/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah... Hey koianon get I get some bunnyRySips?

post cunnyRyS

nyo

>walking in on IRySsofive gooming ToT

hey
it's FaunRyS

>>72666237
No it isn't you BaeRyS fag

1st for Cheebs butt smells

>>72666237
NO!

Do any of you even make your own food?
Or like cheebs are you dependent on eating burgers

>>72666274
*BaelRyS

>>72666751
Yeah I'm probably the best IRyStoChef there is

>>72666751
yes i made corned beef hash and eggs and toast for breakfast with coffee but i also order food out a lot too

>>72666751
I'm not a bad cook but I'm lazy

>>72666751
I eat everything my girlfriend cooks

>>72666751
I like making ramen

>>72666923
My girlfriend is IRyS Btw

>>72666978
Wrong! That'd be me

>>72666751
I literally just made butter chicken today and it didn't taste good. So I added a lot of spices and now, it's better than it was. Not as good as the ones you could get in a restaurant or anything, but sufficient enough for me. Although the colour of my butter chicken is dark red. It's supposed to be orange. So it looks like a nightmare

>>72667016
>>72666978
uhh Kiss?

I hate cheebs

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

>>72667322
It lives!

I want to learn 3D to make cute IRyS gifs, how do I get started?

>>72667402
google koikatsu studio pdf catbox and click the first result

>>72667402
"how to mmd" into youtube

Soon!

>>72666831
Calm down, I wouldn't be asking those questions if I weren't confident in my skills.
>>72666842
>Yes, I made corned beef hash and eggs with toast for breakfast, along with coffee. However, I also order food from outside frequently.
Nice, I think beef is the hardest to cook, honestly. I am not good at making beef and pork dishes.
>>72666887
You need to get active, you fat fuck.
>>72667150
Oh, so you made it just now.
If you don't mind, could you share a picture, please? I would like to see how it turned out.

>>72667565
>Nice, I think beef is the hardest to cook
Not really. Beef is really easy to make unless you aren't make a medium rare steak.

>>72667438
call me a poorfag but I don't have the money to buy koikatsu
>>72667452
mmd ui gives me stroke

>>72667565
It's actually very simple to bake pork

>>72667688
>I don't have the money to buy koikatsu
roru

>>72666751
I can make eggs, sandwiches and salad.

>>72666751
Cooking is a low testosterone job to do.

>>72667894
That's why I need to marry a FemRyStocrat wife to cook for me and IRyS

>>72667894
>Cooking is a low testosterone job to do.
T. A Kronie

>>72667957
How will you fags marry a woman when all you do is scare them away by talking about rubbing your balls to them

>>72667894
>>72667957
So you mean to say IRyS has high testosterone or what?!?!?!

If you can't cook you're retarded honestly, even IRyS can cook.

>>72668204
She can Uber and women are expected to be able to cook

>>72667565
Sure. Here are some leftover pieces from todays dinner.
I know it doesn't look good, but I will eventually get better

>>72668067
I haven't talked about my balls all day. I've been a good boy.

>>72668365
It doesn't look that bad now. It's like 6/10

>>72667688
Money? Just go to /kkg/ over on /h/ and read the OP. MMD wasn't as fun to play with

>>72668365
I can't tell if your fingers are white, brown or pink. Wtf are you?

>>72668365
thanks koi anon

>>72668365
If I am being honest, this looks decent. It's just that there is too much curry and very little chicken. Also, why do you have so feminine fingers?

>>72668204
Cooking has always been a role of a woman though throughout the history of mankind
>>72668365
I wouldn't eat that

>>72668790
Literally everyone should be able to cook for themselves before becoming an adult, if you can't not only did your parents fail you but you failed yourself. Like who can't at least cook themselves breakfast at 8 or so?

>>72669050
Breakfast isn't really cooking. I could maybe manage to fry up some bacon and eggs.

I can probably manage most prepared dishes too (the kind you slap in the oven, set the timer and forget about).

Actual cooking is a skill. Some people are good at it. Some people aren't.

>>72667565
corned beef is really easy to cook, it comes in a can and you just spread it out on a baking sheet and put it in the oven at like 400f and cook it until its super crispy and then eat it with eggs or whatever
you can cook it in a cast iron too but i find cooking it in the oven is a lot easier and you dont have to tend to it at all really
you will get better at cooking if you practice it more

>>72667322

am i going to have to pay 600 dollars for a happi because i have to order 5 minimum or does anyone actually sell hers by the single unit

>>72669938
You're buying what now?

>>72670410
the IRyStocrat happi coat that everyone wears at conventions
they did some big group buy on discord for it im sure but since im not in their weird discord group i didnt get a chance to buy one

>>72670536
Link? I'd be surprised if the quality of anything like that was worth it.

>>72670536
They did infact do that, I didn't want to share my personal information with that Oda guy though since it was all going through one guy.

>>72670632
idk if youve ever seen any con pictures with an IRyStocrat in them you have probably seen it https://twitter.com/HoloTakeover/status/1688678614609678339/photo/1
>>72670663
oh yeah i definitely wouldnt have done that
i thought they did group buys through a website or something but that just seems even more weird

>>72670632
Quality is pretty standard for happi. I don't know what they usually cost though, I wouldn't pay more than like $60 for one

>>72670699
>i thought they did group buys through a website or something but that just seems even more weird
Expecting the Discord to manage that.
I doubt they're malicious but still.

>>72670774
Looks decent judging by that tweet. I probably wouldn't wear it though.

i guess ill commission an artist to make some art for me and then buy 5 of them since you cant buy single runs from anywhere from what i can tell

>>72671324
You can wear a fresh one every weekday

IRyS and Flare bodyswap art and IRyS (in Flare's body) picks up and uses a bow and Flare (in IRyS' body) is helpless and can only watch IRyS (in Flare's body) use the bow

i would get it based off redjuices unofficial lore because i think that would be cool instead of it just being like a standard pose or something
or if i got something cute i would get something like this instead because this picture is really cute too

>>72671439
IRyS' underwear would be more practical for that.

Also what's the import fees like on $600 worth of goods? I hope your State is cool about that.

>>72671186
>Looks decent judging by that tweet. I probably wouldn't wear it though.
You're meant to wear them at cons, meet ups, and concerts
>>72671324
Couldn't you just ask the discord for the image used? You may even find other people to pitch in for another run

>>72671517
YES. Put this mistress on it. I would wear her.

>>72671586
no i dont want to join the discord those guys are freaks and the one time i joined an IRyS discord i was disgusted by it. i unironically believe i could not be friends with any other of those "normal" twittersphere IRyStocrats whatsoever because they are all super weird to me
>>72671570
idk 600 dollars isnt a lot and im pretty sure i can just find someone in the US to make them like https://h3bazaar.com/product/3dh3-custom-happis-bulk/ or whatever
>>72671634
that would be cool and it plays into my actual ultra chuuni idea anyway so ill see if i can find some happi template and then find somebody to commission eventually

Happy bunsmas

somebody make a Hijab Cheebs, it would be funny

>>72672461
Don't desecrate her like that

>>72672461

>>72672461
No heathenry on this holiest of days.

BurgeRyS is bestRyS.

>>72672461
Hijbabs aren't cute.

i screwed up on buying the acrylic stands for the hololive meet thing and theyre sold out now so im not going to buy any of the other stuff and just consider that promotion a loss for my collection

cheeb rape

>>72672892
WHY CAN'T YOU COMMIT?

>>72672818
If it makes you feel any better, just keep in mind that an acrylic stand is merely a laminated PNG. That's what I tell myself so I don't compulsively fill my house with more holo crap that's not a chuuba's own goods.

>>72673097
too tired right now sorry little cheebi

>>72673223
I'm kind of the same mind now to be honest. I will always buy IRyS Birthday and Anniversary merch but I want good stuff not clutter.

>>72673223
Considering the price of them too it shouldn't be that painful to miss them, the tapestry seems like a good deal though

>>72673235
DONT BE AFRAID OF WHAT YOU FFFFEEL! MUACH!!

ill buy the tapestry i guess
i dont know who i was complaining to yesterday but i was complaining about not being able to buy the buttons by themselves because i wanted to buy like 50 of them for an itabag but its only gacha which is really stupid and i dont know why they think thats okay as like a thing to sell online i get it for in person sales and stuff so you can trade but i dont get it at all when i have to wait weeks for shipping
i think im like one of the only people who likes acrylic stands too and i get why people dont like them but i dont know

>>72674351
You are very cute

Doctors will have to perform surgery to remove Cheeb from IRyS' butthole

>>72674471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxr3BV-t0Tc

>>72674737
I think this is still my favourite IRyS original song.

https://twitter.com/cbeooolily/status/1774488136694878426

>>72674613

This one's done
https://twitter.com/nixour/status/1774545351288160620

>>72676692
holy fuck that language is disgusting

>>72678149
someone post the full

>>72678340
I can't speak Korean (I think it's Korean?)

>>72678376
I will later

>>72678509
pretty sure it's chinese. chinese sounds like someone with the spittiest grossest lisp you've ever heard going "shwee shwurr swhoo shwee"

>>72678656
ok

>>72676692
FlashRyS

But anon never did post it later, his luck ran out when he pushed too hard on the toilet and the aneurysm that's been slowly building for years finally popped. Nobody found the body for 2 days

>>72678682
You could be right. It's not Japanese I know that.

Either way, IRyS dancing cute.

>>72678509
>>72678682
Yeah, sounds chinese. But korean is disgusting too.

when nephilim

>>72679160
In 3 days :(

>>72678894
never doubt me again.
https://mega.nz/folder/Z29VBYDY#xQCT94jkgc3E-nlwYv_RJQ

>>72679373
Ew

To the powers that be: plz give IRyS a ponytail just like the one Suisei rocks in her Shout in Crisis outfit. It is pure sex.

>>72679373
based

>>72679282
that's too long, she won't say anything and I'm tired of waiting every day

>>72679747
waiting patiently for the termination of takanashi kiara

>>72679531
the level of faggotry implicated in deciding to use some AI garbo to show this off when suisei has oceans worth of quality fanart is mind boggling

Side ponytail is better.

>>72679747
The fact that that necessitates an announcement in the first place shows just how much damage he did to the company

>>72680074
Retard...

>>72680096
Hah what a goober gottem

I'm deploying the cheebs

>>72680096
I didn't fact check. It's not April in Europe yet. She's early.

>>72679282
which finger do i have to cut off to get somewhat consistent IRyS streams

>>72680209
The lower one.

>>72680209
The pinky I guess. That one's useless.

>>72680209
Mane chans

>>72680209
IRyS' crooked toe

>>72680362
Anything but that.

>>72680475

IRyS doko...?

>>72681020
Fat Cheeks

Nobody in the free chat thought to ask when she was streaming again

>>72681108
The extended date maybe but not definitely

>>72681108
Remember when someone asked in free chat if she still liked us and it made her feel bad so she streamed a little more for a while

She'll come soon

>>72681530
I feel that way some days, I don't think she realizes how nice little posts or updates are for us. I still come back to the jumping on the bed soundclip from time to time.

>>72681530
She should have called them an insecure faggot. That's Kronie' behaviour. I already know she loves me.

>>72681685
You are the weakest IRyStocrat.

>>72681757
You're literally here all day spamming images and half your posts that aren't arguing are about missing IRyS, I think you need to relax on yourself pal

anyone who makes IRyS feel bad should be executed

>>72681882
I do miss her.

I hate footfags. kys
https://files.catbox.moe/gvr7nf.png

>>72682163
Sometimes I need a break from worshipping her ass, tits and thighs

missionary but IRyS puts her feet on my face so I can kiss and suck on her toes

>>72679913
Eh, I'm lazy and that was the first image on google that showed the ponytail decently.

>>72682668
That's just kicking

>>72681757
GAH! If I put IRyS in register it'll knock the Monopoly board out of register.

I just wish she'd give us some kind of daily tweet like other members do just so it doesn't feel like she vanished for a few days

>>72683732
It'd be nice and leave me without the awkward feeling of waiting for a stream frame when it's one of those RT only day episodes.

>>72683732
It's Easter she's a good Christian girl

>>72679282
Wish there was more art of her in Reine's shota-stealing milf outfit...

>>72684165
The Fat Fuck has risen!

She's still lost in space...

>>72681530
well does she?

She's probably still awake.

>>72679747
Who?

i just woke up

>>72687381
Go back to bed then.

>>72679747
>he didn't follow the lin
Just doing you guys a solid and letting you know it's april the 1st in japan. it's Kristelroll

>>72687381
no...

>>72687381
HiRyS!

>>72687381
stream doko

Post this creature

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I MISS HER!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IRyS IS THE CUTEST

I see your lazy oshi avoided this scuffed mess, good on her

>>72679747
Aint no way this is real

>>72685825
that rigged egg..

Kronii and Mumei were talking about IRyS (and Bae)
but we'll never know what they said since you couldn't hear them

>>72685825
>>72688511
EggRyS...

IWyS...

>>72685825
>>72688511

>>72688975

>>72665625

>>72689256
Cute

>>72689256
literally me but without horns irl

>>72689461
post butt flap

>>72689461
I want to see

https://youtu.be/Jn-MEP0MSOA?si=c4fmTyyHurknsUUn

>>72689256

>>72693075
Post something good

>>72693395

>>72693777
I said something good.

IRyS, if you're reading this...Please let me plap you! Thanks!

>>72694452
Her ass belongs to (Me).

Why is IRyS not involved with this collab on Kiara's channel? I'm not gonna go schizo like some people but I am concerned with how distant she is becoming from everybody.

>>72694603
Nigger it's 9:30 AM right now for her and the collab was "scheduled" to start at 7AM.

>>72694603
Fuck off monkey. It's Eastmas.

>>72694741
Mori, Risu, Moona, and Ollie are all there despite this. No excuse.

>>72694880
Then fuck off to their threads.

>>72694880
Yes, but you see I don't want to have to watch a collab with Ollie in it, let alone the other one

>>72694398

>>72694880
You're telling me IRyS getting extra sleep meant I didn't have to hear Mori and Ollie talking?

>>72695153
Then IRyS has done us all a favour. Aren't we lucky.

>>72695245
it is what it is. I'm just going to wait for IRyS

>>72695205
This is better.

>>72695245
>>72695238
truly she loves us
my cute, considerate wife

>>72695238
you wouldn't have been able to hear anyone in the first place

>>72694880
IRyS' lack of drive is the main thing holding her back. She has all the talent in the world but has no idea how to apply that talent. She is somebody who needs a much more involved manager.

>>72695565
/∞/ was complaining a lot about that…
Also their POV schizo is back.

>>72695568
IRyStocrats will respond to this seriously.

so he lied about not going schizo, not surprising

>>72695568
IRyS with Kiara's drive would be the most unstoppable vtuber ever. Would be insane how popular she would be.

>>72689461
Can you talk more about your pajamas?
I need your strength right now. I really don't want to butt heads with the schizo.

>>72695764

>>72696015
How am I wrong? You just look like you are huffing copium.

>>72696196
please come up with some new material

>>72696196
I'm huffing your mothers pussy

>>72696285
Only somebody delusional would think that an IRyS that gets involved in more projects, actually promotes her music, actually makes music, and streams almost everyday, would be a bad thing.

>>72696555
the thread is too slow right now, you may need to samefag to get the butthurt replies rolling

>>72695870
just dont reply its not like its a big deal

>>72696875
I want to though.
Distract me

Damn I'm rippin ass

My bed's lonely
https://twitter.com/KaiYen_/status/1774405243306151938

I like it when this thread is peaceful and comfy.

>>72697594
i love it when people draw her eyes properly and i hate it when they draw them wrong

>>72697713

>>72697964
i made that the background on my vertical monitor when first saw it
i use my vertical monitor for reading long documents but also more importantly i use it for watching vertical karaokes which are my favorite

>>72697964

>>72667894
>relying on others to feed you
low t behavior.

>>72698564
Shut the fuck up Cheebs. Not all of us live on a ranch.

>>72666751
And what's wrong with burgers?

>>72670632
>was worth it.
Quality to price ratio: absolutely not.
I've seen a few at the anime con I worked at and the print looked like ass. You honestly may as well do it yourself since it's just an image printed onto polyester and hastily sewn together.

>>72674351
>i think im like one of the only people who likes acrylic stands
You are not
I did not get acrylies this time though.

>>72679747

>>72699469

i want to try to make a cheebs but people would get mad at me

>>72699832
Yeah, because I know what it'd be

>>72699832
Stop sexualising Cheebs you freak.

>>72699814
I did not have this one, thank you.

>>72699999
I need to make some more... but I'm lazy

>>72699762
This one looks fattest still

>>72700059
do you have a template you use or did you just shop one of the original ones

>>72700059
>... but I'm lazy
fanbase reflects the oshi

>>72700475
I have the template. But I'm not sharing

>>72700984
ogey

Airisu

>>72701443
Fluffy tail, fluffy socks

Bae and Mori are talking about doing a Chadcast dudes edition with IRyK atm

>>72702295
i hope she never does it

>>72702295
Can't they do their own fucking thing? They don't have to rope IRyS into it

My torment just doesn't fucking end

with friends like these, who needs enemies

Eh, won't affect me anyway. I've never watched a single episode of chadcast past the first one.
It means losing a potentially good stream though I guess...

i could have gone to bed early tonight but instead im sitting here illegally pirating cheebs to make my own template because somebody wouldnt give me theirs

>>72703088
you could train an AI to make cheebs

>>72702295
God I hate that meta so much.
I watch Hololive for cute girls not dudes

>>72703408
They can't come up with anything original so have to repeat the same tired thing.

Dr Oopsies stream last year was great. Would have loved it if they did it this year

>Flare announces the last guest for her 3D live and its IRyS but since its April fools the real guest is actually Ina
what do?

>>72703690
IRyS should join JPs on their loli streams, I can't recall if we've ever seen IRySo5 speak japanese

>>72703933
Nothing because I don't give a shit

>>72703933
I'm prepared to not have IRyS on Flare's live because we already got the kino duet on IRyS' live

>>72703933
Hantako will be angry.

>>72704112
Hantako is a faggot

>>72703408
It would be mostly fine if they didn't use the horrible voice changer but I do agree it's a very lazy joke.

>>72703957
she better not, I'll cum too hard

>>72703933
I can live with it because we've had them perform in 3d together already, so I'm satisfied as is. Any sperging out won't be from anybody /here/ we've already made that clear enough

>>72704562
But Hantako is /here/.

>>72704627
Why does he live in your head so rent free kronie?

>>72703933
FlaRyS was already in their last two 3D lives. It's Ina's turn.

>>72704627
I don't even know who that is, you keep saying his name though like its a regular thing

>>72702295
Just let Chadcast die for fucks sake, even they admitted that it had been fucking awful for several episodes because they had no ideas, turning on a voice changer isn't going to make the non-IRyS members any less awful to listen to.

I thought her birthday and Fes being over meant she would stream more often...

>>72704666
You're replying to the schizo. It's not a Kronie

>>72704956
Let her takes some rest shall we?

>>72704956
New mane-chan is keeping her from streaming often, probably the reason why she's still spamming shorts too.

Do you think those mane-chans are cute or not?

>>72705149
I'm picturing A-chan but with red hair

>>72705149
Jenma was okay

>>72705010
It's clearly a kronie because no IRyStocrat cared about that

>>72705470
Nobody cares about it anymore but the schizo keeps bringing it up.
You have people in the thread that don't even know who this Hantako character is.

This is /HiRyS/, a thread for IRyS. There's no reason to even bring him up in the first place.

>>72705587
You use too many periods

>>72705716
You use too few.

IRyS should play more games

IRyS should stream more ASMR

IRyS should stream more into my mouth

IRyS should do more members streams

IRyS should take an extra week off.

>>72706224
Only if she announces it so I don't ruin my sleep

>>72706224
Make it a month at least, she really needs to rest!

>>72700984
heed my cheebs

>>72706397
November can be that month

>>72706224
lol

>>72706472
browner

>>72705741
No new smolRyS...

IRyS should held a big Collab like international Among Us and force everyone to speak JP.

>>72706808
that could actually be pretty funny with lethal company, ENs only but force them all to communicate in JP even if they're bad at it

>>72706472
YMC

Fuck Japanese
Force ID/EN/JP to speak latin american spanish, or polish.

>>72707152
>speak mexican or mexican (forma de Europe)
"No."

>>72706472
ehhh not bad kid, you could go far

>>72707804
whats she bouncing on?

>>72707871
My dick

>>72707871
Me unfortunately the scene is broken for me and won't stop crashing

>>72708703
would

Five minutes until flags get turned on.

Can Cheebs speaks both EN and JP?

>>72708956
Cheeb can't speak any languages

Cheebs speaks in tongues.

Holy shit I want to nuke India. I just finished the India chapter of tomb raider 3 and fuck that country. I want to wipe it off the planet, fucking monkeys everywhere stealing your med packs n shit spike walls and quicksand.
I'm never going there ever. Fuck India, IRyS is going to hate those levels when she streams it

>>72705047
Nah shorts are just the default for karaoke going forward until they change the algo again. It's just free subs, there's no reason not to do it like that

>>72709128
Cool it with the racism sir.
We love India here in hirys.

Bye Risu
I miss IRyS more now

>>72709193
good morning sir

her lack of ambition and consistency are annoying and disappointing, but then you remember this is a woman who has never held a real job in her entire life. This near-hag has lived off of donations even before adulthood and has always lived with her family members. She literally hasnt matured at all since high school.

>>72709248
*skwerl love*

>>72709595
That's hot

>>72709595
She's perfect isn't it? a true princess

>>72709917
The fuck are you so smug about Cheebs?

>>72709961
I'd be smug, too, if I were a fat fuck AND a sex symbol.

This sentence is false

Invest in cheebcoin

I sure am glad I was gone most of the day and didn't read most of this thread!

>>72710708
>missing out on femRyStocrat pussy
grim, better hope someone litters it.

cheebcoin doko...

We should all get tripcodes to differentiate ourselves from the squizos

>>>/reddit/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/reddit/

This April Fools sucks.

This April Fools is great.

April Fools indifference

I miss IRyS...

It's over...

Potatoes oishi

>>72710698
I'm not downloading any miner you stinker.

>>72712084
Poor investor...

When was the last time IRyS ate banana?

For a website that hates frogs and jacks, sure is odd they made stocks of them.

IRyS got worse after she threw away her bananas

IRyS should start collecting bottle caps

>>72712210
three every night

Buy the dip

>>72712467
Manipulating the market is a crime.

Beware the baker

>>72712727
Beware of my cock

>>72712770
Beware you're a faggot

>>72712770
No one is afraid of 5cm.

>>72712849
A cheeb that length swims up your urethra in pools and spas, you'd do well to fear that

>>72712913
No...

https://twitter.com/nixour/status/1774545351288160620

time to read FX Fighter Kurumi-chan manga again

STOP THE COUNT!!

There's several hololive fangames but IRyS is one of the few holomems that has a fangame featuring only her.

>>72713822
which one is that

>>72713822
it's a cheebs game tho

>>72713822
Haha Cheeb fat

>>72713822
No? Yeeting hope only has cheebs and other holo members