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FROGIARA LOVE
hey man
>sam feeling threatened by smeado
>>72551877>>72551878now kiss
uhh bros this hobbit collab is kind of awkward...
SHIORI CUTE
>>72551877>>72551878S-sugoi
https://poal.me/m6hbob
>>72551878>>72551877One braincell
wawa
SHARE THE LOAD
>>72551877>>72551878Behindthescenesmind...
>>72551967cuuuuuuuuuuuuute
>>72551743>distantly part elf>part super special race of man>heir to gondor>raised in rivendellaragorn is a nepo baby
don't yell at sam
SMEAGOL IS A MENHERA WHOREGRADUATE HIM BEFORE HE YABS
Is Shiori new to LOTR?
thoughts?
>>72551923LOVE & LUST
So did we decide on the Frodo / Sam ship name?
Lapsama my friend
Smeagol is a schizo...
>they don't know the andy serkis lore
Bae cute!
>Me me me me me meFrodo kinda sounds like Kiara.
SHAKESPEAREAN KINO
Gollum is the worst character and deserved to get the worst video game
>>72551967cuuuuuuuuuuute
>>72551956Sammates once again proving to be the most toxic fanbase.
>>72551981He's the OG Jon Snow
>>72551949frodo called sam a fucking bitch, they hate each other!
>>72551967cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
>he's so cuteI will never understand women
>He is co cuteFauna please...You're gonna give Saplings ideas
>>72551996yes
My Ina!
>>72551996Yes
>the schizo having conversations with himself again
>>72551996She's never seen it before. Others have various time frames since they last saw it.
>>72551942>>72551955>>72551964>>72551972It's the Irystocrat fucking up his phoneposting again.
Fuck Serkis is so good dude
Its ok for Shiori not knowing Andy Serkis was in the suit, but how the fuck do the other 3 not know?
SCHIZO MOMENT
>smeagol is a schizophrenic meheraand water is wet
>Smeagol schizoposting againJust graduate already
he's literally me when my oshi doesn't stream for a while
>>72551967cuuuuute
Smeagol and Gollum is just like IRyS and Cheeb
Will Fubert ever defeat Leggy Anya?
Why is smeagol such a schizo
Smeagol = /hlg/Gollum = EN
THEY HATES EACH OTHER
>>72552057He is.
THEY HATE EACH OTHER
GO SMEAGOL GO
>>72551967かわいい
>>72552027bringing your obsession into this watchalong is pathetic. you're like gollum.
>smeagol
>SMEAGOL WAS BANNED FOR REPLYING TO HIMSELF 30 TIMES
sam and gollum should kiss
>>72552084Well only Biboo even knew about the broken toe so their knowledge beyond the actual on screen product seems limited
>>72552078Crazy that he did all the mocap too
VOICE IS GONE!
they really took a chance on this voice, and created something iconic
I don't think Sam and Frodo calling a menhera like Gollum for a collab was a good idea. It's just a timebomb for a big yab happening
>>72552106Which one is which?
Gollum is just Smeagol doing a voice
>>72551431He very much is, and he bought the horse he used on set for himself. Also bought the horse a stuntwoman used for her too.
SMEAGOL CUTE SMEAGOL CUTE SMEAGOL CUTE SMEAGOL CUTE SMEAGOL CUTE SMEAGOL CUTE SMEAGOL CUTE SMEAGOL CUTE SMEAGOL CUTE SMEAGOL CUTE SMEAGOL CUTE SMEAGOL CUTE SMEAGOL CUTE SMEAGOL CUTE SMEAGOL CUTE SMEAGOL CUTE SMEAGOL CUTE SMEAGOL CUTE SMEAGOL CUTE SMEAGOL CUTE SMEAGOL CUTE SMEAGOL CUTE SMEAGOL CUTE SMEAGOL CUTE SMEAGOL CUTE SMEAGOL CUTE SMEAGOL CUTE SMEAGOL CUTE SMEAGOL CUTE SMEAGOL CUTE SMEAGOL CUTE
Gollum and Smeagol = Baeschizo and Kiaraschizo
>>72552139KEK
Women will see a literal bald malformed crackhead eating raw fish in a river and go "Omg he's so cute I can fix him". Meanwhile I piss ONCE in front of a McDonalds and they treaten to call the police. Wtf is wrong with women?!?
>>72552062Why do you blame me for everything Sappo, I thought we were friends.
Dinner-peko
I don't like that I can't blame people for kind of disliking movie Frodo. He's missing all his best moments from the books, like when he resists the Nazgul on Weathertop and at the river or when he shows his new wisdom to Faramir or Saruman. I hate the movie scene where Frodo gets duped by Gollum's bread trick...it kind of works in the movie if you just focus on how bad the Ring's effects are, but it really hurts Frodo as a character.
>>72552091>>72552098KNEEL
>>72552168Gollum is Cheeb of course
Am I the only one who hates this new Smeagol arc? I way preferred when he was Gollun. This kayfabe is kind of annoying and fake
>on a never ending walking journey>still fat as fuck??
STUPID FAT HOBBIT
>gollum/smeagol basically
Elden Ring bros...
KEKI forgot about this scene
SOULFAGS
FAT FUCK
samwise fat
schizokino
TATERSBOIL EM MASH EM STICK EM IN A STEW
>>72552169meds
pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat
>>72552109He was a off the grid hikikomori drug addict serial killer for ~500 years, what do you expect?
SOMEONE POST THAT IMAGE
HE SAID THE LINE
I just realized that Ina's outfit reveal is tomorrow
Kiwawa's mentions - Frogiara Speeeen>Hololive colors added in the in game shop, Phoenix - Kiara, Shark - Gura, Tako - Ina, Penguin - Kaela, Nature - Fauna>Heard about Gaelic celtic language from someone (Rissa)>Korone senpai played the og game and it took her 18 hours>In game moss should be given to Ame>Kiara's crush on a stewardess https://youtu.be/t_ML44T41ME?t=8115>Kiara met a cute stewardess on the plane ride home who turned out to be Austrian and single, Kiara's cope and regret on not getting the girl's number who may have been straight>How the ID girls only hang out at malls in Jakarta>Met a struggling Amebee in person that Kiara wanted to help>The grocery story lady that Kiara had a crush on hasn't been to work lately, Kiara fears the lady quit the job, the new girl who took her place isn't as cute..>Kiara doesn't want multiple persona's like Ame, but the idea of a Crabiara is cute>Lui not senpai telling Kiara about a new Kpop group>Ina already showed Kiara her new outfit while Kiara was at her place, outfit is cute>Fubuki up late streaming at odd times>Ame will not be in the Easter VR collab, anxious because Ame helps a lot bts>EN/ID vr roster https://youtu.be/t_ML44T41ME?t=14704>Kiara, Mori, Kronii, Mumei, Biboo, Fauna, Risu, Ollie, Moona (and Shiori?) for the confirmed Easter collab>Live dm answering Ollie>Retrospective would have been great as a live band performance but Kiara wanted a song that followed her music genre, would be great to do a medley like Chloe did>The surprise of being paired with Chloe at the Fes, the only thing they had in common at the time were matching pajamas, hopes to do more stuff with the sweet Chloe in the future>Saw the clip of Baelz and Mumei reacting to Kiara and Chloe's performance, confused on what Baelz meant by swearing at her like Friends>The choreographer for Chimera came free thanks to Cover, it was an easier dance to learn than the others, Kiara made her own choreo before but wanted this one to be more intricate>Kiara requested for Chimera and Wildcard to have a more complex choreo, saw Baelz saying she also wants to learn the choreo>Kiara made sure the Redbull that she shared with Baelz and Gura were poured in different cups>Live dm'ing Gosegu to plan out their collab, Gosegu's cute reactions, Kiara wants to teach her Chimera and maybe they can help Kiara's wobbly 3D legs>Kiara has plans to do a dance short to Suisei and Miko's songs, Kiara already got their permission>The complimentary voices of Chloe and Kiara together, love Chloe's deeper singing voice>Kiara wants a snake Holo so she can form a Basilisk unit, wondering if Kronii classifies as a snake
BOIL EM MASH EM STICK EM IN A STEW
>>72552091>>72552098This place really has one brain cell
MY SIDES
>>72552106Gollum...
Sam x Sméagol is the real OTP
I'd give it to all these girls raw
>potatoes lmaoSam has never been funny. Unsubbed long ago
How come Sam talk about potatoes and Mumei can't
>>72552062not now schizochama
>>72552267love wawa
>>72552258She will be cooking (metaphorically)
soulsfags...
>>72552163Honestly this was pretty much what I imagined his voice to be like when I read the Hobbit as a kid, especially with the use of stuff like "hobbitses"The way he does the "gollum gollum" is literally perfect to the book though, that's the one that is unchangeable
>>72552267Thanks anon! Appreciate it
>boil em>mash em>stick em in a stewGuys my stew came out kinda gross following along with Smeagol's cooking stream
would you give it raw and wriggling to smeagol, anons?
ENTERTHIRDIES
>>72552267good stream
>>72552274Fuck FemhoomanRape InvestigatrixMarry KFP Waitress
>>72552255fucking hell
these guys look like larpers
Bros Smeagol has been a lot more happier on stream lately, rrats?
>>72552267wrong thread
god sam really was being such a bitch, just give gollum his piece of raw food to do with as he wantsreally a testament to frodo's patience that he didnt allow sam to send him away
is mordor the middle east?
>>72552267cunnyiara....
KIARA DON'T LOOK
I HATE 3 PERSON COLLABSI HATE 3 PERSON COLLABSI HATE 3 PERSON COLLABS
>>72552267thanks anon
She did it!
PRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖH :-DDDDDD
ENTERFAUNA'S AOE STRAT
>>72552294
Fauna is controlling those elephants
>Trunk is a boot>Cookies are biscuits>Elephants are ollyphantswhy are brits like this
OLIPHAUNT
>>72552334youre supposed to pick 1 method, not do all 3
>>72552267I almost missed this post because it tripped my Gura filter
>>72552258>>72552319will she be watching?
oh shit a fremen attack
>>72552267cute
>>72552381mordor is turkey
>>72552381israel
The rangers were so fucking op in Battle for middle earth
>>72552404
>>72552404YOU NEED TO BE STOPPED!!
>>72552267>Penguin - Kaela
>>72552112Smeagol = /hlgg/Gollum = /hlgg/
That's cutehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQImQbtgszE
Who is raiding them?
>>72552374you don't belong here
RANDOM HARADRIM LOVE
>>72552387>>72552399>>72552429kekaroo
HARADRIM LOVE
FARAMIR DEBUT!This is my new oshi
>>72552168>cheebs would eat anything>IRyS would be picky about her taters
God this moment is kino, the WW1 experience shining through
>>72552404paizuri from cheebs
Friendship ended with ElefaunaOliphauna is my new best friend
SEAbros...
Porn brown person
>>72552478Who the fuck says this shit, go back
omg Faramir stfu no one cares
I need to play pic related again…
wtf bros I thought Tolkien was racist and it was a black and white good and evil story, why are they humanizing the haradrim??
>>72552529sir this isn't google
>>72552426Why are you like this
>>72552529Ahhh autocorrectI meant "poor"
Fuck off Eowyn get away from my oshi, Gimli's pure
>a whole villagedoes shiori think new zealanders live in the stone age?
Yeah the extended editions are fun but this movie is definitely better in theatrical cut, I'm thinkin'
>>72552529>Porn
>>72552195>>72552313Oops, I thought they were the same posts. Like it happened yesterday.>>72455166 >>72455167>>72455456 >>72455457>>72455559
>>72552267fun wawa today
until rings of power gave us sassy black dwarf
>Mumei chose not to be part of this watchalong despite talking about wanting to watch LOTR once Fauna joined it>Fauna ghosted Mumei's Wolf Quest collab organizing>Mumei overlapping the LOTR collab with a watchalong of her ownTwilight watchalong crew, what happened? Was it the board game that Mumei lost? Is FauMei dead again?
>>72552381
>>72552267Thank you lad
>dwarf>she
>dwarf women
>>72552560they don't?
>>72552547No no he doesn't hate allegory at all everything in his writing is just thinly veiled allegories!!
gimil is for elves
Grey as a mouse,Big as a house,Nose like a snake,I make the earth shake,As I tramp through the grass;Trees crack as I pass.With horns in my mouthI walk in the South,Flapping big ears.Beyond count of yearsI stump round and round,Never lie on the ground,Not even to die.Oliphaunt am I,Biggest of all,Huge, old, and tall.If ever you'd meet meYou wouldn't forget me.If you never do,You won't think I'm true;But old Oliphaunt am I,And I never lie.
My Gimli... ah ah ah ah ah ah
>>72552381Isn't it Hitler Germany?
>>72552580something something radioshack
>>72552598Delete this
gimli is so funny bros he's my favorite
crusader kings mention
>>72552562Did they get rid of the theatrical cut? Why can't I find it on the free websites?
>>72552393?
>Crusader Kings referencedamn, nice Fauna
>>72552598OH LAWDTHE RANGZ OF POWA
>>72552580mumei is already watching holofes with bae today
>crusader kings referenceFauna...
>Eowyn has anime milf bad cooking
>>72552598OH LAWDY DEM RANGS
>Twilight watchalong>They’re talking constantly>LOTR watchalong>they’re just watching the movieWhy?
>>72552632did kiara realize he is in indy jones?
>>72552547that scene is not in the books
Eowyn is NOT a tradwife
>>72552580???But Shiori is organizing the Wolf quest and she is mentioned she was waiting on Fauna to confirm
>>72552645Either Smeagol or Sam is always third wheeling.
>>72552381No, the closest comparison point would be Germany. Tolkien's time in the great war could be an influence in that
>>72552579Wait a minute...this is just Europe!
Why is Aragon so rude :(
>>72552656one is KINO and the other is Twilight
>>72552656literally nothing happens in twilight
>>72552529
>>72552562Imagine thinking less of a good movie is a good thingThere's barely enough time to show everything even in the extended edition
maybe if eowyn could cook things would go differently
I FUCKIN' LOVE HAGS
Time to eat up, anon!
Aragorn is a hag...
>>72552669tardwife > tradwife
>>72552598we wuz dwarfs and shiet
WTF, REAL AGE REVEAL?
>>72552656Lot's demands full attention
>>72552656LotR is good.
THE ONES
Oh, Rissa actually didn't know she was spoiling shit, kek
the age of 87 is in demand
>>72552319Very nice but what if.
are the subtitles in the cytube delayed for anyone else?
Aragorn watching streams...
>>72552734HAACHAMACHAMA
>>72552656Twilight was a comedy to make of funLoTR is an enjoyable movie and is nice they are letting Shiori enjoy it
>>72552667It effectively was though. Tolkien wrote the same sentiment.>It was Sam's first view of a battle of Men against Men, and he did not like it much. He was glad that he could not see the dead face. He wondered what the man's name was and where he came from; and if he was really evil of heart, or what lies or threats had led him on the long march from his home; and if he would not really rather have stayed there in peace-all in a flash of thought which was quickly driven from his mind.
>>72552580Shiori is organizing a wolf quest collab and Munro is in it
>>72552693It definitely influenced his depiction of war, but Satan-like Dark Lords were on Tolkien's mind before WWI.
>>72552656This is what happens when you watch an actual good movie
>>72552734IRyS 100% has bad cooking but I would eat it just to see her smile and clap her little hands. I'd scrape the plate under the table for Cheeb to eat
Dear bookfags, is Arwen ANY BETTER at cooking?
>>72552580schizochama...
>>72552656I didn't watch Twilight but I refuse to believe they talked even more than this
Damn, that looks comfy
Aragorn is doing a homocollab...
>Aragorn dreams about his oshiHe's just like me frfr
>only arwen
>>72552736True!
Give me that Elfussy
>>72552580WrongWrongRightBoth were already planned. It's not Fauna's watchalong retard
This scene is genuinely so calming man
>>72552848arwen isn't even in the books, they added her scenes to the movies because there's literally no women characters
Eowyn is threatening the established ship, I'm unsubscribing
Why must I be nearly blind and can hardly read these subs
>>72552857Me and Nerissa
ARAGORN'S A FUCKING WHORE
>>72552825>Munrokek
I wish I had a 1000 year old girlfriend
Sex with elves.
Am I gonna get banned for posting this?
>falling in love with a non-ElfThis elf is clearly some fucked up degenerate.
FAUNA PLEASE
>>72552782Holy sexo
>>72552902Who needs women
>>72552841Cheebs would be too busy having sex with me
Aragorn and Arwen are whores who had sex with each other before marriage
Rissa actually kind of looks like Arwen
Nerissa loves cock so much, she's crazy about cock
>>72552942imagine the bodycount
>>72552902She is in the books, but a lot of her scenes are in Appendix A because Tolkien invented her late into the writing process and didn't want to lose the focus on the Hobbits.
>Rings of Power mention
I'm glad Kiara isn't in this watchalong so I don't have to listen to my oshi being straight
Don't listen to that krutting Elgi Arazumgi!!
>>72552902Given that Master and Commander has been criticized for 20 years for having zero women in it I get it
>>72552902and it should stay that way
RAAAAAANGZ
>>72552942t. Himmel
>>72552954yea mine
>>72552948I thought she was a Yuki onna
>>72552902She's in the books but extremely rarely. There's some proper content in the appendix of ROTK.
>>72552598Reminder that Kiara thinks this is good
>>72552953>moiré patternThis movie aged so badly
A woman should not be expected to cook just to have a partner.
>>72552953ADVERTISER-SAN GET DOWN
>>72553028bruh
>>72552319that looks really good
What is the significance of elves fucking off across the sea
I can understand Aragorn being good and faithful, but Eowyn is absolutely the far superior girl. Faramir gets the best ending.
>>72553046The good ones do though
>>72553046post pits
Aragorn could not cross the sea, Nerissa. What the fuck are you thinking?
>>72553068it's heaven
Is the Undying Lands like, America?
>>72553020Of course. She’s a dumb European who didn’t read the books
https://www.youtube.com/live/Ke59CC3gBA0?si=V71JB3HVV-dCPQhJ&t=11181
>>72553020I think she said "it was ok"which is still an awful take
>>72552516what was this dudes name
Elrondchama...>*hits pipe*
How long is the last 20 minutes of Return of the King in the extended cut
>>72552427
>>72553014She is a receptacle for my sperm.
>>72553068Elves are graduating from Middle Earth and sailing to America
>>72552995what does Kiara have to do you with your oshi's sexuality? Rent free much?
Why does the Wawa seek pussy
>>72553046Cook me good food and I'll make you my wife and thats all I'll need to be happy. A little sex here and there too though
>>72553046I get it, especially since I could probably cook better than any woman could
>>72553046Men should be allowed to be stay at home husbands
>>72553085>Cant even make a stewShe is a flop
>>72553068Magic leaving middle earth, the emergence of the age of Man.
>>72553119KEK
>>72553108Yeah they fuck the natives and create chocolate half elf women
>>72553108No, it's like the French Riveria
>>72553068all the magic has to fuck off and leave the world in the hands of Men because LoTR was written to be english mythology
>>72553068elves are special and get to peace out to some sick-ass magic continent to avoid their problems
>>72553068Going to the Blessed Realm, America
>>72553046cook good food and give amazing head
>>72553046Men and women should both be expected to cook with or without partner. Failure to learn should be punished with death by starvation.
>>72553068Britain giving up its colonies
>>72553139Kiara is my oshi
What's the name of Legolas and Gimli's ship?
>>72553120ROTK has like a whole hour of endings
>She sailed off to a land of undying retirement>So you're saying I have a chance?Shoot your shot, girl.
>>72553120I think there's only one extra scene in the Shire
>>72553166but the dwarves make a resurgence. Gimli repopulates Moria.
>>72553151Only if they build enough passive income to justify not having work
Eowyn doing cooking doesn't really make sense, she's a princess in an Anglosaxon-like society. She may serve food, because that's a position of honour, but she wouldn't make it.
HAMA LOVE
FUWAMOCO ARE RAIDING
>>72553068They came from a way better neighborhood, and they can keep everyone else out of it
>LEGO manShiori kek
>>72552999Not true, there's those Brazilian chicks on the boat when they harbor for repairs. Regardless, it's a movie about a warship in the middle of the ocean, not a fantasy movie. No one criticizes Das Boot for not having any women.
>>72553068Across the sea to the west is where the Undying Lands are. The gods live there and the elves retire there.The elves are allowed to live there because elves have no end of their lifespan. They also have no afterlife so if they die, they're just gone. Men have spirits that continue after they die so they're not allowed in the Undying Lands.
>>72553138pussy is nice
Lego Man my beloved
>>72553163And she's excellent with everything else. One notable flaw makes for a fine gap moe. I can do the cooking on my own just fine.
>>72553046Then what are they good for?
>>72553120Probably about 20 minutes
>>72553151shut up hachiman
>>72552995You should know Kiara has done many watchalongs, she has her waifu and just sees Sam Frodo as a bromance
>>72553230dwarves are just half-men
I'm still baffled as to why they made the wargs weird hyena things and not like giant wolves like they're obviously supposed to be
>>72553204We have money for that now
I'm back after being a fat fuck and eating two burritos. Did Fubuki get past the two Legianas or is she still suffering?
>>72553279>Eowynfags actually believe this lmao
>>72553308Wolves are too expensive cool
>>72553068Europe has fallen, the smart ones flee to America.
EOWYN FUCKS FARAMIR
GO LEGOLAS GO
Eowyn is like Haachama. But that means Miko is Aragorn...
ITSOVERhttps://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1773877837868782015https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1773877837868782015https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1773877837868782015
>>72553269But they let hobbits in there why
>>72553341Suffering is over
>>72553308hyenas are cooler
Good evening gentlemen I love Moom
>>72553046Knowing how to cook is an attractive trait for both sexes.
wheres moom
Elves (and half elves) make great wives
Horses make me happy.
Why didn't they invite Towa to the Two Towers watchalong?
FUCKING ELF SHOWING OFF
love when that horn hits
>>72553275Big if true
>>72553108It's basically heaven. At this point the Valar have separated Valinor (the undying lands) from the rest of Arda. The Americas are the Sunlands, or whatever they're called, and are presumed to be a scorched, uninhabited wasteland since they're where the sun rises and sets.
The Saruman theme goes so hard
he's so cool...
Is Legolas the coolest LOTR character?
>>72553308These look a lot cooler than the generic cartoon wolves from The Hobbit.
>>72553400Towa is busy watching over Mordor
what happens if yuou try to watch LotR and HoloFes at the same time?
>>72553382Only 2 hobbits. Plus one in the future, possibly.
Gimlifags, is this really your oshi? He just gets carried by Legolas
We can all tune into Noel nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z27wPlgEVU4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z27wPlgEVU4
>>72553447Eowyn mogs your oshi
Lord of the rings are for NERDS. True men watch anime girls dancing on a big stage
>>72553046>"a way to a man's heart is through his stomach"is a thing for a reason anon
Reminder Flare resents being depicted as an archer.
These have always been my favorite wargs, they look like prehistoric monsters.
>>72553315A pity.
https://youtu.be/CncRfdSmQsE
>gimli jobbingMANY SUCH CASES
Bros is Aragorn going to be ok? Is he going on hiatus??
MUBAE ON THE TELLY
>>72553468post another cute noel and i'll think about it
>>72553460>Legofags and Gimligays fighting for crumbs againIt's good to be an Aragonchad
ARAGORN LOVE
>>72553315Money to learn how to cook?
this fight scene is boringcan they get back to walking please
I am the moom who watches.
>>72553529APOLOGIZE
>>72553529Gimlitomos have no answer for this
IT'S ARAGOVER
RAT AND OWL ON THE TELLY
CAN GIMLI BE SERIOUS FOR ONE FUCKING STREAM
PISS BREAK
How long's the break?
What the hell is wrong with Biboo's body?
OWLFUCKER AND RATFUCKER ARE ONLINE
>>72553513How is Korone in the kitchen?
>>72553454Okay but like. They're gonna die and put spirits in the no spirits allowed zone still. Isn't that bad?
>>72553537
>>72553565I am the moom who watches the moom who watches.
i cant believe they killed off aragorn so unceremoniously...
>>72553382Earned the save the world perk
PEE BREAK
>>725536035 mins was last time
>>72553046Cooking is such a fundamental thing that it's an attractive quality no matter who you are. If a girl can't cook, literally what other purpose does she have outside of her vagina? You're not like a fucking puppy, we're not gonna go "Awwww" and let you exist, no you selfish fat slob, be useful.
RATE THE BATTLE
>>72553289Sensei should have won
ALL FOUR OF THEM ARE PISSING INTO MY MOUTH
>>72553648Shut up and die
Roll out
Wait, we're autobots?
>>72553631They're all ring bearers, it's different.
>>72553631the magic fucks with it, they probably are something like maiar now.
>>72553565I am the moom who eats Swedish candy
I'm going to use these 5 minutes to jerk off to the shiori pictures on screen
Pee break
FAUNA PISSING IN MY MOUTH BREAK
>>72553627I don't remember to be honest, She made boiled cabbage at 4AM at one point I think.
OPEN WIDE!
>>72553695Elf kino/10Gimli ruining the collab as usual, though
HOTSTEAMYGOTH RAVEN ROCK VEGANPISS
i went downstairs for a drink right as they hit pause but now i don't know where exactly i had to pause the movie...
Fuck, I don't know what to choose out of continuing with the LOTR watchalong or 5th Fes... I'll decide based on how many (You)s I get from each sidewhich should I watch?
>>72553046Look i'll be your house husband just show a smidge of pit.
OHAITNESSED
>>72553633hmmmm one more
https://files.catbox.moe/nob3yy.jpgFauna wants to fuck this?
rrats
Why are Mubae so fuckin silly
>>72553722Uhhh... no
>>72553749
>>72553749Biboo will use my mouth
>>72553803Watch whatever your heart tells you
>>72553842your drawings sucks
>>72553803Everyone who replies after me is French
This break is LITERALLY just for Shiori. Weak ass bitch cannot stream more than 3h hours to save her life, not even for a watchalong with 3 more people in it.
>>725537982 hours in.
>>72553648>>72553565>>72553745I am the moom who flails
Mama rat...
>>72553695elfwank/10When is Fellowship-EN going to understand that viewers don't want dwarves to just be humiliation bait
>WATCHALONGSI HATE TO WATCH BAES CELERY FRIEND BUT I HAVE NO CHOICE
>>72553837Uh I like Gollum now?
https://twitter.com/wan20220611/status/1773624231894380553
>>72553733>>72553738I don't buy that this doesn't track at all. Wring waithitis and imtemportal servants of god do not share respawn mechanics
>>72553837wow
>>72553803Vous devriez surveiller l'accouchement du renard suivant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-tMzZKw2UM
>>72553803Choose the one that has your oshi obviously quaso
How are you guys spending your break?
Mama rat...Is this normal Asian household behaviour?
>>72553803>>72553877oui
>>72553803I was planning on dropping RotL for Fes when Mumei went live, but ima try to watch everything and see how it makes my brain feel
>>72553803Omelord du Ringage
>>72553889the Great King of Evil...
>>72553803Pourquoi pas les deux?
>we're only halfway i forgot all that happens in this movie. helms deep is gonna be incredible
>>72553631You can't die in the Undying Lands unless someone kills you. Men have to die because their spirits go somewhere after they die and it would be unnatural and against gods will for them to never die. They still have stuff to do in the afterlife.
how long is the version they're watching
Noel uses her massive boobs to counter balance her hammer
>>72553926I took a piss
>>72553912why not? Also not all rings are equal. The dwarf lords don't get shit for their rings.
>>72553926Don't interrupt my peeing
>>72553904Why do you hate Fauna?
>>72553413cool, Sunlands makes sense
okay but really how has hollywood never filmed a better battle sequence than helms deep since then, it's been over 20 years
>>72553803Je passe un bon moment à regarder Le Seigneur des Anneaux avec les filles, donc je verrai le concert plus tard
MuBae sharing parental problemsCute
step mother owl?
>>72553926I farted a whole bunch
>>72553926got more snacks and some cider. Prob gonna regret not pissing, oh well
>>72553803Honeyworks stage was incredibly meh, so LotR for me
>>72553926I read the thread...
Father Owl really is an autist. At least we know where Mumei got it from.
Bebber knows how to rizz
Mama rat still treats Bae like a child
Reminder that Gandalf isn't really a wizard. His real name is Ian McKellen and he is merely an actor pretending to be a wizard.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5CX00i4uZE&t=50s
Wait, i just realized we should have paused the movie, whats the timestamp for the pause
should i stay for shiori's or swap to mumei's watchalong.. I'm already committed 2 hours.. what to do
I think we should talk less about random obscube lotr lore and talk more about how tolkiens experience in the great war impacted the story
>>72553926had a piss meeting
>>72554025you got superheroes movie nowu rike it
>>72553947There's like 20 minutes or so worth of credits, so we're more like 60% done
>>72554084MOOOOODS
>>72551927my beloved
>>72554084MODS
>Dumplings for brekky
>>72553926in the mines
>>72552579>Mordor is serbsActually checks out
>>72553986in know that the other rings are different but the way bilibo describes his long life is consistent with becoming a wraith the way the 9 did
>>72553926Grabbing a beer and quickly assembling some OC to post later in the movie
>>72554084A FUCKING DOXBEAT
What time are we at?
Kek, Shiori
>>72553880I had to piss
>>72554084fucking deadbeats
>>72554112Yeah it ends around 3:38
The bane of every Holo's existence: timers.
>>72553926drank soda
>>72554084HE DIDN'T EARN ITHE DIDN'T DESERVE ITCHRISTOPHER LEE SHOULD'VE BEEN GANDALF
>>72554157I have no fucking idea...
Any Legolasgumi watching
>>72554072What is this stone festival?
is Shiori retarded?
>>72554128why can't the rat just microwave it herself? it's like someone making cup noodles for you when you're not awake yetwtf is the point?
Shiori you retard it was 2:00:02
>>72554060Mumei is a shinobi?!?
Me on the bottom
2:00:02
>Didn't feel the urge to pee during the break so I didn't go>Feel like I need to pee the moment they get backit's not fucking fair
>>72554184CHRISTOPHER LEE WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR "NORTING"
>>72554240Are you really surprised?
>>72554072>Mio is going to convince Miko to get into crystalsMIKO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>72554084>unironic roommate posts in this threadGod I fucking hate deadbeats, I still haven't forgiven you for killing me in the Hunger Games either
SEND HER THE FUCKING MERCH COVER
>countdown downKEK
Shiori...
>>72554204Upon further review, yes
How?
Shiori FFS.
Bae will NEVER get her own merch
I'm glad Shiori didn't get into Fellowship-EN
>>72554072love these three
i have no idea where we are in the movie. im actually gonna have to stop watching
>>72554084
>>72553947they nearly all die at Helm's Deep, some elves show up but they still get wrecked, then Gandalf comes in at the last minute and saves everyone with an armymeanwhile Merry and Pippin and Treebeard find all the trees/entwives cut down, Treebeard rages out and the Ents attack Isengard and flood itFrodo, Sam and Gollum get taken by Faramir to Osgiliath but it gets attacked by Sauron's forces and falls, the trio carry on their quest and Sam gives Frodo a motivational speech about storiesthe end
GIVE BAE HER FUCKING MERCH
There are a lot of fake out deaths in LOTR
What if he was down in the crevice and his elf cloak was hiding him from sight?
>>72554346go to the usual place
>>72554340Fellowship EN is the biggest brand in the entire scene right now, anyone would kill to be a part of it
>>72553849Please?
fauna and nerissa I know you are here, please describe whats happening so we can resync
The Trinity...
moom bae shitting on holox favoritism
HOLOX MERCH
>>72554346Aragorn had his fake death scene and now they decide to leave
>Shiori is just going to let it keep going as a bitIll-advised
>even Holos get HoloX merch before their own merchthe accusations were real
>>72554376>spoilersyou bastard
Guys I just arrived at Helms Deep, how long until the FES again?
>Refuses to send merch to EN>Sends them HoloX merch as fast as they can.What is wrong with Cover...
>>72554402no, besides they might be watching fes
>>72554346Do your own calcuation
>skyrim invented medieval towns
>Won't send Bae her own merch but will send her HoloX merchWhat did Cover mean by this
>>72554376that's star wars you fucking retard this is the one where cedrick dies and voldemort gets revived
Shiori is such a fucking retard I thought she was playing it up but now...
Oh wow, that mom survived
i hate shiori
>Mumei will pin BaeHot
>>72554392Blame Tolkien for not killing off any major characters. Got to create drama somehow.
>>72553803Honeyworks sucked so easy LOTR
Fauna loves Skyrim
>>72554511>I thought she was playing it up
>>72554441that doesnt help me at all
>>72554463they are doing both watchalongs
>>72554531Stop referring to your mom as shiori
The theme of the Rohirrim always makes me feel things
>>72554496Yes
>>72554531Bro that's gay
>>72554544boromir...
Aradork fell off fr fr
>>72553803LOTR is always peak, especially makes for great threads. More people watching the better, I'll watch the 5th Fes rewatch later.
>>72554496>Person who has only played Skyrim sees second fantasy setting ever
>>72554409Well... since you asked so nicely!
YURIBROS
>>72554496Toby Fox created leitmotifs
I have no clue where they're at
>watching a bunch of straight women watch a mostly all male otome story with a bunch of husbandos over watching idolkinoanyone not watching Mubae stream are gay
>>72554032Mumei implied her parents were divorced when she first told the backing into a fence story during the Iron Lung stream, referring to “the person Mother Owl was seeing.” I don’t see a reason why Father Owl couldn’t have gotten remarried as well.
>>72554544Boromirbros...
No Fauna...Don't /u/-posting on main
Just like AmeRyS!
Fauna you big bundle of sticks...
HEY EREWYN, ARAGON JUST DIED, LET'S GOOOOOO
Bratty owl
rrats?
the difference between hololive and adventthinking about yuri/their image
>>72554633Shut up broWatch what you like
>Saruman numberfaggingand water is wet
it's the meme
>>72554633I'm bi.
How did Grima not notice that army when he arrived at Isengard?
FUCK OFF /#/ORCS
A NEW POWER IS RISING
>>72554653
Do orcs have cocks?
>>72554715he went in the back door
Where do Uruk-hai come from?
Helm's Deep FES bros...
>>72554598>>72554638I did genuinely forget about Boromir, so I guess that speaks to how much of a "major character" he was.
>>72554598>>72554638>Boromir>MajorBoromirtomos think their oshi was important kek
>>72554556lol yeah I thought being a ditz was just an act of hers
>>72554673
>>72554637My mother has not been in a relationship since they divorced while my dad runs from one witch bitch cunt to another...
FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE
>>72554633>not watching LOTR
How to grow 100k orcs>Cut down a bunch of trees>Dig a bunch of holes and light a bunch of fires>*something something*Done!
Shiori's just dying to do some silly shit with Fauna
OMG ARE YOU CRYING GRIMA?
If saruman invented gunpowder why didn't he invent cannons and guns?
>>72554737saruman science project
>>72554614Thanks
>>7255463120-30 seconds after this post now
What did Fauna say?
>>72554633Aren't they watching the day with Ollie and Suisei and Towa in it? Nothing can be more male-positive than that.
Holofes unironically mogs LOTR because LOTR is low-brow shlock with video game-y action and Marvel-tier comedy and quips e.g. Legolas and Gimli 'banter' during the action
>Over 10k orcs>Helm's deep max capacity of 1kHow the fuck are they going to find seating for Helm's Deep Fes
>>72554737Saruman was doing mass breeding events to get the biggest dicked Super OrcsThey were not in fact birthed from dirt pussies in the books.
>>72554799She wants to be Saruman
>>72554773She wants to fuck fauna
>>72554773She's just like me...
>>72554733no they just get spawned from barracks
I'm amazed at the sheer industrial strength of Isengard. They birthed and fully equipped 10000+ troops in weeks.
moom...
>>72554633I don't like Bae
>>72554750Fuck off he was great and he took the fall for Merry and Pippin's channels
What the fuck is Fauna eating
>>72553614She's a halfling
>>72554766They have me down there have sex with sexy orc women non stop and my genes mixed with theirs make powerful sons
>Saruman has a mind of metal and wheelsHe HATES Gura
>>72554766Orcs grow in muddy pits
did fauna grab more ice to eat during the break?
>>72554737Saruman had an orc eugenics program
BAE
>>72554799>>72554835Wait, Fauna is the baddie?
Mubae...
>>72554875
arwen looks kinda like someoneI just can't put my finger on who
>>72554875broccoli stems
MUBAE ARE LEAKING THE AUDIO
>>72554799Jealous of Saruman
>when Edward met Bella
IT'S JUST LIKE TWILIGHT
mubae retarded
>>72553842blessed rrats
>>72554775Kek nice reference
Boyfriend mention
Mumei... Bae...
HORSE PUSSY
HORSE MVP
thinking time prease
>every talks about how sexy fauna is>decide to watch her and she's actually just a fucking dorkwhy did /vt/ lie to me
Wait, elves can brainwash people?
is there a cucktent in this movie too?
YOU JUST KNOW
YJK
More like BROGO
>>72554868nigger fuck you
MORI DON'T LOOK
Do you think Aragorn enjoys horsepussy?
I would be a horsegirl like aragorn too if my horse fished me out of a river
Holo needs a horse girl (horse)
*hits pipe*
The rat and the owl are retarded
>>72554917Agent Smith
why can't mumei just buy a ticket herself? poorfag much?
Please don't awaken the horse fuckers
Mooms...Bae....
mumei is a little... you know
>>72554956/vt/ finds dorks sexy
>Mumei is hosting>However, Bae is the one streaming the Fes because Mumei doesn't have a ticketMuBae...
>>72554994The yakuza will sue them, they have prior art on every possible horse girl already
what the fuck is happeningMumei you retard
>>72554956You're stuck now. You can never leave
Great job Mooms
>>72554959Why do you think you've never seen an elf?
>>72554959This entire trilogy is Elven propaganda.
>>72554998Holy based Subaru.
>>72554956she cute
>>72554737gross wall mud vaginas
kind of want to just go and walk somewhere
>>72554998Did she finish it?Does Reine die?
Mumei…
Imagine being an immortal elf and having that kind of hairline.
FUCKING DOOMPOSTER
>>72554998Holy shit, Subaru is a GIRL!?
>>72554956She's both.
Amazing dialogue
>>72555025>>72555046Isn't it kinda hypocritical they tell us to buy it but don't buy it themselves
It's just like Frieren!
Holy shit GILF Aragorn.
>>72555072
One day your oshi is gonna graduate...
Elrond is a fucking concernfag
>>72555025KNEEL
>Why watch Hololive when they will all graduate one day anyway?Holy Crap, elf dude
Don't worry Aragorn I'll take care of Arwen when you die
>>72554766the thing is that they describe orc reprodution as the same as all other creatures so saruman's secret are a bunch of orc sex dungeons
>>72555121yeah, but arwen fucks and has kids
>>72554978fuck me yourself faggot
ogey elrrat
thankfully the fes watchalong will take so long to start that lotr will be over by the time they begin
If women truly love their man staying single decades after he died should not be hard
>>72555143She's just using a free code
>>72555090Reimer *
Why is mumei such a dumbass
>>72554633This is like having 4 hot girlfriends giving LOTR a shot on movie night. True harem GFE. YOU'RE THE FAGGOT HERE.
The Frieren of Lord of the Rings...
All these fags losing their shit about cross-gender interactions don't even realize the beloved "face of Fellowship" in Aragorn only exists because of the Beren and Luthien collabs. Get it together retards
>>72554998that makes so much sense
Elrond's future sight sucks ass. He's a cheater.
Biboo asking the real questions
>>72554757Considering she didn’t say Stepfather Owl, I’d assume that relationship didn’t work out.
Biboo Baggins makes my wiener feel big...
>>72555126That's a half-elf, like all the holos, they have no such powers. They just get a shitty firebolt cantrip.
>>72554544The titular character dies at the end
the eyes/hair makes nerissa look sexier than usual
>>72554917she looks like the daughter of Aerosmith's vocalist
>You get to marry your oshi>You will outlive them by centuries, seeing their body rot before youwould you?
Mooms bought the ticket! (with Bae's help)
It's the last boat (if you ignore that Legolas and Gimli just build their own and sail there so it can't be very hard)
she does actually end up getting on a boat after aragorn dies iirc
They've been doing this for over 2 years at this point
>>72555226rrat
>>72555200I would watch a movie series about this power couple
I want Elf pussy.
>>72555153Is he wrong? Look at the Sanallites and Fandead.
>>72554956>everyone talks about how sexy [holo] is>decide to watch her and she's actually just a fucking dorkMany such cases!
>>72555046>>72555025>>72555123Why doesn't Mumei just torrent it?
>>72555246it hasnt even been 24 minutes
>>72555233YeahYou can fuck more than one person
>>72555200Berenbros... where did the time go
>>72555235>Moom doesn't know about NyaaShe's not here.............
>elves are supposed to be custom built for sexso what went wrong with this one?
>>72554956how new?
>>72555233Sure, it would end with a death in any case.
It's the last boat you retard
>>72555237listen, a dwarf and an elf that can settle their differences have already performed a miracle. Another can't be that hard then.
>>72555218>at the endwhat about the other 9 hours of story?
Does anyone else remember that LOTR turnbased game that follows the events of the movies but ends with you fighting Sauron's eye?
kino shot
>>72555200Go back homobeggar, my oshi Sam is pure and will never collab with a woman.
>>72555040Sexy, I know
>>72555306That's an octopus.
>>72555233>Get to marry my oshi>Get an unnaturally long lifedownside?
>>72555306that is a human and not an elf
>>72555233>get to marry your oshii>can spend eternity shilling their videos to keep their memory aliveWhere is the downside?
KIARA JUMPSCARE
>>72555306that's a human
Osgiliath is such a fucking slum why do G*ndorians even try to say it's their clay
>>72555153I personally think mori did the right thing in red by acknowledging this is just a temporary thing and she hopes everyone enjoys it while it lasts
>>72555335>my oshi Sam is pure and will never collab with a woman.>He doesn't knowOh no...
>>72555306That's a human male
>>72552656they actually want to watch lotr
>>72555329You'll need to contain your bloodlust at stages.
So I know the eye of Sauron was a movie invention, but what was he like in the book then?Just chilling?
>>72555166>>72554766It's like a RTS, you plop down a few Orc Barracks and them back and forth from the forest to the town center until there isn't a forest anymore.
>>72555335Yeah he'll just get keked by fucking gollum instead, so much better
>>72555123>>72555276She does have a copy she just didn't want to log into SPWN lmaoShe's using it now
>>72555240Unless it's retconned in some supplementary thing I haven't read, the RotK appendix of her and Aragorn's story says she goes to Lorien to lay herself to rest and her grave is there
They should have given them school uniform models for Honeyworks...
>>72551852WOW 50 ARS GIFT MEMBERSHIPS BASED BASED THANK FOR THE JIFTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
>>72555371It's supposed to be their capital. Right on a river with lots of trade, when not overrun by migrants.
>>72555077Well you're not wrong. Mordor was just a nation of technological innovators who challenged the established elven world order and got taken down for it. Elves (and their human lackeys) won and made them out to be pure evil in post-war propaganda.You can read all about what *really* happened, what (((they))) don't want you to know, in my new book. All for just three easy installments of 59.99 each!https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Ringbearer
>>72555333LOTR: tactics ?
>>72555335OH NO NO NO YOU STUPID FAT FUCKING HOBBITKEK
i'm bummed i miss the fellowship watchalong. THAT galadriel scene fucked me up as a kid
>>72555263Do you though?
>>72555355>>72555369>>72555382humans have perfect ears, elves have knife shaped monstrosities
>>72555423they literally already have school uniform models
>>72555402Busy ruling his realm and looking into his Palantir in his tower.
>>72555233>don't marry your oshi>she graduates before you die and you never see her againYour hypothetical is better than the usual alternative.
>>72555415suuuuuuuure
Why are knife years such doomposters?
>>72554956She's a dork but it doesn't mean I don't want to fuck her in a full nelson in front of a mirror so she can look at what's happening to her the entire time.
>>72555333I only remember the ps2 games, they were really good.
Why was his future sight wrong?
>>72555333The... uh, Medieval 2 Total War mod?
>>72555402Yeah he was in Barad Dur the whole time IIRC
>Sleep bomb Fulgur Anjanath>Yell "CAPTURE ZA MOMENT!" as she sets them offKek Foobs
Hey, I'm looking for tickets to Sauronfes - Day 1 - Helm's Deep Stage. Does anyone have some?
>>72555123Being a vtuber is inherently hypocritical
>>72555464>monstrositiesyou mean knife shaped ear cocks
MOTTO
Smeagol doko?
>>72555532TATW is literally the best Total War game
>>72555333https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lord_of_the_Rings:_The_Third_AgeHere you go.
Mubae are synced!
>>72555333LoTR: The Third AgeIt's a really fun game but the story is pretty dogshit and it's funny that they just had no idea how to end it so you just warp from the pelennor fields to the fucking eye
>>72555431I actually enjoyed that book more than the LOTR trilogy.
>Bae didn't remember Kronii's performance hours after watching it
>>72555553Now that I think about it, I've seen plenty of ear blowjobs but I don't think I've ever seen ear vaginal penetration
Elf women or knife eared women make my cock hard
theres just so much shit on my screen idk what to even focus on
>his "gardener"
>>72555333Yeah, I rented it at Blockbuster on gamecube once
Fauna killed him...
>>72555544You'll find nothing but scalpers right now. If you're lucky and on top of things your best bet is to try getting in on the last minute Eorlingas sale.
>>72555614Bae unironically has memory problems, her chat has to remind her about important tasks she has to do
I can't believe Fauna killed Boromir...
Fuck off, Fauna, Boromir didn't want to kill Frodo! This is slander!
>>72553803both
MOTTO!
>>72555648>>72555614>What's a joke?
If there is a Faramir, why isn't there a Nearamir?
Denethorbros...
Boromirbros how do we feel about Faramir? Is he a suitable replacement for our lost oshi?
>>72555496Onegai Chocosex
Why Frodo pretends he was friends with Boromir?
Using my ears, I can tell Mumei and Bae are 0.2 seconds apart
kind of fucked up that he found his own brother dead in a canoe
Nerissa laughs at Fauna's jokes like she's desperate for pussy.
>>72555718I wish that Faramir had died and not Boromir
>>72555705Denethor is the worst papa, couldn't even be fucked to give Faramir his visual update
Sean Bean kino
L.O.V.E
Movie Denethor is like taking a cool anime character and making him into a bad vtuber
BORRRRROMIRRRRR
frodospy here: the black company neighbors over at mordor are talking about terminating saruman if he fails his invasion
>>72555718Didn't Boromir get along really well with the Hobbits, kinda like a big brother to them?
ENTER
FOR GONDOR
broromir vods....
They should do a GoldenEye watch along
FORGONDOR
>>72555748hot