/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>72813618
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creations by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearances on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1774633031011271112
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

2024 to date
Solo streams: 32
Collabs: 40
Twitch collabs: 3
Solo karaoke: 1 (Advent relay - 6 songs)
Members: 5

Rissa butt

Why are some of you concerned about a random artfag on twitter? She could be fucking someone on the regular and you’d be clueless. So, there’s no point in getting upset at her for memeing.

>>72814210
It's because everyone here is jealous that they can't win her over with money or with talent. Or by just being a woman like with that faumeii chick.

>>72814210
They're mentally ill. You're in a place where the mentally ill gather, stop asking questions with obvious answers

>>72814439
>>72814538
You’re both right. I just want these anons to stop concerning themselves with bullshit that isn’t important.

>>72813626
>ROFK
Return Of Fhe King

Nerissa's armpits
I'm going back to sleep

Biboo already made a short for her new cover. Somebody tell our retarded birb to do it for her next releases to boost the algorithm

>>72815663
>Rissa
>Effort
>Creativity
Pick one and only one

>>72815840
Rissafortivity…

https://twitter.com/NNNhan_99/status/1775150761078591801

>>72814946
It's about showing favoritism in a community which already suffers from her lack of engagement and motivation.

>>72819221
It's just one time(if you ignore all the other times)

Sex with Rissa and the sisters that are posting the same shit they've been posting in Baubau and Shiori's split

https://twitter.com/DasDokter/status/1775076224592990560

>>72821729
Don't do it anon the sisters are gangrenous

https://twitter.com/wugedou579/status/1775092506402910378

sex with Nerissa Ravencroft while she ego searches

https://twitter.com/erasopepero232/status/1775193642711609355
>Nerissa Rabbit Hole Hoodie version

>>72823078
SEXOOOO

https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1775196433458638858

Would Nerissa fight Aradia for us? Or would her past traumas cause her to give up early on?
https://twitter.com/NofuuKee/status/1775078945794519326

>>72824645
Nerissa doesn't even try to care about us normally, why would she fight.

Aradia my beloved

>>72824930
Slam pigs are good for the night not for life

>>72824985
Aradia comes out from under my bed and steals my cum at night

>>72825117
She tries to do the same with me, but Nerissa's sleeps with my cock inside of her so she can't

Cumming on Nerissa's face then pissing off the cum

>Watching Kiwawa's HxB stream
>"MUCHO TEXTO!"
>"Can't read, don't want to read"

THEY ARE

>>72826868
It's like she saw the bad traits in Kiara and decided those were gonna be her traits too.

>>72826959
The feather doesn't fall far from the chimkin?

>>72827021
Far enough to just not inherit the good tratis.

>>72827073
What good traits

>>72827347
Being creative, trying to have variety, liking to sing, caring about her fanbase, open to learn, stream for a decent amount of time. I don't watch Kiara too much, but you notice that the KFP eat much better than us.

>>72826959
Nerissa hasn't tried to be a unityfag since the Selen bomb. Kiara on the other hand is trying to build a bridge between hololive and kurosanji

>>72827471
Kiara is fearless and trusts her fanbase being smart. Rissa is literally on thin ice cause she refuses to care for hers.

>>72827471
Anon... the Collab week....

>>72827799
Vshojo is better than kurosanji

Cumming on Rissa's face and having Aradia lick it clean

She finally got tired of reading youtube comments? She kept going for longer than I thought she would.

>>72829671
Too busy recording an album

>>72829770
First album ever recorded while being all the time on twitter.

Has she ever mentioned that original song she gave us a snippet of again?

>>72829770
I really don't see the logic in releasing them in bulk when you don't even have a single orisong out yet.

We've had this no hearties phase before sisters, she usually goes back to heart old vods so don't worry.
T.heartschizo

>>72830614
It's just a rrat, no one really believes she's recording anything much.

>>72830992
Maybe some voice packs but I think she mentioned she's done with new projects for a while in Bao's stream

>>72831139
Which then goes back to my former assumption, she got tired of reading the comments. If you have free time, might as well, since it's part of her selling point for the membership.

>>72831139
Some of these projects come up from other holos. Maybe someone asked for a song Collab aside from Reine and Zeta because I remember
Mori doing a song with her.
>>72831644
It doesn't go back to anything retard, it's been a single stream she missed so far. Until she skips it for a week you should find another bait

>>72831697
It's just an assumption, as I said. If she then goes and reads today's comments, then all is good and she hasn't dropped that.

>>72830803
She was hearting plenty last night, on twitter.

>>72831944
Yeah I know, got a (You) from her as well so I'm happy and fuzzy inside

She told me she loves all of you, but she's only gonna marry me

>>72832909
/baubau/ is on the next block.

>>72832981
I thought here is the ruffians and shiggers retirement home

>>72833040
Why would the more fortunate end up here?

>>72833275
Grass is always greener on the other side of something like that

>>72834301
Some grasses are actually greener than others, sadly.

I'd let her fuck me (malebird)
https://twitter.com/alxarty/status/1775215436285546571

I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft more than anyone in the whole world

https://twitter.com/kdwr43/status/1775255108449878321

I'm going to take a nap now. Do not, and I repeat, do not make me wake up to a bunch of schizo diatribes on here.

>>72835921
Cannot be diatribes if they're the truth.

Biboo's new cover already has more views than Rissa's and Biboo's cover collab... I hope this tells Rissa she needs to take advertising and her cover choices more seriously.

>>72836333
wait, that's actually fucking sad

>>72836611
Yeah otomeroid completely flopped and I think it fucked Rissa's mentality. I hope she can get back on track

>>72836745
Her whole shtick is "doing what she wants" so it's no use numberfagging or hoping she changes unless she indicates she wants to improve, like with the members content

>>72836333
Rissa...

>>72837526
Then she should stop begging for music views

>>72837526
She was shilling the cover for like two weeks, she wanted it to be a hit, or to at least have good numbers. She should learn that there's more things to consider than how well she can sing.

>>72837686
>>72837792
She barely talked about it, just like how she barely talked about any of her covers. gtfo tourist sisters or at least have consistent criticisms

>>72838050
What? She asked people to listen to it in like 10 or more streams. Who are you calling a tourist sister you fucking retard.

>>72838050
She asked for views for that song more than any other. I feel like you're the tourist sister.

State a fact I don't like because it hurts my wittle feewings? Well you're a sister for sure.

>>72838050
The amazing ability to memory hole anything that doesn't fit the narrative of some people is just wonderful.

>>72838050
Posts like this that are pretty much 100% false but you feel like it's ok to make things up if you're defending her is why I can't take you faggots that call people sisters seriously.

>>72838459
I can agree that sometimes we go far too hard on criticizing Rissa, but the biggest obstacle in her even trying to get better are the fags that defend her as she was perfect.

>>72836333
>I know I'll keep streaming over the premiere what's the worst that can hap- ACK
Least pon Rissa decision

>>72838617
You just don't understand her bad qualities can be forgiven since she's a dork or has "traumas" (hyperbole af) or of course anyone that criticizes her is a sister and therefore those people can be dismissed

>>72838050
>She barely talked about it
If only you'd watch streams instead of samefagging, but alas

https://twitter.com/Keiseeaaa/status/1775280625781727426

>>72836333
Thats getting it off the presses. I'm more wondering why the actual TikToker of the group has so little shorts. Rissa is second next to the monster of shorts that is our cute archiver Shiori, so she isn't doing too badly. I hope Biboo points the surge out so she knows to double dip on premieres. Have the premiere, and also a short (or better yet a couple of good parts of the song) ready to go.

Rissa's stinky and sweaty armpit folds on my cock

Lisa my love...

It's kinda sad to look at the mem tab, we used to have some activity there.

https://twitter.com/sirotategosha/status/1773662896922194208

Sex with Rissa. There I said it

big ass head

Yahalloo faggots, How are you doing?
We'll be raping my sister Aradia in Mario Kart 20 minutes from now, join in on the fun~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvcmLmqE4Xk

>>72847205
I want Rissa to make a heel turn and just start shitting on us (not literally, scatfag) constantly. Playing the bad guy is fun in pro wrestling, but do vtubers really ever do that? It would be interesting.

>>72847426
She can't show that she's joking when doing it so 90% of her fans will get hurt and she'll be left all alone with real masochists and no one to love her back

>>72847488
yea vtuber fans are too autistic for that.

>>72847488
Everyone already hates if this thread is representative of her audience

kek

>>72847555
Before ip count was removed and we had peaceful times, there were only 20-30 jailbirds here. We're in no way a representative of her audience

>>72847743
It was removed just a bit after her japan trip. And we already saw that the representative audience, the ones who really watch her, are not happy anymore. You just need to scroll up.

>>72847876
You're not reading anything I said, that's all I needed to know you're just looking to stir shit

Scuff Alert

>>72847981
What I'm saying is 1- peaceful times ended before the ip count got removed and 2 - it's representative enough, as you won't get honest opinions anywhere else.

>>72848046
shouldnt it be as simple as unplugging the ps5 one and plugging in the Switch one?

>>72848218
It's plugged but not working correctly

I remember when she used to test stuff the night before

>>72848243
we're at the 'don't prepare for stream till 10 minutes before arc'.

>>72848355
Too busy flirting with her twitter artist.

>>72848243
>moniter

>>72847555
The key point is that its not, the vast majority of people are happily either interacting with her, making stuff, or the lot. Worst thing to every do is think of this as anything but the minority of the minority. And even then, its split between baiters with no lives, people with gripes, and people just vibing. So no, not really. Hopefully she weathers all this, gets herself right, and doesn't get one-guy'd too often but listens to the genuine people. The entertainment business is full of snakes, and this place ain't no different.

It's literally death by a thousand cuts of her not giving a fuck. Each day there's just one more little thing that overall adds up to her getting worse.

>>72848591
There's no genuine people. It's either yesmen or people who can't sand her lack of dedication and motivation.

Wife starting anon is fucking ded

Did she get it working or will this be a zatsu instead?

So true sis
Now bend over for me

>>72848718
I don't blame him.

>loading
AGAIN

N

Tech support through chat... again? Rissa.... please

Does her voice sound extra deep today or is it just me?

>>72849054
Sounds raspy yeah, kinda hot

I'm not even going to try to help this time because last time she would halfway listen and then start reading advice from someone else like that would help.

The Aradia faggots got out of hand

>I'm soo sorry..
Why'd that hit so hard

So what is her tech issue exactly?

Rissa pregnant confirmed by Aradia

Where is the bunda

Bitch unironically better be releasing an album soon with how bad she's been with streams lately.

I'd kek so hard if it turns out she's like Shiori with 7 vpns on so no body can join

I didn't expect her to actually go through with just 1 other person

>>72849483
Anon, there would be no stream if she even installed a vpn client

Why the ACTUAL FUCK are people allowed to be streamers without a basic understanding and troubleshooting ability to stream? Cover should provide lessons but also these girls need to learn how to google.

>>72849483
do you actually host locally and not through some nintendo server

they're both terrible kek

>>72849563
I wouldn't care if she was seeming to get better or at least stream for longer than two hours. If she's not prepping for streams, and can't stream longer than two hours she seriously better be pumping out some music.

>>72849563
Trust me, googling is a very rare skill nowadays it's almost like having a phd
>>72849590
It changes your NAT type to C and then only people with really good NAT type (A) can join you

>>72848892
I

the most competent streamer in advent

Nerissa…

>>72848892
N-

Naked dogeza after stream or you won't be forgiven

Also kek Aradia

>>72849483
You can use vpns on nintendo switch?

>>72849705
G

>Araidia antiing her to her face
kek

>Nerissa has dyslexia
>Nerissa is bad with numbers
>Nerissa also has dyslexia with numbers
Maybe have Aradia type in the room codes and verify it?

I will creampie the retard out of her

>>72849766
They were router level

>>72849827
I will creampie a retard into her

>>72849850
I am the baby

>>72849850
>>72849882
>>72849827
I'm the creampie

>>72849785
How long are the simps going to cope with "muh dyslexia" when she can clearly function as evidenced by reading X, discord, and schizo wiki articles all day?

These two loony sisters are great.
And now comes the trial by fire.

Just hearing the two of them talk and banter is nice.

Aradia will actually beat Rissa kek

She's taking the more than 1 time seriously, I like that

nice stream

Why are their models on the wrong sides kek

>>72850089
I'm more wondering why he would think the "that guy is a bot" is believable.

>>72850089
it seems the vfaction left to late and left a bot didnt know it could do that

Aradia will suck out all the sperm from my balls

>>>72850199
Other retards in chat are parroting it too. Fuck this nigger.

BAN V FACTION I DON'T CARE IF HE'S NOT GUILTY

>>72849827
>>72849850
>>72849882
>>72849896
I like banoffee pie

>>72850223
It can't, he's fucking lying.

>>72850238
He didn't spawn back to lobby with them, kys

FATALITY from Aradia

>>72850291
he didnt spawn in with the others so it seems like that was the case lol. Tho it seems like some others arent even listening at all

Bless they fixed the model positioning

>>72849845
>>72849910
Is it true?

Is Nerissa the most disabled Holo?
>Dyslexia
>Scoliosis
>Directionally challenged
>Insomnia maybe
>Depression maybe

how do we convince her to tilt her body when she turns for immersion

>>72850406
>Top 3
real and she can't help it
>last 2
self inflected by her retarded life style

don't mind if i do, rissa

>>72850374
>/ope/ is shit
>while /hlgg/ is actively aids
I have the inkling suspicion that most generals are shit

>>72850374
Too much damage has been done already, and we're still waiting for her to redeem herself, somehow.

>Malpha's husband creams her ass

>>72850374
A good deal of us are ignoring the idiots, and just having a good time, but once people get a thought in their heads in this community, it sticks, do whatever. I'm just enjoying the stream.

>>72848149
If anything, ip's being removed was much more helpful to the Nerissa Defense Force

>>72850486
"Husband"

Fuck Sean that bastard!

They shouldn't give attention to people who refuse to leave, it just encourages attention whores.

I thought aradia was supposed to be good...

>>72850581
You'd complain if she didn't either

>>72850581
Nah, they should call out the fuckers. It works

I wish Rissa would just ban these obnoxious faggots

>didn't even buy the DLC
Nerissa, please...

>>72850609
Confidence is key

How do we get Rissa to be even a fraction as happy and relaxed while streaming as she is with her sister? She really comes out of her shell with her.

When is the Aradia png gonna flop her tits out?

I just want to say, your oshi is so fucking based for getting on people's asses about staying for multiple races. Every time I see that happen in the other holos' MK streams, it drives me up the wall.

>>72850697
idk man idk. She's very lame and silent in collabs even with her genmates, but with Aradia she does a 180 and starts being a great streamer

>>72850773
Could that be because aradia is her sister who she is really close to?

Is there no function in Mario Kart to kick people or just have them only play 1 round?

>Ninja hide away
>DLC track
>"I used to be real good at that one"
>one of the hardest turns in the game, that is very hard for non-pros

>>72850651
This is expensive enough as it is, its been how many years at this point.

>>72850832
nintendo online game lobby please understand

>>72850832
You'd be surprised how shit Nintendo is at online stuff

>>72850823
it's been 7 months since she's started doing this and there's not the slightest hint of improvement.

>>72850697
She likes being around other people and doesn't really enjoy gaming most of the time. She should start doing more creative, non-gaming streams. Possibility of this happening? Nil

>>72850704
She's a Kiara Stan and has said before she's tried to get into Mario races with membership codes in the past, so she gets it.

>>72850899
7 months compared to someone who's been around for nerissa her entire life, huh

>>72850868
25 bucks for doubling the game's track rostee size is not bad actually. They could have just made it a separate game and charged 60 bucks for it

>>72850899
Then watch something else big dog

>>72850945
If you don't get better at doing your job for 7 months you should kys honestly

I don't understand faggots shitting on her every stream, just move on already there are 14 other girls

>>72850773

yall are trying to play 5dchess. Shes just an autist like we all are, have retreated to /here/ and various other terminally online places so without the immediate physical feedback of being face to face doesn't understand context and is hyper aware of it.

she's just the female version of you fucks

>>72850888
>>72850890
Glad I didn't pay for Nintendo online.

>>72851005
Sisters being sisters

I feel like nerissa is surprisingly reserved around people she doesnt know. (I can understand that) I think shes someone who likes a lot of trash talk and banter and I feel like she feels she cant get that with anyone else but her family.

ARADIA SPLIT TOUNG
ARADIA SPLIT TOUNG
ARADIA SPLIT TOUNG

>Aradia playing with candy using her split tongue

>Take my Banana
Gladly my queen

Why does this Sean retard have to share the same name as me

>>72851005
The sooner we ignore them like the guys do in the Shiori split, the better. They try to pretend to be a part of the community, so the sooner they isolated and left to rot, the better things will be.

All i can think of when i heard that Aradia has a split tongue

>>72851360
This but a landwhale

>>72850374
Yeah, I've been whining a lot. Part of it is because I do think Rissa is great when she is "on". She's has a high ceiling in terms of potential. So much of that potential seems to be more squandered with each passing month. The other is jailbirds trying to inject energy back into the split. She's made a lot of poor choices that have left a vacuum of positive energy and something is going to fill that void.

I swear to god I'm going to pistol whip the next person who says Rock Lee.

>>72851340
I'm sorry to tell you, but there's just like 2-3 people in here who really think Rissa is actually the best version of herself and has no need to improve.

i love this split tongue slampig like you wouldn't believe

>>72851360
great fap

>>72851360
Souce

>>72851468
And those people are the vshojo faggots that have never watched a single other Holo

>>72851073
cool it with the projections

>>72851560
Muramata-san no himitsu

>>72851560
/g/286444/

>>72851468
Difference between criticism and the faggots that literally only bitch and whine. If all you do is complain, you’re not a fan, you’re an anti.

she panicked a bit at the >boyfriend mention kek

midwest accent makes me laugh really hard.

I know it's unreasonable to get her as comfortable with us as her sister, but I would like her to loosen up a little bit, she's so energetic and happy with Aradia and I love to see it.

>>72851666
when was that? didn't notice it

>SO LONG GAY BOWSER

>>72851666
Kinda obvious at this point. Always busy yet nothing to show, tries to end stream as fast as she can, doesn't prepare streams, she tended to share more about her day but does less and less nowadays.

>>72851726
Rewatch the MHR stream solo with Jailbirds, she was happy as hell. It got the people shitposting about her only wanting to play with Holos or family members to stfu.

>>72851761
aradia called mario rissa's boyfriend (since she''s playing as peach)

>>72851842
Blatant raid post

>>72851429
I felt a lot better when I decided to vod watch at 3x speed or skip the half-hearted streamer kusoge. I'm back on the Rissa train and enjoying things

>>72851888
oh so they're just stirring shit up

>>72851900
Fair. There's always the better explanation that she's just lazy.

>get out of here gaywads
a bit unhinged risa

Well at least she is still better than Ao and Choco

Does nerissa actually want to play the princess peach game?

>It's been 8 months
>Nerissa STILL thinks we watch her for her gameplay
What the fuck?

>>72852025
Jailbro that used to be a competitive MK player here. She is actually not horrible. It would have been likely she ended up in Zako cup for the new years tournament if she did participate like she was supposed to, but she would likely have been a somewhere between 3-6 in the zako cup. She knows the basics and how to drift which is better than Ao, Kobo, Kanade and FuwaMoco. She is around Noel tier.

>>72852082
At least she mentioned buying the controllers, I don't remember if the game. Most probably just a perms issue.

>>72852217
She hasn't changed her misconceptions at all

GAYmers

>>72852233
>She is around Noel tier.
Grim.

I actually can't tell who's worse between Rissa and Aradia

>>72852276
Nah, she aint mentioming that Pride guy.

>>72851943
She always has the stuttery speech, even with family, that is just her introverted side showing. Its cute, but sometimes people think she's "hiding" things when she is just a shy dork, no matter how sultry her voice sounds.

>>72852379
The Shiori moment from the twilight watchalong still lives rent free in my head tho

>>72852346
Aradia can't drift for shit, Rissa is at least sparking.

>>72851340
Raiders get the rope but that doesn’t mean jailbirds can’t have valid criticisms of her from time to time or that there is nothing Nerissa needs to improve. I know she can improve if she puts her mind to it. But she can never improve if she thinks everything is perfect. It’s frustrating to watch someone you care about stagnate when you know they can do better. I wouldn’t have stuck around this long if I didn’t care.

>cum only once
I hate hookers who have this rule.

>>72852424
That is the spice of the Shioraven dynamic, she lovingly just makes Rissa flabbergasted, like old buddies who just say the most out of pocket shit to each other and still end up fine.

Soundpost anon are you still alive? This is your time to shine

>>72852340
Noel tier is not horrendous. It's the non-competitive people that occationally play for fun tier. Basically they dont know sufficient of the track layout and kart combinations to be genuinely good at the game, but they do know sufficient of the basic mechanics to not be absolutely shit at the game + they mostly rely on circumstantial item usage and RNG.

>>72852424
>Shiori moment
Do You Have the Slightest Idea How Little That Narrows It Down?

That's a lot of calories. Why would she be stress eating?

>>72852495
You just have to accept that she isn't on an idol journey of self-improvement. She'll make marginal improvements when necessary but she isn't ambitious. Learn to enjoy the ride or get off because complaining won't fix anything

>>72852669
>You just have to accept
This fag is here all the time, get new material.

>>72852639
IYKYK
She made a joke about Rissa's father being to "him" as Charlie was with Edward

>Yoshi Valley can suck my dick
Futa Aradia with a split tongue

kek nerissa’s voice started quavering

ARADIA CANCELED (AGAIN)

Sean has to be some kind of mega autist

Always one fucker who ruins it.

>>72853025
Watch it be her autistic brother

Heavy Rain mention in 2024!? Unironically seems like the type of game she would like

Sean is on the Jailbird most wanted list

It's probably a gifted member who is expiring soon anyways.

>>72853043
Isn't there a button to kick players from the lobby?

MODS
ROTATE SEAN'S TESTICLES 2160 DEGREES

>>72853124
Nintendo

>>72853124
there isn't

>>72853143
>>72853184
What the fuck?

>>72853184
That seems extremely short-sighted

Lucky bitch....

>>72853184
Wait seriously?

Wait, so bad behavior gets you name dropped multiple times but throwing to help Rissa doesn't,

>>72853256
The game is not thought to be played like we're doing it.

>>72853293
Gamma males win again

>>72853293
Throwing from 11th place to 12th isn't exactly a massive sacrifice

>>72853293
He got "I love you", that's better than any namefagging

Rissa, why would you say that

>>72853124
>>72853184
Even better, there's an option to rejoin people you've played with so you'll instantly get put into their lobby when a spot opens up.
Yes, some fags do abuse this to follow Homomems when they change lobbies or to rejoin if they leave.

>>72853293
Bad behavior gets you public dissapproval and disdain. Now everybody hates "Sean". Even the >>72851307 hates "Sean"'s now. The losing Jailbird got an "I love you" which is way better.

>>72853256
nintendo isn't know for making good decisions.

>Mococo'sRat
Alright, which one of you is that?

The rat fag is back. Watch Nerissa get pissed off again because this faggot will keep coming back since he doesnt know any boundaries.

Nerissa was doing better earlier but Aradia has been winning these last few rounds.

>>72853517
I don't get that reference

>>72853293
Maybe if you're a masochist, the chivalrous bird got a lovebomb.

>>72853546
She has been reading chat more than she did in the first rounds, which distracts her

less and less jailbirds are joining

>>72853680
That means almost everyone already had a turn. Hopefully she'll realize and let people rejoin.

>>72853680
They're being very respectful and not going for a second round.

Was able to easily get in. Are not many people joining? I wanna play again

>>72853680
No way out of 6,000 people watching only like 50 have this game.

>>72853742
Fuck off Sean

>>72853680
sorry but I despise nintendo more than I love Rissa

>>72853768
I don't even have a switch

>>72853768
I already played

>>72853768
I have it, but I don't have membership to get the code

>>72853768
I have no Switch or Mario Kart

>>72853768
my brother took my copy of MK back to school with him :(

>>72853780
Calm down, I've only played once and fumbled up, I just want another chance.

>>72853768
You need to be a member
You need to have a switch
You need this game
And you need to pay Nintendo
And you need to not have played already

1670-8416-7723

>>72853768
i don't buy nintendo products

>>72853768
I haven't played any mario games since Super Mario World.

>>72853901
Damn that looks worse than I thought, how many out of 6000 would even fulfill those qualifications

Aradia is the most likely to say nigger first on stream in EN

>>72853768
I already played. My oshi told me to let other jailbirds have a chance.

>>72854012
>say nigger first on stream in EN
>he doesn't know

>>72854012
>first
She wouldn't even be the fifth

>>72854016
Unless you're noticeable like Sean or V-Faggot I bet you could do another round

>>72854080
>>72854089
Wait....what?

>>72853768
Money is tight before next paycheck even if I have a Switch.

>>72854089
>>72854080
I don't remember anyone using the hard R

Aradia is just the version of Nerissa that lets her impulses win.

>>72854124
But I would know I had betrayed her trust and I don't want to do that.

>>72854133
hownu.ru

>>72854188
Advent level of new

Holy fuck.

Architects!

Aradia would be the kind of girl to answer the question "who was in paris?"

THICK AND BEEFY
ALL ME

okay what the fuck.
I had the stream muted since I was finishing up a game, I unmuted it and aradia is doing a JOI voice?

This woman knows how to pick her words

MY DICK

Rissa has a thing or two to learn from Aradia about ASMR

Rissa is look sideways every time like "what is she even doing?"

jesas

>>72854172
Aradia is just Nerissa if she was witty.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>72854339
Aradia is just Nerissa if she enjoyed what she does.

I think this is the one time where it's actually Youtube's fault, because I'm having issues too for once

>>72854339
>Aradia is just Nerissa if she was a WHORE.
ftfy

>>72854339
Nerissa is witty...Aradia is just more extroverted I think.

>>72854166
Miko, gta, remember

>>72854447
That's not EN though

>>72854447
Yeah but the anon specified EN

>>72854480
Kiara said nigga during a rap song karaoke once, which makes her a more hardcore rapper than Mori

it's because her connection is bad right now.

Nerissa's "bau bau" should be "sex sex"

Nerissa wanted to end kek

>nintendo decided that Aradia should eat

>>72854480
>>72854485
Miko is EN 0, fucking newfags.

Is she dumb here or is nintendo extra retarded?

Is it really like that for Nintendo lobbies? What?

>>72854480
Oh right I'm stupid

Yeah I remember this retardation as well. You can't delete tournaments

Damn I'm like 90% certain that Aradia has had a snack on every single stream she's been on
So basically architect bros we building

>>72854547
Sometimes I think she wants to end 5 minutes into every stream

>>72854611
Why is nintendo terrible with their online games?

>>72854576
Retard. Haachama and Coco are EN 0.

Jesus Fuck, you mean she's not being retarded and Nintendo is actually like this?

>>72854603
>>72854599
Shiori couldn't do it either so I believe it's Nintendo

Also Aradia is FUCKING FAT

>>72854658
Moron, it's a 3-person gen with Miko. She speaks english better than you do.

Aradia force feeding Rissa

jailbirds?

>>72854674
little bit of column A, little bit of column B

Why did we have to settle for Nerissa instead of Aradia getting into Advent? She's a better singer, is more interactive with chat, and seems genuinely happy to be a part of this. Instead we got leftovers from Mamarissa's genes.

>>72854687
Yeah, that means she can bounce harder on my dick.

Nerissa's whoring out her sister instead of streaming

>>72854438
Pretty much, if someone was raised more self-assured, they tend to be more confident in their actions. When Nerissa gets loose, she gets LOOSE.

>>72854786
Best stream in a while lmao

RISSA READS???

>>72854851
You all say this every time Aradia shows. Are you sure not just an Aradia fan.

Example 386 of buying stupid bullshit

>>72854913
AND SHE WILL FUCKING DO IT AGAIN

>Husband
NTR NTR NTR

>Bribing his woman with food
Aradia's husband is skilled...

>>72854913
Anon, look where you are. Vtubing is literally one of the prime examples of entertainers capitalizing on people who buy stupid bullshit.

>>72855000
Money is sexy
Nice digits

These chunky midwestern ladies are talking about food again...

>>72855000
the man is a true architect

>>72855000
In Caribbean/Venezuelan tribes we have a saying that roughly translates "love goes through the stomach to the heart". So if men arent able to cook they are likely to be failures

>>72854133
https://streamable.com/jgw3o5
it’s not “nigger” but it’s close enough

NERISSA HAS A GUN

>>72855069
Only one of them is chunky, sadly

>>72855114
kek she panicked so hard

>>72855143
Rissa is skinnyfat so she counts as chunky in my book

>>72855143
>One of them is pregnant of her 5th
>one of them is a a chonkey split tongued sex demon with wife capabilities
>one of them is a girlfailure with a scoliosis
My oshi is the latter

>>72855114
mori the wigger MUST have said it too, right?

Midwestern women are insatiable.

>>72855299
LOL
LMAO

>>72855298
The Ravencroft genes really got watered down with each try huh

>>72855299
If you count RM twitter then dozens of times
In actual streams a couple of times

>>72854913
It just keeps happening

>Aradia: I want 11 different meals a day
Architect bros, how we feeling?

>>72855299
Mori called anons niggers on /a/

>Aradia doesn't know about the 2 hours thing so she wants to try to play more

>>72855419
she probably called me a nigger like... seven times

>>72855403

I thought Aradia was the based Ravencroft....

Rissa don't lie, you take them seriously too.

Even Aradia thinks Rissa is messed up for watching it 3 times within 4 months

What's Rissa's highest streak of streams without talking about Twilight?

How did she turn even mario kart into twilight?

>The racially ambiguous pushy guy is a "creep"
>The bone white pushy guy is "hot"
What is this behavior called?

I was indifferent towards Twilight two months ago and now I fucking hate it.

>>72855660
Chat asked for it

>>72855665
the truth

>>72854576
Miko is a runner up applicant for every EN gen to date. EN4 will be her time to shine bros.

I hate how she stalls the last 20-30 minutes until the 2 hours mark

>>72855665
The racially ambigious guy was a pedo

>>72855511
Brorissa is

Rissa please talk about your plans, your projects, maybe take suggestions for creative streams.

The stream won’t even make it to two hours

>>72855298
A great cook, loves to pamper and clean, and is a budding mecha fan and shameless horndog idol otaku? I don't even care if she calls herself a girlfailure, that is too many wins. I'm an rpg player, I'll got for it.

Aradia needed correction

Part of the reason her streams are so bad is she refuses to talk about anything but the game. Even the last game, directly after the meet and greet, she just started the stream, went right into the gam and said nothing. She ended the gameplay and immediately ended the stream without any zatsu at all. Now today she admits she doesn't want to talk too much because she won't have enough to say for her zatsu stream.. Well bitch just act like a normal Holo and zatsu while you game instead of making your fucking streams half assed.

>>72855746
>>72855783
What's this 2 hour mark thing?

>>72855679
tell me about it, don't think there's been one kirin stream without twilight getting brought up since that watchalong

I thought this was a good stream. I liked it.

>member focused stream
Please I beg you Rissa don't count it as that

>>72855841
We used to joke about how most of her streams are 2 hours until she actually embraced it and does everything in her power to end at 2 hours, even throwing games to die and quit

Damn Bijou that was slick

>>72855665
Being based

It's all so disappointing, man. I don't even know what to say anymore.

>>72855883
Good but disappointing near the end. And the scuffle at the beginning. Like, she got the error 2 times and totally gave up. Even Aradia wanted to play more.

>>72855883
Same here. Any scruff can be attributed to the indie devs Nintendo.

>not even a 2 hour stream
Why

>>72855885
Told you guys

Imagine admitting you don't want to zatsu too much in a stream because then you can't zatsu in another stream. She's literally been holding out on zatsuing at the beginning and end of each stream like every other Holo so she can pad out her schedule with a lazy zatsu stream.

Thanks, and that's funny to think about

>>72856143
Why is she so lazy

I love my wife Rissa and her short streams
t. guy that needs to wake up early to work

>>72855917
>>72856191
Meant to say thanks to you

>>72856143
Another sleepy zatsu tomorrow. I don't know whether I should be happy or sad that it's not members content

>>72856143
Hey guys I'm going to make this stream worse by not zatsuing at all so I can do a zatsu in another stream because it's basically a free square on the I streamed today bingo card my manager gave me.

>>72856368
Shes just going to talk about what she ate and read SCs

>>72854631
Bruh she's literally a fat whore, I can't believe the Ravencroft family has the perfect Malpha and the complete disaster Aradia in one family

>>72856368
Remember, this was the members content. The one she said we'd get last week. It's a bit on us for suggesting MK8.

>>72856423
The gap is amazing, thinking back on it now it's really impressive to see the difference in lifestyles

Patiently waiting for hearties

>>72855883
And now, while other people are having fun looking forward to the zatsu tomorrow we get silliness already. Night everyone.

Talk about what you're liking about the LOTR books, talk about some anime, do that fast food tier list you mentioned, vaguely talk about what you're working on or what games you want to play, trauma dump, talk about holomoms, talk about more stupid shit you bought, etc
There's so many things you can zatsu on if you just sat down and thought about it for 2 seconds.

>>72855841
I hate this 2 hours meme because it's very stupid... zatsu, collabs, karaoke are usually short, idk why people expect long streams
even today, mario kart gets easily repetitive after some cups, it's reasonable.

>>72856423
As another brilliant anon put it she's a slampig. A term I find hilarious
>>72856470
But I feel like a sucker whenever she does a sleepy zatsu as members content now. It's fine a few times, but when that became the norm, just feels disappointing. At least MK8 is a nice perk