/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I will RAPE this cute little pink rabbit and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me

The previous thread sucked.

awa

Honestly, Pippa should do a thighhigh reveal for her 333k stream

>>72502746
NOW (Literally right now)
Dead Minutes

SOON
Kokoromo Memory (09:00UTC | 5m | Ringfit Adventure)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdaAVExwROA
Ayase Yuu (11:00UTC | 2h5m | Q Remastered)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amMuYlH371Y
Gram Pico (13:00UTC | 4h5m | Pico Friend: Sakura Nagomi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs7AQtC-BW0
Muu Muyu (14:00UTC | 5h5m | Morning Zoomba)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrMICsTne9o

LATER
Erina Makina (15:00UTC | 6h5m | ASMR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFcKFTTperU
Kaneko Lumi (16:00UTC | 7h5m | Pokémon Snakewood)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c75RMvA26_U
Ember Amane (19:00UTC | 10h5m | ASMR)
https://www.youtube.com/@EmberAmane/streams
Saya Sairroxs (20:00UTC | 11h5m | Shinkansen 0)
https://www.youtube.com/@sayasairroxs/streams
Kaneko Lumi (21:00UTC | 12h5m | Warhammer w/ Miia & Clio)
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Muu Muyu (21:00UTC | 12h5m | Room Reviews)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmDSK2m4MMI
Shiina, Uruka & Hina (???UTC | ??? | Off-Collab) Sometime in the afternoon (PST)
https://www.youtube.com/@AmanogawaShiina/streams
Pipkin Pippa (23:00UTC | 14h4m | OSRS)
https://www.twitch.tv/pippa
Pipkin Pippa (01:00UTC | 16h4m | Katawa Shojo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZrR9xE6Uis
Eimi Isami (02:00UTC | 17h4m | Yakuza 0) May turn into Stardew Valley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yIGEMBr_lU
Chisaka Airi (04:00UTC | 19h4m | Fire Emblem Randomiser w/ Clio, Sayu & Rennie)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfNrjPszUO0
Kaminari Clara (06:00UTC | 21h4m | Elden Ring)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgD1Ar2tDl4
Kokoromo Memory (09:00UTC | 24h4m | Handcrafts: Making a Pico(?) - Handcam)
https://www.youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_/streams
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 26h4m | Membership Opening)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y64IBEot_2g
Muu Muyu (14:00UTC | 29h4m | Morning Zoomba)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zKWfyDXwrI
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 29h4m | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

Notes:
>Pico is taking submissions for tonight's Pico Friend https://twitter.com/grampico_/status/1772579248160776490
>Airi is taking submissions for a NND nostalgia stream next week https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri/status/1767035116998783242
>Lia is taking submissions for the Rinmama Q&A this week https://marshmallow-qa.com/rinkouashelia
>Muyu is taking submissions for room reviews tomorrow https://twitter.com/Muu_Muyu/status/1772457490518622618

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi

Connectors are the best livers

>>72502772
pippa doesn't use deodorant confirmed

>>72502772
>vinegar for fabric softener
Man, how white trash is she?

>>72502824
why does her vagene hang like sleeve of wizard's robe?

>tfw watching eimi at 1.5x speed to fidn the clip when she realizes she banko’d her memba tiers
It’s peak hamster. All eimi content should be consumed at 1.5x speed

>dead hours
i miss jelly uuuuuuuu

Good morning.
Is Xalabussy still afraid of Lumi's nail?

>>72502994

>have a "talent" for getting streamers and youtubers to reply to my comments without spending any money
>75% of the time it's negative attention because I guess I'm just that unpleasant
>even million+ subscriber youtube channels will directly talk about shit I said in the comments thinking nobody was going to read it in videos
someone take this away from me or teach me how to disable opening the comments

>>72502923
That's more of a granola thing

>>72503056
Stop watching vtubers

>>72502994
this image scares xalabussy

you know how in Elden Ring Marika is Radagon and Radagon is Marika? yeah it's like that with Fishman and Xalamon

>>72503090
I've yet to piss off a tuber, at least.

>>72502949
Permanent gape from oversized horse dildos

https://twitter.com/KanyeWest/status/1773379594768253033
I hope Sakana doesn't participate this year

>>72503176
Speaking of oversized animal dildos, has pippa commented on bad dragon suing another dildo company for copying their patented dragon dildo with knot design? Pippa should know seeing as how she is a scalie and an expert.

>27 streamers
>30 squibs
>4 threads

>>72502971
>she banko’d her memba tiers
she what now?

>>72503185
>Koefficient
who?

>>72503185
Better than the nog they had last year

>>72503185
i hope he cosplays as Mococo at offkai

>>72503056
I used to troll tyler1 back in the day. Was funny seeing him blow his stack pre-greek/macayla

>>72503235
He’s the guy fishman paid to review every phase coffee ever made.

>>72503235
he's a guy who hates coffee who reviewed all of the phase coffees and gave them all 0/10

>>72503229
set sily prices on member tiers

>>72503235
vtuber clips react streamer

>>72502528
Tf kind of dollar store mori is this?

further proof: Xalamon sounds kinda like a jap saying Salmon. Salmon are fish, Xalamon is a man. see where I am going with this? Xalamon (Salmon) is a man, a FISHMAN if you will. wake up sheeple it's been right infront of us this entire time!

I haven't watched a single loki and runie stream aside from their debut stream. They're too cringe

>>72503224
Dizzy should cover it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdaAVExwROA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdaAVExwROA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdaAVExwROA

>>72503224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WnGrZTg4uc

>>72503281
best chuuba 2024

>>72503260
Fish should have paid him to kill himself

>>72503119
almost as bad as when pippa let this happen

>>72503195

>>72503281
This is the main general. Please direct all discussion of Gen 3 talents ("Runie Ruse," in this case) to /pcgen3/.

>>72503281
One who ACTUALLY has the pass

>>72503235
He's collabed with tenma a few times he's harmless

>>72502971
post it when it find it i haven't watched a stream in too long

>>72503317
is that a sprite can? AIEEEEEEEEEE

>>72503321
all she has to do is show Fish this model and she's a shoo in for invader

>>72503293
STOP NOTICING

>>72503281
If we’re going to talk about holoen, I just want to say Clara is 100% correct in hating/having beef with kiara knowing what we know now about the EN clique

>>72503353
The only thing hexa is invading is the local razor store

it would be real fucking nice if we stopped talking about xalamon or salmon or whoever the fucking faggot that is :)

>>72503398
the gumis have gone schizo

>>72503388
peropero

Post Mia's Pippa and Marine cosplay

>>72502994
That was such a ridiculously idiotic and pointless arc. All because her mods are maliciously stupid.

>>72503434
did he really make her censor her nails because it was too shiny? wtf

>>72503434
QRD? I missed that Lumi arc because I was catching up on old divegrass

>>72503462
>>72503464

I feel like Marimari would do good in Phase Connect if she joined

>>72503388
>mentally ill
>fantastic singer
exactly what Sakana looks for in a chuuba

>>72503519
She and chromu should join as invaders

bros shes so cringe fr i hate her but i cant stop thinking about her every day and every night. I think i might turn into a gosling bros i don't feel so good
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>be me uoh
> forever alone

I MISS WEMI CHAN UUUUUUU
her feet bros

>>72503586
ai generated post

>>72503656

What are some proofs that Wemi has feet?

>>72503716
https://youtu.be/3w6mMbO5Rhw?t=3224

>>72503388
Kek

I had another dream about Lumi last night, we were on a date at the opera, it was La Traviata, we had box seats and she was wearing a white dress with elbow gloves, just before Libiamo, ne’ lieti calici was supposed to start she excused herself to to go to the toilet but then she appeared on the stage and sang it with Pavarotti. Kinda wild but a nice dream.

>>72503321
HEXA SEXA with me

>>72503093
explain this screenshot to me

>>72503810
seek help

>>72503810
Xala moment

>>72503810
that's way too specific you're just making shit up now

>>72503582
>slut idols
mmm... maybe it could work...

>>72503656
Newfag or bait?

>>72503857
hey, you can call me a faggot or whatever but that goes too far

I unironically feel the new phase splits were made by nijisisters to slide threads making fun of nijien’s rushed live off the catalog

>>72503985
It's just retards being retarded

>>72503228
>4 threads
5 right now, 7 if you include Panko tummy & the retarded numberfag. 9 if you include /fvr/ & /tsunx/

Memory has not started, yet, I'm almost done with my routine.

>>72504042
dont forget pchex, pchexdec, pcgen2, pcia, pippa and lig

>>72503985
It's always been the same activists. Look at their thread content, it's the same way they kill threads on every board

>>72503423
>the gumis
The singular retard woke up and has begun his daily samefag routine, he'll be here doing the same thing for the next 12-14 hours before he goes to sleep

>>72503810
I had a dream about Lumi a few days ago, Lumi had stomach flu, and she had to go really badly. She squatted on my chest and had a massive diarrhea. Not only was there shit all over my chest, but some splattered on my face, and a bit went into my nose.

memory has this weird voice quirk where she occasionally goes... hoarse? grunty? mid-sentence. i don't even know how to describe it. it's like how she'd sound if she were screaming her lungs out, except without the volume.
do you guys hear it? what the hell is that?

>>72504148
Probably hard to maintain keyfob while exercising

>>72504115
I'm talking currently baked threads that are open right now

>>72504141
that wasn't a dream, you just fainted after it happened, i cleaned you with a hose and dumped your body on the street
t. Lumi

>>72504148
She's like 60 years old idk what you're expecting

>>72504234
Based GILF aerobics

>>72504264

>>72504264
I wonder if she does the same guffaws alone

Lumi should do a Meet&Grope at offkai. I want to touch the star pudge.

I love my girlfriend Runie

>>72504384
pink woman... good?

is pico still allowed here? i don't know which thread is which

my favorite phase connect reaction image is the one of remi going :(

whenever lumi leaves, vei plays fallout, when vei isnt streaming, lumi plays fallout, seems sus

>>72504491
/pcg/ is for all talents

>>72504363
my slampig

>>72504590
the fuck? then what are the other threads for?

>>72504622
/lia/ is for Lia
/pcgia/ is for gen2+jelly avatarfagging
/pcg3/ is for that one mentally ill runiefag
/pcgf/ is for phase friend posting
/pcgcof/ is for coffee posting

>>72504665
I saw a jp thread earlier

>>72504491
/pcg/ is for everyone in Phase, even the gayest of capipis posting about Pippa are on topic
If you want to also post in a split as well feel free to I will think less of you for it though

>>72504564
don't look too deeply into it, there's nothing there

>>72504622
For people that got their feelings hurt in this one and want to have a safe space outside of /here/

>>72504325
she saw it

>>72504719
They seem to be actually typing in Japanese there so if they survive it'll be the first valid split in my eyes

>>72504622
for when this thread is too shit to use

>>72504491
You better keep posting here, don't let some fag tell you that you don't belong

>>72504795
>4:46 am
nigger go to bed

>>72504830
but they keep saying this or that isn't allowed or is the wrong thread's culture... i dont know what to do...

>>72504795
we did it /pcg/

>>72504564
they're the same person

>>72504795
hell yeah

>>72504858
See the names in the OP? You can post about any of those people, anyone complains ignore them or reply with this link https://www.amazon.com/s?k=rope

>>72504784
To be fair, /pcg/ accumulated a lot of braindamaged schizos over the years whose only goal seems to be to shit up the thread. 6 hours of Lumi antiposting followed by 6 hours of Pippa antiposting just gets tiresome after a while.

>>72505131
People like to say this is the reason for the splits, but most of those posts are made by the split OPs to agitate people. You can't cleanly separate the "big events that caused the splits" from just big cases of spam advertising for the splits.

>>72504665
You could've just said all of them are for antis.

>>72505199
Sometimes yes sometimes know, there are definitely anons in the splits with a vendetta against /pcg/. The liker thread seethes about /pcg/ on a weekly basis, for example.

Alright, I'm watching the Pippa vod. Bear with me. Her understanding of the Easter story seems to be that leaving the house is "leaving the situation," as in giving up and conceding. Surely she doesn't actually believe that? It's a pretty harsh shame tactic, a power move she pulled against Filian in their collab.

Is she stupid or just lying or what? She does this herself.

>>72505131
You can't say this when we had one of the slowest "Pippa hours" ever, and it's not even the first time this week. As for the Gumis yeah just avoid Lumi hours if you care that much.

>>72505267
people that watch phase but hate /pcg/ isn't any sort of new phenomenon, its been that way in the catalog forever
the seanigger majority of /vt/ just can't cut it here

>>72505199
Yeah I don't doubt for a second that the fags pushing for splits are part of the threadshitters however you can't maintain a thread on your own. In the end people want to use splits because /pcg/ is just plain bad half of the time.

>>72505131
I forward the notion for 24 hours of brapposting about hina, runie, erina and clara.
It's the only way to save the thread.

>>72505472
lol

>>72505392
>seanigger majority of /vt/
It's fucking bizarre how outside of vutbers you'd never hear a single word about Indonesia and friends.

>>72505472
It's weird for people who feel that way go out of their way to hang out with the biggest threadshitters.

>>72503235
Tenma brought him into the sphere of Phase Friends.

>>72505357
>girl wants a guy who holds his ground and doesn't just run away when things get difficult

>>72505472
True, threadshitter or not, shitpost or serious, it doesn't matter if they're half the posts and discussion is impossible. I can't count the amount of actual conversation I've had /here/ in the past month on one hand and I post on a daily basis.

>>72505545
people shit on them in every weebshit and weebshit adjacent circle

>>72505717
anon, are you sure you just aren't interesting to talk to?

>>72505552
How is it weird? Not like they gonna antibait and falseflag in their own threads.

The new holo game looks cool btw. But I don't know if it will cause the same brainrot Pippa had for Holocure. We'll see.

>>72505800
Maybe, but the few conversations I have had were pretty nice. There's some decent people /here/ they're just berried under a million layers of shit and irony. I don't blame people for not wanting to dig through that.

having all these splits suck

>>72505780
Not really, at least outside of also v-tuber adjacent weeb circles. It's mind boggling how population dense they are despite how ignored they are by the western world. Even I myself, who prides himself on geography, could not place a tack more accurately than southeast of india.

>>72505472
Fair, but the recent gen 3 and jp splits were obviously forced by threadshitters. While pcg can be pretty retarded there are certainly people either intentionally shitting up the thread themselves or using the shitshow as an opening to force splits. Peruano being an easy example

>>72505831
Last time she played holocure her fans attacked the dev like rabid dogs. She's not gonna play this one feel free to grudge post me.

>>72505674
The win condition is not refusing to host the event (autism checklist logic), it's making his displeasure clear to the wife (communication). If you think what he has to do here is prevent the Easter event at all costs or he loses the argument, you are asking him to have a tantrum and barricade the door and scream at his wife (absolute breakdown of communication). She made the situation awkward and now she has to explain why the family isn't there.

It's not the most elegant solution but it's not running away, it's still very confrontational and keeps the kids from having to listen to arguing all night. She has chosen to respect the wishes of her mother at all costs even if it trashes their relationship, and the whole immediately family is shaming her for it. It's the exact solution Pippa seems to want, but she can't get over this idea of winning and losing and "fighting" vs "running." He didn't run, he applied pressure.

>>72506118
The win condition is to mix lead in a food item you know only your fucking in-laws will eat.

Oh wow. Are we looping rampant anti splitniggery again?

>>72504491
/pcg/ is only for hetrosexuals, so you are fine

>>72506297
Yeah, man. I can't believe /pcg/ is STILL so rabidly anti split!

>>72505357
Her solution was better, but she has a penchant for
>erm, the woman created the problem and was completely unreasonable but the man, after an argument didn't respond 100% perfectly so they are both at fault
woman brain bullshit. The play was absolutely to say "call your mom back and tell her that we won't be hosting or I will and I won't be as nice"
What I want to know is how all holidays at their house got established in the first place

>>72506118
I think her viewpoint is that if he doesn't stand his ground and go "no this isn't happening, there will be no discussion, it's not going to happen cancel it or I will" is that if the guy leaves it's not going to change anything because the wife is a pushover to her mom and sister or whatever and stuff like this going to keep happening.
The vast majority of these streams are just so Pippa can throw ideas and discussions about shit like this around. Which is more difficult because chat can also be extremely retarded.

>>72506324

>>72506454
This bitch really wants to be slapped around instead of talked to, huh?

it's over..

>>72506454
>Erm, I don't have an argument about this that doesn't make me sound like a massive retard cuck, so this sounds really heckin sus-chat

>>72504137
fuck he's on too me!

Memory is in the zone. She is going to beat the bara dragon

>>72506454
>>72506118
>>72506293
If a man invited his parents over and the women left the house, all of chat would be screaming that she’s cucking him.
But it’s ok when the guy does it though.
Hoe about he simply stays, welcomes his in-laws in, tell them he didn’t know they’d be coming today. And chill on the couch and watch tv. He has no obligation to entertain her family but he shouldn’t run away either.

>>72506584
She'll be dead by the end though lmao.

The Lia stream about time starting at zero was a joke, right? She was goofing?

Is uh, is Memory ok?

>>72506614
You're projecting your fetish onto the rest of the world again, anon. Don't do that.

>>72504557
this image makes me smile every time I see it

>>72503224
What company is being sued? And do they still offer that?

>>72506679
Looks like she died

>>72506459
shoo!
back to your fag general

>>72505357
Pippa was right. Splitting your family is a worse outcome than uninviting the intruders. That's what happened and everything else is fluff trying to obfuscate the issue.

Chat, why does my pee feel so hot?

Mems slayed the Dragon!

>>72505984
There was no big attack. Pippa played the game often and freely. Take your meds, dramasister.

>145bpm
Still better than Nasa surprisingly

Her panting is seriously cute. Not too obscene but still erotic.

>>72506790
I told you not to put icy hot on your pipi.

What is the bigger menace:
Pink women or yellow women?

Phase Connect friends list #1
▼ Filian
Twitter: https://twitter.com/filianIsLost
Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/filian | https://www.youtube.com/@filianIsLost
▼ Chikafuji Lisa 近藤リサ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@chikafujilisa | https://www.twitch.tv/chikafujilisa
▼ Kirsche Verstahl (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/KirscheVerstahl
Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/kirsche | https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3N8ceQAY0F_kJG0aJNttLg
▼ MariMari_EN (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/MARIMARI_EN
Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/marimari_en | https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG5vZgELi3on_pksaLrIoxw
▼ Natsumi Hanamori “Chinchilla” 花守 なつみ (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/natumi_hana
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@FlowerguardNatsumi
▼ Matoi Miia
Twitter: https://twitter.com/matoimiia
Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/miia
▼ Sleepy Project
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Sleepy_Proj
Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/Sleepy_Project
▼ Clio Aite
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ClioAite
Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/clioaite
▼ Jean “Jets” Faymas
Twitter: https://twitter.com/jeanfaymas
Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/jeanfaymas
▼ Fallenshadow
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT
Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow
▼ Nyana Banyana (EN/ES)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Nyanabanyana
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@NyanaBanyana
▼ Sawa Grapes Sama
Twitter: https://twitter.com/SourGrapeVA
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@SourGrapeVA
▼ Sena Bonbon
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Bonbon_Sena
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@senabonbon
▼ Nina Saotome
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ninanininvt
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@NinanininVT
▼ Olivia Monroe
Twitter: https://twitter.com/VT_OliviaMonroe
Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/OliviaMonroe
▼ Nekrolina
Twitter: https://twitter.com/nekrolina
Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/nekrolina
▼ Aoi Moi 向葵もい
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Amoi_moi_moi
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@AoiMoiCh
▼ Henya the Genius
Twitter: https://twitter.com/henyathegenius
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@henyathegenius
▼ Sayu Sincronisity 真黒
Twitter: https://twitter.com/sayusyn
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@SayuSincronisity
▼ Nova Aokami
Twitter: https://twitter.com/novavreverie
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@NovaAokami
▼ Saruei
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Saruei_
Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/saruei
▼ Kiyomi “Kiki” Pyon-Pyon
Twitter: https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@KikiCh-
▼ Pomu Rainpuff (retired)
Twitter sealed: https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuff
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@PomuRainpuff
▼ Mavia
Twitter: https://twitter.com/lucastremavia
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@LucastreMavia
▼ Abi Kadabura
Twitter: https://twitter.com/AbiKadabura
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@AbiKadabura
▼ Nopi Tulpe ノピ・テュルーペ (JP/EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/intent/follow?screen_name=nopitulpe
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3dbXpajj5SAHLjSdvXJjw
▼ Coyote コヨーテ
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Coyote_KEMOV
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCabMjG8p6G5xLkPJgEoTnDg
▼ Hexa ch. EN ヘキサ
Twitter: https://twitter.com/HexaVT
Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/hexa
▼ HinaBoBina
Twitter: https://twitter.com/HinaBoBinaVT
Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/hinabobina
▼ Kureiji Ollie (オリー) (ID)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/kureijiollie
Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@KureijiOllie
▼ Nyaru
Twitter: https://twitter.com/nyaruchuuu
Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/nyaruchuuu
▼ Chromu
Twitter: https://twitter.com/chromuchromu
Channel: https://www.twitch.tv/chromuchromu

I MISS EIMI UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>72506297
Do you also think that all the Holo and Niji offshoots are anti-threads?

>>72505983
>gen 3 and jp splits were obviously forced
You can't force people to post in there. And if your argument is that nobody is actually posting in there beyond some "threadshitters" bumping the thread then nothing is lost anyways.

>>72506848
I like the yellow woman but I can see that they cause a disproportionate amount of schizoposting

>>72506614
That is extremely cucked. The fellow is cucked for accepting that one sided shit in the first place. The first play was to recognize that isn't marriage material and that he can do better than to marry into that family of push overs and leeches. Failing that, tell your inlaws to fuck off to the park if you can't lay off the meth and henesy long enough to afford a home that outstrips your inability to use a condom

>>72506848
I like both

>tfw Jelly was the first vtuber of note to play Balatro on yt

>>72505984
Do I not remember this correctly? I could have sworn the dev "forbid" modding, and Twitter went fucking ballistic because of Pippa streaming a modded version. Or maybe just because of the existence of a Pippa mod.

>>72506848
But those are my favorite women?!

>>72506885
Holo and Niji are big corpos.
Phase is a small corpo
That comparison is disingenuous

>>72506989
The monkey crawl on 4 so the humans can run

>>72507008
Me too, that doesn't change that they're both a menace, though.
https://files.catbox.moe/3br107.mp4

>>72507003
it was literally just a few twitter holodrones, and a few /#/niggers trying to start a drama

>>72503833

>>72506958
>He’s too scared to say hello to people who visit his house
You by any chance an introvert?

>>72507101
>/#/niggers
Newfriend here, what is an hashtag nigger? Is it an irc thing?

>>72507183
>>>/vt/#/

>>72506989
Jelly is a part of the Vtuber Illuminati. It's not even the first time she starts a trend.

>>72507183
If you don’t know what this image means, you should lurk moar

>>72507199
God damn it that doesn't work
>>72502668

>>72506802
>>72507003
Pippa played a mod and the dev shortly after made a statement against mod since endorsing them would cause a lot of issues between him and Cover. The problem was that it happened only after Pippa stream when just the day before he liked Henya playing a custom mod about her. Pippa fans went rabid over this.

>>72503833
he sent her a dick pic and wanted to react to it on stream

>>72506958
>he’s abandoned the principle of sacred hospitality
No wonder the gods have abandoned you

>Phasefriend spam
We hardly discuss Phase talents, why do I have to scroll past this? No one wants this.

>>72507267
oh right I remember. What a fag.

>>72507034
>Phase is a small corpo
not anymore

>>72507310
>why do I have to scroll past this?
You don't have to. Use adblock.

>>72507310
Filter him.

>>72507305
Most interesting rebuttal I've seen. Props.

Whats the deal with clara kalamari? She isn't japanese and isn't a squid

>>72507338
But I was told filtering shit posts makes me a whiney baby and my self worth can't handle that

does anyone else here find the visualization of the thigh band in the air in ring fit adventure to be strangely erotic?

>>72507267
What a little bitch

>>72507166
Are you a neet? The problem is the amount of work it takes to host guests because your relatives are lazy fucking leeches that never amounted to anything thinking that because you worked hard and laid off the booze and crack entitles them to mooch off you more than a dozen times a year. t. guy who grew up in a trailer house

>>72507379
Filtering literal spam is fine. It's the only shit I've filtered.

>>72507392
Thank God.
It wasn't just me.

>>72507441
imagine memory's quivering thighs after an intense workout

>>72507379
well you're already making a big baby fuss about having to scroll past that schizo so why not go all the way

>>72507305
hospitality has always been a two way street. It's only with the advent of urban sociopathy that people lack the dignity to not pitch in at all take advantage of family like that.

>>72507003
>>72507267
Listen I know you’re tying to concernfag and samefag this nontroversy into a thing but it seems you have a fundamental misunderstanding of Capippalist Culture.
If an outsider threatens our oshi, it’s only natural for the fans to call him out on that. In fact I’d go as far as to say it’s a healthy community duty and that anything less would be the meekness of a lesser fanbase. What’s the point of cultivating a community who won’t even watch your back - and (you) treat that virture like it’s somehow bad. Try scolding a boar for rolling in the mud again and you’ll get gored. It’s his nature.

guys...

Is Yuu actually stupid?

>>72507410
>amount of work it takes to host guests
All they need is TV, water and a few pizzas.
If the wife wants to do more that’s on her.
Simple. You’re overthinking again

>>72507534
I don't think that guy said anything untrue nor contrary to what you're saying desu

>>72507310
Tell him to kill himself. If mods deem his post to be pcg related (not deleted after numerous reports) then so is your comment. When the threads turns shitty enough, it will start being deleted.

>>72507583
Yes but that's what makes her cute.

>>72507617
And, you know.

>>72507617
Oh I know what he’s doing. He’s trying to shame us for our own nature as a fanbase. This is Phase Connect Motherfuckers. Boys can get rowdy sometimes. That’s the way things are. Just got to be content with that

>>72507583
No way. She's a SUPAH GENIUS!!

>>72507605
And clean the house. And do the dishes. And keep people entertained and having fun. And making sure everyone has enough food and alcohol, And to making sure nobody is drunk driving or otherwise harming themselves. And paying for everything.
i genuinely feel bad for your relatives. They are working their ass of for no benefit only once a year and their gay retard cousin is saying "yeah, but like you could be letting me sponge more often..."

>>72507864
And clean up the trash if they won't, and change the sheets and air out the rooms if they won't, and unclog the toilets if they won't. Even without entertaining them, the workload goes up a lot if you have standards and they don't.

>>72507915
Exactly. There is a lot of work that goes into hosting a family gathering. It's not that bad if it's a labor of love, but one family shouldn't be expected to be responsible for that more than once a year. Especially if you aren't blood related to the mooch squad that contributes nothing.

>>72502528
It's time to trim this OP post.

>>72508152
True, we already have splits for Gen 2, Invaders, Gen 3, and Gen 1 JP. It makes the most sense to remove these Livers from the main OP now.

lumi owes me paizuri

hina owes me buttzuri

>>72508152
>>72508228
kys

>>72508295
You disagree with us, but you also post Jelly. Why?

>>72508152
Yes, jsut pastebin all gen links, OP post doesn't need to take 2 full screens to scroll through.

>>72508228

>>72508228
>Livers

>>72508415
Phasers are the best Livers

>>72503056
Why are you so negative

>>72508415
ikr, mines shot from alcoholism already anyway.

Pippa, Pippa, we've been on a funny journey, you and me,
And I hope you can see, that where you're supposed to be, is with me on /pcg/
You know, they say nice guys finish last, but for you, Pippa, I can promise it will be you who finishes last (if ever)
You see, Pippa, this trilby that doth sit upon these oiled slicken locks, nest and home to so many tiny rrats of this big old thread of ours
For this trilby can only be tipped so many times, and with so much vigor, before my arm will be of no use to me, for when I think of you, Pippa
Oh Pippa, my white trash goddess from the trailer park, your sublime feet, like two frosted snowballs of milk resting beneath slippas so sweet, and so fair, that it could make my cargo shorts as wet as a can of mountain dew
And mountain dew, will simply not do. Because all I want to quench my thirst, Pippa, is you
Please respond Pippa, please, I love you

any fembb's here that will cosplay as hina and let me tongue punch their butthole?

any lovebugs know which stream dizzy cried when reading rosemi's marshmallow?

>>72508620
>fembb's
no such thing

How do I find women like jelly? No nevermind she would endlessly rag on me for not having a good enough job and being suboptimal.

>>72508694
she would also subdivide the household into like 15 different threads

>>72508525
I don't know. Perhaps it's me following in my father's angry alcoholic's footsteps despite fighting to be the opposite of that. Perhaps I'm just too autistic. Perhaps it's the toxic masculinity accrued from having and eight inch cock. Regardless, it wasn't intentional.

>>72504622
To talk about girls without having to mentally filter the raw sewage that this thread becomes during timeloops. Despite calling splits anti threads /pcg/ contains 95% of all antiposting.

>>72508694
find an chinese SEA

>>72508730
>into like 15 different threads
Sounds based, why are you guys so stubborn?

One talent per thread

>>72508694
You have to vaccinate them when they're young and hope.

>>72508867
Only if I can post any talents in any thread. I just don't want to see Pippa.

>>72508796
Don't you have fauna vods to watch or something?

>>72502864
This is you

I will let her cook for as long as she needs.
MICHI LOVE

Ok, /pcg/, throw me some numbers

>>72508969
>random fauna seethe
poettering

stop being retarded /pcg/

All the falseflagging and thread splitting will weaken the general and culture.
Unityfags were right all along.
Death to dramaniggers. It's an astroturf campaign.
No I will not take my meds.

>>72508867
the talents threads will eventually conduct diplomacy and form conglomerations ala how holo now has the "Mel, Choco, Aki, Roboco, Matsuri & Ririka General"

>>72509055
you can't make me

>>72508969
Mindbroken
>>72509055
Reply to everything

>>72509048
Nah it's well known the Starknight that started /pcgia/ was a sapling. IDK why's he's wasting his tim here though.

>>72509063
The falseflagging will continue until morale improves.

I had 6 meetings today and 3 more to go and it's only 2pm AAAAAAAA, i'm going insane!!
PHASE CONNECT
7/9 are with french so maybe you can uderstand my pain

>>72508694
You don't.
Stop asking.

>>72508907
all talents in all threads. No more borders between brothers and sisters. We are all the same color underneet.

>>72509123
>tim

Wait a second, Yuu is actually... really cute? I didnt know Phase had actual good talents

>>72509150
It's easter, you shouldn't be working an-on

Phase friends general is actually a good idea
plus the phase friends ritualpost is way too long and annoying to scroll past

>>72505552
You want to blame every negative thing on a nebulous outsider and deciding that everyone who posts in a split is just there to anti post while saying anons who only post in /pcg/ are poor victims who dindu nuffin is a load of shit. It's the same as hlgg, /#/ and the nijiniggers saying all Phase fans do nothing but anti their girls and post catalog bait about them.

>>72509042
Mark 15:25, 33
And it was the third hour, and they crucified Him... And when the sixth hour was come, there was darkness over the whole earth until the ninth hour.
Sombre Good Friday!

>>72509156
I SAID NEVERMIND

>no smoking
Shut up Yuu! Yuu are not my mom!

>>72509063
>thread culture
24/7 gay ops because you think fans of another talent want to kill the children you're hypothetically going to have in the crib and therefore need to be shamed into silence isn't conducive to Vtuber discourse.

>>72509150
Today is a Holiday.

I want to backhand lumi so bad. To see her initial reaction of pure shock, to look down on her while she holds her face stunned. I'm robbed of all joys worth living for.

>>72509243
The list could just be a rentry, I've seen a lot of other generals use those for long lists of channel links.

>>72509252
What the fuck else do you do? Post in your threads? You bump them just enough to stop them 404ing and do all actual discussion here.

>>72509063
Define /pcg/ culture

>>72509150
>spoiler
That's fucked up.

>>72509252
lol

>>72509220
>>72509312
i'm eastern yuro, easter in on may 5th for me

>>72509362
thanks anon, at least someone understands

>You will understand japanese and speak it perfectly

But

>You will have to marry one of the JP talents(Iori, Nasa, Michiru, Lia and Tenma included)

Would you?

>>72508641
Damn

>>72509332
>>72509243
They're never going to adhere to it.
It's nearly 2 years of unmitigated seethe over Kirsch not being added to the OP and that's not gonna calm down any time soon.

>>72509354
Fun and posting. Go together like a bun and hosting

>>72509413
Alright, Tenma. You win.

Yuu's tits look extra snug today.

>>72509413
no, the only PC talent i'll marry is Lumi

>>72502923
It works, and doesn't have chemicals that we'll probably find out give you cancer 10 years from now. But shouldn't be used routinely, and bad for elasticated things. You don't need any softener period most of the time.

>>72509418
I'll make a deal if she becomes an average healthy weight I won't complain about her. I know she's massive just off her hands so at the bare minimum she has to lose 100lbs.

>>72509499
Lumi owes me 841 vaginal sex, 65 anal sex, 120 oral sex, 439 paizuri and 6 handjob. You can marry her after she did all of that.

how much sex does Lumi owe me? how many bread have you eaten?

>>72509243
Anon the entire point of phase friend posting is to antibait. The schizo does this horseshit every few months.

I don't wish to wife vtubers anymore. What is the most painless way to kill myself?

>>72509678
Nitrogen.

>>72509678
Nuclear bomb

>>72509678
Nitrogen gas

>>72509678
Look up exit bag

Why do vertical streams attract so many people as opposed to regular streams?

>>72509678
Couldn't you just google that?

>>72509678
Just get one of those masturbator machines from Auschwitz. The one nazis used to jerk off jews until they died. I think thats a pretty good way to go.

>>72509764
Do they? Numbers seem pretty average, if not slightly lower than usual.

I don't having splits is too big of a deal, it just means more divegrass teams and therefore more chances of actually winning (since it is, at a certain level, basically just a lottery).

>>72509413
What's the point if I can't marry Clara?

>>72509793
No my aim is to project my disillusionment with fake ass women tapping in my ear.

>>72509820
>I don't having splits

>>72509413
>Lia
>Tenma
>Japanese
?

>>72509413
Nasa and Da Michi would unironically be good wife material, they're fun but not *so* menhera that they can't take care of themselves in a relationship.

>>72509820
>I don't having splits

>>72509895
A Mexican with Japanese blood is still Japanese but still a Mexican

>>72509820
I think you should keep making splits

>>72509354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpnstGBAki0

Who gives the sloppiest blowjob in Phase Connect?

>>72509678
ask phase friend Rusty Cage if you can use his lemonade stand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odF-g0KxSQ4

>>72509969
>>72504860

>>72509969
Me(im not a talent(im a male))

>>72509918
Nasa is a country side mountain woman. She can do more and take better care of her self than most of /pcg/ you don't walk around a village naked without pure strength.

>>72509820
One day we will win.
The /tsunX/ win in VTL3 is a retroactive Phase win, right? Right?

Alright, newfriends, open wide. I'm going to tell you the story of Phase Enemy /#/.
/#/ is the "Numbers" general on /vt/. It's a thread that's supposed to focus on discussion of "number" metrics - CCV, sub counts, revenues, VOD views and such.
The first issue is that trying to reduce vtubing to a number-based popularity contest is an incredibly dumb idea.
The second issue is that the people who actually like that dumb idea are the kind of undesirables you don't want to see on the board.
Over time, /#/ has attracted and retained some of the worst schizos, antis, falseflaggers, doxxing aficionados and miscellaneous vtuber drama enthusiasts the community has on offer.
The thread has long devolved into a melting pot of vtuber drama, and the locals are well known for creating numerous catalog bait threads, raiding other generals (including /pcg/), buying bots to screw with number metrics, encouraging and engaging in "console wars" between fans of different vtuber companies, falseflagging as different fanbases to stir hostilities between them on /vt/, falseflagging on other platforms, compiling screenshots of their own falseflags to use as "tribal war" ammunition, and more. They love and enjoy corporate wars and drama, and will go out of their ways to create more of both.
This is why /#/ is nearly universally hated - and a big part of why any discussion of metrics like CCV is heavily frowned upon. It's not uncommon to see calls for /#/ to be banned entirely - but while this blighted thread remains on /vt/, it remains an enemy to /pcg/.

>>72510109
Who cares, make a /pcdrama/ split if you want to make posts like this

>>72510184
is this a self-report? are splitniggers an actual /#/fag raid?

>>72510109
>newfriends
containment breaker detected

Phase Connect and anything related to it should be banned from /vt/.

I hate Pippa

>>72510109
Two sentences, or less please. I choose to believe you're just a schizo making shit up.

>>72510109
Only nijisisters hate /#/ this much (for good reason) and it's not the /#/ fags that make the catalog baits, other people just take the stuff from there and use it for bait as we all know numbers are the most objective material there is

>>72510257
He has no evidence whatsoever that /#/ has ever posted here

>Unironic #'s apologists
Wew

I only shit on pipnigs when you spam Pippa in /#/. Wow, your grifter whore has 3k ccv wooooow most Twitch thots can do that.

>>72510279
>monkey thinks we forgot about the Runie raid just a few days ago after someone crossposted about it in the /#/ thread

>>72510109
All of this is correct.

>>72510386
they’re still posting about it there btw

holy mother of bait
every single numbernigger in the thread has just replied on reflex

>>72509678
I used to consider that, now I just live out of spite. No menhera bullshit is going to make me kill myself.

>>72510430
They have a Discord. Several in fact.

>>72510430
numberniggers aren’t renowned for their intelligence or subtlety

>>72510386
Runie is offtopic here, take it to the appropriate thread

>>72510109
Jesus christ do we have people that fucking new that they are unaware of the cancer that is number niggers?

>>72510491
Look there he is. Make sure to take a picture.

>>72510266
>Unironically defending numberfags
Make a cocktail of cleaning chemicals and hold an open bar with your friends

>>72510431
Become a gumi and fatmax post progress pics in lumis twitter tags.

>>72510109
Isreal.

>>72510491
Oh how dreadful.

>>72510526
Sorry, to clarify: I don't live out of spite of other people, I live to spite my menhera which made me want to kill myself.

What did Pippa do now?

Wait, is slimekin returning on april fools day?

>>72510266
Only /#/monkeys believe that /#/ is anything but a den of subhumans. I know you. You're the /#/monkey that is constantly seething and coping that /#/ doesn't like Phase. You go into every anti thread and say something like "I see through your tricks nijisister". The dumbest part is the boogeyman is real and you're seething at the wrong one. You're like a retard that lives by Loch Ness and blames all the disappearances on bigfoot.

>When frustrated, Yuu starts screeching the start of CIrcle of Life
What the absolute fuck.

Does she do this often?

I trusted once.

>>72510600
Pippa stuffs.

Numberfags are like jews. They cry out as you name them.

>>72510596
Well that's just not fun Anon.

>newfag nijisisters trying to wage war against /#/ from phase threads this time
The implosion of NijiEN and the migration of the sisters /here/ have been the biggest detriment to this place

>>72510658
Glum.

No one likes nijisisters or numberniggers.

>>72510671
We've always hated numberfags here. They're the worst kind of cancer.

>>72510671
>sisters, sisters, /#/ is up to no good again!
Of course they would buddy up with /pcg/, the next loudest and most annoying group on this board.

>>72510738
>We

>>72510624
actually scratch that analogy you're literally Alex Jones

>>72510785
People like that guy are why everyone's splitting off from this trash general

>>72510625
She's a bit special yeah

>>72510785
...correct about 97% of everything?

>>72510762
Yes motherfucker we. And if you condone numberfagging then get the fuck out of this thread.

>>72510658
Yep. It was literally that one anon typing the slash hash slash that summoned them. I wonder if they continuously search the catalog for mentions or something. It would not surprise me.

>>72510842
They have a Discord.

>>72510829
Still blaming the Chinese for everything (((they))) are doing

>sudden and uncalled antisemitism

Yep. This thread is beyond saving. Just auto delete all of the Phase Connect related threads. You dont deserve a platform.

yawn~
weak bait
try something funnier and i'll bite it next time

>>72510882
Bait post, you know who the number 1 phase friend is.

Yuu is streaming, by the way. Just so you know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amMuYlH371Y

>>72509042
Numbers 1
>1 The Lord spoke to Moses in the tent of meeting in the Desert of Sinai on the first day of the second month of the second year after the Israelites came out of Egypt. He said: 2 “Take a census of the whole Israelite community by their clans and families, listing every man by name, one by one. 3 You and Aaron are to count according to their divisions all the men in Israel who are twenty years old or more and able to serve in the army.

>>72510972
I know, I'm having a good time seeing her fail to live up to 1/3rd of her name.

>>72510972
>Yuu
She's not EOP friendly

>>72510762
Yes, we.
Get the fuck out.

>>72510944
Tsunderia?

RUNATIC YOU FUCKING TROGLODYTE LINK THE GOD DAMN THREAD YOU STUPID BITCH YOU UTTERLY FUCKING USELESS PIECE OF SHIT I HOPE YOU TRIP AND BREAK YOUR BALLS

>>72510972
Wrong thread, this is /#/. You want /pcgia/.

>>72505955
I tried pankophile. It's like when your grandfather dies and the extended family shatters and stops seeing each other. We are all weaker as a whole.

>>72510842
You pcgers don't check the archives?

>>72511082
every time you seethe he gets more powerful

it's a quarter to two pm. i already jonged and jogged. how the fuck is your weekend starting bros?