/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife

luv geega

Orcat <3

Mello's mellos

No french women after this line
___________________________

I have a crush on Grimmi.

filian is based

bnuuy cnuuy
Para is starting the YLYL section of her stream https://www.twitch.tv/parasi

shontoes

I Love Lucy

I love bad bitches.

https://litter.catbox.moe/wziamu.jpg

yellow Vei, Layna and Filian will play Content Warning tomorrow

Para please turn off the fart video...

How many eyes are in this picture?

https://magma.com/d/vLdDveRCgk

larjj indeez globul

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Why did no one tell me Jets has been live for almost an HOUR already? But look how cute she is! And purple hair Jets is back!

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thats me

shondo should open an onlyfans

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I love being a gumi snacker. Still can't believe they actually ended up liking each other so much, I thought for sure they'd do one collab and then nothing after that.

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Layna might not come based on when fox bitch is starting…

RAKASTAN LOOMIA JA HALUAN MENNÄ NAIMISIIN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, PERUSTAA PERHEEN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, JA KASVATTAA AINAKIN 43 LASTA TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, LAPSIA JOTKA PERIVÄT PARHAAT PIIRTEEMME JA OMINAISUUTEMME, MUTTA JOTKA OVAT MYÖS YHTÄ AUTISTISIA SUOMALAISIA KUIN HEIDÄN KAUNIS DORKA ÄITI

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wow her community sure is funny

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werent pippa, lumi, and filian going to play cards against humanity sometime this week?

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>>72847458
saru should tongue my bunghole

I love my wife! I'm relieved she was in good spirits today despite everything!

Lalalalala

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she has one of the more RTX accurate 3D models outside of the giraffe neck

>>72847394
consider the rope

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be nise

>>72847580
The only smile she had was from the headpat emote being activated

>>72847730
reminds me of filians ylyl

Para is a freak these are hilarious

PARASI LOVE

Sent hexa an email about nano, hope she doesn't get tricked by that jew bitch like her 'friends' in her company

>>72847580
Parasites are a lot of things but funny isn't one of them unfortunately

>>72847730
she's so cute but so disgusting

I can see why people despise Para if she is trying to discuss cp with old men ON STREAM. Disgusting little frog.

>>72847771
I look forward to them reading your email on stream and lauighing at it

>WeebCon was understaffed so the chuubas' mods had to step in and help them set up

>>72847771
Hexa is going to personally make fun of you on stream now

Mods are kind of sad. Has anyone noticed that or am I the first?

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b...b...buhh???

>>72847522
I want to get weird with Jets on the couch

yes, I would fuck my tomboy bro

>>72847771
congrats on making yourself a target retard

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They do it for free

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Open opportunity *zip*
>>72847522
It was on the last thread

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Sounds about right given the amount of Mods that were involved with the concert

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Taking their free labor to new heights I see

Love my wolf wife

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Next year it will probably just be UwUCon with how much vtuber shit has overtaken the event

I took the wrong bus going home and I got lost

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Shocks (one of Numi's mods) ended up almost single handedly running the show Sunday. It was a mess.

There was probably at least one mod who got to fuck his employer

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Who wouldn't it's a tomboy

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Welcome home babe

Fuck you snackers
I had my first tuber sex dream last night except it wasn't my oshi it was Filian
I cheated on my oshi with that fucking slut. I hate it. I don't even watch her!

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If this is the same Shocks then he's not only a mod but a manager for a bunch of different chuubas

>>72847571
Love forever

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great, now Numi is rubbing off on Lucyposter too

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She would be so lovely if she wasn't obsessed with getting skinned alive and stuff

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Who is your oshi?

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Please don’t be rude about my oshi. It’s not her fault that you sexually desire her

paraposting has to be a psyop, right?

>>72847561
no she should not. Stop saying that. The Shonlyfans is not going to happen.

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kill yourself rtxfag

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uuuu

>>72847817
There's nothing that entertaining, I simply linked the streamable post to illustrate that she's trying to involve everyone else in her bait and it's working

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My first chuuba dream was a tiny earthquake IRL causing my pillow to vibrate against my face which my brain interpreted as Filian's ass. I'm a fan of ass now

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that's her charm point, like shondo

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The Mods fuck our liggers

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I want to kiss vei

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I felt sorry for him, he looked STRESSED.

>>72847478
who

cute fanguu
https://twitter.com/FangGuu/status/1775309713573548202

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all natural, no condom, no pulling out

>>72847842
It’s the plot of many doujinshi for a reason.

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dang it I missed it what she’d say

>>72847987
thats the best part

>>72847934
Spit it out

>>72848037
it's less a psyop and more of an ongoing raid from another general

>>72848037
No anon, not liking something doesn't mean that something is a conspiracy

Some of you seem to under the (wrong) impression that French vtubers are welcome here when in fact they're hated and banned.

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womp womp

Based Para skipping through the shit videos

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so true, this is a normie thread with no strange topics and interests whatsoever

Reiyu is just futanari fefe, same buttfucking jokes every day

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Has she given a date for when she's streaming again?

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GOD i love veis so fucking much

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She made a joke

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My first chuuba dream was me watching a news report that Mika Melatika was declared the entire world's enemy and that everyone was chasing her down while she cried like Aqua from Konosuba.

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>>72846417

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why didn't this bitch stream today

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The ideal woman. They exist. They're out there. Just not near you.

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this post has to be a pysop, right?

yuy ix chongus dongus olivia monroe eden

I know she probably smells like piss and stale cigarette smoke and she’d probably bite me or something but I’d like to give para a hug I like her voice

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The earth had to move to make you like ass? Cmon man

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she did on youtube

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Sorry. I was busy taking care of her.

>>72848170
this
its funnier now because they completely dropped the pretense of belonging here

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Not yet, catching up on life stuff then next stream will be a handcam showing stuff form her trip

>Convention organizers were using the big concert screen to create the logos for the concert in MSPaint right before it started
>Because they were using those screens Sinder wasn't able to test how her video effects looked before her concert and they came out looking all fucked up

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it doesn't feel natural is what i'm trying to say. too forced

Anyone have mentally ill tubers? I mean absolutely fucked.

Or are those mostly the small tubers?

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you're not subtle

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As all tomboys should be fucked

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My first wasn't even sexual, for some reason I dreamed I was sitting beside bat holding hands and she was visibly flustered. It was really cute. I don't even gosling for her so idk where that came from

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Why do you want this?

>>72848424
this post feels forced

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Look okay she's fucking insane and has a really sexy voice and accent.

Sinder has to be one of the most annoying liggers out there. She literally can't stop herself from constantly humble bragging.

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These people run a shitshow, they fuck things up every year

man.. handsome boy is really cute

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Fuck you

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I get one guyed by Filian she really wants to hang out with me for some reason
We hung out
She's very pale and lanky like her model, like 5'6, different face, long brunette hair
She acts just like she does on stream except she was trying to impress me instead awkwardly but cute
I really wanted to separate Filian and the RTX. I didn't want to fall for the stream persona
She can tell I'm offput so I try my best to encourage her cringe ass behavior because that's all she knows how to act
I was trying my best to be asexual but she really wanted more
I took her to go at some club because remembered I really want to beat her in shuffle off and I thought she would really like it
It was fun but she would stop dancing and give me those eyes and it distracted me or she would try to get closer and make me stop shuffling and dance with her

Let's skip to the important details
>Very eager but inexperienced. Needs heavy guidance
>Liked getting yelled, purposely was annoying
>I thought it would be funny if I tossed her. She was into it. I felt like I could play wrestle with her and she would enjoy it
>I asked on a whim if she had her filian outfit. She did and was very excited to put it on. I did not want it but let her do it
>I cracked jokes while she was blowing me. She did her deep "ahonhaha" laugh. I strangely like it
>Convinced her to vibrate her lips against my cock
>I had to force her to squat. Very lazy. She did her groan. Worth it.
>I said her name for the first time the entire night but cut it off. I asked her what her real name is
>I nutted inside her prone bone with her yelling in her pillow
>Many fricks and yelps were muffled
>Post nut kicked in and she was very cuddly and active while I tried to pass out

I was tricked. I was seduced. But more importantly, I was raped.
I love my oshi and only my oshi.

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>he said while scat is a constant topic of discussion

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About half the time I stream I'm disassociating but yeah still a 1 view

>>72848543
What's humble bragging and how was she doing it?

How do you even pronounce yuy ix?

>>72848543
Or selfposting in lig, its kind of sad

>>72848532
NTA but get better standards, retard

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I find it hilarious that Meat's crippling anxiety led to her having the best Opsec of any ligger at that con

>>72848579
I'm so fucking jealous you piece of shit

UUUUUUU I MISS LYRA

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Like Unix but without the n

Sinder is delusional… those people were all there for Tashimp3

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(You)-E the 9th

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who is your oshi

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>OMG idk why but every time we go anywhere I always have the longest meetup line!!! What's up with that??? I have no idea why?!?

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>no you cannot talk about para in here because I say so ok!!!!!!
kahahaha!

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and then those the controller back in her hands and tell her "we're gaming" while she's still twitching

>>72848662
No? Why the fuck would I?
Who am I to demand higher standards from women?

>>72848433
Tob, or that alice lolituber that showed cunny that day twitch tried allowing artistic nudity

>>72848565
She is literally cute IRL, VERY cute model and her personality and love of Pokemon is adorable.

sinder has 4k viewers

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I wanna pull on her tail

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yeah it's not natural, you can even see the retards replying to the posts up there to deflect because they refuse to believe people see through it

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she gives me the yewie icks

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her name is inis she was born without a brain

>Someone stole a convention exhibitor badge and pretended to be a staff member
Uh oh

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Well a big part of the crippling anxiety is because she was worried about opsec

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vr now do it woman bitch

Snuffy @everyone the chat.

>>72848579
thanks for the coom fic slut now stay away from my wife

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and huge tits

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All of the chuubas had to rush and either do extended meetups or turn people away because of tech issue delays

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where vr

well that loader one got a reaction out of her

>>72848890
With vtuber-grade jiggle physics

holy fuck para these are impressively unfunny and involve a lot of violence against rats i do not like

>>72848579
Quite a vivid dream you had there bud

>>72848811
RJ cannot be stopped

>https://www.twitch.tv/savehymn
Slur priest live with Penumbra: Overture

>>72848579
Your true oshi revealed herself. Welcome home, snacker

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I was gonna say, why are there so many rats

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>@everyone'ing when you meant to quote someone else doing it
heh, classic

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I wanna hug_ Meredith

>>72848433
all of them are menheras but none of them are dumpster fires, I mean real living disasters, so there's no point. need a real bpd anorexic coke addict bloodplay chuuba

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Why is she always beaten up?

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violence against rats is the new violence against monkeys

Was 2win cool weebcon anons? I feel like she’s shy irl

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what happened to yuy I 2 yuy viii

>>72849024
bnuuy mange because she doesnt shower regularly

Bao schedule, times in EST. "Girliepop" is apparently Bao, Numi, Sinder, Yuzu, Tricky, and Vienna, looks like an official name for that group instead of just "Whoreclan" (non-derogatory)

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Alright, what whore outfit does this priestess have under her robe?

>>72849024
It's her thing she likes blood and gore pk she's not like the others she's hardcore

>>72848822
well by the sounds of it she nailed it because nobody outside of the vtubers she told was OK to talk about her can confirm they saw her at any point. Even the anons/con guests aren't 100% sure if they saw her at any point.

>>72849024
i flick her forehead at least once a day

>>72849083
Birthday suit. The harlot.

>>72849082
>Lucy not invited
lmao

She knew exactly what this was

>>72849082
Shylily should step down from her throne and mingle with her lessers more

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>>72849083
Very tasteful black lace lingerie with little white ribbons.

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She might be, this is where I got the names for the group
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diQxZgPDj20

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I'm gonna need her to show - in a presenting manner

>>72849082
Will there be more drama between Vienna and Numi in this new group since Numi hates Vienna?

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erm

>>72849073
Assimilated.

>>72849024
I raped her

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Lao gan ma

>>72849082
To be fair you can't really market "Whoreclan" that well

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not just a bunny but a snowbunny, thats hot

>>72849099
I chose to believe she was lurking in the rafters while wearing a phantom of the opera mask and cloak

>>72849099
stealth lady

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Based

>>72849082
>pookie bear
d-don't call me that

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It’s a better name though

>>72849230
Come on, we all know Numi is never going to allow Lucy as a core whore clan member. At best she'll be kept at an arm's length like Filian.

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One that bathes and doesn't fucking stink of cheese and period blood like yours

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I hope they at least got to see one boob for all this effort

>>72849082
its been a thing, they used that name for the last time they collabed with all their chibi models and for the official WeebCon panel

i can't tell if para was doing a bit or if she's just now realizing how terribly unfunny her community is

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gonna need a closer look and check for piercings

>>72849383
your oshi sounds fucking lame

>The girls were using bao’s ass as a shelf for drinks during the concert
kek

>>72848930
When I lucid dream it helps me to write at least an outline of what happened because by the time I am driving my cache is getting overwritten
Writing them helps me remember and recognize I am dreaming more

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Return to /freak/ not welcome here

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Both

when is the next con

>>72849240
spill the tea sis

Which Chuuba has the most gay and retarded antis

>>72849082
>first irl cooking stream
This bitch really forgot the other two she did? She did one with a 2 view friend and another on main right after she moved to la

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how new

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a little of column A a little of column B
ylyl is awful content

>>72849345
what if meat was everywhere?

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>how terribly unfunny her community is
her viewers are just like her then

Do you think that guy got molested by someone over at /freak/?

>>72849501
The Barbies

>>72849511
Were those as Bao or Hikaru?

>>72849427
What a waste, that thing should have been used as men's relief station.

>>72849477
probably anime expo

>>72849501
Filian and Vei.
The chuubas with the most gay and retarded fans are all of 3am, all of girls fc, and every bug

>>72848940
What slur did she say?

>>72849559
No we only molest cute girls (consensually)

>>72849501
gfc

>>72849082
>>72849195
lel, thinking about it, is it that business orca is unironically too busy with her own business things to take part in regular stuff like this?

>>72848773
neck yourself

Zenya will be /lig/

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I hope so

>>72849571
I think it was during her baoo arc. She might have memory holed them from ptsd since that was when senz what beating the shit out of her.

>>72849559
I think the Para anti is just one of her fans who doesnt want to lose her to a coomer general like /lig/
but thats just me being schizo

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Who?

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OffKai is the next NA one at the end of May, TwitchCon EU is at the end of June and TCNA is in September.
At this point I doubt any of them will have as many chuubas in attendance as WeebCon though because UwU Market is paying for nearly all of them to be there. Expect the usual con sluts to be at all of them though.

>>72849449
She's a ligger, she's welcome here.
I'm not too fond of her weird fetishes but you are not correct.

>>72849637
I doubt she has much day to day involvement in the businesses. When you bring “celebrities” in their main responsibility is marketing so an influencer who doesn’t focus on steaming isn’t going to be useful

>>72849383
we (yes, we) love women who don't shower

>>72849602
be nise

>>72849674
her autism is too powerful

>>72849718
every general is a coomer general

>>72849527
I would say yippee!

>>72849637
Boeska should be shouldering all that shit but Lily is too big to fail at this point so she can just remain an island I guess, it just sucks her only regular collab partners are big flesh streamers

>>72849735
Was offkai the RJ con?

>>72849604
Heathen

>>72849674
Zen and Henya are in vshojo though

>>72849735
I looked at the roster for offkai and outside of Matara and Mint that shit is dire. I think the biggest names outside of those two are koefficent, Vexoria and Nyaru

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/christian/ is the exception

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Yar

>>72849448
I don't understand your method but keep it up and I hope Fili visits you again tonight

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yup

Mel will be /lig/

So what was Para's torture of the week?

Sinder is hot

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A threesome with them as the chant holy prayers and they exorcise the demons from my cock

>>72849875
Amiya's supposed to be there

how the fuck do you guys TRY to lucid dream? I feel like when I want to I can never conjure even a normal dream, it's only when I least expect to dream that it ever happens

>sinder's big pink nipples dripping milk

>>72849922
She should upgrade her 3d model

>>72849926
Watching these """"""funny"""""" videos

>>72849976
good post

>>72849926
YLYL preceded by some kino facebook shenanigans

>>72849875
Yeah a lot of chuubas were vocal about issues with OffKai's scheduling and planning last year, they probably shot themselves in the foot by axing the nijisanji panels too

>>72849832
Yeah it was the RJ con, plus the con with the leaked room where the DJ had sex toys and shit, the spot of the MariMari 5 guys incident, and Fake Cooksie. Also the staff of offkai got heat for meet n greet prices, not telling various vtubers that meet n greets were gonna be paid, and every panel and concert were massively delayed, including numi's being outright canceled. I have a feeling a hunk of the bug name chuubas will be avoiding offkai this year

>>72849875
They got Big Ham AND Jeff McBiceps. This roster is stacked wtf

>>72849974
Unironically try opening closed doors or phasing through walls to generate new dream areas

>>72849926
Did you not watch the last 30 minutes of the stream? That was enough torture for the week

>>72849984
She did but it's not great. I still prefer the original

>>72849974
For me, I can't control it. I have been having them since I was a kid. Usually when I watch a ligger having a good stream or have a good day it naturally happens.

>>72849776
No you love coming to /lig/ from your shitty thread and liveblogging when your freaktuber is live because you are an annoying faggot

>>72850020
It feels like weebcon was their replacement. Most of the chuubas I follow went there.

FUCK
why are paras vods always broken after stream?
i dont need all of it just some moments!

>>72849984
>>72850063
I just want her to collab with ally

>>72849875
The convention is two months away, and they just announced Mint Fantome and Matara Kan earlier today. It probably won't be until the date gets closer that they reveal the hard hitters, that's what WeebCon did
https://www.offkaiexpo.com/guests/

>>72849922
Yeah, liggin my balls.

>>72849974
There's a whole process for it if you're not able to do it naturally, it involves stuff like writing down your dreams immediately after you wake up and other stuff like that.

>>72849922
One day I want to eat her ass

>>72849922
When is she dumping her stake in vsj to gun?

>>72849822
Boeska is Lilys cockslave he doesn't actually do work

>>72850091
>shitty thread
>he says while posting in the scat thread
go to bed janny you'll get your revenge on /meat/ eventually

>>72850020
>every panel and concert were massively delayed, including numi's being outright canceled
God, I forgot about this. After all the practice she did, didn't she only get one acapella song before they shut the whole thing down?

>>72850098
shut the fuck up and record streams or learn how to recover

God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)

Any updates about that Time capsule chuuba

>Sinder almost backed out of the concert
We would have never seen the sindies…

>>72850164
Slingin dong IS work.

>>72850112
I hope her sex game gives the geninue experience of fucking her

>>72850172
at least pretend like you belong here

I don’t care if it’s not cannon Kuu art should have light blue nipples

>>72850091
It's really hard to take posts like this seriously anymore after the past month of unironic scatfags and NTRfags

>>72850091
i don't even watch her, i am just speaking for the board. fucking newfags

>>72850222
Her performance was garbage

>>72850227
fuckin preach bro

>>72849974
I gave up on it because I would always encounter a sleep paralysis demon. The one consistent thing I found online when reading up on how to do it was you need to be as tired as possible, free from as many distractions as possible (auditory ones mainly,) get comfortable like you're going to sleep but mentally try to keep yourself awake as long as possible. In other words if your eyes aren't starting to close on their own you probably aren't tired enough to do it. Eventually sleep starts to creep in and you lose focus while still clinging to that last bit of consciousness and you take that with you to the other side.
The problem is that transition is when people typically hallucinate the shadowman.

>>72850164
making sure his boss gets enough fresh new dick is a full time job

>>72850232
rainhoe should stack fat shits on my chest

>>72850262
at least pretend like you belong here

>>72850272
>speaking for the board

>>72849974
>Write down your dreams as soon as you wake up so you can remember them better
>Consciously develop physical ticks that you'll then subconsciously do in your dreams and realize things are fucked up (i.e. stare at your hands and count your fingers, pull on your fingers/ears/nose and see if they stretch or come off)
>Get a full night's sleep

>>72850284
I haven’t seen a clip of the singing only the tits

>>72850284
At least she tried, and got out of her comfort zone, and she even acknowledged she was the weakest performer there

>>72850112
Ally 3D will begin a new era

>>72850343
yeah, me

>>72850337
You can't just say that every time you don't know how to actually respond to something, if you don't know what to say just stop starting shit

>>72849974
Go on /x/
I taught myself as a kid and their guides are real shit

>>72850391
the day can't cum fast enough

rape zenya

>>72849974
Last time I had a lucid dream I decided to have sex with my oshi and the second I licker her asshole I woke up with a tingling sensation on my own asshole, I have never felt so weird in my entire life

>>72850178
I think so, her friends and the audience stepped in and started singing with her to hype her up because none of the tech was working

>Para anti thinks he is responding to me when I just ignore him and livepost my oshi

>>72850172
Proving my point /meat/ fag, now fuck off back your freak ended stream

>>72850308
>free from as many distractions as possible (auditory ones mainly,)
Honestly what I do is put on something pretty neutral sounding and it helps my brain stay conscious as I hallucinate the dream space

>>72850505
>hatewatching

>>72850284
Is footage of her concert even public?

>>72850509
What is cosmic sex tho

>>72850454
Who's your oshi

>>72849702
senz slammed bao's head into the dresser so hard she forgot

>>72850448
It's never going to happen

>>72850489
Damn bratty bnuuy needs correction

>>72849082
as a minecrafter, i am pleased, hopefully it isn't abandoned in a week

>>72850509
Probably a good idea yeah, I didn't use a noise machine back when I was still trying it but I got into using one and white noise practically pavlov's me to sleep in any situation now

>>72850537
I wonder if she astral projected her form and licked my own asshole as payback

>>72850505
>now fuck off back your freak ended stream
Or what? Not like you can actually do anything besides bitch and moan.

Is Sinder's heart of gold real, or iss she just a really good liar?

>bump limit in under an hour
QRD?

>>72850535
sex with milky

>>72850666
She was pretending to cry so you tell me

>>72850570
but ally wants to satisfy our primal needs

>>72850186
No its ONLY her shit channel that has this processing problem
I dont want to recover her stupid vod everytime she ends stream

>>72850489
Liveposting isn't anything to brag about fag. Also STREAMS OVER, FUCK OFF!

>>72850535
Astral projection with masturbation less focus on cumming more focus on feeling the person you're fucking
>>72850454
I too have experienced this I do not know what does it

>>72850666
its true until someone comes out with a twitlonger, like any other chuubas reputation

>>72850699
How can you tell? Genuinely asking i am acoustic

>>72850673
Para induced rabies

>>72850666
Only chuubas and mods know. Everyone thought bunny was wholesome and nice too, then layna dropped her doc.

>>72850666
sinder bans you for asking if she likes feet worship

>>72850666
I don't trust a single one of them I just like them

>>72850627
>tried to lick her ass instead of her cunny
deserved

>>72850725
Feet on desk is so 2022

>>72850747
Because two seconds later she’s fine

damn... sinder has 4.5k viewers

>>72850308
>free from as many distractions as possible (auditory ones mainly,)
>sleep with a fan for white noise
welp, I'm out

>>72850804
/lig/sisters... lost...

>>72850666
does it matter? what you see is what you get, and if a chuuba gets outed as a pos, you just move on. the "show" is what matters.

>>72850795
I tried both and it just felt like I was tonguing my own butthole while I was dreaming. I am telling you, it felt really weird, it kept tingling and I was aware of that while also being in a lucid dream

>>72850804
I expect most of the whore clan will have a decent bump. Viewers coming for con stories and whatnot

>>72850766
Footfags deserve to be persecuted for being obnoxious

>>72850801
Back when Ame still cared...

>"Weebcon with the orgies? No, that's Anime Expo, Anime Expo is the place with all the gross orgies."
>-Jowol aka Porcelain Maid, 2024

>>72849974
I could never figure lucid dreaming out and I think it's because I dissociate so much that I can barely tell dreams apart from reality.

I want to take a moment to appreciate liggers that do heartbeat ASMR, not because it sounds good but because it pleases me knowing they are pressing the mic ear against their titties, Amen.

Daily reminder to give dweebs like Shylily a wedgie

>>72850881
Feet are the most attractive part of the body your brain is just weird

>>72850801
ideal chuuba form

>>72849974
I don't even have normal dreams.

>>72850308
>he doesn't rape his sleep paralysis demon

>>72850801
The meta is feet playing your games now.

>>72850895

>>72850867
It does matter, if i get betrayed and have supported a lying traitor, that makes me want to neck myself

>>72850951
thought that bitch lost a toe for a second, there

>>72850893
going to anime expo to have sex with jowol

>>72850937
This is the way

>Sinder took the mods to BBQ
Who’s unpaid now bitches lmao

>>72850937
Nta but mine doesn’t give me the chance. Just screams in my face until I wake up

>>72850893
Pretty sure all cons have orgies

>>72847818
Cons are almost always run on the backs of volunteers, its been this way since long before vtubing

>>72851008
lol work hundreds of hours. Get a BBQ.

>>72850829
white noise is fine, you just dont want to be vulnerable to sudden sounds that might jolt you awake because the most fertile stage of sleep for dreaming happens early on when you're likely to be awoken by subtle interruptions

>>72850829
dont give up mint

I love my oshi because she makes 2view femchuubas seethe

>>72850801
Me x saru's child
Yes the eye scar is hereditary, Lamarck was right

Filian would have sex with Jeff Bezos I'm pretty sure

>>72851072
hes jacked now so this checks out

meat should ditch the south side non sense if she wants to become a big vtuber

>>72851043
>BBQ paid for by a big breasted woman
You act like you don't want this

>>72850308
you have to get used to it or ignore it, trying to fight the paralysis will fuck it up and you'll wake up or sleep without dreaming. one way to do it i have heard is being horny for the hallucinations, something to do with autonomic sexual motor functions, i know it sounds weird but apparently works. you just need to not get too scared or your heartrate will go too high, but when you're "excited" your heartrate will still be that high but you won't wake up. so it's kinda like you're tricking your brain into thinking you're safe because you're horny and not scared. at least that is what i have heard from a friend

>>72849761
I mean, even though it's a requirement in yuroland for taxes, she has her own LLC. Wouldn't really surprise me if she actually had a big involvement with her business deals than it seems. Also, she's still a fucking wow player, I'm pretty sure she dedicates a non-trivial amount of time to that game.

>>72851059
Shut up nigg

>>72851008
imagine having to take some obese fat bald losers out to dinner

>>72851008
>staff appreciation day

>>72851104
Doesn't he have a new wife now that is jacked?

>>72851131
Not in exchange for that level of work I dont.

>>72851059
thats a superficial reason to love your oshi, you should be wanting to impregnate her or her corpse like a normal person

>be me
>oji-san age
>American
Think Jets would go for it?

>>72848579
Sup Vedal

>>72851012
mine shouts slurs at me

>>72851123
She already did

my broshi is very silly

>>72851123
wdym I thought her, calli and coqui dropped the rest of south side when they became friends with oli

>>72851008
she will right it off from her taxes

>>72851059
I hate your oshi and wish her painful disease

>>72850981
there's no betrayal, your relationship to a streamer is the same as a person watching a concert. any feeling of betrayal is built upon a false sense of connection.

>>72851168
>Hang out in your chuuba's chat
>Ban idiots
>If you're based then people comment "PETTHEMODS"
Sounds like you're coping

>>72848672
>takes meat at face value
lol
lmao

>>72851164
yeah and it only cost him $38B

>>72850972
What.

>>72851008
it's innuendo, they spitroasted her, bbq, get it

>>72851123
She already got rid of the dead weight

>>72851045
speaking of
sometimes when I'm not-quite-asleep-but-almost, a sudden noise can cause a visual flash.
what's up with that? brief high blood pressure FoF response?
now that I think of it, it's somewhat similar to the colors/lights you get when putting pressure on your eyes (rubbing them) even in a completely dark room.

>>72851208
>Unlocked the wiggler kart
Now we're talking

>>72851238
kek

>>72851205
what a rude demon

>>72851302
who is this

>>72851201
Do you have old trash that you keep, and treasure?

>>72851154
I’d take you guys out for BBQ

>>72851148
Para helping me get my sweaty hands into gloves for biology class.