/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>72478091
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Who’s your type/who you fuckin

>>72478091
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
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>TEMPUS/ARMIS VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Armis White Day Voice Packs AND Hololive Island Voice Pack
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>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
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>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH & VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_valentinevoice2024?variant=44491260428508

>hololive SUPER EXPO 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/pages/hololive-superexpo2024-merchlist
https://shop.geekjack.net/pages/hololive-super-expo-2024

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xlCRbJuPc8

FLAY ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoDf6QqYW6A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoDf6QqYW6A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoDf6QqYW6A

>>72478219
Altventurer, axelotl, hakkito and machiroon all at the same time

>>72478401
I’d fuck the shit outta a koipanion,altventurerer, or hakito

But hakitbro can your peanits handle all dat pussy?

>>72478265
on the screen now

i love you /MANS/

>>72478219
none of them. but they're all my girlies

>>72478830

>>72478830

Youtube don't do this to me...

>>72478219
I'm not here yet but I want to be their friend..

>>72478830

>>72478105
Amen

i finally get to watch flayflay live, i missed my pervert..

kek

that explains why he lets rio fuck him...

>flay's sister calls him a slut

I want to give ghosts a happy ending too...

>>72479726
*chu*

flay dirty talk....

I hope he draws with the machiroons again I loved jumping in on those

I finished reading Redwall and it kinda sucked. Sorry, Ruze.

hakkers acting extra ZESTY

/MANS/ just want to fuck each other. Whores, all of you!!

Was it Axel that said he had good news for next week?

>>72481607
like oshis like fans

>>72481607

what's going on with him today kek

>>72481607
platonically of course

RUZE ON THE SPONSORED TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRE7DQWyP-w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRE7DQWyP-w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRE7DQWyP-w

RUZE ON THE DD2 SPONSORED BY CAPCPOM THANK YOU FOR THE SPONSOR TELLY LINK IN THE DESCRIPTION IF YOU WANT TO SUPPORT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRE7DQWyP-w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRE7DQWyP-w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRE7DQWyP-w

RUZE ON THE SPONSORED TELLY
https://youtu.be/NRE7DQWyP-w
https://youtu.be/NRE7DQWyP-w
https://youtu.be/NRE7DQWyP-w

>>72482098
>>72482103
>>72482108
now kiss

>>72482103
>>72482108
>>72482098
cute ruzaders

>>72482098
>>72482103
>>72482108
Kiss each other now

>>72482167
>>72482192
>>72482200
now YOU kiss

>>72482167
>>72482192
>>72482200
CHU CHU LOVELY MUNI MUNI MURA MURA RERO RERO

Ruze's intro bgm feels slower than usual

who the fuck said that Hello

oh yeah, this is gonna be kino

NO OVERLAY LET'S GOOO

RIP overlay?

>>72482288
VINYL VINYL VINYL VINYL VINYL SEX

did ruze say there's gonna be ruzader mascot design drop this week or did i hallucinate that?

>>72482506
Next week I think

THE WIND IS PUSHING MEEEE

>>72481607
R

30 fps ruze

This game is HEAVY, poor Ruze.

Time for pain

>>72482718

>>72482698
Game has two drms

A whole team of Ruzes

Verdant Ruze my love

>Like any walls can stop me
>I'm good at jumping them!
What did Hakka mean by this?

>classic elf hair
RUZE ELF CONFIRMED

>>72483337
NOT AN ELF, GET BTFO

>>72483375
>customized ears to be different from the default
NOT HUMAN EARS

>>72483375
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ruru (real)

>>72483487
it's canon

CRIMZON RURU :o:

ruze is a QUEER

QUEER ON THE TELLY

>Oh, SHIT, not many games have the audacity to call me queer to my face. Hahaha, I respect that.

>>72483749
>>72483754
SHUT UP NIGGAS, IT'S QUEERLY, LEARN ENGLISH

>>72483786
RUZE SAID QUEER

>>72483812
CLEAN YOUR EARS

"This was a good game, had a good design"
"This is like a level up from his previous games"

game soft spoilers
I got to an Elven city without an Elf in my party and I couldn't understand anything, it was all gibberish written in a weird font. cool game

>big explosion
>>what is this commotion
that voice acting kek

does this snake have a pussy? where would it be?

>Oji clothes
He'd look so good in that

BUY BUY BUY

thought he was gonna say when you're gonna give me your octavio bussy

>>72483852
QUEERZON RUZE

>>72484492
i misheard it as
>when are you gonna give me your spawn
ruze wants tavi's children

>>72484605
Ominous

Yeet

i need ruze to expose his thighs like that

i need armis tempantsu like you wouldn't believe

shut up ruze stop making me horny

WHOREE

Flay should keep his innocence and ignore lineart is a thing

That Pawn looks like Freddie Highmore

that accent kek

can one sexually abuse pawns in this world?

AXEL ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEHlbU1c2GE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEHlbU1c2GE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEHlbU1c2GE

aniki on the beta test nihongo only telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEHlbU1c2GE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEHlbU1c2GE

>>72485998
>nihongo only
why, it's in English

>>72486065

i'm still adjusting to long hair aniki. i forgot he had different hair now

>>72485968
>>72485998
Nice
>>72486065
>>72486143
it's in english but axel doesn't care

>>72486065
just the game. axel's still speaking in english

playing in JP because he would cringe at the EN name localizations

i remember thinking kazemaru was a girl when i was a kid

You guys gotta remember despite living in Australia most of his life Axel usually only keeps up with JP trends

Yeah I was excited for this Inazuma Eleven stream but I can't understand shit, thanks Axel. Was avoiding seeing things so I could see everything fresh from you but guess I'll just play it myself

>how do i shoot how do i shoot
>foul his ass foul his ass
>GET HIS ASS
this is what aniki says when im sitting in his lap riding and pulling his hair

KEK

aniki's having so much fun :')

i forgot inazuma eleven was just magic football kek

https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford/status/1773550265355944142

KEEEK Axel is funny

This game is so extra kek. I don’t know what I was expecting

>>72484468
I need more of it

aniki is a bit neurotic today

kek aniki loves the chuuni power moves

Imagine Axel watching /manstars/ jobbing in VT League.

>>72488032
he'd have the time of his life

GOAAAAAAAAAL

>>72487526
He's liquid now..

flayons favorite color is blue right

>>72488032
this is adding credence to him cheering OUGAMAN on the offcollab holostars card opening with leader

>>72488430
ye, along with black/white

>>72488409
FAT TAIL

>(YOU)?

>oneusetwink
Hakka...

awwtare would look good as an inazuma eleven character

>>72488996
ewwtare

>>72489092
KILL YOURSELF

>>72489332
Seethe

>>72489381

>>72489578
*rapes and beheads ewwtare*

His oc with the blonde hair reminds me a lot of the river city girls main character

my mental health would be at an all time low if i actually was close to him but i need him

I don’t remember flay being this horny

>>72489822
he keeps getting called a pervert for a reason

>npcs sparring training match where they're risking total blood loss
hardcore

>>72489809
i wish he would break me

>>72490028
theres no way he would do it but i wish he would beat the shit out of me...

You heard him sisters, Ruze likes underbushes so stop shaving

>>72490188
RUZE IS JUST LIKE ME, THE PUBES TICKLE ME WHEN I EAT EM OUT

>>72489809
I could fix everything about him

>>72490188
Waxing is scary, no one should do it and just stick to trimming nicely

That bird lady was kinda...

>I am overweight
Ruze is a fat fuck

That "NANI" was so funny KEK

https://twitter.com/riz_tempura/status/1773550459724157046
Fan merch up, including acrylic charms of all 14 cute little maid fucks here

>>72490138
you could probably convince him to "wrestle" you if you gave him a safeword and then let his unrestrained strength break you..... T-T i need this slutty brat to completely overpower me

>>72491025
>siblings included
I like Hakkabro but I have no clue how B2 grew in such popularity among tempura to be keep being included in group shit, he's like an almalgation of every boring white guy college classmate I've ever had back in uni.

Ruze's character is too pretty and it pisses me off

>>72491323
we love hakka bro because he's funny
we tolerate bettel 2 because bettel will literally die without him

As long as I get to see more cute boy designs I don't mind

>ruze screams at a woman to leave him alone
giwtwm

>>72491323
Same reason Bettel is popular despite being every midwestern white quirked up loud=funny violence=funny GTA gamer. Neither of them is all that special, but they have model buff and twin sibling relationship buff. Neither of the dog girls are all that spectacular or amazing, but they benefit from the same duo appeal.

>>72491323
Women (me) love nerdy white guys. It's really not something confusing.

i miss the times when some of us still thought bettel 2 was just bettel's imaginary twin/dissociative personality symptom

>>72491323
as another anon said, nerdy men are cute, paints minis and thats endearing to me

>>72491066
anon... my yume fantasies have been healed...

these village peasants are very lazy with their fence making

>Ruze sacrificed his frames so the ruzaders can move freely...
>it's good friday today
>Ruze is the Messiah

>>72491768
Personally I was expecting an identical twin, and every now and then they'd switch out to see if anybody noticed the difference.

>>72491978
You know what comes next

>>72491992
the ultimate "the prestige" vtuber cosplay

>>72491960
why is he eating a sock? but hey, if you're into that yume-chan

https://twitter.com/seebyless/status/1773434451072049445?t=VBe-06XRVoNy78uHe3eC-w&s=19

>>72492144
KEK

>>72492144
of course the axelotl has its mouth ready and wide open

>>72492144
kek

>>72491624
Bettel can be funny once in a blue moon when it comes to banter, I don't think anything B2 has done has made me laugh or made me think "Man, Bettel should have this guy on more often!" On paper I get it: a rational yet equally quirky twin to bounce off Bettel, but in reality he just feels like a textbook example why Cover has an actual audition pipeline and doesn't just hire any guy on the street who's willing to stream.

>>72491743
>>72491847
As the ultimate experiment I'm going to get my buddy whose special interests are exclusively canning fruit and book binding to debut as a Vtuber to see if girls really fuck with hardcore nerds so long they have a pretty model.

Aniki's score kek. He's really the pride of /MANS/

>>72492443
i think book binding fucks so honestly id watch that guy

>>72492443
sounds like he'd be a handcam specialist

Does Ruze know where the Helm Splitter move came from?

this guy never heard of how groundwater will carry substances in the soil into the main river too

>>72492443
If no bad bitches want him, I’d be happy to learn about canning fruits cuz canned fruits taste so fuckin good man

>>72492443
>canning fruit
I would absolutely watch an educational food production vtuber who teaches you seasonal produce and how to preserve/can/jar/cure/etc like the old days. Either a cute cottagecore witchy herb girl or a handsome farmhand boy could do it. Just have him be a normal average nerdy guy but feed a few references here and there to fertility and the yumefujos will do the rest, less is more.

https://twitter.com/TacticalElysium/status/1773506680019362048
https://twitter.com/TacticalElysium/status/1773506680019362048
https://twitter.com/TacticalElysium/status/1773506680019362048

>>72492443
>Bookbinding
>Canning
Monk vtuber let's gooooo

>>72492772
farmboys qts are the fucking best

>>72493026
We're a imageboard, anon! The usage of a seemingly generic sprite in-battle makes me sad considering they made overworld sprites. Also they need to change that miserable font.
https://twitter.com/TacticalElysium/status/1773506680019362048

>>72493026
anyone decently familiar with fire emblem games is probably turning off battle animations anyway but dang that's underwhelming

>>72493426
>>72493481
Wasn't expecting HoloCure quality but considering how long they've been hyping this up....I expected more?

>>72493026
I'm curious to see how things go from here.

>>72482718
Chest too small

>>72492443
Bruh, I'm MUCH more interested in your book binding fruit man than B2. At least those are unique hobbies.

>>72491323
Yeah, but that archetype isn't ocommon in the vtuber sphere

Classic Tempus jobbing

>>72494584
to be fair that's because everyone like that became fleshtubers.

>>72495090
I love you my favorite fat fuck forever

G’night bwos

>>72495245
rest well

>>72495245
Raping sick and vulnerable altare

>>72495327
Sick Altare is built for general spoiling. Lotsa chicken soup and gargling salty liquid for him. Hugs as well.

damn that steak sizzle

Oh this is what Woolie missed

>>72496337
>no waiting room up (for non bubbies, he ALWAYS used to put them up the night before)
>still no activity other than retweets on twitter ever since he allegedly returned home
I was trying not to worry but I can no longer help but worry. Where the FUCK is goldie??

>>72496720
I'M SO SICK WITH WORRY I QUOTED AN UNRELATED POST BY ACCIDENT

>>72496720
Dying from a heart attack

This made me laugh
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1773591519682855228

>>72496337
yeah he's gargling something salty alright

>>72496913
kek

>>72496913
>>72497019
kek

Weird fucking cat

>>72496720
at this point it's definitely starting to get weird, but maybe he's waiting for the week to end to put up a full schedule. Has he been keeping you guys updated in menshi at all this month?

>>72497256
Stop asking that... stop reminding me there's nothing, even in t3....

That's what you get for oshi-ing a vestie, he learned from the best

>>72497182
It's over... the filipino has learned how to manipulate images...

>>72497491
>>72497256
Yikes, I know we're all pro-"let the boys have fun" and I am too, but not doing anything for menshi for a entire month, not even member posts? You guys definitely should slightly suggest that he'd do a little better at communicating, especially for the Youtube-only gang who don't have Twitter.

>>72497182
He's just showing us portions of his true reptilian form

What's the minimum acceptable streams per week for you guys?

>>72498133
4 but I could live with 3 if they were spaced eg tue, thu and sat

>>72496720
didn't he say it will be around 29th? it's not 29th at his place yet, Bubby-chan

>>72497721
I would say cut him some slack; he has been doing very well with communicating since debut (sans updating on Youtube). He must really be busy or occupied to not be able to tweet or say anything much.

Remember, he also has a heart illness. It could be rough on him right now. Trust in him to be alright and address his lack of activity once he is back.

I still haven't forgiven Gibby for blueballing me with the promise of AC IV gameplay.
Don't think i've forgotten you FUCKER I LOVE THAT GAME

>>72498256
It is tho

>>72498505
that eleven minutes is all you're getting until he upgrades his pc and decides on doing another pirate week gomen ne oomfie chan

The short vertical test zatsu stream is two hours, go figure.

>>72498716
timezones muzu!

>>72499244
And while I was fucking asleep. Go fucking figure.

Fuck it, puzzle time:
https://jiggie.fun/cn5_8F

>>72493622
This is ran by a group of people who decided that having a team of people who check for content and trigger warnings and posting fanart on twitter is more productive than allocating more resources to development. Its some SBI fuckery and I wouldn't expect much. Women in gaming were a mistake.

gavass bettass bump

>>72500924
sad, flat, pathetic bump. not even a honk

>>72501615
huff, huuufff....

>>72501680
SNIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

gibby is pregnant im sorry u had to hear it from me

>>72501856
who the father

>>72501856
>>72502044
shinri.... just because twobert wouldn't let you sleep with bettel.....

>>72502174
giggly drunk Gibby either seduced Shinri or Gibby's ass is just vulnerable

>>72501856
at least post the context

>>72502328
no

>>72502328
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE MY WIIIIIFEEEE
I MISSED YOU SO DEEEEEPLYYYYYY

https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en/status/1773627036164145639
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en/status/1773627036164145639
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en/status/1773627036164145639
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en/status/1773627036164145639

WIFE IS BACK

>>72502471
help... am I stupid or does this video have no sound? I've tried playing it in three separate browsers kek

>>72497256
or he could be catholic and waiting for the lord to get ressurrected. isn't he from xenorico?

>>72502589
It doesn't have sounds. But you're also stupid chu~

>>72502839

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UI-p4g-UeU
sexually harassing ruze and his +100 ass

>>72502970
>Next day
>That was baaaad

>>72502970
someone please redraw this with that ‘yes honey’ tired face meme

>>72503651
i will forever love japan arc for giving us axel reverting to nihongo only dialect and then regressing to all fours in the street and not recognizing human faces. my poor dumb sweet cursed little dog man

axel on all fours ToT

baby bump

>>72503187
more dense ass than what all stars en 3d models will have combined by the completion of the lineup

>>72503960
feral dingo. i found this so hot

>>72505712
uwooooooooooooohg

The only duo collab dino and tavi have done is the spy one right?

>>72505712
The antibabypillen did not work...

JURARD ON THE LABYRINTH TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mcgSz3rv8I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mcgSz3rv8I

TAVIOLI ON THE LABYRINTH TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeSJJVBTq_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeSJJVBTq_w

>>72506388
NBA

unmuted on tavi's channel kek

Tavi's laugh gives me so much life

jutai a cute
CUTE!

SPONSORED STREAM
by banchou

>still owes tavi money
>repaying it by purchasing him games
>at least buy me dragons dogma 2!!
banchou...

Banchou is a poorfag...

This dinosaur is so fucking dumb

rexy is a teacher's pet

This is gonna go swimmingly

this is kinda like watching scooby and shaggy telling the other to go ahead first into the dark hallway

Jurard turns so pathetic so fast

is that a fucking samurai

In a life or death situation, I feel like every starsEN member would give me a better chance at survival (even Betsy) except Rex.

>>72507393
>>72507673
TOT

GRADUATING?

>>72506864
Man i wish octavio brings the nba stream back. Funniest shit I've seen in a while

a horror game with respawning really kills the horror element

The clap of banchou's FAT ASSES keeps alerting the ghosts

kek

i don't think they're gonna beat this game

Theyre so stupid i love them

Where did dino find this kusoge

Why is Jurard like this?

>segregate the samurais

Is a round of this game supposed to take this long?

kek

Kek what a mess

Octavio is stuck in game FOREVER

What are they talking about

You have to sub your child to Octavio's YouTube channel if you get married in the Church of O...

>>72510790
And it will get boptized

>"There are no perks to joining the Church of O...except you will never die"
Lol

Ruze really giving banchou too much credit expecting him to know what entropy is...

These 3 are so cute

>>72494545
As a fellow canning autist I'm sold already, and I am not joking.

Kek

>>72510845
except from diseases. the strings don't work on things like bladder stones.

>Perks for being a Sorawrity: praise from banchou
>Octavio: "Why would they want that?"

sorawrity are just people with praise kinks

>>72511102
He hasn't done much praising though

jutai will always be dinopet to me

"I'm not pregnant!!...Oh wait, I am."
Banchou...

Ruze is downloading dd2 pawns while the boys are trying to stream...

Why are there so many enemies this time kek

Uh oh

He got doppelganged...

That was kinda spooky actually

jurard is gonna die before 30

>Adobong Manok
They were referring to this by the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_UxyQ7cb3I

chatgpt is itt???

ONE MORE TIME

>watching banchou
>get a midroll ad telling me to be careful taking my meds

Uh oh

>leave japan
>suffer from power and internet issues
pain. i want to save all the boys...

>Banchou got attacked and then the stream died
KEK

It got him in real life...

BANCHOU IS BACK

>>72513293
Get rich, anon

oh his pc crashed

Jurard is a cheap whore

can all the boys roll their R's

Why doesn't anyone ever ask for an oya oya

>>72513628
Can bettel do it?

Jurard is rejecting birth control...

To anyone wondering what Jurard just said that freaked the chat out, he said "pinutok na lang sa kama" meaning "ejaculated/came on the bed"

>>72514141
I BOTH MISS AND HATE MAGNI DEZMOND

JURARD DIED AGAIN

reminder that tavi's pc is probably 10x worse than banchou's

One of these days indie horror slop is going to contain malware

what is

Oh god they're talking about pubes

what the fuck are they talking about

>"Once you stretch it too much it becomes curly - that's how strings work, right?"
Banchou...

>>72514756
>>72514748

does anybody here know the name of banchou's bgm? I like the piano sound

>Owes Tavi either $350 or $900

always pick something else if you see a boeing plane on the ticket

>>72515358
That's not possible a lot of times because most commercial flights are boeings

>>72514141
Crossover that I never expected to see here.

I love hearing their zatsu together. Jutai love

Is this kayfabe or real

Thank u tavi for making him share his experience

>Everyone in holostars streaming at the same time

>>72515440
Only Philippine Airlines has Boeing (777) in its fleet. Cebu Pacific has none.

>>72514141
JP MRE stream onegai

>>72515777
Have we ever had 100% overlap before? The most I remember was 7 out of 8.

>Octavio birthday soon
I wonder what he'll do

>>72516169
He'll celebrate his birthday

>>72516271
What if he dies before it happens :(