/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>>72466280
onahole

I will not read
I LOVE GURA!!

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Gura cute Gura cute!

Give it up for day 50006

Gurass

>>72466491
SNIFFFFF

>>72465913
Nta but numbers used to have real chumbuds though I don’t know about now. I stopped checking that thread when schizos started samefagging to an usual degree. 1 guy posting the exact same 3 images while arguing with himself only to get deleted by an equally schizo janny. It’s probably the only thread on this board entirely made of people from 2023

Wow the valentines day merch is shipping out already.

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

I love Gura the most!

>>72466520

>>72466520
That's Gabby

I bought Gura some toast!

>>72466442
samen

Baguraette honhonhon

I love my flat wife!

>>72466528
That's closer to what my point was, yeah. It's a melting pot of schizophrenia and shitpost creation, and about a billion times worse than it used to be when it didn't even qualify as just bad, and he's delusional if he thinks he's among friends there. Not to say this place is amazing.

>>72466442
samen

>>72466520

Gura taking denial BDSM roleplay just a tad to far nowadays

He's back and playing games the same time he always used to before he traveled the same time Gura was in Japan.
So Gura's definitely back home now. She'll probably stagger coming back so it doesn't look like she's back at the same time as him like what happened the last time they traveled together last year, but when she gets back, she won't say anything about the taiwan trip, who she went with, or what she's been doing the weeks in-between.

>>72466968
Stalking men, tell me you are gay without telling me you are gay, you peeping tom

And there's the prime example of this place not being amazing, too much to hope for a break I guess.

>>72467057
don't insult gay people, gura loves her buttbuddies but she does not love that anon

>>72467084
Don't let one fag ruin your mood, chumbie.

>>72467084
This but the opposite. I love to see the cuckposter everytime because he's the dumbest kind of shitposter

So what the chumbies doing? I just got back from Dune.

>>72467299
Is he dumb though? You'd have to stalk a man to find out.

Sex with a fembud.

>>72467544
watching fauna play hitman while playing slice and dice.

>>72467544
Playing WC3 customs

>>72467544
I'm playing Ender Magnolia, not wc3 customs.

>>72467544
AFK fishing in osrs and playing slice & dice

>>72467544
I was playing DRG earlier but now I'm just browsing

>>72467544
why

>>72466968
There isn't any way she'd tweet about going to Taiwan and then not mention it when she gets back. So I'll make sure to grudge post you when it happens.

>>72467544
I am rewatching some Gura classics like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvQTcahPQTI

>>72466454
*spreads her cheeks*

>>72466442
yada. ai amu debiru

>>72468232
Tuohwa...

Just a reminder that Gura did a twitter space from her own bed at 6am JP time while she was in Japan, which makes no sense with the shitposter's fantasies. It's a shame he can't come up with something new after 3 years.

>>72468299
5am, actually. This is very important, because I'm a pedantic retard.

>>72468299
I'm willing to bet one of the other girls alerted her to the fact that she was the only one who never did a space.

It would be cool if Gura just came and chatted with us a little bit, Gura, you here?

>>72468364
Anon I was fucking rounding to the closest hour because it went from 5:45am to 6am, if you're gonna be pedantic at least be right.

>>72468416
retard

>>72468416
Like ever? Pretty sure she knew that well before this. In japan during that trip? No, she was not the only one to not do a space. She wasn't even the only one to not stream.

Hotel = Trivago

>>72467811
I've been meaning to ask, what's your runescape name?

>>72468887
not telling, sorry.

>>72468546
If she hadn't done the twitter space, Gura would've been the only one in hololive to not talk to their fans about holofes.
And she didn't really even say much. It's pretty obvious she only did it to make it seem like she cares, because she fucked off again right after and now it's been 10 days with no communication again.

I use Arch btw!

>>72467544
I am playing civ6

>>72468299
Can you explain how that doesn't make sense? There's no reason why she can't do a space from her own bed with someone else in the place. She's streamed with other people in the house before, we know because she told us she did that with her family.

>>72468299
Someone make a fan art of Gura dressed like sparkle

I really wish Gura would have joined Bae and Mumei for their watchalong of stage 1. Why doesn't Gura want to share anything with us at all?

>>72468940
That's ok, it's not like I'm a J-Mod scouring social medias for potential rule violations.

>>72469056
If you loved Gura, would you leave the room so she could record or stream? Of course not.

>>72469113
She is afraid of us, me specifically because i am so incredible handsome that it intimidates her

>>72468981
>doesn't count

>>72469214
Yes? I would. What an absurd question.

>>72469056
You know exactly what the cuckposter is implying retard, comparing her family staying over isn't the same and you know it.

Getting pretty schizo in here. Just saying.

>>72469207
I'm innocent, I swear!

>>72469113
Why do you ask us these questions instead of Gura herself?

>>72467544
Funnily enough, I also just came back from a theater
Buckle up for incoming seethe greentext essay, though, because today was the most hilariously shit day I've had in months:
>Took a trip to a neighboring town to see the first three episodes of Season 4 of The Chosen with the old man
>We would've watched it online but legal issues between Dallas Jenkins, Angel Studios and Lionsgate are preventing the creator from giving access
>Meaning this is the ONLY way to watch the show legally, and without relying on pirates with ghetto-ass theater bootlegs
>Had to delay an important appointment with gubmintshitters until next Tuesday to do so
>We got there, thirty minute uber ride
>Had to wait twenty minutes in the concessions line for them to serve like four people for some reason
>Got our seats, waited another twenty minutes past when it was scheduled to start with nothing happening
>Manager comes in and says it should be good to go in like ten more minutes
>EveryoneClapped.jpeg
>Five minutes later manager comes back
>Informs us that they "lost" the show due to "technical difficulties"
>And that it would be another TWO FUCKING HOURS
>And that she couldn't even guarantee that would be enough
>NobodyLikedThat.tiff
>I personally have worked as an usher at movie theaters before and have NEVER seen a fuckup like this
>Let alone one that they only thought they MIGHT be able to fix TWO FUCKING HOURS LATER
>Informs us that they're offering refunds to anyone who doesn't want to wait
>Guy asks if they'll still be showing episodes 4-6 tomorrow and 7-8 the day after, gets told yes they will
>But if they missed episodes 1-3 then what's the point
>Get up to leave, head to front desk to get our shekels back
>Refund line is enormous
>Old man is tired, decides fuck it, he'll just dispute the transaction on his credit card
>Well that was a massive waste of time
>Head to local Applebees for cope consolation meal
>I order a coffee
>Coffee arrives, I mindlessly pick up spoon to stir in the cream and then put it in my mouth
>Suddenly
>WhyAreMyHandsSticky.ogg
>The fucking spoon was dirty
>What felt like a thin coating of chewing gum or something
>Somehow all the way up and down the handle
>Oh sweet God fucking kill me
>Get a new coffee and spoon, eat our meal, at least the food ended up being okay
>Same waiter who gave me a dirty spoon dropped a plate afterwards, thankfully it was over carpet so it didn't break
>Get Uber back home, another thirty minutes
>Wasted sixty bucks on ridesharing and fifty bucks on theater tickets that we'll now have to dispute
>To waste a bunch of time standing in lines
>Miss our only chance to see the show AT ALL for the foreseeable future
>Due to the single most ass-numbingly retarded instance of "technical difficulties" I have ever personally witnessed
>And contaminate my mouth with some stranger's AIDS particles
I swear to the almighty Kami-sama that on this day, Satan afflicted everybody at that mall with severe Downs' Syndrome and Foetal Alcohol Syndrome including myself, so a bunch of anons can listen to me traumadumping like some woman
Okay greentext over, carry on chumbies

>>72469379
Thank god for the hide post option, gonna write a script that autohides every rambler that is longer than 300 characters, fuck off with your fucking essays

>>72468232
Fuck off Satanbud

>>72469342
No jannies what do you expect

>>72469457
But what about the "Gura is a fag" copy pasta...?

>>72469457
I'm glad my 299 character essays are safe.

>>72469288
That's not what I said. I said IF she hadn't done the twitter space, she'd be the only one in hololive to not talk to her fans for holofes. Considering that she was the only one to not say anything to her fans for Christmas or New Years, she's probably trying to avoid that from happening again.
So it counted, just like a drop of water counts as there being water in a swimming pool. So go ahead and dive off that high dive anon.

>>72469379
Wow, way to brag about your good relationship with your father.

>>72469299
NTA, and I don't think she was there with anyone, but you're pretty dumb if you think it's difficult to leave a room so she could do a twitter space.

>>72468981
>obvious she only did it to make it seem like she cares
Your attempted mind reading larp is honestly really stupid.

>>72469497
They were pretty quick taking out the pajeet when he may have doxxed himself again earlier.

>>72469745
Left can't meme

>>72468991
I like his lore videos too

>>72469819
Most likely a self delete.

>>72469607
>she's probably trying to avoid that from happening again
There is literally nothing to suggest she's thinking like this.

>>72469607
>So it counted
Glaf to hear that. I love my sharkwife too.

>>72469819
Just a FYI: he removed his own post...no jannies involved obviously, no jannies snipes a post within 10 seconds

>>72469716
>up for several hours already but can't sleep and want to chat with someone
Weird anon, why would she need to do space for something like that if she had someone to talk to. Not only that, but Gura isn't the kind of person who's gonna wake someone else up to do a twitter space she doesn't have to do. Nothing about the cuckfaggots situation makes sense at all, just like all his other attempts.

>>72469368
because nobody has any balls to tell her directly, they fear that Gura will just ignore them and maybe even hate them, and there will be backlash from other fans.

>>72469379
You went to a movie theater to watch a TV show? And your dad thought that was normal as well?
What?

>>72469495
https://files.catbox.moe/jmt17h.webm

>>72470012
That last one is justified, to be fair, anyone who spoke up before got lumped in with the likes of l*ly and considered deranged.

Gura
Wife

>>72469113
>homo+niji whore and Orcschizo (another homo+niji whore)
no thanks

>>72470147
Yeah
Mine

Gah fucking rat and owl postponed their shit by 1 hour, where is Gura to fill the gap?????

>>72469883
Yup. So which dive are you going to do into that swimming pool full of a single drop of water? A swan dive? A cannonball? Maybe a pencil dive?

Hey
I love Gura.

>>72470153
>I'd rather have no Gura at all.
What's it like being more of an anti than a doxxposting cuckposter?

>>72470419
Admits to being a schizo

>>72469379
well, it's good that you got to spend time with your father

>>72470295
Hey
Me too!

wtf is this

>>72470419
Mumei set up that trap by bringing up the Lorax shit during the collab, also she's a hypocrite

It's lonely at the top

Mumei is gura's best friend

>>72470753
more merch

>>72470793
I don't even remember what you're talking about with the lorax thing. What happened? Is this some schizo shit that no one cares about or did Mumei actually do something bad?

>>72470753
Some gura collab and it’s not even her alone. Should’ve used the Ame instead for their nonsense

>>72470753
what da heeelll

>>72470938
oh
i'm deleting it because it's cursed

>>72470753
why was this deleted? It's from her upcoming collab with you tooz with Ame.

>>72470996
>>/vt/thread/14966540
>>/vt/thread/48056385

Nothing like sitting on the toilet trying to take a shit and going though /ggg/ threads.

>>72469457
Fair, but also the other chumbie asked, also kill yourself
>>72469698
>>72470560
Yeah, he's alright :)
>>72470030
It's complicated and has to do with the show's weird crowdfunding and distribution scheme
But to answer your question, no, he's actually complained quite a bit about the theatrical releases because apparently the cinematic release always comes earlier than the streaming platform release and it puts people like him (who contribute to the crowdfunding but who don't like theaters) at the back of the line

Child

>>72471240
I do that, but with /biz/ because every time I see a smug bear I shit myself.

>>72471240
I see youre enjoying the threads in 4D

>>72468299
She only did it because she knew she would not be streaming or communicating for a long time. She didn't want to look bad after all the girls communicated with their fans.

>>72471236
Actually, that is really weird that she'd lie and say Ame watched it a lot.
But ultimately, this seems like schizo shit.

>>72470106
Another victory for Kamibuds
Samellujah

>>72471380
pretty much this. it's obvious in hindsight.

>>72471487
>hindsight
She literally said it while the twitter space was happening.

>samefagging

>>72471380
>>72471487
Isnt the twitter space communication?

>>72471429
https://files.catbox.moe/zreupo.webm

antis are in full swing to make gura look bad instead of watching their own oshis, it's a comedy

>>72470012
>>72470112
No, its not justified. Nothing happened to those people. Get over your bizarre percussion complex you have from being too much of a coward to ask Gura directly.

>>72471590
this isnt gura

>>72471620
Gura is the only one making herself look like a manipulative lying grifter. Antis don't have to do anything.

MY wife

>>72471650
*persecution complex (don't why it changed it to percussion)

Why do chumbies continue to use /ggg/ when /cc/ is free from antis

>>72471701
what did she lie about that has spun your world upside down?

>>72471693
but Gura likes tower

>>72471693
yeah, no shit. That's a debiru(angel).

>"Antis don't have to do anything"
>While trying THIS hard
rumao

>>72471701
Only schizos and antis think that, so no.

>>72471768
She told us she loved us.

why did no one tell me that both chumbieprimes were streaming today

Let's go back to slow c word hours.

>>72471650
Okay, genius, to rephrase I meant that the last part was a justifiable concern because doing so will have the rest of the shrimp tank (many of which feel the exact same way and complain about it every so often but desperately do not want to admit it in front of her) turn on you and paint you as one of the actual schizos no matter how you phrase it or where it comes from. Whether that is a justifiable reason to stay silent and not say anything ain't up to me.

>>72471908
>both
There's only one chumbie prime, and it's Fauna.

>>72469698
>t. fatherless
Sasuga /ggg/

>>72466452
>still haven't gotten my milf hat or gurrito even though I ordered both within 5 minutes of release
I hope the new USA holo office means faster shipping or at least more consistent shipping

>>72472044
Fauna hasn't watched Gura at all in almost a year and never even talked about her performances at fes.

>>72472123
fauna is a chumbie

Is Gura?

>>72471902
Gura says a lot of things that she doesn't follow through with.

>>72471908
Okayu has been streaming a lot of Factorio.

>>72472061
I saw some guy in chat send a supa saying his finally hit his coast or something, shouldn't be much longer.

I hope fauna becomes influenced by okayus asmr. Maybe she'll start getting lewder

>>72472171
No she's not. No one is Hololive is.

>>72472301
I'm watching Fauna too but I implore you to send those prayers Gura's way, I absolutely want her influenced by Okayu.

>>72472317
nah, fauna and okayu are the real deal

>>72472317
I am.

>>72472362
I know for sure that gura watches okayu's asmr. I know she'll start doing some ear nomming again soon.

She has some of the best most recognizable merch,
the blue/red glasses
dino gura and the gurrito

she should release the hoodie jacket from her latest outfit, and a more unisex hoodie.

I'm not a fan of the blue one with the blood spatter pattern on the back though.

I want to go get food but I haven't decided where to go..

>>72472463
wingstop

>>72472123
>hasn't watched Gura at all in almost a year
No one in Hololive really watched Gura that much even when she did stream. Like a few select ones at most.
>never even talked about her performances at fes
No one in Hololive has really talked about Gura's performance at fes. The only ones that talked about it were during watchalongs.

It's really clear at this point that she now relies on all the good-will and loving feeling that she built up a long time ago in order to cash out while doing nothing and abandoning us. She doesn't have any desire to spend time with us and is instead having fun off stream doing things she won't ever talk to us about.
I don't know how any of you that love her can possibly be okay with how things turned out. It's never been more obvious that she takes chumbuds' love and devotion for granted and is betraying us and hiding everything.

>>72472050
Gawr is a sex addict

My Gurandma.

>>72472044
Okayu*

>>72472606
>I don't know how any of you that love her can possibly be okay with how things turned out.
I'm not, but I can't do anything about it.

>>72472606
ogey

>>72472522
Both Bae and Kiara talked about their time spent with Gura and their MC portions on stage. Mori, Kronii, Korone, Kobo, Mumei, Ina, Ame, and a bunch of others all mentioned her too.
Fauna didn't even mention her.

Every time I see holodex full of dozens of streams every day from all the other holos, I'm reminded of how little Gura actually loves us.
Everything just hurts.

>>72472606
Gura is still the same person everyone loved the first year

>>72472999
you should probably just leave then

>>72472999
those girls aren't as good as gura

>>72472453
Most of her clothing merch is male oriented to unisex. She’s the only one that really understands that her fans are men and female fans can wear it anyway

Did Gura have a hamster as a kid? She feels like the type that would have a hamster? Did she have a hamster? Have she ever mentioned a hamster? Has she ever mentioned having a pet? A hamster maybe? She likes cute things and hamsters are cute, did she have one?

>>72473046
That's not true at all. She never treated us this way her first year. She wasn't even anywhere near this bad her second year either.
You will never be able to gaslight anyone into thinking she would've gone away for nearly half a year without saying anything to us during 2020, 2021, or even 2022.

>>72473046
In what world are you living in?

>>72472823
Okay but did they talk about her performance specifically?

>>72473086
That's true, but they love their fans a lot, lot more.

>>72473298
because they use twitter more?

>>72473211
my memories say she had or pet watched some hamsters and made them fight. highly unlikely im remembering right

>>72472999
>>72473298
Then tell Gura how little she streams compared to the other Holos and how it bothers you. Whining about it here for the umpteenth time accomplishes nothing.

I really like the darker blue color

i miss Gura

i don't miss Gura antis who make the wait for her even more unbearable with their shitty presence

i hope she is doing fine

>>72473320
Because they all spend a hundred times more time with their fans.
If Gura loved us, she would want to spend time with us and so she would stream. But she doesn't.

>>72473401
Still not worth 200. Sorry.

>>72473401
it honestly looks really bad and cheap.

>>72473425
Nah, some of them homocollab. Some of them don't even do asmr.

>>72473425
>>72473391

There isn't a plushie cuter and cooler than a dino gura

>>72473414
I'm sure Gura is very happy and enjoying all the money she's made from us off-stream.
And I'm sure that all the people she spends time with are very happy too.

>>72473554
Nah, gura is better

>>72473298
But they aren't as good as Gura. And the love from a girl on the internet who I will never have a chance is the least thing I needed.

>>72473596
yeah me

>>72473584
very true

>>72473481
LOL?
you just think VTuber merch has to be eccentric and over-exaggerated

>>72473086
You just have oneitis, Gura plays all the same shit as everyone else in the rare instance she does anything at all and her commentary isn't uniquely funny or insightful

>>72473596
Nice fanfic

>>72473211
https://youtu.be/fZW37tg9EE8?t=471
yes, she did have a hamster, but it died

>>72473667
Outing yourself as a tourist already?

>>72473667
Anti your larp...

>>72473667
>oneitis
Its called having kamioshi. I love gura more than all of those girls

>>72473701
Geez dude, thanks for making me sad dude

>>72473667
chumbud btw lmao

>>72472635
Yeah with me, she is addicted to my shrimpdick

so many cosplayers' images would look so much better if they managed to stop making their own eyes weird

>>72473667
Sorry still won't watch your 2view oshi

>>72473596
that's good. as long as she is happy I am happy

i still miss her however

>>72473746
Post your funniest 2023 Gura moment

>>72473401
I recently bought a hoodie would’ve waited if I had the heads up. Still will probably get the watch

>>72473664
No. I just think that for $230, it should have been made from much better materials.
Also, they're upcharging foreigners for no reason. It's $160 for Japanese customers and they don't even have to pay for international shipping.

>>72473763
now we can be sad together :3

>>72473759
absolutely, there's a defined hierarchy

>>72473885
>Better materials
Like?

>>72473667
>off his mask already
that was easy

>>72473763
I wish I was that hamster

>>72471750
Because the OP can't be bothered to bump it most of the time.

>>72473975
like not being made from $5 worth of polyester or whatever thin chinese plastic bullshit it's made out of. It looks like a fucking windbreaker because the material is so thin.

shark with naked butt

Fuwamoco's fans throw away thousands on supachats at least with gura's policy of not reading weird-ass supas, you get something in return in terms of merch. Gura has some of the best merch items too, arguably. I think so anyway. Yeah it's not cheap depending on where you leave, luckily its all optional and in no way can Gura be blamed for that. Maybe the US office can remedy that once its up and running.

>>72474185
***live ...
not leave lol

>>72472999
>>72473298
>>72473425
These are my posts. For some reason, many of you want to assume that >>72473667 is also me. It's not.
I wouldn't ever pretend that anyone else is as good as Gura is. But pretending like she cares about us as much as the other girls care about their fans is stupid and obviously not true.

>>72473975
I'm not interested in the polyester argument again, but I have worn a hoodie or two. Maybe even a jacket at one point in my life. The material doesn't look good at a glance, looks like one of those cheap 'water resistant' things that light rain gets through in under a second. Doesn't look warm, either. Might be something I'd wear only ever to Ctw2 or 6th fes or something just for the occasion and literally never again.

>>72473975
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/ookamimio_1mil

>>72474247
This. Gura is the best.

>>72474068
Schizo makes sense

>>72474247
I don't really care about other people. Gura is cute and I love her.

People who actually wanna date Gura: Do you realize how mentally draining it is to tardwrangle people all day everyday? You would give up within 2 weeks

>>72473844
The silence says it all lmao

>>72474247
Anon no one gives a fuck about telling which post belongs to which shitposter. If that bother you then you should fuck off from an anonymous board.

Please slow down and stop giving the dumbdumb (You)s just let them samefag, they'll get bored quicker and eventually go do something else that way.
I don't read them often, but I swear they mostly copypaste most of their shitposts anyway so it makes it even sillier to bother responding to them.

>>72474489
Jokes on you, I do that most of the week at work and it's been 6 years already.

>>72474489
I would never give up on her. But she's given up on us a long time ago.

>>72474489
Someone really does need to tardwrangle her more. The people around her aren't doing it enough.

>>72473844
Pretty much this >>72473979
Her gag humor was on point. Hell, I even liked the sendai stream

>>72474614
>I would never give up on her
same desu

>>72474614
You'll never convince us of your poison. So run along to your actual oshi's thread.

>>72474508
>please argue with me
I don't see the point of arguing with a shitposting tourist like you tho.

>>72474508
>already outing himself as a tourist
>WHY IS NO ONE BITING MY BAIT?
here's a pity (you)

>>72474778
Guess Gura really wasn't all that great after all if you can't even name one example

>>72474710
But I'm right here.

>>72474984
>>72474778

>>72474489
I don't really mind that and she's worth it. I will take care of her and be a good fatherhusband to her.

Gura is doing her job perfectly for hololive, creating a lot of discussion and money across continents. She's more valuable than many of those streaming 100 hours per week

>>72474249
>Looks
>At a glance
Schizo every time

>>72471562
She never said, "I'm doing this so I don't look bad for not talking to you because I'll be gone for awhile but I'm scared to tell you for how long because that will also make me look bad." Oh, and "I'll look bad if I'm the only one not communicating with my fans."

>>72474308
Are you saying it should’ve use material like that?

i dun know why your all attracted to someone whose body anatomy just screams "lord farquad"

>>72475459
Pedophilia is a mental illness

>>72475186
Three minutes in. She said she'll be busy and doesn't know when she'll be able to talk about it but she's talking about it now. You're insane if you think what you said is something a real person would say. Are you real?

>>72474984
I'll be honest. I couldn't enjoy 2023 that much. It always felt difficult to enjoy the time she was around because I knew she would disappear again right away and she never explained the reasons why she would go away and not communicate at all. She never talked about what she did during her breaks and when she got back, she'd never explain why she couldn't even talk to us anymore. I constantly felt like I was being lied to.

That being said, I think I enjoyed her Outer Wilds stream the most in 2023. It felt like she was genuinely interested in the game and was enjoying talking to us in chat. It was one of the only times in 2023 where she genuinely felt excited to stream and spend time with us. I loved it.
The part where the rocket glitched out and spun around extremely fast was really funny. So was the part where she was talking to that one NPC and she happened to be lined up just perfectly to see her ship fall into a black hole in the background.
But then she disappeared again right after that stream for almost half a year and wouldn't say anything to us the entire time. I can't help but think she's just a liar and that she never cared about us or any of this.

>>72475459
its not as bad as gurandma

>>72475574
>she never explained the reasons why she would go away and not communicate at all
Then maybe you should ask her instead of just whining about it here?

>>72475754
You sound like a broken record.

>>72475796
ironic

>>72475796

>>72475459
I want to push my pp in my sharkdaughterwife

what's the largest sized dildo Gura owns?

>>72475796
>talking about broken record
Anon I can add "liar" or "care about us" in the filter and 80% of your post in the last 20 threads will disappear.

>>72476032
me

>>72476032
me

Schedule tomorrow!

>>72476032
My pp

>>72475119
>Gura doesn't even have to care about or think about her fans anymore and so she can just live her life happily without them. Gura chooses to ignore and not give a shit about me because she can and that's a good thing.
This will always be the most braindead, retarded response. How can you even pretend to like her and still spout this garbage? Are you just that retarded? You're literally doing the anti's work for them.

Roughly plapping Gura's sweet little Gurass.

>>72476173
I think the most braindead part is that you feel the need to reply to such an obvious falsefagging, unless you are samefagging.

>>72476173
Do you treat people you like this way?

>>72476323
>I think
that was your first mistake.

>>72476387
but...but I think...

>>72476371
Nta but sometimes I let my friends do their own thing

Wife soon?

>>72476443
that's a retarded child

>>72476462

>>72476056
the post you're replying to wasn't my post

>>72476487
yeah, mine T u T

>>72476520
He is a schizo who thinks the thread is only 2 people.

>>72476323
>falseflagging
There are literally dozens of chumbuds that actually believe that, though. Whenever anyone says "gura doesn't stream" they reply with "she doesn't have to because she makes Cover so much money" as if that's relevant at all other than showing that those who say that think that Gura doesn't have any reason or desire to come back and stream, least of all, spending time with her fans.
It's pathetic and sad and I will never understand it.

Why does Gura?

>>72476908
I'm not sure Gura even.

>>72476741
The thing you need to understand is, most chumbuds don't really care about Gura at all, they only care about being on the "winning" team which means the chuuba with the most subs
If Ina or someone had been the one to have a viral rise to 4 mil subs they would all be hardcore takos instead, the girl/content doesn't actually matter

>>72476032
A massive girthy 12cm. Its pink.

So what is she even doing right now? Playing online games? "Personal enrichment" or whatever?
Why can't she ever stream? There's no way she's still in Taiwan anymore. Why didn't she even tell us she was back?

>>72477344
I'm sure we know the answer, anon. I can read Gura's mind and see what she's doing at all times.
Retard

>>72477123
I don't think it's most chumbuds. I think it's just a very small amount of autistic chumbuds that are incapable of love and don't understand what that even means, so they conflate her making Cover lots of money with her caring about us.

>>72476032
she doesn't use penetrative toys. she's saving her hymen for me, her future husband. She likes "vibrations" instead. That's why she said she has a magic wand during the Amesame panel.

hi :3

>>72477549
>american female
>hymen
lmao

>>72477390
I wonder how many times she's laughed at the fact that the new monster is voiced by a trans person?

>>72474489
I don't think you realize how much I love her.

>>72477549
I love my vibrating wife

>>72477622
if you think she's a whore, then why are you here?

I am seriously actually in love with her unironically!!
That is all.

>>72477921
I wish she felt the same way even just a little bit.

>>72477622
>Being on American soil makes women's hymens explode the day they turn 13
have you tried being white?

>>72478038
I got asmr.

time for gura

>>72477417
>Calling others autistic when all you do is whine about the same shit in this thread

Is the tourist pretending to be a chumbie still here?

>>72477123
>>72477417
Yes they want to win so badly they subscribed, made clips, watched streams, pushed her in the algo, and bought all her merch. Those dastardly antis

>>72478706
So the people that are mad are clipfags that need a paycheck

>>72477622
There are ancient tribes deep in cities that practice this thing called abstinence

>>72478658
He’s here more than most of us

Are there any fembuds at a Sushiro restaurant in Taipei?

I love fembuds

Am i Guras wife? I can't keep track

>>72479966
Shion?

>>72479966
Show pits please fembud!

>>72479038
>>72479316
You need to accept that you will never have a fembud in your life. It isn't something you can control.

my valentine merch is arriving soon. i wasn't expecting to get it this fast

>>72478658
When he's not he's posting in his catalog threads

My merch is coming April 1st, nice.

>my merch

sharting nigger anus

>>72480675
ok pedro

>>72480675
Gura's favorite flavor...

>another Fauna stream and not a single Gura mention whatsoever...

>>72481439
she is gradually...

>>72481439
Fauna already said she will always be a chumbud. She doesn't have to say it every stream

>>72481439
No shit, why would she just randomly start talking about random Holomembers?

>>72481601
retard

>>72481601
anon do you even understand what mentions are

last post getto

>>72482206

wee

>>72482227

>>72482314

>>72482394