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>> No.72775387
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I love my wife so much!!

>> No.72775399

i hate my life so much!!

>> No.72775457

I love my life because I know Gura exists in it.

>> No.72775499
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>>72775363
mmmh borgar

>> No.72775588

>>72775385
why is Gura about to rape Ika?

>> No.72775590

>>72775499
What type of pizza is that

>> No.72775647
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.72775655

>>72775590
it's kinda like a calzone

>> No.72775672
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I am actually deeply in love with this retard, faggot, womanchild...

>> No.72775781

Are there any fembuds at that faggot sushi place?

>> No.72775786
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Day 44! Give it up for day 44!

>> No.72775827
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xD

>> No.72775980
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>>72775588
I wonder if she'll make her ink.

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>> No.72776090
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>>72776064

>> No.72776126
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Imagine not being rich in order to provide for your wife

>> No.72776153

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.72776302

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>> No.72776330

is there a guide on how to use the april fools thing? I haven't bothered looking into it.

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>>72776126

>> No.72776462 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.72776524
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>>72776462
SNIFFFFF

>> No.72776527
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never reading
I LOVE GURA!!

>> No.72776554

>>72776330
only buy stuff when it's under $50 (even better if it's under $20, sometimes it'll even drop to $1)

>> No.72776555

>>72776385
I like this image

>> No.72776655

>>72776064
>*Le touché*

>> No.72776683
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I think my daughterwife might actually be a lesbian and doesn't just play it up for the kayfabe.

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>> No.72776742

>>72776090
>*La touchā*

>> No.72776747

Are there any fembuds at a Sushiro restaurant in Taipei?

>> No.72776759

>>72776683
She's not, she's married to me

>> No.72776770 [DELETED] 
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le fish au chocolat

>> No.72776813

>>72776302
>*Lo touchõ*

>> No.72776863
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>>72776683
>>72776759
nah, I made sure she's not.

>> No.72776889

>>72776747
I already asked this question bitch you’re too slow

>> No.72777090

Shirako.

>> No.72777142
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>>72776330
buy low sell high that's it
keep some cash so you never drop below mogul
keep 10 of the ones you want to display

>> No.72777183 [DELETED] 
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>>72776770
le coq au fish

>> No.72777312

Love Gura
Favorite vod (singular)
Favorite song covered during Karaoke

>> No.72777440

>>72777142
how high do you need to hit mogul

>> No.72777541

>>72777312
>Serious Sam
>“That’s amore”

>> No.72777925

>>72776330
No one is going to tell you because of "le secret club." You'll just get vague cryptic posts. If I knew I would tell you.

>> No.72778090

>>72777925
someone linked whatever it is in an earlier ggg. not that I care it's fucking dumb

>> No.72778130
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Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>> No.72778283
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>>72778130

>> No.72778361

>>72778130
She even hinted as much on her Valentine's card.

>> No.72778439
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>>72778283
God that looks so gross.

>> No.72778469

>>72778361
proof?

>> No.72778532
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>>72778439
yeah I want to kiss Gura like that.

>> No.72778699

>>72777440
I think it's 10 million<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.72778749
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>>72776426
>I can be any color I want

>> No.72778835
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>>72777925
>le secret club
It's literally on the top of this very page my dude

>> No.72778857

>>72778469
Are you going to do what she wants and get with a fembud if I deliver?

>> No.72778871

>>72778835
?????????????????????????????

>> No.72778904
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I haven't got my valentine's merch yet, just leak it already, you dorks. I know someone's eventually going to anyway.

>> No.72778907

>>72778871
Are you retarded or something kek

>> No.72778947

>>72778857
sure, let's see your photoshop skills

>> No.72778993
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>>72778947
This is what she wants to happen for Valentine's day.

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>>72778871

>> No.72779107

oh I had to disable ublock to use the market

>> No.72779282
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I will somehow make a family with her someday and make her happy. This I swear.

>> No.72779290

>>72778993
I'm gonna need some more proof

>> No.72779333

>>72779107
Support our home you cheapskate

>> No.72779465

won't the stock exchange disappear in a couple hours?

>> No.72779634
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my wife

>> No.72779665
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I really hope most of our chumbies are mogul

>> No.72779816

>>72779290
What more proof could you need?

>> No.72779886

>>72778993
Me on the right about to mount that little fembud for Gura.

>> No.72779900

>>72779816
anyone could have drawn that

>> No.72779951

>>72779900
>He doesn't recognize Gura's own art.
NGMI...

>> No.72779996

>>72779951
show handwriting

>> No.72780044

>>72779996
No one is going to show it. They are still seething it got leaked last year.

>> No.72780060
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>>72779996
You can have a G.

>> No.72780081

>>72779665
How do I make money? Will I be paid dividends?

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>> No.72780333

>>72779282
I didn’t say this but I appreciate when people pretend to be me.

>> No.72780362

>>72780060
Can I buy an N, I E and R?

>> No.72780386

>>72780060
show the whole word

>> No.72780494

>>72780386
First letter is free, the rest are $10 a pop.

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>>72779665
I couldn't be bothered to participate in this year's April Fools event.
It was Easter and my birthday's tomorrow.
I've already had too much meat, veggies, shitty Easter chocolate, cake, ice cream...
I feel like I'm on death's door.

>> No.72780634

>>72780560
>too much meat
no such thing

>> No.72781478

Gura does not want you to cum on her.

>> No.72781573

>>72781478
WRONG

>> No.72782198

>>72781573
Proof?

>> No.72783234

>>72782198
Nta but have you seen the images she likes of liquid on her or barely clothed? She’s waiting for me to do it

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>> No.72783410

>>72783270
NO! Bad shark!! Drop it!

>> No.72783642

>>72781478
She wants you to cum IN her, stupid.

>> No.72783807
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>>72783642
not a drop shall be wasted.

>> No.72784486

>>72783642
Gura wants both dumbud.

>> No.72784821

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/117466609

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>>72779665
of course

>> No.72784936

>>72784821
good bot

>> No.72785538

>>72780634
I'm not sure about that? but I do have to work tomorrow night and I hope all of this accumulated energy I have gained from all of the stupid food I consumed after I sleep later will help me finish the night.

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>> No.72785786

>>72784821
Maybe I’ll make an account one day

>> No.72786108
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I think my chameleon likes the new cage setup

>> No.72786336

>>72786108
What’s his new chill spot

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look at my wife

>> No.72786467
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look at my Gurandma

>> No.72786471
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>>72786336
Theres a branch I put in the upper right near the basking bulb. Seems like he picked that spot to sleep for the night

>> No.72786521
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So is Korone cool with Okayu's obsession with Gura?
Korone did invite Gura on a date to Disneyland after all. But that only sounds more menacing...

>> No.72786720
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>>72786471
Have you ever fed your chameleon a live rat?

>> No.72786891
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>>72786720
My chameleon is pretty picky. I doubt he would try to eat one.

>> No.72786956
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>>72786521
I think its fine.
Korone likes didney too I think.

>> No.72787218

>>72779003
Not there for me

>> No.72787572
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Korone and Gura will have some kind of collab someday. Why hasn't it happened yet? No one truly has the answer.

>> No.72787579
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I just ate a giant chocolate egg

>> No.72787644

>>72787572
ask Gura when she comes back

>> No.72787692

>>72787579
Are you ashamed of yourself

>> No.72787729

whats a good banana bread recipe?

>> No.72787740

>>72779003
I clicked on it. That's confusing as hell. So if I figure out how that page works, I can get some cool name/graphics/text on my post? Confusing

>> No.72787743
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>>72787579
Based. I ate mozzarella sticks and 2 pints of pepsi.

>> No.72787862

>>72787729
One that includes chocolate chips

>> No.72787920

>>72787692
nah, I only eat candy when it's gifted to me, like on easter.

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>>72787862
>>72787729
Nice. My mom makes good banana bread with chocolate chips.

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>>72787920
Why? are you in prison or something?

>> No.72788217

>>72787862
but whats the recipe

>> No.72788317

Next stream on June 20th?

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>>72788147
nah, whenever I got chocolate I feel like I can't stop eating it until it's gone or until I feel sick. I'm addicted, but not so much that I go out to buy more.

>> No.72788390

>>72788217
I dunno I never cooked from a recipe in my life lol. I still fuck with canned soup nigga

>> No.72788482

>>72788390
me too but now I want to make banana bread but I don't know how. these bananas are going to overripen in a day or two i dont want to eat 5 bananas today

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>>72788390
There's a nigga with canned soup you get to fuck?

>> No.72788555

>>72788482
I think they’re supposed to be brown for banana bread, chumbie. In fact I think people put them in the fridge to make them even browner.

>> No.72788614

>>72788555
what even is this. gura eats literal banana slop?

>> No.72788642

>>72788364
Damn man, you need to chill, that’s not healthy. You shouldn’t be eating so much chocolate.

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I am in love with her

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>>72788614

>> No.72788688

>>72788614
Can't tell if serious, but banana bread generally uses over-ripe bananas.

>> No.72788854

>>72788688
i googled banana bread and I need fucking flour for this? fuck this. i dont have any flour in the house i thought i could make it with just bananas

>> No.72788916

>>72788854
You’re telling me you’d make a banana bread with ONLY bananas and nothing else?! This isn’t a banana brick, you need the flour and all that other crap.

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I wish Gura was sluttier than she is now.

>> No.72788962

>>72788854
?? How you gunna make bread without flour?

>> No.72788964
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Am I the only one a little skeeved out by the Gurrito? There's something subtly menacing about this... creature. It always bugged me a bit, but it's substantially creepier now that I have it in person.

>> No.72788988

>>72788916
but I don't have the other crap what am I supposed to do with these bananas

>> No.72789015

>>72788217
mash 3 overripe bananas
3/4 cup sugar
one large egg
1/3 cup oil or softened butter
mix
1/3 cup milk
mix
1 cup ap flour
1 tsp baking soda
mix
pour into greased baking form
bake for 1 hour at 350F
or look for one on yt

>> No.72789038

>>72788988
Throw them away. They ain’t going to do anything just sitting around in your kitchen. You are NOT making banana bread without the other stuff. You just can’t do it.

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>>72788854
It’s endearing how retarded you are, chumbie.

>> No.72789088

>>72788642
I only eat it when it's gifted to me, usually on easter, my birthday or christmas

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>>72788854

>> No.72789208

>>72788988
if you have cocoa powder you can mix it with the mashed bananas to make brownies kind of

>> No.72789291

>>72789208
whoa........ i will do this. you are a genius

>> No.72789317

>>72789088
Damn, that’s a rare treat then for you isn’t it? I don’t know how you survive only eating it on those occasions. That’s a very long time between the times you eat banana bread.

>> No.72789324

>>72789088
What about Halloween you lying fuck bastard

>> No.72789395

i ate an entire 85% dark chocolate bar today and im NOT SORRY

>> No.72789410
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>>72788964
Don't let that thing out of your sight, if it sneaks up on you, you're done for.

>> No.72789497

i kinda regret buying the valentine merch. I thought it was going to have a letter like last time but it doesn't

>> No.72789589

Learn to cook chumbies, it's easy.

>> No.72789616

i bought a bag of twix at the grocery and ate it all...

>> No.72789618

>>72789589
NO.

>> No.72789716

>>72789317
I was talking about chocolate, not banana bread (I'm not the banana bread guy), also I eat fruits almost every day.
>>72789324
oh yeah, I forgot about that

>> No.72789736

>>72789618
Don't you want to make yummy food? You can impress people if you know how to cook.

>> No.72789739

>>72789589
I put a bag of broccoli in the microwave and hit hte frozen veggies button and then i put olive oil and pepper and salt and lemon juice on it and then I ate it. That's cooking. I cooked.

>> No.72789789

>>72789497
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_valentine2024?variant=44476441886940
Yes it...well sorta? I guess a card isn't quite a letter.

>> No.72789827

>>72789716
Oh well then I got mixed up. So you eat chocolate almost everyday? And fruits too? How are you not a million pounds by now? Not that there would be anything wrong with that, but damn bro, you gotta at least take a break from eating chocolate everyday.

>> No.72789858

cooking is just another form of chemistry and a survival skill anyone should have.

>> No.72789883

>>72789827
fruits are delicious what is wrong with you

>> No.72789908

>>72789739
Aye! Proud of you bud. Seasoning properly is one of the most important skills in cooking.

>> No.72789929

>>72789589
It’s not easy. Playing video games is easy. Cooking is the opposite of easy. I don’t know what to buy. I don’t know how much to buy. I don’t know where to find it in the store. I don’t know how to keep the food. I don’t know how to clean the food.
Or I can just eat some skittles.

>> No.72789968

>>72789589
>>72789739
I made homemade chicken stock (and chicken salad) yesterday, and fake tomato soup today. It was good and easy. Still need to do the dishes though...

>> No.72789987

>>72789789
It was a bit of a stretch to call what got sent out a "handwritten message" honestly.

>> No.72790053

>>72789968
I use the instant pot to make stock and if I don't clean it right away it makes me upset. that's the only thing i clean right after using it everything else gets piled up.

>> No.72790054

>>72789883
I’m not saying there is anything wrong with fruits, I’m just saying that you shouldn’t eat fruits everyday. Maybe take a few days off in between each day you eat fruits. You gotta be careful with what you put in your body.

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>>72789929
The only things I really cook are steaks or eggs. All you need is some oil and some salt.

>> No.72790098

>>72787572
Go to her thread if you want to watch whores

>> No.72790109

>>72789987
I'll take your word for it, but I wouldn't know, didn't buy it myself.

>> No.72790119
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72790119

You guys are being weird again...

>> No.72790194

>>72789589
Yeah it is, and the only way to avoid slop

>> No.72790214

>>72789929
>Step 1. Find a recipe you want to cook.
>Step 2. Look at the ingredients in the recipe.
>Step 3. Buy the ingredients in the recipe.
>Step 4. Store the ingredients in a similar place to where you found them. (If you buy milk put it in the fridge.)
>Step 5. Follow instructions on the recipe.
>Step 6. Eat.
Pretty easy.

>> No.72790265

>>72790054
Eating fruit everyday is fine are you insane chumbud

>> No.72790271

>>72790054
No you can eat as much fruits as you want. It's really fucking hard to eat enough fruit to cause any trouble, juice is a different story.

>> No.72790381

>>72790265
No it isn’t! You’re going to end up with diabetes or something if you keep eating that much fruits everyday. Maybe I’ll let you eat 1 apple, or 1 banana every other day. But that’s it. No more fruits, got it?!
>>72790271
Well fine. Then you can eat as many fruits as you want. You seem to know what you are doing, and you seem pretty damn smart. I’m just concerned for your health is all.

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>>72790214
If you say so..I think you guys are overestimating my abilities

>> No.72790527

>>72790381
the fiber in the fruit keeps it from releasing its sugar all at once like juice would>>72790271
that's why it's way more likely to get diabetes from juice but not from fruit.

>> No.72790566

If this is tonight's topic, what's the consensus on citrus? I've been eating an orange daily for a little while since they're on sale at my grocery store, am I going to die?

>> No.72790570
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72790570

i think walmart changed how they make the coconut chips they're really crispy now when they used to be thicker and chewy. it's good. coconut is yummy

>> No.72790727

>>72790566
i dont like citrus they make my teeth hurt.

>> No.72790757

>>72790566
If you're allergic to citrus you might. they should be good for you otherwise

>> No.72790781

>>72790527
You know a lot about fruits dude. I’m actually really impressed. I guess that does make sense though. So are you telling me that you could just stuff a bunch of fruits in your mouth every day without any risk of diabetes?

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>>72790781
I’ve eaten 1.5lb every single day for the past 3 years. And I’m not even joke.

>> No.72791047

>>72790996
Jesus Christ, you are actually insane. Have you been to the doctor and checked your blood sugar? Is your diet doing any damage to your physical health? If it doesn’t that is really impressive of you to be able to eat a lot of fruits every day with no side effects. I thought I was going to have to put you into some special fruit eating rehab.

>> No.72791055

>>72790996
what fruits do you eat. how often do you go shopping that's a lot of fruit I don't think I could have tha much fruit without shopping more than once a week

>> No.72791223

>>72790781
I hope you don't eat refined sugar or fructose shit at least if you're worried about fruits

>> No.72791237
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72791237

I don’t actually eat that much fruit I was lying I’m sorry I just wanted to impress you guys and participate in the conversation

>> No.72791282

>>72791223
You actually have a point there. I usually eat a lot of sugar and sugar processed snacks. But my only concern is you eating fruits every single day. Sugar is also really bad for you, don’t get me wrong, but so is eating a lot of fruit. Not as much as sugar, but still pretty bad.

>> No.72791379

>>72790781
you'd have to eat a ton of them, like excessive amounts like this anon >>72790996 (but I'm not entirely sure, also depends on what else you eat) I only eat like an apple/banana or 2 a day.

>> No.72791434

>>72791237
You’re lying? Damn man, why do you have to go an lie to my face like that. I was actually really impressed with how much fruits you’ve been eating. I got genuinely excited thinking about someone just eating so much fruit everyday.
>>72791379
Alright you know what. That is a totally acceptable amount of fruits. You can keep eating that much fruits a day and I won’t yell at you about it. As long as you don’t start taking it past that, you’re fine with me.

>> No.72791527

>>72790109
She wished chumbuds and fembuds a happy Valentine's day as they make families together.
If you have one on the way and don't want it spoiled don't look, but there's really nothing worth hiding this year.
https://files.catbox.moe/ljz9j2.png

>> No.72791539

i can feel those incoming member post<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.72791692

>>72791527
is there anything on the back? it seems a bit lackluster...

>> No.72791708

>>72791527
what's written on the other side of the card?

>> No.72791734

>>72791527
I don't because I'm broke right now, but thanks for it. I was gonna express surprise at that being posted so openly but yeah you're right, that's not exactly worth gatekeeping unless the other side is a picture of her bush.

>> No.72791761

>>72791692
>>72791708
It's completely blank.

>> No.72791783
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72791783

Some fruits have pits in them. Those fruits are usually very tasty, but the mess of dealing with its pit is overwhelming and tiring.

>> No.72791837

>>72791282
I'm not that anon and I am a little careful about sugar. I don't eat refined sugar/processed shit. I don't think the two sources of sugar are remotely comparable. Especially as you ojisan, your body becomes more sensitive to the bad stuff.

>> No.72792048

>>72791783
I usually cut around an apples core until it's a kind of cuboid, then I gnaw off the edible parts and throw the rest away, sometimes I eat the core too and spit out the seeds.

>> No.72792068
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Some fruits have fuzz. Like Gura’s fuzzy navel. Fuzz on fruit might seem gross but you can’t taste it so it’s ok to eat.

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>>72791692
>>72791708
>>72791734
Proof before anyone asks. >>72791761

>> No.72792111

>>72792070
thanks anon.

>> No.72792122

>>72791837
Well that’s actually a lot better dude. Sugar is really really bad for you, same with processed food. That stuff can really lead you down a bad path if you’re not careful. It’s good to see you are being careful and know what is good and what is bad for you. I’m impressed man.

Also I’m a little hurt you referred to me as ojisan. I’m not that old am I?

>> No.72792138

>>72792068
hmm I bet im not the only one that likes to lick the fuzz on peaches

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72792204

Ya cool, buds?

>> No.72792224

>>72791237
Okay Ive had enough of you you need correction immediately

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>>72792138
I like to lick Gura's fuzz

>> No.72792383
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>>72792122
I wasn't referring to you bro

>> No.72792440
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72792440

Bread is good, but did you know some bread is sour? But don’t throw it away just yet! When bread tastes sour, that means it’s called sour doug bread. The sour is the mitochondria that dried off leaving a sour residue within the bread. Sour bread is actually a commodity at places like panera bread co.

>> No.72792543

>>72792383
Thank god bro. I thought that was directed at me. I was about to go full blown midlife crisis on you, and you don’t want no part of that trust me.

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>>72792383
rubrubrub

>> No.72792689

>>72792440
Idk if it's sour dough, but I really like rye bread

>> No.72792896

>>72792689
Rye bread repulses my tastebuds greatly. I love bread and I’m bummed I can’t enjoy rye bread.

>> No.72792934

>>72792896
I don't like rye or sourdough...

>> No.72792978

>>72792934
Do you like graham crackers?

>> No.72793003

>>72792229
gura doesn't have any fuyzz

>> No.72793085

fruit is not bad for you. the smart people thought it was but then they realized for people with fucked diets discouraging them from eating fruit was stupid so they stopped doing that and now they tell you to eat all the fruit

>> No.72793211

>>72792896
that's unfortunate, I like how chewy the crust and how soft and moist the inside is.

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>>72792440
Dry bread won't mold, but if the bread is supposed to be moist, then it being dry is a sign of mold starting to grow and absorb the moisture from the bread.

>> No.72793334
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72793334

If I were to put a handful of m&m and skittles in my mouth at the same time, would that taste good? Is that considered cooking?

>> No.72793389

>>72793334
it's gross don't do it

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>>72793211
Stop trying to rub it in dick

>> No.72793588
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>>72793003
she has a squishy peach :3

>> No.72793624

>>72793334
your teeth will fall off

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>>72793409
gomen

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>>72793679
daijōbu chumbie

>> No.72794378
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OK how about this. I eat stouffers lasagna every night for dinner. Just one serving size, but every night. I got some Italian in me so I figured my body could handle eating red sauce every night. Does that sound correct? I’m not doing any damage, right?

>> No.72794443

>>72794378
The red sauce is fruit so everything about fruit still applies

>> No.72794523
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72794523

>>72794443
Red sauce is my favorite fruit

>> No.72794538

>>72794443
no red sauce is juice it will give him diabetes

>> No.72794619

>>72792440
Fun fact about this bread, it can only grow from special bacteria that come from making a pact with the old yeast. You can create some if your ancestors in your family made a pact, but if they didn't, you can't make any.

>> No.72794795
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72794795

>>72794378
I eat meat and pasta almost every day, my favorite is spaghett

>> No.72795027

>>72794795
Pasta keeps well which is why I like it. Make a batch of lasagna and I got 4 meals. Nice. Through in some steamable red chive onion potatoes in there too, got me acting like a little slut. Mama Mia. Every single day. *chefs kiss*

>> No.72795363

I don't like pasta because you have to boil water and that takes forever.

>> No.72795532

>>72795363
That’s why you buy the stouffers pasta meals dumbud. It’s all made already. Just got use the oven

>> No.72795592

>>72795532
but for those you have to preheat the oven and that takes forever

>> No.72795597
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Gura cute?

>> No.72795644

>>72795597
gura is the cutest being in the universe past and future

>> No.72795666

https://twitter.com/hololive_en/status/1775010454605312306
Does this mean cheaper shipping? Anyone got experience?

>> No.72795723

>>72795592
Only normies turn their ovens off. Just keep it running 24/7. That way u never have to pre heat. Simple.

>> No.72795802

I think my dog is a schizo

>> No.72795905

I got a new thing of garlic powder and it's really spicy.

>> No.72795921

>>72795802
At least it’s not an anti.

>> No.72795945

>>72795666
Read the first reply, anon.

>> No.72795968

>>72795802
I have one better, my dog thinks I'm the schizo.

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>>72795968
That’s rough, bud

>> No.72796106

>>72791527
Gura doing the bare minimum again. >>72795475

>> No.72796346

i got warned le fish au chocolat...

>> No.72796493

>>72796346
Gura likes a forbidden images..................

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>>72796346
And they rarely delete shitposts, what a joke.

>> No.72796529

>>72795363
it takes like 5-10 minutes, just do something else while it's heating up, you also don't have to be nearby when the pasta is cooking if you just put a wooden spoon on top (it pops the bubbles and prevents the water from overflowing)

>> No.72796552

>>72796346
we need to turn fish au chocolat into a soundpost of gura saying it isn't lewd to make it extra funny when it gets removed

>> No.72796771
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>>72796346
I hate getting warned. It always makes my heart skip a beat. I even get mini panic attacks when my captcha fails. I’m such a huge pussy

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>>72795802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdIfjzreRnM
My doggo actually looks just like this. He's a golden lab 1/4 pit bull. And he's having nightmares just like this.

>> No.72797545
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>>72796552

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>>72796106
In fairness, it's not like this was done and submitted an hour before sales opened. It was likely done months prior, during which she was...well, bare minimum is a way to put it. It's unfortunate and I do feel bad for those who were perhaps expecting a bit more, but hey.

>> No.72797686

>>72797545
My wife is so cute

>> No.72798439

>>72797545
I think there was a part later where chat was saying it was lewd and she was protesting that would be better but it's been a while since I watched that vod. Maybe i misremember.

>> No.72798824
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>>72798439

>> No.72798886

>>72798824
lol

>> No.72798906

Stream anyday now

>> No.72798957
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I think I farted too hard...

>> No.72799056
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>>72798906
and if not, then the next day

>> No.72799151
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Sleepy time yet?

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Remember when Gura gave us head?

>> No.72799255

>>72799168
the asmr wasn't that long ago

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>>72799168
I'm glad she's so into oral, it's my prime fetish.

>> No.72799666
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I goomed while imagining Gura rimming my ass, and sucking the smegma off my cock, and looking at me proudly as she swallows it. The little brat. The fuck is wrong with me? I should be euthanized. Why is it so hot when a girl does something disgusting for me? Why male brains like this. Whether it's buttholes, childgura pee, or stinky feet, or stinky breath, why are we so broken?

>> No.72799786

>>72799666
Speak for yourself, but I'm basically normal compared to you. I just want Gura to humiliatingly piss herself so I can comfort her, maybe put her in a diaper and make her feel better.

>> No.72799850
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>>72799666
because males are generally neglected and treated like garbage?
>Why is it so hot when a girl does something disgusting for me?
Idk about you, but for me it's like the ultimate validation, she accepts/likes me and trusts me so much that she'd do that for me/lets me do that to her.

>> No.72800003
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>> No.72800053 [SPOILER] 
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>>72799666
Been watching some warped and depraved music videos that can't go a minute without being lewded. Godbless the Japanese.

>> No.72800054

>>72791527
>>72796106
>Please look forward to the special message
>Gura just writes "Happy Valentines day!"
This is straight up false advertising. Both Cover and Gura should be chastised over this.

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>>72800003
goob morning

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>>72800003
Oyasame

>> No.72800266

>>72800003
sleep tight buddy

>> No.72800583

>>72800003
Oh yes same.

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72800592

What da chumbies up to?

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>>72800592
I'm procrastinating again

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>>72800592
I'm watching the weakest tamer, didn't expect to like it that much.

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>>72800592
Watched new Spice And Wolf remake. I'm perplexed, why does this exist? The original anime was perfectly fine. And the animation in this seems sub par, and Holo's voice actor isn't as cute as the original. I'll give it a 3 ep run and see if I stick with it. Maybe once it gets into the autistic meat of the merchant stuff like the original did, i'll get into it.

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>>72800693
completely forgot this existed and that i intended to watch it. Is she cute?

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>>72800592
I should be asleep but I just spent the last 4 hours sleeping much earlier than I normally do. So im sitting here eating a snack and listening to the thunder outside before going back to bed.

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>>72800967
it's actually kinda sad/anger inducing in the beginning, evokes lots of "must protect energy" in me.

>> No.72801801

stop making me want to watch anime I don't like it

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72801996

Hi, just so we're clear, if you think that Full Color or the loli kami cover are ever releasing you are fucking insane and retarded.
Ok thank you. Take care now, ciao.

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>>72801996
she always releases something on her bday so I have no doubt one of those is gonna be this year's bday realease

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>>72801996

>> No.72802401
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>>72801801
it was gura that got me back into anime anyway. Like at one point I decided to watch all the animes she's either watched, mentioned, memed about, or sung songs for, and it was a fuckin boatload of slice of life CGDCT shit, and it was awesome. Her taste is based. Though unlike me, she hides her powerlevel very well.

>> No.72802440
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she's the best same<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.72802463

>>72802401
She doesn't hide her powerlevel. She's open about having watched anime in the past but no longer watching it.

>> No.72802470
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love her.

>> No.72802497

>>72802463
she should watch gushing

>> No.72802617

>>72800054
>>72796106
>>72791527
Ame did a very similar message on her card. If anything I don't think Gura is to blame, and it's more of that Cover advertised it poorly. If they didn't refer to it as a special message and just called it a Valentine's card I would see no issues at all.
https://twitter.com/yi_s_k/status/1771512031754977557

>> No.72802624

>>72802440
cute kanauru

>> No.72802770
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>>72802624
cute schizo<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.72802844

>>72802624
This kanauru cope is sad.

>> No.72803261

>>72802617
they seem to have given the girls the reins on how much they want to do, someone mentioned Fauna's is like Gura's too
the only two significantly different I saw were these
>>72795475
>>72802995

>> No.72803320

>>72803261
Off topic.

>> No.72803324
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>>72803261
>the hardest workers show the most gratitude
hm.

>> No.72803344
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72803344

Gura hates feet.

>> No.72803378

Gura doesn't need to write much to make me happy. Word count autism is weird.

>> No.72803556

>>72803324
Tryhards will be tryhards

>> No.72803630
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72803630

I miss my mommy...

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72803778

Child

>> No.72803994

>>72803778
Yeah mine

>> No.72804029

No Idea what a Vtuber was until I saw Gura play Monster Hunter Rise. My first thought was, "this is retarded". But ended up watching the whole stream, which made me rethink things since it was entertaining.

But a week later I watch a youtube vid of her singing, and holy shit. Having her karaoke video playing has helped me fall asleep and not be awake staring at my ceiling until the sun comes up. Such a lovely voice.

>> No.72804089

Gura is a little whore T u T

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I want Gura to come scare my depression away again.

>> No.72804186

>>72804029
Did Gura ever play Monster Hunter Worlds? I'm pretty sure the consensus is that it's the better game.

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>> No.72804255

>>72804186
That's the one she said she played off stream isn't it?

>> No.72804327

>>72804255
I don't think she said it was Worlds specifically. Unless there's a timestamp I'm forgetting.

>> No.72804476

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/117478508

>> No.72804751

>>72804476
based writer

>> No.72804771

>>72804476
AI is becoming too strong...

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I love Gura the most!

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>> No.72805877

I love this girl so much.

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I love Goomba

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I ended the April fools day gimmick a millionaire. How'd you do?

>> No.72806357

>>72806175
All that effort and still no Gura, omegalol

>> No.72806540

>>72806175
>not a mogul
was more fun than the past 2-3 years at least

>> No.72806771

I honestly believe Gura is behind atleast 39% of the shitposts in ggg, not to deflect or get us on a wild goosechase, she just like to shitposts for fun and giggely gooba

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>>72806771
you know too much

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