/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

shontoes

I love my wife so much that I'm afraid it will one day overflow all over my daki while I sleep

love me wife

simple as

love me wife

simple as

reminder: shondo will use magic to break your pinky finger

I’d finger her pinky if you catch my drift

beautiful was the real B word all along

i will use my hands to break her pinky finger as a present for her birthday

holding shondos legs up while I stomp on her mons pubis

smoking fags with shondo on break

i love fallenshadow.

shondo i dont want to beat you today im tired

>>72555951
thought about this before, youre literally me

>>5493177
how much for a cover of this banger shondo?

no shondo I CANT do that, youre too tight to fit a finger in there how am I supposed to fit my entire fist up it, silly?

>>72556180
>>>/wsg/5493177

Any progress on unblurring the feet pic lads?

>>72556430
it's already been done to the maximum it possibly can

>>72556488
I am cry. I appreciated the work that went into that (assuming I saw the latest version) but the original looked better.

shondo in my arms

>>72556564
>but the original looked better.
i'd have to agree, the enhanced image corrected any issues my eyes had with the regular image but that's really all it did

shondo in my arms quivering

Has Shondo's sexuality been awakened yet?

>>72556787
watch the anniversary stream

Shondo sitting in the cuck chair while Nina and I 69

I love my wife's ashy-pale skin, i would lick her all over the place

>>72556787
yes the barbies are trying to whore he out like this anon said
>>72556809

getting nose powdered up and thinking of my wife

>>72556787
>yet

there will be a movie tonight
i can feel it

shondos fertility was one of the topics i've brought up and spoken in length about to my mom
honestly i encourage it

>>72557149
Hope not since i can't show up, but at the same time, there hasn't been one in a while

I haven't slept in a few days but I wouldn't mind a watchalong

i need the strength to not post my brainworms here but i dont know how long i can last

>>72557520
what does it matter if you do or not
you'll only ruin weak niggas like ray

what if we make an open google doc where we can all post our brainworms, and at the end of every month we send it to shondo

>>72557605
i'm all for it
if she doesn't read it, it'll just build up and build up
becoming a brainworm for her instead of me

>>72557605
these threads are just that anyway mixed in with antis and faggots posting their cuck fetish fanfics

>>72557605
>what if
it'd be kino

>>72557605
basically what maros were for but she closed them

>>72557802
thats not what they are for but idc your autism only made it harder for antifavorites to interact

>>72555400
fucking disgusting diseased rat
god such a hideous waste of oxygen, good thing those rats die very easily for being such freaks of nature

>>72557970
you were warned.

>>72557970
WTF
he's actually cute!
can you SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW OK?!?

>>72557970
don’t talk about my son like that nigger

>>72557970
She loves taking care of disgusting freaks like me, her husband.

catch shondo in the next david guetta music video

>>72557970
Shut the fuck up nigger
Bapy, get him

>>72557605
I'm down for this except with sending it to shondo

>>72558265
for some reason shondo doesn't like posts like these
be careful shogga

>>72558370
let me guess, it's the first line? kek

can you guys let me know if she does a movie or alt stream? im not going to be at my computer for the rest of the night

>>72558422
actually no, she doesn't like seeing that stupid nigger being mentioned

>>72558422
wrong. she's our based racist wife

>>72558495
what makes you think that?

>>72558570
she told me

weird, she told me she thought it was funny

>>72558514
racist towards White people maybe
the jewess

part of me is thinking bapy posted that post asking me why I think that
come on bapy, i've got plenty of room for you in my garden

shondo wants more posters like these in her discord server

DEWD!
put this nigga on blacked.com

>>72558889
KEK

My wife who plays gacha games instead of cooking dinner... I'm gonna arg...
https://imgur.com/a/VuyA1OQ
https://files.catbox.moe/vlbsrf.png
https://files.catbox.moe/8wber3.png
https://files.catbox.moe/zkm337.png
https://files.catbox.moe/fggd28.png

insanely cute
thank you for sharing

>>72559382
Average night for me and shondo

>>72559382
Wtf i was literally just about to ask if the anon that commissioned that comic got an update, hell yeah

>>72559382
really nice

>>72559382
holy fuck. i thought i was being let down again. thank you shogga.

>>72559382
Very cute!!! Thanks for sharing

>>72555951
Why would you shoot homosexuals with shondo?

calling all 30+ year olds with this post
this isn't a rude harmful post so you might not be interested (i know you're all subby gays)
how are you doing tonight, how is your mood
what is your vison for the future
i like hearing from you people because it's like time traveling

>>72555400
he's not ugly

>>72558813
bazed

>>72559798
almost 30 so im going to respond anyways
fucking terrible, i go to bed sad every night, i wake up miserable, and i cant even enjoy streams anymore. my life is hell and ill probably end up killing myself soon
how are you?

>>72558813
>poopmuncher12 was bad and got banned!
why would mods do this

>>72560144
he did nothing wrong

Sometimes I like to picture Otis as a proud Virginian plantation owner and statesman in 1860.

>>72559956
>how are you?
you might hate me for this but i'm actually extremely happy tonight, for the first time in nearly a month it feels like i'm back in the shondo emotional loop
i had a small amount of sleep which probably wouldn't do too unlike you with your constant peeing throughout the night but i normally wake up at least decently happy
i'm truthly sorry you're not doing well anon, i'm not good at this sort of thing so i don't know what to say past I hope you 'bounce back' or something

>>72560144
She doesn't wants you lolitard coomers in her community

>>72559798
which 20 something jujutsu kaisen larper from the UK is this

>>72560512
the one that rarely gets mentioned here
the nise one :)

>>72560144
flew too close to the sun

>>72558702
This confirmed? Shondo is one of the chosen people?

>>72561543
we had an entire thread dedicated for this debate
most of it was deleted by jannies

>>72561543
yeah and a requirement of being a husband is having a circumsized pp sorry bro

>>72559382
Who's the artist?

>>72560235

>>72561941 (me)
Just found it on skeb.

>>72555400
hi is this the thread for fallenshadouw super fans ?

>>72562054
super regulars
ftfy

>>72562054
yes actually but you come in a bit of a slow time

>>72559382
god shes so small and flat and sexy in this
i wonder if shes seen this and what she thinks

>>72562193
she's reading it right now anon
say hi
HI THREAD READING SHONDO :D

hi

>>72562193
>shes so small and flat and sexy in this
Shes small and flat and sexy 24/7. I'm in love with the perfect woman and she'll never ever think of me unprompted.

>>72562541
hi thread reading shondo

sorry but I actually like you people
i know i'm not meant to but i really do
i'm so happy to be sharing this moment in time with people like you

Is “capeshit” now a normie term?

>>72562884
shut up youre embarrassing me

>>72563158
no i said it earlier today and no one understood me

if shes /here/ why did she need the bapy joke to be explained

>>72563351
use your brain for 2 seconds

>>72563351
because she read everything I said that day for some reason

>>72563470
no

>>72559382
i wish the tummy punching was more than just implied

>>72563158
I thought it was weird that she used "capeshit" but didn't know what "jobbing" was during the LotR stream. They're not super related but I feel like if you see one, you see the other.

>>72564099
i've only ever heard jobbing from /here/

>>72564173
Really? Huh, I see it in /a/ and /tv/ usually and a few other boards too.

>>72564255
stopped going on those boards when I left college

it's hard to put into words but shondo is too feminine to have been in a conversation where jobbing would come up

>>72564099
jobbing I first heard on /a/ in regards to vegeta over 10 years ago. capeshit comes from /tv/ obviously.

shondo confirmed fakeweeb bane poster

jobbing predates 4chan and originally comes from wrestling culture
capeshit is ancient too but I'm less sure about the source

>>72564320
Feel like it would've happen in that LA Noire boxing mission, considering it literally came from when boxers would take a dive in fights.

>>72564346
Thank you for confirming I'm not crazy.

>>72564418
>>72564419 (me)
*wrestling
My bad.

if Limp Bizkit didn't say it then I don't know it

oh srry, let me rephrase...
He lost it all for the nookie....nookie

if i'm talking to dewd right now then I don't care anymore
add me groomer, you're funny

another shogger has offered up their hole to the blob... its so over for true husbands

hey hey i'm not going to submit to him
you've just got to admit
he's a funny guy
30 years of experience has worked for him
when he says some stupid shit i'll call him out on it again

imagine shondo resting her chin on your shoulder while you play video games from the edge of your bed

you get a victory royale and raise your arms up in excitement but accidentally clock her in the nose in the process

imposter syndrome makes me think you're talking about my post, but also that you can't possibly be talking about my post. if you are, then no, i'm not that King D, srry to disappoint.

>>72565013
>shondo
>edge
>bed
>you
i'll just create a good post from this shit one

Dewd if you're reading this please stop assuming other people are me and saying my name here. You haven't been right so far but it is still unsettling to see pop up when I refresh threads.
On the 20% chance she actually lurks I don't want wife to see and think I could be behind some of these posts :c

>>72565028
there are so many people I find funny here shogga
keep your head up, I just don't know your posting style yet

i use atleast 4 different posting styles

>>72565175
and you never will, as long as I keep switching it up xdd

>>72565208
i use perhaps 3
it used to be 2 but the schizo poster scared me into making a 3rd

dewd if youre reading this please stop spamming every thread with your bbc and cuckposts its getting really old

>>72565150
This is dewd

i want you guys to be happy

>>72565472
You're doing a shit job of it shondo

>>72565472
do a better job then shondo

I don't know if the britbongs have the concept of a homestead, but it seems like Shadow wants that more than an actual "farm".

>>72565472
if you're Shadow, then ditto and I can't wait to move to ingerland and build a homestead with you
if you're not Shadow, you will only be happy once you stop pretending you have a chance with my wife. Leave now and never return.

>>72565472
its not cool to pretend to be my wife because I will take it seriously

sorry

>>72565656
>565656
Not a usual git but gj shondo

i wonder if shondo listens to dancehall in her klub

>chama starts getting pings
>it's all the utter homosexuals talking to the king faggot lurk
shondo eviscerate these niggas

she will enjoy living on a hobby farm with chiggens until the day comes for the piggies to get turned into bacon

>>72566118
hey thats not very nice, im not a home of sexual :(

just a "straight" transgirl, right?

>>72566118
do you have pings on for every message in the channel? that's one way to never miss an alt stream i guess

>>72566227
rak you're the biggest home for posting poe today

uuuuuuuuu I miss her so much bros

jesas everyone in chama right now is a faggot
someone say something so I stop thinking about smashing these homos with a brick

>he played on console
lmao

something

17 year old larping as a 25 year old lol

some of you care way too much about other men

why do you faggots want me to be in my teens so bad

it's shondos fault

>>72566404
syadouWiggly in chama or youre a bigger faggot

>>72566629
all the time, you can blame shondo for every issue on this community because it's simply true

>>72566623
you speak like a teen nigger
it's not us that wants you to be the actual age you are
it's you behaving like one all the time

you will never get me to be a monitored user

if I become a monitored user does that mean she'll start paying attention to me?

>>72566713
>you speak like a teen
>nigger
lmao you have zero self awareness

>>72566769
yes unironically

maybe that means im already monitored... no...

i am so fuking new that i have no clue what you all are talking about. first i thought it was the discord, then i thought it was the chama offline chat, then i thought i missed something on discord and now i'm content to be retarded by myself

>POV: me
>https://vocaroo.com/1idYRNrdJiZP

>no goodnight tweet
pain

shondo you should say goodnight but only to me through a twitter voice message in DMs

>>72566713
okay? cry about it. im not going to act serious or formal when im just talking to people online casually
maybe you're expecting me to use you as an example of a very cool mature adult and obsess over other men 24/7 like you are? :)

Goodnight shoggas. I genuinely hope I don't wake up tomorrow. But if I do, I'll see you for stream

>nina in offline chat at 5am
shondo really is at ninas place and forgot to switch accounts before going on twitch

why did she stop saying goodnight and doing morning voice tweets?

if you're going to lie at least try and make it believable

>>72567203
she hates the rat race so much she doesn't even bother putting out the cheese

no :^)

>>72567178
That joke of her swapping models with people was the hint at April fools next week, nina will be her, we need to figure out the rest

okay, I gotta ask, why do you guys keep posting images of this aborted fetus for your op?

>>72567413
that's my son you cunt

>>72567413
thats my meal for later, be nise

>>72567413
He is cute >:( I love him a lot

>>72567413
fuck you thats my son and he is handsome

I hate cats, but actually love Otis. Not sure if my feelings for shonshon transfer over to him or what, but he's cute and has pretty eyes.

>>72567593
you are me
i've hated all cats in my life apart from 2

>>72567413
be nise to my son

>>72567626
marley and otis?

>>72567659
i thought this would be the reply but no actually
otis sure but i've only been here for this thread so I didn't really know marley
the other was a different cat that would constantly claw at my door when I lived with some stupid whore

>>72567659
Marely...the post marley stream broke my heart...i remember listening to it live and trying not to cry as the person i loved the most was so heartbroken

being mean to otis is crossing a line leave him the fuck alone. this is the last pleasantry you will get

Glad to know that even antis seem to post up against the otis haters

the amount of animal necks i've snapped but I wouldn't want any harm to come to otis
it's a weird feeling

>>72568059
im not an anti

>>72568126
you're so tough and cool anon i wish i could be like you

>>72568271
alright
anything else or are you just going to be weird to people with different upbringings to yours

Some people can't imagine killing animals in anything but a sick way
Shondo zatsu brainwashed

>>72555400
>>72542958
>erm actually she’s a bitch
That's Shondo's default setting, she can't be nise or empathetic in a genuine way. Everything's a silly backhanded compliment with her.
>and she hates you
I think she's indifferent and that's far worse than hatred, if she hated you she'd at least feel something for the bottom 99% of you.
>and you’re a cuck
Maybe you wouldn't be if you stopped posting about the penile of other races.
>and also it’s femdom
Factually true, it's lame femdom. You're all castrated dogs in her house, she outright says it in the voice pack.

>>72568454
i wont read your post until you remove the names from this gif

>>72568508
I miss those two.

>>72568454
debiru shonshon is not to be used for these purposes

speaking of the voice pack, was there anywhere else that was really praising it, besides /here/? I can imagine twatter/seX said something about it, but I don't go there. Be silly for her to be that obvious.

>>72568454
>You're all castrated dogs in her house, she outright says it in the voice pack.
you picked this up from me just like I thought you would

>>72568443
you dont snap aminals necks if you butcher them

>>72568579
unironically the only one I liked was the real king D
he seriously won big and continues to win

>>72568613
I am you but taller.

>>72568604
there were a bunch of posts praising it on twitter yes

>>72568649
i just did what I was told to do anon

>>72568722
everyone here is also on twitter

>There is love to be made
So just stay here for this while
shondo loves this song

>>72568687
Fleece's autism was endearing, sometimes he'd voice common /here/ brainworms which was a bonus.

>>72568916
that's a common theme among the banned or the shunned
sometimes not even those, just the liked

>>72568974
Being associated with /here/ is always a curse or a blessing, you won't go unnoticed.

i dont know if shondo knew something I didn't, but fleece being dropped made me question a lot

>>72569181
to be perfectly honestly
i feel bad for the guy when I see his name in past vods
he's been here for such a long time and to see what become of him and shondos attitude of him was horrific
ff had the right idea to silently divorce when shit looked bad

>>72569181
She knew that he sent at least two emails sperging out, then he subtweeted about her daily and called her a gold digger.

turns out being mentally unstable and annoying is not endearing to women

oh yes because you're so desirable to women anon

ask you're mom lol

>>72569281
>>72569181
>called her a gold digger
This. He said that the only reason she unbanned FF and Somnium was because they're oilers, and implied that he's not getting unbanned because his donos dried up.

i wish people would stop acting like they're above others in this community
i'm not sure what started this behaviour, most probably the literal niggers, i'd like it to cease either way
I have a job, I work out, I talk with my family regularly
you're not better than the average poster
we should be helping eachother instead of throwing shit around like africans

>>72569500
>i'm not sure what started this behaviour
Shondo placing her favourites above the community.

>>72569462
he was a knower

>>72569625
i love this term and people know I love it

>>72569625
That's bullshit, a couple hundred bucks here and there doesn't make you a whale.

>>72569625
Ironic considering that forest_faggot divorced her a month later, sure it was worth it to unban him. Right Shondo?

Tearing off (shondos) tights with my teeth
Like a curse, open my eyes, rise like yeast.

>>72569462
>He said that the only reason she unbanned FF and Somnium was because they're oilers
he was correct as he so often was

licking all the way from the big toe to her cute oinker in one movement, eyes locked with hers the entire time

bring back my literal nigger bigfatnerdynerd

>>72569884
Okay fleece. Now I'm curious which alt is yours.

>>72569963
you already know

quads? Scared

>>72570000
cptcrusher was your alt for a few hours

sometimes i worry if people think im a reincarnator

>>72570093
they most likely do
people think i'm an alt of an alt just because I can do my reps better than most

https://youtu.be/bJ9r8LMU9bQ?feature=shared
rock the shondo

i wanna see the rtx with long hair

>>72570331
i have it but why would I share it

>>72570331
It's one of the first things you'll see in the archive.

>>72570356
be nise

>>72570385
that's different
i'm nise but i WILL gatekeep

/shond/ or all the way in /uoh/? Never really checked /uoh/.

>>72570408
>i WILL gatekeep
I feel like you're baiting me into putting on my Prometheus anon mask again.

keep this [xdd :middle_finger:]

>>72570428
Another site, it's all stuff she posted on her main twitter account.

>>72570298

we should all gatekeep
it's what our wife wants
she wants a smaller audience and you spoonfeeding snackers doesn't help

>>72569884
whatever helps you cope

>>72570531
>it's what our wife wants
Shitty groomer headcanon, she said over and over again that she's against gatekeeping.

>>72570504

coping is half the battle, knowing is the other

>>72570601
knowing is the otter as I like to say

>>72570504
NTA but i found this in a minute just now
pretty easy to find with that hint, should gatekeep harder next time

>>72570644
>should gatekeep harder next time
No.

i hate the weird narrative that you're a groomer if you don't want multiple neoskys in your wifes quiet stream

>>72570752
>in your wifes quiet stream
>quiet stream
2020 was nearly half a decade ago

>>72570836
please don't

>>72570752
>don't want multiple neoskys
betas fear competition

we all died 22 years ago in 2012

>>72570910
i've never even seen him in chat and don't think shondo has either
but that's my point, it's just noise pollution

>>72570752
youre also a groomer if you dislike people. its just part of the actual groomers strategy of diluting the term

>>72570967
You will never be as relevant as neosky.

>>72570970
wow
hear that dewd? sign me up

>>72571021
lets drop the jokes for a second
the only people that talk about him is us
i've never ever seen anyone speak about him besides people here talking about his stats

>TheTuffTurtle
jfc is that his main INSANECAT

mmmmmmmmmm
i want to brush all of that hair when she's feeling sad or tired or stressed. love her so much. imagine the overwhelming coconut smell. i want to kiss that cute head. i want to have a big happy family with her...and I WILL!

>>72571120
why do you think she wants to make the shommune in SEA

why wont he add me on twitter
i wont to play steam games with him

>>72571204
because that's where my sidehoe is

>>72571197
i made this post without realising

>>72571197
i posted this with my feet

Starting to realize we shouldn't be expecting a girl who never got past middle school and experienced 98% of the world through a computer screen to be smart or know things. I feel bad for making fun about it. But know I like to think about how I'll teach her the basic stuff so she can homeschool our many children.

>>72571756
been here all thread?

the most that'll happen between me and shondo is that she'll read my posts in her stream
she might laugh sometimes
she might not even read them out but instead smile and say something vaguely responding to what I just typed out
i'll die without her but hopefully not alone
what does it really matter either way anyway

>>72571781
what gave it away?

>>72571785
>what does it really matter either way anyway
cope

>>72571842
yeah, i'm trying to
without cope i'll just kill myself 20 years before my use by date

>>72571785
im not you and thats a good thing

it is
congrats anon

>>72571785
It's good to have this attitude. Not for me, but the rest of (you).
God has ordained that FallenShadow is my soulmate and I will spend every ounce of the rest of my life becoming the best husband for her and growing closer to her, until we make our vows at the altar and spend the rest of our life in pure bliss, with only a little ryona here and there (as a treat).

>>72571902
a better life cope would be to be honest with yourself, realize that parasocial relationships are at best a bandaid and go get some bitches on your dick

the only reason that i'm like this is because i have a 1/2 view side hoe that spoils me beyond belief

>>72572073
that bitch on my dick? shondo

https://youtu.be/HyB6aN__y5w?feature=shared
i wonder what shondo would think if I wrote a song for her like this

>>72571992
i made this post

>>72572191
you're not being honest with yourself, you admitted that you're satisfied with her not even reading your comments outload but you're obviously afraid of dying alone

>>72572274
im not the other guy

>>72571785

>>72572274
he isn't me anon
and i'm certainly not afraid of it

>>72572326
can't tell if those are her hands or bare shoulders.
either way, luv me whore-wife, simple as.

>>72572331
>and i'm certainly not afraid of it
future you will commit suicide once he realizes that he wasted his time on a parasocial relationship with an egirl instead of building an irl family, I'm not saying to not watch Shondo just treat her as an entertainer

>>72572549
I wonder if you think you're telling me something new, something i've never thought of myself
i'll kill myself within the next 10 years
I don't understand your point anon
i knew this was all temporary, i'm not delusional
seems to me like you're trying to feel some sorta power over someone or something i'm honestly not quite sure

>>72572511
thats a monkey

:syadouClueless:

be positive for 5 months and no one cares
say you're sad once and all of a sudden everyone jumps on you, tells you to kill yourself, tells you everything is temporary, tells you you're wasting your time and tries to act like they're better for the limited time you're around
weird to be honest

imagine killing yourself because you never got to touch a roastie

yeah that's the reason
totally anon

just gonna marry my wife irl simple as

>>72572736
>I wonder if you think you're telling me something new, something i've never thought of myself
Well, you seem clueless. You act as if your actions don't have consequences just like a woman's.
>i'll kill myself within the next 10 years
What if I told you that you don't have to kill yourself within the next 10 years? That you could improve massively, get an actual fleshwife and become a happy father? You don't have to be a genetic dead end, a loser.

>>72573003
I made this post, btw (by the way).

>>72573003
yes i will :)

>>72573003
you're not being honest with yourself, she will never talk to you irl and you're not gonna kidnap her

>>72573046
>You act as if your actions don't have consequences
tell me what consequences my actions have on anything other than my own life
>you could improve massively
we'll see, like I said, 10 years

>>72572939
jealousy + bravado + anonymity brings out the worst in people. i understand what you're trying to say but its a fruitless endeavor here.

>>72572939
We truly live in society...stay strong, shondo

>>72573323
i've always been of the mindset that anonymity brings out the best in people, guess i was just ignorant

>>72573423
good one that made me laugh

I'm poppin' my sleep pills. If she decides to movie stream, I'm going to forcibly french kiss her while playing with her non-existent tits as punishment.

i just want her to record herself showing her flesh chest bowl filled with milk

i just want her to love me for who i am

>>72573663
lol irl

i just want her

shondo says NE TOUCHE PAS MOI

just gonna touch her anyway

devious

cant decide which part of her is the most touchable, theyre all good

>>72573663
That's male love. Women love you for two things, how you make them feel and what you can do for them. If you make them feel safe and have lots of money you're automatically a good man.

i'm thinking of creating my own forest family by walking the same path as her father
i know plenty of shadowmamas
just doing my part for future generations

>>72574168
sounds good

>shondo trying to give you a titjob but is just rubbing your penis in her chest dip
She’s such a sweet wife for trying, and I really appreciate her <3

>>72574168
>i know plenty of shadowmamas
Don't. She's a galactic whore, although gaining access to a single mom's kids might be worth putting a ring on her.

>>72574336
might be the grossest post ive read here

brah

>>72574336
>Don't. She's a galactic whore
i know, they're all my mothers friends, most of which live in mental homes

>>72574392
I was being factual, oyakodon is literally the only reason I'd marry a single mom.

>>72574450
you just know

>>72574450
Dewd...

I realized why i hate this place most of the time, its because its /r9k/ lite instead of a vtuber thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hK8u_RBumJI
every thread reminds me of the fact that her father truly won

>>72574581
To be fair Shondo talks about /r9k/ stuff all the time and uses incel lingo.

>>72574746
most gfe tubers post sex audios on r9k before becoming actual tubers
it's almost a rite of passage at this point

>>72574809
I had Shondo's sex audio before my HDD died. Can someone post it? It's the one where she says "I'm your loli slut".

i still have lilys sex audio and my current sidehoe (don't ask, she's reformed)

>>72574895
lost to time i'm afraid
all links are 404

>>72575035
No, I posted it in early 2023 in /shon/

>>72575068
i might have it somewhere if that's the case

shondo...
the goodnight i love you tweet...

>>72575118
eww stop being so parasocial, Shondo evolved past cringy shit like that

>>72575140
you joke but the person people hold as the top tier shogger actually thinks like that

home of sexuals

inviting shondo to the Buena Vista Social Club

>>72575140
she has no problem being sweet like that during streams

dewd the wife chokers i've got have been passed down from generation to generation , what more do I need to do to get an invite
they're over 80 years old

>>72575187
I joke but I also believe my shitposts to some extent, I think she's moving away from any displays of affection/care on social media but we'll still get small nods to the husband thing during streams. It's fine if you don't take your commitment to her seriously or if you're too new to remember the DM days.

>>72575398
That is because its her job to be sweet during streams. If you want to have lovey dovey experiences, visit the Rabbit.

>>72575398
>she has no problem being sweet like that during streams
When you're literally paying her, no one's paying her to tweet so she doesn't. Get it now?

>>72575443
>I think she's moving away from any displays of affection/care on social media but we'll still get small nods to the husband thing during streams
oh i've been saying this for 4 months now
good to see at least one person sees it as well

feelings do dry up and they certainly don't last forever when they're left unchecked
i'm not surprised she's ran out of love honestly

>>72575568
I doubt it was ever there honestly, she was just friendless and coped with her chat.

lame attempt

thing is i just love her thats all

I don't understand /shon/
It's the only place where I can talk freely about the direction Shondo's heading and shoggers think I'm baiting.
It is what it is.

i mean to say this in a completely non anti way but the main focus for her currently is money and sustainability
>>72575602
>I doubt it was ever there honestly
this I don't believe and is the only reason I stick around
she was once dependant on us, she did once get everything she wanted from us
she did once upon a time not be able to function without us
she's not outgrown us but that feeling of dependency is completely numb to her now
the stream to her and just like any other streamer, absolutely zero emotional connection
i don't hold out any hope for a return to form but my mind still loves her, at least asmr youtube wife shondo

i've been smoking darts all night forgive the grammatical errors

i find it ironic that people think that she should go back in time because she is becoming less dependent on them when past shondo was in many ways much more capable and normal than present shondo. she evolves and devolves in different ways at the same time

>>72575821
>absolutely zero emotional connection
She made it clear that she doesn't want to trauma dump and she's all about muh vibe muh vibe uuuuu comfy vibe. To me that's not really Shondo, she's desperately trying to become a pseudo Hololive streamer.

strange how no one has been keeping record of her donos and trends relative to income with how obsessed you are about the gold digging

>>72576003
What's there to keep track off? She buys expensive unnecessary shit all the time and wants 50 pairs of shoes. She's a woman.

>>72576091
How much she earns each month and how that results in changes to her streams and behavior. I bet you couldn't even say whether its trending up or down.

>>72575952
i'm been going through the exact same situation with my sidehoe for the past 6 months
she works in cycles the same as shondo "wah i'm so ill, i should stop doing this style of content" "ok i miss everyone so much i'm going to have a mental break and cry on stream to get everyone back" repeat 4 times till "we're so back"
in our shondo world the "we're so back" period was obviously february and now we're in the "it's so over" period

considering how gay you all are im surprised you dont keep track of peoples donations to interactions ratio

>>72576235
new pastebin anon logs all the money she gets per stream for me
it's why she ended so early the other day, she only got £10 in donations

>>72576159
She makes roughly 100k after taxation, it doesn't matter until she reaches the next tier. 200k a year.

i love shondo and will continue to do so as she inclines and evolves to new vistas, and i will evolve alongside her and be there for her when she stumbles because thats just what a good husband should do. if you dont like where things are going, just leave

>>72575513
>no one's paying her to tweet so she doesn't
I take it you didn't find the new rrk

>>72576836
>and i will evolve alongside her
I evolved so much I divorced her.
>if you dont like where things are going, just leave
No, she's a fine side hoe but not worthy of being wife.

arg

if twitchmetrics thinks she only makes 4000 a month from subs then how can she be that rich
also how can she afford to waste so much money

>>72576930
2k on rent
1.5k on food
0.5k on utility

>>72576921
>I evolved so much I divorced her
we know zeph

banging sound post p

>>72576990
0 in savings which begs the second question

I love my gold digger of a wife

>>72577058
it does, i don't have the answer to that because i'm neither a woman nor shondo

>>72576864

she doesnt need savings because i will take care of her finances in the future

>>72576990
>>72577058
She doesn't pay rent, that house was owned by FE and passed down to Shadowmama. She doesn't have a landlord, it's a way of milking pity donos out of you.

>>72577107
i can't tell this time
is she winking at the camera or not

>>72576990
Youtube money? VODs channel money?

shonnegans wake

>>72577213
all being to paid to top favourites
ask orange his cut

>>72577143
if you cant trust her on the thing she says over and over again plainly then you cant trust her about anything and shes worthless.

>>72577254
>ask orange his cut
He does it for DMing and texting privileges. Fucker has Shondo's number.

i'm deaf after an entire night of klubbing

klubbing shondo's good ear until she hears better out of her bad ear

post your stats seeing as this thread is about to end

yes half the posts are me

>>72577441
48

I can't bring myself to say that I love her anymore because that would be a lie.

>>72577441
Only neosky has this level of training

>shondo keeps liking nina's tweets
>follow nina cuz why not
>see her tweets in my feed for a few days but don't like any of them
>a week later I'm not following nina naymore
Is it a glitch or is nina known for removing followers?

i cant bring myself to say i hate her because that would be a lie

>>72578418
I'm that anon and I feel the same honestly.

>>72578255
Idk but Nina has interacted with me more this year than Shondo and I barely watch her streams. Please do better, Shondo.

>>72578478
>Please do better, Shondo.
Why should she? Shondo's not getting paid to fake affection outside of her streams, besides you fags would whine about favoritism.

>>72578528
Not much of a marriage when my wifes friends speak to me more than she does.

>>72578592
Your marriage is during her streaming hours, think of it like going to sleep in another bed in another cabin. It's lore accurate by the way, you don't share a room with your wife.

>>72578528
I just don't believe she's like that anon sorry

Oli’s been pulling in more viewers than Shondo recently, and maintaining a significantly slower chat. I get “reads” from being Oli literally every time I watch her streams. And Nina interacts w me more on Twitter than Shondo does. It’s a bit weird desu

>>72578887
Believe what you want, just know that a 2022 husband wouldn't have believed that Shondo would ever call what she's doing a job and try to appeal to snacker redditors.

>>72578935
How long until Oli's too big to spend time with loser Barbies and Nina's joining a corpo?

Tuffnarr got unbanned. Smile

>>72578935
Shondos community is filled with jealousy and attention seekers making it imposible for her to keep up. She gets 100 replies to each tweet that say nothing, 10x as much spam in chat just to get read, people don't want her to do anything in discord that they could miss, spam her DMs while getting mad others get DM access too, don't want her to talk with any fan if they're not also present.

Oli doesn't have that and because of that has a slow chat without spam where she resonds to almost everything, she can have conversations in discord, she randomly streams and watches shows in discord all the time even without notice, she hangs out in voice chat with chatters and DMs with them. She has some chatters she knows very well and asks how they day at work was or why they're in chat shouldn't they be at their parents right now or whatever and others don't throw a fit about how those chatters are getting too much attention.

The difference between shondo and oli is what you get from a unhealthy VS healthy community

>>72579346
>people don't want her to do anything in discord that they could miss
Is this such a hard thing to do?
"@everyone I'm chatting for half an hour, come talk to me XD"

>>72579395
>@everyone
last time she did that she had to nuke the general chat

>>72579432
She didn't have to do it, she did it because she's a coward.

>>72579451
This. She always acts like she has no choice but to take the extreme. Game doesn't work? Stream over, she can't possibly play another game because of the schedule. Funny how when Shondo's late the schedule doesn't matter.

>>72561683
I have a mostly circumcised penis, what does it mean for me

>>72579346
Olis chat doesn't think Oli is their actual wife because Oli didn't give them that idea. Shondo inadvertently created a competition with her as the trophy wife, and where anything but traditional ideas of marriage are frowned upon. Everyone is in a fervor to win shondo's affection because she gave them hope of something real. Men see it as a courtship. That's why shondo's community has reached this point.

>>72579629
All of this could be solved if Shondo gave us some JOI.