/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Fauna!

Hot witch gaming idol kirin wife who does weird and scary stuff to me, my balls especially

I hope she got the hrrrings out of her system not sure I could handle that for 3+ hours.
Okay I lied, I could and I'd enjoy it to, but still.

Tfw no solo watchalong ever..

Caught up with the first part of the watchalong, hadn't seen LOTR before. Man, they don't make 'em like they used to, it was really good.

>>72539075
You're honestly doing yourself a disservice having this be your first time watching 2

My sunshine will experience the adventure of Lord of the Rings with her friends! I'm saddened that I'm gonna have to sit this one out, I legit don't have the free time to watch the first movie at the moment. I hope you all have fun with it and don't let the grasshoppers bite.

Fauna love, Nemu hate

>>72539728
ill enjoy it for you double sunshineline

>>72539979
Couple of cuties

squeeb

fauna has been very dorkish for the last couple of streams, luv me this kirin

>>72541788
Very whiny too, she seems to be especially horny for me

this could've been a comfy solo watchalong but instead we're going to have to listen to nijirissa talking about how she wants to fuck the uruks

>>72542351
>nijirissa
Fuck off with your false flag your terrible branch will close before the end of the year

>>72542624
who the fuck cares about that dying company when there's rats in our own walls

I didn't watch the first movie somebody give me a summary pls... So I am not too lost

>>72543494
Frodo has the ring
Sam is with Frodo
The man, the elf and the dwarf are with the two halflings
The good wizard is dead
The bad wizard isnt dead

>>72543494
________________________watch it____________________
__________________________

>>72543494
use chat gpt or something

>>72543667
alright cool, thanks bro!

>>72543667
>The good wizard is dead
Noooo good wizard was my favorite

>>72543494
Bad jewelry needs to go to volcano to be destroyed. Evil man wants bad jewelry, and lives at volcano. Evil man sends many minions to retrieve bad jewelry. Unassuming, underwhelming, and unexpected person is chosen to carry ring, other heroes gather around him to help. They are swiftly separated, at least two die, and shit continues to get worse. Lotta walking. New Zealand is gorgeous. You should be about caught up.

>>72539075
I always found this sentiment funny. They used say that when LOTR was being made. I wonder what films of today they'll say that about?

shiori starts early

>>72544040
Dune 2: Son of Worm

>>72543872
cool thanks! This makes more sense this way, will probably have to leave for a bit midway to get food during the watchalong too so hopefully I don't miss too much there

>>72544109
I got caught by surprise

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1773847496206553467

My movie is 03:55:30 is this the same one they are watching?

>Hololive English
>Can't speak English
Why is Shiori like this

>>72544352
Close enough

>>72543494
HHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRING

shit, this movie is 4 hours long? Guess I should go get some food right now while nothing is probably happening...

food? FOOD? How bout a bottle of sake and a glass

My subtitles are in German...

WTF why make a thread?

GANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

I don't remember Gandalf being that badass

I can't tell if my hearing is just starting to go or if the audio balance is weird in my torrent...

>>72544672
Careful. If you drink too much sake, you might start turning blue...

>>72544794
baker is one of the biggest antis, this is well known

>>72545053
same, I cant tell if I should turn audio up or down

Is Fauna eating?? Is that why her mouth keeps moving?

Fauna should play the Gollum game

>>72545337
Bro she SAID she was eating popcorn, what are you an ANTI???????????

>>72545053
Turn on loudness equalization in windows, it helps a lot

does using it as a cockring make frodo turn invisible

Doing Easter shit. Hope I can catch the second half of the watch along...

>>72545055
become

>>72545473
>Easter shit
you poopin chocolate eggs?

>>72545587
Worse, a family dinner

nom

Pretty cool of the director to give Ame a role in this movie

>>72545722
Have you considered ostracizing yourself from your family, giving up religion, and focusing entirely on watching Hololive with your free time?

fuck its been a while since I've seen this movie. I love how goofy this is

>fauna lusts after aragorn
>i lust after aragorn
WE ARE

THEYRE TAKING THE HOBBITS

>>72545991
normal people

faunamir? me

alright bros I just got back from getting food what have I missed

>>72546520
wormtongue is worming

>>72546520
they are taking the hobbits to isengard

oh man, this movie aged poorly, these things look so silly

>>72546900
2nd one is the worst one

wait was that sammy? did he die?

>>72546900
its always been goofy imo, doenst make it bad though

I should play the Total War Medieval 2 LOTR mod

I hope Fauna munches the whole movie

my ancestor

Is this movie filler?

Shiori has serious porn brainrot

bogs are supposed to be oxygen free so thats why they dont rot away right

I used to use this skyrim armor pack that looks like that armor

i wish cute girls were real so i could watch movies with one

enter

mf likes to do a dramatic entrance

Wait what happened to dumbledore?

Saplings, your oshi seems to be eating a lot during this watchalong. Is that why she is becoming friends with Shiori now? They're both wide?

>>72548967
>becoming friends with Shiori
fuck off

I want to be as cool as Treebeard when I grow up.

>>72547511

>>72548967
caleres fatna...

I should play shadow of war

DOOT

>>72548967
When she's not streaming she's lying in bed on her steam deck and eating like a 1000 calories of Phish Food ice cream a day
You tell me

>>72549693
she needs to meet her milk quota somehow

I wanna smoke "pipe weed" with fauna

>>72549847
smoking fauna's bush weed

>>72549847
pipe weed is just tobacco middle earth form

bros... getting sleepy... this always happens when I try to watch these movies.... go on without me...

>>72549847
ranarr weed is where its add

>>72549974
ol' ent lookin ass

CREAM OF THE CROP, THAT ALWAYS COMES ON TOP

>>72549746

I know HE SAID THE THING is an annoying chat thing, but I am enjoying getting context for all this shit I've heard 3,000 times a day over the years

>>72550693
im surprised youve made it so long without someone forcing you to watch this movie

king after taking meds

I thought Mumei and Fuwamoco were part of the first watchalong? Where did they go?

fuck me, the music does hit me, migtht also be the drink though
Hope they do a watchalong for the last movie too

>>72550776
I've never seen any of the star wars movies either

>>72550867
Literally uncultured.

>>72550824
shiori watched it solo and now others joined, she must be popular behind the scenes

>>72550824
?? they're on their buying a Japanese house arc

>>72550824
there's only room for one titcow and thats my wife ceres fauna (and her concubine nerissa)

Cute

>>72550975
i'd like to see fauna with some bundled up braids like this

I won’t be able to make the stream tonight as I’ll be partying at anime Boston. Hope all you saps have fun and enjoy the watchalong. I attended a junji Ito panel in fauna’s honor

>>72550901
Me neither except for one of the prequels lol

>>72551151
how do I unsubscribe from this blog

>>72550824
Fuwamoco aren't allowed to watch the movies until they read the books

>>72551242
Worse than uncultured. This is like someone who only read the New English Translation instead of the KJV.

Heeeeeeelms deep

>>72551281
but the prequels are based

>>72551151
you too sap

>>72551281
To be fair I only saw it on cable TV when I stayed home from school sick with a fever. I don't remember much except killing the younglings. That's in the prequels right?

Oh fuck this one has helms deep, fuck yeah

Saruman the stinky

After a certain point the age gap doesn't matter

I think that rule is more for men though

>>72551642
You don't need to justify age gaps here when we're all chasing a 4.5 billion year old

Fauna's being funny again

>>72551725
Really faunas the pedophile here, marrying me, a 26 year old man. Shame on her.

>>72551848
No no, she'll marry me soon to be 29, it's closer

>>72551400
Yeah, episode 3

Fauna is right that aside from helm’s deep, the best part of this movie are the Sméagol/Frodo/Sam scenes

Rip pekora

>>72552021
the first time I watched it I was creeped out by him. But he's so fucking good

>>72552021
Faunas opinion on LOTR isn't valid until she's seen the trilogy at least 10 times

>>72551919
I'm 38 so she'll marry me

Same fauna

>>72552356
You're too old. She likes em younger grandpa.

you'd be fucking retarded to cheat on liv tyler

Let me have dreams like that

>>72552873
Yesterday I dreamt I ate icecream even though I my stomach cant handle that

I'm actually already kinda bored of this movie...

Fauna and Biboo piss

My food is going to get cold before they come back.

>>72553650
Femsapling this isn't for you

>>72553650
I'm having fun, but I enjoy watchalongs in general. No matter the movie
I watched a lot of crappy movies with roboco, she's a sweetheart but her taste in movies is kinda...

Kind of funny that Fauna is like WAY straighter during this movie compared to Twilight, the movie explicitly designed for straight women.

>>72553843
Fauna's choice in movies hasn't been the best either

>>72552818
36 with a baby face, still get carded. Can pull off a twink look no problem. I feel like I have the best potential here

>>72553650
Wait until Helm’s deep. There’s a reason why this part of the movie is so much longer in the extended cut.

>>72553929
They are timeless attractive, twilight speaks to preteens and late 2000s women only.

>>72553929
I mean, there are like 2 women that get screentime and a name in the whole trilogy right.
Kinda hard to be gay then

>>72553982
anyone who says they look young look exactly their age

>>72553981
I had a blast watching the Hitman movies.

>>72552226
>Faunas opinion on LOTR isn't valid until she's seen the trilogy at least 10 times
No opinions valid until you've read the Silmarillion front to back

>>72553982
We'll just both have to marry her then because I'm not gonna lose to you. I'm a hairy man and also boyish looking so fauna would probably make us have sex.

>>72553650
The extended scenes do make the pacing of the first half of this movie pretty slow to be fair

>>72553843
yea it's fun since Fauna is here, but also the movie itself is still snore-ish, it's fun when they start commentating though

>>72554069
I don't look a day over 24. I'm so young looking.

>>72554247
"I still get carded"

Waiting

>>72554096
Never read the Silmarillion but I read the entire HIstory Of Middle-Earth.

>>72554310
Damn, I had the perfect opportunity too lmao

>>72553929
Golem's charms are hard to resist

>>72554328
>never read the silmarillion
good advice, i think ill take it

>>72553929
welp

Pretty girls

>>72554328
>>72554625
The Silmarillion in general isn't as bad as people make it out to be, just the start is pretty brutal. So many names for pages and pages

Fauna really wants to be an evil witch queen

I have always like pike men in rts games

Man gets smooched by horse

>>72553929
There you go, you can shut the fuck up now.

Fauna is actually mesexual where's she specifically attracted to me.

>>72555296
>mesexual

>>72555460
we hebben een serieuse probleem...

boromirchama...

>>72554640
>>72555073
Nta but what’d she say
My gay ass mfing aunt was on the phone so I missed it

>>72555674
she was /u/posting

>>72555674
She'd put a whole bag of jellybeans up liv tylers ass

Well he WAS in Hitman 3...

>>72555674
is your aunt single?

FOR GONDOR

>>72555776
Reasonable

is the tomato scene in this one or the next movie?

>>72555988
next one I think

faramir your dad was right about you

I have the Smeagol fade

>>72556452
Im getting there...

i think frodo just came

holy fuck there's still an hour and a half to go??? jeezas...

>>72556837
Battle

>>72556837
Nope hour and then 30 minute credits

>>72556837
Nah, just a little under an hour, I think.

>>72556906
ok based

Holy fuck those two are still going

Every sapling is here

>>72557012
smokin weed, vibin in trees(ents)

Da elves

its been like 15 years since I have watched this movie but fuck me it does get me hype

>go for the casters first
But Fauna... you are the caster

>>72558071
That's how she knows her kind is OP

>>72558311
if any of those elves could case rain of snail this battle wouldnt even be an issue

Gimlis actor was allergic to the glue in his beard or so I heard

QTE fail

>no hot oil or tar

I am a conscientious objector

faramir's a faggot

Trees....

ring could have been half way up mount doom already fagamir

I'm ngl I don't know what's going on anymore

TO THE KING

fauna tearing up?

She almost cried. Cute.

>>72560660
>>72560731

yeah, i didnt use lube

Become fertiliser

fucking potheads

Can somebody summarize what happened in the past 30 mins or so? Kinda wasn't paying attention

>>72561023
they still havent figured out who the lord of the rings is

Faramir is literally unironically correct though, that little gremlin fuck plans to betray them

>>72561023
Ents wrecked sarumans shit

bros wtf is wrong with shiori

fuck faramir for hurting faunas crush

>>72561361
but faramir didnt do anything to me?

That was fun

It's over

I'll try to join in next week for sure

rate the movie/watchalong!

I'm her Discord Kitten #1

>>72561591
chu
>>72561908
8/10 Movie
9/10 Watchalong

>>72561908
not enough "rrrringuh"/10

>>72561908
Movie 10/10 actually my favorite one of the trilogy
Watchalong 7/10 would have been perfect with just Shiori, Fauna and Biboo but that’s how it goes.

That was fun, I liked the group.
I hope they play some game sometime

>>72562183
Wolfquest, and Kiara's collab.

>>72561908
Movie 8/10 love that movie
Watchalong 9/10 love those girls (especially Fauna)

Wasn't able to watch the watchalong, but sounds like it was fun.
Good night /uuu/.

>>72562183
Just needs the Owl to reach perfection

>>72561908
9/10, but it might also because i'vs had a bit to drink
I'd probably still rate it an 8/10 sober though.
Sure a solo watchalong would have been great, but I enjoyed this group quite a lot. Will tune in next week as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=del2HQk9W0k&t=13171s

>>72562183
I liked the idea of a hangout stream where they play gollum

>>72562222
Did kiara say what the collab was?
>>72562528
>>72562706
These are great ideas

>>72562695
based, i was gonna rewatch for this. cutest kirin ever, love how she gets so into this

>>72562695
aww fauna... I was tearing up a bit too...

>>72562222
whats kiaras collab? first ive heard of it.

>>72562769
>>72563476
>Kiara, Mori, Kronii, Mumei, Biboo, Fauna, Risu, Ollie, Moona (and Shiori?)
Easter collab this weekend

>>72563576
thanks sap, did they say what they were doing or is it still a surprise?

>>72563652
some vr shit like last year

>>72563576
>Fauna and Mumei
Good enough for me

>>72563652
This >>72563730 probably

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1773914054425534529
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1773914054425534529

>>72564318
i miss yagoo modeling

>>72564318
Who is she?

>>72565070
Fauna's sister

Fauner tomorrow?

>>72565294
Either tomorrow or Sunday, and then Minecraft Monday.

Did they watch the extended or theatrical version of two towers?

>>72565989
Extended

>>72536640
cute

wanna hug fauna

>>72570583

>>72564318
Looks pretty clean, I'm excited for it. Although it'll probably won't be until the fall

uuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Bae and Mumei said that Fauna singing is good.

Anyone else have a craving for mint chip and chocolate ice cream?

>>72580605
I've got a 3 day for posting this.

>>72580699
L

cant get over fauna's fat tits in a tshirt

>>72582177
i hate shitwhori

>>72580605
Funny you ask that, I just ate a tub of it

I have a hope!
How does a tree access its computer?
It logs in!

>>72582855
Fatling....

>>72582177
cute

>shiorikek antis keeping the thread up
neck yourselves and take your niji whore with you

squeeb hours?

>>72588025

@72587371
seethe

Faumei is canon

Fauna's driving away with the thread!
Oh nyo!

Mr. Sapling, tear down this thread!

>>72588246
HOLY FUCK
>FAUMEI ISRAEL

>>72588331
funny that someone has this doodle saved i must have made it over a year ago

>>72588724
I love it. I just don't have the chance to post it that often.

/uuu/ is still here? at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the website, localised entirely within /vt/?
nice to see we're still alive at this hour

Fauna is my wife.

>>72590975
Goto bed Mumei