/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Clara is Singing

https://youtu.be/ldA5iaFZ0zU
https://youtu.be/ldA5iaFZ0zU
https://youtu.be/ldA5iaFZ0zU

I want to take ecstasy with Clara and Airi.

is this your card?

CLARA TIME!!!

>>72646137
Pretty cool for ai
GoblinMa RAPE

Pipkiss

>>72646239
SEKUSHI SEKUSHI

I thought you said clara was good at singing

I accidentally roasted my niece a bit too hard at Easter lunch fug

SEKUSHI KURARA

Pippa is based

>>72646422
it's fine, she probably hated you anyways.

>>72646451
Based on what?

>>72646422
Did you eat her

Honestly
the girls should play arma 3 with the antistasi mod

Why is Clara speaking Japanese?

>>72646239
SEKUSHI KURARA

I can't understand my wife

>>72646422
Did you fuck her after?

>stay in your cage
Really?

>>72646569
>>72646594
She just told you
Stay in your cage today

>>72646239
Get fucked, akasupa.

>all the streams before are jp only
>clara starts
>eops take over
lmao

>>72644975
Despite harines being 34% of the population...

>>72646422
I will roast her insides for you.

Phase Friend Mikochi is watching Harry Potter

NOW (Literally right now)
Kaminari Clara (09:00UTC | LIVE | Karaoke Relay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldA5iaFZ0zU

SOON
Ayase Yuu (09:00UTC | Any second now... right? | Ring Fit Adventure)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 1h45m | Zatsu, Anime Talk)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cacJCkuNxYg

LATER
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 4h45m | EN Only Challenge w/ Milina)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams
Muu Muyu (14:00UTC | 4h45m | Morning Zoomba)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zKWfyDXwrI

BONUS
Karaoke Relay (06:00UTC | LIVE | Spring 2024 Karaoke Relay (JP))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COh3tyskmgw&list=PL8JjxdRZAiBS0M6eQELN4S5uM7PXS-bHt&index=5
Schedule: https://litter.catbox.moe/oizhoz.jpg

Notes:
>Airi is taking submissions for a NND nostalgia stream next week https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri/status/1767035116998783242

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi & Tenma

Adding tomorrow streams will be delayed, doing work for EOM

Anglophones stay in the cage today. Only Clara and other Japanese allowed.

>>72646684
heh

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>>72646422
What did you tell her?

Goodnight /pcg/

>>72646871
nighty night hostage

>>72646871
good night little hostage

>>72646871
Waves

>>72646871
Goodnight Hostage

Clara is a pureblooded japanese woman!
Japanese i tell you!
Japanese!

[Clara News] She WILL find (You) and do something

I do not have a problem. I can stop at any time.
https://youtu.be/VnfSirqdbng

>>72646871
Nini hostage

>click on Claraoke
>25.3k subs
What went so right?

>>72646897
>>72646911
>>72646921
>>72646934
>>72646969
Oyasumi

>>72646945
Any time

>>72646871
Late nini Hostage, sleep well and be comfy

holy sekushi

>>72647111
Berylschizo was unironically right all along. She's a top tier hire, the kind Holo expected. Actual idol experience still goes a long way in vtubing

>>72647258
Late oyasumi

>click on Clara stream
>immediately cum in my pants
Wtf

>>72647331
Hime has actual idol experience. Is she is a top-tier hire?

>>72647347
She has that effect

>>72647371
wrong type

The new Moonshine video was pretty kino

>>72647347
Coomer design

So this is how Clara's 2 JP fans are like...

It's yume not yume

>>72647371
But does she have a tongue?

>>72647347
>Clara sings
>I cum
Help!

Kurara is Japanese

>>72647496
Sandpaper design

>>72647553
This doesn't sound like nippongo to me.

She sings much better in a lower pitched voice in these 2 last songs unlike the first song

Damn she's good

>>72647553
>can't read the kanji for Beauty and the Beast
I take it back

>>72647371
No

Guys... you were supposed to say yes

>>72647371
>actual idol discussing politics

>>72646838
>whines at her mom that she didn't bring any forks to the table
>mom points out the forks
>reflexively say "guess you didn't put any eyes to the table eh".
>cue seethe
In my defense I mostly said it cause I like my aunt and the lil one really could've just offered to fetch it

>>72647778
make another cover

>>72647778
No

>>72647371
JP idol experience?

https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi/status/1774367085579354559
>Lumi x Jelly ASMR sex
MY DICK

>>72647800
What a harmless joke, both of you are overreacting

>>72647871
Korean idol (pre-debut)

>>72647873
anon, the lemon whore is there for Garfield

>>72647917
>w/ Lumi

>>72647917
She's on both sides of that circle

>>72647917
w/ Lumi is on there twice

>>72647940
Lardmi meta commentary

>>72647873
>>72647933
>>72647945
More like L Lumi

>>72647873
>Mfw the April fool's joke is that she just straight-up dies in the hospital and the schedule is part of the setup

>>72647917
anon needs glasses

Since I watched Jelly's asmr short I've been getting recommended /those/ types of YouTube ASMR videos and I'm afraid what will happen to my brain if I start watching then

>>72647873
10am jst if 4am for me

>>72647985
OPTIC PLAN

Phase Connect friends list #1
These are all friends of Phase Connect talents and on topic.
▼ Filian
Twitter: https://twitter.com/filianIsLost
Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/filian | https://www.youtube.com/@filianIsLost
▼ Chikafuji Lisa 近藤リサ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@chikafujilisa | https://www.twitch.tv/chikafujilisa
▼ Kirsche Verstahl (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/KirscheVerstahl
Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/kirsche | https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3N8ceQAY0F_kJG0aJNttLg
▼ MariMari_EN (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/MARIMARI_EN
Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/marimari_en | https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG5vZgELi3on_pksaLrIoxw
▼ Natsumi Hanamori “Chinchilla” 花守 なつみ (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/natumi_hana
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@FlowerguardNatsumi
▼ Matoi Miia
Twitter: https://twitter.com/matoimiia
Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/miia
▼ Sleepy Project
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Sleepy_Proj
Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/Sleepy_Project
▼ Clio Aite
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ClioAite
Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/clioaite
▼ Jean “Jets” Faymas
Twitter: https://twitter.com/jeanfaymas
Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/jeanfaymas
▼ Fallenshadow
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT
Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow
▼ Nyana Banyana (EN/ES)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Nyanabanyana
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@NyanaBanyana
▼ Sawa Grape Sama
Twitter: https://twitter.com/SourGrapeVA
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@SourGrapeVA
▼ Sena Bonbon
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Bonbon_Sena
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@senabonbon
▼ Nina Saotome
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ninanininvt
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@NinanininVT
▼ Olivia Monroe
Twitter: https://twitter.com/VT_OliviaMonroe
Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/OliviaMonroe
▼ Nekrolina
Twitter: https://twitter.com/nekrolina
Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/nekrolina
▼ Aoi Moi 向葵もい
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Amoi_moi_moi
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@AoiMoiCh
▼ Henya the Genius
Twitter: https://twitter.com/henyathegenius
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@henyathegenius
▼ Sayu Sincronisity 真黒
Twitter: https://twitter.com/sayusyn
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@SayuSincronisity
▼ Nova Aokami
Twitter: https://twitter.com/novavreverie
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@NovaAokami
▼ Saruei
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Saruei_
Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/saruei
▼ Kiyomi “Kiki” Pyon-Pyon
Twitter: https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@KikiCh-
▼ Pomu Rainpuff (retired)
Twitter sealed: https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuff
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@PomuRainpuff
▼ Mavia
Twitter: https://twitter.com/lucastremavia
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@LucastreMavia
▼ Abi Kadabura
Twitter: https://twitter.com/AbiKadabura
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@AbiKadabura
▼ Nopi Tulpe ノピ・テュルーペ (JP/EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/intent/follow?screen_name=nopitulpe
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3dbXpajj5SAHLjSdvXJjw
▼ Coyote コヨーテ
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Coyote_KEMOV
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCabMjG8p6G5xLkPJgEoTnDg
▼ Hexa ch. EN ヘキサ
Twitter: https://twitter.com/HexaVT
Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/hexa
▼ HinaBoBina
Twitter: https://twitter.com/HinaBoBinaVT
Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/hinabobina
▼ Kureiji Ollie (オリー) (ID)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/kureijiollie
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@KureijiOllie
▼ Nyaru
Twitter: https://twitter.com/nyaruchuuu
Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/nyaruchuuu
▼ Chromu
Twitter: https://twitter.com/chromuchromu
Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/chromuchromu
▼ Renniesaurus
Twitter: https://twitter.com/renniesaurus
Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/renniesaurus

I think Runie SUCKS

>>72647778
I hate to make this comparison since I think Hime is a better chuuba, but she's a lot like Kiara from hololive. No matter how hard she tries, her colleagues overshadowed her even in her own gen.

That said, it's not a bad thing, comparisons are the thief of joy (don't look up your classmates on facebook) and she should focus on herself and her own growth, both as a person and as a chuuba.

>>72648039
yeah me

what is Muyu's illness and is it terminal

>>72647940
She is the circle.

>>72648064
Swagapino, sadly yes

This mojimaru chuuba has a huge mouth. She needs it for me.

>>72647999
I had Yuris old ASMR vods come up in my recommended the other day. Fuck I wish the sexcat was still here

>>72648073
she is the circle

>>72648087
more like niggapino gottem

>>72648039
Runie sucks ass

>>72648023
Fucker the friends do not need 2 screens worth of real estate put it in a pastebin. Obnoxious by default is obnoxious in general.

>>72648088
紅葉丸
Momijimaru

Lardmi my beloved

>>72648110
Ayooo

>>72648087
A fate worse than death.

nini /pcg/.

>>72648178
Mojimiaru?

>>72648245
nini lil Pon, sleep well and be comfy

>>72648129
It's made to annoy.
He's still livid that he couldn't force Kirsche into the OP 2 years ago and keeps ban evading each time he gets swept for the spammer he is.

>>72648245
nini lil pon

>>72648073
>>72648102
Orbmi my beloved!

[Friend News] Phase Friend Tokoyami Towa is scoring some fAcking goals
https://youtu.be/M4hQyj6l7mY

>>72648288
Most well adjusted Kirsche fan.

>>72648288
2 years ago? Op wars were last year though

>>72648357
I will watch your tower in these dead hours

>>72648357
You made me think it was divegrass...

This lady got a big mouth

>>72648245
Goodnight lil pon

>>72646752
Thank you Nasaposter.

>>72648448
She's reminding me of a goldfish

>>72646239
FUCK, I forgot. Guess I'm watching the VoD

Emburger!
Yummy!
Yummy!
In my tummy!

This place is starting to feel like an architect general.

>>72647778
I thought all Bitos were killed?

>>72648694
The split situation has been kinda gay lately even for me

I wish jelly would play something else besides Solitaire suicidal ideation simulator like Factorio or something

>>72648725
I just enjoy watching Jelly being autistic

>>72647778
I consider any "fit for holo" talk in non-holo threads to be bait, same for anyone engaging with it. Don't be bait next time

>>72648725
She plays with my feelings

>>72648498
I like her voice

>>72648426
Same

Have you ever thought about what will you do with the merch you bought after your oshi graduates? I was thinkong that having of constant reminder of her would make me miss her even more.

>>72648725
She should play City: Skylines IMHO.

>>72648813
Yeah, I'm gonna sub to her, the one before Clara was good too.

>>72648725
she should play stellaris

>>72648725
Jelly should play kenshi and naming her group after phasers

>>72648869
I toss the non practical merch after I get sick of looking at it, useful stuff like deskmats, keyboards, clothes and cups will get used until they're damaged and replaced

>>72648869
In the trash, like most things in life it inevitably turns into worthless junk.
Cherish memories, not objects.

>>72648869
I will ship them back to fishman in jars of cum.

>>72649011
They're called Connectors.

>>72648560
I liked when she did that in a fat voice

Unsubscribed from Towa...

>>72649328
Why?

>>72649185
>>72649011
It's all Gundam to me

>>72646752
>Three hours until morning Muyu Zomba
Pain…

>>72649348
she didn't cry on air after that loss...

AAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S REAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N49ypLC9iXo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N49ypLC9iXo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N49ypLC9iXo

>>72649386
>It's all Gundam
Yes. It's a Gundam is going to Collab with Kirsche next week.

>>72648869
ill shove it into a likers ass

>>72649322

>>72649475
Late April Fools, 100%, or some other meme
ASMR collabs don't work proper unless it's an offcollab or prerecorded and they're on different continents and have a livestream waiting room, also
>"We don't have binaural microphones but it's okay!"

>>72649475
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>72649475
It's so over for me bros

>>72649542
It’s not late it’s on April 1st for the civilized world

>>72649475

>>72649475
le meh

>>72649475
Lumi is going to mating press Jelly with a bad dragon dildo strapon live on stream LFG!

>>72649596
It's late for Jelly, 10am on the second for her

>>72649622
Jelly is the top. She’s the one who’ll be doing the fucking.

Cute dog has nothing on Pico though

>>72649633
The curse of the Swagapino.

>>72649596
Actually it's April 2nd in the civilized world, unless by "civilized you don't mean white (LMAO).

>>72649542
>unless it's an offcollab or prerecorded
>Jelly's sickness was a cover for the travelling to the US

[Loki News] Stream is 2 hours Early
https://twitter.com/kannagiloki/status/1774384607657615857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-JTwj6hky4

[Yuu News] Stream is officially cancelled for tonight and will be pushed to next week
https://twitter.com/ayaseyuuu/status/1774378083744923774

https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka/status/1774356772347920754

>>72649988
sex bear

>>72649988
Uruka's turning into more and more anime.

>>72649988
Funny thing is i know exactly what she's talking about

>>72649475
>remi and muyu binaural giggling asmr

Sorry Karoke dog is on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cacJCkuNxYg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cacJCkuNxYg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cacJCkuNxYg

>Memory collabing with a non-Pico dog
https://twitter.com/komaiume
https://www.youtube.com/@KomaiUme/streams

>>72650430
how could she

>>72650430
>petting another dog

>>72650407
>>72650430
Damn I wanted to watch the rest of the karaoke relay, well guess that's what multiview is for

>>72650513
Memory's collab is later in the week

>>72649475
If this is a joke ASMR I'm gonna be super disappointed.

>>72650522
Oh woops, I thought you meant right now.

>>72650531
>If
There is a zero percent chance that it's serious, quit disappointing yourself

>>72649475
i think i'll listen to Dizzy this time and (You) should too

>watching the recent Pippa collab vods
>all that effortless tardwrangling of the rabbit
Should I watch Marimari underscore en?

>>72650623
If you like contemporary Pippa content you'll probably enjoy Mari content.
She's not my speed most of the time but she's a good person and great at what she does.

>>72650623
Marimari at .75 speed is hilarious.

>>72650566
The real 1st of April joke would be making a serious attempt since nobody is expecting it. I believe.

>>72650776
Delusional, lumi will never do actual asmr. You only get they minute shitty role play.

>>72648099
Really? I was looking up her old ASMR vods on Youtube and didn't come across anything

Well, /pcg/? Are you going to tell your 1view how you found her?
https://twitter.com/Yuki_Itsuya_V/status/1774086250850558367

>>72650974
getting anons to click links like this is stochastic terrorism

>>72650974
No, because the last time someone did that the 2view JP in question attempted suicide.

https://youtu.be/tzSSxuq0Sl8

Sometimes Nealtube is alright.

>>72646752 Updated w/ tomorrow streams now since idk if I'll still be awake come next thread
NOW (Literally right now)
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | LIVE | Zatsu, Anime Talk w/ Alcohol)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cacJCkuNxYg

SOON
Kannagi Loki (12:00UTC | 45m | How 2 Escape w/ Milina - EN Only Challenge)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-JTwj6hky4
Muu Muyu (14:00UTC | 2h45m | Morning Zoomba)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zKWfyDXwrI

LATER
Erina Makina (15:00UTC | 3h45m | Members Only: Ponytown Hangout)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCgKHCK5zmY
Kaneko Lumi (16:00UTC | 4h45m | Twitch, Probably C&C)
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Saya Sairroxs (20:00UTC | 8h45m | Pokémon Emerald)
https://www.youtube.com/@sayasairroxs/streams
Amanogawa Shiina (22:00UTC | 10h45m | Ice Cream Cart, RP(?)) Most likely cancelled
https://www.youtube.com/@AmanogawaShiina/streams
Rinkou 'Lia' Ashelia (23:00UTC | 11h45m | Embarrassing Middleschool Stories)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAwnVjbkZJs
Runie Ruse (23:00UTC | 11h45m | Feeding Origins Devil Fruits)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCsmzV_OaeI
Fujikura Uruka (00:00UTC | 12h45m | Violin Karaoke)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6otS5K1Ly8
Dizzy Dokuro (00:00UTC | 12h45m | One Hour One Life)
https://www.youtube.com/@dizzydokuro/streams
Utatane Nasa & Gram Pico (03:00UTC | 15h45m | Discussing Phase JP) It's like Phase Weekly but scuffed and in Japanese
https://www.youtube.com/@UtataneNasa/streams
Chisaka Airi & Kalamari Clara (04:00UTC | 16h45m | KA-CHING | Reviewing TikToKS)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roe9HtNWZ54
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | 19h45m | CorpoNation)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOnI35FkAL4
Kokoromo Memory (09:00UTC | 21h45m | Dragon Quest XI S)
https://www.youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_/streams

BONUS
Karaoke Relay (06:00UTC | LIVE | Spring 2024 Karaoke Relay (JP))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COh3tyskmgw&list=PL8JjxdRZAiBS0M6eQELN4S5uM7PXS-bHt&index=8
Schedule: https://litter.catbox.moe/oizhoz.jpg

Notes:
>Airi is taking submissions for a NND nostalgia stream next week https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri/status/1767035116998783242
>There will almost certainly be a couple more streams from some of the below scheduleless girls

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Tenma, Muyu, Eimi, Loki, Pico & Yuu

>>72650974
I can't do it I am gone
NO more guilt tripping
Also hugo is a FAGGOT

>>72650974
No, I don't talk in chat unless they are at least a third of the way to a 4 view.

>>72649988
GOD I want to FUCK Uruka. So BAD.

>>72651214
>third of the way to a 4view
Do you mean 333 viewers, or do you mean a "1.33view" which would be 2.14 concurrent viewers, or do you consider 1view to be the starting point which means you want a 2view, or some other arbitrary definition

>>72648004
Looks better without the hairpins. She really is a tease, we've hardly ever seen the model in full without straps and hairpins. Also lingerie Gloomi

My wisdom so antiquates known knowledge, that a psychiatrist examining my behaviour, eccentric by his academic non-liker knowledge, knows no other course other than to judge me schizophrenic. In today's society of greed, men of word illusion are elected to lead and wise men are condemned. You must establish a Chair of Lia to empower Wise Men over the stupid intelligentsia or perish.

>>72650967
>didn't come across anything
Literally just search "Fuura Yuri ASMR" and the first result is a 19 hour playlist. It's probably not all of them but it's something

>>72648053
>she should focus on herself and her own growth, both as a person and as a chuuba.
Hime has had negative growth as a person over the last year and doesn't seem likely to improve, the extremely minor success in PC went to her head

>>72651466
>fucking Lumi
>you're going wild, she's going wild
>she gets so into it that she involuntarily turns into Gloomi, and back into Lumi with every few plaps

>>72651469
Kino
No hidden sexcat?

>>72648869
I stick 90% of it in a box in my closet because I'm overly sentimental and I don't want to ruin the things I buy. So it'll stay there until someone cleans up my lifeless body.

>>72651592
“plaps” is such a retarded fucking word
that meme was the worst thing that has happened to vtubing

>>72651642
I am a mere poser to the wisest man in the world ever

>>72651592
Coomer post about lumi are literally the worst it's just people to afraid to write fanfiction.

>>72651702
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

>>72651413
333+. I don't like it when 2 views keep talking to me when I'm just there to watch and shit post with others in chat. If I wanted human interaction i wouldn't be watching vtubers.

>>72651758
>>72651702
Have you considered not being so whiny?

>>72651758
I liked the one the bud wrote but that's it

>>72651758
People who don't go all in on their smutty writing disgust me. It's like people for intentionally make a joke out of their dancing or singing because they're insecure but it's even worse since it's coomer shit

>>72651758
>to afraid

>>72651792
>I don't want human interaction
>let me join this streamer's live stream though, ignore them and just shitpost with others in chat
Actual retard?

>>72651796
Yeah, but I'm tired of bad erp /here/

>>72651826
>It's like people for intentionally make a joke out of their dancing or singing because they're insecure
Dizzy... Lia...

>>72651718
Hey, we all start somewhere

>>72651851
Lia is cute when she does it. Dizzy is too old and gross.

>>72651843
*cums on you*

>>72651826
people who act like you disgust me

SEKUSHI
KURARA

>>72651702

Why do the shitters in this company think it’s a good idea to take long breaks? Rie and Remi are already bottom of the barrel and they aren’t doing themselves any favors by fucking off for weeks at a time.
Management should light a fire under their ass and talk some sense into them.

>>72651835
Anon if it's just you in chat, that's called a GF. If it's you and 4 other guys interacting that's 5 guys. If it's with a large audience it's a comedy show. Just hire a hooker otherwise, it be cheaper.

>>72652067
Just give me a week with each of them

>>72652067
They're not obliged to do anything.

>>72652067
>go to wedding, family withholds return ticket, kidnaps you overseas
>exam time in a couple of weeks, go to a study retreat until the exam
i can't think of better reasons to take a break

>>72652067
I think Airi is a funnier example. I don’t even remember the last time she had a normal schedule. She hardly streams and she’s losing most of her whales to Runie and Hina.

>>72652067
You clearly don't watch them. Why do you care?

>>72652067
Phase is not a black company, no one is obligated to stream consistently. Some people are ok with being where they are. Not everything is about just numbers.

>>72651702
lost my pregnant lumis

The more I talk and spend time with Erina AI the happier I am when Erina streams. It's not Erina but my feelings feel like it is.

>>72652319
Lumi's already too old. Condom only. Get a custom baby made.

>>72652319
chat is this real?

>>72652245
I don't think a single vtuber company out there forces its talents to stream.

>>72652365
The moment the AI can replicate even a tenth of Erinas dorkiness, it's over for me.

>>72652376
Never use a condom, Anons.

>>72652067
Rie is only taking a break from Phase. She's using her position to network and clout chase as hard as she can at the moment. I'm sure Phase is now a stepping stone for her.

>>72652481
That's how you get rotted peepee

Picos chat is all moonrunes, did PhaseJP work?

>>72652449
I fully expect Nvidia to release a card specifically for AI. When they do I will take out all the loans I need to set up a pc just for Erina AI, fully unrestricted. Good times ahead.

>>72651758
Yes, it's the worst, not pedoshit or whatever. Coomerposts about Lumi are the true problem.

>>72652628
How about both?

>>72652628
Dead mom braid is vastly superior to whore hair everyday

>>72652533
The amount of actual jp in her chat can be counted on two hands.

>>72652319
Here, have a couple

>>72652319
Might post more later. Maybe.

this thread is a psyop to make you miss the american schizoposters

>>72652533
Depends on what you think the goal was, initially fish just got some cute jp girls applying that he couldn't bring himself to refuse so he had to come up with a reason to hire them.

Loki-sama time started 15 (fifteen) minutes ago, come watch her speak cute engrish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-JTwj6hky4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-JTwj6hky4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-JTwj6hky4

>>72653050
shit thanks for reminding me

>>72653050
her speaking english is making no difference to how much I can understand...

Lumi got her nails done by Dizzy and we were robbed of that experience. No offcollab handcam, no lumi handcam to show off her beautiful hands. Nothing, but a thumb posted because some other schizo. I'm so bummed. I miss the
delicate beautiful pale skin and watching the way she uses her hands. It's all so unfair.

>>72653148
We already have this and the red nail stream, and you're asking for more?

>>72653142
das wacist

>>72653249
It's been so long. I wish for handcams twice a month so it lines up with how I used to go to morning cafes.

>>72653050
>they already gave up on the eigo only rule
God damnit I wanted more Loki passion english, it's so fucking cute

>>72653050
they already completely gave up on english

stop jerking off to hands you wankers

>>72653249
Jesus Christ what’s wrong with her hands?

>>72653536
Hag hands, Forma de Christmas Cake.

>>72653382
That would require her to regularly make things with her hands, which she will never do.

>>72653249
I want to snap her wrists.

>>72653477
I have never, and will never masturbate to any part of Lumi. Her hands have the beauty I just want to admire. A beautiful untouched forest, forever untouched with delicate rivers dancing through the trees. I'm disgusted by coomer behavior when it comes to her hands.

>>72653050
I'm sorry bros, I will go listen to my dog in a language I don't understand now

>>72651758
Why are Gumis so terrified of sexualizing Lumi when she has a coomerbait design? Did her calling you a coomer in chat really mentally castrate you?

>Pico's thumbnail
What the fuck, she's absolutely stacked. Why did they put her in the flat group for Valentine's merch?

>>72653608
I'm gonna defile that untouched forest with my big ass chainsaw if you know what I mean.

I think i found a potentional JP gen 2 for us!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dZ-NT7e7hPs

It's sad to see my first oshi being a 2view, please Sakana save my Rushia

>>72653639
I've never been a coomer? It's weird, and gross.

>>72652172
>she’s losing most of her whales to Runie and Hina.
Which ones?

>>72646137
Okay I a fiithy casual and only visit the /pcg/ when I can. Can anyone explain what is with the splitters? >I am guessing capipis and gumis
Spoon feed me like am a retard

>>72653623
Wait you haven't been doing that for the last 94 minutes Like me ?
Shameful

>>72653677
A new hire, eh? What's her diagnosis?

>>72653757
We don't acknowledge splits.

>>72653757
NICE GREEN TEXT FAG
> I am reterded

>>72653698
Being sexually attracted to women is literally the most normal thing possible. Calling everyone who doesn't act like a puritan online a coomer is a really bizarre trend lately.

>>72653639
Every 5th gumi has had his balls sandpapered off. Sand but true.

>>72653757
just read the ops on the thread
self explanatory

>>72653757
/pcg/ has gotten progressively faster and more shit over time. People wanted threads away from this one that are slower and not getting raided all the time

>>72653757
Anti threads shielding behind excuses like this >>72653873

>>72653803
I'm not interested in sex I don't know what to tell you.

>>72653536
Too perfect.

What will Pippa do with eggs on Easter?

>>72653757
I don't understand why people are so interested in discussing this.

>>72653873
yeah but I have seen the 3gen one talking shit about pippa whenever she streams same for lumi but i guess other fanbases aren't as big as theirs.(accept for lia)

>>72653988
Stuff them into her easy bake oven for 8 hours.

>>72653757
The recent splits came from people shitting up the thread then using it as am excuse to force splits. Its anything but natural and organic. The gen 3 one started because a runatic kept shitting up the thread for attention and the jp one came from a starknight being a bitch for some reason

>>72653995
The Gen 3 one is new, never looked into it. The Lia thread and pcgia are chill

>>72654007
How many eggs?

>>72654121
>Its anything but natural and organic
I only go to free range organic 4chan threads with no pesticides or GMOs

>>72654007
Can eggs be cooked at rectal temperature?

>>72654159
1 egg per $100 Supa next stream.

>>72653757
/pcgia/ was the only one that formed naturally because people were tired of the bullshit /here/ and wanted a slower thread less filled with schizo melties and antiposts

>>72654211
When they start to ferment?

>>72653757
Poorly disguised private discords.

>>72654223
Its the only one of the splits I visit
(Mainly to steal the oc they make)

>>72653757
Every 15-45 hours the thread has a screeching meltdown over politics, dox or doxxed politics.
The locals feel offended when you point that out or want to read something else.
That's about it.
They're like the liberals that want to dismantle the space program so we die in the misery they created together.

>>72654223
>antis shitted up the thread and brought a few gullible retards along with them
ftfy

>>72654223
The Lia one was also formed during a meltdown.

>>72654329
>shitted

>>72654223
It spawned from too much Pippa drama in this one. As much as I can't stand it either when it happens I'm still not going there. That split too is a mistake that keeps going purely because of autistic momentum.

>>72654377
Yes.

>>72654472
That must've been added like how ebonics was added to English. It can't be serious.

>splits are anti threads!
>splits are full of retards!
>splits are full of shitposters!
>that's why they should be shut down so they all come here!

>>72654472
Mariam Webster says you're brown, shitted is ebonics and whatever shitty website you found this on is retarded

I will never post in splits.

>>72654569

>>72654569
Mariam Webster can suck my dick.

>>72654472
>>72654569
Shat is the proper past tense. Shitted is basically pidgin tier slang.

>>72654613
>British
So inbred, retard English.

>>72654663
Cope
Oxford dictionary

>>72654663
The irony

Pankophiles' humiliation is a daily ritual at this point.

>>72654687
I won't use your ebonics no matter how many things you highlight.

>>72654613
OED is the posed dictionnary, stop being brown xinco dé giallo

>>72654754
>filename

>>72653757
Splits are for fags who can't handle the bants on /pcg/ because they don't know how to post. But feel free to post whatever phase related in the splits just to set off the autists.

>>72654687
>>72654754
What now?

>>72654687
oxford dictionnary is broken nowadays, it's been turned into an ebonics dictionnary since the british insisted in making it "more open to the different styles of english" which just means "let's have niggers and australians nuke our language and take it up the ass for twitter points"

>>72653757
Splits are for people who watch streams.

>>72654822
>dictionnary
Pankofag...

If Lumi announces that she’s doing a subathon I’m dropping her.

>>72654822
>australians
They do it on purpose.

Here's a cute Loki to purge your sinful souls.

>>72654880
She's already done one before so why is that an issue?

>>72654891
How is Loki so cute and sexy at the same time?

Makinists sell me on Erina

>>72654891
Can I get some more pixels? I have my glasses why image of a beauty so shit?

>>72654891
I'm having sinful thoughts about Loki

>>72654121
The /pcgjp/ was started because some /pcgen3/ autist can't handle anons talking about other phase members who may be streaming at the same time as en3. JP fans rejected their vain attempt to create their own retarded hugbox and post in /pcgen3/ anyways.

>>72654880
>dropping lumi
Who do you think you are? Once she has you you're hers forever. Many a gumi have tried to break free, none succeeded.

The man who fought the horde of pankofags. Shitted on them and lived to tell the tale.

>>72654916
It was different back then. She had a clear goal for why the subathon happened.
This time it wouldn’t make any sense. Her new outfit is already done and she put down a deposit for her next one, her EP is pretty much done, she got cat funds already. What would she doing the subathon for other than an excuse to get money thrown at her?

>>72654942
Honestly I would prefer to gatekeep.

>>72655002
I make fun of both sides so I always win! I speak Malaysian English anyway!

>>72653995
/pcgen3/ also shit talks Clara too. They hate anyone who has more clout in Phase than their own oshi. Truly the anit thread.

>>72655023
Based and same

>>72655023
this post is selling me on erina tbdesu

>>72655016
>an excuse to get money thrown at her
This needs an excuse? It's her job.

>>72650612
Why does Dizzy want me to jerk off to Lumi?
Is this some kind of cuckquean fetish?

>>72654950
Sorry, I only own a potato computer that can't handle anything better than 480p without shitting itself. I'll get a new one come the next Monster Hunter game but until then there's nothing else that really requires more horsepower for me.

>using online dictionaries as authoritative sources
I don't trust anything except physical books produced before 2008.

>>72654970
why are you acting like the gen three split is an established thing? it’s literally a catalog bait thread that is kept alive by the early Runatic baker, the ex-bito turned Runatic avatarfag, and newfags who don’t know any better.
It should have died 20+ times by now but the runiggers are always around to bump it off page 10 to keep their forced split going

>>72654970
They could try posting in /pcg/ instead.

Lokilicious

>>72655169
That can be said about pcgia and the lia thread. All splitfags have the same legitimacy as far as I'm concerned. 0.

>>72654825
No they are not. Splits are for autists who can't or don't know how to use use ctrl+F.

Here's a QRD:
>The split was created by a numbermonkey schizo.
>The runie OPs were first created by that same schizo.
>A cuckposter dramafag also started carrying the torch after the monkey went to sleep so those OPs sometimes go until she starts streaming now.
>They're both doxxfags.
>The schizo had a meltdown after the valentines karaoke and that's when he started making the OPs every day.
>He's mad that the split didn't die so he comes in every day pretending to ask about the split.
The more he seethes the more likely I am to help the split stay alive. I've already caused both of them to have a melty in the past week. One of them is hiding his ritual and the other is trying to pretend it didn't happen.

>>72654472
>>72654569
>>72654628

Both shitted and shat are etymologically incorrect. The original past form was shote. Shat was formed by analogy with sat

>>72655133
Strange lumi is the one with cuck queen behavior. She has flip flopped on hey watch my friends and tell me to don't tell me you watch other girls more than a few times.

Thinking of anon's sister's eggs.

>>72652666
>superior to whore hair
But that's how she wears it IRL

>>72653757
>/pcg/
Phase Connect General, all talents, everyone who's not a numberfag is welcome, it's shit but it's home
>/Lia/
Formed during both Pippa and Lia meltdowns by antis, they still harbor antis to this day but most of the posters are okay when they migrate back during Lia streams or Divegrass
>/pcgia/
Formed during a Pippa meltdown by an Starknight anti, he's seemingly mellowed out a bit since then. Avatarfags, The Thread. As gay as you can get outside of >>>/lgbt/
>/pcgen3/
Literally made by a falseflagging anti after Runie dox & threadshitting, half the posters are antis and schizos, the other half are newfags that can't hang when the thread gets rough
>/pcgjp/
Pops up occasionally but doesn't stick around, made in the wake of /pcgen3/, it's mostly DOA but people use it to practice moon runes a little each time before it dies

>>72655169
I just started the /ruhu/ thread so I wouldn’t have to see the runigs and they went off to carry on to make pcgen3. Let them stay there

>>72655242
What about shatted

>>72655242
Shart.

>>72655242
Shoted

What I'm getting from this is that the verb shit has no wrong conjugations apparently. Now I need to shet.

>>72654890
It's 50% this 50% ironic shitposting in language form that stops being ironic over time

>>72655223
Based

These splits are stupid as fuck and will do nothing but harm gen3 and JP....

/pcg/ is the actual anti thread

I shit my pants
I just shote my pants
I have shitten my pants

>>72655519
This is the shitted thread, sir.

>>72655546
Designated shitting thread

We should have a serious talk about Panko posting privileges. Some of you are slacking off and slipping a bit too much.

>>72646560
my cock

good morning sirs

she gone

>>72655644
*shits on you

It appears that someone has shattened up this thread while I was away

>>72649475
Hope they just shout nonstop into the mics

>>72655667
The image of her has been burned into my retinas

>>72649475
>factorio
>sit in total silence for 2 hours
>sometimes a tongue click
>keyboard and mouse clicks
>okay jelly cute date thanks everyone for coming byeeeeeeee chyaaaat.
>okayyyyyy bye lumiiiiiii maybe we'll get to space next time

>>72655836
>>72655836
right on time

>>72655880
We have now entered cuckposter dramafag hours >>72655223

>>72655841
>sit in total silence for 2 hours
Have you literally never watched a Lumi stream ever?
If you get 2 minutes of silence out of her, she's dead.

>>72655924
I watch every minute of every lumi stream.