/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>72414977
>no issues..
Anon I

>>72414977
He's not interested in fucking them.

>>72414977
Every Vtuber with no exception is mentally ill.

Don't they literally have a company therapist?

>>72415216
Do you not remember when he had multiple talents do an IRL meet up with him and took them out shopping and stuff? Lol basically had a harem

>>72415566
Company rapist* who threatens them if they step out of line

>>72414977
>no issues
You mean
>no big issues
Yet

>>72415566
Yes their lead manager is an occupational therapist.
>>72414977
Same way Hololive does. Lots of managers. Only female managers.

>>72415702
So just like an anime harem, he's not interested in fucking them.

>>72414977
The secret is he was smart enough to hire a woman to handle the woman moments while he handles the business side of things.

>>72415880
>Not hiring sexpest or troons actually works
Amazing

>>72414977
buy an ad phaseCVCK

>>72415880
>>72415989
This pretty much. He knows he hired a mental ward and so hired enough nurses to keep it in check too.
Then a dose of Pippa over the entire company made them immune to cancel culture. He knows how to play the game.

Niji and Lando's clip is making realize it's not a matter of if, but rather when. The corpos are all hellholes but the question is how long until someone cracks and how good the company is at covering it up.

>>72414977
Well for starters he doesn't spam the debut queue the way unkosanji does

>>72414977
>Open door policy
>Let's talents speak their mind to him
>Open about business decisions and doesn't bullshit them
>Is unironically good at managing a business
>understands he is not the best at directly managing the talents so hires competent managers
>Michael Scott energy

>>72415216
>>72415702
>>72415902
No, he actually reminds me more of the Sensei from Blue Archive.
Would fuck them in another life and might get flustered or horny around one or two of the girls but this isn't that other life and he's a seasoned businessman and above all, a responsible adult, not a kid trying to play CEO, so he mans up, doesn't touch or flirt with the menhera, properly does his CEO duties and fucks off instead of fucking up. Also bullying but eh, that could blow up later if ever. Might just be banter and fake messages for the sake of "haha, fake bullying"
We do have confirmation that he practically has zero tact when serious and the ones who actually wrangle the girls are the managers because, as said by several other talents. Sakana can't speak to women, he has no "rizz".
Also, Shiina said on an archived stream, not deleted or anything, that he's legitimately married, so he is just taken and loyal, which is a good sign that he, you know, cares.

>>72416609
If he's lying, he's fucked, Wanmaru-tier of fucked. We are talking bridgeburning of a mid to high tier.
I hope he didn't pull that out of his ass, sincerely, he can be a good entertainer, it's just that his mouth is faster than his brain.

>>72415702
In what anime harem does the MC fuck anyone?

>>72418020
I can't fuck the cute girls in Blue Archive?

>>72418344
Read again.
Also yes, that's the idea, the responsible adult doesn't do girls, the responsible adult fucks women.

>>72418631
Can I at least date them?

>>72416609
>>72418020
What new manner of Fagni bitching has surfaced this time?

>>72418949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa0Lboq0oMo&ab_channel=BitterBerry

>>72414977
Many of them have caused plenty of issues with fans, just not with each other (or if they have, they don't show it and keep any drama between them private).
Don't get me wrong, there's still a few I like, but I've blacklisted half the company at this point.
Idek if I can call myself a "Phase fan" anymore. Really just a Pippa, Lumi, and Uruka fan. And even they ain't totally innocent.

>>72418949
Either truth or slander, idk, idc.

>>72418730
That's a (You) problem anon.

On a better note to end my post at, I like the new Regloss mv.

>>72414977
Phase literally had to terminate one of their talents for interacting with fans behind the scenes, funneling transactions away from the company and then when Phase found out, she did a donothon with fake stretch goals she had no interest in fulfilling because she wanted to just take the money and run

>>72419173
Just to be clear, I was and I am not talking about real life, I am interested in the game and would like to know if I can date all the girls.

>>72419247
That element was very stupid. Never happening again.
Hopefully,
Also, watch Lia.

>>72419402
As far as I can remember... No.
But the game compensates for it in other ways.
If you want cute girls and a game that will definitely not EoS anytime soon, jump into it. Very good.

>>72416431
*Pippa* is immune to cancel culture. The rest of the girls are in a bit of an awkward spot, because they belong to the "le nazi company" in the eyes of normies, yet they don't really want the types of viewers that aren't filtered by the company having that reputation.
Btw I am that type of viewer. Im not a twittard baseding out. But its clear to me that im not really welcome in anyone's community besides Pippa's. At best, the other girls tolerate us cuz they dont really have another choice.

>Yagoo is married
>Fishman is married
>Riku is not married
Maybe this is the real pattern to be successful

>>72419763
>nazi
Is nazi word still a big taboo in the west? I've seen a lot of video clips and article where far left call out anyone they don't like a nazi so I thought it lost its meaning long ago.

>>72419247
I think your mixing up Phase with Idol

Despite the meme, somebody seriously unstable wouldn't get in. Current Phasegirls are relatively easymodo, and really just need special care given to management/tardwrangling and a company that doesn't suck (>>72417411)
If anything, the secret is in which mentally ill girls get hired to begin with (the boring answer is presumably large amounts of vetting, interviewing and gut checks, his "insight" autism on composing lineups that generally mesh well together and bring something unique to the company with acceptable risk)

>>72419917
Unironically? Yes. The Tsun & Prism CEOs weren't married either.

>>72415702
Apparently he is married, all his hornyness just goes to his wife

>>72419917
Its this, you are dealing with woken whos job is to he cute all the time. A single guy is gonna get top horny and make mistakes, a guy with a good marriages is just hornied out by the time it comws to doing business.

>>72419763
>immune to cancel culture
Literally just dont interact with those people when they cancel you.
>but my friends blocked me
They were never your friends to begin with if their opinion of you changes based on a crowd of people they dont know

>>72414977
It's not that they never had issues, rather his company actually found ways to resolve the issues that killed other small corpos.

>>72414977
>What is his secret

>>72414977
He built up an immunity to major scandals by having multiple smaller scandals. Now he's invincible.

>>72416609
>>72418949
>>72418987
This dude has personal problems, his whole
>i dont feel sad
>i feel rage
>i felt that people would feel my sacrifice
>i punched my punching bag until the gloves split
This has nothing to do with holostars, these are his own personal issues

>>72420325
Nono, I'm talking about phase
>>72419414
I will not watch homocollabers, I gave her the benefit of the doubt more than once, never again

Unironically he really does have a great eye for talent. As much as people think Phase is just the Pippa corp I'm constantly amazed at how much effort and talent all girls put into their streams. Some of them are legit avant garde artists and other just work really hard for their fans. There's a few that don't try as hard but his girls really are working for their successes. They also all seem to agree that they have a really good management system behind them supporting those efforts. As counter intuitive as it might seem relative to as much Phase gets hyped it still feels like they're undervalued and they know it and that makes them hungry.

>>72419917
Is Gunrun married?

>>72414977
Bullying the seamen demon

>>72415216
I thought he was fucking the blue one? Furuku Urujuku or whatever the name is, the one that does music stuff

>>72422477
no, it's me who fucks Fujuku

>Sakana has already told us ahead of time that he doesn't have the personal talent for dealing with female autism so he has a go-between who's great at it.
I think it's honestly the chick that deals with the talents who is the unsung hero of Phase Connect. Her interpersonal communication skills balancing what the company needs combined with Sakana's relative laxness toward what the girls want to do and absolute acceptance of the Sad Girl meme gives him a lot of leeway for the girls being able to get away with a lot of shit without getting him in trouble.
Also Marine doesn't work for Phase Connect JP so there's no chances of him fucking the talents.

>>72422477
They had a one night stand and it was so bad uruka turned lesbian afterwards

>>72422477
No, Uruka fucks his wife.

>>72423827
Muumi isn't really that undersung. Pretty much all the talents constantly say how important she has been to the success of Phase and I think Pippa has outright said she would have left if it wasn't for her. Maybe the public doesn't know her as well but that's mostly because of the nature of her role. Her coworkers have been very vocal about her importance.

>>72414977
He hired women to be their managers and keep in check, just like in female prisons.

>>72425308
Do the woman wardens use the batons as dildos for the prisoners that get out of line? Like in the porn movies.

>>72414977
He's a MOBA gamer
>>72419763
>persecution syndrome
meds

>>72414977
Depends on your definition of "tons."

>>72415566
pippa fairly recently said there are staff members they can talk to when they're feeling extra menhera

>>72421231
>Doki's personal problems have nothing to do with nijisanji, she just has completely unrelated personal problems

>>72414977
Because they're all faking mental illness in an attempt to pander to the 4chan crowd.

>>72414977
All girls corpo, simple as.

His priorities are his money, his coffee (that half the girls openly shit on it's pretty funny), and his wife. Compare that to unmarried Riku whose priority is his playbutton-plated yacht.
Not to mention he seems to know how to tard wrangle or at least delegate tard-wrangling.
Also as a kid he used to be with his friends on the playground and roleplay as a Starcraft turret. That's gotta count for something.

>>72414977
copying holo and learn from cover

>>72427954
Like Lia saying she was unknowingly diagnosed with autism. Come on. She's not even weird, let alone autistic. She's like every normal chick I went to high school with that knew how to have a sense of humor.

>>72414977
He hires psychologists for managers. Also he puts talent first before profit.

He should have streamed it or forced one of the girls to stream it.

>>72414977

>>72427853
How would that conversation go anyway? What would a menhera girl want to say?

>>72425114
I just want one (1) Muumi stream, it's not fair that we don't get to see more of that model

>>72416609
>Lando
the idiot grifter who think he is bigger than he actually is? lmao,no one following him because hes trooning as profussy and ppl leave

>>72415188
As in no company ending issues.
One hire termination for embezzling but everyone else gets along wonderfully.

>>72429080
Muumi isn't the embodiment of a company policy, but she is the backbone of the outfit.

>>72414977
>without them causing tons of issues
>tons
step back and hire decent managers works for now, again just to leave it clear, FOR NOW, i am expecting serious problems coming from normie connect precisely because they keep gathering normies.

>>72419917
Funnily enough certain occupations require you to be married so you understand certain emotions and bonds. Yagoo and Fishman both try to be fatherly. Riku larps as a mafia boss.

>>72427853
I'd go insane if I was Pippa's 24/7 crisis lifeline

>>72428355
>friends
boy friends

>>72421679
To his backpack

>>72415880
Fishman has uncanny attention, I wouldn't be surprised if he figured out how Hololive operates and just follows their example but fit to his company's needs.
There is a lot of untapped raw potential in the girls.

>>72428355
...Is the secret to running an at least moderately successful vtuber company being autistic?

>>72414977
He actually pays his talents.

Many of the talents had a fairly lengthy pre-debut period where they were explicitly not streaming, but also in communication with the company and the other talents, possibly doing some amount of work ("the basement"). I don't know if it came with any pay or other incentives, but that long probationary period probably helps.

>>72427954
Anon that's like every woman out there as soon as you piss them off.

>fish just wanted to diversify his business portfolio
>ends up founding a coffee company where the marketing is more profitable than the coffee
Fish is making the Lucky Strike myth real.

>>72415566
>>72415880
>Yes their lead manager is an occupational therapist.
Muumi (their female manager who is a therapist) single-handedly saved the company from a Cyberlive-like menhera implosion. All the first generation talents recognize it. In fact, they still call her or message her at crazy times of the day/night just to vent or get emotional support.

>>72431159
she uses chatbots for that

>>72431451
wait, so if I super chat a talent and a percentage goes to PC, and then Fish Man proceeds to super chat with that money as well, then isn't he just wasting more money sending supas which YouTube takes a cut of?

I get it's for fun, but that's a lot of money that he could have just sent through fucking PayPal

>>72433115
Yes.
He did it just to fuck with her.
Fishman seems like a riot.

>>72431076
There are? What occupations are those?

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpnstGBAki0

>>72428460
The girls will never tell you everything about themselves. There could be some real fucking weird shit going on and we wouldn't be able to know.

>>72431159

>>72433506
Jesus Christ...

>>72433448
I digress, this feels hectic but not that hectic and fits Phase better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nrcmi2zzVs

he hired someone to be their full time uppy provider

>>72433448
>0:25
I like the implication that Fishman controls the naRRATive himself by shilling or derailing rrats and threads depending on what suits the company or talents best at the moment.
And he does it himself because he's that much of an autistic minmaxxer.

>>72433557
Mind, that's her AI. Mind, it's an amazing imitation. Also mind, she uses AI for therapy.

>>72433930
The non-zero probability that Pippa is incidentally making her A.I. more accurate by playing with her off-camera just makes that post more funny.

>>72419173
Great sequel to shunkan heartbeat

>>72431396
Is Yagoo autistic?

>>72434029
yagoo lets his idols do w/e they want for the most part, while also paying them extremely well.

>>72433984
Shiori flat out says she's working on training her AI of herself. She's too scared to release it.

Can they read character AI chat logs?

>>72434178
Scared that it could count as an NDA breach of sorts.

>>72434294
No she's just sad it's not horny enough. Apparently it turned her down when she RP'd as Dimitri.

>>72434404
>Apparently it turned her down when she RP'd as Dimitri.

>>72434029
>Is Yagoo autistic?
He seems normal enough. I have my suspicions about Ikko Fukuda though, but he stays out of the public eye so there's no good way for us to tell.

>>72431326
Fishman has an itch for technical focus so I wouldn't be surprised if he actually goes deep into research, rumours and industry practices to more or less get an idea of what to do and not to do with what he has.
For example, he knows he can't drive off Pippa (for now), also he can't shove the JPs into anything at random, especially DaMichi and Nasa. He's playing the game.

>>72427952
Nijisanji themselves made Doki's issues public. On the other hand, Lando currently has not expressed anything against Cover yet and just had menhara moments. Completely different cases, sister.
It could be NDAs, sure, but it could also be just personal stress. Until we actually get an expose of some sort, trying to pin it one way or the other and trying to equate it to Doki is madman logic.

>>72427952
Nijisanji shouldn't have published Doki's personal problems then.

>>72428460
Autism is a spectrum anon. There are very high functioning ones that you probably won't know unless they tell you.

>>72429080
Word.
>>72414977
But also begin surprisingly good at when to and when not to pull the reins in.

>>72419092
>blacklisted the majority of the company
>not Pippa
>the one with the shittiest fan base
Huh???

>>72427954
Exactly. Look into Rie as an example even a tiny bit and her whole persona is a fraud.

>>72436541
You really think she fakes it?

>>72427954
Not every talent is faking it. Some are legit schizos.

>>72415216
Why do the words "Lia" and "Steak" get you permanently banned from the discord

Xalamon is gonna bring down that company.

>>72414977
>causing tons of issues
remember AI slop and doxniger drama ? ofc you are not. you are a phasenigger

>>72433115
He’s doing it out of company money as a write off and the girls get the full amount through recompense. He’s paying a bit extra by the end to turn a bonus into PR.

>>72438074
Just did my reps is that why Lia is kicked out of the thread? Is that how they cope with not getting cucked

>>72438223
Is he even still there? I don't notice as many cringe mod moments as there were years ago.

What's wrong with xal?

>>72439509
Anon he is one of the head mods

>>72434665
Pippa is unironically tapped into middle America though. People hate on her origins but her behavior over the last year is at the point of a veteran entertainer in her comfort zone.
The constant shit posters over Phase can get fucked at this stage, it won't only be Phase they'll go out of their way to shit on this year. VSPO EN and most likely one other strong upstart will be eating away at the dregs of NijiEN for a slice of the market. I would have included others rising up but they all have yabs cooking/ cooked in the back ground.

>>72414977
Because all the girls are incredibly talented and wonderful people.

>>72439614
Grim

>>72418262
School Days

>>72439509
A lot of the mods moved on. Some just straight up quit, and he's part of the reason why.

>>72434029
If you mean clinically autistic that requires special support then probably no. If you mean skirting the edges, undiagnosed high-functioning, then East Asians in general are only less autistic than Europeans. They'd have been even more extremely male brain'd than Europeans had their culture not also selected for over-neotenization and reduced sexual dimorphism. Still, look at the amount of actual doctors and engineers they pump out. Yagoo was a STEMbro, then a techbro, yes?

>>72414977
Ask Yuri

>>72429080
>>72429533
Muumi SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>72416419
i would but i spent all my money at shop.phase-connect.com/collections/coffee

>>72443289
Perfectly understandable. They have so many flavors, how could you not want to try them all? And once you've found your favorite there's just no going back! Truly a trap for the distinguished coffee connoisseur.

>>72438074
Qrd? Never heard of this.

>>72433506
This is photoshopped. The "AI" doesnt look real. who leaked this private dm with pippa?

>>72415216
Going off the stories we hear, this guy has 99% fucked his talents, lets be real here
slugma being the most likely onw

>>72433834
Have you seen the way phase fags type? They all sound like business men trying to get you to buy a piece of phase connect stocks. He 100% is /here/.

>>72439612
Imma tell you lije this xalamon. I likes you. And i wants you. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours xalamon. GIMME THAT BOOTY XALAMON

>>72418020
>Sakana is married
I feel cucked

>>72414977
This guy gets worshipped like a god /here/ and I really don't get why. He somehow manages to handle merch worse than both nijisanji and indies, and he's obnoxiously shoved into almost everything phase related (Ads, stream mentions, etc).

His corpo is really good, but I think the success has much more to do with the staff and talents over him.

Gen3 and certain elements of the new jp branch have been a huge mistake though.

>>72446352

>>72415702
tardwrangling =/= harem

>>72414977
Easy, just don't hire males

>>72446656
I ordered a pippa mouse pad and got it 7 months later. I forgot i ordered it and had to explain to my dad why the mousepad had lumps on it. And why the lumps were on her feet. Fuck you sakana.

>>72433506
AI is truly amazing

>>72414977
he fucks them
getting dicked keeps the menhera in check