/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Remember to love your Calvin

I am unreasonably excited for Mori's birthday live. its gonna be so good

>https://youtu.be/q2eShP56_9w?t=1646
Funny timestamp from the stream
You can hear Bae being taken aback by how real C-man's voice sounds with the AI changer lol

50. pounds. each.

Do you love your morbi?

>>72707195
very much I'm in love with her and I think she's a wonderful woman
t.

>>72707195
People I love:
My Mori
My Mowi
My Morbi
My Morp
My Ope

>>72707195
YES
YES I DO

>>72707174
What weighs 50 pounds so I can lift it for reference

>>72707447
All of these and my Jiggy too!

>>72707638
one of those costco sized bags of rice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoYeN0zVc9s

Ollie lofi red

>>72708030
>Lofi version
Based, she actually sound pretty good too

This year's /morig/ birthday project is nearing its end. Thank you for all your submissions! We have collected:
>16 vocal submissions
>8 slideshow submissions
>36/36 thumbnail redraw pieces
I will do my best to try to make you all sound great, however, since this is my first time doing this sort of thing, any advice and help would be appreciated. I will also be arranging the art submissions into a simple MV that should be uploaded by April 2nd.
ALSO
please reply to this post with any written submissions for the slideshow. I've only gotten two of these so far so if you want your message included, please let me know ASAP
do you guys want me to keep posting updates or did the preview from last thread suffice until the final release?

>>72708095
yes keep us updated

Hey Deadbeats,
Do you guys have that old copypasta with Mori either apologising or thanking black people and calling them "one of you people"? Sorry for the bad description, it's been so long since I've seen it

>>72708095
What was the slideshow?

>>72708095
I'd say update as often as you feel is necessary. Looking forward to the MV!

>>72708467
art/photo submissions

https://x.com/moricalliope/status/1774627368520630644
Why does this only apply to your Hololive account Mori?

>>72708532
locked up money needs to be earned again

>>72708532
Why are you mentally ill?

>>72708343
>>72708517
Okay, next one will probably be pretty much the final version unless there are significant issues with it. I'll start posting clips from the MV when I'm done.
>>72708467
Basically the simple MV that this will be uploaded with. Most of it will be the redrawn Jiggy but I will put in people's messages and submitted artwork towards the end or when its appropriate

>>72708532
Mori blaming Twitter instead of the shitty algorithm she gets from her retarded personal account follows will always be funny

>>72708828
Stop replying to yourself

>>72708532
lmao did she just post the same thing on /a/

at this point who even gives a shit

>>72709012
The mentally deficient

>>72709012
A single schizo who stalks her.

>>72708709
If he was capable of that level of self-reflection, he wouldn't be here doing this routine for the past 12 hours~ like we're supposed to give a shit

post a Mori or leave

>>72709107

>>72708030
Oh neat the announcement was a VN

>>72709107
Mori: posted

>https://twitter.com/Minalinzee/status/1774624964903141802/photo/1
Would you?

>>72709995
deadbeats like them thicc?

>>72709411
artist?

>>72710109
Hell yea brother

Why yes I love Mori, how could you tell?

>>72709995
I would!

>>72710408
I guess this is apart of this year's april fools joke?

>>72710210
cookiedusty

testing

>>72710408
>Tfw boob stock is too expensive for me to invest 10 stocks into

>>72710957
Should have bought the dip.

I hope theres something else because this is almost as lame as last year

>>72710408
>>72710602
>>72711022
This April Fool's update sucks.

>>72711083
Hopefully there's more to it cause as it stands it's just a shitter version of NasFAQ

What is the April fools thing this year and how do you use it

>>72710957
>>72711022
Oh never mind this shit dipped like crazy lmao

>>72711208
https://boards.4chan.org/yse.html
It's a fake stock exchange this year

>>72711325
lmao

>>72711325
Should have been board specific. I liked the emoji April Fools more.

>https://twitter.com/sulpx/status/1774558057042784485
The NuiNui quest guy made new a game
Morp should play this when does an indie game round-up eventually

>>72712042
That was great.

Invest in MORI

>>72712709
Nakadashi coin

>>72712709
GOD Mori in glasses is so hot

>>72712709
All in on Paizuri coin BABY!

Buttcoin

>>72713316
>Boob coin but no ass coin
What a load of shit.....

test

Morp coin

>>72713579
When did mori get so sexy!?

>>72713604
Always was, debbie

>>72713018
I hope Mori gets a cool suit outfit eventually

>>72714001
tits

>>72714166
cute OL/librarian Mori...

https://files.catbox.moe/8yhala.png

>>72715229
Me on the left
Also, what outfit is she wearing here?

>>72715229
not what I was expecting

>>72699815
I was too fucking sleepy so I went back to bed, but I still heeard it. Didn't note the timestamp, so I'll get around to the VoD later.

before i hit the hay, here's a rough draft of the sleep molestation fic i mentioned doing a few threads back
https://litter.catbox.moe/88hmpf.txt

>>72712709
im already invested in Moripit coins

I'm a gambling addict

>>72711083
>72708532
These things have been lame after the board merger.

idk, I just wanted the based tag

>>72715737
>Sleep molestation
Very hot concept, I'm excited to read the finished product

>>72715229
>Looked up the artist
>They also drew porn of Matsuri getting fucked by that shitty political streamer who jacks it to horse porn
Why

>72708532
Taking X/Twitch away from Mori is harder than taking Tiktok away from an 18 yo girl.

>>72711325
yo, funny

I'm rich

>>72716669
When do I get a neat icon next to my name?

>>72716913
refresh, you boob

>>72716669
maybe

I missed the last stream. Did she say anything about her health checks?

>>72717531
She hasn't streamed since last week, what are you talking about?<div class="xa24desu"></div>

Anyone know technical analysis

HAMETSU WA KOKO<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72718365
I like the ones that have neat effects on your posts

>>72718365
DESU DESU

>>72716255
He accidentally showed his desktop and it had porn of loli Matsuri he tried to claim he thought was a goblin because he’s publicly shit on loli.

Kobo said she ate Mori. Now Kobo is fat.

This is the gayest April Fools yet. Take me back to the good old days.

>open a moom stream at random
>Pon Pon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>72714166
Or Valentines VN Mori.

>>72718707
It kinda sucks that you have to go to another page rather than interacting with it from your posts<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72716255
Reminds of the time I walked into porn of Xi mfing Jinping taking on FBK, Chama, Coco and Aqua all at once on the bed.

>>72718707
you're just poor

After all, how did she overcome the last 2 streams? This time she did not have any hotel problems at all, did she change to non-retarded agency?

>>72719351
Please stop using “after all” and “btw” to start your posts. It makes you too easy to spot, and then there’s no sport in it.

>>72719351
We have no idea where she is

>>72718365
Kek

favorite outfit it's sexy and cute

>>72718707
>Candy Princess April Fools
Good god, imagine what it would've been like if /vt/ had surrender threads.....

>>72719605
>Tribalfagging in behalf of fictional women
Candy threads we're proto-/vt/.

Mori should do a charity stream again but instead of charity all the money goes to making her tits bigger

>>72719714
I think doing threads there were we pretend like they're actually vtubers would've been hilarious tbf

>>72719870
Eh, we already have HoloAlphabet for that.

>>72719933
Requesting Alphabet girls in the candy princess outfits

>>72719933
Sucks they'll probably just wind up being a one-off think tho

>>72719745
She could have stretch goals
> +5k she gets inverted nipples installed
> +10k she gets butt inplants
> +15k she have an experimental procedure that makes her constantly produce breast milk even when not pregnant

>>72720044
NO STOP RAGE BAIT WEBSITES ARE GOING TO MAKE LIES ABOUT YOU AND RUIN YOUTUBE FOR EVEYRONE

>>72720138
It's ok because B-chan is cute

>>72720271
imagine thinking B-chan is cute

>>72720380
>t. seething Dtomo coping over the fact people only like your oshi for her milkers

Man I spent all weekend playing RDR2 and most of it was spent hunting. you can kill so much time doing that.

>>72720443
have you beat the game yet?

>>72720443
I've been playing RDR2 but I've been getting random crashes all the time. Shit has been infuriating.

>>72720432
D-Chan stop being a fucking tease and show me your whole tiddy

>>72720497
Nope, jsut got to chapter 3. Not gating any of these trapper or camp upgrade stuff behind mainline progression has kept me hard stuck kek.

>Mori getting ASMR tingles from a voice changer that makes Bae sound like Spanish Google translate
>the two struggling to understand each other
My sides

>>72720541
In your dreams.

>>72720641
this whole stream was kino I hope you enjoy it debbie

>Mori still hasn't bought a mouse for her laptop
why

>>72720860
ye

>>72720929
She's a trackpad gamer

oh ffs

Kek, he wasn't lying about it being a "one titty" I guess

>>72720659
Why is this position so fucking hot?

I need to flip fuck with Calvin while Mori watches

>>72706579
Previous thread: >>72656190

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Reply to this anchor and/or the above post with your submissions!

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Remember to love your Mori. :}

Guess she's flying back soon and we won't have a stream until the birthday countdown

>Yeeeah, the ballsack!
Fucking jej

>>72721252
That position is called half-nelson, iirc.
It's not a full-nelson where the girl's legs are held over her head to remove control over her own body, but you give them enough control to let themselves do it of their own accord, showing that they're willing to open their legs even if being suspended in the air shows that they didn't have a choice either way.

WHO THE FUCK IS NELSON?

>>72721697
>Bae described it a tits
>Mori described it as a ballsack
That was a good moment kek

>>72722030

I'm supposed to be working on our bday project but instead I'm up in the middle of the night trading stocks that don't matter

>>72722643
Nahone
Meanwhile I didn't even refresh since yesterday
t. contrarianbeat

>>72722643
Same lol
I'm just trying to get to $50k before quitting

I'm just here shilling my tournament...

>>72723263
What tournament

>Mogul Mogul Yummy
I can finally get back to work

>>72722643
I need to go to sleep<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72723653
Lmao at the Chuck pump just for to be worth less than 100 bucks

>>72723347
The one on Assetto Corsa

>Mori and Kronii exchanged fluids during the easter collab
Gay

Do you think she'll start doing scheduled guest introduction tweets starting tonight? Seems to be the meta for hyping up 3D lives these days.

https://rtalsoriangames.com/2024/03/31/cyberpunk-red-april-2024-dlc-mixing-drinks-changing-lives-va-11-hall-a-crossover/
Holy shit.
They made an offical Cyberpunk Red/Vall Hall A TTRPG crossover.
Mori, I pray you get perms and friends to run this.

>>72724547
I really hope the next EN or ID gen has a TTRPG lover who DMs. Setting up even a 1 shot takes a while and a new person would have a lot more time to do that.

>>72724600

>>72724810
>Marine and some others talked about how Mori was basically herding cats/looking after other girls bts at fes, Kronii fetched Yagoo for Ame when she saw him for the first time, Kronii and Mori comforted Nerissa when she was crying at dinner
Awww that's super super cute
>Kronii got hit by a car
Holy fuck

>>72724810
When is Mori and Kronii getting married and get that house in Japan? I feel they're perfect for each other.
>>72725212
The car thing is just a rrat

>>72725212
Das my oshis!

>>72725212
Maybe that's why we basically got no stories from her? Something like that is better said by a third unrelated party.

thoughts on Chuck?<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72725635
Meme stock that exist to get pumped and dump for quick and easy gains<div class="xa24desu"></div>

<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72724810
Neriri~n...

anime is gonna win<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72726380
Posting an image without text still gets DESU'd
Kek that's pretty funny<div class="xa24desu"></div>

おやすみ<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72711083
you know what I take it back this time its pretty decent
next year is gonna suck ass though

>>72727484
ぐない

I got trips, courtesy of my timezone

>>72727695
It's fun in the biz sticky<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72729383
I just like the avatars and the funny colors, its not a major thing but it works well enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFr6zEZ2JhU
nonzero chance Mori broke another girl

>>72730834
Can you really see Mori getting touchy feely on the train with someone she doesn't know that well

>>72731609
weirder stuff goes on in dreams

>>72731954
oh, I somehow blanked on that part

>>72708095
https://litter.catbox.moe/v3qns7.mp3
Thoughts?

>>72732425
Catbox no open

>>72732425
>FUCK IT WE BALL
Kek
>that many female voices
I’m scared
>the one guy busting out RIP

>>72732735
What other temporary hosting sites can you open?

This year's April Fool's is lame tbdesu

>>72732735
>There are still people /here/ who keep saying that catbox doesn't work when it's a litterbox link
>There are still people /here/ who don't know that they can change the catbox domain link to an alternative to make it work
Unless both of those workarounds don't work for you, then there's the very easy solution of using a proxy site.

>>72732871
Streamable works, but that's for videos.

>>72732425
Everyone singing together sounds really cool, I'm glad I decided to join in! My voice dying a million times while recording was a slap to my face and this whole thing made me regret smoking so much kek

>>72733065
>t. poor person

This is the one time you guys /here/ have a chance to live up to your reputation of being rich oil barons

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FsjZjVotp-0\
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FsjZjVotp-0
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FsjZjVotp-0
BBB short

morp spotted watching kobo's karaoke

I will never financially recover from this<div class="xa24desu"></div>

https://twitter.com/birthday_ad_jp/status/1774723389137269189

they're putting up a birthday billboard at the shinjuku yunika (pic related)

>>72732425
I think I did well. The fembeats carried hard. Hore faq I got solo parts.

It was an honor being on the project. o7

>>72733237
>>72732735
Update, it worked.

>>72724810
I think mori and kronii should do a double paizaru asmr stream

>>72735699
Yeah, on me

>>72735393
Guess this is what that one SC was talking about

I love Mori

There aren't any poorbeats here, are there?

>>72736459
Uh...no! I just keep all my wealth under my mattress.

>>72736459
...Yeah, all 400k rocket scientists and dental lawyers here.
Yup, no retailbeats, we're all rich, successful deadbeats posting anonymously on this Mongolian basket weaving forum.

>>72736459
Don't know, lemme check

>>72736644
>>72736717
>>72736728
nta, but that debbie is talking about the April Fools stock exchange that's happening right now.
You can see it in their name and icon on which one they're invested in.

>>72732425
Lot more fembeats than I thought, props to the one who sang over the piano at the end

>>72732425
I hope she uses the ending as an alarm clock

https://twitter.com/now_os_/status/1774753765440229809
all you women didn't vote for the AI voices, did you...?

>>72738679
AI voices are fake, unless an Australian is using them then they are very, painfully, real.

>>72736459
I managed to recover from earlier through a series of trades. I could keep going but I can't spend all my time on fake stocks.

>>72736459
The page won't load, so I'll take it as a sign my good business sense would be too much for the site to handle

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>>72739722
hehe yeb

>>72734192
>All those JP comments calling her cool
She can't keep getting away with it

>>72729230
Only realized just now that they're wearing her rapper shirt

>>72732425
I have a sneaking suspicion that most of my submissions were used as bass.

T. Starting line verse anon

>>72741448
>Mori shilling those shirts with her guests

Bravo Mori

>>72741448
nice catch, I didnt noticed it either

>>72742295
rollsafe.png

https://youtu.be/_ifVMYdUw9w
Woa they're so cute, they should have sex

>>72741448
I hope they actually wear them during the concert

>>72732425
If you could space out the messages at the end just a little bit, I think it'd be a bit better.
>highlighting individual voices during the verses
Holy f-word, that must've taken hours of work for a first-timer. I kneel.
Did you do anything with the JP verse? I get a feeling it sounds a bit less clean than the last time, or maybe it's the rest of it sounding clearer that makes it appear that way.

>>72742618
>ywn have Mori tell you everything is gonna be okay
why live

>>72743262
>newbeat missed out<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72706579
I want delinquent Mori to invite me over to her house while her parents are out and peg me

>>72742618
Losing her phone must have been extra embarrassing considering she was trying to be the reliable guide kek

>>72742618
THE _____ IS REAL
Wait, what's the name of this trio again?

>>72743688
the kissers

>>72743688
"Set has good taste" trio

>>72743688
the dorks

>>72743752
Why are they called that? Any photographic evidence?

>>72742979
I agree that the JP verse was better last version, other than that it was a great mix!

>>72743688
Big titted onee-sans ready to drain you of your technoforce.

>>72743688
we could call it The Set, but that'd be a very specific inside pun

>>72743688
ENtitties; they're the members of Hololive English that have the biggest boobs in each gen.

>>72743688
The Losers (affectionate)

>>72745329
I think there's a film exactly titled that.

Mori back home? or she still out wasting her time with reaper buisness?

^Beep boop , I'm a robot. Boop meep.

>>72741535
hope you don't mind, you just got lucky, or unlucky, on the draw
>>72742979
>>72743932
It has to do with how I went about highlighting individual voices. There were two that I wanted to highlight, but maybe I should have only focused on one. Also, I'll see about spacing those ending messages. I wanted to keep the ones that say, "Its your birthday" after the knocking while also preserving the two cat anons' overlap

Ame and Mori are gonna sing a ska song during the birthday live

>>72748602
Is that the impression that you get?

>>72708095
>please reply to this post with any written submissions for the slideshow.
Like, a handwritten birthday wish? I'm not sure if I get it but I'd love to add more from myself for the project (I did one of the grids but one of the less interesting ones and I am too paranoid to join the singing, as good as it ended up being)

>>72748713
If they don't I don't want to seem ungrateful

>>72748732
doesn't have to be handwritten, but you can certainly submit a scanned letter. Its just supposed to be a message you want Mori to see that will be featured in the MV at some point

>>72749059
Ah okay, sorry for asking so late and all. I'll try to write something down and post it in like an hour or so.

>>72708095
>please reply to this post with any written submissions for the slideshow.
I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

I'm sure some of you would remember this fucking ritual poster.
I wonder what the fuck happened to him?

Holla holla get $

>>72749196
probably lost interest over time, not like that's abnormal

>>72749248
>Destitute Investor

>>72749351
It's a good thing my wife is an accomplished musician, one without any frivolous spending habits...

>>72749342
They could have also died like cancerbeat, or the russianbeat who lost access to his bank account when the war happened.

I only played for 6 hours<div class="xa24desu"></div>

I'm enjoying holding DESU<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72749196
You realize there are several right

>>72747590
I'm flattered I have much screentime (soundtime) on top of having a solo part. On top of Mori possibly hearing it too!

If I may ask, how many people minus me are in there?

>>72749765
It says how many in the original post

>>72749196
They posted last thread, you dumbass

>>72749842
Gottem, thanks. Quite the count.

Deadbeats are being dumber than usual again today

>>72749594
yeah for enough but i don't know if those are the most likely

The Morp in the birthday thumbnail is really cute bros...

>>72724810
AT THE DINNER!?

>>72749864
Shit, you're right. I completely missed that >>72656657

There's even one in Global >>72745406 so there's definitely multiple ones like what >>72749723 said, even if the original ritual poster is gone.

Hatman released a 唱 cover and, unsurprisingly, it sounds really fun. Even a few little swerves vocally from what I expected.
Kind of want to play it and Mori's cover at the same time.

my favorite part of the collab was Mori doing hentai quotes in her high voice during the egg walk/trivia part

>>72750477
>Illust&Animation *******
I see someone still finds the time out their busy schedual to work pro bono

I swear on my Mori that I only listened to the song and didn't want to invite any retards. Gomen.

>>72751304
I'm gonna work you pro bono

>>72752163
don't temp me with a good time~

>>72742979
>>72743932
Cleaned up rap verse: https://litter.catbox.moe/f1hzqy.mp3
Rearranged end messages: https://litter.catbox.moe/9c3ous.mp3

>>72750477
Please stop being a fucking retard under the guise of "exTenDeD unIverSe". It's pretty obvious when you're trying to be an antagonistic little faggot

>>72751304
Funny how she put more time into her crush's shitty autotuned cover than her own original's MV

>>72753794
Woa, cool Ope

>>72708095
>>72749059
>>72749183
Okay, there it is :}

>>72754972
Thanks for the submission!

>>72754972
>proud to be called deadbeats
it's true i haven't seen my son in years

>>72754972 (me)
At first I drew the deadbeat like this, but I decided a cuter one fits the thing better. I still think version 1 looks pretty funky though.
>>72755134
Thanks for organizing!

>>72755389
>>72754972
qute

>>72753260
I like the new messages, but not so sure on the rap. I honestly get it, I'd want to preserve both the anons who did it seriously and the one who freestyled but dangit, do the two clash

>>72753260
I dunno if its me but there is someone on particular on the rap verse that is off timing or something, that makes it weird, I dont know.. does someone else notices it? I can hear like a "something something japanese something something"

>>72755879
You hit the nail on the head. To be honest I'm favoring the serious attempt since there was an anon who only submitted a rap verse and nails it. But, I feel like the freestyle really fits with the /sings/ theme and is fun too.
>>72756075
A lot of anons fall apart towards the end before "Downward Spiral." I was able to fix the timings of words but I can't do anything about fumbled words other than cutting them which I don't want to do.

Mori. I’m locked in

sex

>>72757105
i'm locked in on her armpits

>>72757263
With Mori.

>>72757263
with Mori's armpits

>>72756075
>>72757004
I'd drop the freestyler if the edit was up to me
It's fun but ruins the verse when combined with the rest

What if part of the instrumental was looped and let the freestyle be its own little segment?

I want to smell Mori's pits and lick her tits

>>72753260
>>72755879
>>72757625
For comparison: https://litter.catbox.moe/hsrdq8.mp3

It's a damn shame mods are pretty much out of the question for hololive because this is great.
https://youtu.be/Yn00kajK40c

>>72755879
>>72756075
>>72758444
For comparison: https://litter.catbox.moe/2ep4yx.mp3

>>72757004
fumbled words I feel like they wont make much of a difference, in your head you know the words and when you hear it you like autocomplete it with the real ones, as long as the timing, and pitch are kinda the same, which is why the freestyler stands out and make the background sound like blablabla
>>72758634
I actually like this one, maybe just lower the voice from the main one a bit and we are golden, imo

>>72758634
yeah, this is definitely an improvement
also would I be able to submit a quick happy birthday message last minute? no worries if it's too late

>>72758463
That’s pretty good kek

>>72758305
could be a good solution... maybe, I dont want to be rude to the anon who made the awesome freestyle, I just think it didnt fit welll enough when everything is put together, would be great if we can have his opinion on the matter

>>72751304
You do a disservice to the actual women in the thread by acting this way

>>72758634
Nice
>>72757004
I guess the only way out is making an alt version that highlights the shitpostiest of the takes lol

>>72759228
I don't care. Do what works best

>>72760277
most lesbeats are more masculine then the men in this thread

>>72758920
go for it
You have until the end of the day
Or you could write it down and have it be in the MV instead

I'm gonna play around with a few more things but I guess I can say its safe to assume that most people think the no freestyle version is better?

>>72760891
we have at least 2 sports guys here so I don't know about that

>>72760891
Mind you I am a very girly girl

>>72736459
I think I'm doing alright

>>72761225
if they don't play baseball, basketball, or football (american) don't bother saying your into sports might as well take up professional knitting

>>72761662
I remember baseball hockey and rugby from the discussion

I have made poor financial decisions...

>>72761362
post armpits

>>72761868
you can over meep a Morp?

>>72761662
does swimming or sky diving count?

>>72761868
90% of day traders lose money

>>72761879
They're very hairy.

>>72762251
very concerning

>>72762251
hot?

Hairy is nasty

>>72762196
I'm glad I learned my lesson from my dad losing like ~$120k doing that shit. I just have some dude at my bank handle my shit with "medium risk" and not think about it. He has made my money go up around 15% every year so he is doing something very right and I will keep letting him handle it lmao.

>>72762251
well, debbie, you're lucky that this is the one board where people are really into that shit

>>72762251
Again..?

>>72762251
that's hot

>>72763010
Dumping money into ETFs and not touching it until retirement is the key. Trying to time markets assumes you can consistently be right twice in each trade (entering and exiting the position). Not even multibillion dollar firms can outperform the market long term compared to a simple buy and hold strategy.

>>72762196
FACT: 90% of days traders QUIT just before they make the big score
Be the 10%<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72763825
I don't even want to think about it that much. It's in the bank dude's best interest to make me as much money as possible so I just let him deal with it and it works kek.

https://youtube.com/shorts/x-RiftQnE1I

Sisters

>>72764762
cute cute cute

>>72763329
I lied they're not that hairy.
https://litter.catbox.moe/1n9vh4.jpg

>>72764996
not again...

If I had a nickel for every time this has happened I'd have two nickels<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72764996
I got exactly what I expected and only have myself to blame.

>>72764996
w-waki....?

>>72764996
Why are fembeats always too busy to shave, goddammit
AND WHY CAN IT NEVER BE PUBES

>>72765320
Not too busy, I just also happen to think it's hot.
I'm just like you bro.

>>72764996
I dunno what those dudes are complaining about, it ain't a bad 'pit

>actual fembeats in this thread
Kimoi<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72764996
Not hairy enough for my tastes

>>72765442
where are your breasts

>>72765506
>wasn't a forest in her armpits
fuck all of it

>>72764996
hot tbdesu with you

>>72764996
>delivered
Based fembeat

>>72765528
lets be fair, the request was for waki not for wakipai, they were working within the constrains

>>72764996
holy fuck

>>72764996
Would

I thought I was talking to penises this whole time

>>72764996
Based i kneel

>>72765779
Did you not check out the sings submissions?

>>72765779
there might be some fembeats (male) around, considering what we know about kenzoku and heimin from global

>>72764996
>>I lied they're not that hairy.
You excited me for nothing. Still nice though

>>72760969
here ya go, did a few quick takes
https://litter.catbox.moe/bafqdl.mp3

>>72765607
We get a little silly before thread dies tho
https://litter.catbox.moe/m4j6wp.jpg

>>72766120
awooga

>>72764996
Post your pubes next

>>72766120
post more please

why do all lesbians have the bigger tiddie

>>72766120
hot

>>72766120

>>72766120

>>72766120
is that a tattoo?

>>72764996
Thems good pits, don’t listen to the fags<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>>72766120
Where’s the HAIR??

If you're from Global reading this: (You) have the gay.

honestly, not a bad way to kill the thread
I think other fembeats should do this from time to time to remind the thread to behave since there are ladies around

>>72766584
pffft FUCK NO

>>72766503
Nvm I seen it

>>72763010
Tie in the market>timing the market.
Trying to time it to buys and sell at the peak and bottom was described by my lecturers as catching a falling knife by the blade without getting cut

>>72766538
Proof?

>>72764996
>>72766120
wish I knew how these stupid catbox links work

>>72766584
true. they should also do it naked!

>>72766584
lol. good try

>>72764996
>the happy Mori acrylic just under

>>72766685
Get a VPN dumdum

>>72766635
you only respond like this since you have the heart of a coward

>tfw no fembeat gf
it's not fair bro's

>>72766685
They work like any other link. Your ISP probally blocks the site.

>>72766584
You're saying this as if the fembeats behave. Who do you think stirs up drama?

You are all unironic simps.

>>72765977
Got you
>>72708095
Ate some lunch and thought about things and I managed to find a good place for the freestyle without it being too intrusive
Full song spoilers here: https://litter.catbox.moe/huij99.mp3
I think this might be it, all that's left is the MV now

>>72766757
they're women, who cares, drama is their natural state

>>72766120

>>72766710
see >>72766734

>>72766772
were do you think your posting negro?