/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>72432213
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>72432215
Nyamen

>>72432215
Amen.
>>72432134
this thread must be very quiet, reeda is sleeping

>>72432213
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>TEMPUS/ARMIS VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Armis White Day Voice Packs AND Hololive Island Voice Pack
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH & VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_valentinevoice2024?variant=44491260428508

>hololive SUPER EXPO 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/pages/hololive-superexpo2024-merchlist
https://shop.geekjack.net/pages/hololive-super-expo-2024

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xlCRbJuPc8

https://twitter.com/EK__Kiing/status/1773149398920298999

>>72432241
Nyanzoin sex

>>72432215
aMEN

>>72432310
Thumbnail made it look like another version of THAT Koi image.

>>72432558
KEK, can't unsee. just two lil black diknbawls with the koinahole... orange homies chilling

>>72432742
FALSE, Shinri is red brown

>>72432558
how could you do this

>>72432833
If Ruze's jacket makes him crimson then Shinri's orange coat makes him orange. I pretend I do not see the poop brown.

>>72432877
I do wonder why that color for Shinri, it's present in his design only in the shadows of the jacket, even the darks of his tattoo are more red

>>72432987
his color is will be white, after I cum all over him

I miss pilot
I'm gonna break his pelvis when he gets back

LOVE LOVE LOVE REGIS ALTARE

>last stream 3 weeks ago
LAZY FATFUCK

>>72433591
Didn't even do a single twitter space

LOVE LOVE LOVE REGIS ALTARE IN 3D TOO

>>72433591
Yamero... I'm suffering enough without it being rubbed in....

>>72433900
It's only been 4 months, not too late to change oshi

>>72434102
>give up one day before he comes back
why would I do that

>>72434216
What makes you think he won't pull this shit again later on

>>72433591
sorry i may have drained his semenergy

>>72434413
i mean Altare and Bettel has done this multiple times so why can't he?

>>72434413
Actually I certainly hope he takes breaks again in the future even though I will miss him! I don't think any holostar going on vacation is "pulling" anything because I'm not a psycho, hope that helps!

>>72432213
I remember the original pic this one is based on.
\m/|°`_´°|\m/

>>72434548
I don't think Altare has taken a full month off even once? He does take a lot of week long breaks though and people do complain.

>>72434413

>>72434993
kek

Octavio sitting next to Jurard, stroking his arms and chest with his hands while kissing his ears. Jurard has his legs spread, dick out, as Gibby sucks on it, Octavio using his control powers to force Gibby to take it in deeper in his throat until he gags on it, all the while telling him to pleasure the dino as best as he can.

Altare takes out a loan from some loan sharks for the guild and wastes all the money on pikachu merch
One day, the loan sharks show up at the guild hall asking for the money back and when Altare can't pay up the whole guild gets gangraped and mindbroken

>>72434943
i think the only time people have complained is when he does it with radio silence which happened twice

>>72434413
>pull this shit again
Anon, people are allowed to take vacations from work. I know capitalism and corporate control can be mindbreaking, but its really not a big deal for entertainers to take breaks here and there, and you should expect your oshi to be gone a few times a year. For their own health, and yours.

What happened to National Tempus Radio?

>>72434943
people complain even when the boys are here and streaming

>>72435757
he's bringing it back. just planning when and how he's gonna go about it this time

>>72435757
national tempus radio silence

>>72435757
Hiatus

Any Stars comics, animations or games i the works?

Dead horas, Uproar 3D prologue album telly
https://youtu.be/I5gLTOGqiAA

>>72436077
This thing https://twitter.com/tacticalelysium

>>72435757
He’s going to bring it back. But, like most everything with Altare, he has to be whiny about it.

>>72432310
in the replies

we love regis altare

>>72437189
no we don't

we throat abuse regis altare

>>72437235
yes we do

>>72437189
*I* love Regis Altare

>>72436260
looks ambitious

>>72436077
Flayon's X game

https://youtu.be/LKau2IHCf4M
Rio is coming for (You)

>>72436077
Armis doppelganger that'll be released on April Fools

>>72437765
Rio and Hakka are women.

MAMA VERTICAL TELLY TEST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwISTwKKsKw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwISTwKKsKw

>>72435126
Is this the sane nonnie who used to write jutai here? If yes i missed you

>>72438557
Rio's massive dick says otherwise

>>72438642
oh this is cute

Tiny ass cup lmao

mama, this coffee is as big as your head. you're pregnant! when the doctor said only one cup you can't just flaunt a bigger cup!!

Has Shinri EVER used his hat and facemask thingy during a stream

>wanted puniko to be even chunkier

>>72438782
>pregnant
StarsEN Gen4 soon...

>moona raid
SEA HOURS

ashita kara nihongo haishin

Shinri rescuing a rat from the NYC sewers to gain its loyalty for life

mama...

Amazon pressing Gavis Bettel

>i can fix that rat
>i just think it would be cool to grab a wild rat and bring it in and say to it, "hey, i know it was rough out there, but its all good in here now"
kek somebody please get our nesting mama some kind of baby to care for

Cute dragon

>hakka actually does the cute high pitched "oke!" in real life

https://explore.org/fat-bear-week

>>72439910
OH LAWD HE BIG

>spent his last birthday before tempus alone and doing work

>my villain arc would be sneaking vegetables into the boys meals
>they always complain to me that their tummies hurt

>>72439910
AIIIIEEE ACTUAL FAT FUCK

>shinri used to live in singapore
oh?

>mama used to live in singapore at a boarding school as a child
>visited south korea
>visited japan before this current trip
>went to australia once (perth, west coast)
MAMA WORLDWIDE

I wish I got tinnitus from fun times like concerts, and not shitty times like the army.

>>72440436
>Mama is actually Pitbull

Slut

very subtle shinri!

>recently been doing "idol duties" and needs to get the flexibility back
>instantly crunches his wrist at 300 decibels
>my knees have a permanent crack, every time i crouch down they pop

>>72439340
I hope they do something together one day

>>72440806
Ojisan love

Shinri should bring up these weird stuff more kek

the matching thumbnails are so cute

>>72438645
>nonnie
wrong site

>some spaniard scientist shoving a bluetooth speaker up some poor woman's cooch, calling it "science"
Man I just don't know any more Shinri

Sisters can I play music in your vaginas?

>>72439459
he already has gavis bettel

>>72441583
I dunno, caaaaaaaaaaan you?

>>72439488
kek he needs to play Minecraft with Octavio and go full protector mama mode

>>72441497
Cute

>dedicated stream to going through some of these studies
please

>>72441583
queefing is a lost art

>>72441783
Let's hope management autism don't kneecaps him again

Explainning vtubers and holostars to academics sounds kino

ARUTEA BIG BIG LOVE

>>72442094
drinking arutea's arutea

>>72442094

>>72442130
Stream you lazy blue fuck

>>72442274
This but blue fuck (affectionate)

There they are, the Korean sisters, that's how they behave. Still want them in the community?

Puniko is made for cock

>>72442094
>>72442130
Wait, so he doesn't just quit when things won't go as he wants? You can do that?

>>72442313
bro what

>>72442325
Yeah, mine. Piss off Shinri, that's my fillet

>>72442372
Grey names gooks asking Shinri if he's korean, calling him oppa and asking to do a face reveal over and over

>>72442472
oppa gangnam style lol

>>72442472
that's just regular grey names, that vertical stream brought a lot of new viewers and normies from their recommended page

>>72442472
>asking to do a face reveal over and over
i hate normalniggers so fucking much
they can only judge a person's character by how attractive they are
even when you hide behind a mask or persona, how you "really look" is their only compass for moral and ethical judgements

Trying to understand this topic without knowing the movies is hard

Yeah but what if Goku

>>72442552
Yeah, but it's not the first time this happens with him and pretty sure they were gooks before too.
I'm just calling out an anon that said Tempus should appeal to chinks and gooks for some reason, despite many proofs that they're crazy and not ready for vtubing.

>>72442798

>>72442274
We are having sex today sowwy

forcing all stars members to do a 4 week russian military bootcamp

What would you guys feel if the boys locked their zatsudans behind memberships?

>>72442916
They already do that

Santa is an omega?

>capeshit rambling
My nigga, must be sad for the sisters but this is why Shinri is my brotuber, orange dudes are like that

This poor dino is melting...

>>72443171
No.
It's just that he can somehow dodge Darkseid's 100% accurate supposed to fucking hit Omega Beam.
Batman could do it too somehow (which actually makes that fucker superhuman)

>>72443374
How is it hot there? Wasn't it supposed to still be winter, or the end of it

>>72443374
peroperoperoperoperoperopero

>>72443593
>he doesn't know
Badlands has been constantly around 30ºC, anon-kun

>>72442472
Vertical streams bring new people, when Hakka did his there were gray names calling him cringe or cute/sexy

>>72443455
Omega level was refering to the mutant category from Marvel

>>72443737
It's currently at least 40ºC in my city

>>72443770
How does that even work? People will see the same shit, just a different orientation.

>>72443907
Jewtube algo is pushing vertical shit hard

>>72443844
Oh.
I'm retarded.

Hakker on menshi telly

>>72443899
medium rare-anon...

>>72444065
It was scheduled for 11:15PM JST btw, that's why I cancelled my membership

KEK fototeta https://x.com/bloo_chimpanzee/status/1773311758649725042?s=20

>it's me? Ore-kun?
That made me laugh for some reason, nice one bossu

>>72444247
>hakka asking his father for a titty pic when he can just rip the shirt off and fuck those meaty pecs every single day
weird birb

>>72444231
Autistchama...

i miss my retard

I want boys who are skilled at FPS games and play them regularly

>>72445017
aren't Altare, Shinri and Gibby skilled at fps games?

>>72445220
>Altare, Shinri
Eh, above average sure but they don't play them much, especially not shinri
>Gibby
I don't know actually, he streams at ungodly hours for me so I never watch him

need dingo dick in my cunt

>>72445474
are you a white woman by any chance?

>>72444533
Starting stream before scheduled time is a retard move, doing it constantly is enough to make me drop someone
>But he does it because he may be late
Then be late, pin a message in chat or let it in the description. At least people will be there by the time you start instead of arriving at the scheduled time and realizing they missed part of the stream cause the streamer is retarded

Shinri: Well, then, I was all like "no," and then you were like, "you are!" And then he was all like, "No, but then you are!" And I was all like, "I kind of am." So long story short he's kind of my boyfriend right now.
Altare: I am so pretty.
Shinri: You really are! Is there like cheer practice today?
Bettel walks in, both look at her.
Altare: Um... Excuse me?
Shinri: Hello?
Bettel: (looks at them) What?
Altare: Who the fuck are you?
Bettel: Who the fuck are you?
Altare: I asked you first.
Bettel: I asked you second.
Shinri: Ah! Ah! He's Regis Altare! Duh. Guild Leader! Demon King! Part-time holostar.
Bettel: Oh.
Altare: Who the fuck are you?!
Bettel: I'm Bettel. I'm new.
Altare: Who the fuck let you in here?
Bettel: Nowa.
Altare: Nowa who?
Bettel: Vesper Noir.
Shinri: Vesper isn't even in charge of the door!
Altare: So, Bettel let me tell you how things work here—
Bettel: I already know how things work around here.
Shinri: Vesper is in charge of the snacks! Why is he letting people inside of the door?!
Altare: This is my bathroom. This is my guild. And this is me telling you that you need to learn your place.
Bettel: Guess what? I already know all those things.
Altare: Oh really?
Bettel: Yeah.
Shinri: Magni is in charge of the door! What the fuck is he doing letting Vesper let people in? (leaves)
Altare: You're not from around here are you, Bettel?
Bettel: I just transferred from Xenokuni.
Altare: Where the fuck is that?
Bettel: North of the Badlands, west of the hollow tree!
Altare: Well, let me tell you how things work around here in Elysium!
Bettel: I already know how things work around here in Elysium!
Altare: Really?
Bettel: Yeah. Axel Syrios told me all about it.
Shinri: (returns) Is Magni sick? Does he have mono? ... I feel like his dad might have died.
Altare: What the fuck are you doing talking to Axel Syrios?
Bettel: We went on a bender together.
Altare: That's my fucking boyfriend, bitch.
Bettel: Oh really? That's not what Jurard T. Rexford said.
Altare: Well, Jurard T. Rexford is a fucking liar!
Bettel: He seemed to know a lot about you and Apex coaches.
Altare: Okay, Bettel, just what the fuck do you want?
Bettel: I want to poop here. Whenever I want... for as long as I want.
Altare: Fine. But know this. I do not like you.
Bettel: I feel indifferent towards you.
Altare: I'll be watching you....
Bettel: I'm going to poop now.
Shinri: Wait, Flayon's dad is sick. Magni's dad is a senator! Duh Shinri!
(Bettel goes into stall and loudly defecates)
Bettel: Owned. Have fun smelling my poops, bitches! (leaves)

>>72445629
I can see being annoyed with something like Gibby starting his scheduled stream eight hours early but five or ten minutes early isn't worth bitching about especially if it's just a zatsu.

>>72445629
dude you're no big loss to him. o7

>>72445629
dude it's fifteen minutes, you won't miss that much. plus you can watch the vod after. but go off and rage sure

>>72445629
so autistic...

>>72444846
ya gotta be specific anonchama

>>72435973
Is it because of Vesper behind the scenes still?

>>72446117
It's because it was half-assed and only to silence people constantly asking for it

>>72445703
I hate you anon why have you unlocked this memory I had locked away

>>72445474
Too late Magni

>>72446109
red one

hakka's getting fucked under the cherryblossoms
https://twitter.com/minaserioch/status/1773362448428351553

>>68031300

>>72445703
?

I'm still in love with a femvestie, I'm in bed awake and daydreaming of being whipped and pegged by her

>>72446228
Altare really went from "I wanna have a weekly podcast" for a year to "It's a lot of work and a grind" after couple months. Though I kinda get it, his original plan was different and even if he is very close and buddies with VG they just don't provide the same kind of banter and balance that he had with HQ.

>>72446559
She might be in the other thread who knows

>>72446754
God damn it wrong thread

>>72446632
How much work and grind could it possibly be? Aren't they just a glorified zatsu with a set topic and slightly edited? I feel like he's just bored of doing them but doesn't want to admit it desu

>>72446905
I think the same tbdesu, also he probably underestimated all the editing and organizing it needs to be weekly when streaming is their main job

>>72446905
i think he originally planned to do it with a video of their models, had clear segments in mind. even commissioned art and assets for it. but hq broke down and he had to scrap all that

ENTER MECHABIRD

mechabirb is alive

>>72447176
>>72447208
context for a poorfag onegai

>>72447351
Apologies poorfag
Flayon came into Hakka's room to borrow nail clippers (JP nail clippers are shit). He was wearing booty shorts.

>>72446905
>slightly edited
I wish it was slightly edited, as someone who listens to a lot of podcast it annoyed me how amateur it was.

>>72447638
I mean, it was done by an amateur since Altare was doing it on his own

>>72445629
>Hakka has been saying *repeatedly*, that to always expect him to be on-the-dot on the hour for streams.
>Even his fucking schedule reflects that, stating the on-the-dot time
Anon I think you're just dumb as fuck. Besides it's a fucking zatsudan it's not that deep.

>>72447496
thank you anon chu

Ruze is a glitter terrorist https://x.com/semi_finalfight/status/1773331177245442095?s=20

>>72448078
>glitterrorized his own mama
sasuga

>>72448078
i wish ruze would cover me in glitter too. with his bare hands.

>>72447879
Then just don't schedule the waiting room at a different time, it's not so hard, I'm sure no one is pressing the buttons for him.

>>72447750
Didn't he get someone else to do the editing though? or maybe I'm just misremembering.
>>72447496
>flayon will never come to my room late at night wearing booty shorts
why even live....

>>72448078
>>72448183
>glitterbombs his manager
>glitterbombs his mama
Watch out Yagoo, he's coming after you next.

Making Bettel play dodgeball and violently throwing balls into his stomach until he curls up and cries!

>>72448819
stop spoiling your 3D showcase, Bettel

>>72446514
It's just a cute and innocent date! Surely Hakka won't spread his legs so easily!

>>72446514
CHUPADO

>>72448417
he didn't get the editor he wanted. they were too busy. tried looking for a new one but didn't get anyone in the end.

>>72448819
violently kicking bettel's balls

Jester hair so fluffy...I wanna chew it

>>72449460
roughly squeezing and molesting Bettel's bruised balls while furiously jerking his cock until it gets hard against his will

>>72449636

>>72448819
>>72449460
>>72449617
>>72449636
sanest bettelions in the thread
based

>>72449636
>>72449729
Personally I prefer alternating between physical violence and snuggles for the jester

>>72446905
The problem is that his original plan was to have someone else do the editing, and then the editor fell through and he ended up having to do it all himself. That made it become extra work for him, and also made the quality worse than he expected, so he lost enthusiasm for it. However, after a bunch of people at the M&G asked about it and said they wanted more episodes, he decided he's going to give it another shot.

Altare should be rape corrected

>>72450501
He is the one who does the correcting

>>72450501
by me, yes

>>72450501
I'm gonna be first, you guys can have my sloppy seconds

Flay schedule
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1773392673598291979

>>72451415
Nice <3

>>72445703
link the stream!

>>72446514
ghost dong too powerful

>>72451415
I don't know how much more chilla's art I can fucking take bros
Why does every last member insist on playing all his copy pasted games???

>>72451835
Sexpest

>>72451835
Eww

>when are we gonna build the big chree altare?

>>72451415
>Handcam
Eyy
Did he ever give a reason why he hasn't done one before?

>>72451415
Neat
>>72452176
Never really came up but recently said he wasn't comfortable doing them but seeing all the boys do one put the idea In his brain

>>72452514
>wasn't comfortable
Ah

>>72452176
Probably afraid of showing skin accidentally since he is half and half something or other

I love this artist that draws Flay out of model and confuses me thinking it's another character, I'd give them a sloppy toppy https://x.com/Lau__135/status/1773364469000732801?s=20

>>72451415
>brain is no work properly
is this babytalk?

>>72452908
That really looks like Miyabi with blue eyes

>>72452802
you now remember how much of a killjoy he was about the tempantsu batsu

>>72445703
ive always wanted someone to make a tempus ver of this

>>72452975
Hey nigga I wouldn't want to post my underwear either
I defended him then and I will defend him now

>>72452968
In another life Miyabi is Flay's older brother and they'd do impure acts with each other

actual dragon shinri, love to see it
https://twitter.com/DreadDraggo/status/1773163206367678570

>>72453367
Oouuuuuuu!
That's so cool!

>>72452975
Considering how many people near debut tried to push him towards the horny femboy archetype, I don't blame him for trying to shut that down early on. He showed them at the end of a stream no coomer would be bothered to sit through anyways.

>>72453517
Is a nonhorny femboy really impossible?

>>72453367
Why is he black

>>72453610
Ha, I thought you were replying to >>72453517

>>72453593
Doubt it, if you let people call you a femboy you're basically allowing them to be horny and roleplay as your discord mod

I wonder why Hakka didn't get any coomers after him since his model actually looks pretty feminine

I really really really really REALLY need to get knotted and nakadashi'd by Axel right now

id like to sit on axels lap and hug him for a while

>>72453994
not sexy enough
>verification not required

>>72453994
Hakka is a cute and innocent little boy for headpats only!

>>72454322(me)
Found this in one of those old posts kek

>>72454322
what happened... how did our cute, pure hermanito become such a whore ToT

>>72453994
Body is mostly covered up and has taco accent I guess

kek this is incredible
https://twitter.com/bloo_chimpanzee/status/1773311758649725042

>>72455119
wtf is this kek

>>72455119
LMAO

>>72455240
FOTOTETA

>>72455440
Que?

>>72455883
FOTOTETA

>>72453690
Flayon is a pure Elysian of white skin who commands unintelligent dark creatures of corruption.

I want fotos of Ruze teta

oh god hakka! what have you done!????
https://twitter.com/5gooses/status/1773231708067725559

>>72456854
which type of tetas are you looking for

>>72457312
W-why is he naked

>>72456274
Anon....

Altare es mi omega, lo marqué en el cerro

>>72457786
Teta of all kinds

>>72457879
yeah?

>>72435707
I just want you to know that your posting style is very obvious and you're the most annoying anon on /MANS/, congratulations

>>72457837
skinship between mother and child

>>72457879
dios mío

>>72457866
His tail is practically a whip! He's the ultimate massa, mark my words

>inspired by the boys to go try Korean BBQ for the first time
>it's not as good as they made it out to be
At least I got out of the house I guess.

>>72455119
Por qux el pajaritx quierx fotxs dx tetxs dx Shinrx? Shinrx siemprx muestrx sxs tetxs.

>>72459817
I hate korean food, I've even traveled to South Korea and still hated it. Most overhyped cousine ever.

>>72460322
Why all these xes

>>72432213
Hol up
ANOTHER WAVE?

>wave

>>72453367
Reminds me a lot of the art style from the Spyro series

>>72460763
I thought the same, they have some sexy dragons on the remasters

>>72460826
Get >>>/out/ of here Hakka, it's like 5 am for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUVpIu3D08s&t=3210s

>>72461391
shameless whore

>>72461391
i need to sit on his face and smear his slutty makeup with my thighs

>>72432213
Dead hours so I'll make an off-topic comment
The original guy from this meme is a friend of mine. kek
I've always found it fascinating how big it got (it's a super old pic).

>>72461608
*thys

Was Altare isekai'd? I thought Elysium was a virtual reality world. I'm confused.
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1773431786984653074

>>72463027
He wound up there without being jacked in or whatever so it counts.

>>72463182
So he technically died to get to Elysium, like in regular isekai? Do you remember when he said that?

>>72460548
Inclusive genderless Mexicanx

LEADER WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE HAPPY AND ENJOY SOMETHING YOU SON OF A BITCH

>>72464558
I told you he needs to be rape corrected

>>72464558
Brain chemistry goes brrrr
At least he will always love Pikachu

>>72463598
Astagfirullah may Allah smite such gayness

>>72465405
أَسْتَغْفِرُ ٱللَّٰهَ

>>72454154
>>72454230

I want both of these at the same time.

>>72459817
There's no food that they hype that's actually good....

>>72465869
Most of Tempus survive off of junk food, their standards are probably really low

black bean noodles and that rice cake spicy thingy is pretty good

>>72458888
wish axel's digital ears could do this

>>72464558
his emotion module hasn't been repaired yet

A good dicking would fix 90% of the boys' problems

>>72466886
as in them doing the dicking or getting dicked...

>>72466087
some of them are going to struggle so bad on idol reps with the shit they eat (looking at Bettel in particular)

>>72467246
Shinri needs to get on that villain arc he was talking about and force feed them his healthy bentos

>>72467322
>being a caring papamama is being a villain

>>72467246
I've been super busy recently so I switched to eating leftovers, easy shit like pasta and take out and it is wild how much worse my immune system's got

People started receiving Axel's bday merch, the necklace looks so nice

>>72467246
I have a diet worse than Bettel's and I'm 95% sure I could recreate what Altare/Axel did in their 3D debuts minus singing. iirc they didn't have much if any choreography and they just moved around vaguely energetically for an hour, they'll be fine (for now).

>>72467849
I still haven't even gotten my plushies.....

>>72433591
The stress of going from xenokuni back to the badlands ghetto was too much for his poor heart... RIP my sweet GB...

>>72468898
WTF Israel?

>>72433591
>anons shit on gibby
>he takes a 3 week break
>UUU GIBBY DOKO?!!
are bubbys tsundere? nyaruhodo

Jutai but Octavio ships Jutard and Gibby

>>72470814

>Ruze in 3 hours
No... he's supposed to stream at lunchtime so he doesn't overlap

>>72470605
PEOPLE WILL SAY MANS HAS NO BUBBIES BUT THERE'S AT LEAST THREE OF US, TAKE THAT HATERS

>>72470814
>>72470977
Octavio's taste is immaculate

>>72469474
They must really hate you, I usually get my merch 1 week after everyone does in spic land

I underestimated how hard it is to rape a machiroon

>>72472697
freaking CUTE

speaking of shinri I'm still thinking about his pointy nipples

>>72472255
it's easy, you just have to bait them with their beloved oshi are you the anon that was going to draw roonrape? post it anyways, i want a complete mascot rape collection regardless of quality

a video about Hakka and Nerrisa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaKwqsSIbIo

>>72473315

HAKKA ON THE CHILLASLOPPY TELLY

>>72474348
lazy
HAKKA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukEdaZrG_0M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukEdaZrG_0M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukEdaZrG_0M

>>72474393
What the
Could've sworn I copy pasted the link kek

>>72474494
dw we're all jobbers at some point or another here

>>72470977
SEEEX

Axel in 3 hours
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1773500558466527656

>>72474915
>back to overlap central
k-kino..

>>72439340
set in schedule!

>>72474915
Nice, some warning hours before the stream

>Taking exit 8 gimmick
Damn Chilla is really looking for every possible way to reduce time between games

Shinri: So... is there guild practice today or not?
Jurard: (enters) Where the fuck is Regis Altare?
Shinri: Oh my God, it's Jurard T. Rexford.
Altare: What the fuck do you want, Jurard?
Jurard: Oh I don't know. I heard that you're going around calling me a fucking liar!
Altare: Where did you hear that?
Jurard: Uh I don't know, like thirty-five seconds ago.
Altare: I said "where", not "when", you idiot!
Jurard: Shut up! You know I'm partially deaf in my right ear after Kureiji Ollie hit me in the head with that fucking hacky sack in the third grade!
Goldbullet: (enters) Where the fuck is Regis Altare?
Shinri: Oh my God, it's Goldbullet, the most popular guy in the history of utopia school district.
Goldbullet: Hiye, Shinri!
Shinri: O-oh my God. (ducks into a bathroom stall)
Altare: Goldbullet, how's Badlands University?
Goldbullet: Um, it's great. I'm like in a shitton of sorawrities and I have a twenty-nine year old boyfriend. Suck it!
Altare: It's so good to see you.
Goldbullet: I heard you were calling my brother a fucking liar!
Octavio: (enters) Where the fuck is Regis Altare?
(Silence until the group sees Octavio)
Altare: Who the fuck are you?
Octavio: Who the fuck are you?
Altare: Oh no, no. We are not doing this again.
Goldbullet: This is our brother, Octavio. He's the most popular guy at Octoparty Elementary.
Octavio: And I heard you were calling my sister a fucking liar!
Shinri: Okay, seriously? Who the fuck is watching the door? How did a nine year old get in here?
Octavio: Shut up, Shinri Josuiji! Or should I tell everybody about how you make out with Banzoin Hakka behind Topsy's Popcorn after quests?
Shinri: H-how do you know about that?
Octavio: Iofifteen. We have gymnastics together.
Jurard: What?
Goldbullet: Fucking stand on the other side of me.
Jurard: Fucking Matt Derringer. Listen, Altare. We want—oh! Oh my God. It smells terrible in here.
Altare: Somebody literally just pooped.
Goldbullet: It smells awful.
Octavio: It smells like somebody put a diabetic foot into a sandwich and left it in the sun. Ugh!
Shinri: (retching) I'm sorry. I'll text Puniko.
Jurard: Anyway... I want an apology. I'm not a fucking liar!
Altare: You are a fucking liar! And I'll gladly tell it to all of Elysium Park!
Goldbullet: Well then, I'll gladly tell the guilds of Bubby State, Axelotl, and Hakkito State that you eat dick burritos.
Shinri: Oh my God, that's everywhere you applied.
Altare: I know.
Octavio: And I'll gladly tell the entire student body of Octoparty Elementary that first grader Kobo Kanaeru... is rife... with cooties.
(Shinri and Altare gasp)
Shinri: That's totally your sister.
Altare: I know. Okay, fine. Jurard, (quietly) I am sorry.
Jurard: I didn't believe that for a goddamn second. I want a handwritten apology delivered to my locker along with twenty-five dollars in PlayStore giftcards. Additionally, I want possession of all guys bathrooms from the West Bank lockers to the second floor and to the two trees in the quad.
Altare: Fuck you.
Octavio: You know, Altare, it'd be a shame if your sister fell down a flight of stairs!
Altare: Uh, fine! I'll accept your terms, but you have to give tempus the center lunch table.
Goldbullet: Fine.
Altare: There's also a guy named Bettel who has pooping privileges here.
Jurard: He will be safe.
Altare: Good. But know this: the war between Tempus and the Armis family has just begun.
Jurard: Understood.
Goldbullet: Understood.
Octavio: Understood!
Shinri: Wait, what's going on?

>>72475176
He not only copied it but he also made it worse somehow. Chilla is truly the slopmaster.

Arutea cute

WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN, MASON?

>>72475334
is this a highschool au?

>This is how Flayon walked into my room

>hakka loves cowpiss

>>72451987
A year later and this quote still makes me laugh

>>72467849
i should have ordered that necklace. i hate being poor

>>72477034
THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME

hakka is being a blue racist

Anyone got the 10momi fan representations, i can’t get marriage off my mind so I’m gonna draw those in wedding outfits to see if that stops me from thinking about marriage

>>72477573
you mean the kindergartner sona she based off of her irl child?

>>72477573

>>72477670
TY!!!!!!!
Also Jesus altventurerer and hakkitos are just my type crazy considering Hakka and altare are my oshis

>>72477573
flayon get out of here your drawing stream starts in 5 minutes

>>72477670
The female koipanion is doing things to me, oh god of fuck

>>72477839
Fuck dude, for real
Ya think she’ll be motherly like shinri or wanna be spoiled

>>72477670
koipanions look like THAT...?