/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Congrats on saving $5, bro

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Memberships aren't about getting attention. If they wanted attention, they could have just spent that money on a superchat.

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Nice $200 superchat, your oshi responds to my gray ass cause I'm goofy

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do all greys fantasize about getting their comments read? that's weird

they hated him because he told them the truth.
thanks for paying for me free entertainment though i guess

All chat messages are equal in the eyes of our mommy.

I just can't look at Fauna the same way after that karen rant she did. She's the same as most other ENs, she just hid it better.

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What was she ranting about?

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>cause
TOTAL ESL DEATH

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‘cause is the correct spelling of cus

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Thank you :)

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Lectured her mostly sane and self-aware fans that they can’t ACTUALLY be friends with her because she’s just a streamer and virtual, so don’t let her fill the place of a real friend because that’s unhealthy. They already knew this, but she ruined the vibe of the stream anyway.

She also forgot that anyone who watches vtubers literally has no irl friends.

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Niggers and their consequences have been a disaster for the English language

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So she was reasonable and people were mad?

oh hi /bfg/

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I don't care. She was just being silly. I'm her friend anyway.

yeah fauna read my chat quite often as a greyfag

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Maybe she doesn't want people like you. Maybe she's happier because your demographic is where stalkers and assaulters come from.

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If you were sane and self-aware you wouldn't get so pissed about it but clearly it struck a chord

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Nice try leaving the context out of it. It was a harmless goofy comment and Fauna was actually the one being way too dramatic and upset over it like a karen. No one in the chat implied they were anything more yet Fauna couldn't hide her contempt for them and still lectured them. She even had a realization mid-rant and but she showed her true colors.

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Yes, for Fauna it struck a cord. No one except her was dramatic over it. I only bring it up because it's funny (mostly the thread reactions to it) and OP BTFO'ing paypigs.

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>I'm goofy
She replies to you out of pity, since you lack Mickey's star power and Donald's charm.

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It was a comment where a schizo asked Fauna if she views saplings as her friends or as simps. She fumbled her response hard by going on a tangent instead of ignoring it or saying something like "Of course my saplings are my friends" but to say the initial comment was just goofy is bullshit

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you've been trying this for months and nobody besides your samefagging replies believes you

>>72817123
She responds to grays because there's turnover. A member isn't going to re-member after she responds to them.

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She hit them with the Ludwig.

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No it's because I'm charming and she's hot for me

>>72814145
I support my oshi because I want to support her, and since I don’t live in SEA, 60 bucks a year isn’t a very big deal for me

Unrelated to the thread but being a poorfag and perpetually dodging all gifted memberships, It is always nice when a chuuba reads out your message out of the thousands spamming in chat, Actually one of my fondest memories is FWMC reading out my sun song suggestion in their third ocarina of time stream, Or when they were struggling with the cookie & cream puzzle bonus taking the suggestion to call advent for help, Those moments are always nice even if it is much more likely for specific oil barons to be interacted with instead

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i still have erotic dreams about that time Ina read my comment years ago

>>72821986
I made Mori laugh at a flirty joke once. Which is a shame because I grew to hate Mori

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This nigga really been samefagging outrage over this in every single Fauna thread for over a year now, then has the gall to pretend Fauna doesn’t live rent in his head. No wonder you don’t have time to wash your keyboard.

>>72821986
>and perpetually dodging all gifted memberships
You're not dodging them by the way, you're just not eligible. Youtube accounts made prior to 2010 I believe can't hit the "allow gifted subs" toggle. I think they're called Brand Accounts? There's no way to convert it either far as I know.

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You can convert it, and it wipes everything off your account.
You'll maintain current payment arrangements like your memberships but your counter gets reset. If you membered day 1, that's gone and you're starting fresh.
No idea why a trillion dollar company runs shit this way, but I'm sure there's an answer in the 20 years of spaghetti code that runs Youtube.

Fauna reads like 90 percent of my messages
Like 50 percent of the major clips out there are directly relate to my posts.

>>72819297
You seem a bit dramatic yourself. Have you checked that?

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This is Alexander Babski himself still seething that Fauna banned him.

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Shut up grimace

you're oshi responds to me because i make clips of her favourite streamer

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No google account, no youtube account, no twitch account, no reddit, facebook, instagram, twitter, or anything.
Never subscribed, never chatted, never superchatted, never commented. Strongest adblockers on.
Pretty sure I don't even show up as a viewer if I go to a 0 view.
I'm confident I've never interacted in any way with a chuuba. For all intents and purposes I don't exist for them.

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Good luck to you

I would do unspeakable things to have stood there with my mouth agape collecting all the little specks of spit that flew off her tongue and lips while she did this. Any time she wanted to practice rolling her Rs, really.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wALyUdGPWo

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In a sea of greens, the gray stands out the most.

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british fauna does things to me

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For some fucking reason my oshis rarely read my messages(a day 1 member) but the girls who I don't member reply to my messages often, especially Ame and Mumei, even when my messages weren't funny. And the only time Fauna ever read my message was to reject my song suggestion. kek

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people cope by saying they read greyfags in an effort to bait them into membership
but member or no the girls i've watched often read my stuff, granted i usually just lurk in holo en chats, except's Kiara's - that is to say chat is relatively manageable
getting gura to read your message seems to be pure rng, for example

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>As "Fauna" and "saplings", we cannot be friends, or, we should not be friends
>I think I try to be myself on stream but you know, if we were friends we might have disagreements, who knows
>there might be things that you would be like, like maybe, the fact that I made 10 servings of curries and you don't eat leftovers is irreconcilable
>Because I want to show you guys only the best side of myself you know
>I think that's best, because I don't want to bring your guys moods down, by showing you, like, a non positive side of me, you know. But I think for friends its important to open up, show them more of you if you want to be really close
>Anyway there's my deep talk, I answered it as honestly as I could, I am happy to be here, and entertain you guys and hang out and its fun
>Put yourselves #1 always.
>I'm just some silly streamer on the internet.
>And I will not be happy if you're neglecting yourselves
>No you wont? laughs You must, you must.
>Please take care of yourselves.

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I know, isn't she great? She loves us all equally. I'd gladly pay up to someone like her.

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>Youtube accounts made prior to 2010 I believe can't hit the "allow gifted subs" toggle.
WHAT THE FUCK

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I don't see a single wrong thing with this

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the full context is much worse
>I'm sure you've heard the saying don't meet your heroes, I don't think that necessarily applies to everybody, but I think its good if you can just watch streamers and enjoy their streams for what they are

>Fauna is mean in real life?
>I don't think so, and I think I try to be myself on stream but you know, if we were friends we might have disagreements, who knows
>there might be things that you would be like, like maybe, the fact that I made 10 servings of curries and you don't eat leftovers is irreconcilable
>Because I want to show you guys only the best side of myself you know
>I think that's best, because I don't want to bring your guys moods down, by showing you, like, a non positive side of me, you know

>But I think for friends its important to open up, show them more of you if you want to be really close
>Anyway, I hope that is okay, I know, I know, don't be sad, cherish your friends because they are just as cool as streamers I promise.
>I promise they are

>There's nothing particularly special about streamers, I mean like sure maybe there's a streamer and they're great at singing but does that make them a better friend, no, it doesn't
>someone can be a great friend even if they aren't great at singing

>My friends are cooler than you? I hope so, I hope so
>quite a few of my friends are streamers, what do I do? I mean that's an exception.

>I mean obviously streamers have friends.
>And I'm sure sometimes people have made friends with streamers and it workout out, but you know

>Anyway there's my deep talk, I answered it as honestly as I could, I am happy to be here, and entertain you guys and hang out and its fun

>yeah exactly, the great part of streaming is interaction.
>There's a back and forth which makes it great, the banter.
>you just try to make me laugh? You do, you guys type funny stuff all the time.

>I think I would've had a harder time be a lets player without having a chat to bounce off of mmm hmm
>But, you should always...I know I shouldn't lecture you guy...
>It's important for you guys to not neglect your real lives too

>Put yourselves #1 always.
>I'm just some silly streamer on the internet.
>And I will not be happy if you're neglecting yourselves
>No you wont? *laughs* You must, you must.
>Please take care of yourselves.
YOU PARASOCIAL FUCKS

she said all of this "getting real" stuff with her fake anime voice and a heart eyes toggle on the whole time to add to the hypocracy

mental illness at its best

Thanks for the PSA schizo, maybe some day somebody will care

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FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOMMY STAY AWAY FROM THIS RAPEST!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLOCK ALL GREYS MOMMY NOW!!!!!!

>hypocracy
he tried so hard and still managed to out his ESL self
love how much this retard loves fauna, hes the number one sapling in pakistan

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and she was based and real for that, hope she loops the entire rant for a whole stream, hopefully brownfeet kills himself halfway into it

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maybe he means a society ruled by fat people

>>72826709
Jesus, are you mindbroken. This shit is genuine mental illness and I'm glad she filtered you the fuck out. She probably is too. The context was fine. It was a perfectly honestly and gentle response to a passive aggressive bait chat. All you can do is stay mad about it ranting on /vt/ for another year while she continues being one of the more successful ENs.

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i think thats the funniest part of all of this. hes so sure that this was a yab, yet she's only grown in strength since every single week. literally nobody cared except him, its why its so funny laughing at him with his daily "mindbroken by green" thread.
poor fucker will die of an aneurysm before having any meaningful impact in his life.

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PARASOCIAL FUCKS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFLZ-I2r3Mc

he's snapped, time to leave him samefagging in squalor
threads offtopic btw, peace

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Of course we aren't friends
I'm her sapling she loves and waters and gives milkies. You wouldn't understand.

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Ok?

jesus what a pathetic thread, even for /bfg/ this is depressing. remember bros, however sad your life may be at least you aren't this guy

>>72829999
I have a clean keyboard and white feet so it could always be worse

>>72829999
> at least you aren't this guy
the anthony burch of /vt/