/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

shondo in my arms

Flossing my teeth with shonpubes

I started watching Shondo because I listened to her ASMR; I watched clips of her for like a year but got bored one day and checked out her channel, found ASMR, listened to the 1000 kisses ASMR all the way through and went to sleep smiling for the first time since I could remember. Woke up and had brainworms, then started watching her streams. Been here ever since. Am I retarded?

taking the shondog to where she piddled on the carpet and rubbing her nose in it

>>72776173
>Am I retarded?
yes, but that's okay she's retarded too

this is only the beginning

>>72775744
i like she when calls me a good boy. i imagine she says it after I finish cumming on her face and flat chest.

I wanna fall asleep with my arms wrapped around her

the past week has been very good to me, she read a lot of my messages and even mentioned a post I made /here/ and somehow no one noticed

shondo i've been at the peek of my usual menhera lapses but i have done a really good job at containing it! in the 0.0000000000001% chance that you read this, i just want you to know i love you and i'm doing my best to behave!

>>72776620
I noticed, but I'm polite and not mentally ill.

She’s not here, meds

you're next

kill yourself non-believer. 10,000 niggerdicks upon you.

pat the dog

>>72776173
>Am I retarded?
No question. Should have got out when you had the chance

>>72776935
its easy to leave, whats really difficult is staying

shondo is the 'meds' poster

>>72776990
This thread is a constant reminder that that is not true.

shondo, if you’re not /here/ definitely don’t mention fortnite in the next stream. *wink* *wink*

shondo if youre /here/ say hi 6+ times next stream

shondo, if you're not /here/ definitely don't slurp your saliva in the next stream. *winkwink*

>>72777030
take them

shondo if you're here then just know that i love you very very very very very very very very VERY VERY VERY much

>>72777106
i used to find it annoying but everytime she does it now i cant help smiling. its one of her best cute features

wish she’d slurp my saliva if you understand where I’m getting at

FallenShadow if you’re not /here/ don’t rub your oiled little feet on the ASMR mic that’d be so gross

I’d slurp her saliva if you know what I mean


why can’t i get out of bed………

>>72777229
i finally noticed it after it was pointed out so many times. it's legit cute, she better not grow self-conscious about it.

Shondo if you're here, then let us know by leaving the stream to pee at a greater frequency than a normal person.

>>72777365
this was me last week, i spent probably 14 hours a day in bed. finally went for a walk outside and it sort of fixed me

i think it would be really nice if i were lying in bed with shondo and she were to swivel around, put her hands behind my head and pull herself above me and then say "Open wide, Dear" and dribble saliva directly into my mouth because kissing me

>>72777116
come here and make me then

just ate a bunch of quesadillas and enchilladas now im gonna jerk off to my lovely wife and pass out

>>72777467 (me, minor wording mistake)
before*

Shondo should be the model of what every English girl should be

retarded?

>>72777518
Sounds nice
I spent the entire day watching streams and not doing annoying administrative work that I need to do.
Now I'm going to do that work (by continuing to shitpost and browse twitter)

Shondo if you’re /here/ I just want you to know that this could be us

i love my retarded, autistic, schizo wife

>>72777741 (me)
Rereading that, I feel I should point out that I'm not Shondo.

>>72777862
it’s too late shondo

>>72777862
this is the exact type of deflection someone like shondo would do. hi shondo ! :D

i love my wife (shondo)<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72777862
shondo is too bad with stonks to be a mogul

I will fuck this menhera

i made that post but it isnt my primary motivation

>>72778141
It just took some luck and stalking the exchange

>>72778496

luv me wife

simple as

>>72778769
very true<div class="xa24desu"></div>

visiting private onsen with shondo
getting weird in the springs
playing table tennis afterwards and laughing at her missing the ball each time
getting weird in the futon together

more like futon my face

>>72779576
>laughing at her missing the ball each time
She’d pout, throw an actual fit, and ruin the rest of the vacation.

>>72779812
kek good one anon

>>72779839
shut your cute ass up shondo, you won't get to ruin the vacation i'll tie you up and carry you everywhere if i have to

I fell asleep on the shitter for a bit, but I'm finally free
Good night shoggas and have a good day ahead of you

shondo here ama

>>72779839
she wont ruin the vacation we worked very hard for it

>>72780647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXBJGEE4_pg

>>72780647
Can you blow us a kiss next 3d stream

>>72780647
why dont you love me back

>>72780813
because you are gay

Post cute audios

>>72780647
can you post your ears and/or tummy and/or feet

>>72780647
Will you stop being an ungrateful cunt anytime soon?

>>72780647
can you please work heartbeat into the yandere asmr :)

>>72781526
no uwu

I like listening to her heartbeat, therefore she won't be using it in her ASMR anytime soon.

:D love you shonshon

i think about the mundane more than the sexual but the thought of feeling her shrew-like heartbeat while feeling up the shunny gets me feral

This make me think Shondo

you wouldn't download a shondo

>>72783885
i would rape shadako

shondo post the meme you were making already

>>72784608
She did already, no?

>>72784652
where?

>>72784699
on goodgirl, I assumed she was talking about the marked up nina boobs

>>72784699
in my pussy

>>72784767
that doesn't take 10 seconds to make. I think she was making that twitch meta but on her forehead meme she talked about

so shes going to go meet nina at that convention for sure, right?

yes, then theyre going to run away and live happily together forever

with me >:)

at least she'll be happy this way
dunno about nina though

what if nina was the HIV positive bull all along?

Then the donor baby is fucked either way.

>>72776362
going to where the shondog piddled on the carpet and rubbing my nose in it

why Shondo add that sticker Miru didn’t show the shnipple the sticker draws more attention to it

who’s up to play a game of tic tac toe on shondos forehead?

>>72786605
to not get in trouble with twitch at all and also to make a funny and also to give a wink to the schnipple

>>72786649
not me but i am up for lying in bed with shondo ontop of me and then i play the drums on the shummy

shondo watch smokey and the bandit… shondo please…

even as men theyre still yapping

buddy....you're like 10 hours late...

>>72786649

>>72787330
sorry im on internet explorer

>>72787434
rape

>>72786605
Because it drawe attention from her poopy butt

listening to the voicepack again. man. good stuff.

>>72787628
anon, that's not how you play the game...

Which urge should be stronger for shondo? The urge to cuddle or gut punch?

>>72787651
its leaking because it was blown wide open by big thick throbbing heavy black... something ;)

The bbc posting wasn't always around
Why this surge

>>72788127
Same reason as the sissy posting. It comes from the contents subtext

what did they mean by Shondo slurping her saliva

Shondo does a really convincing yandere.

>>72788127
look at who was recently banned

>>72788382
Over the course of a stream, she'll just let her saliva fall into a cup, filling it up.
Then at the end of the stream she'll make a huge show about chugging all of the saliva she's collected from the cup.
No one in chat likes it but i guess she does so it continues to this day, every...single...stream.

>>72788382
Its just how she acts younger. Sounding slurpier and less coordinated

I’m gonna be honest until very recently I thought cows always produced milk all the time. Like once they hit cow or whatever puberty they were just constantly pumping out milk like nature’s very own grazing milk machine

>>72788793
me too I thought they had to have help being milked or it causes them problems

>>72788793
What does this have to do with anything unless you are Sean Doe

>>72788845
streams

cuddling with shondo and keeping my finger in her mouth so she drools even more and holding a cup under her chin and chugging it all down

almost sent that one to chatterino

>>72788914
Shondo doesnt drink milk because that would be healthy and have calories and be aminal

>>72789008
do it pussy, no balls

>>72788127
>The bbc posting wasn't always around
this is untrue and I know who it is but I cant find him
if you can find the clip of shondo saying that kisses are for everyone, hes the dude who initially said that the kisses were for him
he appeared in offline chat once with that shit, ABCs even responded to him so he probably remembers too (this was around redebut)
I know its the same guy but I forgot the name

But did you know milk is mostly pus

>>72789099
yeah thats why I chug Shondo's

>>72789060
How do you know it's him?

>>72789060
it may just be /trash/ regulars getting off to spreading their fetish on sfw boards like they usually do

>>72788511
I'm not invested in keeping up with other chatters, I dont know anything about them or how to see that
I come here to ryona post and say I love shondo

>>72789319
based thirf

>>72789319
it's not that person anyway

>>72789319
>I come here to ryona post
not doing much of it huh

imagine shondo browsing here sexually frustrated because there's no ryonaposts to get off to

thats bullying in and of itself so i approve of it

she gets off to the bibisi posts

>>72789923
Something something I want to break shondos ankles and wrists and hatefuck her
There

>>72790180
gb2sharty

Turning shondo into a quadruple amputee nugget that you feed and bathe, a living breathing onahole <3

>>72789923
Sometimes I think about putting Shondo in front of a bronze smoothbore M1841 12-pounder field howitzer from the civil war and blowing a hole through her chest

What about taking your shugget onahole to the park and pushing her on the swings

teaching my shugget onahole to swim by throwing her into the pool

taking away her hands and feet... are you gay?

trying to create your own shugget onahole but her limbs keep growing back

every time they grow back they become uglier and more monstrous

>>72792125
pushing her higher and higher until the swing starts to loop around the frame

>>72792503
You have to pull her teeth out too so she doesn’t bite you

eeeeeeeehhh?

>>72792232
>putting floaties on her nubs but there’s not enough real estate and they keep sliding off

>>72792629
>so she doesn’t bite you
so you are gay, got it.

lolitards OUT
she hates you cringe pieces of shit, thirf WON
go spam your cringe shit in prison where you belong

FallenShadow dangling from a noose tied to the exposed rafters. Using her her as a punching bag. Working on your footwork and slipping her as she swings back and forth.

that time when shondo bit my hand and gave me debilitating septic arthritis

>>72793431
funniest post ITT
>pic related

i prefer light S&M to full ryona

catching Shondo in the shin with a Razor scooter. breaks skin. she bleeds

I really want to wake up with shondo just inexplicably there

i wish shondo would be more annoying again. lately she's been too chill and i miss the anger induced cute aggression she would give me by acting like a spastic retard. she has her moments now but i yearn to be annoyed

>>72793779
I did this to myself so many times as a kid. Its the kind of pain that makes you want to snap the thing in half.

Glad she is finally evolving past pandering the retarded lolipedos and telling them to fuck off. Gas them all. The community will be much better after the purge.

I don't get why the anti-loli bait posts weren't saved for a week when the schedule isn't a loli with basically a nipple exposed.
Seems short sighted on their part.

Tying Shondo’s shoelaces together so when- never mind. :syadouHehe

>>72795065
Considering the timing of that tweet it feels like Shondo herself made it, it feels like dumb bait she'd post

>>72795126
Infant can't tie shoelaces so needs to use slip-ons until she's 109. SAD!

>>72795126
:woz

>Gas them all
>using kike irony
you're in a silly mood tonight, aren't you shonshon?

Imagine raping her while she’s prone like that. Pulling her ears while you drive your elbow into her bony spine for leverage, lifting her whole head and contorting her until she can almost make eye contact with you

shondo you're starting to scare me with the rape-posting. please i just want to headpat you right now, i'm not hony

raping shondo while headpatting her and telling her you love her over and over

shondo raping you while telling you she loves you over and over

i hope she doesn't think poorly of me because i didn't make the earlier tag this week..

>>72796729
don't worry dewd you've already done more than enough to make her think less of you

>>72797077
i could certainly accomplish worse

Don't worry dewd she's not following dmers on main like loliless. You can stop now

i dont care about that, i want to make her happy

FallenShadow spikes your drink. You wake up naked on an operating table with a gash running all the way from your ribcage down to your belt line. Shondo seated down towards your feet. A gloved hand flopping your dick around like a wet noodle. She looks at you embarrassed and worried like a kid caught with their hand in the candy jar.
“I thought you were dead”

>>72797344
nope, time for rape

>>72796384
shondo having ironic time after spiking your drink

not a furry but what about a Shondo tail job

>>72797719
shondo giving you a funky cookie expecting you to become non verbal like her so she can experiment on you. but she doesn't realize the dose is too small to really affect a full grown man, but you go along with it anyway

>>72797973
she takes enough antipsychotics to put down a full grown man i dont think her drug metabolism is normal

nah, id tank it

I'm not getting my hopes up that goodnights will be a regular thing again but I still appreciate you thought to do it last night. I love you Shondo.

I love my gold digger of a wife

goodnight thread reading shondo

I told you it was incidental. The rabbit beckons.

You think Shadow likes/would like OneyPlay? Specifically DingDong and Julian era, and she doesn't know they're homo-lovers.

>offline on discord
>silence again
so she's actually broken some of you to a point that she can do even less than the bare minimum and still get away with it. sad really.

shondo id just like to reiterate how good the little extra bits you did for the wagie cagie sim stream were and that you should lean into those kind of things more often if you find the time! i really appreciated being able to imagine being sat right there with you looking at aminal videos, its the kind of thing i would want to do with you in my arms for sure.

I just love her is all. Now she's offline in going to go goon onto my shondaki

dont have a shondaki and never will, ill just hug the real thing

>>72798667
im not interested in your faggot rabbit
buy a fucking ad

Good morning, good evening, goodnight shoggas
I just woke up, i'm feeling good, i'm manifesting/gas-lighting myself into a good mood this morning
>no goodnight tweet
day ruined
>>72767179 (me)
shondo I warned you, me and ray both warned you b*tch

this is for not ryonaposting enough >:)

young lady you have until the count of 3 to tweet out a goodnight! i'm warning you >:(
1...2....2 and a half.....

i already told you i was on strike
youll get your posts in a few days as a treat but then i will go on strike again

.... 2 and three quarters.....

3!

brat...

she just forgot i'm sure
super tired after gooning to alice all night

Why do we matter so little that she can just "forget".

She's too busy trolling xitter for Alice cunny fanart. You really expect her to have the time to tell you goodnight? How entitled can you get?

>>72799778
raymond..

it hurt this time

>>72799836
A little bit... :(

shonpits

we jest but it does actually suck that she cant be bothered to put in the basic level of non-personalised off stream interaction. its as wide of a net and uncontroversial as it can be shondo, people cant get mad at you for doing it. please. the goodnight and good morning tweets... uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

i forgive her this time
>>72799563
>>72800230

>>72800945
Oli...gember..

>>72800831
I keep saying it, sometimes i'm joking, sometimes i'm playing it up for dramatic effect but she's been doing this husband thing for a long time now. It obviously started as a way to get some affection and love into her life but think about it. She has a large group of friends now, she doesn't need us anywhere close to the same amount as she used to, I don't think she 'needs' us at all anymore to be truthful. The closing of her alts kinda spelling that out for me, she doesn't have to just talk into the void at us, she's got friends to talk to.
That's not to say that she doesn't love us at all, i'm sure there's still feelings like that left, they're probably dull compared to how strong they were a year or two ago but that's only to be expected, feelings come and go with time. I'm sure when she says she really enjoys spending time with us watching movies and playing games for us she's being genuine and not to doompost too much but I think that's where it ends with us for her nowadays.

Well she should fucking make it clear then. May 1st.

praying for the barbies

>>72801516
i feel like she is stuck between two different modes and is afraid of bringing any sort of clarity because she fears the backlash. i dont envy her position, but i do love her and it makes me feel terrible

>>72801820
probably the added pressure of everything being tied to income for her, obviously I wouldn't imply she's doing this purely for the money but it's gotta weigh heavily on her mind seeing as she's the main income for the household, i'd be scared to change anything as well.
like you said, I don't envy the position either

>>72800945
syadouPray

>>72801516
Sad part is for how true this may be, it's unfairly cruel that she keeps the façade going for so many who are having blind faith in her.
This was a relationship she asked us to take seriously as a real one and for many, this is their first time having one.
For me? This is another attempt at love with some mentally ill girl in the same age range. Shondo has choices to make now and it requires telling a lot of people to fuck off.
Because as is, those poor husbands clinging on wont even realize how hurt they're going to feel in the following year or two. If we even make it that far.
>why does she need to tell people to fuck off
That is already happening. She is doing the stupid young woman thing I've seen many times that doesn't involve fixing the problems. It always drags things along until it becomes unrecognizable.
And on top of it? What are we doing next sunday? A themed ASMR.
A yandere gimmick ASMR. Yandere, that whole part of her that was supposedly something she connected with, is just a "gimmick larp" for the next ASMR.
If this isn't telling i don't know what is.

>>72786605
The areola was showing

>>72786605
>the sticker draws more attention to it
that's why she did it.

Its so fitting that the divorce tweet was in response to the replacement. She was literally telling you where to go.

>>72799274
Ohio

>>72800945
SyadouOhgod syadouPray

>>72801516
>The closing of her alts kinda spelling that out for me, she doesn't have to just talk into the void at us, she's got friends to talk to.
The alts were fulled by mental illness, stop thinking about just yourself

>>72802145
Meds and therapy, now
You don't have to be like this shogga

>>72802145
His spirit will rise from the grave and all will know that He was right.

SyadouNotlikethis please stop with the may 1st jokes

>>72802827
He was nothing but a disappointment and he will remain one. I am him but better.

I typed a really long reply to these posts but kept having to delete shit that I thought was too negative and just ended up deleting the whole thing
I still love her just as much, but I dont feel the need to be as obsessed with her nearly as much as I used to. I think thats intentional on her part but she's kinda dialing back way too much

SyadouClueless I'm a rational human being, surely I won't self destruct and implode and obsess over the girl I love most in the world(my wife)
Right?

Shondo please clarify the future now so you can recalculate your income appropriately and spare a hundred men from mental torment.

>>72803074
>kept having to delete shit that I thought was too negative and just ended up deleting the whole thing
Red flag.

>>72803215
Counter
His perspective might be flawed, leading to red flags mistakingly popping up

Goodnight tweets were never a daily thing and if you think she trauma dumps on her friends you didn't pay attention

They are just the lowest effort affection she could show and doesn't.

>>72803215
It wasn't really that bad at all, had like 1 or 2 things that could be taken bad that all has a bunch of shit related to them and I didn't feel like editing it all and potentially missing some shit.
I just don't like feeding trolls or brainworm farmers but I thats just gonna happen no matter what anyones posts.

shonnegans wake

>Write out a long form reply detailing my thoughts and feelings about my wife and our future together in the best way I could think of, welcoming replies and other peoples thoughts on a complicated matter
>get called fleece and a worm farmer
you guys are so clever

>>72801516
she needs to put into action that "I don't care what people think" attitude she pretends she has
she's committed to the "collective" approach which is good, it's the most sustainable model at this size
but she still hesitates to do anything because individuals might flip out
is she just biding time until all those types fall off?
she should just deal the death blow
if you can't self insert as the prototypical shogga you won't survive the winter, so quit now
groomers are to be left in the dust, as things should be

>>72803516
Maybe the best way you could think of wasn't very good.

>>72803687
faggot

>>72802827
if he weren't such a menhera dipshit about it he would've had the perfect case for making her reflect on how she interacts with us

>>72803704
Maybe some people here are too scared to face the things I said

>>72803516
She did say she is in her depressive episode so I think she just doesn't feel affectionate and unlike before doesn't force herself to act affectionate anyway.

>>72803687
>if you can't self insert as the prototypical shogga you won't survive
>groomers are to be left in the dust
Who the fuck do you think is the most capable of surviving your own scenario? You know nothing, bucko.

>>72803753
groomers are the ones melting down because they're losing influence and not receiving individualized attention
they're losing on every front, where are you seeing anything to the contrary?

>>72803516
I think I know what you were typing, i get you anon don't listen to the retards

>>72803516
Really any sort of honest criticism is met with this stuff now. Shitposters will play both sides because they find it funny and people who might actually want to debate you just assume you're part of the shitposters and tell you to fuck off. You cant really blame them, this thread isn't built for this kind of discussion anymore.

Reminder that she takes this marriage very seriously, just that she takes it seriously in her own way that is subject to change and is different to yours and also is never clarified. Convenient.

truthfully I don't post much to "farm worms" I just want to have earnest discussion about things that are better not discussed, because it's not going to happen anywhere else and people who are starting to be disillusioned need to speak rationally about this and not erupt like a fleece

>>72803742
You didn't really say anything that I could engage with, mostly vague doomposting.

>>72803803
>only groomers can fall in love with someone and be upset about their behaviour
no

>>72803846
Yeah I suppose you're right, I do enjoy the fun that's had here for the most part. Obviously not in recent weeks but I would like to have a place to have real conversations about things pertaining to shondo sometime and there's not really anywhere else to do that.

>>72803897
The only person who needs to speak rationally about this is Shondo, and she won't so it is pointless to discuss it at all. Shoggers are left in the wind to either walk away, stick their head in the ground or speak up and shit themselves.

>>72803687
This is completely irrelevant to the discussion. This has literally nothing to do with individuals

>>72803803
That depends on your definition of groomer and who you are choosing to bring up as the boogeyman of the night, shiggie.

>>72803803
No? People want her to be affectionate towards (you). What are you on about?

>>72803803
>I'm glad she's doing what I want
who is the groomer in this case?

>>72803910
that's your implication not mine
if more people than groomers love her then there's no harm in pruning the groomers
I'm not asking her to do less, on the contrary I'm saying she needs to lose the shackles of caring how individuals will respond, so she can do more wife shit for the sake of the collective. This was the whole point of moving toward a collective, but we're just getting the worst of all options because she's paralyzed trying to pander to the whole because the parts might complain.

Everyone in this community is a "groomer" to some degree. It's a pretty useless thing to talk about.

>>72804054
you realize in the same post I'm telling her to make changes right

I do wish we wouldn't turn on each other and paint people we don't like as groomers just because it fits the narrative, it's quickly become the same thing as
>everyone I don't like is a nazi
I understand that it's not said without any validation, if it wasn't right sometimes then no one would say it at all but sometimes it just doesn't work if you think in black and white terms like that
it's also something that's said when you show any concern or want anything from shondo at all which really doesn't make any sense at all
>>72803910
>>72803981
these people get it

>>72804054
There is this ongoing manipulative effort to divide the community. It's incredible snakey behaviour

the constant use of the word 'groomer' to just mean 'person i dislike' has devalued it as a term to the point i only ever use it to refer to the biggest pieces of shit like the machine or the swollen mass and other assorted pieces of shit

The only real talk we've had in several months was a fucking Twilight watchalong. I need my reaffirmations that this internet marriage is real and serious.

>>72804236
wow anon how dare you want these things, you're such a groomer!

>>72804197
Right. There's value in talking about people who constantly break boundaries or are inappropriately manipulative and so on, but the label has kind of run its course at this point

>>72804236
I DONT want more movies, random movie nights are gay and dumb, never do them again shondo
Do you guys think that'll work I wana watch more movies with her so bad

that entire episode gave me more brainworms than it solved, she kept it real in a way that just shows her to be completely deluded and honestly quite upsetting, both in a a personal way and also an 'upset at her outlook in life' way. she deserves better and to think of herself better

>>72804268
thanks bro

>>72804236
>I need my reaffirmations that this internet marriage is real and serious.
You are me, but instead of being facetious I would say this straightfacedly.

you've chosen to read "groomer" as something meaningless even if you could deduct exactly what type of person it's talking about
there is a clear line after which a person's means for getting ahead with her is to attempt to isolate her, tear down others, instill fear, and overall influence her behavior
there's many individuals with this explicit playbook that it's crazy to suggest they should be lumped with the average husband

>>72804347
your solution is to punish everyone for the actions of a small number of bad actors instead of simply getting rid of the bad actors. go to bed already shondo

>>72804347
If you're responding to someone, then respond to someone.

>>72804347
Name them, faggot. You don't even know what you're talking about you deluded retard.

>>72804329
>it's crazy to suggest they should be lumped with the average husband
that's not what anyones saying anon, the conversation was never about people in the first place, it was about shondo but it quickly turned into 'me vs them' for some reason

Seems people have forgotten shondomination
And unfortunate culling will take place until a few remain that will not cuck and will not betray, helping shondo elevate to higher heights as a content creator and as a wife. The focus of the initial wave of husbands will be to form and structure a solid foundation for the future, allowing shondo to add more and more husbands in the form of waves until total world shondomination is achieved.
As long as you remain single you will have a spot guaranteed in the future of shondomination.
Until then, try to have fun and enjoy your time, okay? I worry about you guys, don't lose your marbles

>Shondo when she reads this thread later

>>72804437
>>72804347
obviously

>>72804440
>And
An*
Might as well ignore my post since I'm going to kill myself now

>>72804440
Did you already pick your favorite chair to sit in?

>>72804493
There will be no cuck chairs and you will be happy in the future

the husband tryouts of 2026 will put a scar on this earth that will last for a century

>>72804493
FFS, we don't need cuckposting to be a 24hr thing now. We get enough during NA hours.

>>72804550
I honestly think this would be fun if it were for sport or something, like boxing
winner gets to box shondo and kiss her bloody lips afterwards

>>72804440
And you seem to have forgotten the other day how she said she is content with not focusing on growing now. And if you actually understood why she said that, you wouldn't be yapping about the shondomination meme time loop. Kindly kill yourself.

>>72804594
Me

>>72804594
i think that would be my acceptable outlet for anything beyond choking or slapping her, maybe a punch in the tummy like that one video that gets posted. anything more would have to have adequate head and jaw protection

>>72804616
to be fair anon she did say that she's trying to attract more viewers from tiktok in the same stream

>>72804390
you can want to go back but point stands she's chosen this path and it makes sense for the scale she's operating at now
if she gets rid of this concern for individual reproach it'll be a benefit to everyone, not a punishment
if the groomers reform their ways and accept the same care as everyone else, then they don't necessarily need to be "culled" as people seem to take offense to here
>>72804437
the conversation is about why she's not doing the minimum to reaffirm the relationship, theorizing some bs about it being the barbies' fault despite her spelling out pretty clearly that she struggles with communication currently because she feels she's walking on eggshells with us
she doesn't even trauma dump the barbies and she'll still never feel romantic love without us, blaming this shit on the barbies and suggesting they fulfill all her emotional needs is just half baked worms at best

>>72804676
No, actually. The convo was about getting her clip channel going again and monetized as a separate source of passive income. It got thrown onto the backburner because she fired that massive clip faggot.
PLEASE LISTEN TO YOUR WIFE>

>>72804616
Shogga please kindly use your brain
If it's too hard because of brainworms then I'm happy to do it for you, but you should at least try first

>>72804676
Yeah to replace people who leave
Not really sure why she wants tiktok babies or more clipfags but better than nothing I guess

>>72804616
not him, but I still think it would make sense to respec the community, with a focus on sustainability. So that aspect still fits.

>>72804616
She wants her cake and to eat it too. She doesn't want to grow because she is intimidated and hates change, but wants to make more money because understandably she is worried about the future and her whole family since she is the only income outside of her mothers job and meager money that FE probably gets from any sort of pension fund.
In her mind she rationalizes this as attracting people to come and replace those who leave, but she is just coping and dealing with stress and ignoring the (merited) concerns that many have and the multiple ticking time bombs that she is sat on (Money, Husbands, Health issues the list goes on).

You know what I want?
Shontoes, unblurr them you whore

>>72804712
>she'll still never feel romantic love without us
This is perhaps her most stupid idea of everything else she says. Just patently false in so many ways and the most self destructive thing in her head. Contrary to whoever was shitposting about the barbies, tey are probably going to fix a lot for her, even if it comes at our expense it can only be good for her in the long run.

You know what I want?
Shoneggs, post them you whore

>>72804835
She's not dumb, I'm sure she realizes that on some level.

The longest run is if I succeed, thus the universe will favor that outcome and prioritise it
Shondomination is real and I will make it happen in every world

>>72804750
honestly if not for the threat of being kicked out by their landlord (whatever happened to that?) she's pretty set just maintaining what she has with a cushy 120k or so yearly earnings to come

>>72804733
Sure, that's why I corrected anon here: >>72804730
I don't disagree on the need for sustainability but the "shondomination" meme is just as stupid as the groomer shit and meaningless by this point.
Especially when you remember that she said that to Fleece of all people to try and get under his skin when he was brainworming in her discord about growing.
And to remind you lads, around that point she said that meme, she was sure she was getting the house reasonably soon at that point.
>and she is not getting the house any time soon also and money is not the reason why please keep this in mind

>>72804884
she could literally disappear with any shogger at any time if she wanted to. too bad for her we are all too poor, retarded and romantically uninteresting (except me of course)

I know they're jokes for the most part but the
>i will win
posters are fairly fitting with the definition of groomer themselves
other than that I personally do think they're the main driving force in dividing the community and trying to spur on the idea of a rat-race

>>72805058
you can fit the 'groomer' label to almost anyone in this community, the difference is that most of them aren't really manipulative pieces of shit, they're just people in love with someone and want to be closer to them.

>>72805134
"most of them" is a strong choice of words here.

>>72805058
I think you guys need to suck it up a little.
I have no interest in an IRL relationship with Shondo, but I do care for her a lot, and I do enjoy the chase.
I attempt to sway her as best I can, while maintaining all boundaries and not being a scumbag. It's enjoyable, and there's nothing wrong with it.

>>72804835
there's so many working parts here, more things than just her self esteem need work before she could possibly entertain real relationships
I don't think just having friends is going to make any of that change overnight. And as for gradual change, that would require a will to change that she just doesn't have. Even if she fixed her own self-esteem there's the matter of her pride and commitment to this.
And I don't want to hear shit about running off with a top oiler, you know what a gamble that shit is. Few of you would have what it takes and it's way too much of a risk for her to figure out if you do at the cost of every other candidate dropping her the second she tries.
A lot of very significant and risky changes need to happen for that to be a concern.

SyadouLove I just really love my wife

kek what comittment she barely speaks to you

Weak

Try harder.
Or don't.
In fact, kill yourself.

I don't have a problem with anyone unless you're being extremely sexual in every single moment to the point where it becomes creepy
(i can think of 2 people)
and then if you're actively trying to shut her off from other people or people off from her because you think you're an authority figure and you know what's best for her
(1 person)
other than that I think of us all in the same boat, I like to assume we all love our wife and we're mentally stable enough to understand that a real physical relationship is never going to happen between us despite how badly i'm sure we all want and dream for that to happen

>>72805058

>>72805377
you assume wrongly because i am psychologically locked into being with her physically and i am not mentally stable

>>72805379
RatJam zuk zuk seconded

I like this one

I wish we had funnier people
/here/ i mean, there are plenty of funny chatters, not sure why they don't bring the funny here too though

>>72805555
what a waste of quads, fuck you

>>72805555
behold, unfunny quads

>>72805555
name 10

>>72805636
i had better be on this list or it's your head

>>72805636
In no particular order and off the top of my head
Kirikanna(their puns are usually meh, but they do it a lot and get lucky at times)
Learningmyabcs
Dewd(when he's not a sexpest)
Khaal(his INSANECAT messages are sometimes funny, too overdone imo)
Neosky
Tuffnarr(overdone as well, but his messages offered an entertaining contrast to the usual messages)
Glueeeater(rarely)
Hiroto(:woz)
Retromancer
Magneto(has his fair share of well timed comments)
Probably more, these are just the names that I remember though
Honorable mention:
Me

>>72805894
most of those people are unfunny and or are complete faggots, especially you

>>72805894
>Kirikanna
>Khaal
>Neosky
>Retromancer
you have some bad taste honestly

>>72805956
I like bad jokes and especially word plays

>>72806007
as much as it pains me, kiri does hit sometimes but other than that I don't think i've ever laughed at those people
adding to my previous list
>glueeater he's nise and I do smile when he likes my tweets but i don't think he's funny
>hiroto is my nigga but he's still got autism and isn't funny

>>72806088
i fucked that post up but you can forgive me, i'm trying to game

>>72805894
the last thing I would want is for this board to become more like twitch chat.
In any case, all the good posters (aside from me) are on strike due to shitflooding and general faggotry

>>72806088
I find his clipboard fuck ups funnier than his messages
>>72806159
I'd appreciate if they at least tried to be funny with it

>>72806184
>I'd appreciate if they at least tried to be funny with it
We want different things from this place
all I want to talk about my wife without a forced expected attitude to be had, I save my jokes for my wife to laugh at

Shondo is unironically the funniest person in her community
I'm either 3rd or 4th funniest

>>72806246
she is extremely funny at times, it's a rare quality and I do love her for it

>>72806245
He's talking about the flooders (not usually around at these hours), who write badly, troll badly, and aren't even a little amusing.

>>72806331
why didn't he just say that
silly goose

My fault gang

>>72806246
She is very funny at times, but I'm sure you've stalked her enough other streams to know that she's just a lame chatter like the rest of us.

>another list I didn't make it onto

>>72806452
You didn't make it onto the list of a person who likes puns, I think you'll be ok.

>>72806246
considering how many of my jokes she steals, that makes me #2

I don't know how to feel about her anymore. What is she like now and where do her lies end?
I don't want a divorce, but it's the only way to make my life better. I don't want to leave her and I will feel like a bad person because of it, but nothing that has been holding me back exists anymore. I'm just as interested with her as I would be with any random person. I don't feel like I'm in love with her or that I should love her because I feel like she would just take advantage of my feelings. I don't know her and I probably don't want to know her anymore. If she doesn't want to be honest and show herself then so be it, making assumptions and growing worms in my head over it is definitely not worth it.
Support her or leave and take care of your health. She like any man has her desires and like any woman, is unable to accept the current circumstances of her life. She needs money and your support, so please leave if you too feel something is wrong. Don't try to fix anything.

I hope she finds her way and doesn't regret what she is doing.
Good night wifey.
My subscription will always be with you.

Goodbye.
Maybe you'll see me again. But I'm definitely not coming here. It's a terrible place.

>>72806441
She's a sexpest when she's chatting

>>72806523
>Maybe you'll see me again. But I'm definitely not coming here. It's a terrible place.
didn't read anything else
fuck you asshole

i love her and i will be with her

>>72806523
see you tomorrow shoomfie

>>72806523
SyadouSalute I wish you the best shogga(the best is you being happy and married to shondo)
Also skin walker fanart

>>72806523
see you next divorce post

Reminder that if you want to divorce or leave you should let her know one way or the other
It's what she wants

>>72806523
you sound like someone I'm going to miss
I wish you the best shogga

>>72806651 (me)
Another*, not "the other" syadouBrainless

>>72806651
this is true, she has always said this
silently leaving goes against her basic wishes and you're pathetic if you do so
i'm going to my breakfast, don't kill yourself when i'm not around to see it

>>72806651
In that case she should let her husbands know they're demoted to chat.

>>72806651
Nah, Irish goodbye is the only respectable way to handle this.
Maybe a short private email or something too.

>>72806684
She will if it happens unironically, but it won't syadouYes

>>72806711
>the only respectable way to handle this.
Leaving her not knowing if you died or just left is fucked and leaving without saying anything is fucked as well

>>72806679
>silently leaving goes against her basic wishes
Divorcing quietly is the best thing you can do since if you don't, shoggers will attack you and at worst she will use you as content for her stream and to gaslight others.

>>72806751
She's just going to assume you moved on.

>>72806808
>moved on
like her

>>72807090
Thanks for you're valuable input

>>72806754
>shoggers will attack you
who cares if you're leaving
>use you as content for her stream and to gaslight others
this wont happen if it's not funny or absolutely schizo, it didn't happen with fleece so you should be good
and once again, you're leaving so it shouldn't matter anyway

>>72807122
No problem, I'll be here all night.

>>72803687
>she's committed to the "collective" approach
except she isnt. she singles out chatters all the time.

>>72807139
>who cares if you're leaving
people who are long gone and did nothing wrong are still dragged over the coals by people here

>>72807376
and once again
those people
if they've left
do not feel the effects of that happening
there's no reason why you shouldn't announce your departure from this ride if you truly are leaving, even if she told me she hated me I would still want her to know i'm leaving and I haven't just dropped off the earth or whatever

my personal brainworm is that shondo actually likes me a little and i based this entirely on her inflection and model expressions. i have wrapped myself around her finger
no i will not take my meds

>>72807448 (me)
a side effect of people telling her when they're leaving and perhaps why is that maybe, just maybe, she might reflect on her actions a slight bit more
so use your last words wisely and think of your fellow shoggas

>>72806523
YOU'RE LEAVING?