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>> No.72734906
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Older = Better

>> No.72734950
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Hag sex

>> No.72734997
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>>72734874
Breeding pekomama

>> No.72735007

>>72734874
/hag/ will never stop winning
As time goes on, we only grow stronger

>> No.72735008

I WILL GIVE PEKORA NEW BROTHERS AND SISTERS

>> No.72735068

what are we buying haggots<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.72735140

I'm in love with Peko mama..

>> No.72735175
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goo goo gaa gaa

>> No.72735417

>>72735068
I haven't bought anything...

>> No.72735492

>>72735417
what are you waiting then

>> No.72735891

she has to be like 55 right?

>> No.72735959

>>72735891
It's wonderful isn't it?

>> No.72735987

>>72734874
Unintentional but also an appropriate OP for Easter Monday.

>> No.72736030

>>72734997
How freaky is this bunny?

>> No.72736341

>>72734874
literally built for assisted_paizuri

>> No.72736774

>>72736030
she'd make her daughter bring water and food while you're copulating like rabbits

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It's Mama ch. now

>> No.72737729

>>72736774
She better prep her daughter too

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>>72736030
your glands will never be the same

>> No.72737907

>>72735891
Definitely in her 50s.

>> No.72738023

>>72735008
She's all out of eggs.

>> No.72738205

>>72734874
>We're this close from oyakodon with hags
Can't wait for when Pekora truly becomes a hag it should be this year, right?

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https://twitter.com/usami_amroo/status/1774788235249824067

>> No.72738507

>>72738394
>マザコン
はい、俺

>> No.72738844

Which hag do you want to personally make a mother the most?

>> No.72738882
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>>72738844
My Sheepwife.

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>>72738394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waT96YqpDNs

>> No.72738975

>>72738205
Pekora already turned a hag last month

>> No.72739515
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>>72738844
I've got quite the list.
This sheep is first.
Miosha
Half-elf
Funny Fennec
La Lion
Rabbit queen mom
Rabbit princess
Lunahime
Koyori

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>>72738844

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>>72738844
Lui.

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>> No.72740699

>>72740590
Fuu-tan... I should have baked an edition for you but I was blinded by my lust for Peko-mama... Forgive me...

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Mamarissa my beloved...

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>>72738844
The breeding wouldn't stop until I was hospitalized

>> No.72741277

>>72738975
What a wonderful news. Thanks, anon.

>> No.72741578

>>72741093
Mamas are the best

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Considering the age, I wonder what's Mio's and Botan's mama like...

>> No.72742289

>>72742209
Old.

>> No.72742363

>>72742209
Both of their mamas are younger than them

>> No.72742715

>>72742209
Dead.

>> No.72742717

>>72742363
Anon... read the room

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>>72738205
I want her hagger

>> No.72742799

>>72742715
yabe, but nah. The only Hag mom that seems to have health issues is Korone's mom, she took a few breaks to go to her mother's house before

>> No.72742873

>>72742717
I'm not doing that, too much work

>> No.72742884
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Getting drunk with your girlfriend's mother...

>> No.72743182

I've been disconnected from vtubers for a while but how did this even happen?

>> No.72743275

>>72743182
Cover probably saw what that one Advent member was doing and saw there was a demand. Of course they went all out for the rabbit

>> No.72743566

>>72743275
>Cover
>Implying Cover would pay for a model when they don't even pay for talent's orisongs
All this came from Peko's pocket and she was the first talent to introduce her mother to the audience

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Today is a really bad day to be browsing this thread or twitter while at work

>> No.72744196

>>72743566
Before matsuri? Matsuri has had her whole family on

>> No.72744250

>>72744121
JESUS I FOUND THE EASTER BUNNY

>> No.72744310

>>72744196
ah right, Matsuri is the first

>> No.72744715

>>72744121
Pure sex. Beats me how Pekora doesn't have an army of siblings at this point.

>> No.72745009

>>72744715
Pekopapa's pretty much Komisan's dad

>> No.72745056

>>72735891
considering how young some mothers are in Japan I would bet she's not even past her late forties.

>> No.72745138
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gm hagbros

>> No.72745440

おあよ

>> No.72745875

>>72745056
That would imply Pekomama had Pekora at 19 at most, possibly even before being of age. Is Pekora even the eldest?

>> No.72745905

>>72745138
Oayo

>> No.72746072

But now in all seriously. What is their fucking secret? Why are hags so appealing?

This must be some sort of collective mommy issues, bros. But really... HOW many people can have these?

>> No.72746147

>>72746072
I have no shame in admitting I have mommy issues but not all haggots are as dysfunctional as me.

>> No.72746200

>>72746072
I would like to say my attraction to them is not because I lacked a mother figure in my life.
I prefer an idealistic view to a pragmatic view.

>> No.72746315

>>72746072
I don't have mommy issues, I just like older women that have given up on starting a family even though that was clearly their biggest dream. I'm a saviourfag, not a mommyfag

>> No.72746364

if i dont make it into holo while i still have my youth id be content if my hypothetical daughter becomes an aidoru chuuba and then pulls me onstream

>> No.72746548

>>72745875
In the stream Pekomama said that Pekora is the youngest of three siblings

>> No.72746594

>>72738023
THAT WON'T STOP ME FROM TRYING

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>>72746548
To add onto this, Pekora has two older brothers. Pekomama has said she was finally blessed with a daughter in Pekora.

>> No.72746689

>>72746147
I think the mommy issues is the number one reason, even if people deny it. Feels good to not be alone in never having a mother figure.

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>>72746364
That's the dream of parents.
Though you can replace the idol dream with anything.
Just for them to live better is enough.

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>>72746689
either that or you want to fuck your mom

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>>72746072
>

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>>72746790
Freud please.

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>>72746738
That's always the goal. For them to have it just a little better than I ever did. If I get to watch them grow up and make good choices, I can't ask for more than that.

>> No.72747029

>>72746738
for real
i want a daughter more than anything so i can teach her not to make my mistakes

>> No.72747182

>>72747029
And a son to teach him not to make mine.

>> No.72747324

>>72746072
No mommy issues for me. I just want a big titty soft hag to adore and breed with bareback like animals when we're ready to have kids and raise our family lovingly.

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>>72747182
I think I just want to teach him to follow his dream.
Anything else is just support and basic life lessons.

>> No.72747495

Watching the Pekomama debut gave me a raging desire of doujins featuring mothers stealing away their daughters boyfriend. Not good. Also because I'm not sure what tag combination I would need to find those.

>> No.72747496

>>72746940
Freud was an egotistical hack. Most of his shit is regarded as pseudo-scientific, and at best he was the proverbial broken clock that is right twice per day.

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>> No.72747527

Why go after the product when you can seize the production facility instead?

>> No.72747580

>>72747029
>>72747182
When the time comes I'm hoping for a daughter. I will likely be a mess of a father when it comes to her dating and such, but I would rather bet on the female genes of my wife's side. All the men from her side are absolute train wrecks of people, and I'm not sure if I want to gamble on my genes winning out over them within our son.

>> No.72747606

i wonder what the over/under is for the percentage of people who are attracted to their own mothers vs the percentage of people who find only the mothers of other people attractive

>> No.72747703
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>>72747580
It's the environment as much as the genes.
There's ways to fix the odds in your favour.

>> No.72747723

>>72747606
Every little boy in existence has had a crush for one of his friend's mom. If they didn't they either had no friends or are weird as hell

>> No.72747738

>>72734874
OP gives me Horizon in the middle of nowhere, but instead of bunnies it was wolfs. I mean, genes not transfering lel.

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>>72747723
I support this statement.
At least for myself.

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>>72747703
I can sure hope so. Whatever comes out I'll do my best with, but I'd still prefer a daughter to dote on.

>> No.72747875

>>72747580
best case scenario for me, absolute dream scenario: i have one boy first, then twin girls
the purpose being so he can develop a sense of responsibility early on and not end up an entitled shit flinging brat
and twin girls for the purpose of 1. its really cute and 2. two chances to avert another me happening

>> No.72747974

>>72734874
Imagine the oyakodon.

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>>72734874
Do hags have to be able to cook?

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I love pekomama, but what the fuck is this? why are her knees three feet below her body. and the size of twigs.

>> No.72748278

>>72748164
Better if

>> No.72748314

>>72748214
??

>> No.72748338

>>72747723
Unfortunately none of my friends' moms were exactly attractive. My teachers on the other hand were very attractive even without the horniness of a teenager.

>> No.72748698

>>72748338
School is also another place where you spend most of your time so I'll allow it still.

>> No.72748821

>>72748214
your mind has been fried by "thicc" designs and off model fanart,<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.72748947

>>72734874
Sex

>> No.72748999

>>72746147
My mom died when I was a kid so that's probably why I love hags.
I kind of just accepted it now.

>> No.72749139

>>72734874
woah that was fast.
saved

>> No.72749255

>>72734874
i like the interpretation of pekomama being a complete semen demon and pekora being completely helpless to prevent her from seducing every nousagi and siphoning the nut from their balls

>> No.72749287

>>72748999
*Hugs anon

>> No.72749290

>>72747723
I was the kid with the mom people lusted after. It sucked.

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>>72749139
It's actually an imageset from last year

>> No.72749422

>>72749287
no hugs needed, it was 21 years ago.

>> No.72749520

>>72747723
But what if I liked teachers instead? I once had a homeroom adviser who was preggo most of the season.

>>72747875
Same. If it indeed is a boy first, I'll especially train him not to do like his uncle (my first brother). He did so much shit to all of us...

>> No.72749534

>>72746072
If you become an ojiisan then they are just your age

>> No.72749582

>>72748164
Highly appreciated because I like eating.

>> No.72749628

>>72749290
>with the mom people lusted after
Even I lusted after my mom, blood
Thank god that I got into flat instead of incest

>> No.72749876

>>72749628
My mom was menhera so I didn't feel that attraction. If anything, I blame anime and games, it seemed like they had a lot of hot moms and I indulged in that a lot growing up.

>> No.72749983

>>72746072
What if it's the opposite? Instead of lacking a mother figure, you're interested in hags because you love your mom and want someone like her in your and your kids' daily lives.

The more the merrier, is what I'm trying to say.

And maybe you just want someone to dote over you like your mother did when you were a kid.

>> No.72750752

>>72746072
I like older women because I find younger women obnoxious. I don't want a shrill, indecisive girl who bounces from thing to thing on a whim. I want a calmer woman who knows what she wants, one I can have meaningful conversations and time with.

>> No.72750793

>>72749983
You'd be surprised how many hagbros just want to be pampered. Absolutely disgusting

>> No.72751296

>>72749983
...maybe. My ma's one of the best things there is in my life rn. And >>72750752
too, though I say case to case.

A worthy woman is a worthy woman to me, no matter the age. So long aa its not comically far apart (20+)

>> No.72751707

>>72749290
If it's any consolation, I wouldn't lust after your mom without your consent.

>> No.72752384

>>72734874
SEX

>> No.72752513

>>72751707
Like anyone would actually ask that

>> No.72752648

>>72749290
I would lust after your mother and also tell you about it.

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>>72746072
Few theories, but most obvious one might be;
>doing dishes, taking out trash or cooking a meal is an achievement
hags have their shit figured out(at least on basic level) and It's appealing compared to ladies in their early 20's

>> No.72754033

>>72751707
>>72752648
That part sucks when you're a little kid. Nowadays I get mistaken for being her brother or something.

>> No.72754081

Legendary day

>> No.72754154

>>72754033
Is she single?

>> No.72754256

>>72754031
>early 20s women can't do that
How low is the bar over there anon?

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>>72738844

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>>72754256
You can perfectly describe modern city woman with the "damn bitch you live like this" meme

>> No.72755287

>>72754940
I mean, I haven't dated women like that at all lately but pretty much 90% of the girls here learn how to take care of the house and cook by the time they're 18 just by spending time with their mothers and granmas

>> No.72755606

This is the best thread and these
>>72734874
>>72749348
Are the best images, thank you

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>>72755287
here's the catch, you won't know until you actually live with them.

I can bet any any ISP or maintenance techs who do house calls can confirm that young ladies rarely have their apartment in prime shape. It's either freshly cleaned for visitors or looks like bomb went off in there

>> No.72756450

>>72756104
>you won't know until you actually live with them
I'm just saying that that's very rare to find here. You can say hags have their shit together because they're not indecicive and have FOMO all the times since they had their fun when they could

>> No.72756640

>>72756450
>FOMO all the times since they had their fun when they could
That's not a hag then but an old roastie

>> No.72756639

im so glad my mom actually taught me to do useful mom shit
i cant imagine what had to go wrong with the current generation to make them turn out the way they did

>> No.72756773

>>72756450
You have an idealized vision of the women in your country, whichever it is.

>> No.72756844

>>72738844
Miosha 2000%
Reine
Lui
Evening Primrose

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>>72756450
I mean it's not that deep.
Older people are just usually wiser.

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>>72756639
>older gen that still had subjects in school like home eco, tailoring and woodworking

>> No.72757213

>>72757017
to my understanding pretty much no school in america does these classes anymore
its kind of ridiculous

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>>72757017
I would hope schools still teach those, I know mine did a long time ago when I was there.

>> No.72757976

>>72757017
Here everyone had home eco and you'd choose between tailoring and woodworking after trying both for the school year. Like 99% of girls went to tailoring and guys into woodworking. Some of the stuff we made then my family still uses.

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>>72746072
I always felt both safe and masculine around older women. Safe in a sense I could just be myself, express myself freely, without the idea that I had to score some imaginary points so that a girl likes me back.
And Masculine because they actually commented on my phisique and/or achievements which always gave me a boost in confidence.
And yeah, my darling hag wife cooks and is perfect home maker I love her so much I cannot live without her

>> No.72758979

Someone did a sketch of my request of Pekomama getting creampied by Pekora's boyfriend
https://files.catbox.moe/95ncfc.png

>> No.72759131

>>72758979
WTF

>> No.72759180

>>72758979
bruh

>> No.72759256

>>72758979
I can only laugh at how absurd this is

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>>72757017
we used to have those too. genuinely loved home eco. at first we rolled our eyes during the swaps but quickly realized that its good for girls to learn how to handywork and for boys to fix our own clothes and cook. shame those subjects were axed here.

>> No.72759694

>>72758979
Kek

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>> No.72760063

>>72757017
I only had one of those, home eco, and they genuinely changed the name to "adulting" after I graduated...

>> No.72760068

>>72759527
My mother taught me those things when she found out that we wouldn't learn them in school, specifically "so that I wouldn't be dependent on a woman" to take care of myself.
Little did she know... how well she would succeed.

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poruka of the day

>> No.72760120

>>72760096
Damn.

>> No.72760160

>>72760068
Bad end...

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>> No.72760214

>>72760096
Giving Pekora 4 half siblings.

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PLAP PLAP NEXT MEME

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I would give Pekomama 4 more kids

>> No.72760742

>>72745056
If she had her first son at 18 (2nd son at 19, Pekora at 20), and if he's only 32 now, she'd have to be at least 50yo. Even if she was underage when she had her first child, she can't be younger than 47, and that's a stretch. She's on the tail-end of MILF, depending on whether the sons have had children she might be a GILF already.

>> No.72761036

>>72747875
>giving the son the chance to groom his twin imoutos just like my erodoujin
I wish your wish comes true

>> No.72761118

>>72757017
I never had any of that, I was simply raised on a household whose mom knows how to cook homemade and that understood the importance of keeping the house clean. I'm not as good as her at cooking but even I can make a whole dish by just remembering how she does it, and keeping the house clean is nothing but natural. I just can't grasp the idea of people being so incompetent they can't even cook a scrambled egg or mop the floor. Even my sister who is 16 years younger than me and is a lazy ass is learning how to cook and is a really good baker when she wants to.

>> No.72761338

>haglive
what a time to be alive

>> No.72762620

>>72746072
I don't have mommy issues and get along well with both my parents but I did have a massive crush on a teacher during middle school and high school and she kind of played along with it sometimes but obviously it never went to anything

>> No.72763151
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>>72746072
never had mother issues, but my aunt was my first childhood crush and 100% warped my view. she showed me so much love, used to take me out for adventures. I think I went on vacations with my uncle and aunt more times than my own parents. she was also the first woman I saw naked by accident when I was very young while we were at the beach. I could fill a whole post about her.

>> No.72763324

>>72763151
>I could fill a whole post about her.
Do it

>> No.72763369
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>>72763151
Based.

>> No.72763393
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>>72746072
I actually have daddy issues and older women were always kind to me so I love them. Also god damn are they fucking hot. I’ve loved their mature bodies since I was a kid and we had to kneel down at church. Always got a face full of hag ass. I need to get right with god again

>> No.72763420
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72763420

?

>> No.72763595

>>72763420
The age of 50 is in demand.

>> No.72763641

>>72746072
I just like the idea of a woman that I can let my guard down around.

>> No.72763939
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>>72749534
I'm at the point where 99% of them are younger than me.

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>> No.72764989

>>72763151
based auntchad

>> No.72765130
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Started writing something but I can't figure it out.
https://litter.catbox.moe/obi1ml.txt

>> No.72765529

>>72765130
I was expecting paragraphs lol. Why did you catbox this?

>> No.72765596

>>72760327
>NEXT MEME
thanks, my sides are in orbit now...

>> No.72765726
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>> No.72765747

>>72765726
true

>> No.72765969

>>72765529
I couldn't find the words to continue it so I might end up just scrapping it.

>> No.72766501
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>>72765130
What can't you figure out?

>> No.72766598
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>>72765969
Why don't you work from the beginning? Like establish a story and scenery for which climax will eventually take place. I think you'll find that once the relationship has more meat and tangible life to it, expanding the sex in detail will come easier.

>> No.72766902

Why doesn't Pekora do more lesbian incest streams with her mom?

https://files.catbox.moe/3rv1di.png
https://files.catbox.moe/xhd6hb.png

>> No.72767422

>>72734874
Would you rather fuck your mother in your hagshi's body or your hagshi in your mother's body?

>> No.72767798

>>72766501
I think it's the sequence of events getting jumbled in my head or maybe I just can't find the right words to express what's there.
>>72766598
This was pretty much an outline of sorts for the sex scene of something I've been writing but I might just redo it and try it that way.

>> No.72767900

she has to be in her fifties right?

>> No.72768215

>>72767422
Neither.
I'm not fucking my mother, Freud.

>> No.72768222
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what did she mean by this....

>> No.72768528
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>>72746072
Lo mejor de las maduras, es que puedes comerles el roscón de reyes, mientras te tienen al fuego unas lentejas de puta madre. Yo recuerdo una que conocí en un eroski, y la recuerdo como uno de los mejores polvos de mi vida. Ella me hizo unos callos cojonudisisimos, y mientras los preparaba, yo le daba como un cabrón por el ojete, ya que se había puesto faldita para que fuese haciendo mientras cocinaba. Creo que eyaculé tal cantidad de esperma, que estuve dos horas inconsciente. Menos mal que los callos me dieron fuerza para acabar el día con un par más. Y tenía unos hijos majísimos. Menudos vicios echamos al crash bandicoot 2.

>> No.72768559

>>72768528
はい?

>> No.72768590

>>72767422
hmmm
the first one

>> No.72768732

>>72738844
Pekomama > AZKi > Mio = Marine > Lui > Watame > Kanata > Koyori > Sora > Korone > Botan > Ina

>> No.72768790

>>72767422
I'm so unattracted to anything related to my mom that I wouldn't bother.

>> No.72768818

>>72734874
SURELY there's a Pekomama card being baked, r-right....?

>> No.72768968

>>72768528
Almost spat out my drink

>> No.72769003

>>72768559
A mi en cristiano, chinito.

>> No.72769200
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alright shes fully assembled
adjusted some colors as well, looks much better imo
hope she melts well

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>>72768528
>>72769003

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>>72769200
Good luck

>> No.72769917
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>>72767798
Well if it's just the sex scene you're interested in writing, maybe it would help to think of how the foreplay would continue. Would you prefer to tease Koyori, who seems to be getting into heat? Make her really writhe and beg for it, grip the base of her tail and comb through it while you bump and grind, reach forward and massage her pointy ears. Or maybe you'd prefer to get in there and taste the goods yourself. You pretty much got the start of it going, so let yourself play with Koyo like you want.

>> No.72770211

>>72763939
Same here, really amusing when people call late 20s women dommy mommy.
I'm at the point where mid 30s could be my cute little sister.

>> No.72770340

ojisans...

>> No.72770413

>>72766902
That's a big ass

>> No.72770507

>>72767422
I like my mom, she's a good woman, though she should lose a little bit of weight. I'm fine with either

>> No.72770571
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>>72769200
i send troublesome prayers your way

>> No.72770623
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>>72768528
No puedo descifrar de que subregión hispana viene este acento
>>72768818
>being baked
Anon, there's been Pekomama cards since a long time ago

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what the fuck is going on today

>> No.72770835
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>>72770682
All thoughts have left my head after watching Fauna's stream. I'm enjoying myself though.

>> No.72770939
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You HAVE been getting rich for your hag, right anon?

>> No.72771473

>>72770682
I want to fuck Pekora's mom.

>> No.72771555
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>>72770623
>just realized where I posted
Apologies for the silliness. Unfortunately have never seen ones of her around though. Actively keeping my eye out.

>> No.72771596

>>72770939
I only just got my first paid job after dropping out of university.

>> No.72771689

>>72763420
Marine should just cut the middleman and bear a child already, her viewership would double overnight.

>> No.72771839
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>>72770939
IM FUCKING TRYING TO IN THIS RUBBISH PIECE OF SHIT STATE BEFORE THE COUNTRY GOES TO SHIT, I HAVE TO GRADUATE THIS YEAR, PICK UP A NEW JOB AND MAKE ALL KINDS OF INVESTMENTS TO MOVE OUT AND BUILD MY OWN LAND AND WELFARE BEFORE EVERYTHING GOES TO HELL
FUCK THIS ECONOMY AND ALL THE HANDRUBBER INSTITUTIONS

>> No.72771860

>>72768222
>retro chuuba who plays all kinds of obscure old games and does retrospectives from unpopular consoles has an older audience

Really gets the noggin joggin

>> No.72772022
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>>72768528
I'm a spanish native speaker and I couldn't understand a lick of what you just said.

>> No.72772089
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>>72771860
I was wondering why she chose to ask in the first place, not the results....

>> No.72772338

>>72746072
Younger women are that fucking bad. Not only are they more mentally unstable, but they are also aging a lot faster (not in a good way). So older women are unironically more appealing despite not having their youth. It's actually insane how bad some of the young people are fumbling. I have no idea what gen alpha women are like, but zoomettes are a write off for me entirely.

>> No.72772605
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>>72768528
basado.
>>72772022
regresa ala casa, yomi

>> No.72772609

>>72772022
Eso simplemente significa que eres un sudaca.

>> No.72773023

>>72772609
No, significa que no tengo lenguaje de barrio bajo, muchas gracias.

>> No.72773260

>>72772609
To be justo with Anon, that guy used words from all differents hispanics accents kek

>> No.72773358
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>>72769200
dude
this is so obnoxious i dont know what im doing wrong

>> No.72773440

>>72773023
Menudo pijo eres, negro.
Ahi hay lo peor tres palabras malsonantes, el resto es bien sencillo.

>> No.72773782

>>72773358
she really is a troublesome woman...

>> No.72773831

where the fuck did you all come from?

>> No.72773877

>>72744121
Working on eastern monday?

>> No.72773926

>>72773831
>He doesn't know that hag love is a very acclaimed philosophy in the Hispanic world

>> No.72774156

>>72768528
let me see if I can give you the english rough translation:
"The best part of hags is that you can eat their assholes while they are cooking you some good fucking lentils. I remember meeting one in an eroski [tl note: no clue what this is], and I remember as one of the best cums of my life. She made me some amazing callos [tl note: type of dish], and while she was preparing them I fucked her ass like a beast, since she was wearing a short skirt for things to happen as she cooked. I think I came such a load of sperm that I spent two hours unconscious. Thankfully the callos gave me enough strength to finish the day with a couple more. She also had cute kids. We played a lot of Crash Bandicoot 2"

Or something along these lines

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>Moom! I told you you to change and put on something less lewd that Anon was coming!
>Oh, but I'm sure he doesn't mind, isn't that true Anon?
>...

>> No.72774349
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>>72774156
Eroski is just a supermarket chain in the Basque Country.

>> No.72774372

>>72774243
really shows how crap Pekora's design is that you can so easily improve it by just making it a bit older

>> No.72774568
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>>72774372
I wouldn't call Pekora's design crap, it's one of the most iconic vtuber designs in the history. But everything looks better older and with bigger saggy tits

>> No.72774690

>>72774568
I mean the hair, the face, the dog eyebrows, etc just don't fit together that well, while if you change the face a bit it looks much better.

>> No.72774711

>>72774372
Just give her 15 more years and she'll be as healthy as Pekomama.

>> No.72774811
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Bros whatever you do don't search ぺこらママ on pixiv. It'll give you impure thoughts!

>> No.72774903

>>72768528
anon tu madre es muy maja

>> No.72774908

>>72774156
ogey

>> No.72774949
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>>72774811
fuck off bro I've went about 3-4 days without wrangling the weasel, don't fuck it up for me now

>> No.72775227
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>dishwasher art
based

>> No.72775554

>>72774903
Gracias.

>> No.72775597
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>>72774949
sounds like you have 4 days to catch up

>> No.72775710

>>72775227
god bless. i think this is the first time he's drawn a vtuber

>> No.72775726
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>>72775597
don't make me hide posts man, I already want to go feral and have a woman go feral on me

>> No.72775811

Bros, I need Pekomama to make her own gaming channel...

>> No.72775864

>dishwasher

>> No.72775970
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Man...hags are the best.

>> No.72776065
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Pekomama stream, Varnis delivered more lion sexo. Today's a good day

>> No.72776094

>>72768818
Soon

I'm finishing up the greetings

Watch /wAIfu/ or chub

>> No.72776228
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>>72776094
based baker, you will be blessed in the near future

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hell of a day

>> No.72777445

>>72741093
her reaction to bijou is so funny, what a sheila

>> No.72777495
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>>72773358
took like an hour but shes finally patched

>> No.72778299
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>>72777495
Wamy is looking good

>> No.72778339
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>> No.72778594
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How desperate of a hag will Wamy be in a few years? She's barely even a cake and is already showing promising signs.

>> No.72778611

>>72776094
You're the most based anon at the present time.

>> No.72778901
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzubNLMt0GU
>hag covering a song called Freud
This is beyond parody.

>> No.72778919

>>72778594
the alcohol makes her forget her hag instincts. First you need to take her booze then she goes feral.

>> No.72779026
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>Eh, Anon? he's still not here...

>> No.72780212
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>> No.72780395

>>72776228
>>72778611

>>72780302

>> No.72780470

>>72780395
I thought it was for koikatsu, where do I use this

>> No.72780673
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>>72777495
nice job. i saw this first and i couldn't even tell there was holes in it before

>> No.72781456
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bros where does she live kek
https://twitter.com/BonnieLaran/status/1774961789668676028

>> No.72781547

>>72780470
Ai bot card

Go to /waifu/ and read the OP

>> No.72782515

>>72780673
thanks anon

>> No.72783349
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>>72777495
rort of late in the thread to ask but
any suggestions on who to do next

>> No.72783396

The simple truth is that, with young women getting worse and worse, men will refine their tastes towards older women.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.72783437

>>72783349
*sort
oopsie

>> No.72783780
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>>72783349
there's only one option
https://youtu.be/OO90m2RtAHE

>> No.72783819

>>72781456
Somewhere with black people.

>> No.72783850

>>72783349
Nice work! Either Foobs or Nene should be next imo.

>> No.72783902
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>>72783349
Can I go a little out of the ordinary and ask for a Pochi?

>> No.72784927

>>72783902
holos only unfortunately
im not the one who makes the pixel art, i just turn them into tangible objects

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>>72738844

>> No.72785950

>>72784927
No problem, was worth asking.

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>> No.72787997

>>72757017
As a zoomer, I had home ec but it was pretty barebones.

>> No.72788164

>>72757017
...only to get replaced by fucking gender studies

>> No.72788519

>>72783396
Sadly that also means that with time these awful young women will be awful old women too. And it's already happened, The 60s was a disaster for women

>> No.72788561

Just a thought: the mothers of hags. i.e. Mio's mama.

>> No.72788755

>>72760394
Holy sex. I would give her more than four kids.

>> No.72789310

>>72788561
Mio's mama must be on her 70's

>> No.72789850
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72789850

I'm asking you once again to consider watching darling's BD live

Please and thank you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8AeA1ucX2o

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>>72789310
damn mfr how old do you think mio is??
her mom is probably in her 60s

>> No.72790101
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>>72789850
i got the office to myself tomorrow so i'm gonna blast it

>> No.72790370

>>72789997
Mio's is close to 4 decades, Anon... if she isnt already

>> No.72790819

fucking hag
fucking cute

>> No.72790939
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>>72789850
Give me some good darling merch to spend money on.

>> No.72791219

>>72734874
My mouth on those tits

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>> No.72794426
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>> No.72794963

>>72789310
It feels strange knowing that this is a thing for a solid chunk of the Holos. I know there's nothing inherently weird about it at all, but I can't help but realize that there's a chance we're going to be seeing some of these girls going through the loss of a parent in the next few years or so.

>> No.72795316
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Shishiron has great taste
https://youtu.be/uzubNLMt0GU?si=neqSqh5RAsk3Pvq0

>> No.72795673
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>>72794963
Just a part of life. Best we can do is support them and be there when they need us. Ayame didn’t stream for a while when her grandmother was passing and I think her mom got diagnosed with something bad at the same time. There’s tons of girls in holo who’ve been going through it for a while. Make sure to love your oshi

>> No.72796037

>>72795673
Ah yeah, I forgot about the Ayame situation. I remember Chloe's grandmother passing around a month or so after her debut. Hit hard since I was going through the same thing at the same time. People tend to forget they're human too.

>> No.72796243

>>72734874
THERE ARE TOO MANY EMOTINALLY DAMAGED MEN SEEKING RELIEF THROUGH CORRUPTED MEANS LIKE PAYING 18000 TO GET YELLED AT
WE NEED HAGS, NO, NOT JUST HAGS, WE NEED MOMMIES TO HEAL ALL THE TRAUMATIZED AND LOST MEN IN THE WORLD
HAGS WILL HEAL THE WORLD

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>>72796243
What men need is a girl worth fighting for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_knm8JhDhqk

>> No.72796867

>>72776229
Alright that's it I've lost. I'm gonna have to empty my balls and then some to these beautiful older women for the next few hours.

>> No.72797658

https://twitter.com/Wataaamage/status/1774809862213345373

>> No.72797753
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>it took them this long to realize that hags are superior

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>>72797753
Death to all the non-believers and doubters

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>>72797753
>Single mother

>> No.72798181

>>72797658
This fag has the power of the world in his hand and decides to make a gangbang

>> No.72798223

>>72734874
babu babu

>> No.72798428

>>72797753
>

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>> No.72798924

>>72798874
Looking forward to seeing more

>> No.72798944

>>72797753
based

>> No.72799034

>>72798717
>cute personality
>charming
>playful
>seems like she's always having fun
>loves and supports her daughter to a high degree
>x japan is her favorite band
She's my oshi.

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>> No.72799562

All it took was a holomama debut for a thread to reach bump limit under 24 hours from when it was made

>> No.72799661

Pekora is now obsolete
Just let mommy take over her channel

>> No.72799712

>>72785584
Polka's precise boob size is one of the big mysteries of the universe. I will continue observing them until further conclusions can be reached. See you anons on the other side

>> No.72799840

>>72799661
I can get behind this and Pekomama

>> No.72800177

>>72798874
Aight im gonna convince mitchiking that this is a hidden 2hu. Surely he will do a /ss/ doujin for pekomama right!?!?!?

>> No.72800232

>>72800177
*2hu character*. Fuck im too horny for this

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>>72797753
>single mother
My poor poor hag...

>> No.72800459

>>72797753
i'm going to save her

>> No.72800538

>>72771839
I feel that worse because pagpagland and jobless.

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>>72797753
>single mother
>haggots are okay with this
My brothers in faith, are you okay with raising anothwmer mans child? Wasnt the appeal that you and only you could save the egg? Im certainly not into single moms, no thank you

>> No.72800757

>>72800701
I think there are understandable reasons, like the guy dying.
Just means the kid will have lots of step-siblings.

>> No.72800858

>>72800701
Yes, because we gon correct the hubris of her youth however we can.

>> No.72800866

>>72800701
>i'm not into this so you shouldn't be either
Not how it works, purityfag. None of the hags are pure women that need to be saved.

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>>72800866
They do need to be saved at least.

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