/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I thought it was over for a second there.

First time sex with my high school girlfriend for her birthday and enjoying her erotic 'uhn's as I nervously penetrate her for 13 minutes.

>>72485030
Looking through the window and secretly watching anon having sex with his high school girlfriend for her birthday and enjoying their erotic 'uhn's as he nervously penetrates her for 13 minutes.

>furnigger attention whoring again

a chink just dama'd me in west 1

Look out boys luckshitting master coming through.

>>72486543
grats, now derank for our amusement

>>72486633
I'll get to M3 then derank back to E1 in a all 4th streak just for you

>>72485946
he changed his tanki wait to 9s last discard, unlucky

Blitz no tips four red 5s local yaku
Majsoul Friends Room 82027(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=82027

SEX with LITTLE GIRLS

sex with fox hags

I wanna see kubi react to tileman's graph.

>>72487953

I have more ranked points than rezuul

>you lost in Riichi city? Are there enough players to even lose?

>>72488280
>Isreal
kek

>>72488280
that means you are the new rezuul now
start posting WWYD

>>72487880
room closed :<

>>72488700
i don't like those rooms c: sowwy, also qb still streaming so people will want to join her friendlies

Kubi talking about making blitz south rooms...

>>72488969
>>72488794
now whats your opinion HUH?

>>72489071
I suddenly hate them, let's play a west game with regular timer and tips

No blitz with tips four red 5s 2 han minimum local yaku open tanyao 100000 to win 60000 starting points south game yonma
Majsoul Friends Room 59885(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=59885

>>72489463
3/4

>>72489463
>No blitz with tips
so a normal game?

>>72489613
yeah but its really long

>>72489613
Its the endurance game.

>>72489463
started

Why do you guys post the worst rooms while I'm at work

nobody wanted to play the good room

>2 han minimum
>forced to look at yaku wiki to know how to play without just tanyao pinfu

>>72489463
i have 2han but can't ron whyyyyyy

>>72490176
i mean i think its 2 han

>>72489944
i don't like blitz and i'm on my laptop playing with a track ball

>>72490176
you need 2 han worth of yaku, dora don't count

>>72490509
uh, that's horrible

>>72490586
this is the future you chose

>>72490626
i should have read the fine prints...

>>72490586
I see, next time it will be 4 han min instead.

>missed the endurance room

>>72489815
Same, I am also at work

we are going to fucking die here

Rate the dumpire.
Rate the 6 hours of ranked jong
Rate the friendly matches
Rate the furry genocide
Rate the stream

She really is far too precious to be playing a game as evil as mahjong.

>>72491695
>Rate the dumpire.
Very cute, very dumb
>Rate the 6 hours of ranked jong
She did well
>Rate the friendly matches
Doragon supremacy.
>Rate the furry genocide
Heh x2
>Rate the stream
Was a lot of fun, its nice watching someone who just wants to hang out and chat shit while doing whatever.

>Rate the dumpire.
Great mood and energy as usual.
>Rate the 6 hours of ranked jong
Upward progression is always good to see. I'm glad that the people from last time fucked off. It's fun watching someone rank up and enjoying themselves.
>Rate the friendly matches
South 4 in a east match/10
>Rate the furry genocide
HE DESERVES TO SUFFER MORE
>Rate the stream
Excellent Jong stream. Glad to see the client solved her loading issues and happy to see her enjoying ranked for the most part.

I don't watch qb

>>72491972
You should

>>72491695
>Rate the dumpire.
super cute
>Rate the 6 hours of ranked jong
felt like 2
>Rate the friendly matches
rekt we don't count sniping
>Rate the furry genocide
dunno watchu talkin abut
>Rate the stream
great, i need more qb

what the fuck does mini han means

>>72493069
Are you talking about Fu?

>>72493069
in this room u can't win a round if your hand is worth less than 2 han (dora don't count)

>>72493188
trying to figure out it made me throw away the 9 dora and i got roonned

gg I was robbed by the system

wj i am not strong enough

>>72489463
That was thoroughly miserable. Good game though.

wj, never again

[sex with little girls news]

>>72494402

>>72494402
it suits her alright she has a loli voice and she is mentally like 6 why is she doubtful about it

>>72494402
millions will coom

>>72494552
>why is she doubtful
hag

>>72494552
>why is she doubtful about it
From what I've seen, she's got a bit of an inferiority complex.

>>72494684
How so?

>>72494402
We already have a shondo

>>72494840
On the dis at least she seems to brainworm a bit from time to time about things, along with another tweet she made on the account about needing to work harder.

>>72494637
Perfect combo

>>72494637
How old is she?

>>72495859
She's a 46 year old Scotsman.

>>72495859
She won't say so I can only guess.

>>72496073
Her voice changer is impressive

One last goodnight bump

>>72497709
I am stealing this idea. Goodnight, anons!

Thread death approaches

It's over

Where are you going adeptchad

Don't die

I think it's time to euthanize /jong/

I'm still at work but I'll bump once I get home.

WAKE UP IT'S TIME TO JONG

>>72504678
Time to watch flesh jong
https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong

You're dying again

You're fading away

>>72504678
I don't see you posting a room.

Majsoul Friends Room 31626(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=31626

>>72508346
started

>away from jong and shitposting for about 3 days due to hospital stay
>just put jong on my laptop with the new client
lets try it out

>>72508346
Logged in too late as always

>>72508709
How desperate are you for a sleep-deprived room in an hour when I get home from work

Page 10...

>>72508346
wj

>>72508346
wj...

>>72508346
wj

>>72508853
I'm desperate to play any room, I played a total of two friendlies since last friday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9Y4-WA2ZAs
starting in 10 minutes

>>72510744
login then

it's over, I took too long in the shower

I guess I'll just fall asleep to Katsumata getting cucked out of MVP

Why patching the app takes so long, 10 minutes for a 30mb patch is insane

>>72512519
android app running in unity please understand

>he's finally online

>he's back offline again

I will not install your chink spyware yostar, I will continue on browser thank you very much

Majsoul Friends Room 87941(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=87941
2/4

>>72512726
3/4

>>72512726
starting

I CLICKED THE WRONG TILE AAA

sheep...

>>72513483
I refuse to fold if I'm tenpai...

WHY WOULD YOU HELL WAIT THAT

>>72513714
on the 8m? it was 58 ryanmen

who had my shaas

I'm so sad

I was feeling bad for losing the previous one but not anymore

I skipped, but fate was really not on your side...

this was the most flowless game I've ever had

>>72512726
WJ

>>72514557
actually I need to check the wall on this... where were all the 1p

>>72515810
Don't look for them anon, stop while you can

>>72515810
Stop looking.

>>72512726
>>72515736
WJ! i was so close to making a comeback at the end there too

>>72515878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXDVyD3wEDk

so I think I would have drawn the 1p.. but the last 1m was in the dead wall...

Bussy

>>72516123
oh no nevermind, all three 1m were discarded since it was a dora indicator. The entire world was against me

it was almost a perfect haipai too..

>>72516293
damn, the success rate of that number of orphans in a haipai is like 90% or something. mahjong truly is a cruel game

>>72516761
https://osamuko.com/i-told-you-not-to-go-for-kokushi/
starting with 12 unique yaochuu has a 50% success rate, 10 is 13.55%, I doubt that changes much just from having a few extra pairs

>>72517141
for some reason i remember seeing something that said kokushi was almsot guarenteed if you started with 13 and very likely with 12. surprised its only 50% with 12 unique tiles

>>72517370
12 and 11, not 13 and 12

waiting for MATING

>a saint 2 and saint 3 in my first jade room game

>Oh, he doesn't have hat?

>>72519911

>>72518964
>watching two saints in 3rd and 4th place pon and chi for their lives in jade
oh yeah. THIS is mahjong

dont die im in tempai for a ryanpeikou

>>72522240
nevermind kami had all of the 1ms for my tanki

>>72523437
I always come to fu ji

what's better, tenpai kanchan or shanpon?

>>72525015
depends on the bakyou

>>72525015
i prefer kanchan if you have a good wait unless you have a good wait on both the pairs and at least one is trapped. I think the likelyhood of the remaining pair tiles being utilized is too high most of the time

Long time reader, first time poster. I am an ubume (ghost mom) VTuber. I am not very good at Mahjong, but, I am excited to be streaming. Thank you for your consideration. I am currently live.

https://www.twitch.tv/mamaubume

>>72525219
idk what that means desu

>>72525518
I can't see your tiles anonchama

>>72525525
bakyou means state of the board

>>72525518
huh, I was just about to post you
I forgot vtubers can do that themselves

jong

>>72525518
Is your model pregnant?

>>72525518
we will be watching your streams with great interest

>>72525518
You weren't kidding when you said you weren't very good.

>>72526966
The father? Me.

Sleepy jong room
Majsoul Friends Room 22401(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=22401

>>72527814
3/4

>>72527814
ill rejoin in 5 if not started

>>72527814
Maybe I will get in time

>>72527814
Started

>>72525518
I love your stream title.

>>72527814
Wj

>>72527814
wj

>>72527814
well jonged

>>72527814
WJ, what is flow, but a miserable pile of lies?

>>72529610
But enough about your happiness

jade room is cursed

https://www.twitch.tv/nerukanimiya
qb friend debuting right now
she is fgc so jong is confirmed

>>72533417
hag

>>72533537
Is she playing jong right now?

>>72534302
no, still on slide show

You'll never have as much flow as this penguin

>>72535638
why does she have a halo?

>>72535657
she is the good flow angel who stands behind you when you have good flow

>>72533537
>fgc
Trans?

>>72536244
what's fgc?

>>72536433
fucking giant cock

>>72536683
big if true

>>72536244
I will be honest, this is always the first guess but trans in the community are also "out and proud" and this one doesn't has the dreaded LGBT tag

The hidden trannies in fact stop playing their fgc games precisely because of stereotypes and that the other fgc players knew them from the time they were men, I know one such case at least

jong?

>>72533537
Sorry, I like qb but not to the point to give a shit about her friend, specially if she isn't jonging

>>72539196
its already over

>>72538711
/jong/

>>72485552
>their erotic 'uhn's
hot
captcha: A2XXX

Pippa cancels stream on Kubi's off day. Hate.

jongan

Tileman News:

ill let you know when my deranking match is

Honestly, Hibiki owes me sex.

I would immediately lose this hand to a haneman in south 4

i unfollowed Hibiki

>>72546830
Yes

>>72547083
rrat hibiki is a holoID talent

>>72547568
MODS!

>>72545913
>gets to master
>luckshitting stops
it's over...

>>72548088
the tiles have been VERY cruel

>>72548054
WAO I LOVE MAHJONG

>>72548054
Oh to lick nyaggers nipples like a kitten at its mothers teats

>>72548088
Jade is just too high level for newly graduated experts. Surviving 10 games before deranking would be a feat.

the wall is making fun of me

please deal in please deal in please deal in please deal in please i beg you

>>72548520
>bratty, luckshitting catgirl bets too much on mahjong and has to pay with her body

Would you beat Panko 'manko' komachi at a game of mahjong for your virginity?

[tileman news] No stream because he's with pippa

>>72549240
IS THIS LOSS

>>72553280
sure

>>72553280
>chiitoitsu riichi with two haku discards

>>72553280
Okay, I might get banned for this, but Panko's fans deserve to know the truth. Panko is one of the greatest Mahjong players alive.
I used to frequent Mahjong parlors in Japan. Out there, there exists a legend: the Italian Dragon. You know her as Panko. As the legend goes, she enters Mahjong Parlors followed by a man carrying a briefcase containing solid gold Jong tiles. She approaches the table farthest from the door, and, just by looking, picks out the weakest player. She puts her hand on his shoulder and says, "Your game's done." I saw it once. It was terrifying. She discards tiles with such confidence and force, you can feel the ground shake. By South 1 Panko was dominating, and the entire parlor was watching. "Double Riichi," Panko said confidently. The other players folded, but it was too late. "Tsumo!" Panko yelled, slamming the winning tile down. "Double Riichi, Tsumo, Ippatsu, Chiitoitsu, Honitsu, Ura Dora, Dora. Kazoe yakuman." Black flames burst from her eyes as she said, "Kore wa, Kami-sama no Mahjong desu!" Her three opponents all clutched their hearts and died. "We're done here," Panko said as she left the table while her men gathered the gold tiles.

would anyone want to partake in a room

ganbatte anon

>>72554512
that would be most delightful

>>72554512
of course, an-non

Majsoul Friends Room 69624(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=69624

>>72554850
3/4

>>72554850
starting

>>72548054
I see hag has been teaching cat seduction techniques.

>>72553710
Close, theres another yaku that also contains only pairs but is not chiitoi

>>72553545
FUCKING COWARD PLAY AND DERANK STOP DODGING IT

>clicking on screen randomly
>instant pon something I don't want again
why am I like this

ready up alreadyu

>>72557746
sorry, had to go pee

I dealt into a mangan for this bump.

i didn't mean to discard that dora wthhhhhh

>>72559460
Your mahjong soul is radiant

>>72554850
WJ!

>>72554850
well jonged!

WJ, I have to get ready for work. Wall always dealt me the worst tiles for pushing hands

I should have kan'd the 8p dora and changed the flow of that game

>>72554850
well jonged

>>72560768
The wall was weird in that last South game. It really felt like it wanted me to push a 7 pairs. I'm thinking about sending the wall a strongly worded email about the tiles it has been giving me.

>>72561083
I was in a chiitoi situation for like 4 hands

wanjirou banner when

>>72561083
i've never went for so many seven pairs in a game before

https://www.twitch.tv/exclamatia

>>72563555
I don't know who you are but I will never forgive you for what I've seen today.

>>72563555
I regret clicking this link.

>>72563555
die

just lost 4 decent riichis in the same game I'm so done with this retarded game

>>72564093
>>72564283
>>72564806
Looks like I was right to avoid it purely based on my gut instinct that they did not post a pic with it.

>>72565078
Whatever your instincts are saying, this is worse.

>>72565066
See you tomorrow

>>72565066

Have you tried dama'ing

Imagine being so stupid you dont realize youre iishanten for chiitoi and go “theres too many pairs in this hand” and start discarding pairs. Genuinely painful

>>72567771

>>72568364
You good?

Get in.
Majsoul Friends Room 89041(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=89041

>>72569104
I can't jong at work, stop tempting me!

>>72569104
WJ!

>>72569104
WJ

wj

>>72571592
And I almost switched my character to Gil, would've damaged my flow

>>72571592
We might get two de-rank streams tomorrow

>>72571592
Does nina want to have sex with little boys?

>>72572730
SEX with ADULT MEN

>>72574009
I'm an adult male. What do I need to do to protect myself from sexpest women?

>>72574165
Give them ARS and tell them how you want them in broken english

Sex with 3 adult men

>>72574525
>have a 4some
>the men look like they play mahjong

>>72574525
Why does this look like the
>Two guys are into the same girl and fight over her but the old guy has been fucking her for years
sorta pic?

Hori got his double yakuman cucked live on air last night and you're laughing

>>72574717
I did not know that, now I am.

>>72574717
Who? We dont concern ourselves with adult men around herep

>>72574777
https://abema.tv/video/episode/444-1_s5_p3053?pl=1&utm_campaign=times_yahoo_10120390_centertx_ap_free_episode_444-1_s5_p3053&utm_medium=web&utm_source=abematimes
If he never discarded is 9M pair he would have won

>>72574009
I am an adult male.
How do I attract sexpest women?

Jong between likers and bitos but whenever bitos lose (lol), likers rape them.

>>72575709

>>72575937
song sauce?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw5Wq_Udhq8

>>72576322
what is the connections between russian hardstyle and anime?

>>72576204
nta, shazzam says Lettin' go (Hardstyle) by ytax

>>72575709
If likers lose then likers have to kiss girls

>>72575684
Post a picture of your penis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIFkTrQ3nTc

Nina news: she will derank tomorrow

>>72579557
Shes coming home soon, go nina go

Page 8

>snow storm started while at work
>I put my summers on two weeks ago
Well if it starts to stick hard in a couple hours I'm going to be making rooms until the sun comes out

It's extra dead today

>>72583374
Time to jongstalk

>>72584097
You can't jong stalk me where I'm going.

>>72584097
I can just watch the yuzu on the tournament stream can't I

>>72584097
jongstalk the bird on his game to master

https://youtu.be/M2wUBKOfqcg

Death approaches

crow approaches
https://youtu.be/Uk_se4eG7mg

You're dying again

alright I have maybe two more bumps left in me

Nina friendly update

Evens I become a chuuba and stream for /jong/ odds I commit suicide on stream

>>72590052
unlucky

>>72590052
lucky

the wall, she is cruel

>>72590052
So? Where's the jong stream anon?

>>72590052
Commit suicide to commemorate nina dropping to gold room

>>72590052
Good luck, anon.

How will we celebrate tileman's derank?

>pon-nya!
>kan-nya!
>chii-nya!
>noten-nya...

I played 6 hanchans today and I only managed to win my dealer round exactly 1 time...

>>72599082
Where did you place in the end?

>>72599487
The single game with a dealer renchan I got 2nd. Overall, 2nd three times and 4th three times.

Thread death approaches

>>72600402
Not any more, good work, king.

>>72600666
but...there's only one post remaining after this...

>>72600666
Thread death is inevitable...

>>72600712
Oh God you're right. Everyone fucking panic.

I'm going to bake so don't worry you can ignore the thread I won't let it die for sure haha

threads dying so no one will see me post khubie is live.

https://www.twitch.tv/khubie

pico locked jong behind a paywall. members only. i am sad...

I baked without a subject because I'm stupid >>72602794
someone else bake I can't bake for 5 mins

>>72602855
I'll still eat it.