/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

GRIM

I should never touch stock after april fools

sex with chloe

>>72762531
*GENERAL NUMBERFAG SITES*
>https://playboard.co/en/
>http://ikioi-ranking.com/
>https://vrabi.net/
>https://www.vstats.jp
>https://live-ranking.userlocal.jp/vtuber-ranking
>https://vt.poi.cat/

Hololive sites
>https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/index.html
>https://trackholo.live/en/
>https://holosongs.com/
>https://holo-spotify-stats.jirikunes.eu/

Nijisanji sites
>https://niji-mado.web.app/stats/hourly
>https://twitter.com/2434rankings
>https://twitter.com/2434subscriber
>https://www.nijiuta.com/

Twitch
>https://sullygnome.com/
>https://twitchtracker.com/
>https://stats.roki.sh/

don't ruin your health trying to make it with GME

<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72762440
but where would the runts generate their revenues then? Gura is understandable, you can't say the same to Iofi for example. Cover let Gura does what she wants because she can generate the same revenue through merch. I don't think Cover let the runts be MIA on streaming too much if they don't produce the same results

This thread is for moguls only<div class="xa24desu"></div>

what went wrong

>overcooked 2
yeah, this slopvent collab will be sub-10k. fauna is doing some debuff quirky shit in micra too, so holoEN doesn't have a single stream lined up that can compete with matara.

>>72762612
I have 9k stocks I bought at $1 I will get a good deal eventually. But for now I will pingpong between Rich Investor and Magnate.

>>72762612
Same.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

IGNORE POOR POSTERS
DON'T REPLY TO POOR POSTERS
NONE OF THEM ARE HUMANS<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72762700
grifting whore

Ok so HOW MUCH did Pekomama get earlier today and even though its a joke is it being counted as a proper debut?

>>72762545
Reaper!

>>72762678
>where do runts generate revenue
Memberships for top runts, Sponsorship hustle for lower runts
And the lowest runts tend to be independently wealthy

>>72762700
I will laugh so hard when she tries to peddle debut merch too

>>72762697
>debuff quirky shit
it'll be just a regular minecraft, why are you expecting something different?

>>72762697
I believe in the Mumei 12am guerilla karaoke

>>72762763
181k. she broke Koyori's record and is the top vtuber debut of all time

>>72762763
Anin what the fuck are those name

>>72762796
>money bad

>>72762678
Cover is extremely hands off. If someone really did need or want to take longs breaks like Gura they wouldn't graduate them. No one has ever been terminated aside from NDA breaches. They make enough money they don't need to micromanage someone like Iofi. Even Niji if the same, they don't care if you fuck off for half a year. Vtubers have no real maintenance cost.

>>72762700
I can't wait to see her perform in 3D with Mousey and Henya. IRL streams with Kson would be kino too.

>>72762700
>EN4 will be ReGloss EN
>a gen full of discarded chuubas like Pomu to give them a second chance at the idol dream
you like?

>>72762837
Pumping your fans for money is not a good look<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72762901
I WISH biboo was pumping me for money desu

>>72762796
Wow debut merch is so horrible can't believe anyone would do that

just came back from a coma and thread surfed the past 3-4 days... VSPO girls selling 20k pieces of a $200 keyboard is funny, at least make it a little bit believable KEK

>>72762531
Of course the fag who can't post a Holo OP can't copy and past properly either

When start the Cover Inc. Q4 finanncial report. ? This week?

>>72762962
>he doubts the keyboard moguls at VSPO
It's their core business

>>72762982
>can't copy and past
Pot, meet kettle, you have something in common

>>72762958
She is already selling merch for a podcast and started a patreon, adding debut merch on top of that makes it go from tacky to off putting

>YTSB graph
Fucking beautiful

>>72762767
ERROI<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72762700
>NotPomu during her leeching to Holo phase
>idols 24/7
>holofes 24/7
>dancing 24/7
>singing 24/7
HAHAHAHA good luck doing those things in vwhorejo

Everything I've invested in decided it was just going to come down crashing.

>>72763089
so if she joins hololive, we'll just end up with another nerissa huh

>>72762987
april 1st is the start of the new fiscal year in japan

>>72763114
>he doesn't retire early as mogul

>>72763121
she will be worse since she will actively push to save other nijis by collabing with them

>>72762700
who is this?

>>72763114
Only invest in things at the bottom so it won't matter.

Nobody else concern over the fact mint is getting mind controlled by vshojo they did the same thing before they give you a helping hand and the next thing you know your debuting with them.

>>72763114
never trust stocks. make sure you have 5M in funds

/#/ is a cunny general.

>>72762531
Uoh?

>members post
Mumei/Fauna/Biboo/IRyS/Kiara Dune watchalong let's GOOOOOOOOOO

>>72762866
>holo who off collabed with njii males and had a vshojo podcast
Why would you wish this on her fanbase? They would never know peace

>>72762687
Fuck

>>72762678
>Cover let Gura does what she wants
No, Cover just doesn't make Holos stream in general. That's kind of obvious at this point.
>don't think Cover would let the runts be MIA on streaming too much
Yes they would. Any Holo can take as much of a break as they want from streaming. We've already seen this.
>if they don't produce the same results
Even the runts produce a good amount of revenue compared to most vtubers without needing to stream much.

Fauna soon

>>72763258
Her name is Segiri.
She's three years old.

>>72762866
ew, no thanks

>>72762789
Independent wealth doesn't matter. Cover needs to make money off of the Holo IP's.

>>72763287
Why lie

>>72763336
Don't worry, I'm rich so it's fine<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72763407
Today is lie day

>Yawn
what did she mean by this

>>72763121
Nerissa belongs in Vshojo honestly, she and Mint should go there together

>>72763405
they still make money from the runts too anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wu9GTk3Row

>>72763444
advenurine is a shit

>>72763336
>Three years old
No issues, I'm an expert.

>>72763514
Kek

>>72763517
Luna is 4 now bro, she's ultra hag

>>72762570

>>72762809
She is setting up some YouTuber/streamer from a decade or more ago roleplay.

>>72763688
Nah she's gonna roleplay as a hebe

Remember to sexualize the chibis<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72763728
I hope so

Robocucks, your oshi's newest thumbnail...

>>72763688
>>72763728
Fuck that's hot.

uoh preteen fauna

>>72762678
I'm not convinced by the IP factory stuff. I buy Gura merch because Gura is my oshi and I still love seeing her at holofes and shit, and the times she's active throughout a year, but how is Gura getting new fans? And if she isn't getting new fans, this stuff will all wind down by itself eventually. The design is iconic but I don't think it's the main reason Gura sells, people want Gura and like Gura for who she is. Like, Gura can't just "transition to an IP-based vtuber", if I never saw Gura for years I'd stop buying her stuff eventually because what are you even a fan of at that point

>>72763444
Stupid chinks want me to like this retard twink so bad, "I never lose" fuck this stupid gay retard wasting 4 hours of my life just to say boohoo I'm sad over and over and over

>>72763728
God I hope
>even MORE whiny and bratty than usual

Which was the bigger blunder
Fuwamoco trying to move to Japan or kronii telling her fans to fuck off and that she'll collab with whoever she likes?

>>72763815
>>72763826
>>72763850
>Saplings want to fuck barely legal teenage girls
You guys okay?

The absolute fucking state of regtard LMFAO

>>72763856
Kurosanji trying to unperson Doki

>>72763856
For the first time in her life, Kronii tops

Fauna stream today?

Sisters got literally nothing for april 1st lol

>>72763844
I liked him more than I did before 2.1, but I enjoyed watching my Clara pummel the shit out of him.

>>72763914
Yes<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72763880
>barely legal
too old

>>72763880
>not wanting to fuck technically legal teenage girls
like wtf r u gay? lmao

>>72763444
>Yawn
She's here confirmed

>>72763844
Fucking homo messed up the party I planned too I will never forgive it

>>72763820
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>IF ROBOCO IS A REAL ROBOT GIRLS HOW COME SHE SUFFERS FROM HAIR LOSS?!
ROBOTOMOS WILL DEFEND THIS!

You guys think Mumei has asked Fauna how to be as sexy as her?

* YESTERDAY'S ELEMENTAL TALLY OF THE DAY *
>04/01 TALLY:
17,995: Oxygen (ChalcogEN) | Easter Collab Special w/ Sulfur, Selenium, Tellurium, Livermorium, guest appearance from Polonium
13,928: Francium (Elemental EU) | Full Branch April Fool's Model Swap w/ Scandium, Magnesium, Manganese, Copper, Gallium, Lutetium, Germanium, Hassium, Darmstadtium, Strontium, Halfnium, Thulium, Holmium, Yttrium, Terbium, Erbium, Ytterbium, Polonium, Ruthenium, Moscovium, Dubnium
11,855: Beryllium (Project Alkaline) | Karaoke
9,913: Gold (Native Metals) | Monster Hunter World w/ Copper, Silver, Tin
8,533: Neon (Noble Gases) | Japanese Lesson w/ Nihonium
7,583: Silicon (Tetrel) | Hollow Knight
6,722: Uranium (Rad-Connect) | Chalo X Break


>EN VICTORS FOR MARCH 2024
>[NOTE: Due to concerns about being impartial, and complaints from Argentumdachis about possible element discrimination, and Lithiumtomos from number placements possibly invoking Atomic Number discrimination, the medals and point values have been changed from "Gold, Silver and Bronze" to "Victor, Runner-Up and Podium Finisher."]
1) Oxygen (ChalogEN) - 17,995 - Easter Collab Special w/ Sulfur, Selenium, Tellurium, Livermorium, guest appearance from Polonium

>PER COMPANY
1x: ChalcogEN

>PER STREAMER
1x: Oxygen

>POINTS PER STREAMER (Victor = 5pts, Runner-Up = 3pts, Podium Finisher = 1pt)
5p: Oxygen
3p: Francium
1p: Beryllium

>>72763880
Yes, officer, I'm good.

>>72763938
3rd gen did it yesterday since half them are like, SEA, not sure what the fuck the rest are doing

GME BROS HOLD
ONLY ONE MORE TICK FOR 100+<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72763880

Will 2024 finally be the year Cover debut new Holo's in October(completely barren btw), instead of stuffing August and September even more??

https://youtu.be/w2aerbU2XCc?si=pNNZGfsYZjeSsQSS
EN4? EN4

>>72764011
>17,995: Oxygen
BOTTED! LOOK AT THIS CHART!
>inb4 oxygentomos call this "natty"

>>72763880
legal is legal bro

>>72763728
As Mumei? Can she be that bratty?

>>72764078
EN4 is coming on 4/4 hopefully EN5 in October

>>72763841
The IP factory shit is just an extension of what Yagoo meant when he said that each girl builds their own brand. This extends to gens as a whole which is why Cover has been heavily emphasizing gen unity because it makes it easier to sell shit, just look at how many Myth/Sankisei/HoloX, bundles they do.

>>72764128
She is gonna rant about something that annoyed her at school for 20 minutes straight.

>>72764012
Mumei is sexier.

How much for Magnate?

>>72764234
$2m<div class="xa24desu"></div>

Jesus

am I rich yet?

>>72764304
THE AGE OF 40+ IS IN DEMAND

>>72764012
Mumei is hotter tbqh desu. She has that semi-plain look that makes you think you have a chance

>>72764304
>less CCV than keeki and dearsqn our steady boy dance cover
grim

>>72764304

>>72764312
maybe
try investing more

>>72764328
60+

>>72764304
Fucking incredible beeftastic vod

Why did PekoMoona stop doing things together?

>>72764304
>Abnormal numbers for the last two weeky
Discord vermin discovered new botfarms.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72764357
>CCV
Expand this acronym for me.

>>72764377
Pekora realized that Moona was a devout Suuni, and as a Shiite herself, Pekora could no longer abide her presence

>>72764377
They are barely able to communicate anon

FINALLY
I'M RETIRING<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72764377
Because fags called Moona a leech and she took it personally.

Checking more cosplay highlights, this time, katsucon 2024
This Petra Fyed chick is carrying Hololive to the big leagues of North American cosplay and she's a super fan too

>>72764304
Looks like it will pass Koyori's debut, which I'm surprised only has 1.6 mil views

just hit a million :D

look at this cool girl, she's debuting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlJuNpulZKU

>>72764403
it could be a cull removal.

>Pekora, the biggest Vtuber in human history
>getting mogged by her own mother
A lesson that there is always a bigger mountain to climb, and one I'm positive she will take to heart in a positive way.

>>72764426
Pekomoona might be dead, but the sheer kino of their meeting, coincidences and symbolism won't be forgotten

>>72764377
Moona pulled an Ame

>>72764304
shark mama would mog these numbers as she's easily in her 60s. The prime hag age

Holo es when?

>>72764522
>just hit a million
cute
not that I could say anything, I just hit four, still a long way to go

>>72764567
Yeah she should pop out a couple of kids (with me) to get that buff

The amount of hatred I have for GME Is unreal. At least I'm a permanent fucking Magnate now thanks to Chuck.

>>72764590
disgusting spic bitch

>>72764590
Never thankfully.

>>72764426
>>72764457
It was definitely not that. Back in late 2021 (October), more or less when Holo ID created their own minecraft server (defying all logic, considering the bulk of their success came from their interactions with JP), it was very clear that the ID management was pivoting hard away from being JP-lite for ID1 and EN-lite for ID2 into trying to become their own thing.
That, more than anything else, is what killed Pekomoona, I don't doubt their management told them to cut that out and try to stand on their own feet, culminating in ID3 and Kobo as the runaway success she was at debut

>>72764375
>>72764585
>>72764304
60s vs 40s? Tell it to me straight hag enjoyers

Queen of vtubers is live
https://www.twitch.tv/ironmouse

Man, Ela's stream was top tier, I recommend watching it, or the ending at the very least
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ODnUqnReuM

>>72764585
I've always assumed she's from my part of the country due to cultural shared knowledge, and if that's true, she would not be a good Vtuber because all of our older women just do not understand the modern era

>>72764522

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-iBJHZjZ0s
i always thought Depressed Nousagi idolize this guy

>>72760754
Just going off this, it never seems to impress me how much Fauna continues to incline. Her 2nd backpack battles (which was unculled was about 9K but her most recent one was 12.7k. Go Fauna go!

>>72764570

>>72764585
Gura would literally die of stress

>>72764590
HolaLive

>>72764567
>getting mogged by her own mother
Not even the first time. First 100k+ stream for Pekora (and the ONLY one until November 2021) was
>"coming out" to Peko Mom

>>72764377
same as why Okayu x Gura stopped... Cross-branch pairing never works

>>72764480
I'll take your word for it, but what the fuck is up with the faces with all these cosplayers. This woman has either done her makeup or edited her face to look like an actual alien from Mass Effect, I can't stand it. I guess I'm not the target audience. Some unironic body dysmorphia shit

>>72764480
Femsapling

>>72764585
Gura streaming would be April Fools

>>72764534
Another Vei clone but she's committed to her keyfabe I guess. some are into this. not for me.

>>72764660
Will she talk about the new vshojo member?

>>72764655
They did their ultimate collab, a cooking together off collab
I'm not sure what else they want to do together with their limitation
There's no Holoserver sandbox game anymore too

>>72764661
did she died?

>>72764660
that's not Gura though

>>72764859
>Shark
>vtuber

>>72764725<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72764895
>you
>human

>>72764818
If she's in the mood probably

>>72764895
>gets mogged
>SHE'S NOT A VTUBER! EEEEEEEEEEK!
lmao

>>72764749
>I guess I'm not the target audience. Some unironic body dysmorphia shit
Heavy makeup and filters. And you're right, you're not the target audience. In more general terms
>anyone complaining about the makeup and filters in a girl with fake clothes, fake hair, fake nails, fake shoes, fake teeth, fake eyes trying to become the perfect representation of a fake (and 2D) girl is NOT the target audience

>>72764749
It actually doesn't look like she heavily abuses a smoothing/shaping filter like you see on a lot of asian cosplays (that can give the 'alien' appearance). Rather, what she's doing is very achievable with heavy foundation to give her more of the "anime."
look.

>>72764686

>>72764590
When this chick gets in. so never
https://youtu.be/S9xScSbBJ_Q?t=20

>>72763841
Anon you buy Gura merch because you're a fan, but plenty of other people just buy it because they like the design. They don't even need to watch her content they can just view her like any other anime waifu. That's why the IP factory stuff works. Being a fan or even getting new fans isn't a requirement. Artists on twitter pump out art and then people with money do the rest

I mean do you really think all those Taiwanese people that bought her sushi merch can even understand her?

>>72763728

Is Biboo the Lisan Al-Gaib of Vtubing?

Saplings, why did you change your name to bert?
Are we now Bertlings?

>>72762570

So what happened to Fubuki's song? Anyone got the MV archived?

>>72765020
THIGHS<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72765020
Ideal body shape

>>72765020
no it's mikeneko, she heard many voices

>>72763880
>Hebe
>Barely legal
Hebes are young teenage girls, not 18 year olds. At least commit if you're gonna meme around.

>>72764970
I don't see any mogging. Where is the shark's mainstream award?

>>72765032
It would be Sapbert, you fool

>>72764590
GRIM

>only 700 waiting for flopvent
>debuff game
This will be lucky to hit 8k

>>72764994
This is honestly why it frustrates me that Cover can be retarded enough to fuck a girl over with a bad design just because they respect an artist too much when it’s very important for future sales/success. Just look at IRyS 1.0, that was a bad official model but fanart saved her. I also think Kiara has a bad 1st outfit but she also has other problems on top of that.

>>72765176
What a fucked up list, where Hakka the Toribeggar is one of the best ones

>>72765126
legal in my country

>>72764744
FlaRyS...

2M let's go

>>72765032
What are you talking about? My name has always ended in Bert.<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72765176
oh hey, it's that girl
https://files.catbox.moe/s4t2dn.webm

>>72765061
Nevermind, I just used the true and usually working method, stealing from chinks
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV18D42157yC

I don't know why people are pretending Advent is going to lose to Matara when both Fauna and IRyS are streaming today.

>>72765176
A real collection of bangers, they should all form a company together

>>72765277
kek

>>72765277
Fauna is going to raid into Advent, they'll win anyway

>>72765277
Fauna would have to beat Matara first for that to happen. which doesn't seem likely, especially going by her waiting room numbers. IRyS doesn't stand a chance of hitting 14k naturally either, so Matara's EN gold is practically secured.

>>72765136
>Conveniently memoryholing streamys
Lel

>>72765233
>>72765176
Worst part is that the list seems to be one where you have to be known among EN audience to qualify. I'd even put the hyena laugh girl from >>72764993 as better than half of those, and she's a fucking react monkey who sometimes plays games.

Thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogTzMg6m-gY<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72765008
RAPE

>>72765328
Hey look, a newfag.

Buy $GME BROS TRUST THE PLANE

>>72765136
>mainstream
Twitch is mainstream now? Can't even get 200k views on YT (the only mainstream platform). Can't sell merch too. Meanwhile Gura...
>Vox with the ''only mainstream chuuba'' comment
>Filian with the ''Gura sells 3m worth of merch just by breathing''
Filian should've been on Ironmouse's side KEK

>>72765362
i'm glad the drilling wasn't asmr

>>72765381

>>72765333
I'm EOP as fuck the only spanish Vtuber I know are drama connected like Nimu and the one who was said to be joining IdolES

shit, had a retard moment and now I feel bad
holos for this feel?

>>72765511

>>72765426
>asmr
FAUUUUUUUUUUNAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tickle my dickle

Man, Ririka's ojou-sama stream was pretty fucking great, she's instantly making my dick hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfRYX5G65x4<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72765020
It's Mumei when she's off her meds.

>>72765230
I actually strongly agree with this. Some girls really do get fucked over big time and Cover needs to throw designs back even if they've hired god-tier illustrators for them.
>IRyS 1.0 (I liked it but it had problems as a Live2D in motion, also skin too dark no JP/white hafu is ever going to be thrilled to have skin that dark, it's just facts)
>Sana (fix the fucking face Pako what the FUCK, other wise I liked it but the face was a huge problem) (also the skin tone probably really shouldn't be done even though I personally didn't mind that part, it's just a career limiter for no reason)
>Kiara (too bright, too much orange, also greasy fried chicken isn't really cute, sexy, or idol-like)
In general though Holo designs are really pretty good even though I have some controversial opinions Bae should have been toned down/modified in several aspects and I think Lui's design is very mid, sorry to say

>>72765511
Mori, she's been feeling bad for her retard moment for over 2 years now

You can comment with images in danbooru? Since when
Also the chumbud emote lol

So many ticks today

>>72765491
Fauna makes me realize how much I screwed up in high school, but I'm not too upset because now I have Fauna (and Mumei).

>>72765579
Mumei never feels bad for it though.

>>72761362
>>72761879
>>72762251
waki

>>72765608
Ngl would be pretty neat to see Lily-sama come back sometimes. Obviously overdoing it would kill the joke but it would be a shame to leave it as a one-off April Fools joke desu<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72764522
Ogey

>>72764994
Still feel like Gura's sushiro collab is a bit of an anomaly.
Saw some women in their 40s that Gura never panders to and never watch her stream buying her merch just because of "sushiro+gura cute+hololive" combo works too perfectly.

Fauna is a trash streamer and a sub 10k botted whore

>>72765646
Lui's design is pretty good in my opinion, great potential for kakkoi shit that she uses well, just look at the last holofes
The outfit could use a bit of work though<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72765673
Maybe vtstats was frozen again and unfroze itself

>>72765646
I'll never understand why Cover went with fried chicken mogul for Kiara. A phoenix is fine on its own.

>>72765762
Yeah yeah, now go off to bed, grandma.

>>72765673
Damn Kobo 20k subs in a week

>>72765762
laugh at this poorfag

>>72763841
>Gura can't just "transition to an IP-based vtuber"
Mickey Mouse only appears in a movie once every decade but that doesn't stop children from buying his merch now does it?

>CHAD going down
FUUUUUUUUCKK

No, but for real
>WOULD YOU WATCH?!
Mamatsuri, Peko Mom, Nerissa Mom, Kiara's Mom, Mori's Mom

>>72765646
I think Lui's biggest issue is the retarded head wings.

Ideal age for each girl in HoloEN (I dont know any doxshit this is just me thinking about their ideal sexual age based on their personality):
>Ame: Early 20s
>Gura: Early 30s if she's a NEET and mid 20s if not
>Mori: Early 30s
>Kiara: 18-21
>Ina: Free space (she will be a weakling and a dead fish regardless of age but I'm sure takos are into that)
>Fauna: Mid 20s
>Mumei: Early 20s
>IRyS: Mid 20s with a second peak when she's on her last year of fertility
>Bae: either 16 or her late 20s/Early 30s with no in-between
>Kronii: Whatever age she was the week after Sally got married
>Shiori: Either the day she entered College or literally right now
>Bijou: Now and every year she ages the better she gets (because she will mentally never progress beyond being a child)
>Nerissa: 16-21
>Fuwawa: One year after Mococo loses her virginity
>Mococo: One year before Fuwawa loses her virginity

>>72765328
Bait used to be believable

>>72765992
I'd give Matsuri another sibling.
Maybe make her a mom whilst I'm at it too.

>Imagine Koyori asking (You) to fuck her because she's in heat. She gives you a mysterious liquid, but she tell you to drink it when you're already starting to fucking her. She starts to undress (You), except of your boxers, then she ask (You) to remove all her clothes, except her pink bra and her pantyhose. (You) start to massaging her breasts and then, with your own hands, let her breasts out of her bra. She gets embarrassed, but asks (You) to suck on them. (You) accept, and with your mouth start to play with her nipples, making her more excited. But your senses tells you to start fingering her, so (You) make your way through her pantyhose, pull her black panties aside, and start using your fingers to satisfy her. Koyori starts making lewd noises, and she starts to drip pussy juices. All excited, Koyori tells (You): アノン、それは重要な研究をする時です、あなたのロッドを私の中に入れてください as she spreads her vagina. Seeing what is happening, (You) pull your penis outside your boxers and put it inside her vagina. With her yandere face, she reminds (You) to drink the formula from before. As (You) drink it, the results are immediately visible: your penis grows bigger and thicker, almost twice of your original size. Koyori looks how your penis grew bigger. (You) take her from her legs and start thrusting, feeling Koyori's insides with your penis. After a while, Koyori rises up and pushes (You) to your back, and she takes advantage to ride you while she puts a yandere look, trying to take your milk away. She bounces on your penis softly, and quickly between times, until (You) start feeling that you're about to cum. Seeing this, Koyori replies: 続けて、私の中でそれをしてください。 それは私の研究にとって素晴らしい発見になるでしょう。Motivated by this, you let all your cum inside Koroyi, while she screams of excitement. (You) pull out your penis out of her vagina, and your semen is still coming outside her. Tired, Koyori hugs (You) and kiss you in your lips, cuddle together, and tells you: この重要な研究を手伝ってくれてありがとう。 私の研究室のパートナーになって、このような研究をさらに行うことができます。(You) gladly accepts, hold hands together, and kiss again.

>>72765727
nah, Moom does get crippling social anxiety when it comes to expectations and other people relying on her. during the GoI trials she felt like total shit because she was performing badly and felt like she was letting everyone down when no one actually minded her performance.

take the indie pill btw

>>72765978
i hope it crashes so i can stock up even more

>>72765751
Nice

>>72746636
12-19 win for nijisanji, hololive is dead

It's about time Cover start accepting indies again like Suisei.

>>72765673
EN...................

>>72766102
Here is an alternative finale
>Tired, Koyori hugs (You) and kiss you in your lips, cuddle together, and tells you:
>KONBAABAAA, ANON KUN!
>YOU'LL BE WATCHING MY STREAM TOMORROW; NO?
>MAYO, NO THANKS! I'M MORE OF A DIJON MUSTARD SHEEP-GIRL!
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I ASKED "WHICH VR PING PONG" AND MY MANAGER PROMTPLY TOLD ME "IT'S THE PARENT COMPANY FOR HOLOLIVE"
WELL JOSHU-BAA-KUN?!

>>72765992
Hakka's mom was kinda ok too

>>72766008
Garbage-tier list, let me fix it
>All Holos
>12-16

>>72763728
Does hololive have actual hebes? Not just in body but in mind.

>>72766275
Kobo

>>72766207
Hololive never accepted indies, they poached Suisei from INNK

>>72766137
That reminds me of that poor bastard who made the moai their entire gimmick

>>72766008
Ideal age for each girl in HoloEN
>Ame: 10
>Gura: 4
>Mori: 40
>Kiara: 16
>Ina: 13
>Fauna: 14
>Mumei: 12
>IRyS: 9
>Bae: 6
>Kronii: 16
>Shiori: 14
>Bijou: 5
>Nerissa: 15
>Fuwawa: 11
>Mococo: 11

>>72766275
haachama

How do you guys feel about Iroha finally accepting her destiny and covering the ninja anthem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykTqHWO9qUI

>>72766275
Kobo, is the only one I can think of. Maybe Biboo, but I think she leans more into the straight up loli side.

>>72765869
The power of actually being popular.

>>72766137
literally who lmao

>>72766348
Also found this while looking at Iroha's art, thoughts?

>>72765673
Reflop doko???

>>72766348
>the ninja anthem
That's not Secret Kakuranger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-Lbc3rTx6M

>won't even get a 4k waiting room
Fauna is trash

>>72765869
>>72766357
if only indogs paid...

It's time Hololive lets me have sex with Koseki Bijou

>>72766120
wtf fembeats are actually stacked

>>72766265
I don't think people know what a "haaka" is but it seems off topic for the subject being talked

>I just deleted my account by accident
bros...

>>72766334
Ideal age for each girl in HoloEN
>Ame: 14
>Gura: 14
>Mori: 14
>Kiara: 14
>Ina: 14
>Fauna: 14
>Mumei: 14
>IRyS: 14
>Bae: 14
>Kronii: 14
>Shiori: 14
>Bijou: 14
>Nerissa: 14
>Fuwawa: 14
>Mococo: 14

It's boring when vshojo decides to randomly stream on youtube

>>72762687
updooted

>>72766491
you're right they are pretty boring

>>72766275
Kobo, Matsuri, maybe Ayame

>>72766408
cute

>>72766137
If you're some other kind of sea creature besides a shark nobody cares and you're full of shit and looking for attention if you whine about it, you probably got literally one or two comments ever. I'm supposed to believe people are bothering some "seal vtuber" 2view about Gura? Kek fuck off.
but if you make yourself a shark vtuber or have a shark tooth hoodie or a blue tail, just be ready for the comparison and grow a thicker skin. You knew what you were doing. Gura permanently owns the concept of a shark vtuber, and no you can't do anything about it.

>>72766490
HebeGOD

5M let's go

>>72766527
chuuuuuuuuuu

>>72766137
If someone is getting scared off by "mean comments" about their model that just means they're insecure because there's a ring of truth to it.

>>72766527

>>72766348
Wait wtf that's KPP's song!!!
My very first crush (non-anime)

Will EN ever get its own holoX or is the market of people who would even think about applying for hololive in the west too dead/grim for that?

>>72766668
i can see the issue if you're a 2-view and some of the few comments you get in your chat is about how you're leeching from Gura or whatever

>>72766348
good, because i like the song and its a good cover

Imagine this but FBK

>>72728793
Everyone worth a damn when it came to organizing this sort of thing left or threw in the towel. I mean even within Nijisanji events have completely fallen off.

>>72766796
>Poobuki

bros, I finally watched the hoaitoburinyan stream and now I want to rape her but not Fubuki

I predict Fauna got a copy of the server and she's gonna burn down the tree

>only 3k waiting for fauna
holy grim
>only 800 waiting for flopvent
holoEN is completely dead now, huh

>>72766137
>wants to leech off of Gura's shark concept
>doesn't want to be compared
what do we call this?

>>72766527
chuchuchu

>>72766933
I am all 3800 of those viewers

>>72766796

what's happening on twitch?

>>72766490
According to Pikamee and Iofi, the idea age is between 9 - 12

The fuck was this stream

>everything is expensive
SELL

I fucking told you to buy GME look it's 111$ now time to sell

>>72766933
wallet doko?

I love Fauna

>>72767063
Momosuzu Nene. It says it right there.

>>72766933
>only 3k
thats a 10k stream right there

>>72767050
Isn't that the guy who basically won the shorts algorithm lottery on youtube

>>72763880
14 is legal where I live btw<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72767056
those are good ages but they are not prime, unless for Ui

>>72767109
Shhh...
The newfag will find out on his own.

>Your portfolio is valued at $45101682

>>72767071
What should we buy now

>>72767109
She needs at least 14k to beat Matara. That's not happening.

>>72767085
HODL DUMBASS

>>72764502
Well Pekomama is much more interesting than koyori

>>72766796
I'm imagining

Are joining vshojo or going indie the only decent options for EN vtubers these days?

So is Gura gonna stream as a prank or...?

GUYS
KOYORI'S NEWS ARE STARTING SOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW9w9VWjgSQ

>>72767299
Yeah, it's a well-known fact that people who join Hololive are actually not doing well financially. True and real.

I retire

>>72767357
If she isn't a talking bottle of mayo I'm unsubscribing

>>72767110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo_KM9sncrQ
lmao I literally just found him while scrolling shorts

>>72767071
>selling
This is why you will never be Mogul

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1774919416540471769

>>72767357
>>72767426
>bottle of mayo
You surely mean a tasty handful of grass

>>72767441
Does any holo do this? I'm pretty sure I see notifications for all holo shorts

>>72767050
>numbers
He broke the Hype train record

>>72767050
>world record hype train attempt
Guy literally made giving him money into an event

KINO

Just started and already fucking Kino

>>72762678
Iofi is near the bottom of ID for hours streamed that’s a terrible example.

FAUNA PLAYS MINECRAFT

KINOOOOOOOOOO

kino

Unregistered Hypercam 2 my beloved

kino

FAUNA KINO STARTING

I CAN FEEL MY YOUTH COMING BACK

KINO

Fauna sounds like Risu

>>72767071
I only invest my MOGUL bucks in GME<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>1.0.0
KINONARRATIVE
LUDOGRAPHY

Fauna I love you so much lmao

$CHUK ISLOW BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

I have been silenced for the last time.

WAIT
THE STREAM IS AT 4:3

ok this is kino

HAI HAI HAI HAI !

QUEEN OF THE KINO

KINO KINO KINO

>>72767050
>>72767110
>>72767441
>>72767554
>>72767556
>>72767562
This guy is a hacker, a master of computers and human psych. No wonder he managed to human engineer his audience's minds into "giving money = fun!".

Scary. What a terrifying man.

>>72767299
unironically yes. HoloEN is too difficulty to get into and only does once in a blue moon audition. Basically if you're already an established corpo chuuba, just go indie or join vwhorejo. Both would boost your career for a while or might even get a perma boost like Matara and Doki being bigger than their past selves

She's so fucking good

utter kino

why does she sound like a five year old

fauna is in my brain

>>72767807
also

>>72767938
Good shit

>>72767844
He used to work for blizzard, that's just how they are.

>>72767844
Ok mentalist anon , Human resources are opening a spot for ya

she needs to be louder

BUY CHUCK BUYBUYBUYBUYBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

I hope one of these old screen transitions makes an appearance

OK, I KNEEL!
>4.3
>mic peaking
>24400Hz
>480p

>>72767885
you need to be 18+ to post on this website

Todd won

>not 240p
RUINED

>accurate overlapping release date
OKAY FAUNA

>>72767063
Read the title.

SHE DROWNED!

>>72768017
I get the whole xbox mic shit I just don't understand why it makes her sound like a little boy

I forgot skyrim is as old as minecraft 1.0.0, I feel old now

>>72768007
It's also some old version of minecraft, you can recognize from world generation

>>72768152
she's playing 1.0.0

THE GLORIOUS NEWS
THEY ARE STARTING

>>72767533
>2 debuffs vs. 2 buffs
eh could be better could be worse

>not even 10k

>>72764567
Bitch are you retarded? Where you even around when Pekora started PekoMama's arc with the one million promise?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

How much money is this worth?

>>72768184
Who

>skyrim release date - 2011
what the FUCK

>>72767050
record attempt

>Fauna said peeps
Why does that make my dick hard?

saplings...

SHIT, I just remembered old youtube videos had 10 minutes length limit...

>>72767525
this is my desktop, I already have 6 gorillion on my laptop
anyway just bought 10k GME

vrabi needs to fix their stuffs man

Sorry Fauna. This won't be enough to beat Matara.

>>72768242
KOYORI OF KOYORI'S HOT NEWS OF ASAKOYO OF COURSE

Is this not live?