the jobbing they're doing, they should quit armis and join tempus. They're guaranteed to get accepted.

>>72882290
Like 8 PC crashes in a row

Banchou...

Lol, streaming from the net cafe

This man is gonna be so broke...

I miss banchou already

TAVI VOD ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_taQ_DuuOd8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_taQ_DuuOd8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_taQ_DuuOd8

>>72881848
You're wrong, Xenokuni changed him - he said so himself!
https://youtu.be/A2LvhKqveic?t=2400

>>72883046
I guess he would rather go with Tavi though, the twink he was making out with during the stream

Hakker on the telly

>>72884386
Lazy fat fuck hakkito
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDIMVOhCEgI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDIMVOhCEgI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDIMVOhCEgI

Ruze said her outfit is mid

>>72882290
Se acabo…

>>72884830
You're outfit is mid

AUNTIE ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrpcTzO9-b8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrpcTzO9-b8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrpcTzO9-b8

the fact there's Goldbullet, Silverbullet and Bronzebullet still baffles me

>>72855025
Aw, that sucks
I keep mine in the original boxes when not in use

>Hakka told his manager the "Cum stoppen" German joke and she just stared in disappointment
Fucking kek

Has anyone seen the fan figurine he mentioned?

>>72888306
I really wonder what's going on Hakka's brain. Well I guess it can't be worse than what Axel blurts out on the regular kek

P

>>72847592
It looks like Flayon is holding a horse dick to his face

>>72890060
Anon?